Israel’s BRAZEN Attack On QATAR & Hamas Peace Negotiators!
Israel bombed a Hamas political meeting in Doha, Qatar—hosted in a U.S.-allied nation with a major American military base—while leaders were gathered to discuss a Trump-proposed ceasefire. The attack killed several people, including the son of a Hamas leader and a Qatari officer, and drew condemnation from Qatar for violating sovereignty and international law. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger argue that this shows how Israel and the U.S. intentionally sabotage peace efforts while blaming Hamas, framing it as part of the “Greater Israel Project” and a pattern of destabilizing the Middle East. International reactions included sharp criticism from China and others, saying the strike proves Israel disregards global norms while still insisting on depicting itself as a victim. Also featuring segments on Rand Paul taking on JD Vance over the U.S. Military bombing of an alleged Venezuelan “drug boat” and President Trump’s escalation of threats that now include the possibility of bombing inside Venezuela. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!
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So what was happening is they were having a meeting in Qatar, which is a huge, we have the biggest military base the United States has.
I think one of the biggest ones is in Qatar.
And so they're a big ally of the United States.
And they were having meetings to try to end the war, the Israel-Hamas war.
And what did Israel do?
They bombed it, tried to kill all the people who were there to negotiate.
That's what happened.
Sources told Middle East Eye that the attack was blessed by President Trump.
The Israeli military launched airstrikes in Doha, Qatar on Tuesday in an attempt to target Hamas political leadership, marking a major Israel escalation in the region that dims any hope of a ceasefire in Gaza because they don't want a ceasefire in Gaza.
They want to take over Gaza completely and the West Bank and parts of Syria, Lebanon, parts of Iran, Egypt.
It's called the Greater Israel Project.
A source told Al Jazeera that the attacks occurred while Hamas officials were gathered to discuss a ceasefire proposal.
So the United States comes up with a ceasefire proposal.
They get the leaders of Hamas in Qatar so that we can discuss it.
And then Israel bombs them.
So this is bad for the United States that this is happening.
Is it?
We do this all the time.
A member of Hamas's political bureau said Hamas's leadership survived the attack while the son of the acting Hamas political bureau chief was killed along with several of his aides.
Qatar's interior ministry said that the Qatari security officer was also killed in an attack.
Hamas later issued a statement that said none of its political leaders were killed in the attack.
It said a total of six people were killed, including El Haya's son, four office staff, and a Qatari officer.
According to Israeli media, Israel war planes dropped more than 10 bombs on a residential building where the Israelis where Israel believed Hamas leaders were gathering an area.
So this is the worst thing you could do is try to bomb diplomats as they're trying to.
This is the word.
This just goes to show you that Israel is the terrorist.
The United States are also the terrorists enabling this, and that we don't want peace and we want to set the whole, destabilize the whole Middle East, which is what Israel and all our wars have done, whether it was Iraq twice, whether it was Iran in 53, whether it's Libya, whether it's Syria.
Qatar has hosted Hamas office since 2012, a step it took.
So there is a Hamas office in Qatar, but that's at the urging of the United States to please have that office.
Sources told Middle East Eye President Trump blessed the attack on Qatar, which is a major non-NATO ally of the United States and hosts about 10,000 U.S. troops.
Although U.S. officials speaking to other media outlets claim that the U.S. was notified while Israel warplanes were in the air.
So did they tell Trump ahead of time and he was okay with it?
Or did they tell Trump after they were already doing the attack?
White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt later commentated the attack saying it doesn't advance U.S. and Israel hurts.
Here's what she said.
This morning, the Trump administration was notified by the United States military that Israel was attacking Hamas, which very unfortunately was located in a section of Doha, the capital of Qatar.
I like how she says unfortunately.
So it was just bad luck that Qatar happened to be hosting the Hamas negotiations like we asked Qatar to do.
You mean that kind of unfortunately?
Unfortunately, they were doing the thing we asked them to do, and then Israel bombed them in the place we asked them to be.
Unilaterally bombing inside Qatar, a sovereign nation and close ally of the United States, that is working very hard and bravely taking risks with us to broker peace, does not advance Israel or America's goals.
However, eliminating Hamas who have profited off the misery of those living in Gaza is a worthy goal.
President Trump immediately directed Special Envoy Witkoff to inform the Qataris of the impending attack, which he did.
The president views Qatar as a strong ally and friend of the United States and feels very badly about the location of this attack.
President Trump wants all of the hostages in Gaza and the bodies of the dead released in this war to end now.
President Trump also spoke to Prime Minister Netanyahu.
Yeah, so that's why you have negotiations.
That's why you have a Hamas negotiators in Qatar to negotiate the peace plan put forth by the United States.
And then Israel bombs them.
So you see why there's not going to be peace?
It's not because of Hamas.
It's because of the United States and Israel.
Do you understand this?
So she's still trying to pretend like this is Hamas's fault and we got to get to peace.
The last thing Benjamin Netanyahu wants is peace.
That's why he's bombing the peace negotiators in an ally country that were asked to be there by the United States.
Negotiating a peace deal presented by Donald Trump.
After the attack, the prime minister told President Trump that he wants to make peace and quickly.
President Trump believes this unfortunate incident could serve as an opportunity for peace.
The president also spoke to the emir and prime minister of Qatar and thanked them for their support and friendship to our country.
He assured them that such a thing will not happen again on their soil.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Or he's going to get really mad at Benjamin Netanyahu the next time he does it?
Yank.
The prime minister of Israel said it was a wholly independent Israel operation.
Israel initiated, Israel conducted it, and Israel takes full responsibility.
