Embalmers Report Persistent Blood Clots in Corpses Since COVID Vaxx Roll Out!
Embalmers across the U.S. are reporting an alarming rise in unusual, persistent blood clots found in corpses since the rollout of the COVID-19 vaccines. In this eye-opening interview, researcher Thomas Haviland shares findings from his national survey, highlighting what embalmers say was rare or nonexistent prior to 2021. Plus segments on Israel and zonist turn on Piers Morgan and Diddy's acquitted of sex trafficing and rico charges. Featuring Thomas Haviland, Kurt Metzger, and Stef Zamorano
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Thomas Habiland spent 20 years in the United States Air Force, retiring at the rank of major.
After that, he was Major Tom.
How cool is that?
After that, Tom was a defense contractor working with the Air Force for an additional 16 years.
He's an electrical engineer and a data analyst that has worked with fighter aircraft such as the F-16 Falcon, the F-22 Raptor, and the F-117 Stealth Fighter.
Tom's career came to an abrupt halt on October 2021 when he refused to take the COVID-19 vaccine.
Good for you.
This took Tom on a journey that eventually led him to the creation of three worldwide embalmer blood clot surveys to investigate the appearance of new and unusual white fibrous clots in corpses and their potential link to the COVID vaccines.
As described by embalmers in the documentary died suddenly, the results of Tom's surveys are shocking and disturbing.
Please welcome to the show Thomas Habiland.
Hey, Tom.
Jimmy, thanks for having me on the show to talk about this very important topic.
I've got a sample here to show you in the audience.
This is the white fibrous clots we're talking about.
And Tom Tom got on stage at my show in Indianapolis and he held that up and showed the people.
And we were all horrified.
So Tom, tell me where this is and what is this?
Yeah, when I was running my third worldwide embalmer blood clot survey, the annual one last December, one of the presidents of a state funeral director association, Mr. Taylor Moore of the Tennessee Funeral Directors Association, reached out to me and said, hey, Tom, I'd like to have you come speak to my funeral directors and embalmers at my upcoming 2025 convention.
And that happened three weeks ago on June the 8th.
I traveled down to Franklin, Tennessee, just south of Nashville, and presented about an hour briefing because these embalmers, they've been seeing these clots for four years now and they want to know what's going on because they've never seen these things before prior to the years of COVID and the vaccines.
So there's some suspicion that those are connected and you're seeing these.
Hold it up again.
Show people.
Yeah.
So there's one file.
Here, I got an even more spectacular sample here, Jimmy.
This one's a five and a half inch clots about a half an inch wide.
This one was taken out of the abdominal aorta.
It's one of the largest blood vessels in the body.
So these things can be super large.
Like I said, these are embalmers with 20 or 30 years of experience.
Never know.
I never saw this phenomenon before until the years of COVID and the vaccines.
A few in the years of COVID, 2020, but then it exploded with the embalmer seeing it in 2021 after the rollout of the vaccines.
So, and we're not saying definitively that these came from the vaccines.
We're just saying it's a weird Kewinky dink.
Yeah.
And we know they have one thing in common, right?
The spike protein, right?
Yeah.
So I'll let you go ahead and show the clip.
So here, so here is you giving this presentation to these what is this group of people?
The Tennessee Funeral Directors Association.
Tennessee.
There were about 28 of them in the room who are actually doing active embalming right now.
Okay, so 28 of these people are active in embalming.
And so when they do an embalming, they take the blood out of your veins and reproduce it.
job is to get the body ready for a viewing for a funeral so they take the blood out of the body and then put formaldehyde in as a preservative to keep the corpse preserved and looking good so the skin doesn't tarnish and so no odor is detected during the uh during the viewing of the funeral service okay and here you ask some uh so we might have to turn this up because it's a little soft misha so let's hear here he asked them a question so um if
that's an embalmers can i get a show of hands in the room how many folks can you are actually doing active embalming right now raise your hands give your hands up okay so there's about the 28 people in the room who are doing active embalming right now correct of those people leave them up and of those people that have um doing active embalming if you're seeing these white fibers cloths over the last few years keep your hand up if you're not seeing them please put your hand down okay so
that's most of them hands up in the room that's interesting look around correct you can see how many hands are up hey keep your hands up now people that are other people in the funeral home funeral directors who go to the bowl other staff how many of you have seen the white fibers uh
uh clip uh
uh clots yeah jimmy it's it and this is a big deal because it's the first time that we have official acknowledgement from a state you u.s state funeral director association that these clots are indeed real and they're prevalent i actually ran a paper survey at that event that that same day and it turned out that uh of the 28 embalmers that uh said um were present there that are doing active embalming 18 of them said they were seeing the clots so that's 64 percent said they were
seeing the clots and then and then in the survey i asked them what percentage of your corpses are you seeing these clots in and that was 17 jimmy that's one out of every six corpse so these things are not rare these are quite prevalent they're showing up a lot in the dead so um so let me so so tell me what i'm looking at here yeah this is a uh photo that came out of a uh paper by rue and colleagues last uh august of 2024 rue is spell R-Y-U.
And it shows on the left there is what our normal blood plasma looks like, our fibrinogen that's in our blood.
It's a blood clotting protein produced by the liver, and it's in a liquid form in our plasma.
Whenever there's damage done to the endothelial lining, the inner walls of our blood vessels, veins, and arteries, it triggers a clotting response and it converts that liquid fibrinogen into a white solid called fibrin.
And it looks like nice smooth spaghetti noodles like there on the left.
And basically it forms like a net.
It collects our red blood cells and our platelets and it forms a clot.
And, you know, if you get a cut on your arm, the clots form there until the wound is healed.
Once the wound is healed, we have another enzyme called plasmin that comes along, attaches to that nice smooth spaghetti, breaks down the clot, and then you're good to go again.
But look on the right of the screen.
This is what happens when a fibrinogen comes in contact with spike protein, either from the virus or from the vaccine.
