Billionaire Tesla CEO Elon Musk is leaving the Trump administration after leading a tumultuous efficiency drive, during which he upended several federal agencies but ultimately failed to deliver the generational savings he had sought. During a press conference with President Trump Friday, Musk pledged that despite his departure the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) would continue its work toward cutting a trillion dollars out of the federal budget Guest host Keaton Weiss and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss how DOGE never came close to cutting the promised level of government funding, mainly because Musk and his acolytes refused to follow through on his promise to eliminate waste, fraud and abuse at the Pentagon. Plus segments on Joe Biden’s bizarre threat of violence against CNN’s Jake Tapper and Israel’s radical ramping up of illegal settlements in the occupied West Bank.
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Keaton and Kurt here in Fort Jimmy while he is on the road this week.
All right, this was a fast developing story, everyone.
A very fast developing story.
I don't even remember which show I did this on, if it was Jimmy's or mine.
But Elon Musk expressed his dissatisfaction with the big, beautiful bill just a couple days ago, saying a bill cannot be both big and beautiful.
That is a contradiction in terms.
Doge is fake.
So, you know, I was like disappointed to see the massive spending ball, frankly, which increases the budget deficit, not just decrease it.
And that reminds the work that the Doge team is doing.
I actually thought that when this big, beautiful bill came along.
I mean, like, everything he's done on Doge gets wiped out in the first year.
I think a bill can be big or it can be beautiful.
I don't know if it could be both.
Kyle does him very funny, too.
Oh, yeah.
Tough to nail.
You know, that Dutch accent is kind of hard.
You know, it's not quite that, but it's very, dude.
You could tell that he was disappointed, you know, because he's, again, don't forget, a hardcore Asperger guy.
Oh, yeah.
And so you can see his disappointed because as soon as this happened, and we reported a while ago about it, I'm sure you guys did too, about how Doge wasn't cutting anything.
Bannon came on the show and told us if you don't go to the Pentagon, it's worthless.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So people are crashing their fat scooters into trucks and all this for nothing.
But I think he didn't know because as soon as he realized the big, beautiful bill, all of a sudden I started seeing a lot more.
We got to go to Mars.
Like he looked so disillusioned that he's like, oh, no, let's just go to Mars.
He's going to occupy Mars shirt.
Yep.
Oh, no.
It's very much a get me the hell out of here kind of thing.
And that is what he's doing.
So the Trump war room posts Elon Musk.
I look forward to continuing to be a friend and advisor of the president, continuing to support the Doge team.
And we are relentlessly pursuing $1 trillion in waste and fraud reductions, which will benefit the American taxpayer.
But of course, he is out at the White House.
Oh, you bring your son.
I'll continue to drink from the mini bar.
I will continue to bring your son with the robot name.
Don't continue to sleep in the guest house at Mar-a-Lago.
Yes, because that is what I have owed.
But I will not have an official position here any longer.
Here's Elon Musk bidding a bittersweet farewell.
So I look forward to continuing to be a friend and advisor to the president, continuing to support the Doge team.
And we are relentlessly pursuing $8 trillion in waste and fraud reductions, which will benefit the American taxpayer.
So that's it, really.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank you.
There's a cart for your bags if you need it outside the club.
Nick will show you out.
Yeah, show you out.
Yes.
A disillusioned Musk, distanced from Trump, says he is exiting Washington.
I wish we had this.
Yeah, exactly.
Elon Musk took a swipe at President Trump's signature domestic policy legislation saying it would add to the national deficit.
Well, it's not signature anything yet because it hasn't passed.
I mean, it still has to get through the Senate, which is going to be hard.
He complained to administration officials about a lucrative deal that went to a rival company to build an artificial intelligence data center in the Middle East.
God damn it.
Spurned.
And he has yet to make good on a $100 million pledge to Trump's political operation.
So want to hear something else?
I know.
Because my friend, I do a show called News for Women I produce with Chloe.
Chloe LeBron.
She has a buddy who's from Abu Dhabi, who's an arms dealer, and they poach Elon's talent.
And guess what?
Country doesn't have no tariffs on nothing.
Abu Dhabi.
So he's getting his stuff poached.
That has to be through Trump's people setting that up.
He's probably upset in many ways.
Yes.
Yes.
He seems pretty upset.
He seems pretty bitter.
Mr. Musk, who once called himself the president's first buddy.
Oh, that's sweet.
He's my best friend.
He was my best friend.
Is now operating with some distance from Mr. Trump as he says he is ending his government work to spend more time on his companies.
Mr. Musk remains on good terms with Mr. Trump, according to White House officials, but he has also made it clear that he is disillusioned with Washington and frustrated with the obstacles he encountered as he upended the federal bureaucracy, raising questions about the strength of the alliance between the president and the world's richest man.
Do people think he's the world's richest man?
I just want to ask, is everybody this fucking dumb that they really believe the richest man is Elon Musk?
Do you think you would get to know the name of the richest man?
Well, he's the world's richest alien man.
No, he's not.
No, he's not the richest man.
Not by a long shot.
Not by a long shot.
So you think you don't think the people richer than him are like the reptiles, like the shape-shifting lizards?
You think there are vertebrate mammals who are richer than him?
Is that what you're saying?
There's you ever hear the Von Merkensteins?
No.
Yeah.
I promise you, they're richer.
All right.
I'll take, well, maybe Trump should hire him next.
Von Merkenstein should come.
He's just over Joe.
Look, he's a disillusioned.
I see this with everyone.
It's like once I hit my 40s in comedy, the same disillusionment of the business, I watch all these other people go through it.
And he's a guy who's a little bit spurgy, to say the least.
And he really was like excited that he's, oh, we've got a lot of waste.
And he's just some dumb nerd.
The whole media made it out like he's the power behind every stupid liberal, especially in New York.
Oh, Elon controls Trump.
Did you really do people think that?
That that nerd was in charge?
No, he's yet another nerd that is being taken advantage of while he's there.
Did you watch Barbenheimer.
This is how it works.
Well, the thing about Elon is because he donated so much money.
You notice Trump doesn't go after him the way he goes after the other people when he pushes it.
Right.
He remains very diplomatic.
Trump was the.
Yeah, exactly.
Mr. Musk was the biggest known political spender in the 2024 election.
