President Trump is vowing to “lead the charge” to unseat Republican Represenative Thomas Massie of Kentucky after the congressman declared he will not support the GOP’s short-term government funding bill ahead of Friday’s shutdown deadline. Trump began a Truth Social post late Monday night by thanking the House Freedom Caucus for backing the stopgap funding package and supporting Speaker Mike Johnson’s (R-La.) efforts to keep the government open, and then lit into Massie and called for him to be primaried. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss how Massie is fulfilling the MAGA promises even more than Trump and why he likely doesn’t need to worry about Trump’s threats. Plus segments on the latest ceasefire offer from Trump to Putin, the media freakout over an alleged measles epidemic and accusations that Maui’s police chief was involved in a rape coverup for Diddy. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!
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So Trump is going after Thomas Massey because Thomas Massey is more MAGA than Trump.
Joe Rogan actually said, I voted for Trump, but he is wrong on Thomas Massey.
Massey is doing what we elected Trump to do.
We need a Congress full of Masseys.
Take back your truth, Mr. President.
Now, I just want everyone to know that Kurt Mexican.
Yes.
He wants me to take a moment to acknowledge that this Joe Rogan tweet is probably the direct result of him texting Joe about this after last show.
But this remains speculative.
If I see them all as.
So, and the, So there's this social condition that affects those averse to painful truth.
It's called Massey psychosis.
You know what I'm talking about?
Massey formation psychosis.
That's it.
It's a laboratory variant of the Trump derangement syndrome, which is weird because you'd think Trump would be immune to Trump derangement syndrome.
But I guess it's like how you can't tickle yourself.
Trump vows to lead the charge to oust Massey.
Get the.
What happened to going after Liz Cheney?
Was it that?
I thought you wanted to put her in a firing squad.
Now you're going after Thomas Massey.
So Trump is vowing to lead the charge to unseat Massey, who has said he will not support the GOP short-term government funding bill ahead of Friday's shutdown deadline.
Trump began a truth because it expands the deficit.
That's why.
And it increases the Pentagon funding.
So Trump.
By $6 billion more.
You really think the Pentagon, who can't pass an audit, needs another $6 billion?
What is going on?
And they still don't have...
$6 billion, a fraction of that could give everybody clean water.
They still don't have clean water in Flint, Michigan, FYI.
They just won't do it, but they will give endless money, and Trump's part of it.
Trump gave lip service to cutting the Pentagon budget 50%, and now that's out.
Well, that was before Israel.
He got his mind right.
He has a fulfilled, the number one promises to fulfill our, you know, we may have to go to Iran if they don't do the thing that he says, right?
Yeah.
They're going to need that extra $6 billion, since we couldn't win a war with Iran, by the way.
That's right.
Trump began a truth social post late Monday night by thanking the House Freedom Caucus for backing the stopgap funding package and supporting Speaker Mike Johnson's efforts to keep the government open and then called on Massey to be primaried.
Thank you to there it is.
Thank you to the House Freedom Caucus for delivering a big blow to the radical left Democrats and their desire.
You mean like Massey?
To their desire to raise taxes and shut down our country.
They hate America and all it stands for.
That's why they allowed millions of criminals to invade our nation.
Sometimes it takes great courage to do the right thing.
Congressman Thomas Massey of beautiful Kentucky is an automatic no vote on just about everything, despite the fact that he has always voted for continuing resolutions in the past.
That is not true.
He should be primaried, and I will lead the charge against him.
He's just another grandstander who's too much trouble and not worth the fight.
He reminds me of Liz Cheney before her historic record-breaking fall.
The people of Kentucky won't stand for it.
Just watch.
Do I have any takers?
Anyway, thank you again to the White House Freedom Caucus and your important things.
Turns out you don't have any takers.
Here's a better idea.
Why not change the name of the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Israel?
I mean, might as well do something useful.
I don't get it.
I don't get Glenn Greenwald says, of the many absurd aspects of Trump's attack on Thomas Massey, the comparison of Massey to Liz Cheney has to be the most laughable.
It's honestly difficult to think of two people less similar to one another than Thomas Massey and Liz Cheney.
I agree with that.
I'm with you.
Massey has frequently bucked his party on fiscal matters and has cast out.
He was the only one who voted against that bullshit COVID CARES Act bill, the $5 trillion, which was just nothing but an upward.
It was the largest upward transfer of wealth in human history.
It's probably why they deployed the bioweapon that they pretended was a thing that came from bad soup, is my guess.
To steal that money.
To steal that money.
Test shit out on people.
Yep.
Has frequently bucked his party on fiscal matters and has cast doubt on passing the continuing resolution to keep the government funded until the end of the fiscal year.
So continuing resolutions are kind of bullshit, in case you don't know.
And it's a way of dodging actually doing anything, but keeping the spending going.
They're keeping the spending going.
I'm not for voting for the continuing resolution budget this week.
Why would I vote to continue to waste fraud and abuse abuse the Doge has found?
We were told the continuing resolution in December would get us to March when we could then fight about the budget.
That's what he's saying.
So they had to pass a concern.
So they're not passing budgets.
Oh my God, more bullshit.
They're passing what they call continuing resolutions, right?
So it's not a real budget, and you don't have a real fight.
They're like, we'll just pass it now, and then we'll fight about it in the spring.
Let's fight right now.
After Trump is inaugurated, and here we are in March, and they're punting again.
WTFO.
So that's what's, you know, why Massey says stuff like that?
Because he's right.
That's why.
That's crazy.
So that's.
Is Rubio not under control, by the way?
Is he like, are they actually in Trump's ear?
He's taking their stupid advice.
I got it.
