Dr. Anthony Fauci, former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), told The Hill on Monday that he intends to accept the pardon preemptively offered to him by President Biden. Fauci said in an email that the White House approached him about the pardon about a month ago and that he did not ask for one. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss Fauci’s myriad crimes and whether accepting the pardon necessitates Fauci’s acknowledgement of guilt for criminal behavior. Plus segments on Donald Trump’s inaugural speech and journalist Max Blumenthal’s criticism of the Washington DC press corps for failing to speak out against the Gaza genocide. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!
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So there it is.
Joseph R. Biden pardoned, gave a preemptive pardon to Anthony S. Fauci.
Oh, that's great.
Guess what else Biden just preemptively pardoned?
Science himself.
I was afraid science will go to prison for life, Jimmy.
I was afraid science would go to prison for life.
So by the way, this is suitable for framing, isn't it?
Nothing says trust the science quite like a blanket preemptive pardon.
I mean, there's nothing I trust more than that.
It's a shout of Turin to me, a blanket preemptive pardon.
And Kurt, we have to face the facts that we know, you and I both know people who's going to defend this guy, Fauci, no matter what is revealed, because we have some effed up friends.
And I'm not going to say they're evil, but after knowing everything that we know, the fact that they don't come around is very suspicious pharmaceutical shareholder behavior.
Is it?
I don't know.
This should have a quote.
The quote should be, I don't always try to poison the population.
Oh, who am I kidding?
Of course I do.
It does not look like the commercial.
Yeah.
That could be a good meme.
Yeah.
By the way, the Justice Department, you know, the January 6th people who they're politically prosecuting, the people who 99.9% of them were peaceful protesting.
The Justice Department sent a message.
This is from December 11th.
The Justice Department.
The other 1% were cops for the record.
Yeah, that's right.
The people on January 6th who were violent, most of them were cops.
The Justice Department said, I mean, undercover.
And the only person.
And the only person who shot the gun was a cop inside and killed a Navy veteran.
Unarmed.
By the way, all the people were unarmed.
The Justice Department sent a message Wednesday to January 6th defendants.
Accepting a pardon from Donald Trump is, quote, a confession of guilt for your crimes.
Well, so it's a good idea.
I didn't know they were saying those kind of things.
So if he accepts that, is that the same thing?
Is he saying he's guilty?
I think Joy Behar is pretty clear that no, it is not the same.
This is what the Justice Department under Joe Biden said.
A pardon at some unspecified date in the future would not unring the bell of conviction.
Federal prosecutors argued in January 6th case before U.S. District Judge Carl Nichols.
In fact, quite the opposite.
The defendant would first have to accept the pardon, which necessitates a confession of guilt.
So if you accept a pardon, according to the law and according to the Justice Department, it necessitates you saying, yes, I'm guilty.
What?
Did you know that?
No, that's true.
The defendant would first have to accept the pardon, which necessitates a confession of guilt.
I have never heard that in my life until just now.
That's wild.
Whereas accepting a presidential pardon from Joe Biden is like winning in Las Vegas, but without the tax withholdings.
Okay, question.
If it's preemptive, is there some loophole where you don't have to say you did something?
There must be, but here's a little bit more.
So this is from the Supreme Court decision case, whatever.
Acceptance of pardon.
The court held, the court held that a pardon, while an act of grace, is not effective unless accepted by the person pardoned.
Acceptance of the pardon implies an acknowledgement of guilt.
That's what the Supreme Court said, Kurt.
Can I acknowledge my guilt in the future since it's a preemptive pardon?
So now these people, so he's, so now is Fauci going to acknowledge that he's so if he accepts the pardon, that means he's saying, yes, I'm guilty of a crime.
What crime?
Science?
Now they also, he also pardoned his family, Joe Biden, and he also pardoned the January 6th show trial committee.
What crime was that?
So now a lot of those people are still sitting in Congress.
So if they accept a pardon while sitting in Congress, according to the Supreme Court, they're admitting that they're guilty of a crime.
So Adam Schiff didn't want to do that.
That's why he didn't accept his pardon.
And Liz Cheney didn't want it.
Did they not accept him?
Did they understand the law?
Did they not?
They didn't want to do that.
What?
Did they not accept them?
Oh, yeah.
Schiff said, no, thanks.
I don't need a pardon.
Oh, really?
Oh, okay.
We're going to talk about that in another segment.
So there it is.
So the acceptance of a pardon implies an acknowledgement of guilt.
Of course it does.
So they've probably had to acknowledge guilt and you're supposed to go.
Yeah, but it's like taking a plea.
And by the way, the effect of a pardon, it does not erase the fact of a crime or prevent the individual from being legally compelled to testify about it.
So you better snitch, Fauci.
Come on, Rand Paul.
So they can still make Fauci testify.
Oh, he might now because he's got a pardon.
Because he's got a pardon.
So this could be good.
Wait, this is crazy.
Oh, please force in a pardon.
The court affirmed that the Fifth Amendment process.
So the Fifth Amendment, which means you don't have to self-incriminate if they ask you a question.
It's not Biden.
So if you get a pardon and you don't accept it, you cannot be compelled.
You don't give up your Fifth Amendment right.
You can't be compelled to testify against yourself unless you accept it.
If you accept it, you've already accepted and acknowledged that you're guilty.
So the decision to underscore that a pardon is not an automatic absolution, but involves the consent of the recipient.
It also highlighted that a pardon does not compel someone to forfeit their constitutional rights without their consent.
Oh, Trump, please put them on a trial where they have to testify for God's sakes.
I didn't know this was a thing.
This could like bring down a lot of awful stuff if they did this.
So Trump said, this is from Politico.com.
Donald Trump Jr., the president-elect eldest son, responded to Fauci's news on X. He says he doesn't have to accept the pardon if he did nothing wrong.
