Judge Issues MASS GAG ORDER In Kirk Assassination Case!
Candace Owens recently announced that she will defy a Utah judge’s gag order related to the Charlie Kirk assassination trial, claiming she’s uncovered explosive evidence of a cover-up. The gag order, issued by Judge Tony Graph without formal requests from prosecutors or defense, restricts over 3,000 potential witnesses, attorneys, and even the media from discussing the case. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss alleged irregularities in the judge’s appointment, unusual Israeli IP searches of court officials before the murder, and questionable handling of the defendant’s legal representation. Plus segments on Piers Morgan getting SCHOOLED by John Mearsheimer about Netanyahu and Israel, former CIA agent John Kiriakou exposing the agency as the planet’s greatest threat and Democratic Congressman Seth Moulton’s decision to return all AIPAC campaign contributions. Also featuring Stef Zamorano and Mike MacRae. And a phone call from Alec Baldwin!
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Jimmy, you really need to pay more attention to the news.
A few days ago, my brother, actor Stephen Baldwin, and I were in a serious car accident.
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It was the top headline on the e-exclamation point news webpage, which shockingly still exists.
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Oh.
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Nor our children.
Carmen, 11.
Raphael, 10.
Leonardo, 8.
Romeo or Romeo, 7.
Eduardo, 4.
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And Ilaria, 2.
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How'd that happen?
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Happily for everyone involved, they bought that story.
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Let's be grown-ups here.
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No, no, I was fine to drive, hand to God.
But Stephen, or T.O. Stefan, as my children call him, was absolutely plotto, which drove his already compromised intellect down to dangerous lower primate levels.
I see.
He wanted a particular beef jerky from a particular roadside store, and I told him, No, we have perfectly good beef jerky at home.
T.O. Stefan, it turns out, would have none of that.
He was insisted on his jerky, so he grabbed the wheel and tried to turn it into the parking lot.
Unfortunately, the parking lot was about a half a mile down the road.
It was then he hit the tree.
What a disaster.
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Of course not.
Ilaria got the dump truck story, too.
She has not been in particularly good mood since she got voted off dancing with the stars a few days ago.
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Jimmy, why do you think I was drinking at Long Island with my brother on a Monday afternoon?
Gotcha.
Enough said there.
Of course, after she got eliminated, she immediately came out and said that she was, quote, bullied off the show, referring to comments online and on social media.
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Apparently, that's the number one thing you should not say.
Because that's also what Dancing with the Stars said.
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I see.
And of course, this assertion allows her to blame others, not just the show, but me.
You, why you?
You and I should really hang out sometime.
Why me?
Because I didn't stand up for her enough.
What that would look like, I don't really know.
Presumably, creating several fake Reddit accounts called something like Ilaria Dancing Fan69 and charging into the chat like a white knight.
Okay.
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I'm spending a lot of time traveling, hiding, drinking to excess.
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Candace Owens has vowed to not abide by this gag order.
Don't worry about the gag order in the Charlie Kirk case.
I plan to violate it on the world's behalf.
The things I've discovered in this past week are enough to burn the house down.
Yeah.
Yes, Charlie was betrayed by everyone.
Hey, so it turns out that judge that we just talked to you about in that other segment, and if you haven't seen it, go watch that segment because he's very suspicious.
A lot of Google searches on this judge from Israel before the shooting.
Isn't that interesting?
So he is now an unpressed.
Here it is.
He's got issued a gag order, an unprecedented gag order in Utah.
Over 3,000 witnesses, associates of the case, attorneys, family members, and even the press are subject to this gag order, threatened with potential contempt of court.
So here's a little news report from Utah.
Tyler Robinson's latest court hearing was brief, but some interesting things did happen, including one issue that could impact thousands of people here in Utah.
Thousands.
Good morning.
Court is now in session.
Tyler Robinson was not present for the hearing.
Instead, he listened in from the Utah County Jail.
Lawyers focused on upcoming issues like evidence from the crime scene.
There is a substantial amount of discovery in this case, Your Honor.
It's voluminous, to say the least.
His lawyers entered their formal appearance and declined to waive his right to a preliminary hearing.
Judge Tony Graff has issued a gag order preventing anyone associated with the case from talking about it.
It's to avoid pretrial publicity, already a big problem in a case with massive media exposure involving a high-profile figure like Charlie Kirk.
But the judge wants to ensure a fairer trial for Robinson.
It's also brought up a big issue involving thousands of people.
We're seeking some clarification with respect to the phrase, all witnesses, Your Honor.
There are a number of witnesses that have yet to be identified that would likely be used in the state's case.
This occurred in front of 2,000 to 3,000 students at Utah Valley University.
So we're in the process of identifying those witnesses.
And so those individuals are presently unknown right now.
The court will rule that as the witnesses become known to each side that that information is conveyed to abide by this order.
Obviously, there are potentially many witnesses.
And so it's not the expectation that you would be able to do that upfront, but as they become known.
The judge made it clear he wants to ensure Robinson's constitutional rights will be protected as well as the rights of the victim.
Counsel, regardless of who is watching, whether it is the nation or a single individual, we must fulfill our roles with integrity, civility, and diligence.
I encourage each of you to give your very best to this case.
Neither Mr. Robinson nor the people of Utah deserve anything less than the fair and impartial administration of justice.
Outside court, lawyers declined to comment.
Any comment?
Not today.
Not today.
Thanks, Don.