I don't know.
But if you listen, listen to Massey.
This is the ramblings of a madman.
Doesn't he sound like a crazy madman who should be primaried?
I don't know what the hell Trump's thinking, but it's really disconcerting.
And it's, especially with the Doge thing that I was all for, then I started to notice the programs that they're saying they found.
Okay, I get it.
After the third transgender Guatemala musical, which I never believed they were really doing that.
They're just stealing money.
You start to notice a theme of the things they're finding, and they're all things stupid Democrats would think are good.
But nothing Republicans want.
Republicans aren't upset.
They should both be upset with the cuts.
That's how you know it's working.
That's right.
But they're not cutting.
You're exactly right.
They're not cutting anything real.
$6 billion more for the military.
Wow.
Wow.
More.
What do they have to do?
Is it to find the other money they lost?
Imagine what we could do at $6 billion.
We could give it to Zelensky and give him a fighting chance.
That's right.
Thomas Massey.
There it is.
He says TikTok Tommy.
I don't know what that means.
TikTok.
So his name is Thomas Massey.
So TikTok Tommy.
I don't know what that means.
I think that means that Trump's coming after Thomas Massey, TikTok.
I don't know.
Right.
The clock is ticking.
The clock is ticking against Trump.
I bet you that it's not.
I bet you it's not also.
That's a massive misreading of what people in MAGA liked on Trump's part.
I'm just massive.
Someone thinks so.
So that's what this is.
So Thomas Massey says, someone thinks they can control my voting card by threatening my reelection.
Guess what?
Doesn't work on me.
Three times I've had a challenger who tried to be more MAGA than me.
None busted 25% because my constituents prefer transparency and principles over blind allegiance.
That's right, folks.
Donald Trump is persecuting Representative Thomas Massey for being more MAGA than Donald Trump.
Oh, he's a I'm sorry, that guy said that TikTok.
He's some dipshit geopolitical strategist from Pittsburgh.
So maybe it's a person.
It's not a person.
Maybe Trump doesn't want anyone doing the actual version of the thing that he sold us because he isn't keeping up his end of the bargain.
I'll tell you right now.
Donald Trump pushing for a $6 billion increase after he gave lip service to cutting the Pentagon by 50%.
I thought he said promises made, promises kept.
Yeah, whatever happened to that.
This tweet from Trump's account is very misleading.
I never voted for a continuing resolution that became law.
I did vote for a continuing resolution under McCarthy that included an 8% cut to all discretionary spending.
But unfortunately, that continuing resolution did not become law.
Do research and you'll find I've been consistent.
So that's what I said.
Trump was wrong about that.
He's always voted for continuing resolutions.
He has not done that.
And then big win for Republicans in America tonight.
Congratulations.
So he's talking about passing the continuing resolution.
Massey says, who wants to tell them?
By continuing the 2024 appropriations into 2025 with a continuing resolution, Congress just locked in a large portion of Biden's agenda for the first nine months of Trump's presidency.
So that's what they just did.
I thought Biden was sabotaging Trump with all this crap that he was going to be forced to take on, and Trump is trying to push it through.
Am I understanding this wrong now?
And there's Speaker Johnson saying, thank you.
We are united.
Our mission to deliver America first agenda.
And when Mike Johnson says America first, you know, he means Israel first, because that's what he means.
Thomas Massey says even more.
These two propositions are not compatible.
We had to do a continuing resolution that extends Biden's spending levels to September because we don't have 60 Republicans in the Senate.
We will pass conservative spending bills in September because we still won't have 60 Senate Republicans.
So they're just doing, they're punting, kicking the can.
They're continuing to do what Biden was doing a year ago.
They're locking in Biden's spending from a year ago up until at least September, which he points out.
They're not going to have 60 Republicans then either in the Senate, meaning a filibuster-proof Senate.
Oh, does Trump have a secret plan?
Well, I don't give a shit.
No more secret plans.
Be honest.
Like Massey.
Like Massey.
The guy that's the only good one.
The problem with Massey is that he doesn't take any money from AIPAC.
Zero.
Zero.
And Trump is a cuck to APAC and to Israel.
We know that this is not controversial.
That's what the primary shit's about, by the way, is Israel.
Because why would the budget not go down?
Well, Israel's in a crisis, and I'll bet you that's what that's for.
And we all know not receiving money from APAC is anti-Semitic.
Yeah.
That's how you could tell he's a Jew hater.
So our good friend Nick Cruz, he says MAGA is turning on Trump big time after his attacks on Thomas Massey and him cracking down on free speech on college campuses.
Really wild to see.
Democrats should be ashamed of themselves.
Well, of course, as we all know, Democrats asking a Democrat to be ashamed is like a fox to be ashamed for stealing your chicken.
They're only ashamed for things that are like not things.
Right.
You know, like a pronoun misusage.
They're not ashamed for any real things.
Yeah, they're not ashamed for real things.
So Nick goes on, and he says Democrats should be ashamed of themselves.
MAGA is Pushing back more on their leader than liberals ever did for their leaders supporting genocide.
Think about how crazy that is.
I know.
Great point, Nick.
At least there's a healthy slice of MAGA that pushes back on Trump when he goes back on free speech, when he goes back on funding the Pentagon, when he goes back on putting Israel Israel first.
And I know.
Here's Massey on how Trump tried to destroy him for being the only one to stand against the COVID care legislation, which I was against.
Watch.
Massey actually does an impression of Trump.
Watch this.
Oh, that's Trump.
So I let it go to voicemail.
So Trump was calling him to get him to vote for the CARES Act.
Oh, that's Trump.
Oh, that's Trump calling.