Be a man and turn it down.
But you know, he won't because everyone knows he's guilty of so much.
Of course.
Well, now be a man and testify.
So Ron Rand Paul says, if there was ever any doubt as to who bears responsibility for the COVID pandemic, Biden's party and pardon of Fauci forever seals the deal.
As chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, I will not rest until the entire truth of the cover-up is exposed.
Fauci's pardon will only serve as an accelerant to pierce the veil of deception.
Ignanimous Anthony Fauci.
Ignominious.
I'm sorry, ignominious.
What does that mean?
Does anybody know?
I don't fucking know.
What does ignominion mean?
Deserving or causing public disgrace or shame.
There you go.
Anthony Fauci will go down in history as the first government scientist to be preemptively pardoned for a crime.
Hey, what do you want to bet if he put if he puts he goes after Fauci to make him testify?
Here's my prediction.
Fauci goes, this is national security.
And he has to say something to something in a skiff, like it's a UFO.
I'll bet you the national security, because that's DARPA shit that he's involved in.
Yes.
So that's his other out is national security.
That gets you out of anything.
Torture.
It does.
Mass murder.
It does.
It does get you out of anything.
But if it makes anybody feel any better, Bush and Cheney tortured some folks, as Barack Obama said.
And I don't remember them needing a pardon.
No, it didn't even come up, really.
No.
And I don't want to play stereotypes here, but Fauci needs a Luigi, if you know what I'm talking about.
Here's what I said: I said Fauci funded the gain of function research that created the COVID-19 virus that killed millions of people, according to them.
He then lied about it to Congress twice.
He's the biggest mass murderer in the history of mankind.
There's no two ways about that.
That's not hyperbole.
He funded the gain of function research.
That's why his pardon goes back to 2014.
Did you know that?
Yeah, well, I happened to look up the old article when he brought on, her name's Liu, the scientist who's foremost in gene therapy.
Remember the term gene therapy?
Yeah.
They said the vaccine.
So that's how far back they plotted to say a gene therapy is a vaccine.
Really, it's a team effort.
He can't take all the credit.
Come on.
So let me, he's the biggest mass murderer in the history of mankind.
He is.
He also lied about early treatments for COVID that killed countless more people.
He also experimented on orphaned black children using toxic drugs during the AIDS crisis.
There's a BBC documentary about it.
Yeah, they're buried in shallow grave in Yonkers.
Didn't even test them for AIDS first.
Just put the he also tortured dogs on the regular.
As the White Coke Coat Waste Project reported, he approved research that starved beagles and then had their vocal cords removed so they couldn't howl or bark.
And the beagles had their heads trapped in cages with hungry sand fleas that ate them alive.
Okay, well, in my defense, it's the only way I can achieve an erection.
The biggest mass murder in history, and all he got was a bobblehead doll.
Well, don't forget we brought Mengele to America and he didn't pay for his crime.
So, I mean, Fauci's going to pay.
Fauci is the worst, the world's worst human being ever.
And the corporate media sold him to you as a savior, and America bought it because Trump.
You know, is he the worst?
I think that's up to Keith Oberman to decide.
I think it's up to Keith Oberman.
And now, lifelong career criminal Joe Biden has given him a pardon, shielding him from investigation and prosecution because he was paid to by Big Pharma and the war machine as Fauci was the head of the Pentagon's bioweapons development.
I bet they didn't pay him.
They just worked him like a puppet.
Biden is gone.
So, like, he didn't do that.
Fauci said, by the way, Fauci is accepting this pardon because he knows he's guilty.
Yeah.
So, over and over and over again.
America is run by absolute criminals and is more corrupt than most people's brains can comprehend.
They cannot comprehend it, and they will think you're an apologist for our adversaries when you mention how much worse we're doing than them.
Russia and China, America does worse.
Just so everybody knows, I've been there and seen it, and this is years ago.
So, I wonder if sex freaks are going to drop the leather Hitler outfit now and switch to the freaky Fauci get up with the leather with a leather stethoscope or something.
Yeah, it's Pinocchio stuff.
Here is Blue Fairy from Pinocchio.
That's the Democratic Party.
Here is from right near my house, Ted Liu, Congressman Ted Luce.
Remember what this was back in 2020 when they thought that Trump was going to do blanket pardons.
He said, what 20 crimes did the allies of Donald Trump commit that would necessitate the preemptive pardons?
There's no doubt the Trump administration is the most corrupt in history, and that's saying a lot when you include Nixon.
So, really?
No, not really.
Nixon?
How about George W. Bush and his piece of shit son?
How about moron?
So bioweapons.
Anyway, can you even pardon someone for that?
I guess if Israel can do genocide, I guess bioweapons are fine.
Yeah, things are a little loose right now with that.
So that's what Ted Liu used to say when Trump was president.
Yeah.
What are the crimes that would even necessitate that?
Here's what Glenn Greenwald says.
Everything Democrats and corporate media falsely claim Trump would do with the pardon power to destroy democracy and the rule of law, pardon all his family members and all his political allies, were things that Trump didn't do.
They were, however, all the things that Biden did.
It's remarkable.
And there are people that I know personally who are out on social media like mindless, brainwashed, brain-dead zombies defending Fauci and defending Biden right now.
Of course, because they're complicit.
They're complicit in the crime.
So that's where the Hitler wasn't that bad people are coming out.
Yeah.
Yep.
So the fact that Fauci's pardon specifically explicitly addresses his COVID-related offenses while being backdated to 2014, the year the gain of function ban ban.
So Barack Obama banned gain of function because the viruses were somehow escaping the labs.
Do you remember that?
So he put a ban on it.
And then Fauci decided, I'm going to do it anyway.
And he gave them because he doesn't work for the president, just like the FBI and the CIA don't.
The chief, he's not.