Yeah, so they're a terrorist state.
That's what they're bombing peace negotiations.
Trump recently issued a statement demanding Hamas accept his ceasefire proposal, which he said was his last warning for the group.
Hamas responded to Trump's statement by saying it was ready to immediately enter negotiations.
Okay, let's do it.
The proposal that the U.S. put forward called for Hamas to release all the remaining Israeli captives without a guarantee for an Israeli withdrawal from Gaza and a permanent ceasefire.
In the United States, if the United States and Israel coordinated on the strike in Doha, it would mark the second time this year the two countries used negotiations as a cover for an attack.
They did it in Lebanon.
Israel launched the 12-day war on Iran on June 13th among U.S. and Iran nuclear negotiations, two days before the U.S. and Iran were set to hold another round of talks.
The attack on Doha also has implications for the U.S. relationship with the Gulf Arab allies.
Although the fact that Israel warplanes would have had to use Arab airspace to launch the strike suggests there may have been some cooperation.
Qatar said it condemned in the strongest terms the cowardly Israeli attack and said it was a blatant violation of all international laws and norms.
The state of Qatar affirms that it will not tolerate the reckless Israel behavior and it continued tampering with regional security as well as any action targeting its security and sovereignty.
Breaking news.
Here's the Qatar prime minister, Mohammed bin Abdulhaman, I can't say his name, says that the U.S. warned them about the attack 10 minutes after it began, despite the White House saying they gave Qatar advance notice.
Here it is.
Shit.
The attack happened at 3.46.
The first call we had from an American official was at 3.56, which is 10 minutes after the attack.
And after that, President Trump has spoken with His Highness the Emir.
He condemned the attack.
And the U.S. government positioned that they have no knowledge about the attack nor any coordination about it until it started to happen.
Now, when they got the alert, when the alert has reached us, that's an information that I don't know right now.
What I know is that the official channels that we have with the U.S. got notified by the U.S. after the attack by utterance.
So, breaking, Trump said his tip to Qatar came too late to stop the attack, backtracking on an earlier White House claims that Doha was warned in advance, a claim Qatar has firmly denied.
Trump says the decision to strike Qatar was made by Netanyahu and not by him.
U.S. President Trump said Tuesday Israel's decision, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Washington counts Qatar as a strong Gulf ally.
Qatar has been mediator in trying to arrange a deal for a ceasefire between Israel and Palestine military group.
After the strike, Trump spoke to both Netanyahu and the Emir of Qatar.
He assured Qatar's leader that such a thing will not happen again on their soil.
And he said he felt very badly about the location of the attack.
Trump later told reporters in Washington he was not thrilled about the Israeli strike on Qatar.
Yeah, how many times are you going to say this?
So let's watch.
No, I'm not thrilled.
I'm not thrilled about it.
I don't have to do that.
I'm just, I'm not thrilled about the whole situation.
It's not a good situation.
But I will say this.
We want the hostages back, but we are not thrilled about the way that went down today.
Slash aircraft carrier.
Israel is bombed.
This is Jeremy Corman.
Israel has bombed Qatar, a sovereign nation.
This reckless act of escalation is a disgraceful and deliberate attempt to destroy any chances of a ceasefire.
It is clear Israel has no intention of ending its campaign of genocide and ethnic cleansing.
End all arms sales now.
Breaking China's official statement on Qatar bombing.
Israel's bombing of Doha is extremely dangerous and proves that there are no limits to Israelis' violations of the rules.
Congrats to Israel for violating Vienna Convention and state sovereignty for bombing nine countries in one year.
They've bombed Palestine, Gaza, and the West Bank.
Only Israel can bomb nine countries and still be perceived as the victim.
The Arabs continue to overlook a fundamental reality.
Regardless of how much you cater to Israel's interests or seek peace with it, you are still viewed as nothing but Goyam by the Zionist entity.
The assault on Qatar exemplifies this clearly.
Netanyahu says he's on a historic and spiritual mission, feels a connection to vision of greater Israel.
So here it is.
Is that it?
Yeah.
We just want peace.
Yeah, they want a peace of Jordan.
They want a peace of Syria.
They want a peace of Lebanon.
Yeah, I mean, this reminds me of Bill Moy laughing at Islam being the religion of peace.
Yeah.
And as it turns out, the region has a lot of that going around, ain't there?
Again, the terrorists, by the way, were invented by the United States and Israel.
The Al-Qaeda, the ISIS, invented, and now we're in bed with them in Syria.
Well, Saudi Pakistan helped.
Takes a village.
It takes a village.
It's the willingness.
Coalition of the willing.
And, you know, people like Bill Maher and Sam Harris like to pretend that it's their religion.
Yeah, this is just a religious dispute.
That's all it is.
It's just a religious dispute.
No, this is the Greater Israel Project and the people who are the homicidal terrorists is Israel and the United States.
So I just told you about how Israel bombed Qatar, where Hamas leaders were there trying to work on a peace deal that Donald Trump proposed.
And they were there at the behest of Donald Trump in the United States.
And then Israel bombed a peace meeting of diplomats trying to come to a peace negotiation.
And that's because Israel is a terrorist and they don't want any peace negotiated.
That's why.
And why is that extra bad for the United States?
So here's why this is extra bad.
So it says Israel strike targets Hamas leadership in Qatar, a Gaza war mediator.
So that's what.
So remember that Qatar agreed to host the Hamas political office in Doha and pay civil service salaries in Gaza before 2023 with the explicit support of Israel and the United States.