So I let it go to voicemail.
So then, like 30 seconds later, I get a call from that same number.
I'm like, doesn't he know I'm busy?
So I let it go to voicemail three times.
It went to voicemail.
And I thought, well, you know, he'll leave a message.
So a fourth call, somebody left a message and said, you need to call the president back.
So they yielded some time, and I knew they couldn't snap the ball.
So I walked out and I called the White House switchboard back.
And this voice comes on.
I'm coming at you that you've never seen.
Never in your life before have you seen the way in which I will come at you.
I'm more popular than you in Kentucky and you know it.
I'm getting back your primary opponent and you're going to lose.
So then I tried to explain this is constitutional.
Like you can't spend $2 trillion with nobody here.
And Mr. President, it's going to pass anyway.
So he started screaming at me for like three solid minutes.
And the more I tried to speak, the more he screamed.
And then he goes, No, this is the second time you've done this.
And I was immediately hopeful because I'd done it like eight times and he forgot.
On the fake, on the fake Obamacare repeal, I didn't go along with that.
That was fake.
They were not going to let you buy affordable insurance.
That was a fake repeal.
I would not let them do that either.
But he had forgotten about that.
But, anyways, he repeated it all.
And everybody hated me.
Nancy Pelosi went on TV, MSNBC, and called me a dangerous nuisance.
So Thomas Massey has stood up to this pressure before.
You can't move that guy.
I love that guy.
We don't agree on everything, but we agree on a lot of important things.
You know, just somebody has any kind of principal that actually wants to do the thing they're saying.
I don't know why there's just one guy.
It's kind of upsetting.
That's it.
That's it.
You got one guy.
Okay.
Let's go over to Steph and let's go over to, should we go over to Rumble?
Oh, okay.
I think that's a good time.
Let me just, let me do this one second.
We got some great stuff coming up over at Rumble.
We had a rapper who says Black Lives Matter is a con.
It's a scam.
I don't know if you saw that.
I've got the rapper's name.
Where Jamar?
I got to look it up.
It's in the segment.
Also, a British cop says the only kind of protests that are okay are protests that are pro-Israel.
We got that coming up.
Also, the Maui police chief caught up in the Diddy scandal.
And now they're going to, now Maui's considering getting rid of the Maui police chief, who was also the police chief in charge of the Las Vegas when it was at the Las Vegas shooting.
And he was the police chief who told, had cops push people back into the fire in Maui.
You know, that kind of thing.
Yeah.
The guy's a scammer.
The guy's dirtier than Tony Soprano, that Maui police chief.
He is.
You could just see from watching him.
The system trying to talk to him and he doesn't have time.
Yep.
Shit burned down.
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Trump halted military aid and intelligence sharing to Kiev.
And now he's reversing it just because Zelensky agreed to a 30-day ceasefire when he knows they're not, there's not a snowball's chance in hell that Russia would agree when they're making major gains in Kursk.
Is Trump joking?
Here we go.
Those talks that happen in Saudi Arabia are being treated as if they were successful because it's being reported that in exchange for Kiev agreeing to a 30-day ceasefire with Russia, oh, well, that the U.S. has decided to lift its ban on military aid and intelligence sharing with Ukraine.
Now, I guess this shouldn't come as too much of a surprise based on the initial commentary, right?
When we had the initial report saying that these things were being halted, the Trump administration officials that commented on this were very careful with their wording.
They said, oh, it's a temporary pause on intelligence sharing, right?
It's a temporary halt to military aid.
And they kind of put it out there that their goal at the moment was to really put pressure on Zelensky and his government to get them to act in the way that the Trump administration wanted to get them to want to pursue peace.
And you're telling me that you put all of that pressure on them and now you're willing to undo all of it because they agreed to a 30-day ceasefire?
Like, is no one in the Trump administration paying attention here?
And I just love the idea that the U.S. is going to approach Russia and that they are going to tell them, hey, we've got Ukraine to agree to a 30-day ceasefire.
Look at how smart and how great we are.
And Russia is going to look at them and go, hey, we're on the brink of not only retaking the Kursk region, right, wiping out Kiev's forces there, oh, but we're also on the brink of approaching key towns in the John Bass region, why would we agree to a 30-day ceasefire?
Like, are you kidding me?
Not only would that keep Russia from being able to advance at a time when it's making significant movement on the ground, but it also, because as a reminder, what did Kiev just get?
Oh, they got a lifting on the pause of military aid from the U.S. So the U.S. is literally saying, let's stop fighting for 30 days and we're going to send Kiev more military aid.
So the exact thing that Russia has been saying this entire time that is unacceptable to them, which is a frozen conflict in which these NATO members are able to rearm and to rebuild Kiev's military, that is the thing that Russia has been saying, and now that's the thing that the U.S. is proposing.
So what is in it for Putin to go along with this?
I guess is the bigger question.
U.S.-backed ceasefire offer poses a dilemma for Putin.
He recently rejected the idea of an interim truce in Ukraine, but he wants to maintain his relationship with President Trump.
So as recently as January, President Vladimir Putin of Russia emphatically rejected the idea of a temporary ceasefire in Ukraine.
But after a month in which President Trump turned American foreign policy on his head and Russian forces made progress in a key battle, the Kremlin now appears keen at least to entertain the 30-day ceasefire proposal made by Ukraine and the United States on Tuesday.
Does Trump have secret plans to whack Zelensky?
But that would be a tragedy.
Dmitry S. Peskov, Mr. Putin's spokesman, told reporters on Wednesday that the Kremlin was carefully studying the outcome of Tuesday's talks between the United States and Ukraine and their call for a month-long ceasefire.