He's not.
He thinks that.
He's not.
So Fauci went through a CIA cutout through the CIA.
He funded the, called EcoHealth Alliance.
He funded the gain of function research.
They didn't stop it in China.
Speaks volumes as to what this is really about.
That's what this is really about.
Yeah.
So it's about him lying to Congress.
It's about him actually creating the virus that killed millions and millions of people.
So you know how Fauci, I was wondering how the hell we're making these viruses in China or adversary.
Well, remember how you always hear about how China has a population bomb coming of old people they can't take care of?
So it was in their interest as well.
That's why we were invited to make bioweapons in China because a bunch of these scumbag leaders want to clear out the old growth.
Kurt, now that is a conspiracy theory that I cannot confirm.
I didn't want to bring up the Danny Haifong, but just so you know, don't have hope in none of these people.
So it's always nice to see, see that nice, that, that, it's a nice raised seal right next to the signature of a train seal.
So clandestine says, holy S, Fauci's pardon also begins on January 1st, 2014, just like Hunter's.
Why?
Because this is when the Obama CIA State Department took over Ukraine and began gain of function research on bad coronaviruses in Ukraine, which Fauci spearheaded.
It's about a bioweapon production.
Oh, in Ukraine, I didn't, I forgot the peaceful.
Wait, you're telling me that's what the peaceful biolabs were doing in Ukraine?
I don't know.
I can't vouch for that.
I mean, that's what he says.
I'm just showing you what.
Victoria Newland said those were peaceful.
Yeah, but Dorian Newland said that they weren't doing.
So I can't vouch for what Clan.
I'm just showing you what some people are saying on the internet.
I'm not saying that's real, but that's what somebody's saying.
Maybe if any bioweapons experts could tell us the difference between a peaceful, peaceful biolab and a bioweapons lab, because I can't think of one, but maybe I'm not an expert.
You know, I'm not lesbian, as I said.
So if you really want to know, here's the closest we got to somebody on television saying the crimes that Fauci has committed.
And it was a congressman, and he is also a doctor.
And here's what he said.
Yes, so many Americans am deeply disappointed in your actions during a critical time in our nation's history while you were in key leadership roles as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease and as the chief medical advisor to President Biden.
But quite simply, you failed miserably, in my opinion.
Based on all we have learned during the pandemic and all that we have since learned through this committee's work, I believe your failures stem from both an effort of self-preservation manifested by a series of lies and cover-up and by a total failure of leadership.
It was obvious to everyone that you and your organization, NIH, had a lot to lose if the American people were to discover that COVID-19 was most likely leaked from a lab in Wuhan, China, and that you, the EcoHealth Alliance and Peter Dasik, actually funded this research and that this lab was actively and recklessly conducting gang of function research.
As such, you did everything in your power to deflect and cover up this possibility.
You even recruited others to help you in this effort.
Unfortunately, this cost our country and the world valuable time, time that may have led to answers regarding the origin, may have blunted the spread and would have almost certainly saved lives.
While I think most of us have known all along what I just described, what I have been appalled to discover through sworn testimony to this committee is the level at which you and those that worked for you went to cover up the obvious.
Just a few examples, and I know these have been touched on, but they're important for everyone to hear.
Dr. Lawrence Tayback, former acting director of NIH, testified that under the generic definition that NIH did, in fact, fund gain of function research.
This was based on a definition that was initially used by NIH and a definition that was abandoned and removed from the website in October of 2021 and replaced by a new, much more detailed definition with a much higher bar that you have since conveniently used to define gain of function testing and to deny what Dr. Tayback has since confirmed.
So Rand Paul questioned Dr. Fauci twice in Congress under oath: did you fund gain of function research?
And he said, no, we didn't.
And what that doctor, who's in Congress, is revealing is that Fauci changed the definition of what it is, what gain of function is.
So what he did wouldn't be considered it.
So it was, again, just another switcheroo sleight of hand, something he would be convicted of in front of a jury.
He also said that EcoHealth Alliance failed to properly and promptly report that their research violated the terms of the grant, something that went completely unaddressed under your watch.
Dr. Moranz, your senior advisor, who you have tried today to distance yourself from, but whose large volume of emails clearly demonstrate that you had a very close and personal relationship with and who reported to you directly, has openly bragged about how he subverted the FOIA request.
I remind you that the law requires you and your former organization to comply With Freedom of Information Act request.
It is not optional.
If you or your employees or your organization that you oversaw were systemically avoiding transparency and illegally hiding or destroying documents that rightfully belong to the American people, then you should be criminally charged and they should as well.
In addition, Dr. Gregory Folkers, your chief of staff, also engaged in illegal practices in which he crafted messages using symbols instead of letters to avoid FOIA exposure.
In an email, April 2020 from Dr. Moranz to Peter Dazzick, he says, quote, there are things I can't say.
Well, I wonder what he couldn't say.
He also went on to say, quote, except Tony is aware, and I have learned there are ongoing efforts within NIH to steer through this with minimal damage to you, Peter, and colleagues, and to NIH and NAID, end quote.
And then a few days later, he said, quote, I have reason to believe that there are already efforts going on to protect you, end quote.
In February of 2021, Dr. Moranz wrote to Boston University scientist Gerald Kirst saying, quote, I learned from our FOIA lady here how to make emails disappear after I'm FOIA, but before the search starts.
So I think we are all safe.
End quote.
So that's him and his criminal cabal doing criminal stuff and then talking, bragging to each other about how they made the evidence of their crimes disappear.
Yeah.
Hey, Jimmy, remember in England that UK, whatever he was in parliament and he said, when do we deploy the new variant?
Remember that?
North K said, I don't even know what to make of that.
Well, I think I know what to make of that.
Dr. Fauci, I want to know what you're being protected from and what you needed to be safe from.
