Jimmy Kimmel CRIES & LIES Nonstop In Non-Apology Monologue!
Jimmy Kimmel returned to air with an emotional monologue addressing backlash over his comments linking a murder suspect to MAGA, but critics argue his speech was more like a tearful “non-apology” filled with contradictions. He claimed he never intended to make light of the killing or blame any group, yet past clips showed him doing exactly that. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger highlight Kimmel’s history of supporting censorship against others while now presenting himself as a free-speech defender. They discuss Kimmel’s hypocrisy, pointing to past jokes about denying medical care to the unvaccinated and his refusal to take political risks such as saying “Free Palestine.” Plus segments on the joke that got Tim Dillon DISINVITED from the upcoming Saudi comedy festival, a viral video demonstrating that Charlie Kirk was shot from behind and Trump’s insistence with no supporting evidence that the boats the US military is blowing out of the water are all drug trafficking vessels. Also featuring James Li and Stef Zamorano!
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You understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.
Wow, Kimmel's back and funnier than ever.
All right, so Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air.
Yes.
And it's worse than you thought.
It's worse than you thought because he doesn't apologize, but he does cry several times.
Let's listen to what he said.
Ready?
Maybe most of all, I want to thank the people who don't support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway.
Yeah, you know what?
I would say the same thing to Jimmy Kimmel, except Jimmy Kimmel's never done that.
Quite the opposite.
He's quite the opposite.
He's been for canceling people.
He's been for getting people kicked off of their job, their TV shows for the stuff they say.
He's never been for free speech.
He's been for censoring people on social media.
And he's not only that, he's been for denying people health care who he disagreed with politically.
He's literally dead that.
We're going to show you this.
He's always been for him saying what he wants when doing blackface.
He's always been for that.
Just not you.
Yeah, just not you.
So then he goes on to thank the people who are against him, who are on the opposite side of the police.
So there's lots of right-wingers who force free speech.
The weird thing is, Jimmy Kimmel doesn't realize it's that the left-wing is the people who are against free speech.
That's the thing he does.
That's the weird thing.
He pretends he doesn't know that.
And most of the right-wingers I know or people who consider themselves conservative are very free speech.
Didn't used to be that way when I was a kid.
It was always the Christian right that was wanted to censor everybody.
Even Ronald Reagan, he wanted to censor.
So I grew up in that, but that has flipped.
And it's the people who consider themselves liberals, which they're not.
They're actually illiberal because they're for censorship and they're against free speech.
People are always like, oh, I'm for free speech.
Oh, I didn't know you were going to say that.
No, not that.
It doesn't cover hate speech, Jimmy.
It doesn't cover hate speech.
Remember, that's what Tim Waltz says.
Tim Waltz says, you don't have the right of free speech around misinformation?
Of course you do.
Okay, girlfriend.
Of course you do.
You have the right to be wrong.
So then he goes on and says this.
I don't think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference.
If you like me, you like me.
If you don't, you don't.
I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind.
But I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human.
And that is you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.
Oh.
Wow, Kimmel's back and funnier than ever.
At least on the view, they don't start crying after they say the world's dumbest shit.
Whoopi just cuts a loud, a really loud fart and moves on.
That's literally what they do.
I'm the class of whoopity.
What do you got to be in blackface?
Just fart and move on, Jimmy.
So his waterworks display is more reliable than Old Faithful.
This is what he does when he gets to the tough spot.
He's like Glenn Beck in that way.
Remember, everybody thought Glenn Beck was a mental case because he couldn't stop crying to try to, he wanted to show everybody how sincere he was about his love of whatever.
We're all coming off Benzos is how I take it.
It looks like it looks like he's coming off Benzo's.
I think he's gonna, but I don't think it's gonna get him an Emmy.
I think he's gonna have to play somebody with a disability.
Never go full liberal.
That's my that's my advice.
Never go full liberal.
So you should talk about all my chef used to work for Epstein.
So he, ha.
I don't think there's anything funny about it.
I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed, sending love to his family and asking for compassion, and I meant it.
I still do.
Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply disturbed individual.
Okay.
Okay.
So he's just now straight out lying.
First of all, this is not an apology.
This is not an apology.
And why is that important?
Because he demanded other people make apologies when they spread misinformation about someone's murder, not even a murder, just under physical assault.
Remember when Nancy Pelosi's husband got assaulted by the guy with the hammer?
Still don't know what happened.
You better pray for Paul.
I prayed for Paul.
And so, but I'll show you that in a second.
So this is not an apology.
And he just lied right there because he did try to blame it.
You want to see?
Here it is.
We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points.
So I don't know if you heard what he said.
They're trying to pretend that he's anything but one of them.
So he literally did say that he was that is just another way of saying he's MAGA.
The guy who did it was anything but one of them.
So that's what people got upset about, that he's pretending he knows who the shooter was and all that stuff.
And he's using his ABC platform to do it.
Well, he then he gave a tearful non-apology.
I've never even heard of that before.
And then, yeah, and he gives a tearful non-apology.
He's not apologizing.
Okay, so that so there he is completely lying.
So when he says this.
I don't think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference.
If you like me, like if you don't, you don't.
I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind.
But I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human.
And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think there's anybody about it.
I posted a message on Instagram that Dave's guilty and he loves his family and asking for compassion.
And I meant it.
Still do, nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deep.
Okay, he did.
I don't know what you call this.
We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can.
Okay, so there you go.
So you make that what you want.
I know what it says to me.
Let's keep going.
Countries like Russia, countries in the Middle East who told me they would get thrown in prison for making fun of those in power and worse than being thrown in prison.
They know how lucky we are here.
Our freedom to speak is what they admire most about this country.
And that's something I'm embarrassed to say I took for granted until they pulled my friend Stephen off the air.
Yeah, you didn't care.
You didn't care about Julian Assange.
You didn't care about when the president of the United States got his freedom of speech taken away.
You didn't care when the leading doctors in their field, virologists and vaccine specialists and the most cited doctors in the world in their field got censored and called you didn't care about that though, right?
Right.
You didn't care about that when those people got censored.
No, of course you cheered it on.
Yeah, so your freedom of speech, again, it's he's one of those people where he can't understand a situation until it happens to him.
And now it happened to him.
Now he gets it.
So he went from being anti-free speech to now he's all about free speech.
Now he's all about free speech.
It's weird how he was for blackface, but then against it.
Yeah.
But I guess now he's for it again.