He said he expected the United States to inform Russia in the coming days of the details of the negotiations that took place and the understandings that were reached.
So he raised the possibility of another phone call between Mr. Putin and Mr. Trump, signaling that the Kremlin saw the ceasefire proposal as just part of a broader flurry of diplomacy.
Mr. Putin has seen a dizzying reversal in his geopolitical fortunes over the last month as Mr. Trump realigned American foreign policy in Russia's favor, antagonized U.S. allies, and excoriated President Zelensky of Ukraine at the White House.
So a dizzying reversal of fortune.
So you're saying he stopped winning the war because he's been winning that war?
I don't understand.
What is the reversal of for he's been winning the war?
You mean the reversal of fortune with President Trump saying that we should end the war?
You mean that kind of thing?
I don't know what they mean by that.
I really don't know.
They better not be setting us up for a false flag just to use our own equipment on us.
You know what I mean?
Well, we're going to rearm them and then what?
They're going to sell half of it again?
Yeah.
But the emergence of a joint ceasefire proposal from the United States and Ukraine complicates things for Mr. Putin.
It deepens the tension between his desires for a far-reaching victory in Ukraine and for close ties with Mr. Trump.
Oh, wait a minute.
I thought that I thought it was Trump that was buddying up to, but now the New York Times is saying that it's Putin who wants to make sure he stays on the good side of Trump.
I thought it was the other way.
I thought it was backwards.
I thought it was Trump trying to make sure he stayed on the good side of Putin.
But the New York Times is now saying it's the exact opposite.
Isn't that weird?
Oh, maybe he gave him the P-TAP back, and that's why.
They are going to proceed with joining AAA in case they need roadside assistance, though.
While Mr. Putin says he wants to end the war as soon as possible, Putin has signaled he will not stop fighting until he extracts major concessions from the West and from Kiev, including a pledge that Ukraine will not join NATO and that the alliance will reduce its presence in Central and Eastern Europe.
That makes sense.
Yeah, it makes sense.
What's in it for him?
Oh, you know, just another point here.
It's the Ukraine.
You know how they say it's not from Ukraine.
It's Ukraine.
No, it means the borderland.
So it's the, that's some lie they made up.
Yep.
They're trying to push this bullshit.
The Ukraine.
The Ukraine.
It's Kiev.
It's the Ukraine.
On January 20th, when he congratulated Mr. Trump on his inauguration, Putin made clear that the goal of any Ukraine talks must not be a short ceasefire, not some kind of respite.
Russia, he said, sought a long-term peace based on respect for the legitimate interests of all people, all nations who live in the region.
Analysts say Putin's opposition to a temporary ceasefire stemmed from the simple calculation that with Russian forces gaining on the battlefield, Moscow would only give up its leverage by stopping the fighting without winning concessions.
So they're not going to, why would he give that?
So why would Putin want to do this?
Why would he want to do that when Putin's on the march, they're winning, and Ukraine's losing, and why would- So what is that?
What does that mean?
A secret plan?
Why does everything have to be a secret?
So Ukraine set to lose Kursk pocket its foothold inside Russia.
So they're on their way to losing.
February 12th phone call between Putin and Trump and the White House subsequent alignment with Russia and the United Nations and elsewhere may have affected Putin's calculus by making him more eager to stay on Mr. Trump's good side.
Analysts say, I thought Trump was just Putin's lackey and does whatever he says.
But apparently, it's Putin who wants to stay on Trump's good side.
Isn't that weird?
Wait, I thought Elon was in charge of all of them.
Yeah.
This is the New York Times saying this.
So they've been telling me for eight years that Trump is Putin's lackey, and now all of a sudden they're telling me that Putin is eager to stay on Trump's good side.
Hey, did Israel tell the New York Times to write that as a reward for Trump being a good boy?
I wonder.
A political analyst in Moscow said the Kremlin could be tempted to accept a truce that would be tactically unfavorable, but strategically favorable in order to show that it's a peacemaker.
And another sign of Moscow's charm offensive directed at the Trump camp, Russia's foreign ministry released a 90-minute interview on Wednesday that the foreign minister Lavrov gave to three American video bloggers, including the former Fox News personality Andrew Napolitano.
I was invited to that, couldn't go.
Couldn't go.
Mr. Lavrov, speaking English, praised the Trump administration for reversing the Democrats' departure from Christian values and said Russia was ready for the normal relations that the United States was offering.
How could they have a charm offensive and not invite Martha Stewart?
Mr. Putin's calculus could also be affected by Russia's progress in recent days in pushing Ukrainian troops out of Kursk, the Russian border region, where Ukraine occupied several hundred square miles of territory in a surprise incursion last August.
Mr. Zelensky said he had planned to use that land as a bargaining chip in future talks, but the Kremlin signaled that it would refuse to negotiate so long as Ukraine held that territory.
With the Kursk region mostly back in Russian hands, Putin no longer risks losing face by agreeing to a ceasefire that would leave Ukraine in control of the swath of Russian territory.
Ukraine launches.
So here's the thing: Ukraine launches massive.
So what is the date on this?
March 11th.
Ukraine launches a massive drone strike on Moscow ahead of U.S. peace talks.
Is it massive?
Because it looks like something splatted on the side of a building, and that's about it.
That's not Kid Rock's hotel room.
That is the resounding boom of the war industry trying to impede any effort towards peace.
That's what that is.
That's what that is.
Trump.
So Danny Hyphong tweets out: Trump and his team just announced a farcical ceasefire with Ukraine, and all the warmongers are falling into line.
The bail, the ball is not in Russia's court.
The U.S. is the root cause of the conflict to start with.
