FBI BRAGS About Arresting Man Who Assaulted DC Cops With Subway Sandwich!
A Department of Justice employee, Shawn Charles Dunn, was arrested in Washington, D.C. after drunkenly throwing a Subway sandwich at a federal officer. The incident, caught on video, sparked exaggerated reactions from officials like the Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel, who framed it as a serious attack and even tied it to the “deep state.” Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger mock the overblown response, noting that the case was initially charged as a felony before a judge downgraded it, and comparing it humorously to national security scandals. The discussion then broadens to concerns that the Trump administration is using such incidents to justify heavier federal crackdowns in D.C., raising fears of expanding authoritarian control. Plus segments on TikTok hiring an ex-IDF soldier as the platform’s new censorship czar, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s imaginary friends he consults with to determine policy and MSNBC hosts Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews coming out in support of Donald Trump’s crackdown on crime in DC. Also featuring James Li and Stef Zamorano!
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Big story breaking out of Washington, D.C. This is a big story.
Big story.
And so big that the Attorney General and the head of the FBI tweeted about this story.
That's how big the story is.
Do you want to know how big the story is?
That's how big it is.
They took time.
The attorney general and the head of the FBI took time out of their day to tweet about this story.
That's how big this is.
What is it about the Epstein?
No.
Is it about we caught Israeli spies inside the White House?
No.
Is it we found the CIA lying to Congress?
No.
What is it?
Turns out there was a guy who threw a hoagie at a cop who, by the way, looked hungry.
These guys look like they're hungry.
So let's watch.
This is what happened.
So he's yelling at the cops in D.C., and then he whips a hoagie at them or a subway submarine sandwich, and then he tries to take off.
And he runs like almost as fast as Jerry Lewis doing a character.
That's how, I mean, lady with the thing.
Hi.
It's very Steven Seagal run.
You see, the guy can't run.
Why would you put yourself in a position where you're going to have to outrun somebody when you run like Jerry Lewis with the hitting and the lady I have the glasses and the stop it with the thing?
I'm going to try and run.
He runs like that.
That's not how he's an emotional, mind-controlled idiot, like many of the morons in D.C. Why would you throw a sandwich at a cop?
What is your statement of that?
I don't want them to beat you up if you did that, by the way.
I don't want people to throw sandwiches at cops.
So he threw a subway sandwich at that cop and then they chased him down and got him.
And I bet he gets he's going to get more time than that pervert Jared did from those subway commercials.
That's all I'm saying.
He's going to get a nightstick in the you want to watch it again.
Here it is.
So here, so he gets mad, throws it at him, and then game on.
We got a couple of chubby cops chasing a guy who can't run.
Look how long it takes him to catch up to them.
The guy can't run for shit.
Look at that.
I mean, honest to God, he runs like all I keep thinking of is Jerry Lewis doing a character.
It's insane.
As you know, I'm not a cop, Jimmy, and I'm not a Fed.
But if that guy threw a sandwich at me like that, I would chase him down and beat the daylights out of him.
If I had a uniform on, it's even more imperative that you do that because no one respects you if this guy can peg you with subway sandwiches.
So Attorney General Pamela Bondi, she also tweeted about it.
She says, if you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.
They're really making this a big deal.
I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice no longer.
Wait, what?
The guy worked at the Department of Justice.
So the crime rise in D.C. is coming from inside the Trump's Justice Department.
What is happening?
Yes.
Yes.
Dude, this is weird.
And so they charged him with a felony.
It's since been dismissed.
A felony.
I guess he already had a preliminary hearing and the judge said, no, that's you're overcharging.
It's not a felony that you threw.
I mean, you know, hey, maybe how do we, how do we know that the police officer wasn't gluten intolerant?
Maybe that's the problem.
Right?
Was there an altercation before he threw the sandwich or did he just come up to them?
I mean, that cop just isn't very, they're not very tolerant of anything else.
Why would he be tolerant of gluten?
You know what I'm talking about?
Come on.
Come on.
So here's the crazy part of this tweet, Kurt.
She says, this is an example of the deep state we have been up against for seven months.
And here, I was thinking the deep state was the permanent intelligence apparatus overthrowing foreign governments while increasing intrusive and illegal surveillance, both at home and abroad.
But it turns out it's actually a guy in D.C. throwing a Subway sandwich at an ICE agent.
That's the deep state.
Yeah, I think that guy's from the deep throat state, if you know what I mean.
I think I know what you mean.
Based on his run.
I tweeted out: assault with a hoagie, the worst kind of assault that there is.
If this is the kind of thing that Cash Patel thinks are worthy of being tweeted out by the FBI director, then the agency is in worse shape than anyone thought.
This is your, you're supposed to have high-profile.
Look, we found a ton of cocaine stuffed in the bows of a ship.
Look, we did it.
You're supposed to look, we caught heads of a drug cartel.
Hey, look, we got these RICO criminals on one.
We got a guy through a deep state.
It comes with extra cheese, no onion.
I mean, it's just a silly video, and they're making a big deal.
This is the deep state, she said, Kurt.
Well, it made me forget about Epstein, so great job.
Heck of a job, Bondi.
So let's see.
A worst thing to happen to Subway Sandwiches since Jared Fogel.
Yes.
Yes.
Offsets the best thing of H1BVs is keeping only the deep state could come up with a plan so evil and violent as to throw a sandwich.
Well, he should get jail time for assault with a deli weapon.
Am I right?
Come on.
That's right.
Hey, don't bread on me.
Am I right?
Come on.
So, do you want to see what led up to that?
Do you want to see what led up to that, James?
Yeah, I'm curious.
Okay, so here, here's this is a two-minute video of what led up to it.
So, this guy's obviously been drinking, and then now he's got his subway to try to fill up his gut.
That's all got the booze in it.
You know how you get home.
From a James O'Keefe secret date, that's my guess.