He should have to say this in full blackface.
Then I'd accept him.
Try to coerce the affiliates who run our show in the cities that you live in to take my show off the air.
That's not legal.
That's not American.
That is un-American.
But he's totally cool with the Biden administration pressuring Facebook and Google and YouTube to censor people and Twitter and every other place.
Didn't he call for Rogan to be taken off Spotify and all that other, like the rest of the moral COVID?
I don't know if he did.
If you can die from being denied medical treatment who did who disagree with him politically.
If you're having a heart attack and you were conservative and you didn't take the vaccine, you should be denied medical care.
That was his, I'm going to show you that in a second.
Countries like okay, so so I don't know what happened.
This isn't following correctly.
So let me just show you this, though.
And I showed you this before.
When Roseanne got fired from her show for something for a joke that she made that she apologized for profusely afterwards, he said ABC to their credit didn't waste any time.
They canceled her show today.
And I'm not a fan of censorship, but this wasn't about free speech.
It's about consequences for saying something vile.
You can say what you want, but networks don't have to pay you to say it.
You can't just blame Ambient for that.
Actions have consequences, and ABC made the right call.
So he's all for censoring other people off their TV shows for stuff that's.
It's unbelievable.
And she was very highly rated.
His show is not 2015 to 2025.
It's the third.
It's third.
It's after Fallon and Colbert, which both suck.
Yeah.
They saw a 37% drop in ratings.
Tell me what show would stay on the air in a normal world where they have a 37% drop in ratings over 10 years.
Have you ever heard of such a thing?
So him trying to pretend he's this free speech champion right now.
He's not.
You can blame Ambien, by the way.
And you can blame Ambien.
You absolutely can.
You absolutely can blame Ambien.
He's one of these people.
All these people took Ambien that trash Roseanne for that.
She thought the bitch was white.
And I accept her explanation 100%.
Yeah.
But the Ambient is a big one because they'll all tell you that on Ambien, they order stuff off Amazon.
They paint like their closet.
It makes you do it.
It's in movies.
Everybody knows it makes you do things while you're unconscious.
Yes.
Everyone knows that.
What do you mean you can't blame Ambien?
So he's just lying throughout this monologue.
It was 17 minutes long, so I'm only showing you clips.
He's lying.
He's not apologizing.
And I'll tell you and I'll show you in a second why that's important that he's not apologizing.
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Should the government be allowed to regulate which podcasts the cell phone companies and Wi-Fi providers are allowed to let you download to make sure they serve the public interest?
You think that sounds crazy?
10 years ago, this sounded crazy.
Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC.
Okay, so I just want to show you: Google suspends free speech at Parlor.
Remember when there was that free speech app that was called Parlor?
Because there was so much censorship happening on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram that the people, the conservatives who were for free speech, started their own app.
It was called Parlor.
Yeah.
Guess what they did?
They banned it.
It must have been free speech, girls.
They wouldn't have banned it.
Now you know why they call Twitter a sewer.
All these people call it a sewer when they talk about Twitter because it's the one that allows the most amount of free speech.
It's the most allowed.
Exactly why they call it that is exactly right.
That is exactly, yeah.
Um, let me keep going here.
Uh, here is uh, Dave Smith.
So, this, so that's it.
So, so Dave Smith says a bunch of stuff.
I oppose the FCC threatening ABC, but not for libertarian and moral reasons.
I oppose strictly on strategic grounds.
It's a bad idea.
We were already destroying Kimmel.
No need to have the refs cheat now.
It only gives the liberal media class a boost of energy.
That's true, 100%.
I would morally, on libertarian grounds, oppose the government pressuring a company to fire a comedian for telling a joke, no matter how awful or inaccurate the joke was.
That's not what this is.
Jimmy Kimmel stopped being a comedian years ago.
He became a regime mouthpiece willingly and knowingly.
He is part of the cathedral.
This is closer to the CIA feuding with the FBI.
It's two criminal elements of the regime fighting each other, both of whom are enemies of liberty.
Very well said.
Jimmy Kimmel is just a mouthpiece for the establishment, for the regime, and he only knows how to push back against someone who one party's in power.
He didn't care about Julian Assange's free speech.
He didn't care.
Well, let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
We have to speak out against this guy.
He's not stopping.
And it's not just comedy.
He's gunning for our journalists who he's suing them.
He's bullying them.
Over the weekend, his foxy friend Pete Hegseth announced a new policy that requires journalists with Pentagon press credentials to sign a pledge promising not to report information that hasn't been explicitly authorized for release.
That includes unclassified information.
They want to pick and choose what the news is.
I know that's not as interesting as muzzling a comedian, but it's so important to have a free press, and it is nuts that we aren't paying more attention.
Well, isn't it funny that he didn't pay any attention to Julian Assange?
Isn't that interesting?
He didn't pay any attention, didn't care.
Wasn't screaming about the Biden administration prosecuting Julian Assange trying to kill him for doing journalism.
No one cared.
No one cared at all that they were prosecuting Julian Assange for doing journalism.
Nobody.
He didn't care.
Simon Atiba, the African black reporter that got kicked out of the White House.
Yeah, what about that?
What about Simon Atiba, who they kicked out of the press briefing room for challenging power?
Because Jensaki wouldn't call on a black reporter from legit Africa who she knew was going to ask a critical question.
So they had him kicked out of the press room.
I don't think he cared about that.
But the biggest glaring, I mean, it's so ironic.
You know, when irony is this pronounced, does God's hand come out of a cloud and slap him?
Is that what happens?
This is unbelievable for him to be sitting there screaming about freedom of the press when they were legit trying to kill Julian Assange, the greatest, most decorated journalist of our lifetime.
The guy broke more stories, had stuck more daggers into the establishment than anybody in journalism was Julian Assange.
Dixon is wrong.
Jimmy Kimmel didn't give up being a comedian.
He never was never a comedian.
He gave up doing blackface.
Maybe that's what Dave meant.
Yeah.
No, you know, to say Jimmy Kimmel's a comedian is a big stretch.
He's a radio host, a local radio host in L.A. or some shit.
He's never done a monologue without an applause site above his head.
That's not a real comedian.
Maybe they don't have an applause sign at the Oscars.
How about that?
So I'll give him that because he's hosted the Oscars.
But anyway, there's a little bit more to this.
Over the weekend, a very beautiful moment.
I don't know if you saw this.
On Sunday, Erica Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband.
She forgave him.