Ukraine was attacking Moscow and killing innocents and cursed during these farcical talks.
So while they're having these peace talks, they're actually bombing Moscow.
Who was Ukraine?
The U.S. hasn't negotiated in good faith.
In fact, it has yet to offer one concession despite being defeated by Russia.
The U.S.'s warmongering elite can't be trusted ever, says Danny Hyphong.
So here's Ursula Vandeley.
The ball is now in Russia's court.
Emmanuel Macron, the ball is clearly in Russia's court.
That's an asshole.
The ball is always in Russia's court.
Secretary Marcos, the ball is now in Russia's court.
I think the ball gag is in.
What are you guys going to figure out when you get the memo?
Put it in your own words.
They just use the same phrase.
They get the memo, and then they just repeat it.
The ball's in your court in Russia's court.
So there's balls in Rubio's mouth.
So I agree.
So the point is it's really in the United States and Ukraine.
They're the ones who provoke this war.
They're the one who's bombing Moscow as they're trying to do peace talks.
Anyway, okay.
So it's weird.
Trump is going to start arming Ukraine again.
That's also weird.
But that's just a giveaway to the military-industrial complex.
That's all that is.
That's okay.
I'm going to, I'm going to do my corruption.
That's just, that's just, that's just corruption.
That's all that is.
Well, because we know that the assurances that it would be spent in Israel like he intended.
Right.
So, of course, they're going to take that.
And we know that they've been at least half the stuff we sent them, they're reselling on the black market.
So there's a big hysteria right now that's being manufactured by the media that's owned by Big Pharma about measles.
Now, when I was a kid, I used to watch a show called the Brady Bunch, and nobody freaked out about measles.
In fact, people got happy when the kids got happy when they got measles.
And I'm going to prove it to you.
Here's from a network television show called The Brady Bunch, and the kid gets, they all get measles.
Watch this.
Peter, what are you doing home from school?
They sent me home.
Measles.
It's either measles or a strange case of red freckles.
You have got a temperature.
They told me 101.1.
What's the record?
Never mind.
Are you sure it's the measles?
Well, he certainly got all the symptoms.
A slight temperature, a lot of dots, and a great big smile.
A great big smile.
No school for a few days.
Say hello to my dotted son for me.
Tell him I'll bring him some comic books and I'll see you later, Dean.
Okay, honey.
Bye.
Boy, this is the life, isn't it?
Yeah.
If you have to get sick, sure can't beat the measles.
That's right.
No medicine.
Inside or out.
Like shots at me.
Don't even mention shots.
Yes.
So that was how people used to treat getting the measles.
Like it was a fun couple of days home from school and you didn't have to take any medicine for it.
Kids would kind of self-immunize themselves from the measles by having it.
And then they would.
Chickenpox.
When I was in chicken eye chicken pox.
No, I didn't have measles because I got a measles shot.
And like I like to say, I never had to think about measles again, which is what I thought vaccines did.
I don't know why it's coming up again.
Having to run to the doctor to get another injection for every single thing.
That's not progress.
That's called propaganda.
Yeah, well, urban neurotics are creating that.
Like in the cities, everybody I know that doesn't know jack shit about shit, all of them are on antidepressants.
Every single last goddamn one are on antidepressants, and it warps your brain.
It does.
And here's now, so that's how the TV used to present measles.
Now, this is how the TV, which has now been bought by Big Pharma, is talking about measles.
You ready?
How do you feel?
I'm fine.
Dad says I should go to school.
Seven students confirmed with measles, four others possible.
These moms never vaccinated their kids and lied about it.
Vaccines are functional.
You are endangering the health of every child in this city.
Liz, no attorney lives.
Call 911.
All new SVU, next Wednesday at 9:00.
Oh, my God.
Measles.
Oh, my God.
Measles.
Wow.
Law and Order SVU.
I mean, they've always been real crap, but the stand-up comedy episode was like, to me, the high watermark of them being the worst.
But this is really something.
Measles didn't used to be considered deadly, but now people are so sickly and frail and weakened by the chemicals in their medicine and in their food and in their water and their environment that maybe we'll grab a few of them.
Well, plus I take a flu shot and I take my COVID shots that make my T cells go to sleep so they don't stay up all night and keep me awake.
As soon as Trump took office and RFK Jr. was confirmed, the media started telling us that we are experiencing an unprecedented measles outbreak.
Yeah, where?
Like almost everything the media says, it's a ridiculous lie.
And here, yearly measles cases.
So if you go back to 1995, there's a big bump in 1990.
It was up to almost 30,000 cases.
And then it's nothing.
Nothing.
30,000 cases.
30,000.
Nothing.
That's like way less people than Israel genocided this past summer.
That's right.
And we are here.
This is where we are.
And former guest of the show, Mary Tally Bowden, who was a COVID truth teller.
She says, oh, outbreak or political propaganda?
Measles cases in the U.S. by year.
And she shows the same thing.
Oh, look, there was one.
So just over 1,000 in 2019, and then none in 2020.
And then here we are right now, 222.
So what are they talking about?
And what Robert Malone, friend of the show, says, this is psychological bioterrorism.
It's just mind control.
Remember, what was that mass something formation psychosis?
They called it.
Yeah.
What do they call it?
Mass for it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's mass control.
It's my fancy words for all the same thing.
Mass mind control.
That's how they do it.
The shows that your meme mom peepaw watch, like Law and Order, Rape Cop.
They do that to them there.
They're going to probably have something about Islamist threats on the next Law and Order.
Maybe something about China.
They already did China is mean to Falun Gong.
So RFK went on Fox, and he talked about this a week ago.
And here's what he said about this measles.