See all the twisted fibrin strands and the nasty nodules on there?
Yeah.
It becomes this matted mess.
And then our plasmin can't not attach to that and break it down.
So then these clots tend to grow and persist and they become these large white fibrous clots like I showed the audience at the beginning.
And we know that's what happened.
And so this was a paper.
This was a scientific paper that was that was published in Nature.
Yes, and it's peer-reviewed.
So this is a peer-reviewed paper.
Yes.
And it's showing you the effects of what the spike protein has on the normal clotting procedure inside of your veins.
And instead of looking like that, it looks like this.
Yes, our blood's natural blood clotting protein called fibrinogen is bonding with the spike protein, either from the virus or from the vaccine.
Now, if you go to the next slide, embalmer Richard Hirschman sent about a dozen samples of clots that he removed from cadavers to a doctor, a neuroscientist over in Japan named Dr. Kevin McCarran.
And Dr. McCarran looked at them under a scanning electron microscope at a magnification of 5,000 times.
And this is what he saw when he took a thin five micrometer slice of one of the embalmers clots out of a cadaver.
Now, which one does that look like more, Jimmy?
Does it look more like the nice smooth spaghetti or does it look like this twisted, misfolded mess with the nodules on it?
That's exactly.
It looks like the latter.
Yes, it looks like the exactly.
So it's evidence that the embalmer's clots are made of this same combination of our natural fibrinogen in contact with the spike protein, as I said, either from the virus or the vaccine.
And so I have one more slide here.
Tell me what this is.
This is just the same clot backed up at a view of 1,000 magnification as opposed to 5,000 magnification.
So it's backed out a little bit.
Okay.
So basically what you're seeing there, there's no wonder that our natural plasmin cannot attach to that clot and break it down, right?
It's just a twisted mess.
Okay.
And so, well, here, do you want me to show any of this stuff?
So you sent me this, the Tennessee.
Yeah, let's go through a few of the slides here.
I took a survey, like I said, with the 28.
By the way, when I took my last worldwide survey, I took a worldwide survey in 2022, 2023, and 2024.
Three years in a row, I've done this, Jimmy.
I've sent the results in each year to the FDA and CDC, and they have never contacted me once.
Ha, of course.
And like I said, my latest worldwide survey that I did last December, 301 embalmers responded to that, of which 250 of them, 83% said they were seeing the clots.
And at that time, they were seeing the clots in 27% of their corpses.
So when I asked this smaller sample size of just these Tennessee embalmers, as you can see there, three of them are funeral directors only.
They don't do any embalming.
Three are embalmers only.
They don't do any funeral directing.
But 22 of them actually do both.
They're actually funeral directors and they're actively embalming as well.
Okay.
Next slide.
And then we asked them, yeah, again, are you seeing the white fibrous clots?
As you can see there, 64%, almost two-thirds of them, 18 out of the 28, said they are indeed seeing the white fibrous clots.
Next slide.
Again, if you average all the bars together, they're seeing them in an average of 17% of their corpses, one out of every six.
And this is a phenomenon, like I said, they've never seen before prior to the years of COVID or the vaccines.
Next.
What is the longest white fibrous structure clot that you have seen or removed from a clothing?
Yeah.
Look at that.
We have seven of the embalmers said they removed a clot between three to five inches long.
Five of them said a clot between six to 12 inches long.
There was even one that said he removed a white fibrous clot over 12 inches long, Jimmy.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And this is, yeah, we, and we've seen clots actually up to several feet long.
This is highly unusual.
So your next question is, has a family member of the deceased ever asked you to look for the white fibrous structures or clots in their loved one or asked if you found the white vibrous structures, clots in their loved ones in 2025 or any year prior.
Yeah, of the 28 embalmers, only one said a person's ever asked them of that.
Now, I think maybe because a lot of people don't know about the clots, some people may know, but are too embarrassed to ask, right?
Also, the death could be very normal.
There may not be nothing suspicious or unusual about the death.
But I still think there might be this subset of people, Jimmy, who are in denial.
Maybe they know about the white fibrous clots.
Maybe they even, you know, conjoled their loved one into getting the shot.
And then they don't want to have the embalmer look for the clot because they're afraid of what they might find.
Just speculation on my part, but it's a possibility.
So here's another question.
Have you seen evidence of microclotting, also known as coffee grounds or dirty blood, in the drainage of corpses in 2025?
And yes, 70% of the embalmers said yes.
Yeah, as you know from talking to Dr. Pierre Corey, this is another phenomenon they're seeing in people too.
The embalmers don't call it microclotting.
Like I say, they call it coffee grounds.
As they're draining the blood off the corpse and trying to put the formaldehyde in, they see what looks like coffee grounds in the blood.
And this could be an indication of microclotting, which occurs at your very small blood vessels, your capillaries, and it can block the exchange of oxygen at the lungs.
And then they carry in that oxygen to all the major organs of the body, including your brain, your eyes, where you have very small blood vessels.
So, a lot of people have been suffering from brain fog and poor vision problems after taking the jabs.
That could be an indication they may have microclotting going on inside their head.
This is a phenomenon, by the way, that they had seen prior to COVID, but in less than 5% of their corpses.
If you go to the next slide, I know the Midwestern doctor's blog that I follow has also said that people's symmetry in their smiles have gone.
There's a lot less symmetry in people's smiles because of microclotting that people aren't even aware of happening.
And so, I've noticed that there's a bigger, more of a droop in my smile.
I've noticed that for sure.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about your injury.
Thank you.
And what percentage of your corpses have you seen the microclotting coffee grounds dirty blood in 2025?
Again, if you average the bars together, you get an average of 17% of the one out of six again, Jimmy.
And Dr. Richard Hirschman, the embalmer that I'm in touch with the most, says, Tom, you know, before COVID and the vaccines, I would see unusual blood in maybe 10 to 15% of my corpses.
And about 85% of people would have normal blood.