Robinson will be back here in court in person for another hearing on October 30th.
In Provo, Ben.
So this seems very sketchy.
This all seems very sketchy.
Where did Tyler Robinson's lawyers come from?
Could you look it up?
Do you have any idea, Kurt?
He's being appointed by the prosecution.
That's what I thought.
He was appointed.
So the prosecution is appointing himself.
Well, the way it's going to be framed is the county paid for it, but the bottom line is lots of people want to represent this guy because they think he's getting what?
But they refuse it.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Kurt.
Yeah, he's getting stitched.
A lot of people think he's getting stitched up that are lawyers, but they won't be permitted to do it.
The prosecutor will say who did it.
And I think that's a good question.
So wait a minute.
So let me just get this clear.
So there's lots of people coming forward who want to represent him, but the judge or the county, the government, which is really the prosecutors, get to choose who his legal representation is.
Yeah, we can.
How can that possibly be?
Well, the county pays for a public defender, so, you know, it's not ethical at all, but it is legal there.
And I don't remember the chick's name I saw her on a redacted clip, and she explained trying to get in touch to the lawyer, this woman, I was trying to get in touch and got flatly refused because they're not allowing that.
So they're going to provide him with his defense.
They don't want him defended.
They want a nice Ryan Ralph stitch-up.
Candace Owens has vowed to not abide by this gag order.
Don't worry about the gag order in the Charlie Kirk case.
I plan to violate it on the world's behalf.
The things I've discovered in this past week are enough to burn the house down.
Yeah.
Yes, Charlie was betrayed by everyone.
So she's meaning he was betrayed by the Turning Points USA.
He was betrayed by his donors.
He was betrayed by the Trump administration.
He was betrayed by everyone.
He's a Truman show.
He was living in the Truman Show, poor guy.
Did you see his wife at the rally coming out to pyrotechnics like she's goddamn killed Tony?
Yeah.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Creepy as hell.
So let's watch this.
Shocking cover-up.
Utah judges and Kirk's assassination's trial dropped secret gag order to silence witnesses.
So that's what they're doing.
They're putting this.
But wait, Israel IP hits on them months before the hit.
Judge Swap smells like a setup.
So just like we've been telling you about, they've been doing these Google searches for everything and everybody inside Utah before the assassination.
From the surgeon to the hospital he was taken to the FBI person to the judge to everybody to the to the shooter to Tyler Robinson.
This is happening Google searches from DC and Israel before the assassination.
They were Google searching the Lovi Center at the university, which is where they say Tyler Robinson was on top of.
They were searching everything.
So turns out they're also searching this judge.
In the Tyler Robinson trial for Kirk's September 10th murder, Judge Tori Graff, now presiding, and his predecessor, Robert Lunan, were hit with unique Google searches from the Israeli IP addresses.
Lunan on May 15th, Graf on July 26th.
That's my birthday.
Before the assassination, zero Utah-based searches on either until after Charlie Kirk's death, coincidence?
Or foreign intel scouring the bench, scouting the bench.
Lunan retires.
So the original judge retired August 1st.
Graf slides in August 4th, the exact day that the FBI boss in Utah was yanked by Cash Patel.
Timing's a red, it's a red flag parade.
But there's the, but there's the killer.
Here's the killer.
On October 16th, 2025, Graf, the judge, drops an unprecedented gag order on his own motion.
There was no request from prosecutors or defense to muzzle all the witnesses.
The judge just did this by himself, pulled it out of his ass.
I wonder if somebody Google searched Zionist punk and it came up good for him.
You know, I'm just trying to figure out, Jimmy, why does it say December 16th, 2025?
Where it says, but here's the killer.
On December 16th, 2025, Graf drops an unprecedented gag order.
That meant to me, October should be October.
I think that's a typo.
It should be October.
Okay.
Because that's when it got dropped.
So, and no request from the prosecutors, no request from the defense.
He just did it all on his own to silence witnesses, future lawyers, staff, even non-case attorneys in their firms.
So it binds lawyers to police witnesses' mouths, imputes blame for extrajudicial chatter, routine in high-profile cases, sure, but this one's a sledgehammer on First Amendment rights, tainting jury pools as a pretext while burying both.
Defense should have fought back.
Our independent sleuths, you, me, and the Charlie Kirk Investigative Committee, are Robinson's best shot at exposing the web.
Utah elites, shady vans, patches, but crickets from the media.
A month in, no challenges from the media on the official narrative.
No, nothing.
Where's the press corps spine?
This isn't protecting due process.
It's a blackout of justice.
Yep.
I'm game to sue if there's deep pocket patriot who wants to foot the bill for an attorney.
I volunteered a challenge and torch this order.
Who's in?
So, and then you see people like this.
So after Candace Owens said, I'm not following this.
So Kat Turd, who does some good work, does some horrible work, which is what he's doing now, or whoever Kat Turd is, is doing on the Charlie Kirk assassination, trying to shut people up and don't ask questions, don't ask logical questions, even though we know that the FBI is lying and the official narrative makes absolutely no sense.
Cat turd is out there trying to shame Candace Owens for saying she has more information.
You see what he wrote?
Unbound speech?
He didn't say free speech.
He said unbound speech.
You see that?
So I'm going to read it to you right now.
The gag order, so he's quoting Grock Cat Turd, says the gag order in state versus Tyler Robinson binds over 3,000 potential witnesses from Charlie Kirk's Utah event to avoid prejudicing the assassination trial.
