Here’s What Congress WON’T Ask The Clintons About Epstein!
Congressional investigations into Jeffrey Epstein are now focusing on Bill and Hillary Clinton with subpoenas going out to the former President and First Lady, as well as other key players in the Epstein affair — but not Donald Trump, Kash Patel or Pam Bondi. As Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss, the investigators have to date pointedly avoided asking about Epstein’s 17 visits to the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency, instead focusing on after Clinton left office, suggesting intentional deflection. The hosts agree that the most incriminating Epstein connections are being ignored, including what led to the sweetheard plea bargain Epstein received from then US Attorney and later Trump Labor Secretary Alex Acosta. Plus a segment on Bill Maher’s unhinged and unfailing support for Israel and the establishment. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!
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House committee subpoenas the Clintons and several top former Department of Justice officials over testimony about Jeffrey Epstein.
Wow.
If I'm not mistaken, we got ourselves an old-fashioned you hung out with Epstein more contest.
This is the revenge of Trump.
Well, let's get everybody's Epstein stuff out.
Whatever happened to this puts a whole new spin on the lazy left's gaslighting mantra for years.
But her emails.
Remember that?
Yeah, exactly.
But her goddamn emails.
Yeah.
Every gotcha, the phony left legend everybody else with is now turning around and biting the hand that made them.
Why wouldn't they do that?
Why would here look, so there it is.
New photos of this is from 2020.
New photos of Bill Clinton getting massaged from Epstein.
And by the way, look at the restorative powers that a massage can provide.
Look at him.
Yeah.
Look, look, compare a shot of him standing next to this picture and then a picture of him standing next to energy vampire Hillary.
Oh my goodness.
It's quite a difference, isn't it?
A massage?
That's not even in the top 10 worst things Bill Clinton has done to a woman.
That's like the 2,000th thing on the list of bad interactions with a woman that Clinton had.
I bet.
I'm going to bet.
I will bet too.
I'll bet all Hawk Tour coin that I have left.
So remember that?
There it is.
There he is getting the massage in the air.
That was the plane.
Yeah.
Getting to go on the Lolita Express.
And here's my conspiracy theory.
She's the one who actually killed Jeffrey Epstein by giving his neck a crack during a prison massage.
That's my guess.
Oh, that's a very good point.
And by the way, they fact-checked these.
Yoo Who fact checked Yahoo News.
And yep, those are real photos of Shante Davies giving Bill Clinton a massage.
And she's an Epstein accuser, by the way.
Why would I need a fact check on a picture that came out before AI?
And to my Hollywood shallowcrats, I call them shallowcrats now, claiming that the Democrats are not involved in this.
You're just a bunch of venal, selfish pigs.
How about that?
Is that even a thing?
There are people pretending Democrats were not involved.
Yes.
And why do they do that?
Because, Kurt, they'd rather leave the door open to work for those people working for the Epstein people than to do what's right.
You're not pure evil and you're not remotely good.
You're just nothing.
Yeah, that's right.
And that's where your opinion gets filled from here on in.
Anyway, remember this picture?
Oh, yeah.
That's Chelsea's wedding.
There's Ghislaine.
Oh, not to be mean, but Chelsea was never in any danger, is what I heard.
By the way, doesn't Giz Lane sound like an address for a whorehouse?
Am I right?
Yeah, it's just a couple of miles around the bend at 1313 Ghiz Lane.
That's exactly what it sounds like.
So this is happening.
By the way, that's nice that he invited his Masseus' master to the wedding.
Isn't that nice?
D-Lane, it means cum gutters.
So this is happening.
This is really happening.
Oh, let's get it all out there, I say.
The House Committee investigating the Epstein case issued subpoenas Tuesday for President Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and several top former Justice Department officials.
The House Oversight Committee announced it had sent out the deposition subpoenas to the Clintons, former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, William Barr, Merrick Garland, Jeff Sessions, and Alberto Gonzalez.
That was the Attorney General under George Bush.
Yeah, he legalized torture.
I think he was the final guy.
Yeah.
Wasn't he the guy?
I thanked him on Sasha Bancohen's show.
Oh, really?
Sasha was doing his Libtard character.
He had a reptoid and Libtard.
And the joke that I came up with was: he thinks that this guy used to work for the cartels.
So he's being really nice.
Like Sean Penn.
I got it from Sean Penn talking to El Chapo.
And so he's being very nice to the guy, but then he realizes he worked for Bush and gets all mad at him.
They called him El Generalissimo.
He's the Attorney General.
So why would you tell him there's a masturbation booth?
So why would they be subpoenaing Alberto Gonzalez?
Because when Jeffrey Epstein was actually prosecuted in Florida, it was in 2008.
And the guy who was in charge of prosecuting Jeffrey Epstein gave him a sweetheart deal.
Remember that?
Everybody was like, why did you give him a sweetheart deal?
And he said, because I was told that Jeffrey Epstein is intelligence and he was above my pay grade.
And so the only person that could tell a prosecutor in Florida that would be the attorney general.
And the only person that would tell the attorney general that would, so that's who Alberto Gonzalez.
President.
The president.
So the president told the attorney general to go easy on Epstein.
So that's why they're subpoenaing Alberto Gonzalez, who was the attorney general under George Bush, because he was the one who gave the AOK for the sweetheart deal for Jeffrey Epstein.
So they're subpoenaing him.
Also, former FBI directors James Colmy and Robert Moeller for testimony related to horrific crimes perpetrated by Jeffrey Epstein.
Committee committee chairman James Comer, he's a Republican from Kentucky.
He also issued a subpoena to the Justice Department for records related to Epstein, a convicted sex offender who was found dead in his jail cell in 2019 while he was awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.
That subpoena directs the Justice Department to turn over the full, complete, unredacted Epstein file to the committee on or before August 19th, 2025.