Now it's exactly flipped.
Only about 10 to 15% of my corpses have what I would consider normal blood.
And 85% of them have abnormal blood with either these microclots or the white fibrous clots in them.
So according to here, it says embalmers saw less than 5% of corpses prior to COVID and the COVID vaccines that had that.
Particularly in patients that had heavy chemotherapy.
So this is at least a tripling of this particular phenomenon as well.
So we've got a serious problem, Jimmy.
The spike protein, we believe, has really changed the blood.
Okay, there's a couple more slides here.
It says, have you noticed an increase in infant deaths either at your funeral home or your local hospital morgue in 2025 compared to the years 2019 and prior?
And one, so one embalmer, funeral director embalmer, and 11 said yes.
So almost 40% of them said yes.
They've seen an increase in infant deaths at their funeral home or their local hospital morgue compared to before COVID.
Yeah, that kind of shocked me and it's sad, isn't it?
You know, we know that actually the spike protein from the vaccine is getting through from the mother to the child because they have found it in the deliver placentas after the woman delivers the child.
Really?
She delivers the placenta and they found the spike protein from the vaccine in that.
They've also found the spike protein from the vaccine in the mother's milk as well.
So it's a very sad situation that's getting through to the child.
Here you say, what percentage increase in infant death did you see in 2025 compared to the years?
So 14 embalmers said none.
Right.
So if you just average the blue bar and the yellow bar together, if you do not include the green bar this time, you see a 14% increase for just those that saw the increase in 2025 compared to the pre-COVID year.
So they saw 14%.
That's pretty alarming, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, that is pretty alarming.
Here's one more.
Yeah, that last.
I'm sorry about the charts here.
They show up better in PowerPoint than they do in preview mode.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
What age groups, check all that applied.
Did you see an increase in the number of clots in 2025 when compared to the years 2019 and prior?
Most notable, the most notable increase was in the ages 36 and up.
Yeah, that's where that purple bar starts.
And there was nine there, then 17, then 10, and the gold bar, and then a couple.
So what's interesting about this one, Jimmy, is it actually matches pretty well Edward Dowd's data.
You know, Edward Dowd's looking at this from a completely different angle, death and disability insurance data.
And if you recall, in his data, he saw in the insurance company data a large increase in death and disability in the 36 to 50 year old age group and up starting in the third quarter of 2021.
Right.
When a lot of companies mandated the vaccines on their employees, you know, Joe Biden actually tried to make any company with more than 100 employees take these vaccines.
That's right.
Now, that eventually was shot down by the Supreme Court, but unfortunately, a lot of companies preemptively acted and made their employees get the shots anyways.
So this dovetails pretty closely with Ed's data.
And it's shocking, isn't it?
Because 36 to 50 year olds are not supposed to be having strokes and heart attacks, which we think these white fibers clots are.
That usually doesn't happen until you get in your late 50s, early 60s.
So when working-age people start having heart attacks in their 30s and early 40s, that's a bad sign.
And so again, we don't have any studies.
We're saying this needs to be studied.
This coincidence needs to be studied.
And now, have you sent your information to the new HHS director, RFK, or the new FDA or CDC directors?
Yes, I said it to Bobby Kennedy, Marty Macri at the FDA, and also Jay Bartaria at the NIH as well.
And like I said, I haven't received any callbacks from their people yet.
Oh, neither.
So even the current regime hasn't gotten back to you.
Not yet.
No, which is unfortunate, right?
Because I was hoping.
Well, they're definitely slow walking the taking away the or the what's the word?
The removal, the retraction of the mRNA platform.
They're really slow walking that.
They are, aren't they?
And it's distressing, right?
Because Big Pharma has a lot of these.
They want to use that technology for everything in the future, right?
Shingle shot, RSV shot, bird flu, the regular flu.
They want to retool all of their future vaccines using this mRNA technology using the bananoparticle delivery system.
And there's a lot of us like myself, Dr. Pierre Corey, Dr. Peter McCullough.
We just don't believe it's safe for humans.
The mRNA platform, you mean?
The mRNA platform.
And that includes Dr. Robert Malone, who is one of the, you know, he's credited with the initial discovery of how to do an mRNA platform.
He didn't invent the COVID vaccine, but he definitely is credited and he holds other patents for vaccines, but he's definitely so they tried to discredit him by saying he said something he didn't.
They're trying to say he didn't invent the COVID vaccine.
He never said that.
What he said was he was the first one to figure out how to do an mRNA platform.
And he was working at the Salk Foundation when he did that.
But he said they couldn't figure out a way to do it safely.
So, but now they are.
So now they are.
And by the way, let's remember, according to Dr. Fauci, most vaccines, you have to wait 10 to 12 years to figure out what the side effects of them are.
So when people say, oh, COVID's over, I don't want to talk about it.
Well, it's not over.
You're in the middle of it.
We are all the guinea pigs of a 10 to 12 year study on the side effects of the COVID-19 mRNA platform vaccine.
Because it usually takes 10 to 12 years.
So we're right in the middle of it.
And unfortunately, Jimmy, we still don't know a whole lot about it because I actually tried to run a survey last year with Cath Lab workers, doctors, vascular surgeons, endovascular specialists that work in what's called a catheterization lab who remove clots from living people.
And we know these clots are appearing in living people because I was contacted last year by an endovascular specialist and cardiologist in Jacksonville, Florida.
And he sent me photographs of a deep vein thrombosis white fibrous clot that he had removed from one of his patients.
But later on that month, he sent me another email, Jimmy, saying, Tom, I've been instructed to terminate communications immediately.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
So somebody got to him.
And yeah, he's a family.
So now you were not in the military when you refused your COVID vaccine.
You were working for a contractor?
That's correct.
I was working at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio, and I had already done a lot of study.
And I was looking, the CDC wasn't putting out good information.
So I looked at Public Health England, the UK data, and they had a document that was showing hundreds of thousands of breakthrough cases of COVID amongst the fully vaccinated by the early fall of 2021, right, as these mandates were coming out.