And he told Mr. Trump's advisors this year that he would give $100 million to groups controlled by the president's team before the 2026 midterms.
As of this week, the money hasn't come in yet, according to multiple people familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the behind the scenes dynamic.
The billionaire's imprint is still firmly felt in official Washington through that effort, an initiative to drastically cut spending that has deployed staff across the government.
But Mr. Musk has said in recent days that he spent too much time focused on politics and has lamented the reputational damage he and his companies have suffered because of his work in the Trump administration.
Well, I say he earned it.
I think I probably did spend a bit too much time on politics, Mr. Musk said in an interview this week with Ars Technica, a tech news outlet.
He added, it was just relative time allocation that probably was a little too high on the government side.
And I've reduced that significantly in recent weeks.
I've tweaked the dials in my back.
In February, Mr. Musk leaped on stage at the conservative.
Yes, this just seemed like just yesterday at CPAC with a chainsaw and remarked how easy it was to save billions of dollars sometimes in an hour.
Yeah, like it's wild, he said.
Mr. Musk's Doge team has repeatedly inflated its cost-saving efforts, at times posting erroneous claims about ending federal contracts that they later deleted.
Oh, yeah, no, that was definitely move fast, break things.
Most of what they said they were doing is absolute bullshit.
Yeah.
Right.
But like, it's just like Cash Patel and all these people think they're going to do whatever.
Well, not Bangino.
I think he was rotten from the start, but maybe Cash Patel, but they all are like the young, oh, knock down the house, AOC.
Remember that documentary on Netflix?
Right.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, Jimmy saying force the vote.
AOC slogan.
Now Jimmy's violent for saying it, the slogan she came up with.
Right.
How long is everyone going to fall for this stuff?
You know, and what I'm amazed at, especially now that, you know, I don't know if you know, but Joe Rogan's Club is the seat of Western power.
But people come in.
I can't believe I meet.
I meet all these intel people.
I blurt out MK Monarch right in their face immediately to see how they react.
I meet all these people.
And what I'm blown away by the most is there's a bunch of people that when you, when you see it, you go, oh, you didn't know.
And that's worse than them being in on it from the start.
That's when you realize how screwed this is because they compartmentalize all the way up the pyramid.
And all these people have power over, you know, people are lying their way up the chain.
So, so besides spying on you, they're really not getting good information at the top.
And now you're seeing it like kind of break apart like Michael Malice's book, White Pill, that collapses under its own weight eventually because it gets absurd.
Like we're well into clown world now, you know?
Certainly, yes.
This week, Mr. Musk told the Washington Post that it was an uphill battle trying to improve things in DC.
The cuts he wanted to enact were far more difficult than he expected.
Oh, that's right.
And a lack of interest in learning more about the bureaucracy he considered toxic impeded his efforts, particularly on Capitol Hill, according to people familiar with his efforts who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe internal discussions.
Well, the reason that is the case is because, you know, the cuts that they were making were largely symbolic in nature and very, very small, obviously as a percentage of the overall budgets, which it was obvious from day one.
If you weren't going to touch the Pentagon, there was no point in doing this at all.
And yeah, they said they were going to.
They say a lot of shit.
I mean, no, they came.
The Biden things got funded in the sea, the continuing resolution.
Thomas Massey always honest with it.
So back then we knew Biden's horseshit's still funded.
Do you think there's two teams anymore, everyone?
Does everyone still think that?
Yeah, no.
Well, USAID just got folded into the Department of State under Rubio.
Like this is what they want to do.
They want to consolidate power as much as possible within the jurisdiction of the executive branch, both as a technical matter and even in more abstract ways as a cultural matter.
Don't forget, Trump defunds Harvard.
Trump expected Harvard to bend the knee like Columbia did.
So that's why he didn't want to disempower Harvard.
He wanted to bring it under the practical virtual control of the executive branch.
Do this, this, and this, control where these students come from, what they think.
You have to pass an ideological audit and you'll get the money.
Now, Harvard told him to go fuck himself.
And so he told it right back to them.
But the plan was to bend them to his will, which he had good reason to think he could do.
Columbia did it.
So the whole project of Doge so far has been to the extent that they have made cuts.
It's no, they have tried to consolidate operations as much as they can within this small group of people so that they can dictate day-to-day operations more than they could control some bureaucrat who is under some other jurisdiction.
And that was what USAID was, pardon me.
And as far as the Pentagon cuts, yeah, they were not going to go there.
Obviously, the budget calls for Pentagon increases.
When it comes to his efforts to upend the bureaucracy, Mr. Musk insisted last month that it is possible to meet his goal of slashing $1 trillion of federal spending, but it's a long road to go.
And, you know, it's really difficult.
It's sort of how much pain is, you know, are the cabinet and is Congress willing to take, okay, or are like ordinary people who need like Medicaid.
He's talking about that.
He's talking about Social Security and Medicaid.
Yeah, exactly.
Unbelievable.
Like, that's what you're talking about.
Oh, I guess my mother will just not get her Social Security should pay into, and that's fine.
Right.
Right.
The reason that's a tough vote for Congress is not because it inflicts pain on them.
It's because it inflicts pain on ordinary people who they need to vote for them.
And the fact that you didn't see that coming is indicative of the idea of the sort of ideological bent and sort of like philosophical persuasion of a lot of these big tech people.
They just don't think shit.
It's moving AI things.
Yeah.
They are autistic.
Now, I don't know how anybody thinks they didn't make these people on purpose because when you think about them, they're the perfect consumer.
You can tell them what gender to be randomly online.
Like they're good with tech, great employees, right?
They don't, they're weird with personal relationships, so you don't have to worry about that at the office.
You tell me that's not an intentional thing they were hoping to come up with.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
They look at Disney crap no matter how bad it is.
No, the whole creation of that economic sector is so that people like Elon can get rich in their gym shorts.
They never have to go outside.
They never have to deal with anybody else.
They just kid.
Right.
And they don't understand why you would.
They don't even get what Zuckerberg's like, oh, people don't have friends.
We will make them computer friends.
Computer friends.
Problem solved.
Right.
Right.
The solution is not how do we make people more socialized?
It's no, we'll just create a friend for you.
Exactly.
How can we make a more realistic vagina too?
Because it can be done, but it requires dealing with a lot of complaints.
Yes, a lot of complaints from people who need medicine, who won't be able to afford it if you did what you wanted to do.