Okay.
Candace Owens, absent from the gathering and not subpoenaed, faces no direct legal constraint.
Her violation pledge is rhetorical bravado for unveiling alleged betrayals.
This highlights the farce.
Unbound speech clashes with the dramatic frame, with her dramatic framing, risking defamation counters, but not contempt.
So this is what he's saying is that she's not even covered by this.
That's what he's trying to say.
And she's just doing this for clicks.
That's what the only person looking into this and asking legit questions and outing all the lies that TPU USA and all the Bill Ackerman lies, all the lies that Cash Matello told, she's debunked most of them, but he's still mad at her and says that she doesn't have, this is all just for clicks.
She's not even covered by this gag order.
But as Coach Collins says, I'll read it to you if you can't see it.
Coach Collins says the judge actually wants the press to be a part of this order, quote, associates of the case.
And what he said, and that's a very loose phrasing.
Also, if you have information from a witness or from the plaintiff or a defendant, you would also be gagged.
Nice try, though, he says to Cat Turd.
Nice try.
No, the judge is trying to gag everybody, Candace Owens included.
And then Cat Turt, he tweets out this and says Candace Owens is crazy.
So this is what they do.
This is what they did to me during Seth Rich.
This is what they did to me during Russia Gate when I debunked that Russia had hacked into the DNC server.
They called me crazy.
They put me in a hit piece in Washington.
That's what they do.
This is to shut you up.
And I like this as one of my favorites.
Candace is crazy.
Really?
Like Kanye was crazy.
Like Dave Chappelle was crazy.
Like Kat Williams was crazy.
Yeah, just like everyone who was right about COVID-19 was also called crazy.
Seems the popular Matrix tactic to discredit you is to call you crazy.
That's how I know Candace is close to the truth.
Very well said.
I would say Kanye.
Kanye may be a bad, but we don't have to say that Kanye wasn't crazy.
I know people love Kanye.
Hey, great music.
I love that one where he cave is cousin Ed.
But come on.
Kanye is a narcissist.
Let's not get it.
He could have left out Kanye and it had been just as popular.
No, maybe don't make a swasika t-shirt.
Maybe.
Maybe don't do that.
But anyway.
Think he's a enough talking about him.
So, anyway, the gag or everything is everything in this case is suspect.
You really think Tyler Robinson, who, by the way, doesn't look anything like the picture they said he is.
Right.
It's not the same guy.
Somehow he had a World War I rifle.
He somehow tucked it in his shorts and climbed up a building that he'd never been to, never been on, assembled it, then took the shot, changed his clothes, undassembled it, left a screwdriver there that he would need to assemble it.
So he left his fingerprints, then puts it back in his pants or something, jumps off the building, then changes his clothes again in the woods, reassembles it without the screwdriver, without the screwdriver, reassembles it, wraps it in a towel, leaves it there.
And by the way, it's on property that's owned by Palantir.
So if you're not allowed to ask obvious questions about this, Cat Turd will say you're crazy.
If any of that stinks.
Good one, Cat Turd.
If any of that stinks to you, Cat Turd's going to tell you you're crazy.
Oh, spoken like a foreign Israeli trying to pretend to be an American who harps on left-wing bullshit, but really works for Israel.
You are cuckoo.
That's not really clever, is it?
Or good in any way?
No.
It sounds kind of like a little behind, like a foreigner made it.
Like, I know how people in Israel talk, and that would be more of an insult there.
That's how it comes off to me.
Where's the picture?
I don't see nobody there.
Oh, it's you don't show who you are.
Anyway, good for Candace Owens.
This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
And keep going, Candace.
I'm behind you.
So if you're not looking at the evidence, it's because you don't want to.
Okay.
And a lot of people, don't forget, are being paid to make this stupid shit about $7K a month, according to Bibi Milkowski.
Remember?
Yep.
He announced they're going all out because they know they lost all the kids with their disgusting blood orgy they just conducted.
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Suddenly they send some missiles.
Our people send missiles from inside.
And then they say, oh, there is a missile from Gaza.
So did you hear what he just said?
What he's saying is there's going to be some missiles coming from Gaza into Israel.
And they're going to blame it on Hamas, but it's going to be their missiles.
So Professor John Mersheimer reveals the two-state solution is a lie.
He confirms Netanyahu and the Israeli public are united in rejecting it to pursue a greater Israeli.
Oh, Israel, really?
I'm a little taken aback that anyone wouldn't know the two-state solution was a lie at this point.
Surely even Jon Stewart has figured that out.
I think he has.
And to Israel, all of Earth is a two-state solution, and they're working on that.
So you know.
So here's Mersheimer.
I mean, Prime Minister Netanyahu, who has made it unequivocally clear on countless occasions that there's not going to be a two-state solution.
He has, but one has made it unequivocally.
It's a position that's widely shared in Israel.
And after what's happened over the past two years, do you think any Israeli is going to be interested in a two-state solution?
Probably the number you can count on one hand.
It's just not going to happen.
The Israelis have already de facto annexed Gaza and de facto annexed the West Bank.
Their principal goal now is to ethnically cleanse the Palestinians out of those two areas.
That's it.
Hey, just a random thought.
But remember how Putin was a madman who wanted to restore the Soviet Empire?
Remember that?
I don't know why that pops into my head every time Bibi Milkowski and the Greater Israel Project comes up, but it does.