That is an example we should follow.
If you believe.
Now, that's the example.
But so he's saying, because he's a Christian.
Watch this.
In the teachings of Jesus, as I do, there it was.
That's it.
A selfless act of grace, forgiveness from a grieving widow.
It touched me deeply.
And I hope this.
So I'll just show you why this is bullshit because Jimmy Kimmel doesn't act like a Christian.
Really?
An act.
What did he call it?
An act of what?
No.
What did he just call it?
No, nobody knows what he was doing.
A very beautiful moment.
I don't know if you saw this.
On Sunday, Erica Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband.
She forgave him.
That is an example we should follow.
If you believe in the teachings of Jesus, as I do, there it was.
That's it.
A selfless act of grace, forgiveness.
A selfless act of grace, forgiveness.
Well, I don't know if you remember this.
The number of new cases is up more than 300% from a year ago.
Dr. Fauci said that if hospitals get any more overcrowded, they're going to have to make some very tough choices about who gets an ICU bet.
That choice doesn't seem so tough to me.
Vaccinated person having a heart attack?
Yes, come right on in.
We'll take care of you.
Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo?
Rest in peace, Weezy.
So I think, remember when Jesus said that?
Remember when Jesus said, deny medical care to the people you disagree with politically and then make a joke about it?
Remember that when Jesus said that?
Shame people who are questioning authority for being forced to take an experimental medical treatment with no long-term studies?
Remember that?
Remember when Jesus said that?
I think that's like Nuremberg stuff, actually.
That's like Nazi stuff that he's endorsing.
So that's what that's.
He should be crying then, actually.
Yeah.
So sometimes Jimmy Kimmel's a Christian when it suits him, like right now, when he got caught doing something stupid.
Sometimes he was Jewish this whole time.
But sometimes he's not a Christian.
He's a Nazi when it comes to giving health care to someone he disagreed with politically.
I feel Jesus a Jesuit.
He's a Catholic.
Someone who refuses an experimental medical treatment being forced on them, or they can't go to work and support their family, or they can't go to school, or they can't travel or do anything.
He's for that.
He's for mandating that and forcing you.
And not only that, but keeping you from medical care if you get a heart attack.
Just like Jesus.
Remember how he's just like Jesus?
He's just like Jesus.
Whenever I think of Jesus, I always go, Jimmy Kimmel.
Oh, wait.
I get those two confused all the time.
I'm like, sometimes when I stump my toe, I go, Jimmy Kimmel.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Actually, that's probably a good thing to yell, Jimmy Kimmel when you hit your toe.
Yeah.
So he should be.
Here's what's funny.
I didn't even think of this until he said this, okay?
But I didn't know.
I didn't know he, I thought, I swear to God, I thought he was Jewish because I thought that was one of the symbols on a dreidel was Kimmel or something.
When you spin it when I was a kid.
Anyway.
So here's.
He should be crying.
If he saw that chick forgive it and he, here's, let's see what he does now, is what I'm going to say.
Now I'd like to see what he does now.
Because if it is a genuine thing of forgiveness to him, okay, he said I took it for granted before.
It's weird to not apologize at all.
And he didn't apologize.
So here, I'll show you.
Apologize to be forgiven, but let's see what he does now.
So this is supposed to be his big apology monologue.
He didn't apologize for saying something wrong and accurate.
He even lied about it.
He goes, I never did that.
And I showed you he did it.
He did it.
He said that they're trying as hard as they can to pretend he's not anything but one of them.
Meaning, he's saying that the shooter is a MAGA.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
You can't get around that.
And so here's what he has to say about when people spread misinformation like that.
Now he's trying to pretend he didn't say that.
And he had all the sympathy for his wife and his family.
Well, if you did, why would you say stupid shit like that?
A, and B, why would you say this just a couple of years ago?
An 82-year-old man has been attacked.
So this is when Paul Pelosi, under very weird circumstances, got attacked by a guy with a hammer who they were actually having cocktails in his house when the cop showed up.
But anyway, here we go.
In his bed in his home by a person who obviously has some problems.
And that our first reaction isn't, oh my goodness, even if they're lying, even if they're pretending to have concern, how can the reaction possibly be?
How can we move so quickly to smearing these people to trying to create some?
And you know, by the way, now he immediately moved to smearing his people on the other side of the aisle than him.
Immediately did that.
That's what he did.
A lot of MAGA people have a furry trans girlfriend, Jimmy Kimmel.
Great, good, good.
Now that the police report is out, I haven't exactly seen Elon Musk or Donald Trump or Donnie Jr. correcting them and saying, oh my goodness, now that we read the facts of the story, certainly we feel terrible that we spread these vicious lies around and we retract them and apologize to the Pelosi family.
No, you'll never see that.
Just like you'll never see it from you because you just lied and said you didn't do what you did.
We have the tape.
And so it's just amazing.
So again, like I've like I've learned through studying Carl Jung that the people like him, the people who are most triggered by Donald Trump, him, people like Keith Olberman, Jenk Uger, those types of people, it's because they are Donald Trump in their unconscious, in their shadow self.
And so they project that onto someone and they hate that person.
And the people who you're most triggered by, it's a good way to get insight into who you are.
So the people who most trigger you, you're probably the most like.
Like, I remember I used to be super triggered by Bill Maher.
And then I realized, you know what?
It's probably because I'm mostly jealous of him.
I disagree with him, but it shouldn't rise to that level of animus that I had for him.
And when I started reading Jung, I looked into it.
I'm like, yeah, you know what?
I bet you a lot of this is just me being jealous.
But this, so that's exactly what he's doing here, right?
So you see, he has a totally different set of morals when it comes to somebody else.
But when he wants to do it, he just lies about it.
I didn't do that.
And he doesn't.
He's saying it requires an apology for spreading misinformation.
Well, he didn't apologize for spreading that misinformation.
What he did was lied.
He lied and said, I didn't say that.
Even though I have the video.
Okay.
When an apology isn't even offered, that's, listen, these people are supposed to be Christians.
I am a Catholic.
I grew up in the church.
What I was taught was that if you do something wrong, you ask for forgiveness and you are forgiven for these things.
The idea that it would be anything other than that, that these people who are allegedly following the teachings of Jesus would behave in this way, it just, it doesn't make any sense at all.
And I just can't understand how that works for so many people, so many Americans.
Okay, well, it's working for everybody who watches your show right now, which is not that many people, but it works for them and anybody who agrees with you politically because you did the exact same thing.