An AI will tell them to go fuck themselves.
Right.
Go fuck themselves.
Exactly.
He said it remained to be seen whether there was sufficient political will in Congress and elsewhere to actually do that.
So, Newswire, White House to seek just $9 billion in spending cuts from Congress out of the $175 billion in claimed savings found by Musk's Doge.
So remember when they said it was going to be $4 trillion and then they said it was going to be $2 trillion.
And then they said, well, now it's going to be $150.
Now they're claiming $175.
White House to seek just $9 billion at the end of the day for all that.
That can't even keep Ukraine going for three hours.
Yeah, right, exactly.
Arnold Bertrand says they went from the original promise of cutting $2 trillion, 28% of the budget, down to 9 billion, 0.1% of the budget, one-tenth of 1%.
More perfect union, the richest man on earth who has cost hundreds of thousands of people their jobs wants to play the victim.
He's not the richest, and that's why he couldn't cut anything.
If he were the richest man on earth, they'd have to do what he said, but he's not.
I know people love saying it, but you can't see that he's not just from this alone.
Interesting point.
Arnold Bertrand says, I was making this point the other day.
This is why the so-called Department of Government Efficiency is very unlikely to achieve much.
Because when you look at who actually works for the U.S. federal government, the immense majority, about 80% of people, are related to defense and national domestic security.
The U.S. is more than any country on earth a military and police state.
Yes.
Ding, ding, ding.
Prize for our code.
And we're bringing away civilization.
That's what it is.
It's not out in outer space.
It's right here in front of your dumb face.
Oh, yeah.
It's all around us.
It's all around us.
Absolutely.
The people who can afford to fix their breaks when they go are in essentially a breakaway civilization.
That's essentially what it is.
Right?
The rumors are they have a whole Star Trek that they just didn't tell you.
You remember Star Trek where they're traveling the galaxy?
Right.
So the conspiracies of people, just to tell you the psychological, where everybody's at psychologically, is that they've secretly just had one, but they just imagine that in Star Trek, they just didn't tell Earth.
Right.
Nobody on Earth got to know there was a Star Trek.
Right.
Exactly.
And given Trump and Republicans' agenda of a stronger military, stuff like solving the border crisis, deporting illegals, et cetera, they're likely to very much increase jobs in those areas, not decrease.
That's right.
Hard to see the U.S. ending up with a much smaller army under a Trump administration.
The bill, the big, beautiful bill, calls for $45 billion with a B dollar in new immigrant jails.
That is five times the Doge savings that they are putting in the bill.
Again, when you have this is exactly it.
That's exactly it.
I mean, it's a kind of a relief, honestly, that they're building them here.
I guess they can't get CCOT 2.0 built so fast.
So at least people will be here where they can maybe someday get some due process.
If we ever have any semblance of like, you know, democracy ever again, that would be nice.
We can hope, can't we?
But yeah, that's $45 billion.
That's $45 billion.
That's five times the Doge savings right there.
I mean, so this is, and this is the, this is a very important point.
That's why there's a very important thing that he said.
A police state.
You can't have a police state and a gutted government.
You could have one or the other.
You want to dismantle the establishment?
You have to disassemble the police state infrastructure, not military, notwithstanding, just the police state alone, just the police state alone.
You can't enforce that while ushering in this libertarian dream.
It's a contradiction.
This is why I always thought like the libertarians who were hyper-excited about Trump and Doge.
I'm like, but the other part of this is building a deportation machine, which is a police state.
You can't build a deportation machine without assembling a police state.
That costs money, money, even whatever.
Philosophical differences aside, that requires a major investment, major investment that far transcends.
If you look at a distribution of resources, that far surpasses what you're going to save by firing the blue-haired lady at USAID.
It sounds a lot to me like venture capital, like America's a shell company.
Okay.
So the real country of these people, whatever this 1% is, put their investment in and they're getting their investment back.
If the doors fall off the plane, F you.
If anything goes wrong, this is a shell company.
It's not a real country.
Right.
Okay.
That's all.
It's real simple.
If you look at it that way, you could tell, you can see what it is.
It doesn't add up the numbers.
You're right.
So why would they be?
It's not a mistake.
No.
They're like, oh, it's just greed.
Yeah, no, it is.
But also, they know what they're doing.
That's why they're getting rich from it.
So the people invested, they're getting their investment back and they're pulling out of this loser of a company.
Right.
Right.
It's impossible.
It's impossible.
The vision of Doge was impossible to implement on these terms.
So he finishes.
So if 80% is what we're talking about, if 80% of the government is essentially out of bounds for Doge right from the get-go, it's largely pointless initiative from the standpoint of broad government efficiency.
Exactly.
Mars has less gravity, so it'll probably work better there.
It's just there's too much gravity here.
Right, exactly.
Exactly.
But that's it.
And they're not even talking about leaving that 80% alone.
It's not, it's not only that it's out of bounds.
It's they want to increase resources for that.
They want to build more immigration jails.
They want to increase the Pentagon budget, right?
So it's not just that that's out of bounds.
It's no, they want to add to that.
Breen Nadoff could not stop.
He had to keep it until he was caught.
He couldn't ever stop it.
He could never disclose it.
He could never stop it.
He had to keep it going.
No choice.
That's where we're at.
They have to keep the scam going.
It's just that simple, dude.
They're going to run it.
And hopefully a war starts.
Why are they trying for war so hard?
Because what gets us out of this when they do this?
You know, two trillions missing from the pen where we can't account for it.
Oh, no, 9-11.
Well, we got to move.
So it's like a fire in California.
It's all the same thing.
You burn it down for the insurance.
Yep, exactly.
It's like the sporting goods store that got busted out by Tony and Paulie there.
Our system of government is Greek lightning.
Yeah.
What was the name of that store in the show?
I forget.
But anyway, they did scam people.
All right.
Look at look at look at the impressions on this one.
Remember when this was very exciting news?
The Pentagon just failed its seventh audit in a row.
And Elon Cole tweets it.
Sounds like a job for Doge.
45.9 million views, 243,000 likes.
There was an actual audit.
They don't have one.
They're not allowed to give them one.
This is a little inaccuracy there.
Something we don't know if they could pass an audit.
They will not have one.
It's so much worse than they failed it.
Oh, yeah.
They failed to have one.