He's all riled up from a James O'Keefe.
I think that's what happened.
And so, let's listen to it.
Let's listen to it.
Then, what?
You see these fascists right here?
Fascists?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fascists.
Well, I think that's pretty low.
That's a pretty low bar for fascists.
If you could tell them F you right to their face and they just walk past you and don't do anything.
It's not really that much of a police state, right?
If you could just go F you right out in the middle of the street and they just walk by and leave you alone.
It doesn't seem, I don't know.
How much do you want to bet, Jimmy, that this guy that I read as an emotional gay man who works in politics is actually married and says he's not gay?
I'll bet you that's part of the story.
I'll bet you anything.
Like Ben Collins is married to a woman.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I don't know who Ben Collins is, but you do from the Twitter files.
Oh, that Ben Collins.
Okay, here we go.
So these black guys filled in are laughing at this guy.
And he yells like the whitest of white guys.
I need to do some background studying about the He comes back The ones they pulled up in.
These fascists.
Oh, the fascists tried to.
The federal investigation.
Where did they?
What vehicles did they show up in?
They showed up on a mark.
Where are they?
Where?
Right.
Is it the white truck right there?
The white car in front of the white Jeep over there.
All the white cars.
All those white cars.
Yeah.
It's on.
There he goes.
Mr. Pink shirt, wedding ring with a subway.
Sandwich.
There it is.
Here it goes.
They don't really seem that fascist-y if he's allowed to get right in their face, wave his fist at them.
He's waving his fist.
How fascist are they?
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's too bad.
No!
It's not worth it, bro.
Here it comes.
It's not fucking worth it!
What is the black guy yelling at him?
Mike's the fucking scounder, man.
Take a fucking way!
You did that?
Here it comes.
You got the fucking ass?
Oh!
Oh!
You fucking got it!
Look how bad he runs.
Like, that's not even a quick jog.
He kicked him!
He kicked him!
I said, I'm guessing we have my chest.
There it is.
There it is, Subway sandwich.
Assault with a deli weapon.
They actually, so what?
They actually did a story about this in CNBC.
The man facing a federal felony assault for allegedly chucking a subway sandwich at a U.S. customs and border protection agent in Washington.
He was an employee of the Department of Justice.
The man identified in court documents as Sean Charles Dunn, but he is done.
He has been fired, she said.
Dunn worked in the international affairs section of the criminal division of the Department of Justice.
What?
That's so weird.
That is so weird.
He's clearly like a drunk, but what else is he on?
Yeah.
The department, this, well, not Xanax, because that makes you.
The department this week deployed hundreds of federal agencies.
See, that was a crowd.
A video of the incident, which occurred Sunday night in Washington's Northwest section near the intersection of 14th and U streets, showed an agitated man in a pink polo shirt and light shorts.
And I'm going to guess.
And I'm just guessing here, thong underwear.
I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing.
While holding a wrapped subway sandwich in one hand, he then winds up and hurls the sandwich into the chest of the officer nearest to him before sprinting away while at least three officers give chase.
Boy, those officers were not in good shape.
I'll tell you that.
Those officers look like they could use a few sit-ups.
And the 32-second clip was posted by FBI Director Cash Patel because, you know, they're really not doing much over there.
While being processed by the Metropolitan Police Department, Dunn said, I did it.
I threw a sandwich.
Trump administration has justified the federal takeover of D.C.'s police department by arguing that the moves are necessary to crush violent crime in the city.
Well, I hope so.
I hope we don't have any more of those hoagie throwers because that's not good.
Yeah, murder is not included in hoagie throwing in their stats.
I don't know if you know that.
No, they don't.
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge.
So he doesn't even have to post bail.
Yeah, well, I mean, because he threw it.
He threw a sandwich.
They act like he threw a Molotov cocktail.
He threw a sandwich.
If you attack a cop in any way, they were going to treat it like you threw a Molotov cocktail.
So it is a little odd that he's going to be fine and just lose his job because I know I've seen people do all kinds of stuff with cops and they don't get off that lately.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure they gave him a little gave him the business.
Until he came.
What's your take on the whole DC cop ramp up, James?
My take on it?
Well, it's not ideal.
But okay, so here's the thing.
And are you running for something right now?
No.
No, I think it's like I just see it as like a stepping stone towards more of these clampdowns.
Like, nobody wants homeless people around, but do you send like ICE agents to go in and get them?
That's my issue with this.
It's like, is this a trial in D.C. and then you're going to go to like Chicago and LA or whatever?
I mean, is that really the plan to imprison homeless people?
I haven't heard him say that.
He said, we're going to evict them.
Yeah, but where are they going to go?
It's like weird because they've already been evicted.
They're already outside.
Like, sorry, someone beat them.
You're going to have to house them and kick them out of those houses.
Yeah.
You have to give them a house, then kick them out.
I mean, I just think that somebody told Trump this idea and said, hey, by the way, in D.C., did you know there's this law that you can just invoke and then you could take over the police department?
I'm just Stephen Miller who died.
And then Trump said, oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
And then let's do that.
And then maybe it'll distract from the Epstein, whatever we can do.
You know, I think that's.
It is distracting.
I just think that it's too, there's too many loose things going on.
They're being really sloppy with all these different moves that they're making, these chess moves, quote-unquote chess moves.
Yeah, they're more like checkers.
I think they're more like.
There's more to it.
I promise you, there's more to it.
Just like that shooter that we all forgot about, that they said possibly white shooter with the AR in New York.
In New York?
Oh, the guy who they said he was going after the, he was going after somebody else.
Yeah.
Do you know what that story was?
Yes.
They said that he was going after the NFL because of CTE.
Yeah, but that's not why he went.
I have no idea.
What I do know is that I used to work in one of those buildings in New York.
It's not so easy just to get in.
No, he was going towards it.
There was another office.
He went to the wrong office.