You spread misinformation about a murder.
And that wasn't even a murder that you're condemning your political opponents for.
You know, maybe if he apologized, it would be sincere.
You know, like, is this authentic?
Well, you didn't apologize.
He didn't apologize.
He didn't apologize.
I want to show it to you one more time.
I want to show it to you one more time.
Countries like Russia.
We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them.
He didn't apologize for saying that.
In fact, he said he didn't say it.
Okay.
He'd be crying about it then if he didn't do it.
And so here's his Christian card.
Someone asked him to side with the people being slaughtered in Gaza right now.
And here's what he says.
What do I do?
Say free palace?
Oh, free palace.
Oh, free palace.
What?
Free palace.
So he was asking him to say something to the camera, and he said it.
And then the next thing he asked him, hey, would you say free Palestine?
And he goes, say, what?
Free Palestine?
Get out.
You crazy?
That's a real Christian.
That's a guy who knows if he says that, he'll for real lose his job.
Well, he seems kind of savvy for a sincere guy.
Yeah.
Oh, free Palace out for a free palace.
What do I do?
What do I say?
Say free Palestine.
I'm not going to say that.
Fuck the Palestinian.
Are you kidding me?
I want my job.
We all know.
But, you know, and who's he afraid of?
Because we all know that's the Arabs that run Hollywood.
We all know that, Kurt, right?
It's the Arabs that run Halo.
Well, it's about time, you know, someone was brave enough to stand up to him.
Yeah.
The Arabs, the Muslims running Hollywood.
Muslims that run Hollywood.
Let's hear one more time.
Oh, free Palace out for a free palace.
What?
Why is that funny?
Why is that fun?
What?
Free Palestine?
That's hilarious that you could say free Palestine.
You're trying to screw me up with getting a headlife?
Yeah, you're trying to get me fired from my job in Hollywood?
What are you doing?
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying free Palestine at all.
Maybe that's why I thought he was Jewish and not Catholic.
Okay.
All right.
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The biggest comedy festival in the world.
So the thing about the Saudis is now they've got all this money, right?
And so there's so all the great boxing matches that have been happening the last few years, it's because of them.
So they got the money.
They can make these deals happen.
So the thing about boxing is it takes forever to get the people you want to see fight fight each other because they want a lot of money for it.
Well, Saudi Arabia just comes up with it, and that's how you get stuff like you get Canelo fighting.
Oh, that was a great fight.
Bud Crawford.
Crawford.
Well, I know Maz Gibrani.
I know.
So now they're having the biggest comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.
Now, remember, Saudi Arabia is a place that is known for being an authoritarian government.
They're known for, well, they killed the journalist Khashoggi, right?
But I'm just saying, the guy who worked for the Washington Post, remember that was a big scandal that they killed.
They cut him up into pieces at the embassy?
They did do that.
Right.
He was an Intel guy for Turkey.
Yeah, but the cover story was he was a Washington Post journalist, and that's how it was reported in the United States press.
And now millennial dipshit comedians that are jelly are mad that people are going to Saudi Arabia.
So now, so now they're hiring all these people.
They're giving them millions of dollars.
I can only imagine what they gave Chris Tucker or what they gave Louis C.K. or they're getting Andrew Schultz.
I can only imagine.
It's got to be at least a million dollars to go tell, to do a comedy show.
And so they're all doing it.
I'll do it for half a million.
I would do it.
I'd do it for half that.
Did you see the protest against it or Mark Mayer's statement?
Jimmy Carr is going.
Dave Chappelle.
Dave Chappelle is going.
Well, why wouldn't they?
Kevin Hart.
Somebody made a joke.
I think it was Bill Maher said, isn't it amazing?
I never thought that Dave Chappelle would be invited to tell jokes in Saudi Arabia at the same time they want to arrest him in the U.K. Isn't that something?
But anyway, so Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Tom Segura, Hannibal Buress, Pete Davidson, they're all going.
What's the shock here?
They're all going.
There's Fluffy.
There's Maz Jobrani.
There's Sebastian Maniscalal.
They're all going.
Everybody, they're all going.
I'm jealous I wasn't invited.
But guess what?
So here's a video of it.
How does that even work?
Russell Peters, Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Bill Burr, Sebastian Maniscalal, Aziz Ansari, Tom Segura, Gabriel Iglesias, Joe Coy, look around the corner for me, Andrew Schilt, Jimmy Carr, Bobby Lee, Maz Jobrani, Whitney Cummings, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Jessica Kurson.
So now they were asked on Legion of Skanks.
What?
They were asked on Legion of Skanks.
This came up because there's controversy because, you know, they're not going to Saudi Arabia at the behest of a promoter.
They're going at the behest of the government.
The government is paying them.
And so that's a family.
So that'd be like, you know, a lot of people say, well, you know, they oppress women.
They throw gays off the top of buildings.
They they they're committing a genocide in in Yemen.
A lot of people.
So this is the problem that I'm worried about that.
I couldn't play America.
Also.
Also, they you know, their connections to 9-11.
I wonder if you're going to be able to talk about that stuff.
Well, here's what I couldn't play D.C. If I was worried about that, Jimmy, could I?
So no.
So here is what they were saying on Legion of Skanks about it.
Are you actually doing that Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian Comedy Festival?
Or was that just like a Photoshop?
No, of course I am.
Everyone should be doing it.
Everyone should be getting every dollar they can.
This has been my consistent position for my entire life.
I mean, I don't care if they execute.
I have the comics in front of me.
So that's Tim Dylan.
He's saying, I don't care.
I don't have any conflicts, morale, moral conflicts.
I don't care if they get disinvited.
I don't care.
Yes, he did.
So that was, I think this was before he got disinvited because that's the point of this segment.
Oh, that's not cool.
So, and so he's being hilarious about it.
It's always Tim, Tim, Tim Dylan can't talk about something without being hilarious.
And so he's saying, I don't care if they execute half the comics in front of me.
They're going to give me half a million dollars.
I wanted half a million.
They wouldn't do it.
They gave me $375,000.
I said, I'll do it.
It's exactly on my show when I got paid to do it and why I'm supporting the regime.
Saudis, Wahhabism.
Private jet.
Oh, yeah, with the accommodations.
And the accommodations.
They're dope, right?
Staying in the ranch where they tied everybody up.
I don't want you joking about them.
So guess what?