So we had gotten an email from a three-star general on the base saying, here's the date you had to get your shot by or else get kicked out of the military and government civilians or defense contractors like myself.
And he tried to shame us into getting the jab.
So I sent him back an email, Jimmy, and I said, shame on you.
Remember, this is an Air Force three-star general.
I said, shame on you.
Instead of letting us decide for ourselves whether or not to take an experimental drug, you chose to spend your time trying to guilt us into taking the jab.
Shame on you.
And I didn't just send the email to him, Jimmy.
I CC'd all 30,000 people that work at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio.
Oh.
Well, I knew what was going to happen.
I got a call a half hour later from my boss, my defense contractor boss, and I was fired from my $165,000 a year job as an engineer for shaming the Air Force three-star in front of the whole base.
And somebody had to do it.
What was the reason that they gave you?
Insubordination.
So they will not be inviting me back to.
And really, I don't think I want to go back and work with people that threw me under the bus.
It's kind of a shame.
The one good thing I saw is, you know, about a month ago, Secretary of Defense Pete Hexeth came out and did say that that order that was given to take the shot was an unlawful order.
So he officially recognized that all those generals and colonels and all the military services gave an illegal order to their troops to take that shot.
Well, the Supreme Court said that when Joe Biden tried to mandate it, that was also illegal.
Thank God for that Supreme Court for saying that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so do you get a kick out of people, you know, in a bad way?
Do you get a kick out of people who are screaming about fascism might come to America?
Like when I had Cornell West on my show, and he was afraid that if Donald Trump became president, that we would see fascism in America.
And I had to explain, a C student had to explain to him that we've already lived through fascism, the biggest fascism we've ever seen in our life.
The government mandating you take experimental medical treatments, which is Nazi-level fascism.
And they shut down people's businesses.
They shut down your business.
They arrested you for walking outside for surfing here in California.
What do you call that?
41% of all black-owned businesses shuttered and closed down permanently.
And it was all water off a duck's ass to Cornell West.
Could not give a shit because it doesn't affect him because he lives in an ivory tower and his checks didn't stop coming in.
So do you get a kick out of people when they try to scare you and say fascism might be coming?
Do you feel like we've already lived through the worst fascism you could have ever imagined?
Absolutely, Jimmy.
Because, you know, if they can make you take an experimental drug, what can't they make you do?
That to me is the ultimate tyranny.
And one of the things that really disgusted me was making little kids wear masks to school.
Yeah.
That was just awful.
And now the people who push that are trying to do Maya Coppo is saying, hey, now my kid is learning disabled.
Now my kid has been put back years and their language development has been hindered.
And so here's a question that I'm getting from our super chat.
How do we get rid of these clots?
Is there a way to get rid of them?
You know, once these large white fibrous clots have formed, there really is no way to get rid of them.
The calf lab worker that I was in touch with, that doctor, he goes in with flexible catheters that either suck the clot out, scrape it out, or actually laughs at the clot and pull it out.
So the trick is to not have them form in the first place.
And like I said, the spike protein is the culprit here.
So Dr. Peter McCullough, for example, has a protocol that consists of natokinase, bromelain, and curcumin, which are all natural supplements.
You can buy them over the counter.
You can get them on Amazon.
And they seem to do a good job of clearing the body of the toxic spike protein.
There's other things out there as well.
I've been taking the natokinese.
Dr. Pierre Corey got me on that.
Plus ivermectin, kind of a high dose.
And a couple of other things I can't remember.
How are your symptoms now, Jimmy?
Are they better?
Yeah, you know, I felt like they were a lot better.
They got a lot better.
I used to have an ocipital neuralgia, which is nerve damage in my neck, which was very painful.
It was very painful.
Just the wind blowing on my scalp would hurt.
And, you know, it's hard to tell because I'm 59.
So it's hard to tell.
Am I fatigued today or am I just 59 today, right?
So to my.
What's interesting is at that Indianapolis show where I first saw you.
I don't know if you recall, but there was a young lady sitting at the table next to me who had the exact same injury that you had.
Oh, really?
She had precipital neuralgia?
Really?
Yes.
And it was the first case I had ever heard of that.
And then I met her that night and talked to her, and she had the exact same injury you had.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's, yeah.
Wow.
And wow.
Yeah.
So that.
But as you know, there's all kinds of things going on.
Again, I hope that RFK does the studies to see if these can be attributed, what they're attributed to.
So we don't know, but we just know that there's a huge coinky dink happening.
Yeah, but you have to say the correlation is not necessarily causation.
But Jimmy, let me tell you this.
I'm seeing an awful lot of correlation here.
Fasting's right here.
Yes.
Does fasting help clear up the spike protein at all?
Do you know?
Did you have any info on that?
Some people have said that fasting does help.
It helps clear some of the nasty toxins from the body.
I don't know if it helps in this case, but I don't think it's worth it.
I mean, I would try if I'm having trouble.
Fasting is good for you.
I do intermittent fasting.
And I just want to let people know that you have a free substack, and it's called Clotastrophe.
And it's at laurakasner.substack.com.
She's my lovely assistant that helps me with these survey monkey surveys that we do every year.
And we'll be doing another one at the end of this year, Jimmy, because the CDC and the FDA are not looking at this.
So we're the only two people in the world tracking this phenomenon in the United States, Canada, UK, and Australia, New Zealand.
So we're not tracking it.
These numbers aren't going to come out.
So we've got to keep doing it until the FDA and the CDC get off their rear ends and do their job.
So Laura Kasner is spelled L-A-U-R-A-K-A-S-N-E-R, laurakasner.substack.com.
They can go find all the work, all the surveys you've done over the last three years.
Yes, sir, Jimmy.
Okay.
Well, Major Tom Haviland, I really appreciate you coming on.
Thanks for doing your work.
It was great meeting you in Indianapolis.