I've been in touch with the governor, with Governor Abbott, who I talked to last week.
As you know, a little girl died.
She was a member of the Mennonite community.
She was unvaccinated.
And she's the first measles death since 2015 in our country.
The second measles death since 2005.
The second measles death in the United States since 2005.
How many deaths have happened from the flu?
Measles is less deadly than Tylenol by a lot.
He goes on.
So, you know, the disease is a self-limiting childhood disease.
And the little girl who died who may have, where malnutrition may have been an issue in our death.
So there's a lot.
So he's saying that the little girl who died, malnutrition may have played a role in her dying from it.
And watch this.
Listen to him explain this.
The poverty in that area, the food, it's kind of a food desert.
The best thing that Americans can do is to keep themselves healthy.
It's very, very difficult.
It's for measles to kill a healthy person.
If you're healthy, well-nourished.
In fact, measles at one point was killing about 10,000 people a year in our country at the time, but those deaths were eliminated through nutrition and sanitation.
In 1963, prior to the introduction of the vaccine, there was about 400 people who died from measles.
Almost all of them were malnourished children.
CDC in the past has not done a good job at quantifying the risk of vaccines.
We are going to do that now so that people can make a real informed choice about what's best for them, for their families, and their communities.
My approach to this issue is just going to be absolute radical transparency.
We're going to get the information.
You know, we have a vaccine surveillance system in this country that just doesn't work.
The CDC system, the CDC was ordered in 1986.
And when Congress gave immunity from liability to vaccine companies, it ordered CDC to create a surveillance system that really captures all of all vaccine injuries.
Under CDC's own studies show that the current system that we have, the Veris, and the vaccine adverse event reporting system, captures fewer than 1% of vaccine injury.
That is absolutely inexcusable.
People need to know.
We don't know what the risk profile is for these products.
Americans have the right to know to be able to make an informed choice.
You need to know the cost and the benefits.
And we've never quantified the cost.
And that's why there's so much mistrust.
And we need to restore government trust.
And we're going to do that by telling the truth and by doing rigorous science to understand both safety and efficacy issues.
So that's what he had to say about the measles and the vaccines.
Then he wrote this.
This was before that he had posted this March 2nd.
Bobby Kennedy says measles outbreak is a call Of action for all of us.
MMR vaccine is crucial to avoiding potentially deadly disease.
That's the subheadline from him.
When was this?
From him.
This was March 2nd.
He wrote that.
What is MMR vaccine?
That's the measles mum's rubella.
So there he is pushing the MMR vaccine.
But then he goes on to say this in the article.
Listen, it is also our responsibility to provide up-to-date guidance on available therapeutic medications, meaning non-vaccine medications.
So once you get sick, the therapies.
While there is no approved antiviral for those who may be infected with measles, the CDC has recently updated their recommendation supporting administration of vitamin A under the supervision of a physician for those with mild, moderate, and severe infection.
Studies, studies, studies have found.
Studies have found that vitamin A can dramatically reduce measles mortality.
Really?
Maybe that's why Bill Gates is trying to block out the sun so that he can sell us genetically modified vitamin A. Parents play a pivotal role in safeguarding their children's health.
All parents should consult with their healthcare providers to understand their options to get the MMR vaccine.
The decision to vaccinate is a personal one.
Vaccines not only protect individual children from measles, but also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who aren't able to be vaccinated due to medical reasons.
Tens of thousands died with or of measles annually in the 19th century America.
But by 1960, before the vaccine's introduction, improvements in sanitation and nutrition had eliminated 98% of deaths from measles.
Good nutrition remains the best defense against most chronic and infectious illnesses.
Vitamins A, C, and D and foods rich in vitamins B, 12, C, and E should be part of a balanced diet.
So that was him giving a balanced article, a balanced view of what we should be doing about measles.
And in fact, here's the studies he talked about.
I went to the Oxford International Journal of Epidemiology, effectiveness of measles vaccinations and vitamin A treatment.
The results, I'll skip down the results.
We included six high-quality random control trials in the meta-analysis of vitamin A treatment of measles, which found no significant reduction in measles mortality.
But there's more.
However, when stratifying by vitamin A treatment dose, at least two doses were found to reduce measles mortality by 62%.
So if you got two, so if you were deficient in vitamin A and they gave you two doses of it, it reduced mortality by 62%.
This is the study he's talking about or studies.
Conclusion, measles vaccine and vitamin A treatment are effective interventions to prevent measles mortality in children.
So he's telling you the part that they won't tell you on TV news because they're funded by the people selling you vaccines, not selling you vitamin A. So it's not the same as an mRNA vaccine.
So no, the MMR.
This is.
The news said he's against all vaccines automatically, the concept of vaccine.
He's against it.
So when he wrote that, here comes the hit pieces.
New York Times, without offering proof, Kennedy links measles outbreak to poor diet and health.
Oh, without offering proof.
Imagine someone doing that.
Are you joking?
I just showed you the study.
Here's another headline.
Fact check.
RFK Jr. misleads on vitamin A, unsupported therapy for measles.
I just showed you.
He also said the vaccine is effective.
Vitamin A is effective.
And he said that the vaccine's effective too.
Are you saying mainstream media is lying to me, Jimmy?
I'm telling you, mainstream media is doing a hit job on RFK Jr. around measles.
And it looks like they're causing a panic.
They're causing a panic.
Because here's where we are.
Here's where we were in 2019.
What?
Here's where we were in 1990, 30,000.
So 2019, without just a little over a thousand people had measles.
Then it went away.
Then it went away because of COVID.
Now we're back down to 222.
Oh, COVID cures measles.
That's good to know.
Yeah.