Tim Dylan got disinvited from the biggest comedy festival in the world because he made fun of Saudi Arabia using slaves to build their giant cities.
Slave labor.
Well, so did we in America.
I couldn't play here if I could.
But MBS tied up his relatives that the Bush family liked.
That was the big thing.
He's talking about that rancher.
He tied everybody up and said, I'm the king now.
Yeah.
That's what all this bullshit about they don't like MBS and he likes Trump and some people don't like him because of that.
It's really above my head.
I just want the money.
So here's Tim Dylan after he got disinvited for saying stuff about the Saudis using slave labor to build their cities.
And here's what he said about it.
My agent called me and he goes, they heard what you said about them having slaves.
And I said, I was being positive about it.
I was defending them.
He goes, well, I know that.
I said, I was defending them for having slaves.
I literally said slaves are probably hard workers and for the most part, agreeable, but they didn't like that.
You can literally support somebody too much.
I've learned this.
You can actually, by the way, in life, this happens.
Too many compliments, too much, too much support, and then they turn on you.
I was saying that slaves were proud of some of the buildings they built.
That's what I was saying.
I was saying that if I was a slave, not that I want to be if I was a slave, and I built a really nice thing, I might say to my slave children, daddy built that.
Ms. Jefferson did.
So that would be the joke that got Tim Dylan disinvited.
I wonder what kind of jokes, I wonder if a lot of those comics consider themselves rebels and truth tellers and anti-establishment.
I wonder if what they're going to say about being in Saudi Arabia at the behest of the government, being paid by the government.
I went to a comedy tour of China.
And by the way, if you do a comedy tour of China, don't think the government isn't going to be around.
And the rule was you could talk about any politics, anything you want, say, but just don't talk about China.
And I didn't know anything about China.
So I was like, that's cool.
Okay.
Why would you?
It's like playing a casino and they go, don't disparage the casino you're playing.
I got you.
I'm not going to be a truth teller at a fucking casino.
It's a bunch of consumer dipshits that think they wouldn't be asked back.
I got fired from the Harris Casino for telling people the truth about the Harris Casino.
I got fired immediately before I got back to my folks.
You got to tell them.
It's a casino.
Before I got back to my hotel room, I was fired.
I thought that was an accident, though, because you said, like, you were talking about another place.
They thought you meant that casino.
Well, whatever.
No, no.
It was.
There's all this zoomer dumb shit now where they think, first of all, I don't care about Adnan Khashoggi's great nephew and upper-class Barry Weiss horse shit that you kids are just jealous that someone is getting palse money that you can't get.
That's all it is.
They don't care about the actions of Saudi Arabia at all.
What they care about is someone is getting money and I'm not, because as you know, the economy is tanking.
It's not doing better.
So these kids got nothing except crabs in a bucket shit now.
That's what they've been left with.
Well, it'll be interesting.
I think that I would feel compelled if I took that money to go to Saudi Arabia.
That's because you're self-destructive, but I wouldn't.
I would say, thank you, gracious host.
I got my own country that sucks.
I don't need to talk about you at all.
Yeah, but in my country, I criticize my own country, right?
I criticize my government.
So when I go home, I will criticize you to my people.
I think that's safe.
You know, I think that should create some conflict.
It would create a conflict for me.
It's like, well, how much money to shut you up?
Right?
Well, I wouldn't take it if I was.
Here's the thing.
If you feel that way, I would go, well, I'm not doing the job.
If I don't feel I could go there and just, you know, first of all, freely say what I want.
And I don't even know what I would say about Saudi Arabia if I got that money.
I'd probably forget everything I ever heard.
I would get it.
I would get the money up front.
I would get a big deposit, at least half.
Dude, they're comedy things.
Every comic I know, dude, Rogel used to go with what's his name?
I've been invited to go to Saudi Arabia by a promoter to go do comedy there.
They pay you out the ass.
And it's a lot better than that.
You know, a lot of comics did an Israel comedy trip.
So I know that.
Now we all shut up about Saudi Arabia because they're a better audience by far.
I promise you.
Russell Dobuler's correct.
The Israelis are the only Jews who aren't funny.
Comics that go and take that Hasbra comedy trip.
They get overpaid.
The audiences don't like them.
They go, please tweet good things about Israel.
Okay?
So Saudis is a bet of less pain points actually to deal with by a lot.
So here, the Royal Family's goal with this stuff.
So that's the Royal Family with Tom Brady, the famous quarterback.
And Tom Brady is heading to Saudi Arabia next March to play in a flag football round-robin tournament with Max Crosby, Brock Bowers, and other NFL stars, Pete Carroll, among other coaches.
So they got the money, so they can bribe everybody.
And the Royal Family's goal with this is that when you think of Saudi Arabia, you don't think about MBS executing journalists or the Saudi embassy staff supporting the 9-11 hijackers.
And tied up those Saudis.
By the way, let me finish it.
Instead, you're supposed to think about Tom Brady, Live Golf, the Riyadh Comedy Festival, etc.
That's what they want you to think about.
They don't want you to think about the Saudi embassy staff supporting the 9-11 hijackers or them chopping up that Washington Post journalist, right?
So what do you want to say, Kurt?
Yeah, okay.
Number one, 9-11.
I live in a country with Dick Cheney in it, so shut the fuck up about the Saudis, number one.
How about Israel?
Also, assholes.
I'm 100% bullshit.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm calling bullshit because I've only heard it from a certain age group and younger.
And they're all saying this fake moral thing.
Go fuck yourselves.
All these things you say about Saudi Arabia.
I disagree.
I disagree with you.
The difference is, Kurt, is that I get to make fun of, I make fun of Dick Cheney.
I make fun of my own government.
I make fun of the Israeli government.
I make fun of Benjamin.
That's why you're Benjamin Netanyahu.
I make fun of the slaughter of Palestinians.
I make fun of the.
So, but that's.
You wouldn't take an Israel comedy trip.
So, no, but I, but I'm saying if I took a trip to Saudi Arabia, I would feel compelled to do some jokes that I was told I can't do.
Because as Tommy Smothers said in my favorite comedy documentary, if you want to know what a real comedian is, a real comedian is if you tell him to do something, he can't do something.
That's the first thing he's going to do.
If you're a real comedian, I wish I just thought of that clip.
I'm sure I could find it on Twitter if I wanted.
That was Tommy Smothers, one of the all-time brilliant comedians of our time, telling you exactly what a comedian is supposed to do.
So we'll see.