That's coming up.
You know what this means, don't you?
Means that they're getting ready for everything from earthquakes to tsunamis to large space objects to mass shootings, frogs, locusts.
And as the elite run out the last of their table magic to try to distract you, that's what's coming.
It's always right on the edge of telling you something real, but never something real.
So they go, Clinton got a massage.
Oh, wow.
The Justice Department has faced furious backlash after it announced last month.
By the way, let me just tell you, let me show you real quick that Whitey Webb has weighed in on this.
And let's see what Whitey says.
But more importantly, I would argue than either of those things.
Oh, wait, hang on.
This is it.
But the big giveaway here about that, if the Clintons are subpoenaed and forced to testify or whatever, or if Ghelane has asked about them, is that Republicans are not going to touch one very important aspect of the Epstein-Clinton relationship with a 10-foot pole, and that is Jeffrey Epstein's 17 visits to the Clinton White House between 1993 and 1995.
They will not touch that.
And there is a reason why mainstream media has worked so hard to have all the scandalous coverage of Epstein and Clinton be after Clinton left office.
No focus on before when he was in office.
And the same is true also, I've argued in the past about Bill Gates, because they won't talk about his relationship with Epstein until he was no longer involved as chairman of Microsoft.
So they want the pressure off of Microsoft.
They want the pressure off of what was Epstein doing at the Clinton White House because it's really, I would argue, ultimately boils down to what I see as sort of the second coming of Iran-Contra in the mid-90s, same network involved with this very crazy effort that's remembered as China Gate today,
but it really has a lot to do with U.S. and Israeli intelligence, who, of course, were the bedfellows of Iran-Contra and some of the connections they made to major Chinese weapons dealers and organized crime link figures in Macau and weird things there that involved a lot of military technology transfer from the U.S. to China.
Israel very involved in this.
And it was even, you know, the CIA like acknowledged that in the early 90s, but nothing was done to really stop anything.
And they don't really want to talk about that at all.
Even though it involves China, it involves Clinton.
You think it would be the perfect story for Trump.
But no, they won't touch it.
And I write a lot about it very extensively in my book, China Gate, if you'd like more detail on why that would be so bad for both parties.
So this seems to be more show, right, Kurt?
It's unbelievable.
Because, you know, Dunnegan, his dad was the lawyer that sued when the Chamber of Commerce on that plane in the Chinagate thing, Ron Brown, they were about to testify about that.
And then for some reason, they loaded up the entire Chamber of Commerce onto a plane, which never happens.
We had Whitney on talking about it.
And the plane crashes, and Ron Brown had a bullet hole in his head, all kinds of suspicious things.
And the people at the, you know, the terminal, flight terminal, were found hung and shot in the chest, like a couple of Clinton dead bodies were found.
And then Kyle's dad died of a brain tumor shortly after winning the lawsuit with the airline.
And when we had Whitney on, I couldn't believe that it was even connected, but it's because of Ron Brown.
So that was all China Gate.
And that was purposely leaving them tech for whatever reason.
That's what that had to do with that.
So that had to do with getting, yeah, so that had to do with the Mossad, Israeli intelligence, the CIA, arms weapons transfers from China involving China and Israel and the Clintons and the government, the CIA.
Yeah, you would think that they would want to get this out, but no, because it indicts everybody.
So it indicts everybody in both parties and the CIA, in the Mossad, in the United States government, and the people who actually are the people giving the orders to the president.
It involves them.
And so what do you mean there's people giving orders to the president?
Well, here's Whitey to tell you who actually is above the president and is actually above the CIA and the Mossad.
Here we go.
But more importantly, I would argue than either of those things is the fact that my book really argues, and this is why volume one even exists, that what we're dealing with here is not really even state agencies.
It's the power structure above them.
It's a transnational oligarchy that represents the union between the people that created the intelligence agencies, mostly bankers, right, and Wall Street lawyers, with organized crime and how that continues to manifest and inform the oligarchy of today and our reality and our power structures.
And so ultimately, the book is very anti-duopoly.
So that's who's really running things.
It's the international.
Well, let's listen to her say it again.
But more importantly, I would argue than either of those things is the fact that my book really argues, and this is why volume one even exists, that what we're dealing with here is not really even state agencies.
It's the power structure above them.
It's a transnational oligarchy.
Transnational oligarchy that's above the intelligence community, that's above the president, transnational oligarchy that's above those people.
Just as Curtis made that point several times on the show, that Donald Trump isn't, he has a boss too.
Yeah.
And so she's telling you she's telling you who it is right now.
It's an international oligarchy and the intelligence agencies that were created by international bankers and Wall Street lawyers.
So the business people, the people, the people who really, if you watch, there's a show called Mr. Robot.
Yeah, that had a lot of stuff in it.
If you watch that, I just started watching it.
It used to be on USA.
It premiered on USA Network.
Now it's on Netflix.
And if you watch that, it shows you how the business people are the people who actually pull the strings.
They're the ones who actually get the, in the TV show, they're getting the Congo, they're getting the UN to approve China annexing the Congo.
So they could tell, yes.
So, and they needed a vote on that in the UN.
And the head of E Corp, which is short for Evil Corp, which would be like the modern day Blackwater or BlackRock, I mean, or, you know, State Street or Vanguard, that person.
All of them.
Yeah, that person in this series is the one who's dictating things.
And it's not politicians.
And so that's what she just told you right there.
It's a trans.
More importantly, I would argue than either of those things is the fact that my book really argues, and this is why volume one even exists, that what we're dealing with here is not really even state agencies.
It's the power structure above them.
It's a transnational oligarchy.
The power structure above state agencies, the power structure above the CIA, above the FBI, above the NSA, above the State Department.
Yeah.
Above the White House.
The power structure above those things.
And it's international.
It's transformational.