Not because Qatar openly supports Hamas, but because everyone agreed that this was useful to have a space to talk.
So that's why there's Hamas offices in Qatar, because everyone from Israel and the United States asked Qatar to host them so we could have a space to talk.
How would Bibi pay Hamas if not for Qatar, the go-between bringing the briefcases of cash to Hamas to support Hamas to have Hamas attack Israel?
Qatar's like not even a country.
It's like one family is the whole country.
They literally just do this.
And so here is the Qatar prime minister confirms that the United States put the Hamas office in Doha.
You have a Hamas office here and Hamas has been designated, I think, repeatedly by the U.S. government, certainly by the Congress, as a terror organization.
And people say, well, how could you have a Hamas office here?
What is that?
We have to go back to the root of this office.
Why it's here in the first place.
And Hamas office, when it was opened here in the first place, it was opened with full transparency and full consultation and actually even requests from the U.S. The U.S. asked you to put a Hamas office here?
They have asked us to open the channels with them and to have an established communication channel with the same case what was applied to Taliban as well.
At the end of the day, if you have a presence of someone in your country and you are engaging and talking, it doesn't mean that you are endorsing his ideas.
It doesn't mean that you are supporting him.
The purpose of this office was to facilitate peace, to stabilize the region, and to make sure that always it's serving the purpose.
Friend of the show Ryan Grimm reports, here's what just happened.
Trump sent a peace deal to Hamas.
Hamas met to discuss it in Doha, where the U.S. is mediating talks and has a base, and Israel bombed them, presumably with U.S. support.
The strike in Doha was aimed at Hamas negotiators who were gathered to discuss Trump's ceasefire offer, according to a Hamas official speaking to Al Jazeera.
Much as Trump carried out fake nuclear talks with Iran in order to kill Iranian negotiators.
That might explain why Trump's offer was so short and scant on details.
The whole point was to gather people together to discuss the peace offer so they could get them all together and kill them.
Israel is taking credit for the attack, citing October 7th, though most of Al Doha didn't even know about 10-7 until it happened.
IDF and the ISA.
So this is what the IDF and ISA announced.
The IDF and ISA conducted a precise strike targeting the senior leadership of the Hamas terrorist organization as they were at peace negotiations.
For years, these members of Hamas leadership have led the terrorist organization's operations, are directly responsible for the brutal October 7th massacre, and have been orchestrating and managing the war against the state of Israel.
Prior to the strike, measures were taken in order to mitigate harm to civilians.
You know how Israel likes to mitigate harm to civilians, including the use of precise munitions and additional intelligence.
The IDF, the ISA, will continue to operate with determination in order to defeat Hamas terrorists.
So you're not supposed to do that at a peace negotiation.
This is becoming the Trump signature move, the same modus operandi he used with Iran, now deployed against Hamas, pretending he wanted to engage in diplomacy as a trap to facilitate bombing them.
So you know what this means is that no one's ever going to enter into a peace negotiation again with the United States because they're going to fear they're going to be bombed.
Why did they ever?
What is the United States kept a treaty that you can recall?
I can't.
So here's what Arno says.
He says, which reinforces the precedent, engaging in diplomacy with the United States is now worse than useless.
It's actually fatal, which is a precedent that's bad for everyone.
This is why it's bad for the United States.
U.S., first and foremost, not exactly in its interest to teach the lesson, never negotiate with America.
Because that's what this, what Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu are right now teaching the world, never negotiate with the United States.
Because if you try to negotiate with us, we're going to bomb you and kill you.
I'm going to have to put this on the world, Jimmy, because they should have learned that from Libya and Serbia.
Exactly.
All the other multiple places that wanted to negotiate that we double-crossed and blew up anyway.
Why do they not know this at this point?
So, and how bad is this?
Even in medieval Europe, in the darkest days of the so-called dark ages, rulers were honor-bound not to violate diplomatic immunity and common sense bound to, as they understood it wasn't in their interest to be known as oath breakers.
You talk about Israel.
Heck, even the Mongols, not exactly known as sentimental humanitarians, understood that killing envoys was idiotic because it makes everyone less safe.
And then you can never get to a peace deal.
The Mongols, as a matter of fact, did their most brutality for the crimes Israel just committed.
That's when the Mongols got real brutal for that.
When the U.S. is failing a moral test that the Mongol Empire passed, it's time to ask ourselves a few questions.
So we're worse than the Mongols.
Again, we're the terrorists.
We're the psychopaths.
Israel doesn't have things like honor.
I mean, just even bring up honor.
We're talking about Israel here.
They will do literally anything.
In fact, they're proud of it.
And people go, well, don't they have to do absolutely anything and violate every single law we came up with after the Holocaust to prevent another Holocaust?
Don't forget.
So this is the pattern of Donald Trump in the United States.
Don't forget North Korea.
While he was pretending to negotiate with Kim, the civilian fishermen were killed and mutilated by SEAL Team 6, even when they knew the mission had failed and there was no need to proceed.
Don't forget Soleimani, you remember that?
The Iranian general who was in Iraq for discussions with his U.S. counterpart on Iraq, Syria, and ISIS suffered the same fate.
Don't forget Gaddafi.
When he was killed, he was also negotiating with the United States to give up his biological weapons program and open up his economy to U.S. oil companies.
At this point, it's the rest of the world which is composed of fools who can't see the modus operandi.
Regardless of the authoritarian dictatorship of these individuals, you do not break the code, the code of honor and tradition that even the absolute scum tend to follow.
You do not harm envoys or diplomats or messengers, period.
Yeah, we do.
America and Israel have done that habitually for many years.