So that's what I think.
I think if you're going to go there, I think it's, you know, unless your joke is about ice cream and puppies and dating.
But if you consider yourself a rebel, an anti-establishment comic or truth teller, you got to do.
I mean, I would take the gig and then I would go there and see what happens.
Maybe they'd cut me up into little pieces.
Who knows?
You'd be disinvited very quickly.
Yeah.
The Saudis don't.
By the way, do you know what a Dubai port-a-potty is?
Does anybody know what that is?
No.
That's an Instagram model who goes to Dubai and they do influencer videos about Dubai and then they go there and they get pooped on by rich Dubai Arabs and they get paid in Bitcoin.
It's a famous thing.
So that's what the level of degradation of going to another country to do stuff is right now.
Going to tell some jokes to a rich prince is the same as if the king of England.
I mean, I guess you'd probably do it to everybody.
So it's again, if I get, if I know the parameters and I take the money, if I go, give me $375 and they give it, okay, I'll leave that out for you.
I've done corporates.
I don't want to do corporate gigs, but I'll do them for the money.
If I get one, I don't get them.
No one offers me.
But I would be happy to fucking box.
Hey, I've been censored.
I've been censored every time I went on late night television, Kurt.
As you know, they go over your act with a fine-tooth comb.
They tell you what you cannot say.
It's true.
And so.
Tom and Jimmy Kimmel.
So that's just the, everybody knows if you want to go on TV, that's the deal.
So I'm not saying that I haven't made compromises to popularize my comedy act.
Well, it's, you know, Tommy Smothers, I mean, I don't recognize his authority like some people like the Pope and I don't care about him.
No, my first instinct is be funny.
Whatever I can do, it's funny.
That might be saying a thing I wasn't supposed to do.
It doesn't have to be.
What it has to be is funny.
That's number one priority for me at all times.
The morons here that are whining about this, they at some point made it where it's not about that.
It's about every other thing except that because they can't be funny because they can't be joked about.
You know their deal.
So that's what this is.
It's just jealousy over thing.
Hey, I'm just saying.
I'm sure there's a lot of jealousy involved, but I also think there's a legit point.
So I'm not.
Barron goes, I'd like to think I wouldn't take that gig.
He said he would like to think.
I would like to think.
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
Oh, what a hero.
Some of the bloodiest money on the planet.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Come on.
You don't read nothing.
The bloodiest money on the planet comes from the United States.
What are you talking about?
This is what I'm saying.
Like, to focus on the Saudis, this mom and pop oil shop compared to the biggest terror state in the world that you live in is so dumb to me.
And like, just like I wouldn't invade Saudi Arabia or another country when we got plenty of slaves and shit over here to worry about.
Yeah, I mean, I might say something like that.
I apologize to them.
I would do it kind of like how Tim Dylan just did it.
I was supporting them.
No, well, he did it before.
Listen, when you get there, dude, number one, I already know how that gig's going to be.
You're talking a bunch of like rich Arab kids that are cool to a point, but their taste is very Joe Coi.
Nothing against Joe Coi, but their taste is more of the Chelsea lately kind of, you know, that's their taste.
So never mind any political consideration.
You're not going in there with your political smart commentary.
They're going to hate you.
Let's just see.
Let's just hear Tim Dylan, why he got fired again one more time.
My agent called me and he goes, they heard what you said about them having slaves.
And I said, I was being positive about it.
I was defending them.
He goes, well, I know that.
I said, I was defending them for having slaves.
I literally said slaves are probably hard workers and for the most part, agreeable, but they didn't like that.
You can literally support somebody too much.
I've learned this.
You could actually, by the way, in life, this happens.
Too many compliments.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much support.
And then they turn on you.
I was saying that slaves were proud of some of the buildings they built.
That's what I was saying.
I was saying that if I was a slave, not that I want to be, if I was a slave, and I built a really nice thing, I might say to my slave, children, daddy built that.
Tim Dylan.
So now, literally about 100 people sent us this video yesterday.
And this guy has figured out that Charlie Kirk was not shot from the front.
He was shot from the side over here.
So his right side in the back, kind of, and it hits him here.
So the bullet goes in here and it comes and it comes out here.
That's what this guy says.
So you want to see it?
This is what this guy says.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, I now have acquired proof that the FBI's official story is false, whether knowingly or unknowingly.
We're going to have an entire monologue and talk about a lot of these things after I show you this.
But if you take nothing else away from this video, you need to see this.
And in that video, you can see the same, what appears to be the bullet coming down, and it does line up with the actual gunshot itself.
So this video was created by a friend of mine who is a Marine.
You'll see him here at the end.
This is the angle he is showing the shot coming from, showing where Charlie was sitting, and the angle of the shot, which will correspond with this video here, which unfortunately we will blur out Charlie's face, but we will show what is necessary to prove that this was an entry and exit wound.
So you'll see him circle the highlighted area right there.
And you'll see the exit wound corresponding after, split second after, as it would.
So you see this right there?
That's a blood splatter, according to this video.
That's the blood splatter right there.
It's very hard to see, but it's there.
So that would be the entry wound and the blood splattering out that way.
From an entry and exit wound.
So in this footage, you can clearly see that Charlie is shot from his back right, and there is blood splatter coming out of the entry wound immediately after a shot.
The first arc is kind of down as if it's just gushing out from the entry wound.
And then the second shot corresponds with when his head kind of snaps forward.
That fluid then flips up in relation to that motion.
So you can see there's that second splatter flipping up into the air.
This is something that I hadn't seen to this date.
I saw this for the first time late in the evening yesterday and I decided that this needed to be put out immediately because not no one that I know of is talking.
So you can see it, right?
You can see it, Misha.
Yeah.
You can see it.
You can see it, Kurt.
Yeah, well, it has to be coming in as a bullet and not an exit wound because his miracle neck supposedly had the bullet in it.
Yes, I know.
His neck is a miracle.
So obviously that's what it is.
About this.
So big shout out to my friend who actually found this and created this video.
You'll see him here in just a moment.
But let's just one more time look at this shot.
You see bullet comes in in that circled area.
You have the blood splatter go down, then up, and then immediately after you see the exit right here with the skin being pierced, and then the exit wound emerges.
And again, that is not a far distance for a bullet to travel, whatever the caliber is, whether it be 556, 308, 30 out 6.
It's not even a debate at this point.
It doesn't matter what caliber him.
What matters is that the official narrative is not true.