I'm going to go on because I have a little time here.
He went on to say, quote, Plus, I deleted most of the earlier emails after sending to Gmail.
Once again, illegal and an actual crime.
Dr. Moranz noted in another email.
So they're supposed to use government emails.
They weren't.
He was sending it through Gmail and then deleting them.
The Hillary method.
So there wouldn't be a record.
So this is all illegal.
Nobody talks about any of this.
You know, it's weird and quote, I learned the tricks of the, I learned the tricks last year from an old friend, Marge Moore, who heads our FOIA office and also hates FOIAs.
End quote.
It is absolutely amazing to me that Dr. Moranz and Marge Moore still have jobs and taxpayers are still paying their salaries.
Dr. Moranz wrote to Dr. Dazik in April of 2021: quote, P.S., I forgot to say there is no worry about FOIAs.
I can either send stuff to Tony on his private email or hand it to him to work or at his house.
He is too smart to let colleagues send him stuff that could cause trouble.
End quote.
Apparently, you neglected to surround yourself with equally smart individuals.
Dr. Moranz wrote to another collaborator, Peter Hotitz, in June 2021 at Baylor College of Medicine that he had deleted all his emails related to COVID origin when, quote, the shit hit the fan, end quote.
He said, quote, I feel pretty sure Tony were too.
The best way to avoid FOIA hassles is to delete all emails when you learn the subject is pretty sensitive.
In October 2021, Dr. Moranz wrote to Peter Dazzick, quote, Peter, from Tony's numerous recent comments to me and from what Francis has been vocal about over the past five years, we are trying to protect you and they are protecting their own reputations as well.
End quote.
What are they protecting?
Wait, Peter, not Peter Hotez.
What are they protecting?
Not the great Peter Hotz, the guy who warned me about jungle-born parasites and GOFIN and the new chicken virus.
And Francis Collins, the former head of the NIH.
I'll just jump ahead.
The American people can rest assured that we are going to continue to pursue answers and we continue to push for full accountability from you and your colleagues despite continuing efforts to try to cover this up.
Dr. Fauci, history will not be kind to you and you will be known as the man who put his personal interests before the interests of the American people, the very people that you were supposed to be protecting.
Your actions, along with several others we have had before this committee, have completely eroded Americans' trust in our public health system and the agency that you represented for half a century.
With that, I yield back.
Well said.
Well, the good news is, according to Camus at Newsstart, he says, despite a presidential pardon, Dr. Anthony Fauci isn't out of the woods yet.
State-level prosecutions could still land him behind bars.
A federal pardon doesn't cover state crimes, meaning if Fauci's actions broke state laws, he could face the music in state courts.
Fingers crossed.
That's true.
I sure hope he doesn't commit suicide.
Peter Schiff says, the people Biden pardon can no longer use the Fifth Amendment to avoid telling the truth about what happened.
Also, if they commit perjury, I don't think the Biden pardons would protect against that.
So if you accept a pardon, according to Peter Schiff, and according to what I read earlier, you cannot use the Fifth Amendment.
But if you reject the pardon, you can still invoke the Fifth Amendment.
But if you accept it, you're admitting guilt and you can be compelled to testify.
Even though you can't be prosecuted, you can be compelled to testify.
And if you perjure yourself in that testimony, he's saying, I think that that would not be protected by a pardon.
Remember, they said they made Trump sound like he was a mental case and that hydroxychloroquine was fish tank cleaner and ivermectin was horse paste.
Yeah.
Well, just I just Google it.
It comes up.
This is from 2005.
Chloroquine is a potent inhibitor of SARS coronavirus.
What's that from?
That's from the NIH website.
So not potential, potent as in we know for a fact it's potent.
That's what it sounds like.
Wow.
This is from the Virology Journal.
Chloroquine is a potent inhibitor of SARS coronavirus.
Science changes.
That's also 2005.
This is from the National Institute of Health.
Chloroquine is a potent inhibitor of SARS.
There it is.
That's from 2005, August 22nd.
Wow.
So this was forgotten knowledge, I guess, along with what a woman is.
Chloroquine is effective.
Well, it never, because there's only six media companies.
So nobody, there wasn't, wasn't a media company reporting this because they're all beholden to big pharma.
Why does big pharma fund cable news programs to the tune of 70% of their budgets?
Why?
So they don't not be, they're not funding investigations.
They're funding their non-investigations.
They're paying them off.
So they, that's right.
So that's a, that's what the, it's a bribe.
And the moron mind-controlled public isn't going to bother to look at this.
I should show it to them.
And they probably still won't.
Chloroquine is effective in preventing the spread of SARS-CoV- there.
It is in cell culture.
There it is.
Favorable inhibition of virus spread was observed.
That's just from the headline.
Here's another one from Science Direct.
Chloroquine and COVID-19, a potential game changer.
What year was this?
2020.
That's from May 2020.
I hope they were struck down by Mark Zuckerberg's fact checking.
I hope Mark Zuckerberg's fact checkers got to them.
So here's Tony Fauci.
Just to let you know, Tony Fauci's, his crimes, there's videos of his crimes, right?
So here's one.
He's going to tell you what his crime is.
preparedness.
And if there's one message that I want to leave with you today based on my experience, and you'll see that in a moment, is that there is no question that there will be a challenge, the coming administration, in the arena of infectious diseases, but also there will be a surprise outbreak.
I'm telling you, why do they always have to broadcast?
They're going to do it, and then they do it, and then it's a conspiracy to say they did it.
How do you know there's going to be, first of all, there's no question that the coming administration is going to have to deal with a pandemic.
How do you know that?
By the way, it didn't happen until his last year in office.
Yeah, the God of science knows all, I guess.
Right?
All of a sudden, oh, right?
There's an election coming.
Hey, Peter Hotez said we're definitely getting something.