Glad I could finally get you on the show.
And anything you'd like to say before we say goodbye?
Did we cover it all?
Yeah, I just want to make a plea to funeral directors, embalmers, vascular surgeons, endovascular specialists, cardiologists.
You know, these things are happening.
Please come forward.
You can email me at thomashavilland at sbcglobal.net.
I would love to get in contact with you.
It's time to come forward and let the world know this is indeed happening.
And now we have video footage from Tennessee and Balmers proving it.
And now, you know, we met you on tour and we're doing our stand-up in Indianapolis.
And if people want to come see us, they can come see us.
And we're going back to Toronto on July 17th, Red Bank, New Jersey, Northampton, Massachusetts, and Concord, New Hampshire.
And then we'll be in Oxnard, California on August 3rd.
Plus a lot more dates.
Go to JimmyDoor.com for a link.
But Tom, thank you very much for coming on.
It's great to talk to you.
And hopefully we'll see you again next time.
Where do you live?
Dayton, Ohio.
Okay.
Oh, we were in Dayton, too.
I came to see you in Dayton, too.
Oh, but we didn't get a chance to talk.
We didn't get a chance to talk too long.
No, we did not.
Okay.
I enjoyed the show nonetheless.
Okay.
That Dayton, that was a fun show.
I remember that show.
Okay.
All right, Tom.
We'll talk to you again.
Thanks, buddy.
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It's time to go back to Poland.
B.B. Milikowski.
The elites have now turned on you, not because you're evil, but because you're inept, stupid, and insane at being evil, and you blew it.
You embarrassed the ones at the very top, making you the weakest link.
So here, you want to hear it.
So here he is.
Here's Piers Morgan doing some of his work.
I was told by the ambassador to UK, it was a blood libel for me to suggest that Israel had killed children.
No, I don't believe that was the case.
No, it has to do with targeting children.
No, no, no, no.
Here it is.
So here is the ambassador from Israel going to call it a blood libel.
Watch.
A few days ago, you have two doctors in Gaza who have 10 children and nine of them are killed in a bombardment by your forces.
That doesn't make people feel, oh, this is all going great.
It makes people think that you're waging a systematic destruction, not just of property and of land, but also of children.
And that's what's happening.
The percentage of children, the percentage of children that you're killing compared to the percentage of you're killing a Famas terrorist.
What is it?
Do you know?
Do you know how to do it?
Can I tell you something?
Answer me that one question.
Do you know how many Hamas terrorists you've killed and how many children you've killed?
You know, there's two numbers.
I know the numbers that came from the IDF.
I know the numbers that came from a very, very astonishing thing.
Give me the two numbers.
Wait a second.
We killed 30,000 people.
We killed 30,000 terrorists in phase one of the war.
Since the war is back, I don't have the numbers.
But let me tell you one thing.
We never target civilians.
So this question is irrelevant.
How many children have you killed?
Pierce.
Israel is not killing.
Israel is not killing children.
Hamas is using this.
Israel is killing children every single day.
Pierce, this is a blood label you're putting on Israel.
I know it's not true.
So there it is.
They accused Piers Morgan of a blood libel.
And so, and her defense is because I said so.
That's it.
Yeah, because I am a certain.
That's it.
That's it.
Go ahead.
Piers is the ultimate submissive to power.
Do you know how much of a kinky pervert you have to be for him to walk out of the orgy on this?
Right.
We're going to go, this is wrong.
Yes.
You are demented because Piers will tow, he'll carry water for almost anything.
Remember when Woodsim says, or Tucker goes, it's kind of wrong to kill children.
And he goes, is it?
Is it?
He said it's war, so you get to kill children.
That's how bad it's gotten that even Piers Morgan has now flipped on Zionism because certainly it's not profitable anymore for him.
Word is out.
Word is out.
That's what that means.
So let's watch him do it here.
I was told by the ambassador to the UK, it was a blood libel for me to suggest that Israel had killed children.
No, I don't believe that was the case.
It has to do with targeting children.
There is a difference.
Because we are hearing that Israel is targeting children and that couldn't be further from that.
Well, last week, nine out of ten children in one home where two doctors reside were killed in an airstrike.
What was that?
It's remarkable.
What was that?
That has been based only on the basis of hearsay.
You don't believe that story?
I want these stories to be...
Wait a minute.
You don't believe that those children were killed?
I have seen conflicting accounts and I want that story to be properly investigated before the international media runs with it.
You think those two parents, one of whom I think, operated on one of the children?
I have a question.
Do you think that those two doctors, the parents, they just made it up?
Why are those children there?
Nine of their ten children had been blown to pieces by an Israeli airstrike.
If this is true...
You don't believe it.
Well, why on earth was artificially generated imagery used to promote this story when it first happened?
I've got to say, Natasha, I think what you've just said about that family is despicable.
We've seen time and time again.
I'm sorry.
It's despicable.
What is truly despicable?
Somebody, you talk about blood libel, like Dave said, you talk about blood libel, you talk about lies, you talk about promoting propaganda.
And here you sit here as a lawyer and you say that you do not believe those nine children were killed.
I didn't say that.
You're putting words in my mouth.
Do you believe it or not?
I said that there were conflicting accounts and it needs to be investigated.
Do you believe it?
I thought you would be the first person The parents said nine of their ten children were killed.
Do you believe them or not?
They haven't said that directly.
Or did those two doctors make it up?
They haven't said that directly as far as I have seen.
I have seen second-hand accounts and hearsay.
But it's important to ask, why are these civilians still there?
Why is it that uniquely...
Actually, no, it's important to ask whether you believe that family have lost nine of their ten children.
I want to know why the international community...
You don't, do you?
You don't.
And this goes to the point that I would say about Israel generally now in this war now.
Why are the Palestinian civilians?
Israel says they don't believe anything.
Everything.
Coming out to come up.
Every story that comes out about the deaths of civilians in Gaza...