No, but I'm saying you can't even walk into the office without a badge.
There's like 10 guards downstairs.
I don't even know how he got upstairs.
I watched Mr. Robot.
I know how you have to do how hard it is to get into places.
In New York.
And here you're going to have to do it.
You got to steal somebody's fob card.
Yeah.
You got to have a card.
But he's open carry, though.
He was going in with the.
Yeah, he's going in open carry.
Is that wrong floor thing?
I don't believe that.
I think they're just saying that.
Because of the 33rd.
Do you think he knew about the mail cheerleaders that were coming down the pike and he was preemptively trying to shoot them?
If only Sean Dunn had known, maybe it would cheer him up and he wouldn't have to throw a sandwich.
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Israel has a problem with TikTok because people are seeing the truth about what Israel's doing in Gaza.
And so they want to shut it down.
In fact, Mersheimer talks about it here.
James, what's his name, Larry Ellison, the guy who's really been getting the data this whole time?
Did I learn that from you?
Larry Ellison, well, he just, his son just bought Paramount.
Okay, well, let's hold on.
Okay, ready?
This is one of the principal reasons.
Can you put it up?
This is one of the principal reasons that the lobby is committed to shutting down TikTok.
TikTok runs all sorts of videos that portray the Israelis acting towards the Palestinians in barbaric ways.
And when young people see these videos on TikTok, they obviously become remarkably sympathetic to the Palestinians, and they think badly, to put it mildly, of the Israelis.
So the lobby would like to shut down TikTok.
And the problem is that in the age of social media, there are just real limits to what you can do.
And this is going to cause Israel huge problems moving forward.
This is not the old world that I grew up in, where the mainstream media was all you had.
So this is the head of the ADL, and he got caught telling the truth about why they have to get rid of.
So remember, they said they wanted to ban TikTok because Chinese are going to be spying on us.
That's not right.
They run a banana.
It was always this.
And here he is.
He's going to reveal to you why they have to get rid of TikTok.
And he says, I also want to point out.
We have a major, major, major generational problem.
All the polling I've seen, ADLs polling, ICCs polling, independent polling, suggests this is not a left-right gap, folks.
The issue in the United States and support for Israel is not left and right.
It is young and old.
And the numbers of young people who think that Hamas's massacre was justified is shockingly and terrifyingly high.
And so we really have a TikTok problem, a Gen Z problem that our community needs to put.
The same brains that gave us TAC Lee, the same brains that gave us all these other amazing innovations, need to put our energy toward this, like, fast.
Because again, like, we've been chasing this left-right divide.
It's the wrong game.
The real game is the next generation.
And the Hamas and their accomplices, the useful idiots in the West, are falling in line in ways that are terrifying.
Lastly, I'll just say we saw a dramatic change in the language of the activists here in America on October the 8th.
The language of groups that we've long tracked, who've long been problematic, like Students for Justice in Palestine and Jewish Voices for Peace.
They flicked like Zim.
Jewish Voices for Peace.
They're a big problem organization.
We've tracked the rhetoric about bees.
Yeah.
Like the language in their toolkits, all about the Zionist entity and the language that we recognized from Iranian propaganda.
Okay, so there he is saying it's all TikTok's fault.
We got to get rid of TikTok.
Here's Nikki Haley.
We really do need to ban TikTok once and for all.
And let me tell you why.
For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok, every day, they become 17% more anti-Semitic, more pro-Hamas based on doing that.
So that's what they, so yeah.
Yeah.
So that data is from a Zionist research group.
That's from right.
And so what, so what are they, what have they, so they're not going to ban TikTok.
Turns out it doesn't look like they're going to ban TikTok because somebody's getting money somewhere, right?
And TikTok's new hate speech manager is a former IDF soldier in Proud Zion.
So that's how they're going to do it.
They're just going to do it with straight up.
So they've been doing it with, I've been banned from TikTok at least two or three times, right, Misha?
How many times?
Can you talk into the microphone?
We are on our third.
You're on your third TikTok.
I'm on my third TikTok account.
I don't go to the bottom.
They'll never tell you why you're being banned.
They never tell you what.
They just go, you broke our policy.
And there's nobody to talk to at TikTok.
At least at YouTube, I have someone to talk to.
At least.
That's at least what I have.
I still don't have any control, but at least somebody will give me an explanation about what I did.
Here they won't.
And so instead of getting rid of TikTok, which apparently they can't or there's too much money involved in it to get rid of it, TikTok has hired a proud American Jewish former IDF soldier, Erica Mindel, as the new hate speech manager.
Mindel's LinkedIn profile shows she entered the position of public policy manager, hate speech, in July.
The position involves developing and driving the company's positions on hate speech according to the job description.
It involves spearheading long-term policy strategies regarding hate speech, monitoring online content and advocating for the company's policy stances.
It specifically states that the position involves servicing as a subject matter expert on anti-Semitism and hate speech.
So those are two bullshit things right now.
Just so you know, anti-Semitism, every, oh my God, this the big, the bagel I got was a little stale.
We do anti-Semite.
So that's what anti-Semitism, no matter what.
So any criticism of Israel's genocide right now, they call it anti-Semitism, right?
So even if you want to do not non-violent protest against a genocide or against another country, that is now called anti-Semitic.
And Donald Trump has said that's hate speech and this and those people are protected class now.
So he came in with his old new woke ideology.
It's the Donald Trump, the woke right.
And so the way they got rid of it is they're just going to censor the hell out of you like they've been doing all along, but it's even worse now because they got an IDF person to be the official censor at TikTok.
It specifically states that the position involves serving as a subject matter expert on anti-Semitism and hate speech.
Hate speech is the most garbage term in the world.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm allowed to hate stuff.
I get to hate whatever I want.
So this is all fascism, right?
This is all the fascism in internal and external meaning and analyzing hate speech trends, focusing on anti-Semitic context.