He gave us a great sneak peek at the new diseases coming out.
And then he said it's going to be a surprise.
How do you predict something that's a surprise?
The answer is you can't do it.
That's how.
What's that?
These assholes can tell you what the crime they're going to do to your dumb fucking face and do it, and they will get away with it.
Do you think that's normal?
How is that normal to anyone?
Well, I have some theories.
If you ever want to start social distancing yourself, Kurt, tell the truth about Fauci to your friends.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I have done that, and it does work.
It does work.
I can attest to that.
Believe me.
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Let's get right to the highlights of Donald Trump's speech today.
Here we go.
Here's some highlights.
As we gather today, our government confronts a crisis of trust.
For many years, a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly in complete disrepair.
We now have a government that cannot manage even a simple crisis at home, while at the same time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.
The journey to reclaim our So that is 100% correct.
We can't even handle the crisis at home.
We couldn't handle Lahanai.
We couldn't handle hurricanes.
We can't handle wildfires.
Meanwhile, we're shipping trillions of dollars to the war machine to fight foreign wars for fun.
They're not for fun.
They're to put money in the hands of the people who actually run the world.
It's an upward transfer.
It's an upward transfer of wealth.
Kurt Mexican's here.
Hey, Kurt.
Yeah.
So he's right.
As LA was burning, we had empty reservoirs, 117 million gallon empty reservoir right in Pacific Palisades.
They had 100 fire trucks in Los Angeles in the mechanic shop.
100.
Did you know that, Kurt?
No, I did not know that.
Yeah, 100.
They have.
Don't second guess them, Jimmy.
You're not qualified.
You're not a lesbian.
They had fire hydrants broken that had been dismantled for parts by vandals.
They knew this.
They didn't do anything.
Richest state in the world.
It's the fifth largest economy in the world.
They don't have fire hydrants that work.
They can't keep their reservoir.
After 12 months of record historic rains, reservoirs empty because they drained them on purpose.
The mayor hiring a water...
The person in charge of the water department at twice the salary of the first original...
$750,000 that woman made.
And she drained the...
Back to Trump.
But he's right about that.
We can't even handle...
Public has not been an easy one that I can tell you.
Those who wish to stop our cause have tried to take my freedom and indeed to take my life.
I was saved by God to make America great again.
So there you go.
I'm going to get into a little bit more later about the darkest chapter in American politics, I think, happened in the last couple of years.
It's when since Trump announced he was running for president again, and they put all of the people around him in jail, including Steve Bannon.
They prosecuted the president, former president.
First time we've ever done something like that.
We didn't prosecute Bush and Cheney after they tortured the folks.
They're still, yeah, they're still walking around.
Oh, it's about the, like I said, oh, Jim, it's about the rule of law.
Really?
Why is George Bush still walked the earth a free man?
You know, it's actually, there's probably been all this dark stuff you don't know about, but this is the first time that I can recall where it was this much in your face.
Like the stuff they would normally have to be clandestine about, they were doing pretty openly.
It's gross.
It's beyond gross.
It's everything that the media and the Democrats have been saying that Trump was doing, undermining our democracy, weaponizing the prosecuting his political, they were doing.
The enemy of the people was the press.
He was Right.
That's right.
And he was right.
I was calling him the frenemy of the people, but no, enemy.
Enemy.
So here's some more highlights.
Our country can no longer deliver basic services in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful people of North Carolina.
Been treated so badly.
And other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that took place many months ago.
Or more recently, Los Angeles, where we're watching fires still tragically burn.
From weeks ago, without even a token of defense, they're raging through the houses and communities.
45 minutes it took for them to respond to the first fire.
Took 45 minutes, as documented.
I showed you that video.
It is even affecting some of the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom are sitting here right now.
Interesting.
Here's more.
I'll just say this before we play more.
I found his speech refreshing.
I've never said that about an inaugural address.
I've never said that about a state of the union.
I found this refreshing.
And by the way, it was brief.
It was less than 30 minutes.
Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders.
With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense.
It's all about common sense.
First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border.
Big deal.
There's our former borders are sitting right there going, huh?
Did I fail?
No, she did what she was told to, which is keep the border open.
They both did what they were told to.
This is Bernie Sanders said in 2016.
Open borders are billionaires.
That's what they want.
The Koch brothers scheme to drive down wages.
And they did it.
All illegal entry will immediately be halted, and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came.
How could you be against that?
How could you be against stopping illegal immigration and returning criminal illegal aliens to where they came from?
How could you be against that?
I predict that when they go do their crackdowns, if they do them, and to I'm, I predict most of it's going to be for show.
There's no way that there's no way they can deport 20 million people.
They're not going to do it.
So they're going to have some shows and some of this, but it's going to be mostly criminals.
That's my prediction.
I could be wrong.
I hope I'm right.
And if you're against deporting criminal, illegal aliens, then there's something wrong with you.
What do you got to say?
Yeah, I don't know how either because what about all those people they brought in that lowered the wages at Purdue and all those other companies?
Yes.
Where they had to actually like, it can't be right, but from what I understand, some of these countries are like, we have to do this.
They're actually like being made to, I mean, a thing they want to do anyway, but it looked like the government was way in on making that happen, like lowering the wages, hire this group of illegals for this app.
I don't understand.
I don't understand why you couldn't just go to these companies and be like, who's here legally and who's not?
Get them out.
But the criminal thing, the most baffling thing to me is, how are you being spied on?
I'm being spied on.
That's right.
Where I'll be hit American soil.
You can't find them no more.
Here we go.
More.
This week, I will reinstate any service members who were unjustly expelled from our military for objecting to the COVID vaccine mandate with full back pay.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
What do you say?
What do you think about that, Kurt?
Hey, keep them coming, man.
Let's see.