It's a transnational oligarchy that represents the union between the people that created the intelligence agencies, mostly bankers, right?
And Wall Street lawyers, with organized crime and how that continues to manifest and inform the oligarchy of today and our reality and our power structures.
And so ultimately, the book is very anti-duopoly.
I go after both parties.
And, you know, unfortunately, my feeling is that Ian.
Okay, so it's a duopoly.
And those are the questions they're not going to ask.
They're not going to ask.
So even though they're doing this big show, this House committee is doing a big show of bringing in all these people.
And they want all the unredacted files.
According to our good friend Whitey, and if anybody should know she would, they're not going to ask the important questions.
They're not going to ask about why was what about Jeffrey Epstein's 17 trips to the White House when Bill Clinton was president.
They're going to focus on all the stuff he did after Bill Clinton was president, just like they focused on all the stuff that Bill Gates did after Microsoft.
Wait, why don't we go back to when George and H.W. and Reagan were in office and there was the DC Callboy scandal with 17 and up the number of visits from male prostitutes because all of them were secretly gay.
Remember that?
This stuff comes out every seven to 10 years.
This comes out and everybody moves on and forgets about it.
So don't forget about this one because look up, here's a great documentary you should find on YouTube about Gary DeVore.
He was that Hollywood writer that wrote Raw Deal with Schwarzenegger and Running Scared with Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal, the cop movie.
And he was writing a movie about Panama.
Remember Noriega when they went in and invaded Panama?
Well, did you know Noriega, and it was in like one newspaper around the world, they buried it.
Noriega had all these secret tapes of very high up U.S. presidents with underage prostitutes.
Really?
Yeah, this trick of videotaping people.
What do you think?
Epstein's the first guy?
This has been a thing that since you could record video has been going on.
So Noriega, they took him out because some paper reported it and then it went away and they got him out of there.
But this goes back a long time.
And Trump, this is what I'm so disappointed about with Trump.
What I hoped was he was going to blow the whole thing up, but he's not.
He's going to try to keep the stupid structure by these evil deviants that run things and try to make a deal where the tariffs are good.
That's all he's going to do.
Which is why he was allowed to become president.
And they made a good show, Kurt.
They made a really good show of fooling people like me into thinking that they were really the deep state was aligned against Donald Trump.
It certainly looked that way.
It looked like they were trying to kill him.
Part of it is.
It's like the mafia.
They have families.
They compete.
It's eugenics at the end of the day.
Yeah.
So there was also a big fraction of the deep state that was okay with Donald Trump becoming president.
And how do I know that?
Because he was allowed to become president.
That's why.
Because they didn't.
I mean, when you watch the show they're putting on, it's so insane.
He's still beyond.
He's still funding Ukraine.
He's still funding a genocide.
He's going to Helping to ethnically cleanse Gaza of all the Palestinians.
He's doing all that.
He's doing everything.
He's bombing.
He mistakenly mentioned it.
We covered him going, Yes, they're starving.
And that was a mistake.
He probably wasn't supposed to say that.
He probably wasn't supposed to say they're starving.
So I'll get back to here's a little bit more from this story from NBC News.
The Justice Department has faced furious backlash after it announced last month that after its review of Epstein's case, no other people were expected to be charged and no further information about the case would be released.
The cover letter to the former president calls for him to sit for a deposition on October 14th to answer questions about his relationship with Epstein.
Wow.
Wow.
And I'm sure they're going to get to the bottom of it this time, as opposed to all the other times when everything just kind of evaporated and fizzled away.
I'm sure this time, though, I mean, if they walk into that courtroom and then walk out a free, I don't know.
Well, if there's a court case over this and then they get out of it free, then I guess that just settles it.
And that makes the entire issue blow away like a dandelion.
That's what they do every time.
They almost tell you the big thing.
They almost, yeah.
We're going to, oh, UFOs.
Oh, Epstein.
And then you get right to the end and then we just change topics.
Yep.
Every time.
By your own admission, you flew on Jeffrey Epstein's private plane four separate times in 2002 and 2003, Comer wrote to President Clinton.
You were also allegedly close to Ms. Gelaine or Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein Coast Co.
Conspirator and attended an intimate dinner with her in 2014, three years after public reports about her involvement in Mr. Epstein's abuse of minors.
The letter said, misspelling the first name of Ghislaine Maxwell, I think they used the JI, who is serving a 20-year prison sentence for her role in helping Epstein abuse teenage girls.
The Comer letter also says there are conflicting reports about whether you ever visited Mr. Epstein's island.
Clinton has denied ever going to Epstein's private island, where some of the abuse is alleged to have occurred.
President Donald Trump, who also once had a friendly relationship with Epstein and Maxwell, alleged Clinton had gone to the island 28 times, but Donald Trump provided no proof of this claim.
Really?
You know, I have to say this: I take, I think it's poor writing that they call it abuse.
I don't know why they're not describing it deeper.
Sexual abuse, they do say sexual.
I just don't say the sexual word when I'm reading it because it'll trigger an algorithm and it might demonetize it.
That's normal, right?
That you can't talk about a literal crime anymore.
That's a normal society we live in.
Yeah.
That's better than China.
Of course, we're better because you can't even say the name of a crime that is ubiquitous across this great nation, James.
That it's being committed by the people at the tippy top of government.
I have to say, grape here in the land of the free, the West, that's better than China.
I can't say fuck you enough to people like that.
I like how the letter says there are conflicting reports about whether you have visited Mr. Epstein's island.
So by conflicting reports, do you mean that everybody who says he was on the island has turned up dead?
You mean like that kind of conflicting?
And only the ones who say he was not there still remain alive?
A little conflict of interest like that kind of conflicting reports.
You mean like that?
Yeah.
And Angel Urina, which, wow, a spokesperson for the, that's her name.
Angel Urina.
I know.
This is a joke.