So there's just speech.
One man hate speech is another man's freedom fight, right?
So you can't ban speech.
You can't say this speech is hateful.
It's all those are those are thought crimes.
And that's the kind of stuff that we've been warned about from George Orwell to Aldous Huckley to everybody.
So now they're controlling your thoughts.
When someone says hate speech, that's thought.
Those are, we want to, so if someone says I'm for free speech, except for, you know, stuff I don't like, that then you're not for free speech.
It's like free credit report when you were like, hey, this isn't free.
Well, it's not like free for anything.
It's not free.
Her previous role from 22 to 25 was the contractor for the U.S. State Department during the Biden administration.
Really?
She worked for Deborah Lipstadt, the special envoy to modern terror and combat anti-Semitism.
Prior to that, she spent two years at the American Jewish Committee, AJC, as the assistant director of program development.
On her LinkedIn, she says she was responsible for developing and managing high-level advocacy and policy delegations to Israel for political, press, and media, religious, and civic and academic thought leaders.
During the AJC video in 2023, she explained that she was raised as a traditional and conservative Jew and took a 10-month gap program in Israel after she graduated from college.
She spoke on how during her first month at the university, a BDS motion that is, I always can't remember, that is boycott divestment and sanction motion.
You know, people want to boycott products from Israel was brought and she dedicated herself wholeheartedly to combating it.
She spoke on how she realized how passionate her Zionist identity was during the 2014's Operation Protective Edge.
I knew the well-being of Jews worldwide and the security of Israel would be issues of lifelong importance to me.
After graduating from the university, she made Alia and what I don't know what that means.
Alia means you become an Israeli citizen.
Oh, no kidding.
Yeah.
Togli Jewish.
Toggle means like higher.
So she attained the position of a Jewish citizen and joined the IDF, where she spent two and a half years as a Madricot Shurian, an instructor in the Armored Corps.
For many, this may seem like a contradiction, she noted, adding that it could seem strange that a woman who identifies as liberal and progressive is also a Zionist, so committed as to join the IDF.
But she said that for her, these two identities go hand in hand.
Yeah, the fascists, the Zionist Fascist Party was the original name of it.
Scratch a liberal, and there's a fascist underneath.
Eric Fingerhut, that's the real name.
Finger the Hutt.
President and CEO of the Jewish Federations of North America said in March 2024 that TikTok has helped fuel a horrific spike in anti-Semitism that our communities are feeling every day.
And it's time to take action.
You know, saying that anti-Semitism is on the rise is like saying that, you know, anti-Nazism was on the rise in the 40s, right?
It's like it doesn't come out of nowhere.
They're feeling it from their kids because, by the way, when he said green blat, that piece of garbage, when he goes, well, we need more stuff like Tagli, that weird word he said, that's called birthright.
That's the birth.
My ex-girlfriend did that.
They send American Jewish kids on a trip to Israel and they call it birthright.
Okay.
And then they try to get you laid with another Jewish kid because it's like a Nazi eugenic reading program.
My girl told me all about it.
No, not just that.
They purposely put these like hot IDF soldiers, both male and female, inject them into the group.
Hopefully they fall in love with one of these people and then move to the forest.
And they told me.
They told me.
She told me all about this.
And because that thing of being liberal, but the fascist state of fucking Israel doesn't compute, my girl got mad because they had these SNIAS police, they're called, who instead of sending hot Israelis, they were sending these people to tell the girls they look too slutty.
So she got all up in her liberal feelings.
Like, don't tell, even though she's very Zionist, she didn't succumb to it because they screwed up at the time.
But now that's where you hear the bullshit that they love gay people, right?
They love gays.
We support gays.
Russell and Keaton showed that piece of garbage destiny took a trip to Israel to tell the IDF to stop putting their crimes on TikTok.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
That's how evil Destiny is.
He took a job to go, and for God's sake, when you torture and kill people, don't put it on TikTok.
I mean, he's straight up saying shit like that.
Well, Eric Finger, I think his original name was Eric Finger Pizza Hut, which I love finger pizza huts.
Those are nice, right?
They're much smaller pieces of pizza at the finger hut.
Meet TikTok's new Zionist censorship czar, Erica Mendel.
She's former IDF instructor, now employed to run TikTok's hate speech enforcement.
The head of the ADL previously said Israel has a TikTok problem.
Now a devout Zionist can censor the platform.
And there she is.
She's a good girl and do what she's told to.
There she is on Faces of American Jewry.
TikTok updated its guidelines 15 days after hiring a former IDF soldier and proud Zionist to fight anti-Semitism.
Calling the IDF terrorists now violates community guidelines.
They also changed all racial supremacy as hate speech to only white supremacy.
Now that's telling, Jimmy.
That's a bit telling.
That kind of gives away your deal.
On the left, so these are the previous guidelines, and on the right are the updated guidelines.
So the previous guideline says portraying protected groups as inherently dangerous, such as calling them criminals or terrorists.
Over here, protected attributes mean personal characteristics that you are either born with or immutable or it would cause severe psychological harm if you were forced to change them or were attacked because of them.
This includes caste, ethnicity, national origin.
What if I'm Palestinian, bitch?
And so before, you can't portray any hateful ideology, including claiming supremacy over a protected group, such as a racial supremacy.
But now it says claims of supremacy over protected groups, such as white supremacy, not racial supremacy, just white.
So they're changing it already.
And of course, as you were talking about, Israel soldiers deployed in Gaza post their abuses on social media.
And they were told not to do this now.
Israel soldiers told not to publish war videos as some flee vacations because a guy went on vacation.
Where was he on vacation at?
In Brazil.
And they tried to arrest him for his war crimes that he had posted on TikTok.
While he was on vacation in Brazil, they're like, hey, this is a war criminal.
So that's what.
You know, they're going to Argentina now.