Because there is a track record of lives.
Someone will pop up representing the Israeli government saying, ah, it's propaganda.
It's not true.
I've heard it's not right.
I've heard it didn't happen.
So there's Paris Morgan flipping on Zionists and Israel.
And I know everybody's waiting for Michael Rappaport to be the next one to flip.
Imagine being forced to like Michael Rappaport again because he did that.
You know, I always...
He was always good and stuff.
In fact, in Fallout, the series, he's great in that.
He's such a scum.
And I was talking to my buddy, Johnny Pemberton, on the show, and I'm like...
He was like, yeah, nobody knew.
Like, he just came and did his job.
But like, Michael Rappaport's horrifying.
And he's definitely being paid.
That's 100%, I promise you, he got paid.
Hasbro money.
And so here is the Zionists turning...
So they already called Piers Morgan a blood libelist because he's saying that they're killing children.
I think we can now officially declare Piers Morgan is an anti-Semite, says this Zionist genocide defender.
Isn't that wild?
Yeah.
Oh, when does it become official?
Will that be on my tattoo?
Zionism and Judaism are not the same thing, although the Zionists want to conflate them.
I can't believe I'm anti-Semite.
Because then they can call any criticism of Zionism anti-Semitism.
But Zionism is to Judaism what the KKK is to Christianity.
That's a great way to put it.
That's a great way to put it.
I've been followed...
So this is...
I don't even know...
Amical Chikiti says, I've been following Piers Morgan's interview
of the war from the outset it was clear that like most western media his basic inclination was pro-Palestinian oh my god but he appeared to maintain a relatively fair and balanced line since then however I've witnessed a sharp and troubling descent into overt anti-Semitism so they're they're just calling him anti-Semitism So that's actually a great t-shirt, actually.
Describe Piers Morgan in two words, anti-Semite.
There it is.
And they put him in.
That's one word.
That is one word.
That's one word.
I need a t-shirt of that.
So that's it.
And he's wearing, what is that called that?
A kefirfur.
What is that called?
You know what?
Oh, a kefir or something.
Kafia.
I think it's called a shirt.
I don't want the anti-Semite on the forehead for the t-shirt.
I just want Piers Morgan in this Kafiya.
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
So it's time for Zionists.
You have to face it.
Nobody likes you.
And the ones who pretend to like you are just scared of you.
They're afraid to lose their jobs, the ones in Hollywood.
But all that fear is now going away, and you don't have a plan B. And if anyone should have a plan B, it should be someone who keeps talking about raping everyone else.
Probably stand-up comedy, I guess.
Here's another one.
Zionists had no issue with Piers Morgan being rude and arrogant for two years, cutting off anyone who dared show receipts of Israel's genocide by screaming, but do you condemn Hamas?
That was his refrain.
But the moment he turns that chaos energy on them, it's all tears and tantrums.
Here's what Piers.
Here's what I'm saying.
I didn't want to be on this side.
I'm prejudiced like a good person against Muslims.
Israel screwed up.
If Piers can't carry, if Piers can't do this show, your venue sucks.
So it's hard to pick a winner in this one, Piers Morgan or the Zionists.
There's nobody really to like on either side.
Sort of like a modern streaming service series.
Nobody's saying that Piers Morgan has come to the light.
More than likely, his masters are testing the waters by throwing him into it and seeing what attacks occur.
He's nothing but bait in the water.
Maybe that's why they call him old chum at a men's club.
Am I right?
Same as that guy, Bob Villain.
Same thing.
It's the same principle.
Bob Villain.
Villain, yeah.
So Dave Smith says, it's fascinating to watch what's happening to Piers Morgan right now because he has built one of the biggest platforms in the new media world, but it's a cycle that I've witnessed countless times.
Typically, someone who has spent their entire life being generally pro-Israel, seeing them as the good guys in their conflicts, will have a moral issue with something Israel does.
They just go too far.
In this case, it was the three-month complete blockade of food and aid to a civilian population that has already gone through over 20 months of brutal siege and bombardment.
That's my friend, the Jew Dave Smith, telling the truth about that, by the way.
That person, in this case, is Piers Morgan, is then viciously smeared for the crime of speaking out against something unconscionably wrong.
On top of that, you are subjected to the most absurd propaganda, denying that the atrocities ever happened.
All while people at the highest levels of the Israeli government brag about it.
The only response is to insult your character and your intelligence.
Well, just like America.
Just like America.
Before you're too hard on Israel, remember, your country is even worse than them.
You see how bad they are?
Yeah.
The one you live in is more devilish than them.
So don't ever put it all on the Jews because your fuckbad country is satanic.
Israel's like a little brother and they suck.
So Piers Morgan isn't a bad person.
He's just multiple decades late to understanding something that the rest of us already knew.
So just don't be mean to the slow kid.
That's what I'm saying.
Dave Smith says, of course, this has the effect of pushing people to oppose Israel even more as you recognize how comfortable the pro-Israel crowd is with lying and smearing people.
As I've said publicly many times throughout the last two years, I am still shocked at these tactics.
Israel seems to have the worst PR strategy imaginable.
It's as if they are hell-bent on making the world hate them and possibly Jews in general while they're at it.
That certainly seems what they're saying.
Yeah, because their fuel is anti-Semitism.
How do you power a golem like Israel?
See, Dave's not religious, right?
But Israel is based on like racial.
I used to dance around this for years because a lot of my friends are, you know, I was with an Israeli girl a long time.
And so, you know, if you love people, you want to overlook certain things, right?
Well, it's a eugenics thing over there.
Because if you're too religious, you'll condemn Israel because they don't live up to the reasons God gave them that land.
But if you're too secular, you're not going to be able to be moved by the religious argument.
You're just going to see it for what it is if you want to, which Dave does.
And Israel's never going to do the thing it has to do to save itself.
It has to say that they were wrong, but they never will.
So they're not going to save themselves.
They're not.
It's their pride.