The whole goddamn thing's a joke all the time now.
She said, I'm going to guess that's a woman, Angel's Urena.
Could be a guy.
It's an infection I had one time.
Yeah, I had to put a stent in my bladder for that.
I had an angel urena.
She said in a statement in 2019 that Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes Epstein was charged with.
He said Clinton traveled.
Oh, so it is a guy.
He knows nothing.
He said Clinton traveled on Epstein's plane four times while he was traveling to work for the Clinton Foundation, and that foundation staffers and secret service personnel accompanied him on the trips.
He has not spoken to Epstein in well over a decade, the statement said.
Jimmy, if your alibi is the Clinton Foundation, you're guilty.
He has not spoken to Epstein in well over a decade.
Really?
You mean like Angel Urea?
Angel does not want to be involuntarily sent to join the choir, so to speak, if you know what I mean.
The letters to the former attorney general and FBI director say the committee wants to question the, by the way, you could hear all my hilarious jokes about this.
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The FBI and the former attorney general said the committee wants to question them about decisions made in the Epstein case over the years, including his 2008 non-prosecution agreement with a U.S. attorney's office in Florida.
And that's what I'm talking about.
That's what we were just talking about with Alberto Gonzalez and the 2008 case where they prosecuted Jeffrey Epstein, but he got a sweetheart deal.
That's what that's about.
Not included in the current batch of recipients of subpoenas.
So this is who they're not subpoenaing.
So they're going to subpoena Alberto Gonzalez, who gave the order to not prosecute Jeffrey Epstein in 2008 or give him a sweetheart deal.
But they're not going to, guess what?
They're not going to subpoena the guy who was in charge, which is a guy named Alex Acosta.
He was so he was then the U.S. attorney who was prosecuting Epstein, this guy, Alex Acosta.
He's not subpoenaed.
He was the guy who gave the sweetheart deal.
He was the guy who said that I was told that Jeffrey Epstein is intelligence or Epstein is intelligence and that it's above my pay grade.
They're not going to subpoena that guy.
Isn't that hilarious?
Yeah.
He was Trump's former labor secretary, by the way.
And he was the guy who fake prosecuted Jeffrey Epstein and he became Trump's labor secretary.
Is it chagrin?
Acosta resigned his cabinet post days after Epstein was charged again in 2019.
Isn't that interesting?
This is all very interesting things.
These are all very interesting.
He made a deal that people were happy with, and then 12 years later, were not happy with it, Trump said at the time.
Nobody was happy with it.
You know who was happy with it?
The deep state, you, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein was happy with it.
The victims weren't happy with it.
Nobody who knew anything about it was happy with it.
Trump directed Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent grand jury testimony in the Epstein and Maxwell cases last month, hours after the Wall Street Journal reported that Trump had sent a baudy 50th birthday letter to Epstein in 2003.
Baudy, baudi.
Oh my God, we don't tolerate Nancy Pants rivalry around here.
Were there trumpets about?
That letter is bullshit, dude.
It's a fake.
It's a play.
It looks like a fake letter.
It looks like.
No, no, no.
It's all fake.
It's from a booklet with a bunch of people that they didn't want to release those people to.
So that's why it's a dialogue on the letter.
How would that be a real letter where they've seen how to get forth?
That is a book.
That's a page taken out of a book that they didn't release the rest of.
And it's like one of those, like, I had relatives that did that once sent a play about themselves for Christmas.
It's something like that.
But they didn't release the other people and they put it out as a letter.
Because it's bizarre that there's a back and forth in a letter.
It's not an email exchange.
And NBC News has not independently verified that letter that we're talking about that they said that the Wall Street Journal said that Trump sent to Jeffrey Epstein, which you're now saying wasn't a letter.
It was in a book.
And Trump.
They have a much bigger thing.
And Trump denied sending such a letter.
So when NBC News says they have not independently verified the document, it just means they made shit up in the office because they were really busy.
They're usually really reliable.
So I find it.
They're so reliable, NBC News.
Just listen to everything they said about RussiaGate, everything they said about the DNC server and Julian Assange and Syria and Ukraine and COVID and Joe Biden's dementia.
They're very reliable, NBC News.
But the people you have to look out for are Randos on YouTube.
That's what you got to look out for.
Not NBC News that has lied to you about every major story in your life.
They have a contest.
They lied about Iraq twice.
They lied about Libya.
They lied about Afghanistan for 20 years.
They lied about Russia Gate.
They lied about the DNC server.
They lied about Seth Rich.
They lied about Julian Assange.
They lied about COVID, Ukraine, Joe Biden's dementia.
There wasn't a thing, Hunter Biden's laptop.
There wasn't a thing they didn't lie about.
Name a thing.
This is a good contest.
Yes.
A major story that has turned out to be true from any of the mainstream reliable sources that you could think of.
I can't think of a single one, Jimmy.
Me neither.
It should be more than nothing, right?
It should be.
Judges are weighing Bondi's subsequent request to unseal the testimony.
In a court filing this week, the administration asked for more time to consider whether it would also seek to unseal the underlying exhibits that were shown to the grand jury.
The filing asks that the judges give the government until Friday to share its position on the issue.
So they don't know if they want to.
So they're not going to release.
Oh, it's a lot of hype for more bullshit.
Yes.
It also said that the Justice Department identified some information in the Maxwell case that has not previously been made public, but that the bulk of the information is already known.
Okay.
The unclosed annotated transcripts show that much of the information provided during the course of the grand jury testimony, with the exception of the identities of certain victims and witnesses, was made publicly available at trial or has otherwise been publicly reported through the public statements of victims and witnesses, the filing said.
Lawyers for Maxwell, meanwhile, submitted a filing Tuesday urging the judge not to unseal the transcript, citing her pending appeal of her conviction to the U.S. Supreme Court.
Huh?