Do you know that, Jimmy?
They're fleeing to Argentina?
Yes, of course they are.
A holidaying Israel's Israeli soldier was forced to flee Brazil after a judge ordered an investigation into his war crime conduct in Gaza.
It's just one case in a growing list where Israel soldiers have been tracked down on vacation and threatened with arrest.
That's great.
In fact, is there a hotline I can call to report a suspected IDF war criminal?
Well, I guess America, nothing will happen to them here.
No.
Boy, that's great.
That is great.
So if you'd like to hear me make jokes about this, you can come see me in Rutherford, New Jersey, Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver, Appleton, Wisconsin, Chicago, Louisville, Kentucky, and Fort Wynn, Indiana.
Of course, that's who's running the pop.
It's like they, it's, it's, yeah.
I'm prejudiced against Muslims and Arabs.
I can't be clear about that.
My natural state as a good person is to be prejudiced against Arabs.
And so understand, I was prejudiced towards Israel this whole, my whole life.
The fact that I'm not, that I'm calling it out means Israel is despicable what they did.
Because, yeah, no, I remember the good old days when I was like, oh, it's the Muslims.
But a funny thing happened over 20 years where them having one rule of not drawing their guy doesn't seem so bad compared to what we've had for the last 20 years, which is don't say anything about anything.
You know?
I owe the Muslims an apology, actually.
Okay.
So I actually did a story on TikTok, just the exact story of just saying, hey, this lady got hired to run the content moderation at TikTok.
And then I get a call from my friend who she knows very well connected with the high-up people.
And she said, TikTok?
Yeah.
And she says, hey, by the way, I saw your post.
They're going through right now and they're doing like a full scan of people who are large accounts posting about Israel-Palestine.
I'd probably take that down right now because they're going through and sweeping the whole thing.
And she's like, some people are getting perma-banned.
Because at that point, I had just got my account unbanned from the previous ban for saying that Alexis Wilkins, Cash Patel's girlfriend, might be, you know, honeypotting him.
So then that video got like 500,000 views within a few hours.
And then I wake up the next day, boom, account banned.
And so I'm tying those together.
And then she, you know, got in touch with people, worked really hard to get my account unbanned.
And then so this is like two days later, I did this video.
She's like, they're going through right now and they're just banning people.
So do you still have your TikTok as of now?
Yeah.
Did you take that post down?
I took it down.
Oh, look.
So that worked.
It worked.
So it worked.
They got you to self-censor.
I know.
And even though it was just a story, it wasn't even, I was just saying, hey, by the way, this lady is now hired.
That is apparently against their guidelines, just saying, hey, so-and-so works there.
It wasn't even like, you know, I'm not using any kind of strong language like, you know, you're using right now, Kurt.
I was just saying, hey, by the way, this lady is fired.
She made Aliyah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, our TikTok account was doing well, right, Misha?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were almost at the point where somebody accuses me of anti-Semitism.
I mean, I guess you can, but it don't work.
Number one, I receive anti-Semitism for many years because people think I'm Jewish a lot.
Me too.
And I'm from New York, dude.
I mean, I've been knee-deep and curly-ass Bible pussy for 20 years.
You know, ain't nobody going to tell me I don't do the Jews.
Okay?
Yeah.
Like I said, if I'm not with you, that's your fault.
That's not my fault.
I don't debate anybody.
I want you to convince me that what I saw with my eyes is wrong.
That's what I want you to be right if you're so Zionist.
Make me not see the awful shit I've seen for the last two years.
Please, please do that for me.
So this guy, John Oliver, who is a douchebag, did a great segment.
Doesn't mean he can't do a great segment now and then, but he's an establishment shill.
For sure.
He's there to keep you voting Democrat, to keep you believing in the two-party system.
That's what John Oliver's job is.
He's there to gaslight you about real solutions.
And he's there to stoke your hate for half the country.
he doesn't want to be deported and uh but here he did a video where he made uh he so the reason why i want to show this is because i was at dinner the other night and uh people cannot help but bring up what uh that when donald trump lies Like, do you see that thing where he brought up the chart and he was lying about it?
Did you think the thing where the guy and he was lying about the chart?
And I'm like, yeah, that's not a big deal to me that the president is lying about economic numbers.
Remember when an autopeng was your president?
Geniuses?
So that's what I, and I didn't want to get in an argument.
I didn't want to go, you know, we just went through four years of a guy who wasn't actually president.
They lied and told us he was.
But these are the lies that bother you.
I mean, they should all bother you.
I'm not saying.
But this pretend that Donald Trump is some kind of a unique liar or some kind of uniquely corrupt politician.
I don't know why it rubs me the wrong way, but it does.
Is Donald Trump insane?
Is he a liar?
Yes.
Is he a corrupt politician?
Yes.
Is he different than any other politician or president?
No.
You know what you do?
Jimmy, I realize more and more.
Go all in on their viewpoint to the point of absurdity.
That's the best move.
Go, I know, we've never had a liar before Donald Trump.
We had a great system.
I wish we could get back to Joe Biden, someone you can believe.
I wish I could put my mask back on for COVID.
A guy who had a guy who had to pardon his entire fucking family.
Back to 2014.
Back to 2014.
Because they're not human traffickers.
Even though he spent four years saying nobody's above the law, apparently nobody is the name of his entire family.
Yeah.
So John Oliver did this.
So the reason why I wanted to show this was to show you that not only are Democrats just as big a liar, but they're maniacal and psychopathic liars.
And Chuck Schumer had invented, well, he invented, well, let's watch.
But I actually want to talk less about Chuck Schumer himself and more about two of his favorite people, Joe and Eileen Bailey.
They're a couple that throughout Schumer's career, he has talked about a lot.
They're a middle-class couple in Massapequa, which is a suburb on Long Island.
Joe and Eileen Bailey, this middle-class couple, they bought into Reagan Republicanism in 1980.