You know, and then just looking at the people that are seated not applauding that these former military members should get back pay, and they're not applauding that.
They're not standing for that.
Where is your loyalty to the country, to the people that serve the country?
To big farmers' profits.
What, Kurt?
Is that Miley?
Is Miley in the audience?
Ah, I don't think so.
Oh, that would be real.
Thank you.
And I will sign an order.
Maybe those people who are in uniform aren't applauding because they had to take the goddamn shit.
They took it.
Right?
Because if they didn't take it, they'd be out.
They're like, oh, I didn't have to take it.
They're probably like, oh, damn, I didn't have to take it and I would have got paid anyway.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
To stop our warriors from being subjected to radical political theories and social experiments while on duty.
It's going to end immediately.
So that's not just medical experiments, which, by the way, look into the anthrax vaccine.
Remember when they said, oh, there's Gulf War syndrome?
Lots of soldiers and military men got Gulf War syndrome who came nowhere near the Gulf.
Just to let you know.
Jimmy, this was a big story that a bunch of soldiers didn't want to take it.
Okay.
And at the time, I remember my dad told me, don't you remember?
He was like, don't get a job, work with your hands, because it'll ruin your body and you'll just get broken old and don't join the military because they'll use you as a guinea pig.
Yep.
And that was a thing.
If you signed up for the military, they tested stuff out on you.
So when it became civilian time, that it's mandated, it was crazy to me.
Because I'm like, I thought I had to sign up for service to go through that.
So that's Good news.
People who got kicked out of the military because they wouldn't take an experimental vaccine, which wouldn't be considered a vaccine just five years ago that had changed the definition.
They changed the definition.
Now it's considered a vaccine.
Experimental medical treatment.
Now they get reinstated and they get back pay.
It's amazing.
It's amazing Joe Biden didn't do that.
From this day on, the United States of America will be a free, sovereign, and independent nation.
We will stand bravely.
We will live proudly.
We will dream boldly.
And nothing will stand in our way because we are Americans.
The future is ours.
And our golden age has just begun.
I got to say, I am jealous of his hair color.
I got to say, I got to say, I was looking at my hair color today.
I'm like, ah, man, I missed when I was a brunette.
His golden hair.
And there's a guy, like a guy who's got the balls to keep dying his hair, even though he's almost 80.
It comes out gold when he's done putting the blonde into the white.
I got to do something.
I'm really, I'm down on my hair.
Put it that way.
The color anyway.
Either I should go all.
I don't know.
Anyway, I'm too vain.
Let's watch.
After years and years of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship and bring back free speech to America.
What?
You mean the executive branch of the United States government wasn't already committed to free speech?
He has to sign it.
Oh, no, that's right.
They weren't.
That's right.
That's right.
They were pressuring social media companies to make sure that they censored people.
Let's listen to that again.
Thank you.
After years and years of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship and bring back free speech to America.
You wouldn't think that the president would have to say something like that.
But no, they do.
He does.
Because we've been living in a dictator.
The hallmark of dictators is censorship.
And they always say they're doing it to protect you.
That's exactly what they said this time.
We have to stop misinformation.
Because misinformation, people will die from misinformation.
You know what?
No, I remember Iraq.
I remember.
Yeah.
I can't believe people have the nerve to talk about China.
Hey, that guy was in China.
I apologize.
Do you remember where you live and you know you have less freedoms in China?
I've been there.
Your day-to-day freedoms are so much less in China.
I didn't want that to be how it is, but that's what it is.
So I think that may be the second most important part of the speech.
Here we go.
Never again will the immense power of the state be weaponized to persecute political opponents.
Something I know something about.
Yep.
So realize what he's saying.
That's the president of the United States saying that, hey, the justice system, the Justice Department, was weaponized against me.
First time in history we've ever done something like that.
Prosecuted by Press.
And they couldn't find a crime.
They couldn't find a crime.
I'm surprised by that most of all.
They couldn't find a crime to prosecute him of.
They had all BS garbage crime.
Oh, he mishandled classified documents.
He's the president of the United States.
He can unclassify any document he wants.
He's the guy who does that.
By the way, you got too many of them.
They found a box of classified documents in Joe Biden's garage next to his Corvette when he was vice president.
He didn't have the authority to declassify them, and they didn't prosecute him.
Hillary Clinton, top secret emails on her private server.
Didn't prosecute her.
Donald Trump, we got to get him.
We're going to raid his house.
We're going to raid his house.
That's right.
Go through all Melania's stuff in front of her.
Let him know who's boss.
I don't blame Hillary.
Grandma.
A lot of grandmas keep a full server in their bathroom and burn it with assets.
I'm going to.
And then they had to charge him with normal real estate practices, elevating the price of your property.
Normal.
You're charged with first-degree normal real estate practices.
So to me, that was the greatest threat to our democracy.
And they did it right out in the open, and nobody would say anything about it.
Cornell West was all cool with it when he came on my show.
You think he would stand up and say something, didn't say a word.
Didn't say a word.
Didn't say a word.
Called me a Trumper because I thought that was a bad idea that we would set a precedent of prosecuting former presidents because we were afraid he was going to win again.
Yeah, prosecute them for the crimes they do.
You know, like the mass murders that have been unaccounted for.
That's right.
We just overcall it to what is it?
The post-World War II rules-based order?
The rules-based order.
Not law, because we are above the law.
So to me.
Yeah.
So to me, that was that was that was the, to me, the darkest moment politically in American history, maybe since the Civil War.
That's the darkest moment when the media, the establishment and both parties, and every Democrat in the country went along with prosecuting and weaponizing the Justice Department and using it as a weapon, political weapon.
Yeah.
I would say it's the darkest, unclassified moment in America.
Yeah, the darkest, unclassified moment.
Yeah.
We will not allow that to happen.
It will not happen again.