It's like chewing gum.
It's going to attach to anything smart or stupid.
So they attach their pride to genocide.
Just remember for down the road, your pride destroyed you.
And, you know, here's, you know, this whole thing about what fear more than anything.
The fear.
It's fueled by fear.
Think of the stupidity of this.
Israel keeps Jews safe.
It objectively.
It really does not.
It has a policy not to do that.
If you get grabbed hostage, they're going to Hannibal directives, shoot you so that you can't be used politically.
And then you're going to have your family seeing dumb shit like, Israel has to do anything it has to.
Friends of mine have said it to my face, but you know, Israel is little, so it has to do whatever it, like Joe Pesci, just do anything.
Oh, really?
Anything?
Like trafficking American children in a sex trafficking blackmail scheme?
Is that that kind of anything?
I don't think I'm on board for that.
So I think, you know, I don't know if you've heard, I've heard whispers that Donald Trump has a plan.
And his plan, he's going to turn Gaza into a huge water park with a huge water slide.
And the water slide just drops you off in Egypt.
That's better than the water, which is full of sharks because they dump goat carcasses in it.
Yes.
Anybody who knows anything about the area would be able to tell you that.
Notice how he's saying nonsense things.
Can I have a pen?
Thank you.
My friend, Jimmy, a friend of mine, Yoni, who works on the Kill Tony show, was trapped in Israel.
Remember when Netanyahu, remember how Israel is saying, come visit Israel right now?
It's a great time because it's safe and we're winning.
But they're not winning.
So they tried to keep American Jews with passports.
They tried to keep them hostage.
Bibi was trying to hold Jewish hostages so Trump would have to do what he said.
That's a fact.
My friend, you know how he got out of Israel?
Because they closed down the airport so the Jews can't leave.
He had, luckily, he comes from money, so he got a boat and they had to sail like 1,500 miles away.
So everybody else was trapped as a hostage by Israel during the 12-day fake war.
Okay, there you go.
The Zionists have now turned on Pierce Morgan.
It's not going well for the Zionists.
I'm telling you, they really need a new PR strategy because they're losing.
Breaking news, Sean Diddy Combs' verdict is in.
He's been acquitted of the biggest charges, racketeering and sex trafficking.
Thank you.
He was found guilty of lesser charges.
Hey, guess who predicted that?
We did.
And when did we predict it?
As soon as we found out that James Comey's daughter, the former corrupt leader of the FBI, his daughter, who also handled the Ghislaine Maxwell case, was sent over to.
So she's the mop-up person for the deep state.
James Comey is the deep state.
His daughter is also.
And so here's the key takeaways.
He was acquitted of racketeering and sex trafficking charges today.
He was found guilty of two lesser charges of transportation and former girlfriend, of former girlfriends for prostitution.
Nice.
The prayer does work, Jimmy.
So the stuff that the verdict is seen as a victory for Combs, who was cleared of the most serious charges against him, his defense team opted not to call witnesses before resting.
That's because they didn't have to, because they knew the fix was in.
The fix was it.
This is all theater.
The judge is yet to decide if Combs will be released pending sentencing.
The defense requested that Combs be released today on a $1 million secured bond, subject to the conditions that he surrender his passport and limit his travel to specific jurisdictions in California, Florida, New York, and New Jersey.
Prosecutors said they will seek a four to five year Prince's prison sentence.
After all this, they're going to seek a four to that's what they're going to seek.
Four to five year.
The guy was Epstein-level corrupt.
Well, that's why he's running an organization at Epstein level.
And this is, of course, why, because he's got goods on them.
And that it's not entitled to release the trial, proves that he repeatedly violated the law came blah, blah.
Hey, you remember Bernie Kornfeld?
No.
Another guy with a harem of girls, just like Epstein.
Big pro-Israel guy back in the 70s.
And he had a house of girls just like Hugh Hefner and Bob Guccione and the guy from Hustler.
Remember, they would, and they're all pimps.
All of them are pimps.
And they made it like they're just these rich guys that they have 50 girlfriends, which looking back now, it's kind of obvious.
They're all part of Intel.
There's no rich guy that has 60 girlfriends.
Hey, come to my house and bang some of these girls.
They're just doing that to be cool.
Right.
That's to get dirt.
So a spokesperson for Combs, I have breaking news.
A spokesperson for Combs says that he plans to celebrate the verdict at home with his family in a big weird Satan orgy.
So, yeah, so everybody's trying to bend over backwards to figure out how this could be the verdict.
What is the wind direction?
Was it some social influence?
Most likely it's because all those drawers have received a brand new car along with a body in the trunk as a little reminder of who they're dealing with.
All those jurors, I'm sorry.
All those jurors have received a brand new car along with a body in the trunk as a little reminder of who they're dealing with.
I'll bet you they didn't have to do that.
I'll bet you his son recycled the plastic and threw out the pizza boxes, like his dad said in that phone call, because you saw those tapes and digital evidence they got out of his.
Did any of that go up in the trial?
No, it's not.
No, none of it did.
We already know who.
And let's remember, Kurt, that Diddy is not the scary part of this scenario.
It's the guests at his parties that are the scary part.
Look at what public look at what public perception can do to a career, especially now that Tom Hanks is relegated to playing thug number three in a bar fight scene somewhere.
Is he?
I thought he's been such a good agent.
So here, our friend Viva Fry, he called this a while ago.
Let's watch.
You have this entire blackmail extortion ring.
They went and raided Diddy's house.
There were cameras there.
We know that it involves the higher ups in the entertainment industry, if not the world of politics as well.
And this entire prosecution is reduced to P. Diddy and what we know of his abuse of Cassie and potentially Jane.
And then once you flesh out the fact that for whatever the reason, Maureen Comey, James Comey's daughter, is still involved in this trial.
This trial is a show trial because they're going to get him on something.
It might just be the trafficking for prostitution purposes, which seems undeniable.
Send him away for 10 years.