Trump, February 19th, 2025, says Glenn Greenwald.
We're cutting the Pentagon budget by 8%.
Trump yesterday during his White House meeting with Netanyahu, we're so excited.
We're increasing military spending by $150 billion to create the first ever trillion-dollar annual Pentagon budget.
That's right.
That was from Netanyahu's visit.
We're village people while we dance to this great news in April.
Michael Tracy's always got the deadpan sarcasm.
Elon's tweet here from two months ago.
I know Defense Department procurement better than I know any part of the government before Doge.
Major reform is needed and it will happen.
Narrator, it didn't happen.
Nicely done.
And I love this one too.
One thing's for sure: we are all indebted to Elon Musk for making good on his pledge to smash the deep state by going hard at the National Park Service and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while ignoring the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
Well said, Michael Tracy.
So so ends the saga of Doge.
He's a friend.
He's a front to like all your leaders and Jake Tapper.
And all these people are just forward-facing parts of a thing to keep you occupied.
All they're waiting for, and I didn't get this or anything top secret, they say it, these tech freaks, all those bunkers that they built, you know, Zuckerberg and all them, you know, they're openly saying why they did it because they think AGI, artificial general intelligence, is about to come out any minute and destroy breaking points, even reporting about it.
They're going to destroy all the jobs and people are going to get real mad because of the social upheaval.
And that's what the bunkers are for.
That's their words.
That's not what I came up with.
So buckle up for that.
I guess get ready.
You're right.
You know, Chris Hedges described the election as a contest between the corporatists and the oligarchs, with the Democrats being the corporatists and the Republicans being the oligarchs.
And I think that's a very smart way of looking at it.
Corporatists rely on cooperation with other countries and other bureaucrats.
They have conferences.
They have cocktail parties.
Whereas the oligarchs, it's just like rentier capitalism.
It's toll booth capitalism.
Oh, we own the roads.
You want to drive on the roads.
You got to pay us.
We own the phones.
You want to talk on the phone?
You got to pay us, right?
That's this crew.
This is the sort of maverick oligarchs versus the entrenched corporatists.
But the result is still a funneling of wealth and power to them at the expense of everyone else.
When you look at this budget and you look at the deregulation of AI, you look at the increased investment in prisons.
You look at all of the red tape they're trying to create to make it harder for people to get Medicaid and social security and housing.
This is essentially own nothing and be happy.
Except when the Democrats are in control, it's own nothing and be happy.
MAGA seems to be own nothing and be angry.
Own nothing and be aggrieved.
And be grateful the immigrants own less.
That's basically what this is.
Oh, yeah.
It's the eternal battle of fascist versus pervert.
And there's a lot of revolving door action in that.
You know, obviously clearly a lot of crossover.
Eagle versus snake.
You could find priest versus king.
It's an age-old thing, but you are never going to get out of that stupid, what do you call it?
Freemason duality.
Like you're never getting out of that.
You're never going to have another choice.
Your only choice besides those two things are the same thing, or you can pick a new gender.
You can have a limitless gender.
You don't get to say what part of your.
I'll tell you're right wing, just so you know.
I don't know what you think you are, but I'm labeling you right wing.
That's how that works.
That'll be assigned to you at birth.
But you can pick nonsense things for yourself.
We've clearly moved into that.
Most people are not following this.
I'm going to see my friends tonight.
They don't know any of this shit.
Just so you know, they're following what's happening.
Some of them are following Blake Lively.
Right.
What's going on with that?
Okay.
Just so you so whenever whenever I blather about mind control, do you think it's not happening?
This is more stupid than I even remember back when we were stupid when I was young.
Level is stupid now and distracted cow is like mind-blowing.
I mean, it really is something else and it ain't normal.
And you go to other countries, even like compromised ones like England, they're a little bit more literate.
Well, that's the key word is distracted.
You know, that's what George Carlin said.
He said, Americans are made to feel free through the exercise of meaningless choices, right?
They give you the illusion of choice because the exercise of meaningless choices makes you feel like you have some agency and some power within the AOL.
Like you said, yeah.
If you want to vote, there are only two major parties you can vote for, and there's very little daylight between them.
But if you want ice cream, there's 28 flavors, right?
You can pick as many flavors of ice cream as you want.
I think of a gender as nice cream.
Yeah, there you go.
Well, now there's more genders.
The more ice cream, the better.
Well, this is what I mean.
I mean, that is, that's fun.
I mean, it's funny, but it's also speaks to a point, right?
Increasing the availability of meaningless choices that don't affect politics.
Plus, some race bullshit, too.
We're going to have a new story about white versus black violence that everybody's going to take, you know, though you can rely on Jeremy from the quartering to report on four times a day.
Exactly.
Because the guy's coffee business is failing.
Everyone's a shill.
Like, really, why I like Jimmy is he's such like, has an inability, which I have an inability to do.
Like, I can't go along to get along with certain things once I know it.
And so all you got to do is not be a shill, but that's at every level.
What are you going to do?
All my friends go, I just want to keep my head down and do my job because I'm relentless with them, you know?
So I make them say it out loud before I stop.
Well, this is the thing, man.
The thing about that is, you know, look, I wrestle with this.
One of the reasons I'm really excited to talk to Gabriel Matei on Monday is that, you know, I have kids.
Like, I have, I have two six-year-olds.
I have a one-year-old.
And, you know, my one-year-old doesn't know nothing now, but my six-year-olds are like starting to learn about the world.
Have they picked a gender yet?
Yeah.
They're starting to learn about things.
And this is where, like, and this is a preview of Monday, what our conversation is going to be.
Some of it is like your conscience as a person that like wants to teach your kid to be a good person and a civic-minded person and a kind person is, if I'm being totally honest, it is at odds with the parental instinct, which is to protect your child, right?
Like, I don't even want my kid to know.
I don't want my kid to know about fucking Israel.
I don't want them to know.
I don't even want to know who the president is.
Like, I want to protect them from that because those are very dark things to know about now.
That's why they tell us that the same topic clashes with not only what I do for a living, but it clashes with the kind of person I'd like them to be, right?
And so, like, your friends who want to tune out, like at a certain point, it's not going to be reconcilable anymore.
Like, you're people are just going to have to get engaged because the forces of evil are on the march and they're not stopping unless we stop them.