Under my leadership, we will restore fair, equal, and impartial justice under the constitutional Rule of law.
And we are going to bring law and order back to our cities.
This week, I will also end the government policy of trying to socially engineer race and gender into every aspect of public and private life.
Sounds like to me, this is Martin Luther King Day.
That sounds like a paraphrasing of Martin Luther King.
I have a dream.
Yeah.
When people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Yeah, that's why the FBI and CIA killed him.
That's right.
Remember?
And then they have the balls to put up Martin Luther King Day recruiting ads.
That people will be judged by their merit, not by their gender or their sexual identity.
We will forge a society that is colorblind and merit-based.
That sounds like Martin Luther King.
As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
I was going to make a joke about that.
Are they going to tell us what a woman is?
When is somebody going to tell me what a woman is?
Are we having full disclosure, as they say?
Thank you.
Thank you.
This week, I will reinstate any service members who were unjustly expelled from our military for objecting to the COVID vaccine mandate with full back pay.
We already saw that part.
There's these guys.
Oh, they're not going to show up.
And I will sign an order to stop our warriors from being subjected to radical political theories and social experiments while on duty.
It's going to end immediately.
So not only medical experiments, but he means social experiments.
Like they've been doing all the woke stuff inside the military, too.
Hey, can we get that also that we don't have to be part of that?
I hope so.
Just the military?
We do that in Hollywood.
Armed forces will be free to focus on their sole mission, defeating America's enemies.
Are they going to invade the CIA?
Right?
I think they should.
His hair looks good, I got to say.
For a guy who's 78 or whatever.
Hair looks good.
Like in 2017, we will again build the strongest military the world has ever seen.
We will measure our success not only by the battles we win, but also by the wars that we end and perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into.
When's the last time you heard the president say something like that?
Thank you.
I can't remember.
My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier.
That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.
I'm pleased to say that as of yesterday, one day before I assume.
So when was again, when was the last time you heard a president say that?
I want to be known as a peacemaker.
Before they get elected, usually.
They usually it's all said before they're elected, and then right after it goes right out the window with a, you know, maybe there's a sad talent.
Remember they gave, maybe they gave Barack Obama a Nobel Peace Prize, and then he went on to bomb Libya, overthrow their Democrat, their leader.
They've already done a bunch of violent calls.
At the time, the joke I made was Jay-Z should also interrupt his speech because Beyoncé technically deserves that more than him as well.
Like a Grammy.
She also deserved the peace prize more than Obama.
You would argue she did more for peace than he did.
They gave Barack Obama.
That's how you know the Nobel Prizes are just political garbage.
They gave Barack Obama a Nobel Peace Prize.
He immediately ramped up the war in Afghanistan, started bombing Libya, turned it into a failed state with open slave markets, started bombing Syria, put a hit out on Osama Bilan, then dropped more bombs than George W. Bush.
They dropped so many bombs, they ran out of bombs.
Yeah, all awards are bullshit.
You can have Miami's.
I told you you could have them.
All that shit is a sweater on a dog.
That's what you are.
Yeah.
You sweater.
You're cute.
I like sweaters on dogs.
So I like sweaters on dogs.
I think that's it.
I think that's, to me, that was the highlight.
Is there any more here, really?
The hostages in the Middle East are the hostages are back with their families.
Again, he was able to stop a genocide.
Thank you.
Now, some people say that that's all a rouge and that Bibi's going to start the war up again.
I think there's going to be some stuff happen that we don't like, like Trump's going to maybe try to deport a million Palestinians to another country.
He might give the West Bank away.
There might be other things he does, but he stopped a genocide.
These Palestinians or the ones from over there?
No, no, the actual.
Thank you.
Thank you.
America will reclaim its rightful place as the greatest, most powerful, most respected nation on earth, inspiring the awe and admiration of the entire world.
A short time from now, we are going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, and we will receive the name of a why do I find that hilarious?
Because you know some of the, because all the other things that are like that you should care about, a bunch of people are only going to care about that.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's why they're going to be like, he's going to say the Gulf of America.
They're going to be mad.
It's like a joke.
But he's doing, he's like, I don't know.
Can you do that?
I didn't know that the president got the name bodies of water.
And we're going to rename the Pacific to Melania.
Well, everybody has enough observant around the world.
You know, Turkey is not called Turkey anymore.
It's called Turkey.
Right.
And India was never called that.
It was called Bahrat.
And Britain just said, oh, they're by the Indus River, so they're Indians.
So really, no one's even using that name for real.
Oh, the American Indians can't.
Yeah.
It's a endonermic, endonermic, and enton.
I can't remember the name, but there's names within a country you have for stuff that you use, and there's the ones other countries use for you.
So India is not their name.
Turkey is not, I mean, Turkey was a lateral move, but it happens all the time.
I'm not Jimmy anymore.
I'm Jimmy.
Very close.
But it's like you're like your spike and hairs.
There we go.
President William McKinley to Mount McKinley, where it should be and where it belongs.
I don't know what happened with Mount McKinley.
Do you know?
I don't know.
They took him off Mount McKinley.
I don't know what he's talking about.
He wasn't even on it.
I don't know what he's talking about.
We're going to look it up.
Watch this.
President McKinley made our country very rich through tariffs and through talent.
He was a natural businessman and gave Teddy Roosevelt the money for many of the great things he did, including the Panama Canal, which has foolishly been given to the country of Panama after the United States.
The United States, I mean, think of this, spent more money than ever spent on a project before and lost 38,000 lives in the building of the Panama Canal.
We have been treated very badly from this foolish gift that should have never been made.
And Panama's promise to us has been broken.
The purpose of our deal and the spirit of our treaty has been totally violated.
American ships are being severely overcharged and not treated fairly in any way, shape, or form.
And that includes the United States Navy.