Maybe he gets out after eight.
And then you've successfully covered up the entire extortion ring that P. Diddy was running, much like what they did with Epstein.
Oh, that's very interesting.
So as Alex Jones said, he's been convicted of stuff that's legal in Vegas.
Turn up, Kurt.
So you want to hear it?
Here's Alex Jones' take.
Let's see.
Is this going to work?
It's completely legal in places like Las Vegas.
So what really happened here?
What really happened, Alex?
Well, the mere fact that James Comey's daughter was given the case out of hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of federal prosecutors, and that she's given all of the Epstein-related stuff, Ghislaine Maxwell, a whole bunch of other ones.
It all gets handed to her because daddy is on record as the controller of the not just Epstein files and videos, but all the other big sex trafficking, pedophilia operations, just like J. Edgar Hoover used that for control.
And Diddy was heavily involved with people that were above Epstein.
And so clearly she went in just like she did in all these other cases.
I mean, dozens.
And she minimizes it and contains it.
And now you notice they've had these other big lawyers pushing for Trump to pardon Ghislaine, which would be totally insane.
And then I really would think maybe Trump is in some files we don't know about, but never seen evidence of that so far.
But the fact that's been flooded to him is, as Roger Stone said, the worst dad he ever heard in his life.
So there's not just smoke, there's fire here.
And so normally I wouldn't just cover this.
It was some rich, you know, billionaire at one point rapper engaged in a bunch of pimping or whatever.
I mean, my God, Snoop Dogg admits he was a pimp for many years.
No, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is Peto stuff.
I mean, my God, he said like Justin Bieber when he's like 14 to 10.
Yeah, baby, we had some bundan on you.
You like it.
We can't tell people what we do here on the island, but it's a lot of fun.
I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's sick stuff.
But the fact they sent Comey in, who controls the Epstein file, you know, it's CIA Massad.
It's all coming up on the other side.
You know what's going on?
So Diddy.
Remember, everybody said Diddy was cooked.
Yeah.
But he's certainly a slippery character that Diddy, isn't he?
I'll tell you.
In fact, I bet right now he's getting all oiled up for his big release.
That slippery guy.
He's a slippery guy.
So there you go.
As predicted, as soon as we heard James Comey's daughter was on this case, we knew the fix was in and the fix is in.
Yeah, Whitey Webb called it as well.
I can't remember who else, but I mean, anybody that paid any attention to who was involved in the GeeLane thing, why is James Comey a guy that I thought was going to jail after his death threats to Trump?
Why is his family involved in anything?
Why has nobody gone to jail since Trump got in?
Does anybody ask that?
Nobody's gone to jail.
We deported some people of the wrong country.
I feel like less than satisfied with that.
I feel very less than satisfied with this.
They talked about a little bit on NBC.
This is coming in real time, and we have count one here.
This is the racketeering charge.
We have the count here of not guilty on racketeering.
This is coming in in real time.
We have count two also coming in here, not guilty.
That is the sex trafficking of Cassie Ventura.
Count three.
We have guilty.
Count three is guilty for the transportation of Cassie Ventura.
That is guilty.
Count four.
This is the sex trafficking of Jane.
That's a pseudonym.
Not guilty.
Count five.
We have guilty.
That is five counts.
We have a mixed verdict here.
Again, count one as it relates to racketeering, not guilty.
Count two as it relates to sex trafficking, not guilty.
Count three, guilty.
Count four, not guilty.
Count five, guilty.
So transportation to engage in prostitution.
Again, legal.
Racist one.
Legal in Victoria.
The one they for to get Jack Johnson, the black boxer, he always did really pale white women.
And they made up a special rule for him.
That's right.
That's what that, that's coming from over 100 years ago.
And so you could get them on real trafficking, but they're not going to brothers.
Remember those guys?
The ones that made the thing about Joe Rogan over the pandemic?
Oh, really?
Ron Burkel, the big, big producer.
Of course, Hillary, most of the DNC.
See, I don't get why they covered this up because I thought the Democrats are done.
Trump and blobbity blop and Tim Pool said, blah, blah, blah.
Nothing.
Nothing.
The system saves the system.
Now, we should bring up here, Misty, all of these counts have a range of different sentences.
I don't want to.
I just think that this cop should maybe think about a sit-up.
Anyway.
There's a range of different evidentiary burdens, a range of different outcomes we could have had here.
It is a mixed verdict, if you will.
It's a mixed verdict.
It is a stunning victory for the defense.
Stunning.
These charges.
These were the easiest for prosecutors to prove.
The lowest hanging fruit merely required showing that state lines were crossed for the purpose to engage in prostitution.
We saw a lot of evidence on these charges.
Did not have that element, Laura, of forced fraud or coercion.
And this carries the lightest sentence of these charges.
It is a maximum of 10 years.
And keep in mind, when you're talking about maximums, maximums aren't the rule.
They are the exception.
They're for the most exceptional and severe cases.
So now you're talking about a sentence that's potentially in the lower range, but time served because he's been behind bars.
The fact that these sex trafficking charges, specifically with respect to Cassie Ventura, means that the jury was convinced by the defense, at least with respect to reasonable doubt, that the commercial sex, i.e.
the freak offs, were not connected to some of this violence, that there was not that force, fraud, or coercion element.
That is by far, from a penalty perspective, the most serious.
It carried a 15-year minimum.
So that is a huge distinction.
This is the best case scenario, in my view, for the defense.
A lot of us opined yesterday that when the jury asked for a readback of Cassie Ventura and Daniel Phillips, one of the escorts.
So this, so again, this was the best case scenario for Diddy, And he got it.
And it was predicted that not only by Viva Fry, not only by us, not only by Whitey Webb, but a lot of people.
As soon as we found out that James Comey's daughter was in charge of this, we knew it was Maureen Comey.
So as you see her face, she looks like someone that mops up at a pervert energy.
Yes.
Love time for Maureen.
Come and clean up.
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