Yeah, it's weird how it does.
Some madman expanding for territory, and then once they got Gaza onto Lebanon and Syria, and I guess the parts of Iraq they wanted, right?
So this is not happening.
Israel is not changing.
This peace, temporary ceasefire, they're going to continue to ethnically cleanse and take over Gaza and the West Bank.
That's it.
Here's the resident says, I think you greatly underestimate how deeply committed the Israelis are to ethnically cleansing both Gaza and the West Bank.
If President Trump gets tough with Prime Minister Netanyahu, Netanyahu will just turn to the lobby and they will force Trump to back off.
Let's listen to him saying it.
Let's listen.
I think you greatly underestimate, peers, how deeply committed the Israelis are to ethnically cleansing both Gaza and the West Bank.
The Israelis now have a situation where there are roughly as many Palestinians as there are Israeli Jews inside of Greater Israel.
And this is an unacceptable situation for most Israelis.
And they're completely committed to ethnically cleansing Gaza and then the West Bank.
I think the evidence is overwhelming on this.
Now, you say President Trump sees this as a great opportunity to prove that he's a statesman and he can bring peace to the Middle East.
I think in principle that he'd love to do that.
But I've written a book with Steve Walt on the Israel lobby.
And there's absolutely no question in my mind that if President Trump gets rough with Prime Minister Netanyahu, Netanyahu will turn to the lobby and the lobby will force Trump to back off.
There's no way Trump is going to get tough with Netanyahu if he violates the ceasefire.
Remember, he did that on March 18th.
So or Israel just might forget about the lobby and set off one of the hidden devices they have in several locations in our country.
The reason John F. Kennedy didn't want them to have nuclear devices.
So has Piers Morgan not heard of mowing the lawn?
I find that hard to believe.
I know.
A well-informed guy like him.
So let's listen.
Israel is still limiting the number of aid trucks allowed to enter Gaza.
It's only permitting 300.
That's half the agreed number under the Trump plan.
Israel accuses Hamas of violating the ceasefire deal of the return of captives' bodies.
So, but Israel would never violate a deal or a law or a treaty.
I'm kidding.
Obviously, they suck.
So they're not.
Historically, the worst.
So now they're only letting in half the aid.
They're already starving.
And they're already saying exactly as we predicted.
They're going to say Hamas has broken the ceasefire.
Of course, that's what they say.
Saul says, so Israel continues to starve people in Gaza because they claim Hamas hasn't done something.
That's the definition of collective punishment, which is a war crime.
Wow.
This is, wow, you can't make a deal with the Zionists.
Just keep that in mind.
Well, Hitler did.
Yeah, yeah, it worked out for Hitler.
The UN says Israel is committing war crimes in Gaza, having killed 15 Palestinian civilians since October 10th, despite a ceasefire coming into effect.
That's the UN.
UN says Israeli forces continue to kill civilians in Gaza despite the ceasefire.
Did anybody doubt that that's what was going to happen?
I mean, what's the point of blackmailing 90% of the U.S. government with a pedo-ring if you can't starve as many Arab kids as you want?
Yeah.
What's the point?
Who's to say?
Branco says after immediately violating the ceasefire and killing nine Palestinians going home, Israel continues the starvation plan by claiming Hamas is the violator.
This is why Trump didn't get the peace prize.
The ceasefire means nothing if he doesn't force Netanyahu to abide by it, which he's not.
He's not, he's not.
Well, they did give a Nobel Prize to Yasser Arafat.
No fair.
Here's a former Mossad agent.
Here's what he says.
Feel we finished the job.
We will never finish the job.
Because we always have new enemies.
Why didn't we take Khomeini out?
We always have new enemies.
So that's an Israeli guy that will never finish the job.
We always have new enemies.
Should you at least consider that the idea that it just might be you?
If you always have new enemies.
If you always have new enemies, do you think it might be you as you bomb eight different countries at once?
Okay, here we go.
Feel we finished the job.
We will never finish the job.
Because we always have new enemies.
Why didn't we take Khomeini out?
I tell you what, because he's not just a regular leader, he's a religious leader, and it's different.
You start a religious war.
Okay.
And they can replace him.
And, you know, sometimes if you think about Tehran, it looks like we suddenly stop and we made this ceasefire.
But come on, let me compare it to Lebanon.
Okay.
Because it was exactly when we entered to Lebanon, to the south of Lebanon, and we destroy so many buildings with missiles and the Dachya and everything.
And suddenly we got a ceasefire.
There is no agreement.
We just have a ceasefire.
I remember they spoke about two months and then they extended one month.
And now we are acting almost every day in Syria, in Lebanon.
Post-Iran attack.
We're certainly living in a safer world today.
Of course.
And I hope that we will have another attack.
We'll attack them and they will attack us.
Let me tell you something about Gaza.
Yeah.
That at the end of the day, after we bring all the hostages, we will have agreement.
But there is something that's stronger than this agreement.
Gaza will forever pay for this terror attack.
What do you see as a future for Gaza?
No future.
Parking lot.
A dumping ground.
But what's a creative idea?
I do.
Okay, we have agreement.
Suddenly, they send some missiles.
Our people send missiles from inside.
And then they say, oh, there is a missile from Gaza.
So, did you hear what he just said?
What he's saying is there's going to be some missiles coming from Gaza into Israel.
And they're going to blame it on Hamas.
But it's going to be their missiles.