And above all, China is operating the Panama Canal.
And we didn't give it to China.
We gave it to Panama and we're taking it back.
Wow.
So I didn't know.
I didn't know about that either.
Yeah.
That China's been.
So what?
Did Panama lease the Panama Canal to China or something?
Well, when did we give Panama back to the United States?
Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy Carter gave the Panama Canal back, right?
Okay, because shortly after that is when we got into business with Noriega to smuggle cocaine into America, and then Norie got greedy and they had to crack down on it.
Remember that?
Yeah, yes.
Is China.
So I bet it had something to do with smuggling cocaine into America.
I'll bet you.
If I had to guess what it had to do with.
Right.
This one says the Panamanian government took control of the canal on December 31st, 1999.
Well, then that's part of the.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think, but I think it was Jimmy Carter who signed the deal to give it to them and that it was be like it would happen in 1999.
I think it was, I think it was.
Did Jimmy Carter sign the Panama Canal thing?
Yes, he signed the Panama Canal Treaty and Neutrality Treaty on September 7th, 1977.
So then I think it was like, okay, we're going to, you'll have full control of it in 1999.
Has Panama given the canal to China?
It's currently under the control of the Panamanian government.
China has won numerous bids to manage specific sections of the canal's ports since 1999.
So, yeah, so just what I said.
So they're like leasing, they're like leasing, I'm going to guess the most important parts of the canal.
Why would we have allowed that?
Why did they allow that?
See, that's the thing that's crazy is like you had China Gate before 9-11, which was right around 1999, right?
That's when a lot of technology was leaked to China on purpose, I think, obviously.
And then 9-11 happened.
We didn't talk about it no more.
And then, oh, China's our adversary, but like there must be an entire contingent that's doing stuff with China within the government that like that Panama Canal thing is so weird and out of the blue to me.
You know, I just didn't know about it, but that's very strange.
So that must be something very strategic.
As creepy as Anthony Blinken is, and the way he says, please respect the process, you know, it's so creepy.
What's even creepier to me is the people who pretend not to hear a word of what you're saying because they have the robot job of keeping everything together while the cops get you guys out of there.
I mean, if there's anything lower than the person at the podium, it's the people blindly defending them just for money.
Is that why those people don't stand up and say anything?
Like, they know what's going on as much as you know what's going on.
Why is it just you and Sam Husseini who's imagine if the whole, I said, I think I said that on Twitter.
Imagine if the whole room did that one by one by one.
We might actually have some change in this country.
But of course, they all kept their heads down and they wanted to be good boys and girls.
Why is that?
I actually think, and I hadn't thought about this until recently, that the State Department press corps that's in there could have actually ended the war or contributed to the ending of the war by doing what you said.
What they should have done is they should have organized and walked out and told the kind of like a strike and told the State Department that they wouldn't return until at the least they forced Israel to allow as many reporters as they wanted to go into the Gaza Strip to see what Israel was doing.
Because that would have just forced the Western public to see the horrors day after day that we see on social media.
Unfortunately, it would have also led to Israeli massacres of mainstream Western reporters, like they massacred the World Central Kitchen Aid Workers, which would have probably ended the war pretty quickly.
They could have also just shown what a charade it was, but they're all just a bunch of careerists.
I mean, except for there's a few exceptions.
I mean, Saeed Arakat is one of the few Palestinian Reporters in there.
And he just said, you know, I'm the only Palestinian in there.
It's my obligation to keep asking them questions.
So I get why he does it.
But I was there at the press briefing the day before Tony Blinken came.
And this is with the normal press secretary, Matthew Miller, who's just so condescending.
Well, he's constantly smiling.
He's smiling, insulting people who ask tough questions, cutting them off.
He's just a condescending little punk.
And I was so cathartic to be able to tell that to him to his face.
But I had to sit through the briefing the day before and he was like celebrating.
He actually said it was great that Syria was wiped off the map, like saying things that would have even been shocking from like a Bush administration official.
He's just openly, casually saying it.
And the reporters just are, with a few exceptions, just humdrum about the whole thing.
And one after another, if you go back and watch the briefing, one after another, they thanked him for his work over Christ.
And they each thanked him for their exchanges.
And he was just so happy at this shit eating grin.
Like, you know, I really enjoyed our exchanges.
And I know they've been tough.
And it allows the illusion of democracy and this robust adversarial press to continue while the policy stays the same and goes unchallenged.
And so, yeah, that also kind of drove me to do what I did, just the way that the press corps participates.
I mean, yeah, fine.
They have kids and they want to keep their, as George W. Bush said, you got to put food on your family.
They wanted to keep them, to keep their, they want to keep their careers.
They have like a press, they have a press room in the State Department that's like a newsroom.
So like you feel like you're in your own newsroom and the New York Times and all the Reuters, they all get their own cubicle, but it's the U.S. government and the State Department that's providing them with those resources, providing them with hardwired internet.
And then they build a relationship with the State Department staff.
If you watch closely, right before I interrupted Tony Blinken, he actually said, I've gotten to know a lot of you all as friends.
I know that might hurt your careers, but I really appreciate your friendship.
And they would go to dinner at his house or Jose Andres, the restaurateur, who's basically like the de facto Biden White House culinary influencer who got all his staff killed in Gaza and still accepted a Medal of Freedom from Biden.
Just such a, like, just such a dastardly move.
You know, he has all these restaurants in Washington.
He like controls the restaurant industry, fine dining in Washington.
And Blinken would go and like bring reporters to those great restaurants and they'd all get treated really well.
And they think Blinken's cool.
These are like nerds, you know, and they get to hang out with the Secretary of State and he plays guitar and speaks French and gallivants around the globe.
And that's the culture of the State Department press.
They could have actually saved lives, but they chose to dine out with the Secretary of State and chose to advance their own careers.
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