So do you see these measles outbreak is called to action for all of that?
And that's the article I just showed you.
Here's the MSNBC.
I'm a doctor.
Don't fall for this myth about vitamin A and measles.
The myth.
The myth that's published in the Oxford International Journal of Epidemiology.
That myth, that vitamin A and vaccines are effective interventions.
You mean that myth?
So again, if you're listening to big pharma-funded media, they're lying to you again.
They're lying to you.
So I'm a doctor.
Don't fall for this myth about vitamin A and measles.
And whatever you do, don't look into it.
Whatever you do, don't do what Jimmy Doerr did and do his own research and go to the Oxford International Journal of Epidemiology where it states that measles vaccines and vitamin A treatment are effective interventions to prevent measles mortality in children.
Whatever you do, don't do that.
Because then you'll know that everything that the pharma-funded media is telling you is a fucking lie.
And let's listen to Miss Corruption Pocahontas herself.
Nurse said a child Dying of measles in the United States was, quote, not unusual.
Really?
We just had a child die from measles, the first measles death in our country in almost a decade.
Maybe the first one in a decade.
So the lowest priority of disease I've heard of I've ever heard.
I've ever heard.
Is it like this is unbelievable?
I know.
Instead of telling people that the best defense against the disease is a bunch of vitamins, he should put his full and clear statement.
A bunch of vitamins.
I think he said get the vaccine for it.
It was okay to get it.
He said, get the MMR vaccine, and he said also vitamin A. And that's what the studies show.
Was historic Pocahontas a liar?
I don't remember hearing that.
Me neither.
Support behind the science-backed best defense against measles, the measles vaccine.
So I asked him a simple question.
Will he change course and encourage parents to vaccinate their kids against measles?
Yes or no?
With children's lives on the line, it should be an easy yes.
Let's hear.
So the vaccine queen certainly puts the poke back into Pocahontas.
Jabahonta's over here.
It took the risk of her losing her pharmaceutical share profits to get her to pretend to give a crap about the death of a child.
She can't golly gosh us anymore.
We know she's a big liar.
And guess what?
And Tribalism and Politics posted this.
Elizabeth Warren is once again attacking RFK Jr., this time over measles.
Interesting how she never criticized the former Health and Human Services Secretary for any of these 16 measles outbreaks in the United States last year.
Whoa, 16.
For the record, Senator RFK Jr. recommends vitamins for children currently battling measles.
Why?
Because the measles vaccine cannot be administered to an actively infected child.
It's extremely dangerous.
A veterinarian told me that with my dog.
It's such common knowledge that you can't do that.
It's a vaccine's preventative.
It's not you can't take it after you're sick.
How is that mysterious knowledge now?
But Warren wouldn't know that.
Despite her newfound health guru persona, she hasn't spent more than five minutes researching these topics.
She just knows that attacking RFK Jr. gets clicks and campaign donations.
Pathetic.
She's getting donations.
That's what it's like.
Of course.
Of course.
So if you, if you, again, if you want to know the science, here's the science.
Oxford International Journal of Epidemiology, effectiveness of measles.
You want to know what it is?
Here it is.
Conclusion.
Measles, vaccine, and vitamin A treatment are effective interventions to prevent measles mortality in children.
And by the way, that's what RFK Jr. recommended.
He recommended the vaccine and vitamin A. Just like measles, a thing that kills less people than most of the cures for things that they make.
Breaking Maui police chief John Pelletier, who gave the order to trap victims in the Lahaina fire, has now been named as a co-conspirator in the Diddy case.
That guy, I've been saying since day one, that guy's a creep.
He was also in charge of Las Vegas police when they had the Las Vegas shooting.
And then he gets the job at Maui.
Isn't that interesting?
Wow.
I'm sad this good cop just keeps getting smeared repeatedly with strange cataclysmic events.
So what is he being charged with?
He forcibly took a Diddy victim at gunpoint from Vegas to California to be raped by Diddy by posing as a sheriff, executing a fake warrant.
This is according to the suit.
But other than that, he's been an exemplary police officer and has served his community loyally for many years.
Now, don't go flying off the handle and putting two and two together because that would make you a conspiracy theorist.
Just because he's connected to two of the most suspicious things in recent history does not mean the third thing is also suspicious.
Even after these incidents occurred, Pelletier was still named chief of the Maui police.
What do you mean, even after?
It was because of the word.
That's right.
And the devastating fires happened shortly after.
Many questions have loomed as to whether or not children went missing after the fires, where entire families disappeared without a trace.
The government disputes this claim, and they have not been verified.
This story goes much deeper than what we already know.
Can we finally stop acting surprised when someone we find out someone was strategically placed in their position of power?
Because that's what this was.
And here, well, let me show you this.
Here is when he was asked about the missing children.
watch what happened this is wrapping up a media briefing in lahana today on a man confronted him about the information being publicly released That's independent journalist Nick Soder.
His social media says he flew in from Louisville two days ago.
Police asked Soder to calm down and even physically held him back.
He persisted, but it eventually ended peacefully.
If you don't know who you are, you're not identifying yourself as a medium.
Are you an important person?
Yeah.
Are you an important person?
not gonna get that question it's uh but if these 10 cadavers are Pressure is over.
I appreciate your pieces.
So he's not going to ask.
He's not going to answer my question.
It's a pictures.
There's no need for acting.
You're with Maui police, right?
Yeah, he's done with the press conference.
Get out of my way.
Who are you?
You're the Maui Police Department.
Okay, and what's my crime?
You're literally pushing the press conference is over.
The press conference is over.
Get out of the way.
Sorry.
All right, so there are 110 cadavers, but we can't identify.