He's not against it.
He hopes there will be another attack, he just said.
Yes.
He's not condemning this.
He's saying this is the plan.
This is the plan.
So now we can answer them.
So you think that's also something that's possible?
Everything is possible.
We are going to erase Gaza.
We have to take the people there and send them to Libya.
And what happens with the land itself?
Forever a monument to destruction.
First of all, we have all the tunnels.
We need to clean the area and we can build a big port that you can make a lot of business with the Abraham Accords.
And Trump got a mission to close all the war situations all over the places.
And he wants to move forward with the Abraham Arkholders and he wants to include new countries, talking about Lebanon, Syria.
But at the end of the day, Trump is great for us.
I saw a few years ago a film.
It wasn't the true story, but the deputy tried to blame the chief of CIA that he's trying to kill the president of the United States.
And there is a scene that the president is playing at in Gulf, you know, in an isolated area with green and trees in the middle of a wood.
And suddenly you see a track and they open the roof.
Right.
Many, many, many drones.
Right.
And each one of them can recognize the face.
Do you think Hollywood is sort of a precursor to some of these things?
I can tell you that we used to watch James Bond films and take ideas for Mossad operations.
So that's the result of someone who's never had to face consequences for anything.
They talk about it like it's normal and they don't even understand that you don't see it that way.
They think you're just like them because they are living mascots to narcissism.
Wow.
So here, this is the Greater Israel Project.
It stretches into Egypt, stretches into Saudi Arabia, stretches into Iraq, stretches into Syria, Lebanon.
That's the Greater Israel Project.
And here's Trump's current and former U.S. Ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee, and David M. Friedman performed a rendition of Sweet Home Alabama in Israel titled Sweet Home Your Shalahim, which is Hebrew for Jerusalem.
Elon Gold singing, the comedian Elon Gold.
Is that who that is?
Yeah, the singer is Elon Gold.
I know him.
No.
Yeah, Elon Gold.
We'll see.
Turn it up a little bit.
Okay.
Torah scrolls keep on turning.
Just two days and we are through.
Then we start from the beginning.
Hashem's holy words begin anew.
We all have come to help Hatala.
And we want to help it thrive.
Based right here in God's holy city throughout this land is saving lives.
Sweet home, Yerushala.
Yeah.
Okay.
I had enough.
Jesus Christ.
I can't take that.
Wow.
Jesus.
That was.
I mean, you better hope Hashem's not real because I would strike you down if I was him.
You know, and you know what?
It makes sense because whenever I'm in Alabama, I think to myself, this has to be exactly like what Israel's like.
Except without the humidity, am I right?
And what a waste of talent that Mike Huckabee went into politics.
He has the makings of a rock star.
I don't mean the actual job title.
I mean the energy drink.
I assume he took over the crack operation from Clinton when he was governor.
That's what I just assumed.
I worked at the CIA.
It's a big, lumbering bureaucracy with a lot of stupid people.
And it's not like it is in the James Bond movies where everybody's like, wow, right on top of their game.
No, there are a lot of dopes.
Let me just show you this, and I also want to get your response to it.
So this is Jenk Uger from Place I Used to Work, TYT.
And here's what he says about in the old days, man, they could do some.
So he's interviewing a guy, I think, who has written a book on the CIA.
And watch this.
So in the old days, he says.
Who's?
Now I believe we have the opposite problem.
They're not evil enough.
He's talking about the CIA, that they used to really be bad guys, but now they're not evil enough.
They're like not doing anything, right?
But are they risking their lives to infiltrate?
I mean, no, we never infiltrated Al-Qaeda.
I mean, that's unbelievable to me.
Right.
A little bit.
Not only did we infiltrate Al-Qaeda, we invented Al-Qaeda, and now Al-Qaeda is being welcomed.
They did our dirty work in Syria.
We paid them.
And now they're welcomed by the Secretary of State and the former head of the CIA in the United States in front of room fulls of dignitaries.
So what?
Well, I'll play a little bit more, then I'll get your response.
We never even infiltrated Al-Qaeda.
We invented them.
Anyway.
Why would we have to do that?
Why would we have to infiltrate them?
It's China invading Taiwan.
Yeah.
Embarrassing for our intelligence community.
No, they don't want to.
So whoever this genius is says it's embarrassing for our intelligence community that they didn't infiltrate Al-Qaeda.
It's a real interview.
This really happened.
I don't want to go through that risk.
That's my assessment.
They're willing to take some risk, but not risk their lives.
But that's the CIA.
You're supposed to do that.
And hopefully, in the service of U.S. citizens, in fact, a lot of people you'd meet that.
Oh, my God.
That's Barry Eisler.
Is that who that?
Who's that?
Tell me who that is.
Barry Eisler is a former CIA officer.
I interviewed Barry this morning.
Barry's a former CIA officer who went on to be a prolific and very successful author of espionage fiction.
Well, that sounds like fiction, what he's saying right there to Jenk Uger, that it was embarrassing that this intelligence community did not infiltrate Al-Qaeda.
So you obviously don't agree with that assessment, right?
No, I disagree with you slightly, and I'll explain why.
I don't think we invented al-Qaeda.
I think we foolishly made a decision once Al-Qaeda became the organization it became.
It partially morphed from the Mujahideen.
Yes.
And we armed them.
So we armed the Musha Hardin, which morphed into the Al-Qaeda.
Yeah.