Again, whether the FBI knows or not that they're lying, but this is 100% conclusive evidence that Charlie Kirk was shot in the back of the head and it exited through the front of his throat.
All of the evidence points to Charlie being shot from his back right.
Now, including this little blood splatter that we can see here against the white backdrop, the extreme hemorrhaging from the front of his neck, which again corresponds with an exit wound, the extreme loss of blood.
No matter what the caliber is, that distance, that amount of meat is not enough for most bullets to expand.
I mean, 99.9% of bullets will not expand in that short distance.
Most of them require 12 to 14 to 16 inches, even sometimes of tissue to expand properly.
Also, Charlie tensing up correlates and proves that he was hit in his spine.
It's a spinal injury.
Any of the game that I've shot in the neck or in the high vitals where you impact the spine, the game usually drops right in its tracks because you sever the spinal cord.
This is again exactly what we see with Charlie.
He tenses up.
His head also, his head movement also correlates with being shot in the back of the head.
His head snaps forward.
And then he tenses up and you see him fade away, drop the mic.
Now, I wanted to be sure, and I wanted to make sure that wasn't like doctored footage.
So I went to one of the original videos that I saw posted the day of Charlie's assassination.
And right here, I have a pause where you can see that splash that I'm talking about from the entry wound.
And you can see it slowed down.
This guy in this video is actually talking about the F and this on his shirt and the ring, some other stuff that really has nothing to do with it.
People are arguing about body armor.
You can see Charlie's, you know, his nipples through his shirt, his chest, his breasts through his shirt.
But you can see that he has no body armor on right here.
Okay, this would all be one slick piece of plate.
It's already been established.
There's no body armor.
So this is actual proof right here.
He slowed this video down.
Perfect.
You see the blood right here dripping out of his head from the entry wound.
And the bullet is coming from here down through here.
Okay.
Hit play.
And there it goes.
So again, I wanted to confirm the footage I had seen originally was not, in fact, doctored in any way.
So you can see it here as well.
A little piece down there.
And it actually goes up a little bit off frame here from my screen recording.
So you can see clearly entry, exit, then, you know, of course, the part we can't show here on YouTube.
So irrefutable evidence that he was shot in the back of the head.
Clear as day to me.
Now, that may be a hard pill for a lot of you to swallow.
And without doubt, the non-player characters who just buy into the narrative, as well as the thousands and hundreds of thousands of bots, will likely attack me in this video because I'm showing the truth.
I'm going to ask for you guys to share this video so that this word gets out so that more people can see the truth of what happened to Charlie Kirk.
I want to take a look at this photo next.
This guy's talking about this bush up here in the top left of this photo, and he zooms in on it and he's stating that it does look suspicious.
It does look suspicious.
It looks like there is a person right here.
And it looks like there is a rifle right here that that person is holding.
A hand here, a support hand, sort of very blurry image, but you can clearly make out that this is not just a bush.
This is a human skin tone right here.
And this correlates with human head and hair and a rifle in the exact kind of crucifix shape of an Air 15 with an optic on it mounted up.
So good on this dude for finding this photo and looking for, like he said, hours of going through photos and videos until he saw this.
This would 100% line up with the actual shot that we've now proven was not taken from the front, was taken from the backside of Charlie.
This would line up exactly with that bullet trajectory and the entry and exit wound that Charlie, that we exhibited that we saw here on camera.
So there you have it.
I know this for sure.
Whatever the FBI is saying about this is a lie.
What the governor of Utah is saying about this is a lie.
The guy, there's no video of him getting on the roof with a rifle.
None.
There's no video of him.
And there is video of him coming off the roof, also without a rifle.
There's no rifle.
They said he had a bullet entering Charlie's head from the back also.
Yeah.
That's kind of a big one.
Yeah.
And then they said, oh, no, the bullet got stuck in his spine.
Okay, that's also impossible.
A 30 out 6 bullet does not get stuck in someone's spine.
Jimmy, you know, I got an argument with Ashton Forbes, the orb guy?
Yeah.
Who I think he's some Zionist or something, but he goes, you got to have evidence.
He's like, you know, I'm not a conspiracy guy.
The orb guy is telling me you find it hard to believe that Israel might have really.
So there's no way that what the FBI is saying is true.
There's no way.
Cash Patel looks so honest.
And that guy, so he was the top of his class.
He had like a 36 on his ACT.
He was a really bright kid who they're trying to pin this on.
And then, of course, they release the text messages, and it's like, oh, hello, fine, sir.
I would like to tell you how I did this.
And then please don't.
They always have a manifesto and a letter that they leave conveniently for authorities.
That's the only way they manage to solve these.
Yes.
Anyway, so take what you will of that.
But that definitely is way more credible than anything Cash Patel or the governor of Utah has said about this shooting.
This is how I take it.
That is way more credit.
What I just saw there is way more believable and way more credible than anything that the FBI has said or this, anybody in the establishment.
But they won't look at it, okay?
There's got people that will look at you showing it now.
And the guy's right.
They're going to come in.
They're either paid chills for whoever's responsible or they are a mobster wife who doesn't want to hear that they're being cheated on because they like their arrangement with the mobster.
That's all it is.
You're either a bitch or a liar if you're not accepting the shit in front of your own dumb face.
Trump says U.S. military fatally struck another alleged drug smuggling boat.
Can you say drug smuggling, not alleged?
I mean, that one, the alleged part is really hangs out there, you know?
A lot of people don't understand the roots of this, Kurt, but Donald Trump has a deep-seated hatred for small wooden fishing boats ever since he saw the old man in the sea with Spencer Tracy.
I wasn't aware of that.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
President Donald Trump said Friday the U.S. military has carried out its third fatal strike against an alleged drug smuggling vessel this month.
Great.
Trump in a social media posting said the strike killed three and was carried out against a vessel affiliated with the designated terrorist organization conducting narco-trafficking in the U.S. Southcom area of responsibility.
He did not provide more precise details about the location of the strike.
Oh, God, they're just telling him what they're doing and he's tweeting it, aren't they?
He didn't talk to them about it.
He's like, okay, Venezuela, do whatever.
Oh, my God.
Narco-terrorists are enemies of the United States, actively bringing death to our shores.
Said the Defense Secretary Hegset.
Oh, great.
We will track them, kill them, and dismantle their networks throughout our hemisphere at the times and places of our choosing.
Okay, so this is John McCain.