So, like, you don't really have, you're not going to have the luxury of being able to just, oh, out of sight, out of mind anymore.
I'm not usually that far ahead of people either.
It's funny.
I'm watching Black Rod Diddy, like back when Russell was.
So I'm not that far ahead of the class like that, but I'm watching it.
It's very encouraging to see people see through it now.
Even in those Christian spaces where that prosperity gospel crap and all that other stuff, all that Hell Lindsey, Lake Great, Planet Earth, Christian Gryness, that's all falling apart.
And I'm glad to see it because that is a really bad philosophy, probably a psyop.
They don't want you to be devoted to any kind of religions.
That's a problem.
It's like Slavov Žižek, that Daffy Duck voice guy.
But he used to say in Slovenia, they didn't want you to be too much of a true believer in community.
They wanted you to be that kind of breaking points, crystal ball type of, I want to maintain a relationship with power.
Exactly.
If you believed in it too much, you're a problem as much as a guy that doesn't believe in it.
And Gabor Monte, same thing.
They knew in Hungary it was propaganda.
That's the difference.
Here, they're doing a better job than North Korea by far, propagandizing people.
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This is a quick one, but a fun one.
We couldn't resist doing this.
This broke today, Friday, May 30th.
Joe Biden surfaces for his first comments since the cancer diagnosis.
This is him at a Memorial Day event in Delaware.
Colin Rugg tweets, CNN cuts away as Joe Biden says he's not mentally unstable, suggests he would have won the election and says he could beat the hell out of Jake Tapper.
That's right.
Go, Joe.
Biden is out swinging today.
Biden was also seen getting up close and personal with a young reporter.
He says he's feeling great despite his cancer diagnosis.
Let's take a look at Joe Biden's first public words since we got the news.
This is good.
We're working on everything.
It's moving along.
I feel good.
Have you decided on your treatment options?
Yeah, we have.
They're underway.
Yeah, I've been good in treatment for six years.
Oh, was I not supposed to say that?
I'm actually healing up.
I'm in remission.
All the folks are very optimistic.
And so you've started treatment.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What is that?
2018.
Would you be willing to share what exactly that entails?
Yeah, it's all a matter of taking a pill, one particular pill.
That's it.
They got pills for cancer.
I didn't know that.
Reminds me of that scene in the Royal Tenin Balance.
You ever see that movie?
Yeah.
Where the patriarchy fakes a stomach cancer so he can reunite with his family who hates him, you know, this patriarch.
Oh, yeah, yeah, and he hires his friends to pose as his doctors.
They do guys and they stand and the family asks, how's he doing?
And they say, is he a fighter?
He says, yeah, well, that's the best we got.
So what do we do?
He says, well, we just have to continue on with the stomach cancer medication.
That's the only thing he knows how to say.
It reminds me.
This reminded me of that.
Yeah, just I take a pill.
I take a pill once a day and knock it right out.
Yeah.
President Pills.
I take a little cocky pill.
I take a pill.
Yeah, that's what I take for metastasized prostate cancer in my bones.
Yeah, you take a pill once a day.
You're good.
That entails.
Yeah, it's all a matter of taking a pill.
And for the next six weeks and then another one.
You know, we have expectation is we're going to be able to meet this.
You know, the cure for sure.
No, it's not an organ.
It's my bones are strong.
I haven't penetrated.
So I'm feeling good.
Sir, why do you think it's a good thing?
I feel like everybody expects.
I do it every damn day.
Now he's going to fight this guy.
It's crazy.
The guy's fucking crazy.
Like, it's so nuts.
Like, when you look at, so, okay, so now in retro, I mean, it was crazy at the time, but you look at this in retrospect and you think, this is who the Democrats told you until that debate.
Oh, yeah, he can serve another four years, no problem.
Well, you know what?
I said this before.
Yeah, I tried to figure it out.
And I was like, they know he's like that.
They're like, oh, good, Blinken, probably Obama is secretly a president still, and that's good.
Yeah.
And then Sam Harris, Sam, quiet power, out loud Harris, said it.
That is exactly what they think.
They don't care.
I just hate Trump so much.
But, you know, maybe he could beat Jake Tapper because why would Jake, if he can't beat up Jake Tapper, why did Jake Tapper hide it for so long?
Right.
Yeah, that's a good point.
He is taller.
He's got some inches on him, that's for sure.
Sir, what do you feel like everybody expect, sir?
I've done it all because I'm loyal.
I do it every damn year from the very beginning.
I feel like everybody didn't know what to expect in you today.
And then you get here and you're speaking powerfully.
You look good.
You're confident.
What do you say to all those people?
Don't count you out.
Well, I said lots of luck in the senior year.
What has this been like for your family?
Obviously, this is also an emotional time.
This is the 10-year anniversary of your son Bo's passing.
You received this diagnosis just two weeks before that.
Well, we're all optimistic about the diagnosis.
Matter of fact, one of the leading surgeons in the world was working with me.
And he diagnosed the same exact thing 32 years ago.
He's alive and well and doing very well.
So we're optimistic.
I feel great.
You know, my wife tells me I was actually president.
I just found that out.
She told me I was the president for a while there.
I was doing great.
They should have stuck a fleshlight to that auto sign machine and told him it's his wife.
And there's also been a lot of discussion recently about your mental and physical capabilities while you were in office.
You can see that.
I'm mentally incompetent and I can't walk and I can beat the hell out of both of them.
Do you want to repeat that?
So that is about Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson, the co-authors of the new original sin book, saying, I can beat the hell.
Yeah, you look great.
You know, you sound totally fine.
You sound totally normal, getting in people's faces, threatening to beat the hell out of the people.
How cold are you feeling?
Wrote the book saying, yeah, bone cancer.
No problem.
Take a pill once a day.
I'll be here for 32 more years.
No, you sound totally normal.
Sounds like this guy could have totally been the president now.
Incompetent.
I can't walk.
You know what?
We had the video of Trump not knowing that the MS-13 was written on it.
Oh, yeah.
And I didn't believe it.
I'm like, no, he's saying, because there's a legitimate, that could have been a code for that.
Right.
And the reporter, you could see is like, holy shit.
He ain't going to tell him.
Dude, I have never been that shocked at a video in my life that he actually believed that those letters and numbers were on there.
Michael Malice came out on my birthday.
I was telling him, he said, what I say went, no.