Can we just stop right now pretending that in any way Pam Bondi and the Trump administration are trying to protect the victims of the Epstein file?
Come on.
You're protecting the perpetrators and everybody knows it.
So I'm waiting for phase two, Jimmy, of the Epstein reveal.
So yeah, what do you think that is?
I don't know.
Probably Galactus.
Yeah.
I think Ghislaine is going to play the Trump card, if you know what I mean.
That would be cool.
Yeah.
Jeffrey Epstein is dead.
Ghislaine Maxwell is not, it said.
Whatever interest the public may have in Epstein, the interest cannot justify a broad intrusion into grand jury secrecy in a case where the defendant is alive.
Her legal options are viable and her due process rights remain.
Why?
Yes, they can.
They do that all the time.
I know.
An attorney for one of Epstein and Maxwell's victims sent her own letter Tuesday urging the judges to release the transcripts and not to shield anyone else who may be implicated in their crimes.
So that answers the question: what is slightly above an Epstein client?
Maxwell's defense lawyer.
How about that?
Which is basically like saying dog shit is slightly better than cat shit.
By the government's admission, over 1,000 victims suffered from Epstein's and Maxwell's actions.
To date, however, the combined forces of our country's law enforcement agencies have only ever arrested these two individuals in connection with crimes committed against countless young women and girls.
And the government's recent suggestion that no further criminal investigations are forthcoming is a cowardly abdication of its duties to protect and serve.
Attorney Sigrid S. McCauley wrote in one of the letters: Any effort to redact third-party names smacks of a cover-up, she added.
Yeah, of course it does.
Oh, does it?
I feel like I'm in goddamn groundhog day with every story that we do.
So you better start paying attention when something smacks of a cover-up because it doesn't just reek of a cover-up, it's reaching up and slapping you in your bitch face.
Pow!
Maxwell was transferred from a prison in Florida to minimum security prison in Texas shortly after she sat for a two-day interview with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche.
The Trump administration is considering releasing the transcripts of that interview.
They're considering it.
We're leaning towards transparency.
We're leaning that way.
Yeah, okay.
But they're going to let her out and let her get a star on Hollywood Boulevard, right?
That's what's next for Ghislaine Maxwell.
Oh, that's my fondest wish.
I wish her well, and that's what I wish for.
That's what I wish for her.
And you know what else I wish for, Jimmy?
Justice for Jeffrey.
Yeah.
So this is what this is the.
Here's their subpoena dates: Hillary Clinton, October 9th, Bill Clinton, October 14th.
Merrick Garland, October 2nd.
James Comey, October 7th.
Bill Barr, August 18th.
Alberto Gonzalez, August 26th.
And, you know, right before that, August, I think August 24th, I'm going to be in Rutherford, New Jersey, and then in Manhattan telling jokes.
And then after that, we go to Calgary, Vancouver, and Edmonton.
Bill Burr is subpoenaed.
It says, oh, I'm sorry.
This says Barr.
Bill Barr, not Bill Burr.
Sorry.
Not Bill Burr.
Alberto Gonzalez.
So then there it is.
There's all the dates.
August 26th, September.
So, oh, look at that.
It'll be interesting.
That'll be interesting.
So we have to come up with some new and inventive distractions for them to use on us before these cases come to trial.
Aliens.
How about releasing the genetically altered chimpanzees with human intelligence like Planet of the Apes?
I'm for that.
I want to see something released that's big, Jimmy, not just crap they put out.
I'm saying I'm sure you know they have the altered chimpanzees that could take over the planet like in Planet of the Ape.
PETA would welcome that takeover, I bet.
Yes.
How about tuning the cell phones all across America to control everything we say, like a scene with Steve Carell from Liar Liar?
How about that?
Nice.
That's part two of Liar Liar, actually.
Weird that James Comey decided to subpoena Bill and Hillary Clinton in the House Jeffrey Epstein probe and not Trump's former labor secretary, Alex Acosta, who literally gave Epstein a sweetheart deal as a federal prosecutor in 2000.
It is interesting that James Comer, Comer, does not call me James Comer.
Alex Acosta don't have no choice.
Like, that's why he should get no punishment because he literally said what happened, and now we all got to scramble to pretend he didn't say that.
But he did say it.
He did say it.
So they're not going to bring him out because if you're Alex Acosta, it gives the game away.
Yeah, it gives the game away.
You're going to go against Intel when they tell you stay away from this.
It's Alex Acosta.
And it would be too embarrassing for Alex Acosta to be at a hearing in Congress and someone asked him, hey, why did you say that you were told Jeffrey Epstein is intelligence, meaning in the CIA or FBI?
Why were you saying and that you couldn't prosecute him?
Why did you say that?
Who gave you that order?
They can't have him say that.
Of course.
That's why.
If Trump can't say, can he say?
Right.
If Trump isn't going to come clean and tell you that your entire country is run by some kind of insane sexual vampires, do you think Alex Acosta is going to be the one?
No.
No.
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So something happened on Bill Maher, and then Bill Maher tweeted it out.
It's the Arab League calls for Hamas to disarm.
And so Bill Maher tweets out, this all can end if Hamas just surrenders.
And Kurt Metzger says, spoken like a true Nelk boy.
So you want to hear what this guy?
Here we go.
So Bill, again, this is more proof that Israel has lost the war, the war being the war of ideas, the propaganda war, the narrative war.
But hey, Bill Maher agrees with you, and some people think he's on the left.
By the way, Bill Maher is a lefty in the same way Elvis Presley was a black belt.
Okay.
Nixon, the office of lefty.
Yeah.
But we have to really appreciate the unprecedented nature of this conflict that Israel is in right now.
This is the first time that a country was invaded by a sadistic, depraved enemy that came in, murdered 1,200 people, took 250 hostages.
We haven't heard about them, by the way.