And as Hillary Clinton said, we created them.
She said that in congressional testimony.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
I think we were directly responsible for the creation of ISIS, but that's a separate issue.
But we foolishly believed that we could then manipulate Al-Qaeda to the point where we could get, for example, the 9-11 hijackers who had already arrived in the United States to turn against what we called Al-Qaeda base Al-Qaeda, the leadership.
Osama bin Laden, Ayman Azawahidi, Mohammed Atif Atef.
He was the number three, the military.
I think he was a mirror for military affairs or some stupid title like that.
It was naive.
It resulted in the deaths of 3,000 Americans in one day, plus 2 million Muslims and another 8,000 soldiers after that.
Yeah, it was just, it was stupidity.
Okay.
Stupidity.
But let me add one other thing.
Chenkwieger, I'm sorry.
Check Wyger's an idiot.
He's always been an idiot.
Have you heard his position on sex with horses yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, listen, you're asking a Greek to comment on a Turk, so already I'm on a thin line here.
But he's so arrogant that he wants us to believe that when the CIA makes a decision to do something or the CIA takes a policy position, the first thing they have to do is they have to call Chenkwiger and explain what they're doing.
It's like, that's not the way espionage works, you moron.
So I just, well, let me show you this.
Let me show you this.
Hang on.
I have so much here to tell you.
So here's what Scott Ritter says: Let me introduce you to the Special Activities Center.
The CIA may be incompetent, that I grant you, but to say they don't carry out covert action designed to undermine and overthrow the governments of sovereign states is a whole new level of stupid.
The CA is the greatest threat to global stability in the world.
No other single organization is involved in the violation of law, including our own, more than the CIA.
America and the world would be far better and safer placed without the CIA.
Doug, do you have anything to say about Scott Ritter's assessment of that?
I agree with every word of that.
Okay.
I do.
Wait, question.
Remember Scott Ritter?
Oh, I know him well.
So they have Scott Ritter.
So the idea that the CIA doesn't overthrow, that's crazy, right?
It's crazy.
It's like task number one is to overthrow governments.
They were doing a TK Italian election of 1949.
He came in and said, Scott Ritter, and he was talking about how the inner agency didn't want to hear the truth about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
What's the inner agency?
Because I don't think they're incompetent.
I think they compartmentalize you're allowed to look at what you're allowed to look at, much like everybody here in American hell.
And nobody can see.
I talk to people that have been in, and they don't know about things that have been disclosed already, such as MK Monarch, which I thought they would never disclose.
We had a guest on who sent us the link in 2024.
NSA archives.
I wrote a paper.
By name.
Yeah.
By name.
Yeah.
So.
MK Chickwood.
Who's the interagency?
Who is that?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Where do I even begin?
I'll give you, I'll give you.
Watch your mouth, Dr. Monarch.
I'll answer your question by telling you by telling you a story.
When I got back from Pakistan, I was promoted on the strength of the Abu Zubaydah capture, which I'm now ashamed of because the man was utterly innocent of any of any crime against the United States.
And I've consistently called for his release from Guantanamo.
He's been there.
He's been in our custody for 23 and a half years now.
Never been charged with a crime.
But anyway, I got promoted when I got back and I was named the executive assistant to the CIA's deputy director for operations.
In that position, you see literally everything that the CIA is doing around the world.
You have to sign, I had to sign a half a dozen new security agreements just to start work on my very first day.
So we were getting ready to attack Iraq and a cable came in that was not just sensitive.
It was from one of these special compartments, but it was actionable.
Like I needed to, I needed to act on it now.
Well, it came in a minute before my morning briefing of the deputy director and all the associate deputy directors.
So I went up to the office and I said, well, we have to start the briefing today with an incredible cable that just came in in the such-and-such compartment.
And the deputy director says, stop.
He says, you and I are the only people in the room cleared for this information, which the room included the associate deputy director for operations, the associate deputy director for policy planning, the associate deputy director for counterintelligence, the associate deputy director for counterterrorism.
It's like, are you kidding me?
So there's a smaller group than this little group?
And there was.
So he said, I'll take the cable.
I'll brief the director.
So I just handed it to him.
And everybody was kind of doing this, like pretending that they hadn't heard any of this.
I was shocked.
And then when everybody finished their, their, everybody just says what they're working on that day.
Afterwards, he said, close call.
I said, I just assumed that if you're one of the top eight leaders of the CIA, you're cleared to know what the CIA is doing.
And he said, yeah, it's kind of funny.
That's amazing.
That's, I wonder.
So let me play one more video in this vein talking about the ridiculous things that people believe about the CIA today.
Let's listen.
There was a time in America where the State Department would carry the Pentagon would orchestrate and carry out coups in, you know, Latin American countries, for instance, or in Iran.
Like there was a time when the government engaged in all sorts of unsavory schemes across the globe.
That's definitely true.
Okay.
That's not the government we have today.
How does anyone look at the, like, honestly, I don't think the current federal government is even competent enough to carry out a coup?
I mean, they tried multiple times in Venezuela and failed.
Failed.
And like the way like the some of the MAGA Republicans, quite honestly, talk about the federal government makes me think, oh my God, they're asleep at the wheel.
They don't understand just how incompetent the federal government is.
They can't get anything straight.
They can't get anything straight.
And you guys think that they're like, they're wiretapping you and they're scheming and they're planning on throwing Tucker Carlson in prison for talking to Vladimir Putin?