Yes, I know, Kurt, but you understand that's not what I'm saying, right?
I met that guy who tweeted to you.
Okay.
I mean, you.
I mean, here's Rick Sanchez.
Here's what he has to say.
Happen.
In Doha, right?
What's going on in Qatar?
Here's what we know.
Just like the Native Americans, just like Gorbachev, just like the Russians in the 90s, just like the Iranians, it appears that the Qataris and the Hamas negotiators were played.
They were fooled.
They were hoodwinked.
And maybe they should have listened to the immortal words of another famous American, right?
Not just Pompeo, maybe somebody bigger.
How about somebody like George Walker Bush when he said this?
There's an old saying in Tennessee.
I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once.
Shame on you.
It fooled me.
We can't get fooled again.
Anyway, I think somehow the Qataris maybe get the picture.
Sturgeon's Law says, much of the world's takeaway from the U.S. greenlighting the assassination of Hamas political leadership during negotiations will be that negotiating with the United States and its rabid client, Israel, can be as dangerous as war with it.
As usual, the United States pays a steep price for Israel's sake.
That's exactly right.
No price is too steep, Jimmy, when it comes to Israel getting every little thing that the craziest people that live there want.
Yep.
So, and believe me, there's a false flag coming.
There's a false flag coming so that it will be understandable when something horrible happens in a major city.
Well, the Samson option, if Israel's ever going to lose, they're going to blow up everything around them.
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Nick Cruz says, I thought the entire point of the left being excited over Zoran Mandami because we wanted someone who finally speaks on behalf of Palestinians and tells the truth about Israel.
This is literally not happening.
100 Palestinians are being murdered per day by Israel.
Meanwhile, Zohran Mandani is running a campaign about protecting Jewish feelings.
So we told you this guy Mondavi, right?
So he appears like the one.
Remember what Barack Obama, when he popped up in 2007?
I thought he was going to be new and different.
He wasn't.
He wasn't different than George Bush.
He was a continuation.
He took us from two wars to seven.
He kicked 5 million families out of their houses while he made sure the bankers got their bonuses.
He gave us a right-wing health care plan with no public option.
Everybody's pay went down.
Wall Street got richer.
He got started.
Again, the whole thing.
Barack Obama was a Santa Claus for Wall Street and screwed over everybody else, just like Joe Biden, just like Joe.
So no matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
And then AOC, again, she's also a tool of the establishment.
We showed you that.
She would never use leverage for force to vote.
They would never do it.
So here's the new guy.
He's the latest guy.
He's a Democrat.
So that means he's going to support the Democratic Party.
He's going to support Richie Torres, who's a Zionist.
He's going to support.
So that's who he is.
And our friend Nick is onto this over at Revolutionary Black Network.
He's onto it.
Nick Cruz, let's listen to what he has to say.
Bernie Sanders met with Zorah Mamdani and told him that he needs to chill out regarding how he talks about Israel and their genocide of the Palestinian people.
Bernie Sanders says that Zorah Mamdani needs to be more considerate of Jewish people's feelings.
We talk about the issue of Israel at a time where Israel is slaughtering Palestinians and starving them to death.
Why is Bernie Sanders spending his time centering the opinions of genocidal Zionists who smear Americans as anti-Semitic?
Zionist propagandists like Bernie Sanders are pretending that Zoro Mamdani is scaring the Jews, even though Zora Mamdani won the Jewish vote.
You guys also see how the liberal Zionist Bernie Sanders is legitimizing the anti-Semitism hoax that is used to censor Americans.
Why aren't you centering the feelings of Palestinians whose family are being slaughtered while they are being smeared as being anti-Semitic because they call out the crimes of the state of Israel?
Zurah Mamdani has never said globalize the intifada.
Liberals are just extremely racist and feel like the Muslims should take collective responsibility for each other's actions.
Intifada just means struggle.
Globalize the intifada means a globalized fight against Zionism and their attempts to censor us and corrupt our society.
This is why we must reject liberal Zionism.
Bernie Sanders pretends to emphasize with the Palestinians, but the second that the Palestinians resist their criminal, genocidal occupier, Bernie Sanders wants them dead.
And so this brings me to Nick's tweet.
Zoran Mandami condemns Palestinian resistance and throws the Palestinian movement under the bus on MSNBC.
The progressive movement is an utter disgrace.
So here we go.
20 years said and been involved in things that I've later said was misunderstood and some things that I regretted.
Mrs. Corintha Scott King told me, you got to watch language, gotta like watch what you say.
Now, let's talk about anti-Semitism.
New York City is the home of the largest Jewish population outside of Israel.
The mayor must build a relationship, whoever the mayor becomes, trust in all communities of the city.
The term globalize the intefertata has become a flashpoint for Jewish New Yorkers who say they're concerned about how your views on the Israeli-Gaza conflict will influence how you govern the city.
You said underneath the press in July, that's not language you would use.
But you don't want to police the speech of others.
But we both know words matter.
The Department of Defense means something different than the Department of War.
I've experienced this throughout my own civil rights career, and I've had to correct myself to deal with what people receive may not be what I meant.
And words have consequences, and sometimes we need to examine our own positions to build unity.
Have your personal views on the phrase of global infatata changed since you've been running for mayor?
Do you understand those that see it in a more threatening way than saying, I'm just not going to police other people's language?
Yes, they have.
And, you know, when we won the primary election, I said on that stage that I know that millions of New Yorkers care deeply about what happens in Israel and Palestine.
And I'm one of those New Yorkers.
And I commit to reaching even further to understand disagreement, to wrestle with the complexities of those differing viewpoints.