No, that's why we, if you watch, we made a YouTube short of me reacting to it.
I was literally recoiling.
It's brutal, dude.
It's brutal.
It's absolutely brutal.
Absolutely brutal.
By the way, I heard that those numbers mean smoke weed to get high.
Praise God till you die.
That's just some tattoo artists.
That was actually like a gang thing.
But that actually makes more sense because the marijuana smile, that, okay, MS, but the cross and the skull never made sense that it was 1-3.
Praise God till you die.
That makes sense.
What you said, that's a philosophy I have, but I didn't blow it on my knuckles for no reason because I'm not in a gang.
I just live that life.
Both of them.
Do you want to reply to any of those reports and also to the fact that there are some Democrats who are now questioning whether you should have run for re-election in the first place?
Why didn't they run against me then?
Because I'd have beaten them.
Do you have any regrets?
No, I don't.
God.
I'm sorry.
What is he like?
Are you humoring me now?
Is the audience?
Are you as black by this as I am?
I make a lot of times.
I make the same, the debate with him.
I made the same faces Biden was making while I was watching.
Yeah.
Yes.
There are some Democrats who are now questioning whether you should have run for re-election in the first place.
Why didn't they run against me then?
Because I'd have beaten them.
Do you have any regrets?
No, I never primary.
No, I don't have any regrets.
Yeah.
Why aren't they running against me?
You said no primary.
He said no primary.
Right.
But you know, he does have a point.
And I've said this too.
Like, the Democratic primary voters are the dumbest and most useless people politically in America.
Like, if MSNBC tells them to vote for somebody, they will.
That's how Biden won the nomination in the first place.
Birdie was about to win, and then Obama cleared the field.
And MSNBC, MSNBC said, all right, it's got to be Biden.
And that's how he got there in the first place.
So he does have a point.
How do you know left and right is that?
There's a lot going on.
Oh, yeah, we know.
I think we're in a really difficult moment.
Not only in American history in world history.
I think we're at one of those inflection points in history where the decisions we make in the next little bit are going to determine what things look like for the next 20 years.
I've been talking like that for a long time.
And I'm very proud.
I've put my record as president against any president at all.
You notice that 12 to 10 lady presidential historians rated me uh pretty good up on that list.
And I was the guy ran against president of all time, according to Daily Peace.
Watch me give your grandson.
Oh, did they historian drank you?
That feels good.
Look, that's my son, Bo's son.
And uh, Bo started coming here with me about the same age.
Um, and uh, so it's uh, you know, he wanted to be where his dad had been and what he's doing.
He just graduated from high school, he's gone off to college in the fall, and uh, I'm really proud of him.
I mean, he's uh, he is the son of his father.
So, do you have anything to say to the press secretary?
Okay, that's enough.
Okay, for the first time there from former President Biden.
Okay, that's enough of that.
NANO, why bother bash?
What?
Why even show up anymore?
I mean, they they have, I mean, it is uh, it really is a hopeless situation, it really is.
I mean, it is just incredible.
Like, they cannot let that guy on TV.
Like, that guy just has to stay home forever.
Bill Moore is unbelievable.
Bill Moore will have a comment about how great it was to see Biden.
Well, like, where was this Biden?
Where was this Biden?
Because that thing, like, now that you know, now that the president, presidency of America is like a world's greatest grandpa contest.
Like, who do you want to be your grandpa more?
Your fake grandpa that is not doing anything for you.
That's all it is.
And then, and you're supposed to fixate on a personality and nothing else.
If you tell people about the things they actually do, that is a conspiracy theory, right?
When I go, dude, I was telling Rogan about Haiti, and Rogan's a guy who's open to a lot of stuff.
I was talking about Haiti like a couple times ago.
I did it, and he's like, Oh man, you got these conspiracy theory.
We've got no my crazy book conspiracy.
I didn't get to say them because normal news people think is fake, right?
Yeah, no, I mean, this is just like this is just otherworldly bizarre.
Like, they're never going to be taken, no matter how bad the Republicans fuck shit up, and the Republicans are fucking shit up left and right.
Um, I grant that all day long.
They are not going to be taken seriously as an organization for as long as the stain of this is with them.
The fact that they were vouching for this guy is just incredible.
And then, when you watch him now, he has cancer, and you come out and you watch, and the reporter says, Yeah, you seem fine.
What are you?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you out of your mind?
It's just unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Now, oh, where was that doing?
The debate, I was like, Was he on something?
And then Tony told Henchcliffe told me, and he's, I bet he's right.
They stopped giving him his stuff for the debate because they wanted, you know, whatever was propping him up like that, they weren't given, they didn't give it to him that night.
Well, what I've heard is that actually, um, the hormone therapy that they give you for prostate cancer can cause things like decreased balance, mental fog, cognitive issues.
Oh, he might have got the brain fog from the he had can't, because I do not, I don't care what they say, I do not care what they say.
I do not believe that they just discovered this brain cancer a few weeks ago.
I do not believe that prostate, I thought his sorry, brain, no, brain fog, break.
Yeah, no, I fucked it up.
Sorry, his brain is the whole involvement sorry, I fucked that up.
I do not believe that they just found the prostate cancer a few weeks ago.
I don't care what they say.
Dan Bongino can say he has video of the diagnosis.
I don't care what they say.
I do not believe that.
I just believe that.
Who would believe that?
Who would believe that?
He's checking his health non-stop.
Right.
The president of the United States goes for routine medical screenings all the time.
He's an old man.
Don't you get prostate exams from like 40 now?
Is that what they're recommending?
It's like, you know, you get prostate exams.
Dispreventable takes a long time to become a problem kind of cancer.
Right.
So, so they ignored it for that.
I don't buy that.
I do not buy that for one second.
I think he had this from before he became president at all.
And I think the treatments are part of what fucked him up.
Because look, my mother has Parkinson's.
And with her, it was years of subtle things you notice that are wrong, like having to repeat yourself a bunch of times for her to understand something, right?
And, you know, just her having trouble with basic comprehension.
It doesn't go from the way we saw him in 2016 to when he's on the campaign trail in 2019.
I'm not saying that's impossible because he's an old man and things can deteriorate quickly as an old man.
That's possible.
Possible.
But I don't know.
And I don't buy that they hit.
I don't buy that they just discovered the cancer when he left office.