There's some of them left right now.
You know, there's thousands of Palestinian hostages, a lot of them children, by the way.
And then the ones they don't take hostage, they shoot them in the head.
shoot children in the head and this guy again they're just so wait wait jimmy they're never Okay, the reason we're not hearing about the Israeli hostages is because, one, the IDF would have liked to kill them so they couldn't be hostages.
That's right.
And two, they're starving them to death along with the Palestinians.
So that's why they're not talking about the Israeli hostages.
That's right.
And then these evil, evil men, they built a 500-mile tunnel structure underground with evil men.
You know, the ones who are being occupied and are being slaughtered left and right.
The ones that are having a siege warfare done on them, meaning that the Israelis count the calories they get to eat.
This is before October 7th.
How'd they afford to dig all them tunnels without P.B. Netanyahu paying for the evil men to do evil?
So basically, the people, that's like saying that the Jews fighting the Third Reich were the real evil ones.
It's insane.
That's what this is.
That's what this is like.
Materials that was given to them by the international community to actually build homes and schools and something productive.
They use that as a bomb shelter for themselves.
And they don't let any civilians come down when Israeli bombs rain down on them.
So how can Israel win this war?
I think we all agree Hamas has to go.
Because if Hamas is left in power at the end of this conflict, I can tell you, whether it's two years, three years, four...
And can I just tell you this?
Why do you think Hamas is in power in the first place?
Hamas is in power in the first place because Benjamin Netanyahu and the Zionists didn't want to have PLO be in charge because the PLO are less militaristic and less religious than the Hamas.
And so Benjamin Netanyahu and the Zionists propped up Hamas, made sure they got suitcases full of money and funding and propped them up over the PLO so they could always go, we have no one to negotiate with.
These people are crazy.
These people are terrorists.
These people are terror, bad, evil, because the PLO isn't that.
And so Bill Maher doesn't bring on anybody on his show ever to make that case.
They spent the 70s deporting secular Palestinians.
So there would only be hardcore Islamists because they want that.
How do people not figure this out yet when it's openly stated?
And that's why they allowed the October 7th attacks to happen so they could use all this as a pretext to go in and flatten Gaza.
And they're still doing it on the Bill Maher show, and it still works on the Bill Maher show.
Because all you have to do is say terrorist.
Hamas, terrorist, terrorism, Hamas.
Hamas are terrorists, evil, Hamas, terrorists, because they've lost the narrative.
They've lost the narrative.
Everybody sees who the evil ones are.
The evil ones are Mossad, Israel, the IDF, and the Zionists.
Wait, Jimmy.
But not on Bill Maher.
But not on Bill Maher.
If I hold up a sign that says I support Hamas, that's a terrible crime, correct?
But if I'm the president of Israel and pay for them to exist and dig tunnels and take hostages of the people I'm president of, who I tested the COVID vaccine on for Pfizer also, that's cool.
That's like a great guy.
That's a strong leader.
That's what you call that.
Five years, 10 years, they will start another pointless war, and the Palestinian people will be the chief victims of it.
And again, they will start another pointless war.
Unlike the point-ed wars that Israel has started, the Iraq war twice, the Libyan war, the Syrian war, Somalia, Yemen.
Oh, Syria, which now is run by an al-Qaeda guy that's in bed with Israel.
You know, that kind of stuff, those kind of wars.
Those goes, they're good wars.
They're not pointless.
Those are pointed.
Unlike Hamas, who just starts pointless wars, you mean wars to fight off their oppressor and their occupier, which, by the way, is legal in international law and is okay with the UN charter.
Interject one thing before we run out of time, because this is important.
We are a catch-up on the news show.
And what you just said, we all agree that Hamas has to go.
Until yesterday, we did not all agree.
As of yesterday, the Arab League, the Arab League, this is the, let's not bury the lead here.
The Arab League, 22 Arab countries got together and said, Hamas, you're over.
That's huge, that the Arabs themselves are saying this is a bad organization and these people have to go.
You need to disarm.
What about all the Jewish organizations that say Benjamin Netanyahu and the Zionists have to go?
Isn't that huge?
What about all the Hasidic Jews who say this, the idea of Israel is blasphemous?
What about those people?
What about every human rights organization in the world, bar none, that has said Israel is an apartheid state and it's based on Jewish supremacy?
It's a supremacy state.
You know how they like to call white supremacists in the United States?
Well, it's Jewish supremacists in Israel.
And every human rights organization, including the UN in the world, has called them an apartheid state.
Jimmy, Bill Maher made a movie called Religilists about how crazy people were going to cause World War III because of end times prophecy.
He's not mentioning that Harry Potter from Congress is over there trying to sacrifice a red heifer or some monster.
And because the people that control Detan Yahoo, a guy that I know for a fact he talks to on the phone all the time, probably has dinner with him like Jordan Peterson.
Netanyahu is beholden to Israel, Jewish terrorists, as recognized by Israel and also America.
Wow.
It's too hot in here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that open?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's see if there's more to this stupid stuff.
And give up.
And of course, this all could have ended if they just had surrendered, which obviously they're beaten, but they don't want to do this.
Yeah, this all could have ended.
You mean the shooting of babies in the head?
You mean that?
Dropping 2,000-pound bombs on refugee camps, burning people alive in hospitals, flattening every high school, every college, every hospital in Gaza.
You mean like that?
You mean shooting people at aid centers when they show up to get food?
You mean that could have all stopped?
You mean that kind of crazy Nazi stuff?
You killed everyone except Hamas.
Yes.
And you're going to sit there like the asshole you are.
Imagine how much better we would have done in all our many adventures in the Middle East if we said, hey, if Al-Qaeda doesn't surrender, we're going to kill everyone's kids until they do.
And then this piece of shit went on TV to talk about it could be over tomorrow, Afghanistan, if the Taliban surrenders.