Joe and Eileen are worried about losing their jobs or their friends' jobs.
The Baileys really don't believe in trickle-down.
They don't believe in a whole lot of government spending, but they believe in tax breaks for kids to go to college.
He's an insurance adjuster and lives in the New York suburbs.
By New York standards, he makes $50,000 a year.
If he lived in the middle of the country, he'd make $40,000.
Wife works in a medical office.
She makes about $20,000.
She might make $15,000 elsewhere.
And, you know, I have guided my political life through the Baileys.
The Baileys have guided Chuck Schumer's political life, which is a little weird given.
They don't exist.
Seriously, he invented them.
Schumer first introduced the world to the Baileys in his 2007 book, Positively American, Winning Back the Middle Class Majority, One Family at a Time.
In it, he mentions the Baileys an astonishing 265 times in 264 pages.
But he'd apparently been talking about them for years before the book was published.
One of his former spokespeople said he's always asking, what would the Baileys think?
And to be fair, Schumer acknowledges that some may find this a little weird.
If you ask my staff, I've been talking about and talking to the Baileys for 15 years.
I have conversations with them.
One of my staffers once said I had imaginary friends to the press.
Got me in some trouble.
But these people are real and I respect them and I really love them and I care about them.
Okay, sure, but they're literally not real, Joe.
But even if you can understand the potential utility of creating a prototypical voter in your head, this goes way beyond that because Schumer's given the Baileys an unnecessarily detailed backstory.
For instance, he said, Joe takes off his cap and sings along with the national anthem before the occasional Islanders game.
Okay.
And when their daughter Megan, oh yeah, they've got kids, by the way, told Eileen a friend was caught cheating on a quiz, Eileen was appalled because lying is not tolerated in the house ever.
Also, Eileen apparently helps with the clothing drive at her church and her father had a prostate cancer scare a few years ago.
Again, this is a made-up family.
None of these people exist.
But wait, I'm still not done.
Apparently, Joe Bailey would never have a goatee.
They watch Sex in the City and Desperate Housewives, though Joe pretends not to like either show.
They think most baseball players probably take steroids.
And if they were to ever go out to a Chinese restaurant, they would order kung pow chicken.
That is a J.R.R. Tolkien level of gratuitous backstory.
And I don't say that lightly.
But the Baileys do seem to have a lot of sway over Schumer's politics, as he's brought them up when discussing everything from the 2008 financial crisis to cybersecurity, which he framed as protecting the security the Baileys feel when they go online to buy birthday presents.
And to hear Schumer tell it, the Baileys' views can be complicated.
The Baileys are not anti-immigration, but they are anti-illegal immigration.
They really dislike the Enron executives who stole money, but they hate the people who burn the flag even more.
They are pro-choice.
They understand that a fundamental decision like that should be made by the individual, but they're glad their church isn't.
Really?
Are you sure about that?
And the more you hear about the Baileys, the more it feels like they represent a very particular slice of the electorate.
Schumer said that they supported the civil rights and anti-Vietnam war movements because they understood that morality was on the side of the protesters.
But starting in the late 60s, when those protesters cursed the returning veterans and Stokely Carmichael advocated armed resistance against the white ruling class, the Baileys were lost, which fun fact is both a misleading history of the civil rights movement and what people who never supported it tend to say.
And yet Schumer will insist the Baileys' concerns are widespread and that they could just as easily have been the Ramirezes of Portchester, the Kims of Elk Grove, California, or the Salims of Dearborn, Michigan.
But crucially, for all he talks about how much he loves the Baileys, they don't seem to return that love.
Because in 2021, he explained how the Baileys had voted in the past few presidential elections.
They voted for Clinton and then they voted for Bush.
They're not a member of one party or another.
They're independent.
Did they vote for Donald Trump?
Both of them did in 2016.
Joe Bailey still did in 2020 with misgivings.
But she didn't.
The Baileys voted for Trump.
And just this March, a reporter actually got an update on their voting history.
You said the Baileys voted for Trump in 2016.
They split Trump Biden in 2020.
I'm wondering who they voted for in 2023.
They probably voted for Trump.
They probably voted for Trump.
But if you asked them why, I think they'd say above all crime.
Okay, so to recap, of the six votes the Baileys had across the last three presidential elections, five went to Donald Trump, most recently because of crime, which, for what it's worth, was down in every category last year, with violent crime at its lowest rate in 20 years.
They also think the civil rights movement went too far and aren't against immigration, just illegal immigration.
And this is the couple who, in Chuck Schumer's own words, have guided his political life.
And at this point, it might be worth asking, is that a good idea?
Because the truth is, Schumer's devotion to his imaginary friends may help explain why he and the Democratic Party have been so underwhelming in recent years, because he seems to be focusing a huge amount on the interest of the Baileys from Long Island, while forgetting other voters actually exist.
And look, I'm not saying that we shouldn't think about how his messaging plays with suburban middle-class voters with pretty right-of-center views, or that they're not theoretically winnable in the future.
What I am saying is by tailoring your policies so heavily to them, you are pulling yourself to the right.
And in doing so, could be alienating not only the rest of your base, but new voters looking for a party that speaks for them.
So, Senator Schumer, at least when it comes to formulating policy, it might be time to break up with the Baileys, which really shouldn't be that hard to do, given that politically, it seems they've already broken up with you.
So, go ahead, turn Kirt up.
Go ahead.
Schumer's more in touch with voters than this idiot, by the way.
That's exactly kind of stupid.
Do they sound stupid?
Yeah, that's what the people are mostly.
And so Oliver imagines in his head he's talking to their kids, you know, millennials that like John Oliver.
It's just like some boomer liberals and their dumb kids watch John Oliver and laugh at the boomer liberals, but they're going to be them.
If they're lucky, if they're lucky and can get a house, they'll be them.