Really?
Yeah.
Come on.
Like, look, man, I interviewed the CIA agent a long time ago, about nearly 10 years ago.
It was a really amazing interview.
She told me about honeypot schemes and stuff and how they trick their targets into thinking that they're going to get a sexual relationship.
Like, it was an amazing, very candid interview.
And she's like, look, this whole thing, and that deep state stuff on the right wing hadn't started yet.
She's like, the number one problem with the CIA is they've become bureaucrats.
So I just would like to get a CIA officer's response to that kind of ridiculous.
It turns my brain.
It really does.
I mean, listen, you can even go on Wikipedia and they'll give you a laundry list of all the regime change operations that the CIA is known to have been involved in.
What makes these guys think that the CIA is not at least as dangerous as it always has been?
It's a mystery to me.
Edward Snowden revealed that there's that they're tapping everyone.
And Joshua Schulte, they didn't give Joshua Schulte 40 years for nothing because he talked about nothing because he talked about exactly what it is that the CIA is out there doing around the world, including in the United States.
And look what they're doing to Juliana Souza at the time they're prosecuting Juliana Sogs or saying stuff like this.
They're like, are you kidding me?
You are exactly right.
They got his toilet bugged.
Literally.
Yes.
Literally, they bugged the toilet.
Yes.
And they didn't just walk in and do it.
They got the Spanish intelligence service to hire this company.
And the company was working with the Israelis and the Israelis were working with the Brits.
Come on, a lot of moving parts.
A lot of moving parts.
Okay.
Wait, hang on, Kurt.
Why can't I hear him?
Go ahead, Kurt.
What?
Okay, the deep state, I can't repeat this enough.
Peter Dale Scott, a Berkeley leftist professor, is the guy who invented the term deep state after he studied it for 50 years.
It's not a right-wing thing.
It came from a leftist Berkeley professor who also talked about COG, which none of these people talk about.
Continuity of government.
In fact, I'd like to know from John, how much of this stuff do they do under COG?
Because Ollie North hearings are talking about it.
The shooting of Trump when everybody was lambasting that Kimberly, what's her name?
She's from COG, the head of Secret Service when Trump got shot the first time.
How much of this is like COG stuff?
And do they keep it away from the CIA that way?
Or yeah, that's a great question.
Oddly enough, the CIA has nothing to do with COG.
They keep the CIA out, which is smart because you don't want the CIA to be leading the country in the event of a disaster, especially when you're going to have to question whether the CIA had something to do with the disaster, right?
But yeah, continuity of government is probably priority number one, which is one of the reasons why COG came out into the news this week because literally everybody, I don't know that this has ever happened, at least not in my lifetime.
Literally everybody in the constitutional line of succession went to the Charlie Kirk Memorial Service.
Oh.
Literally everybody.
What would have happened if a nuclear device had gone off in that stadium?
Literally the entire government would have been wiped out.
So we would have been ruled by what?
A military junta?
The guy from General G or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
From Denver.
That's what's under the airport.
Yeah, exactly.
And there's one in West Virginia at Mount Weather.
Yes.
What is underneath the airport in Denver?
The new capital for COG in case of a nuclear war.
You know, the Dr. Strangelove underground thing where they all sit around, that's what's in Denver.
That's why all of that is.
There's one in Denver.
And there's one on the Virginia-West Virginia border called Mount Weather.
It's a hollowed-out mountain.
And that's where the designated few are supposed to be taken in the event of a nuclear conflict.
No kidding.
They would have been a congressional picnic in 2012 when a solar flare almost hit us and they would have gone in there and left you to fry.
Yeah, they gave us a tour.
When I first joined the CIA, they gave us a tour of Mount Weather.
I actually never believed Mount Weather existed.
And then they took us inside and I was like, you've got to be kidding me.
So this is real.
And they were like, yeah, it's real.
And they're very specific about who gets to go.
It's much smaller than you might imagine.
Well, I imagine it's very small.
It's very small.
The president, the vice president, secretaries of state, defense, the national security advisor, a couple of the very top congressional leaders, the majority leader, minority leader, the speaker of the house, and their families, their immediate families.
And then that's it.
Well, what do you say?
What do you say about Catherine Austin Fitz when she says that they've somehow stolen $20 trillion from the federal government and they're building these underground cities to sustain the elite?
Have you heard her talk about that?
Yeah, I've heard her say that.
I don't think that's true.
First of all, I just don't think people are that smart.
I really don't.
I worked at the CIA.
It's a big, lumbering bureaucracy with a lot of stupid people.
And it's not like it is in the James Bond movies where everybody's like, wow, right on top of their game.
No, there are a lot of dopes.
I was just telling a friend of mine yesterday, we were getting ready to go on.
This is the Honest to God's Truth.
We're getting ready to go on a raid in Pakistan.
We're going to raid an Al-Qaeda safe house.
And I remember saying, where's Chris?
Oh, Chris couldn't come.
It's like, what do you mean he couldn't come?
That's why he's here.
No, it turned out Chris beat his wife.
So we have this rule.
If you get caught beating your wife, you can't carry a gun.
So he can't go on the raid without a gun.
I said, okay, where's Jimmy?
No, Jimmy got psychovac, psychologically evacuated.
I said, why?
He went nuts this morning.
Like, all right, all right.
Let's just, let's just go with what we have.
So it's not like the James Bond movies.