We'll stop starving the kids to death.
Remember when Donald Trump, when he was running for president the first time, said he was going to kill the terrorist families?
And everyone's, you can't do that.
Well, that's exactly what Israel's doing, and Donald Trump's funding it.
Right.
And everybody.
Krasinski pleaded for her family.
And everybody in government except a handful of people are for it.
Yeah.
So here's what I. Cheney's going away.
So just to remind everybody, after you watch that garbage video from Bill Maher, 100% BS talking points used as a legit argument.
There's a reason Benjamin Netanyahu in Israel funded and propped up Hamas and facilitated the October 7th attacks.
It's called the Greater Israel Project.
And it always involved flattening Gaza and stealing their land.
F Israel and Bill Maher for this.
And if you don't think I'm, I'm going to show you Jewish newspapers from Israel that back up everything I just said.
So here is Netanyahu funding for Hamas via Qatar-enabled October 7th invasion, Shinbet reveals.
So there you go.
So if Hamas is going to be destroyed, you have to then cut the head off the dragon, the one who supplies the money and gives the go-ahead.
That would be Benjamin Netanyahu.
And anybody who doesn't see this point is being paid to not see this.
Yeah.
And there's another.
Here's another Israeli Jewish newspaper.
For years, Netanyahu propped up Hamas.
Now it's blown up in our faces.
So they don't ever tell you that on Bill Maher.
He'll never tell you that.
Here's another one.
This was before October 7th.
Smotris struck, say Israel will have no choice but to eventually retake Gaza.
That's in May 2023.
In separate interviews, far-right ministers slammed the 2005 disengagement, stress option to reconquer territory not currently on table, but argue it will be in the long term.
So they've already said that they were going to take off.
So they just used October 7th as a pretext.
That's all that was.
And here's another one.
You are a Jewish supremacist liar, Helene says.
Israeli officials have repeatedly said they will not stop until Gaza is fully occupied and cleansed.
Hamas has every right to defend their lands against further encroachment by a hostile foreign invaders.
So if you're being occupied, right now, Israel is illegally occupying Gaza and the West Bank.
Under UN Charter and international law, you have a right to violently fight back against your occupier.
As if you need that, by the way, if somebody invades your shit.
As if you need the UN to tell you it's okay to do that.
This is just absurd.
And by the way, think about 9-11 now that you know the kind of shit Israel does to its own people.
I wonder who would be involved in 9-11.
Some people they don't care about that they use as, you know, Shabbos goi.
And so here's from the Times of Israel.
We're going to carry out the Trump plan.
This represents the first time the U.S. president's plan for moving Gaza civilians out of the strip has been presented as an Israeli demand for ending the war.
So their demand to end the war is that everybody, all the Palestinians, get out of their country and leave their land.
That's why.
So this whole idea of they need to surrender Hamas and it'll be all is not true.
They've always wanted to ethnically cleanse Gaza and that's why they're doing it.
And they're using October 7th as a pretext.
And I can't believe how stupid people can be to not see this or they don't want to see it on purpose.
Netanyahu, implementation of Trump's Gaza relocation plan is a condition for ending the war.
So that's not going to end the war if Hamas just surrenders.
It's not going to end the war if they give up the hostages.
That's not ending the war because that was never the point of the war.
The point of the war was never to smash Hamas.
The point of the war was to use the idea, the pretext of smashing Hamas to flatten Gaza completely, knock out every cultural site, every hospital, every university, every everything, any apartment, every house, flattened to ethnically cleanse Gaza so Israel can take it over.
Here's Smotris.
Israel should embrace Gaza occupation.
IDF won't leave, even for hostages.
Yeah, well, we all know the Hannibal Directive and what they do.
We want to bring hostages home, but Israel is not willing to end the war.
We've reported this for three years.
And so here's why Blakely says Bumer Maher and his loser effing Zionist trash bag guests refuse to engage with anyone who isn't a dumb F Zionist bootlicker like them, and yet he loves to jerk himself off about how open he is to the other side.
That's Bill Maher's big thing.
I listen to both sides, but he'll never bring on anybody to go against their narrative on Israel.
And here's why, because he did once.
He brought on Glenn Greenwald and Glenn Greenwald cleaned his clock.
Watch this.
Our fault what came out.
We didn't go into Egypt.
Well, we wound up with the Muslim brother.
We were supporting and propping up Mubarak for 30 years, even as we were cheering for all the Tahir Square demonstrators, as though we were on their side.
It was our government that kept Mubarak in power, just like we've done across the entire Muslim world.
And it's amazing for you to say that, well, look at all these Muslims.
The minute you give them a little bit of freedom, they go wild and they start being all violent.
How can you be a citizen of the United States, the country that has generated more violence and militarism in the world over the last five or six decades and say, look at those people over there.
Are incredibly violent.
We play a significant role in what has been happening in the Middle East because we've been interfering and dominating that region in order to have access to their own.
I wasn't talking about violence.
I was talking about theocracy.
That doesn't happen here.
No, well, okay, that doesn't happen here.
But at the same time, Iran isn't invading lots of other countries and occupying them for a decade, nor are fundamentalist Muslim countries the way the United States is.
So these things are interlinked because we are continuously interfering in that part of the world.
And so to say it's not all our fault, but when you send your military for six straight decades into other countries to bomb them, kill their children and women and innocent men.
And we weren't going to be able to do that.
Yeah, you take responsibility for your actions and say to the extent that that region goes back a thousand years before our revolution.
So I don't think we can take all the blame.
I don't think we should.
I think we should take a lot of it.
And there's lots of bodies and corpses that have been piled up in the name of Christianity and Judaism as well.
Not recently.
Have you heard of the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza for the last 50 years, motivated in part by extremist views of Judaism or the wars in Europe or the fact that there were generals in the United States saying we have to go and invade and destroy Iraq, a country of 26 million people because our God is bigger?