His home country of UK that I'm sure he never wants to go back to, by the way, he's like somebody to love actually.
Like he really thinks that voting is real still.
Chuck Schumer and that weird occultic tulpa he made in his mind are closer to reality than this dipshit here.
Because they all love Schumer before.
Colbert's dancing around with him.
Remember?
Colbert's daughter.
They're having a nice vaccine dance.
They're high-fiving, Schumer.
So now you got a problem with the Baileys?
Fuck Oliver.
I'm on Schumer's side.
I'm going to start putting cheese on Raw Hamburger now.
So the reason why I showed you that was because it's funny, but B, the real reason I showed you that is because when people tell you that Donald Trump and they love to go out, and it's easy to make fun of Donald Trump.
Everybody does it.
That's why it's so easy.
Right?
And because he's basically a salesman as a president, right?
He didn't come up.
It's hard now.
He didn't come up.
Because I want to make fun of his support of Israel and you can't really do that.
Yeah.
Or you get kicked out.
But it's just this idea that Donald Trump invented lying or that he's the only one or he's the worst or whatever.
That's that what he just showed you there is psychopathology.
That this through 30, 40 years, he's had this made-up couple that he insists is real.
He can't just say, you know, Joe Blow and his wife on Long Island.
I know these people.
This is what they think like.
He has to make up a, he made up that their kids had, he had a cancer scare and his kids got caught on a thing and he made, they made up, he made up something.
He read stats.
He based this egregor he created his head off of real stats that he knows about.
The question is, if you knew how the Baileys felt this whole time, why were you the fake Trump opponent?
Yeah.
Why were you kneeling to BLM with a whatever the hell Kenya scarf they all did that with?
Like you knew about this the whole time and you're your fictional family.
You knew about what they wanted the whole time and you went against it.
And now suddenly this loser John Oliver, who should be put in a catapult and sent back to the UK immediately, he just noticed you suck.
Schumer's right in this case.
The imaginary family that he thought up in his head is closer to reality than any New York liberal moron.
That's a fact.
Okay, but that's not the point of me showing this.
The point of me showing this is to show you how crazy the Democratic leader in the Senate is and has been and has been for decades and decades.
They're all crazy.
They all spin sensational, fabulous stories.
They're all fabulists.
You only mock it when it's okay.
Now it's okay for John Oliver to bring it up.
Yeah, that's right.
That's another thing.
Now it's okay for John Oliver to mock it, I guess.
I guess, because what I think happened was the phone call went out.
We got to get rid of Chuck Schumer.
Oh, so now it's okay to make fun of him.
They're going to get AOC to take his job.
So there's a plan by the donor class behind the scene.
And John Oliver got the note somehow that it's okay to make fun of Chuck Schumer now because we're going to get rid of him.
They don't even have to let him in on the plan.
That's what I think happened.
In fact, here May says, fun fact, in 2007, Schumer changed the name of the Baileys.
Before 2007, he called them Joe and Eileen O'Reilly.
He changed the name of his imaginary friends for his book.
Uh, so Scott Jennings had tweeted out: if you, you know, he's that, he's the right-wing commentator that's uh hired to be on the panels at CNN.
He says, if you don't watch anything else today, take seven minutes and behold that Chuck Schumer has invented fictional New Yorkers named the Baileys, developed an entire backstory for them over several years, and based his entire worldview on them.
Does he belong in the Senate or an asylum?
So that's pretty funny.
But this person here says the Baileys are a fictional construct based on a high-level hypothetical.
This is too complex for simple minds like Scott Jennings.
So they think you are crazy.
No, that's not what that is.
Chuck Schumer didn't say this is a construct or I'm basing this on an amalgamation of a bunch of people that I know.
No, he's saying these are real people.
He's inventing fake people, giving you fake backstories, telling you that he talked to them.
He talks to them.
He said, I talk to them.
So this isn't what that is.
This is a guy being a psychopathic liar.
Well, okay, he is, but the thing that's funny is, if you know Long Island, that incoherence is literally a lot of the Tim Dillon talks about nonstop because he's from there.
They're like that.
The thing that's weird is to make up a fake family instead of a real one.
Yeah, why not?
Just weird amalgam family.
Why does he choose a real family?
Because he doesn't actually talk to anybody.
He cooks cheese on the ground.
But do you see how he cooks a cheeseburger, Kurt?
I'm surprised how in touch he is with the pulse of Long Island with his made-up family.
I'm genuinely impressed.
All these people, it's not hypotheticals.
So why make up a family?
Why make up a family?
That's the part that shows you how crazy.
I'm not saying any specific real people, you know, from Long Island, my guess.
The people that are cheering this on privately are not like right-wing Republicans, they're not MAGA people.
A lot of our friends are in the media and also Democrats that worked on Joe Biden's campaign that worked on other campaigns.
They're saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around this city.
So we've been talking about Trump's takeover of D.C. and the left's hair is on fire over it, right?
And we got to see how this shakes out.
We've been talking about like what is he going to do with homeless people?
25% of homeless people are children.
Are you just going to take the homeless people and put them in prison?
So we've been talking a lot about it.
But guess an unlikely ally in Trump's idea to take over the police departments of Democratic cities, MSNBC.
You think I'm kidding?
Yes.
Morning, Joe.
Here's Morning Joe.
Listen to what Morning Joe Ball says.
As long as the president focuses and the FBI focuses and the National Guard focuses on safety and security and not being an ominous force in that city, but just providing support in a partnership role to the D.C. police, that'll be a great thing.
If they step over that line, obviously that's something that, you know, we can do two things at once.
And if they move into a more ominous role, that is something that we need to obviously, and everybody needs to bring up with real concerns.
But I will, you know, I will just go back to the fact that the people that are cheering this on privately are not like right-wing Republicans.
They're not MAGA people.
A lot of our friends are in the media and also Democrats that worked on Joe Biden's campaign that worked on other campaigns that are saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around this city.