Because what this city deserves is a mayor that looks not only to represent the close to 600,000 New Yorkers that voted for me, but rather the 8.5 million people that call this city home.
And in the meetings that I have had since that moment, I've met with Jewish elected officials, with rabbis, with community leaders.
And there was one rabbi that spoke to me about how that phrase for her brought back memories of bus bombings and Haifa, of restaurant attacks in Jerusalem.
And I knew that from what she was sharing with me that she had a fear as she said that that could come home to New York City.
And so in having that conversation with her, I knew that the gap between the intent that I have heard some New Yorkers share with the use of that language of calling for the end of the Israeli occupation of Palestinian land was disconnected from the impact it was having in that same conversation I was having with that rabbi.
And so I have said after having that conversation that this is language I would discourage.
Now, you've been running on the platform of affordability.
So there you go.
So there you go.
Told you so to Russell Dobular, who I love, buddy.
So Big told you so.
I knew he had AOC energy off him from the start, this guy.
Oh, really?
I thought that they were calling him out for his AOC energy.
They're not.
Well, they might already have called it out.
But initially, they were like, no, I think this could be the guy.
No, I've lived through this too many times.
He's going to think the guy's going to support Richie Torre.
He's got it.
He's a Democrat.
You didn't mean it when you said groverize the impanada.
So here's what.
I thought the.
That's funny.
Nick Cruz says, I thought the entire point of the left being excited over Zoran Mandami because we wanted someone who finally speaks on behalf of Palestinians and tells the truth about Israel.
This is literally not happening.
100 Palestinians are being murdered per day by Israel.
Meanwhile, Zoran Mandani is running a campaign about protecting Jewish feelings.
This guy can go F himself.
Yeah, hey, well, hey, Marxist friends, it's called the dialectic.
You just got dialectic.
He goes on.
He goes, any true socialist leader would love to take these questions and educate people on why we should support Palestinians' right to self-determination.
Zoran didn't do this, of course, because he is not a leader.
He is a careerist who can't wait to sell you out.
Zoran Mandami directly violated.
No, I never heard of this.
Have you heard of this?
The Thawa bet, like a socialist Democrat scum regularly, too.
So uphold the Thawabet.
Can you look up what the Thawabet is?
It's like jihad.
It says reject colonialism and all its manifestations.
Resistance of the Zionist movement is a duty.
Fight for liberation from the river to the sea with El Kuds as the capital of Palestine and preserve Palestine self-determination and self-autonomy.
Secure the right of return for all Palestinians.
So he's saying that Zoron is not upholding this.
The Thawa bet.
Have you found out what it is?
The Thawabet is the right to resistance, the right to self-determination, statehood, Jerusalem as the capital of Palestine, and the right of Palestinian refugees to return to their homes and lands in what is today Israel in accordance with UNGA 194.
And they said this was Palestinian National Council began this in 1970, coined this in 1977, the Thaw Bit.
You know, maybe call it something better next time.
Just but also don't trust Vivek Pastrami of the left.
Zoran Mandami committed to use the NYPD to fight anti-Semitism, and now he's running on legitimizing the anti-Semitism hoax and protecting Jewish feelings.
Destroying this clown tonight, he's going to do it on his show.
In the same interview with L. Sharpton, Zoran Mandami also said he met with landlords so he can address their concerns.
This bro is cooked and it's wild.
People don't see it.
I'm with Nick on this.
Nick is very perceptive.
And I've been through this too many times.
Hey, I want it to be true.
I wanted Bernie Sanders to actually be a fighter for people.
I wanted AOC to stand up to the Democratic establishment and Nancy Pelosi.
I wanted Barack Obama to break up the banks and give us a healthcare, a functioning healthcare system and a functioning banking system.
I wanted him to do all the, he didn't do any of those things.
They don't do any of those things.
No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
I want Mondabi to be the guy he says he's got.
He's not going to be that guy.
It's not happening.
He's a Democrat.
He's already prioritizing Jewish feelings.
Well, he didn't take into consideration how the, by the way, genocide, I believe, was the word was invented by a Jewish lawyer after the Holocaust, not just for Jews, but for Armenians, because they didn't have a name for it.
That's right.
Okay.
I think that's it for today.
I have two more stories to do.
There's one about the Holocaust Museum of LA.
Well, of LA, which is just mind-blowing, but I think these two stories can wait till Wednesday.
I mean, how many Holocaust museums are there, Jimmy?
Right?
Do you have enough exhibits?
Jackie Flynn used to have the funniest joke about, I went to the Museum of Tolerance today.
I took a shit right on the floor.
Nobody said nothing.
It is amazing.
It's amazing what they will tolerate at that place.
Some comic had a joke.
I don't know his name, but Marin told me about him a long time ago.
He goes, You ever go through the Holocaust Museum backwards?
It's way better.
It's like Hitler built factories that made millions of Jews.
Has Mark Marin responded to you, by the way?
No, I mean, I didn't really tag him or nothing in it.
I like the Saudi Arabia Festival, the Riyadh Fest.
Yeah.
Did I send you?
This is like, to me, the funniest thing he said yet.
Mark Marin, for one, hates the idea of comics being offered ridiculous amounts of the bloodiest money on the planet.
Saudi money.
Okay.
While Marin admits he wasn't asked to attend, he likes to think he'd have turned it down.
Does history not matter at all?
I mean, literally, it's like the Riyadh Comedy Festival from the guys who brought you 9-11.
You interviewed Obama, you son of a bitch.