We can't identify how many of them are children.
This is get out of my fucking dude.
Get off my throat.
No, I'm not going to get no.
I'm not going to get you.
I'm not doing anything illegal.
I'm trying to ask a question and we can't get the answer for it.
So that's the kind of goons that the Maui police.
How many of the 110 dead are children?
You know.
You know who are children.
They're cadavers.
You have the bodies.
You know how many of them are children.
How many children are dead?
How many children are dead, Mayor?
So you're just not going to.
I don't know.
I was saying how many children are missing.
You know.
You have no estimate as to how many children are missing.
I guess we can end this right now.
You guys want.
This is one of the biggest questions that the people of Lahina have.
You don't want to answer them.
It always takes one or two to ruin it for everybody.
At least this is our son.
Oh, we can say that about you.
You've ruined it for everybody.
You're the meter.
You can say whatever you want.
You're a disaster.
All right.
Okay.
You've been the worst mayor we can possibly imagine.
You won't even wait.
Respect.
Respect what?
This is the most dismal response we ever had.
You won't wait for your turn.
You want to shout over these guys that are legitimate.
So that's the mayor.
So that was Nick Sorter confronting the mayor on how many missing children and the cops manhandling him.
He's like yelling at foreign customer service.
Like he's a puppet who's doing the bidding of somebody.
Yes.
Just like the cop.
So Tara Bull tweeted this out.
Anyone recognize this man?
Maui police chief John Pelletier, who was also incident commander for the 2017 Las Vegas shooting, was just named in the Diddy case.
They'll tell you this is just a coincidence.
So she tweeted out this video.
Let's watch it.
That's up to research.
So of the 89.
So realize this.
When we find these, you know, our family and our friends, the remains we're finding is through a fire that melted metal.
We have to do rapid DNA to identify them.
Every one of these 89 are John and Jane Doe's.
And so when you are asking us, and we know we've got to get, and I love the way our House representative, how she said it, she was so eloquent.
We know we've got to go quick, but we've got to do it right.
So when we pick up the remains and they fall apart, and so when you have 200 people running through the scene yesterday, and some of you, that's what you're stepping on.
I don't know how much more you want me to describe it.
That's what you're stepping on.
Give us a little bit of time to contain that.
Please.
Because we've got to go make 89 notifications.
And coming from a place that had to make 58, I understand the pain this is going to take.
And we're not done with 89.
So just understand what this thing is, because none of us really know the size of it yet.
Everybody wants a number.
You want it fast or you want it right.
We're going to do it right.
Did they?
Did they do it right?
I don't think we have a number, do we?
I don't think we have a number.
Oh, by the way, here he is named in the lawsuit.
Defendant John Lawrence Pelletier is an individual who resides in a domicile in Nevada or Hawaii.
There he is.
Look at him wearing that lay.
Right?
Look at that's probably because he has so much aloha spirit.
That's probably why he's wearing that.
That's what that's what that is about.
That does bring a whole new meaning to the word wearing a lay.
Was he using all that baby oil to help start the fires?
I don't know.
Is that what it is?
Is that what it is?
I'm sorry.
That face just doesn't go along with the lay around his neck.
It just doesn't.
So it makes sense.
Like, as a guy pushing people back into a fire, he's a guy that would come and pick you up with a fake warrant to take you to be savaged by Diddy in the gang.
And Odell Beckham.
Look at Odell Beckham's in it.
Oh, he's married to the big head Kardashian, so she got her head shaped down.
Oh, I wonder if they come in for Oprah.
Maui police chief named in Sean Diddy Combs' lawsuit as an alleged co-conspirator.
He's involved in cover-up linked to Sean Diddy Combs in a nearly 90-page civil lawsuit filed by Ashley Parham and two unnamed individuals.
Pelletier is accused of being hired as security for Combs in 2018.
Really?
There's a real weird connection between security.
I say we put people to do a dirty job and keep their trap shut.
I was going to say, let's put this police chief on suicide watch, but on second thought, let's just let it play out.
The suit claims that Pelletier, who at the time was a Las Vegas police captain, posed as a sheriff deputy in California and responded to an alleged gang rape involving Combs.
The alleged victim claims that Pelletier instructed her to go home and offered no help or medical care.
The woman claims Pelletier gave an envelope to a neighbor which she believed to be full of cash.
Wow.
But isn't that standard police procedure?
Okay.
Why are you bribing the neighbor?
She claims Pelletier later took her and another plaintiff at gunpoint to his home, restrained them, refused to let them call an attorney, and made various moves to cover up the kidnapping.
In a statement, Maui County Mayor Richard Bisson requested that the Maui County Police Commission put Pelletier on administrative leave while the investigation remains ongoing.
Wow.
Wow.
Pelletier released a statement Tuesday morning in response.
Let me be clear: the allegations made against me are completely false, and I have not been formally served with any legal paperwork throughout my career.
I have served with integrity and dedication.
I am deeply disappointed by this request, which I believe to be both premature and unjust.
I understand the importance of transparency and accountability in law enforcement, and I fully intend to cooperate with any necessary processes to ensure the truth is known.
And are you now, sir, or have you ever been a liar?
However, I firmly believe no one should face professional consequences based on unsubstantiated claims.
I remain committed to the officers, staff, and residents of this county and sincerely appreciate the support of those who know my character, my dedication to my family, and my lifelong commitment to this profession.
Despite this challenge, my focus remains on serving the community and leading the Maui Police Department with the honor and integrity it deserves.
Okay.
Wow.
I like how, like, everybody, all these other jobs, you do have to step down, but not something like police.
Something that important.
There's no need.
No, don't need.
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