If the federal So there is Joe Scarborough telling you that the people who are quietly cheering on Donald Trump's takeover of the D.C. police and his crackdown, authoritative crackdown, the people who are cheering that on aren't MAGA.
He's saying the people who are cheering that are people in the media, people who worked for Joe Biden, Democrats who worked in the Joe Biden White House.
That's what he's saying, that the people cheering this on are quietly, not publicly, the people quietly cheering this on.
That's what he just said.
Why aren't they loudly cheering it on if they're so afraid?
Are you that much of a...
Yeah, they can't be seen being on the side of Trump, Kurt.
Well, I mean, that's more than your safety.
This is what some people are so lucky.
Just why they all went along with the completely manufactured trans crisis in this country.
There never was a trans crisis, and it was manufactured by J.B. Britzker's family.
By the intelligence community, and it's another way to keep people divided.
And it worked like a big pharma thing, too.
It didn't cut.
Right.
It's a big pharma thing, and it came from BlackRock.
It came from the top of the three companies that own everything.
And here he is telling you that the people who are cheering this on are Democrats who worked for Joe Biden, people in the media.
Maybe because Joe Scarborough is hoping Trump's police will find the real killers of his mistress that time.
Government can be a positive partner in keeping the streets safe, while again, forming a partnership with the D.C. police and not taking over, then at least the people I've spoken with that live in D.C. day in,
day out see this as so there he is and here is Mr. Hardball himself Chris Hardball They brought him back on to talk about this and he's going to tell you that Trump has got the Democrats in a pickle because they're they're out there defending crime watch watch this and the murder rate you can't keep
saying violent crime is down, but the murder rate's up to the average person.
The murder up's about life and death.
You don't brag about a rising murder rate.
And the Democrats are, I agree with you, Mika, they're falling into the trap of defending what's indefensible.
It's a trap.
Yes, it's a trap.
I mean, it's not a winner politically to say, oh, you're wrong.
Look at the data.
Because, you know, if one violent crime happens in a very heavily popularly part of the city, people hear about it.
And it's visceral.
They don't want it.
And they want to, they'll gravitate to the person who appears to be doing something about it.
You say to the average, do you hear what he said?
He said the average person murder is life and death.
I think to all the persons, Chris.
murder is life and death to all the persons unless you guys have some secret technology I don't.
So they're saying that this is bad for the Democrats.
They're seen as defending the indefensible, saying, sure, the murder rate's gone up, but rest of the crime's not like that doesn't cut it.
The worst one?
The worst one.
Yeah, the worst one's up.
That's way up, though.
But everything else.
Everything else.
So let me play Joe Scarborough one more time for you.
As long as the president focuses and the FBI focuses and the National Guard focuses on safety and security and not being an ominous force in that city, but just providing support and a partnership role to the D.C. police, that'll be a great thing.
If they step over that line, obviously that's something that, you know, we can do two things at once.
And if they move into a more ominous role, that is something that we need to obviously and everybody needs to bring up with real concerns.
But I will just go back to the fact that the people that are cheering this on privately are not like right-wing Republicans.
They're not MAGA people.
A lot of our friends are in the media and also Democrats that worked on Joe Biden's campaign, that worked on other campaigns that are saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around this city.
If the federal government can be a positive partner in keeping the streets safe, while again, forming a partnership with the DC police and not taking over, then at least the people I've spoken with that live in D.C. day in, day out see this as a, I mean, I guess he's going to say as a positive, but that's where the clip ends.
I got that from my Carlos.
Remember, he went and kissed Trump's hand, the ring, right away?
Because Trump used to talk about somebody should look into Joe's mistress.
Viso said she was killed.
Very suspicious.
Remember, he was throwing that out back in 2016, and they were furious at him.
And all of a sudden, they're kissing his ring because now the new daddy controls that file, I guess.
So the Democrats are done.
I don't know why people think there's hope for them at all.
There's not.
Well, the only hope.
The only hope for the Democrats is Trump.
I mean, they don't have to do anything.
They don't have to be good.
Kamala Harris didn't have to have a campaign that made sense.
She didn't have to appear to believe in anything because if you don't vote for me, Trump.
Yeah.
It's the greatest get out of jail free card.
It's the greatest get out of jail free card in the history of politics.
And the Democrats have been playing that since 2016.
Yeah, I know I'm horrible, but Trump.
I know I'm demented, but Trump.
I know I'm lying to you.
I know I'm lying to you about being demented, but Trump.
I know I'm lying to you about giving you a public option, but Trump.
I'm lying to you about a minimum wage, but Trump.
They've been playing that card.
That's the only card they have to play because the Democrats are horrible.
And just as we had Dylan Radigan say, the worst thing that could come of this is people thinking that the Democrats are an alternative.
That's going to be dumb enough.
And that's been the message of this show is that you're a fool if you fall back into this.
Democrats are better than Republicans or Republicans are better than Democrats because here we are.
You live in the two-lie system, okay?
Two lies are Republicans and Democrats, and they switch back and forth every few years.
Remember the Reagan Democrats?
Get ready in the future for the Trump Democrats.
The Democrats like Joe Scarborough is going to be a proto-Trump Democrat.
Hey, this is craziness.
We should have some rules.
And we need police.
They'll all be united by their love of Israel, though.
I can promise you that.
Don't worry about that.
Yeah, they're all joined by their love of Israel.
We have more in common than we have.
How wild that Joe Scarborough spills the beans and that the people quietly cheering on Trump's takeover of the DC police are Democrats, powerful Democrats who work and powerful people in the media.
That's pretty interesting.
I think it's a great, well, actually, it was Chris Hartball that came Chris Hardball said this, but I think it's amazing that these elites have figured out that to the average person, murder is life again.
From your ivory tower above death itself, you finally realized what the hell?
What was that?
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