He likes to think he wouldn't do it if they offered him seven figures to go to Riyadh and go tell Joe.
You know, in 25 years, I've never heard of this being a problem, going to Saudi Arabia to do comedy.
Like Russell Peters was not condemned for this, you know?
Yeah, it's because of Jamal Khashoggi.
They're trying to sell that.
I thought, and wasn't he an asset, Khashoggi?
Turkish OSI is what I heard.
Yeah.
His uncle or granduncle is Adnon Khashoggi.
You might have heard of from the 18th thing.
Maybe.
No, they are definitely related.
You could Wikipedia that.
I don't know about the Turkish OSI, but it stands to reason if the press gave a shit about him.
He wasn't a real journalist.
Look at how they treated Julian Assange.
So if you're a real journalist, they don't say anything about you like Julian Assange or Edward Snowden.
If Aramante gets locked up, they ain't going to say shit for him.
No.
I want to show you this.
So this is the United States.
All these blue dots are United States military installations, right?
This is our military bases.
Look where they are.
So Venezuela's over here.
We got all these military bases here, here, here, here, here.
Look at all those.
They're everybody.
Everybody looks like a sex offender registry.
Yeah, right?
Look at that.
So that's the United States military bases, right?
So why do I show you this?
Well, because the Trump administration is now sending battleships to Venezuela.
They're blowing up fishing boats in Venezuela under the guise of we're fighting drug cartels.
Now, I showed you the other day, the drugs are not coming from Venezuela.
They're coming from vassal states of the United States, like Ecuador, places like that.
And so this is all again, we want to steal their natural resources, which is oil.
Venezuela has more oil than Saudi Arabia.
And once you know that, you know why Trump is sending battleships to Venezuela, why he tried to overthrow Venezuela Maduro in his first term, why George Bush did it in 2002, why President Obama, they all try to do it.
No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
And now they're doing it under the, they're just slaughtering people.
So they just killed 11 people without a court case, without arresting them, without anything.
And J.D. Vance says killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military.
Okay.
So now all you have to do is say somebody's in a car.
Like I told you.
If they can take away the rights of a terrorist, all they'll do is just call you a terrorist.
So now the new Hamas is now cartel.
So they decide to call you a cartel member so they can do whatever they want to you.
And so he says killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military.
And I didn't know that J.D. Vance wants to kill the CIA because the CIA are the cartel members who poison our fellow citizens.
Spare Sean Ryan, please, J.D. It's and so underneath Brian Krasenstein, who's a Jagoff, says killing someone.
What is it Jagoff, Jimmy?
I don't think I need to.
Oh, is it going to work?
By the way, would you explain what a Jagoff is?
I don't think I need to, sir.
I don't think I need to.
Jagoff Krasenstein says killing the citizens of another nation who are civilians without any due process, that's called a war crime.
He happens to be right about that.
J.D. Vance says, I don't give a shit what you call it.
So, wow.
Rand Paul says, J.D., I don't give a shit.
Vance says killing people he accuses of a crime is the highest and best use of military.
Did he ever read To Kill a Mockingbird?
Did he ever wonder what might happen if the accused were immediately executed without trial or representation?
What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial.
And that's exactly what he's doing.
But Ron, did you ever hear of Israel?
You've never heard of that?
Anyway.
Thought it would be a lot more like Israel and a lot less not like Israel.
So it's not a war crime, Kurt, when it's us in command.
It's instead it's a pitch for an HBO miniseries when we do it.
I hear Tom Hanks is available for work at the moment.
J.D. Vance has got ants in his pants when it comes to killing civilians in their civvies.
So cartel members is the new Hamas.
So when we disagree with someone online, they're automatically El Chapo.
That's what's happening.
The weirdest part is to realize that not only did the United States fund Hamas, but virtually all cartel money is also our money too.
America is the most involuntarily generous nation in the world.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, also, Venezuela, you know, there's a, I don't know how many countries are between us and Venezuela that have to do what we say.
It seems odd that you would go to Venezuela when any one of our many allies in South America could just block the.
Right?
Well, very strange.
Very strange.
But then there's these people who back it up.
That's my future president.
Incredible.
And the internet has been one for the day.
Based.
What does based mean?
I would like a legal definition of that.
I would also like based, military-based, I think.
That's what that means.
How about that?
So Rand Paul strikes back.
Kentucky Senator Rahe tore into Vice President J.D. Vance's defense of the U.S. military strike on the alleged drug vessel leaving Venezuela.
He called the long-loved literary classic to prove his point.
So I just showed you this.
He was referring to Harper Lee's widely read 1960 novel, The Source of a Classic 1962 film.
The strike, ordered by the White House and announced by President Trump at a press conference last Tuesday, was an escalation of the administration's brewing fight with the government of Venezuela and the trend, which it has sought to tie together.
Trump said the attacks killed 11 suspected traffickers inside the administration.
Officials say to expect more direct action.
Wow.
Is it really a good idea to be attacking Venezuela?
I mean, what if the Ukraine war continues and we have to go beg like bitches to Maduro for oil again?
Remember when we had to do that?
That poor guy had to blow Maduro for some very sticky oil.
Yeah.
Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military, Vance wrote.
But others in Washington question the attack's legality, of course.
They're looking for answers as to why the administration elected to fire on a cartel rather than rounding them up.
And some are wary that the strike could expand the president's authority to call upon his war powers.
Yeah, why not just round them up?
It was just suspected, correct?
Yes.
Not even definite.
Great job, everybody.
There has also been questions about details of the attack and the desire for proof that the boat itself was actually what the administration said it was.
What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial, Rand Paul says.