That's just way too convenient to believe.
And given the fact that the hormone therapy for this cancer can cause the exact kind of symptoms that we're seeing, pretty rapid onset version of them.
Yeah, man.
They covered this up for a very long time.
I think throughout his entire time in office.
I think he was sick the entire time.
That's probably the least thing wrong with him the time he's in office.
Now, I don't know if it's true or not, but it came from pretty connected people.
But he had something called frequent aneurysm syndrome.
Some people have said, I've never heard of that.
I looked it up.
I'm going to find it, but it's what it says.
So remember, he had like three or four aneurysms that we know about.
That sounds pretty better.
If you've had that many, it's not like those leaks aren't going to keep springing, you know?
Welcome to the Jimmy Dorr show, everybody.
Keaton and Kurt in for Jimmy this week.
Israel announces major expansion of settlements in the occupied West Bank.
The BBC has the report.
That's right.
That's right.
They're finally moving on.
Hold them back for so long.
Party's over.
Shooting off I say to them.
That's right.
Well, Grock, here's what Grock has to say for some background about these West Bank settlements.
Fourth Geneva Convention, Article 49 prohibits an occupying power from transferring its civilian population into occupied territory.
The International Court of Justice in its 2004 advisory opinion on the Israeli separation barrier stated that the settlements violate this provision as they involve the transfer of Israeli civilians into the West Bank, considered occupied territory post-1967 six-day war.
The ICJ's 2024 opinion reiterated this, declaring the settlements unlawful and calling for their cessation.
You could tell Elon's out of the White House because this is a surprisingly based take on this from Brock.
I guess this is how you know he's stacked his bags and left.
Yes.
Grock dropped the berg off its name.
Exactly.
Yes.
Grockstein, no more.
UN resolutions.
The UN Security Council and resolutions like 446 and 2334 has consistently declared the settlements illegal, citing violations of international humanitarian law and obstacles to peace.
These resolutions are politically influential, but not legally binding in the same way as treaties.
And of course, the Rome Statute, the International Criminal Court, considers the transfer of civilians into occupied territory a potential war crime.
In 2021, the ICC opened an investigation into alleged Israeli war crimes, including settlement activities, though this is contested, right, and ongoing.
Even if you think they're far-left commies in charge, like, hey, let me be the, I don't know, the Tim Pool side of this.
Let's say they're just far leftists and they knew you were bald.
I knew it.
I thought about wearing a beanie as a toupee, but I would break out.
Okay, so let's say that the ICC and all of them are wrong.
You don't believe in those.
They're anti-Semitic, probably.
They're communist, whatever.
But then they'll turn around.
The next day, I'm going to hear how Putin is wanted.
Right.
Or whoever.
So there is no inherent logical coherent.
Like none of this ever makes sense if you can remember a thing more than a month ago.
Right.
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Israeli ministers say 22 new Jewish settlements have been approved in the occupied West Bank, the biggest expansion in decades.
Several already exist as outposts built without government authorization, but will now be made legal under Israeli law.
Finally, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, this is, I mean, this is why they were excited about Donald Trump because, you know, Trump lifted the sanctions on the settlers and made it very, made it easier for them to expand here in a quicker period of time.
Unlike that pain in the ass Joe Biden, that Palestinian Joe Biden, as they called him, right?
Ha ha.
Which one, though?
The taller one?
Yeah, right.
The taller one.
That's right.
Others are completely new, according to Defense Minister Israel Katz and Finance Minister Bezel El Smotrich.
Settlements, which are widely seen as illegal under international law, though Israel disputes this, are one of the most contentious issues between Israel and the Palestinians.
Yeah, of course.
I was just asking the other day: wait, why do you have settlers still?
Right.
Why is that even a word that goes around?
Oh, there's something with the settlers.
Like, why do you still have that?
Yeah.
Oh, they call themselves settlers.
And then they will say this is not a colonial project.
But if it's not a colonial project, why do you literally call yourself settlers?
They don't really dispute that term.
I mean, I've never heard an Israeli say, no, I'm not a settler.
No, they are settlers.
My ex is Israeli.
We had together a long time.
And she, and I didn't, until this conflict, I didn't realize how she slowly pushed me out of my room onto the couch.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, little by little, right?
It was little by little.
A lot of peace treaties.
All right.
Then she wouldn't let you eat out there either.
She would control the food.
She would move the fridge into the bedroom.
And I paid for all of it.
Yeah, and you paid for all of it.
That's right.
Katz said the move prevents the establishment of a Palestinian state that would endanger Israel, while the Palestinian presidency called it a dangerous escalation.
The Israeli anti-settlement watchdog, Peace Now, called it the most extensive move of its kind in more than 30 years and warned that it would dramatically reshape the West Bank and entrench the occupation even further.
Israel has built about 160 settlements housing some 700,000 Jews since it occupied the West Bank and East Jerusalem.
Land Palestinians want along with Gaza for their hoped for future state in the 1967 Middle East war.
An estimated 3.3 million Palestinians live alongside them.
So there you could see a map of Palestinian areas, Israeli areas, and then the little house logos are the planned new settlements that Israel is looking to build.
Yeah, Western-style democracy, no constitution, and, you know, kind of a South African, I can't remember the name of it, but you know, there's one that I remember from Lethal Weapon too.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
So how do Israel, how do Israelis treat the Palestinians in the West Bank?
Israeli settlers torch wheat fields near Nablus.
This is just a snapshot here.
That movie, No Other Land, great film, won the Oscar last year.
That gives you a very, very up-close look at the day-to-day reality living in these Palestinian villages in the West Bank and the interactions with both the rank and file settlers and, of course, the IDF.
War is the tragedy.
Yeah, Keaton.
It's sad.
War.
War.
That's right.
That's right.
Israeli settlers torch wheat fields near Nablus.
Settlers from the illegal Shavai Shamran settlement and a nearby outpost set fire to about 10 acres of wheat fields in Sebastia this week in the illegally occupied West Bank, according to WAFA.
The blaze destroyed an entire crop of two Palestinian farmers, roughly seven and a half football fields.
Mayor Mohamed Azem says attacks are escalating to displace farmers and seize land.
Officials report settlers also used sheep to graze on the Palestinian farmland, further destroying crops.
Escalating settler violence, at least 938 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli forces or settlers in the West Bank since October 7th, according to the UN.