No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
MAGA thought they were voting for a peace candidate in Donald Trump, and he wasn't.
He's not.
He's anything like that.
He did say that a lot.
He sounded really good.
Yeah, he was very believable.
That was the one thing.
Why wants all these wars?
What are we doing this wars?
I could have stopped it.
If I would get a phone call, you could stop the war with a phone call.
24 hours.
I guess we should just buckle down and focus on hating the left, though, Jimmy, and not think too hard about the big picture.
Let Mr. Hegseth and his brill cream hair track down and dismantle these cartels.
Mr. Trump claimed on Monday that the boat the U.S. military destroyed on September 15th was headed to the United States and linked to drug trafficking cartels.
The president said the people killed were positively identified, but he did not name a specific organization that they might be associated with.
Really?
They could tell from the hat floating in the water who it was.
That's how good they are.
That's how good they are.
Has been linked to.
You mean some asshole just said that?
Yep.
That's how it's linked?
Speaking to reporters in the Oval Office, Mr. Trump said that he had relied on conclusive intelligence, conclusive intelligence, to determine the targeted boat wasn't laden with drugs.
Why is the military not saying that?
So why don't you just arrest them then?
We're very careful.
The military has been amazing.
We have recorded proof and evidence.
We know what time.
Yeah.
So why don't you release that then?
At a time and place of your choosing, because you release the evidence?
We have proof, just like the Epstein files.
We have proof.
All of you have to do is look at the cargo that was like, it spattered all over the ocean, big bags of cocaine and fentanyl all over the place.
Oh, my dear God.
But the White House, the Pentagon, and the State Department have offered no evidence to support Mr. Trump's claims.
Great.
So just to remind, just to remind everybody what this is really about, here's Donald Trump when he was running for president.
He told you why they're doing this to Venezuela, and here it is.
How about we're buying oil from Venezuela?
When I left, Venezuela was ready to collapse.
We would have taken it over.
We would have gotten all that oil.
It would have been right next door.
So that's what this is all about.
That's why Trump is pretending to fight narco-terrorism with Narco Marco.
Marco Rubio.
Narco Rubio, you sign a devil to catch a devil, Jimmy.
You know, Marco Rubio's nickname was Narco Marco, right?
Yeah.
Because he lived in a house with his brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law, who was a massive Coke.
Who was a massive Coke dealer?
I thought it was Narco Rubio.
It was Narco Marco.
That's pretty good.
Sounds like a nickname Trump would give him.
Narco Marco.
He'll have those drugs.
So you got to be working really hard to think that Donald Trump is protecting the United States instead of trying to do what they've always done, overthrow another government so the United States corporations can go and steal their natural resources, creating turmoil inside another country so those people want to leave their country and come to the United States.
So when 7 million Venezuelans have left their country in the last few years, where do you think they go?
They come to the United States.
Well, why did we bring them here under easy asylum claims?
Because he wanted to collapse Venezuela.
That's right.
So the bad gangs that came, they brought them here, just like the crack.
Just like they brought them.
Just like the terrorism and all the other things, they did that.
Just like the United States invented Al-Qaeda and ISIS, just like the United States brought crack into the inner cities of the United States, just like the United States government is bringing the gangs and the people from Venezuela into the United States.
Your government is your enemy.
I hope that you understand that.
And no matter who you, if this election of Donald Trump doesn't prove to you that no matter who you vote for in either party, you're going to get John McCain because the CIA will not allow someone to become president who doesn't serve the CIA.
As we learned through Chuck Schumer saying that the president can't cross the CIA because if he does, they've got six ways of Sundays to get back at the president, meaning that they don't work for the president.
The president has to worry about the CIA.
So the CIA would not have allowed Donald Trump to become president if they weren't guaranteed he was going to do their bidding.
And he's doing it.
And also a good word from Ukraine.
He's still funding the genocide in Gaza.
He bombed Somali, Yemen, and he bombed Iran.
And now he's going to overthrow Venezuela.
Yeah.
So just so you know, you didn't get, that was a bait and switch with Donald Trump.
He is not the peace candidate.
And he's just another imperialist like John McCain.
Well, really just another puppet.
They're just the face for the forward-facing thing.
And I'm sure they all, at some point, think they're going to do something, but you're not allowed to.
Not allowed to.
Not allowed to, and you know what will happen.
That's right.
And so just like Judge Napolitano said that Donald Trump, why didn't you release the JFK files?
And he said, well, if you saw what I saw, you would understand why I didn't.
Well, what did he see?
And my guess is they showed him a video of the JFK assassination from an angle you've never seen before.
Just like Bill Hicks, just like Bill Hicks said in his act, just like they said, they take him into a room.
They show him a video of the JFK Association, not the Zabruder film, but from another video, from another angle you've never seen before.
They turn off the projector and they say, any questions?
And so that happened to Donald Trump, and that's why he's doing all this.
I thought they showed a picture of him fucking Jeffrey Epstein in that weird birthday card.
Maybe.
So, all right.
So, so again, it's if I can put this together this easily, you know that everybody who works in corporate media knows the truth.
They just lie.
The people at the New York Times know, but it took them 11 paragraphs to tell you the truth.
It took 11 paragraphs for them to tell you the truth.
You know why?
And what's the truth?
Here's the truth.
I'll show you the truth.
Here's the truth.
The truth is, several current and former military officials, diplomats, and intelligence officers say that while fighting drugs is the pretext for the recent U.S. attacks, the real goal is to drive Maduro from power one way or another.
So that's what this is about.
So we can install a puppet, and then the puppet opens up their natural resources to American corporations.
Finally.
They've held on to them long enough, haven't they?
So it took the New York Times 11 paragraphs to get to that part.
They'll tell you the official story and then they sneak in the truth right there.
And nobody's really good about this op because all those gangsters, the trendeo Ragua, you never heard of until very recently.
Right, right.
And that guy that would go on and go, you can just squat in people in Spanish.
He didn't even bother to learn English to say you can squat in people's houses and they can't do nothing.
Biden allowed it.
You see the little dialectic ropa dope?
So they bring them in, make you hate these Venezuelan gangs that did wasn't made up, but your government brought them here to do that.
So now they want to go to Venezuela and fuck with them.
And if you're a good MAGA, okay, and if we learn anything from Charlie, it's we got to stick by MAGA now more than ever.
You're going to be like, yeah, get them.
Finally.
I'm sick of those gangs coming here and doing.
We should mess with Venezuela for a change.
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