Update, Senator Bernie Marino excoriates Rand Paul for attacking J.D. Vance, saying the military should be used to take out narco-terrorists coming from Venezuela.
What's really despicable is defending foreign terrorist drug traffickers who are directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans in Kentucky and Ohio.
Hey, you know who's actually direct drug dealers?
It would be the Sackle family.
Sackler, you mean?
The Sackler family, yeah.
Also, Joe Biden and all the people in office that let this stuff come over the border.
We're being spied on for the last 20 years.
You didn't catch none of it?
Yeah.
How did it even get in here?
It would be wise for those criticizing J.D. Vance to recall that his mother was a drug addict who nearly died multiple times right in front of him.
This issue is extremely personal to him, and he cannot be expected to have any sympathy with cartels.
Okay, that's called propaganda.
This is not about drug cartels.
As we've already showed you, the drugs are not coming from Venezuela.
This is about them trying to overthrow Venezuela and Maduro so we could steal their natural resources, oil being the biggest thing.
Jimmy, I'm just going to, I'm an old country judge, as you know, but I suspect this has some, in some way, has something to do with Israel.
Israel must not like Venezuela.
I'm guessing you're right.
My mother struggled with addiction my entire childhood and died of an opioid overdose when I was 18.
Yet I've chosen not to be a war criminal.
It seems to me that Greenberg is confused about those criticizing Vance.
They don't have sympathy with cartels.
It's the Constitution that they're devoted to.
Yeah, either.
So again, we're the terrorists.
We don't abide by international law.
We don't even abide by our own constitution.
J.D. Vance is out there cheering on criminality by the state.
He checks on you.
Why is that?
Israel doesn't even have a constitution.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Max Bluentha says, this is sad, J.D. Vance.
Little Marco has taken over the entire national security bureaucracy, and you've been reduced to a hype man for his criminal Gusano games.
Congratulations on getting rolled by the South Florida fifth column.
Congratulations.
Narco Rubio is his nickname.
He's come a long way.
Like, I see playing a cop on Law and Order.
It's like that much of a sea change.
What distinguishes Vance is that he knows better, and he actively chooses to be a vulgar ignoramus.
That's true.
J.D. Vance does know better.
And I just want to show you this one more time.
That's the United States military bases.
And Trump sent more.
So that's what's happening.
You have to remember that Peter Thiel made J.D. Vance in a lab.
That's right.
Or he made him fat in a lab.
Sorry, I misspoke.
Oh, there's all our military bases over in Africa, the Middle East.
It's like a herpes outbreak of U.S. bases.
Of U.S. bases.
I thought Donald Trump was going to close those down and invest that money back at home.
No.
$4 trillion, first time ever, actually, is what's going to happen.
Yeah, he brags about spending a trillion dollars a year now on the military, something we probably could get away with spending $60 billion a year, tops.
Well, just considering we haven't won a war in 80 years, you would think.
So Trump is now saying he's going to shoot down Venezuelan jets.
I'm not going to take a chance.
What happens if Venezuela flies jets over U.S. naval vessels again?
Well, I would say they're going to be in trouble.
We'll let them know about that.
We heard that happen, but it wasn't really over.
Not like they described.
But I would say, General, if they do that, you have a choice of doing anything you want.
If they fly in a dangerous position, I would say that you or your captains can make the decision as to what they want to do.
Sir, how close do you have to get?
We have one husband.
You said they didn't go over.
Say it.
How close did they get?
You said the planes didn't go over.
Well, I don't want to talk about that.
But if they do put us in a dangerous position, let me shut down.
Thank you very much, everybody.
So we're going to now cover the G20.
Trump says Venezuelan jets will be shot down if they endanger U.S. ships.
So I want to let you know what this is really all about.
Again, I've been telling you this.
Venezuela has more oil than Saudi Arabia.
Trump tried to overthrow Maduro in his first term and installed Guan Guaido.
Didn't work.
Just like George Bush did in 2002, the same thing.
They've been trying to overthrow Venezuela so we could steal their oil and other natural resources.
And that's why we do economic sanctions.
That's why 7 million Venezuelans have left Venezuela.
A lot of them immigrated into the United States and because we are wrecking their economy.
And here is General Laura Richardson.
She's going to tell you what the real purpose of the U.S. military in Central and South America is really all about.
This is what it's about.
If I talk to my number two adversary in the region, Russia, I mean, I've got, of course, the countries, Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, with Russia relationships.
But why this region matters with all of its rich resources and rare earth elements?
You've got the lithium triangle, which is needed for technology today.
60% of the world's lithium is in the lithium triangle, Argentina, Bolivia, Chile.
You just have the largest oil reserves, light sweep crude, discovered off of Guyana over a year ago.
You have Venezuela's resources as well with oil, copper, gold.
We have the Amazon, lungs of the world.
We have 31% of the world's fresh water in this region, too.
I mean, it's just off the charts.
We have a lot to do.
This region matters.
It has a lot to do with national security.
And we need to step up our game.
So I like the point Adam makes.
He says, no mention of democracy, no mention of human rights or self-determination, just resources.
What about hydrocarbons?
So that's, of course, that's what she's talking about.
She's talking about all the oil, among other things, gold, lithium.
Well, Jimmy, people are made of carbon.
So that's what this is really about.
So when Trump is pretending he's saber-rattling with Venezuela again, this is what it's about.
It's about the United States being the terrorists.
We come in and we steal people's natural resources and we put economic hurts on you.
And if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work, then we send in the jackals.
And then we send in.
Oh, I wish I had that video of that guy talking about how it works.