The Palestine Information Center documented over 900 settler attacks this year between January 1st and May 24th, 900 separate incidents.
Incidents include arson, assaults, home invasions, and property Destruction, often under military protection.
Rights groups warn these attacks are part of a broader effort to displace Palestinians with near total impunity.
Back to the US.
You have Israel derangement syndrome.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's the real thing that I thought meant what the settlers were doing, but no, it means what you're saying.
Right.
It means saying it.
That's what it means.
Right.
Exactly.
On Thursday, Israel Katz and Bezil Oshmotrich, an ultra-nationalist leader and settler who has control over planning in the West Bank, officially confirmed a decision that is believed to have been taken by the government two weeks ago.
Katz said the decision was a strategic move that prevents the establishment of a Palestinian state that would endanger Israel and serves as a buffer against our enemies.
This is a Zionist security and national response and a clear decision on the future of the country, he added.
Smotrich called it a once-in-a-generation decision and declared next step, sovereignty.
That's right.
Their goal is total annexation.
Lior Amahai, director of peace now, said the Israeli government no longer pretends otherwise.
The annexation of the occupied territories and expansion of settlements is its central goal.
Alicia Ben Keman, an Israeli journalist with the popular WyNet news site who covers the West Bank and settlements, told the BBC's news hour program that 70 to 80 percent of ministers wanted to declare the formal annexation of the West Bank.
Yes, this is a very popular political project within Israel, of course.
So here is one of very few dissenting Israelis named Gideon Levy, who warns in response to this that the price of this violence and conquest, both in Gaza and the West Bank, is going to be that Israel comes a pariah state akin to, as Kurt, you mentioned a few minutes ago, South Africa.
So let's take a look.
On the other side of politics that wants to move them.
This is true, but we can only hope to change the mindset of Israelis about it because the price that Israel is going to pay both morally, domestically, and above all, internationally, is going to be a very heavy price, a pariah state like South Africa.
And we know from the example of South Africa that this cannot last forever.
You mentioned action, rhetoric, condemnation doesn't do anything.
What does action look like to try and change the mind of those within the Israeli government who are following this course of action?
Look at South Africa and look what international pressure did to South Africa.
Look at the reaction of the world toward the invasion of Russia to Ukraine.
Within weeks, there were sanctions.
Israel invaded Gaza 20 months ago, and the word sanction is almost criminal to be mentioned in the context of Israel.
Do you think that that's a way to reach any kind of political goals?
If the world wants to stop this war, and I think it's nothing more urgent than this, including obviously releasing the hostages, the world must intervene, not by condemnations, but by actions.
And the world knows very well, especially the United States and also the EU.
They know very well how to bring an end to the war, but this must include measures, very unpleasant measures.
Sure.
Now, of course, the difference between Israel and South Africa is not that one was an apartheid state and the other isn't.
Obviously, they are both apartheid states in the context of the world.
That's not fair, Keaton.
First of all, South Africa used their own money to do that.
They didn't use our money.
Well, this is the thing.
South Africa is not in the Middle East.
South Africa was not our aircraft carrier, right?
Now there's too many black people.
That's racist.
That is the big difference there.
And that is what, of course, makes this situation a lot different, where it's not as simple as this because this conflict is framed as a clash of civilizations.
Remember the movie Syriana?
Remember in 2005 when they used to make movies that were about things, right?
Back then?
With George Clooney in them.
Yeah, George Clooney-based movie starring George Clooney.
There's the one guy who has that big monologue about corruption.
And he says, corruption is why we win.
Corruption is what keeps us safe and warm.
That is what they want to tell everybody about Israel, that Israel is Western presence.
It's not even so much about Jewish presence.
It's about Western presence in the Eastern world.
And if we're not there, because it's an oil and resource-rich part of the world, these scary people who hate us are going to get rich and expand economically and then expand militarily.
And then they're going to take over the world.
And Israel is the only thing that stands between the West and that.
And that is the sticking point.
That applies here in a way that it did not apply in South Africa.
And that's the main difference.
Well, yeah, they just have the comedy line for that one.
But the West, what that means is the UK's interests, which is why Iran happened, how it did.
If you look at the Balfour Declaration, and people make a big deal about, what's his name?
DeRoth.
I don't remember which one, DeRoth Child.
It's that declaration.
He has it.
And if you read it, though, Israel ain't supposed to be doing what they're doing right now in the Balfour Declaration, which some people would say was creepy.
That's actually quite humane compared to how they act now.
It's shocking.
Yeah.
UK formed out colonialism to Israel because they were colonizing the Arabs.
So that's what that's really all about.
How that started was they'll, it's not even our aircraft carrier.
This was for the UK originally, but then, you know, once we got brought back in after, I guess, World War I, I guess it's the West now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As I understand it, as I remember this, and I'm admittedly rusty on this history, so I don't think I'm getting this wrong.
But basically, Ottoman Empire days, there were limits on land purchases by private landowners, and the Brits lifted that.
And a lot of very wealthy Jews, like the Rothschilds, bought that land.
And so this is about property.
It's about a Western presence in that part of the world.
That is the motivation for Zionism by Western powers.
It's not Of Jews or even subservience to Jews.
It's that, hey, they're sellers.
They need a buyer.
We need a presence in this part of the world to maintain this clash of civilizations narrative.
And there are probably a lot of people who sincerely believe what the character in the movie said: which is, hey, if we're not there, they're going to organize against us and they're going to conquer the world and we're all going to be dead.
There are probably people who are that paranoid to think that that's going to happen and that vicious, so vicious as to think that all of this bloodshed is justified in order to prevent that.
Well, Keaton, do you want Iran to have a Samson option?
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
Well, yeah, we will see how that goes, how those negotiations go.
That is another sort of part of this that we're going to have to wait and see.
But within the borders of Palestine, the Greater Israel Project is, of course, alive and well.
They gave South Africa nukes, by the way.
Just a fun fact about Israel.
And then tepidly condemned them for apartheid to try to look better.
But South Africa got nukes from Israel after they got, I think they stole them from France.
Am I correct about that?
They still have a guy in house arrest to this day.
Oh, really?
Because he revealed it.
Yeah, Jewish guy.
They're not that good to Jews.
I don't know who's telling people Israel is good to Jews, but that doesn't really dive with anything I've seen.
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