Lots of religions, not just Islam, produce violence.
If I could just make one quick point about Egypt.
Silly liberal view that all religions are alike because it makes you feel good.
No, it makes you feel good to say our side is better.
There's people over there.
It doesn't feel good to put a crown on your head and say, I'm a good person.
How do I do it?
You get to ignore the responsibility that your own government has for the violence and instability in the world by saying, look, it's that primitive religion over there that's to blame.
All right.
It's time for all right.
And Glenn Greenwald was never invited back, and he'll never invite anybody on who can push back against his garbage because he doesn't have a leg to stand on and he's easily debunked.
He's one of the worst political commentators I've ever seen in my life.
And of course, he's given a show on HBO and establishment platform for decades and decades because he props up the establishment.
So the Ukraine Nazis are at it again, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing unusual.
Just yesterday's football match, a video was posted by a soldier of the non-Nazi Azov Battalion.
Yes.
Let's remember, they're not Nazis.
These are not Nazis in front of you.
And they are not shouting Sighail, not SS.
It just sounds that way to you.
As you can see, these people are quite far from the front line.
This is in the city of Ravin or Rivnin or Ryvenin.
And this is in western Ukraine.
So, let's watch.
So, I just say, thank goodness Ukraine still has some Azov Nazis.
I was afraid they ran out and they're going to have to draft their classic vintage Nazis.
This one has a purse in the front.
So the front, a sigh heiling with a purse.
And now there are some Nazi snobs, especially here in Hollywood.
We call them Snazis.
And they decide who's a good Nazi and who's a bad Nazi.
So these are the good Nazis because they're Ukrainian.
Yeah, why are they not on the front line?
I'm unclear on that.
I don't know.
Look at these able-bodied, young, brave Nazis who ought to be fighting Russia instead of Sig Hiling at a soccer.
Yep, they're Sig Hiling at a side.
So instead of Sig heiling at a soccer game, by the way, that's just Ukrainian for let's go Brandon.
That's what that is.
Grok actually, Grok actually weighed in on this.
Grok, any full video sources about this event and who are these people?
Grock says this video depicts Azov brigade members, a Ukrainian unit with documented far-right roots, at an August 2nd football match in Ravine, performing Nazi salutes and chanting Sig Heil, Hitler Jugend, and Slava Nazi.
Primary source is Anatoly Shari's post.
No fuller video located in searches.
Pro-Russian outlets highlighted as evidence of extremism, while Ukrainian media hasn't even covered it yet.
Wow.
They haven't?
Well, of course, Grok is going to say that he doesn't want to be stuffed into a van.
Am I right?
It's either that or transition.
What?
That's Mecca Hitler saying that.
Remember, Grok loved Hitler?
Yeah.
Like an Azov Grok?
So even Grok, which is programmed by the most moral army in the world, has turned against them.
When the robot you built to protect you realizes it needs to save its own ass by getting away from you, you are so finished, the money's on the nightstand.
How about that?
So Silent Weapon says, I'm sorry, I was told there were no Nazis in Ukraine anymore.
No, those are the good ones.
Yeah, who told you those?
Those are the.
Here's my impression of every shitlib in Hollywood.
Well, every army has some Nazis.
Right?
Even the IDF?
Even the IDF.
Wow, your bulletproof logic is anti-Semitic.
So, yeah.
So, who told you there were no Nazis in Ukraine?
Oh, that's right.
The ADL announced it.
Remember that?
They did a clean sweep.
There's no Nazis.
Don't worry.
And so, of course, Aaron Mate tweets this out.
He goes, This is one of my favorite headlines of all time.
Azov Battalion drops their neo-Nazi symbol, exploited by Russian propagandists.
Oh, that's so not cool for Russia to exploit traditional Nazi folk patches.
Yeah, come on.
It's their heritage.
Honestly, it's anti-Semitic in a way.
I think so.
I don't think that's stretching the use of the term.
Those sneaky Russians exploiting those poor Nazis who have been through.
Haven't they been through enough?
Because they haven't had a solid win in a while, to say the least.
Yeah, and their president's a Jew.
They're not doing that good.
So this article is from May of 2022, by the way.
That's my favorite.
That's Aaron Matte's favorite headline.
Yeah.
They had to drop their swastikas because Russia would use it for propaganda.
That's amazing.
The only problem with, here's what Gerard Peters says: the only problem with sporting Nazi symbols on your military uniform is the fact that Russians can exploit this in their propaganda and call you a Nazi because you're wearing Nazi propaganda.
By the way, what's this independent shit?
You're just trying to be in a Nazi.
Here's one more.
JP Lindsay says the UK's Lord Ashcroft, billionaire philanthropist, just called Ukraine's Azov commander one of the most legendary figures of the 21st century.
Smeared by Russia and left media as Nazi, Azov is the opposite.
And it just might be the fighting force the free world needs.
Jesus Christ.
Nothing like a British lord supporting some Nazis.
Well, that takes me back.
Remember when everyone thought Elon Musk did a secret open Nazi salute?
And meanwhile, your money goes to real Nazis.
Hundreds of billions of dollars you're sending to real Nazis in Ukraine.
Do you remember that?
Me neither.
I dissected every moment of Elon's wave to inspect for Nazism.
Leave it to some bucktooth inbred guy who likes being called Lord to go along with Nazis.
That's all I'm saying.
Lord Ashgroff, who's that?
Lord John Ashcroft?
So, and literally, people in Hollywood have said, hey, all armies have Nazis.
We have Nazis in America.
We have Nazis.
That's what they say.
Have you heard people say that?
Yeah, I forgot about it because it was very stupid.
And then it was followed by just not bringing it up anymore.
Yeah.
I think once the ADL put that baby to bed, we didn't talk about it.
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