Everybody's either nuts or stupid or slow or they have been in headquarters for 10 years because they're cowards and they're afraid to go overseas and it's easier to get promoted at headquarters.
It's not like what people think that it's this, you know, tip of the spear and we're going to go in.
We're going to kill the president and we're going to name our guy the new president.
Come on.
Well, what I think is like a tragedy and hope by Carol Quake.
Circles within circles.
That's what an interagency would be.
So of course you're going to have a thick layer of stupid bureaucrats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But somebody knows what they're doing.
It's not no one steering it.
And the reason those underground bases exist was because of nuclear war.
That's the end of the television.
Yes.
That's why they exactly.
It's not like we just thought of it.
Now, the missing 20 million or 20 trillion rather, I heard it was more like 4 trillion.
But it's not that it's missing.
It's that it's been spent or wasted.
A lot of it in secret programs.
So there's no paperwork to document it.
People have retired or died and forgotten.
And PricewaterhouseCoopers goes in to the Pentagon to try to find it.
And then three years later, they throw up their hands and they say, we cannot figure out this accounting system.
And they just quit.
I thought it was Elon's fault for Doge not.
No, they were able to find $250 billion, which everybody laughed at.
Like, then where's the other 3.75 trillion that we can't find?
But they were able to, I mean, we did it to Maidan coup.
So they pulled that CIA pulled out.
You're exactly right.
Yes.
They got finally got, it took them 25 years, but they got rid of Assad.
That's right.
That's another one.
And they did it through their proxies, right?
Libya.
They did Libya, right?
They did get rid of Maduro in a short time, and now they're back trying to do it again.
Yes.
And I'm sure they're doing stuff like that all over the place.
And they're not going to advertise it to us.
That's right.
Like Nepal just happened.
And I'm like, I wonder if that is organic or if they went in and gave people money because that's what they do, right?
Yeah, I think it don't succeed unless you got the bad feelings there, though, right?
It's not like they could just make it happen out of thin air.
It could happen when you see the time is right for it to happen.
That's right.
Keaton Weiss from the Dew Dissonance, he said, historic first.
Jewish group complains about getting their money back because they did.
So here's a story that might blow your mind, Kurt, because I know you didn't hear about this, but I did.
Here it is.
The first congressman ever to return the money he got from APAC.
I hope he's going to be okay.
Seth Moulton from Massachusetts says, I'm returning AIPAC donations and refusing to accept any donations or support from them.
The FCC filing I made yesterday reflects that we are returning donations.
He forgot to add he's not suicidal.
Yeah, that's an important thing.
Keaton Weiss from the Due Dissonance, he said, historic first, Jewish group complains about getting their money back because they did.
So here's what APEC says.
Representative Seth Moulton is abandoning his friends.
Kurt can't stop laughing.
That's great.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
This is funny.
So APAC put out a tweet, says Seth Moulton is abandoning his friends to grab a headline, capitulating to the extremes rather than standing on conviction.
No, the extremes is letting your government be run by a foreign country.
That's the thing.
Also, I think you killed Charlie Kirk, assholes.
And you probably have a hand in killing Charlie Kirk.
I think he did.
It's just my opinion.
Representative Seth Moulton is abandoning his friends to grab a headline, capitulating to the extremes rather than standing on conviction.
I think committing a genocide on social media, being live-streamed on social media, I think that would probably be more of an extreme thing to do than to not take the money from the people who are doing the genociding.
I don't know.
That's just me.
This is like a reverse people being mad about that Saudi Riyadh festival.
I like how he says that they say he's not standing on his convictions.
That's exactly what he's doing.
This is really something.
His statement: it's like up is down, black is white, in is out.
And now returning money to someone trying to bribe you is because you don't have convictions.
That's according to AIPEC.
Do you see how they think?
You see what you have to do to be a Zionist APAC make mental case?
You have to be a mental case.
They call it a reverse burr.
His statement comes after years of him repeatedly asking for our endorsement and is a clear message to APAC members in Massachusetts and millions of pro-Israel Democrats nationwide that he rejects their support and will not stand with them.
APEC and our 5 million members are U.S. citizens who support a strong U.S.-Israel alliance.
Our mission is to promote policies that strengthen the critical partnership that advances America's interests and democratic values.
America's interests?
APAC doesn't give a shit about America's interests.
This strategic relationship is bigger than any government at any particular time in either country.
Oh, really?
Or democracy or anything that you, as a citizen, would want for your country, for yourself.
It's more important.
It's above you.
So APEC is complaining in a historic first.
A Jewish group complains about getting their money back.
And the portions were too small.
And oh, this food's horrible in such small portions.
So good for Seth Molton.
I don't know much about Seth Moulton, but he did take APAC money for a long time.
But good on him when he comes to the right side of history, at least.
At least he can see which way the wind is blowing.
At least he gets it.
I mean, he's way ahead of a lot of people, huh?
Way ahead.
Way ahead.
Not taking their money.
Good for you, guys.
Like Mike Grinder Johnson.
I'm going to sacrifice a red heifer, y'all.
Yeah.
So that's a great story.
Good for Seth Moulton.
I can't wait to see what APAC tries to do to him in his next primary because you know they're going to primary him.
Can't wait to see.
I can't wait to report on that.
Seems exciting.
Okay.
F AIPEC, F Zionism.
F it all.
I'm all for it.
F the hate speech laws protecting these genociding maniacs.
F everything.
How about that?
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