Jimmy, do you know what I mean?
Can you find that video of that guy explaining, the X-CIA guy explaining how it works?
How they go in and they try to persuade you.
And if that doesn't work, they put economic hits on you.
And then if that doesn't work, they bring in the jackal that they do assassinations.
And if that doesn't work, they bring in the military.
And that's where we're at at this point.
It's all mafia tactics.
And what is it all about?
It's about net.
She just said it.
Why does this region matter?
Because of their natural resources.
They just say it out loud.
And Trump now wants to shoot down their jets for protecting their own country.
What do you want to say, Kurt?
So she said the lithium triangle, but the last lithium triangle was Afghanistan, where we left all the equipment behind.
Remember, there was a little bit of payment?
Yeah.
So we always make it a triangle because we got to rape their land.
That's right.
Every single time.
The president's warning comes after Venezuela flew military aircraft near a U.S. vessel off South America for the second time in two days.
The report follows a U.S. strike against what Trump officials said was a drug-carrying vessel from Venezuela operated by a gang killing 11 people.
They have no proof of that.
They have no evidence of that.
They just made it up.
They didn't go and arrest those people and put them on trial.
They just blew up the boat.
Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro has said that the United States allegations about this country are not true and that the difference between the nations do not justify a military conflict.
Venezuela has always been willing to talk to engage in dialogue, but we demand respect.
When asked by reporters in the Oval Office on Friday what would happen if Venezuela just flew over U.S. vessels again, Trump said Venezuela would be in trouble.
Trump told his general standing beside him that he could do anything he wanted if the situation escalated.
Since his return to office in January, Trump has steadily intensified his anti-drug trafficking efforts in Latin America.
Okay, the biggest drug traffickers are the big pharma in the United States.
Those are the drug traffickers.
Okay, just so you know, the opiate addiction killed way more people than any drugs coming from South America.
And by the way, they're not coming from Venezuela.
Maduro has accused the U.S. of seeking regime change through military threat.
That's exactly what's happening right now.
When asked about the comments, Trump said, we're not talking about that, but mentioned that what he called a very strange election in Venezuela.
Maduro was sworn in his third term in January after a contested election.
Trump went on to say that the drugs are pouring into the U.S. from Venezuela.
That's a lie.
That's not where they're coming from.
The U.S. military has moved to bolster its forces in the southern Caribbean, including through the deployment of additional naval vessels and thousands of Marines and sailors to stem the flow of drugs.
That's not what they're there for.
The White House said on Friday that it is sending 10 F-35 fighter jets to Puerto Rico.
When asked about the buildup of the military assets in the Caribbean, Trump said, I think it's just strong.
We're strong on drugs.
We don't want drugs killing our people.
Trump is a long time, he's a longtime critic of Maduro and doubled a reward for information leading to his arrest in August to $50 million, accusing Maduro of being one of the largest narco-traffickers in the world.
Okay, that's all made up.
It's not true.
Trump, when asked if he plans on carrying out a strike inside Venezuela, here's what he said.
So, when asked if he's going to attack inside Venezuela, he said, you're going to find out.
So, again, this is your peace, president.
No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.
And Donald Trump is not what he campaigned on.
He is not what he was.
We could end all this with a phone call.
He's, again, he's doing this.
He's still funding the war in Ukraine.
He's still funding a genocide.
He's bombing Iran, bombed the Yemeni people.
And now he's trying to overthrow with military this time, not just economic pressure, not just with a coup.
Now he's actually sending military, and he says that they're going to strike inside Venezuela.
Jimmy, doesn't Trend Dela Ragua, the Venezuelan gang, remind you of Patriot Front?
Yes.
Like something that the government buses into the country on purpose?
Yes.
Yeah.
So I'll be making jokes about this in Appleton, Rosemont, Illinois, Chicago, Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa Beach, Sacramento, and San Francisco.
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This is, again, you don't live in a democracy.
You live in a militarized oligarchy, and they're going to do whatever they want.
And it doesn't matter who's president.
Barack Obama would do the same thing.
George Bush is the same thing.
Bill Clinton, same thing.
George Bush, the first before.
They're all the same.
Kamala would do it with a virus locked out.
We'd have a chicken virus locked down on top of it.
Here's how they do it.
You try to figure out which stage of the game, the economic hit that the United States is in right now with Trump sending warships and threatening to strike inside Venezuela.
Those very people, the whole country is left holding a huge debt so that it can't pay for education and social services and health care for its people.
In fact, the debt is so huge by intent that at some point we economic hitmen go back and we say, listen, you owe us a lot of money.
You can't repay your debts, so sell your oil real cheap to our oil companies without regard to the environment.
Vote with us on the next critical United Nations vote.
Send troops in support of ours to someplace in the world like Iraq.
And in that way, we've created this empire.
On the few case times when we economic hitmen fail, as I talk about in the books, as I failed in Ecuador with Jaime Roldos and in Panama with Omar Torrijos, then the Jackals go in.
And these are men, maybe a few women, who overthrow governments or assassinate their leaders.
So if I'm unable to bring them around, if the economic hitman is unable to bring them around through legal means, what we do is we use legal means through the World Bank, but it's basically corrupting the leaders of these countries.
If we're unable to corrupt them, then the Jackals go in and take care of them.
So when I failed with Jaime Roldos in Ecuador and Omar Torrijos in Panama, the Jackals assassinated them.
And if the Jackals fail, which is what happened in Iraq, both the economic hitmen and the Jackals failed with Saddam Hussein, then and only then does the military go in.
So that's how they do it.
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