Remember right before the 2020 election when CNN host Brian Stelter ran a lengthy segment explaining how the Hunter Biden laptop story was a big hoax, obviously generated in a conspiratorial manner by GOP partisans, likely in cahoots with Russia? Well, that makes one of you, since Brian himself claims it never happened. Except it did, which means that Brian Stelter is lying today about not having lied in the past. Quite the impressive tangle of lies — no wonder CNN has hired Stelter back after letting him go a couple of years ago. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss how Stelter is himself guilty of everything he accuses Republicans of doing. Plus segments on former Obama administration official Van Jones admitting that Donald Trump is smarter than Democrats, footage of assassinated Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi predicting the demise of Syria, and Dr. Casey Means testifying about all the critical health information that is routinely left out of medical school training. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!
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So we caught Brian Seltzer.
I didn't catch Mays did caught Brian Seltzer lying about lying.
That's one of my favorite things.
And he's the reliable guy who does reliable sources.
So this actually looks like the usual suspects police lineup for bullshit squad.
So in 2021, Brian Stelter did a video where he broke down the hoax that FBI assets infiltrated the crowd on January 6th.
They were calling that a hoax.
So now we have a congressional investigator, Clay Higgins, said that there were well over 200 FBI assets there.
The Inspector General's report, which was a whitewash, said there was at least 26.
Clay Higgins said that they had FBI assets dressed up as MAGA supporters inside the Capitol before the riot ever started on January 6th.
And here's in 2021, Brian Stelter did a whole video about how that was all BS.
That there was no FBI infiltrating or instigating the January 6th riot, which is what it was.
It was a psyop.
They did the same thing in Brazil a couple years later to Bolsonaro.
So then they make it illegal for him to run for president.
So fun fact: before the 2020 election, Stelter spent an entire show claiming that Hunter Biden laptop was a right-wing conspiracy that was started by the Russians.
So that's what Mays tweeted out on December 13th.
By the way, what came first?
The chicken or the Eggman?
That's a question I ask myself whenever I see Brian Stelter.
So he tweeted that out, and then Brian Stelter comes back because it got a lot of traction, got almost a half million views, 6,000 likes.
He goes, you're before the 2020 election claim is false.
So he's not embarrassed that someone's tweeting out a video of him being completely wrong and giving fake news.
He tries to point out that there's something else that someone else got wrong, which he didn't.
He's saying he never said that the Hunter Biden laptop was right-wing conspiracy that was started by the Russians.
That's what he's what he's trying to claim.
By the way, you can't see it, but he got completely ratioed on this.
I mean, Brian Stelter.
Almost 2,000 replies to 300 likes.
Who are those 300 people?
Those are the 300 people left watching CNN.
So that's.
I mean, why would Brian Stelter start telling the truth now?
Right?
He has to lie for the man because he's saving up for hair transplants.
And believe me, that is going, that's not going to be a cheap operation.
I'm also saving up for hair transplants.
I'm getting them.
So, hey, so Brian, so Brian Stelter, he's like the is it called reliable sources because he's lying yet again?
It's like he's re-lying after he lied earlier.
Is that what this is?
Because that's what that is.
So there's a whole video of him lying, and then he comes up to lie that says he didn't lie.
He didn't say this.
So Mays comes back and says, I said that Brian Stelter claimed that Hunter Biden laptop was right-wing propaganda from Russia before the 2020 election.
He says, I'm lying.
Watch this video from October 2020 and you decide.
So let's watch it.
You ready?
Yeah.
It's about emails again.
This time, emails from Joe Biden's son, Hunter.
So let's take a look at how a storyline is manufactured.
In this case, a loudly anti-Biden storyline, redounding to Trump's benefit.
First, it helps to really view this as storytelling, not so much as news coverage, but as political entertainment, where crushing the other party is entertaining.
So everything he's saying right now is describing what he's doing.
This is called projection.
And ironically, you could use his head to project it onto.
But the point is, come on.
So if you listen to what everything Brian Stelter is saying, he's actually describing what he's doing.
He's making up a story.
No facts involved to try to smash the other party.
That's what he's doing.
Watch that.
It's great.
Watch.
It's about emails again.
This time, emails from Joe Biden's son, Hunter.
So let's take a look at how a storyline is manufactured.
In this case, a loudly anti-Biden storyline, redounding to Trump's benefit.
First, it helps to really view this as storytelling, not so much as news coverage, but as political entertainment, where crushing the other party is entertaining.
Fox News, the beating red heart of the right-wing media machine, molds reality into a serialized TV drama.
That's how Vox recently put it.
Think Lost or 24.
Think Game of Thrones or breaking bad.
Think Westworld or The Wire.
Every day, every night, there are what appear to be new developments in this entertainment drama, some new twist to keep you watching.
A new storyline was introduced right on time.
There it is, the New York Post front page announcing Biden's secret emails.
More shadiness involving Hunter Biden.
As political entertainment goes, this is not a brand new TV show.
It's just a new season of the show.
Hunter Biden's business dealings in Ukraine were A key part of the plot last season in the impeachment of President Trump.
Hunter has already apologized.
Well, he's already admitted to poor judgment and swampy behavior.
His father is.
Wow.
Swampy behavior.
Swampy behavior, Brian?
Like he's running a still in the bayou while sticking it to his cousin?
You mean that kind of swampy behavior?
Now I'm convinced that that Hunter Biden's laptop must have video of Brian Stelter and Hunter in a bathtub playing submarine, if you know what I'm talking about.
Swampy behavior.
That it will not happen again.
And at this point, most people have moved on.
But Trump needs a closing argument.
So he and his media allies usually rely on what aboutism, right?
So you ask about the Trump family swampiness and they say, what about Hunter Biden?
You raise Trump's legal exposure and they say, what about ObamaGate?
You might say, or liberal critics say, Trump is compromised.
And they say, no, Biden's compromised.
Whataboutism is like a glue that holds the base together.
It also supplies hours and hours of TV drama.
So stay mad and stay tuned.
That's what it's really about.
This is exactly what he's doing.
He's describing what he's doing.
This is the most amazing case of projection I've ever seen.
This is amazing.
Let's get back to the new season's storyline.
Let's break down how this all happened because it was launched, as I showed you by the New York Post and then promoted by another Murdoch media property.
That, of course, is Fox News.
You worry about Trump's corruption and Fox says, what about Biden?
Every hour of the day.
So Fox is a producer of this serialized drama, but there are.
Look at the crawl, how the newest anti-Biden narrative was manufactured.
Was it manufactured?
The laptop was real.
Okay, here we go.
Questions about who might have created this show.
And that's what's probably most important here.
CNN reported on Friday that U.S. authorities are seeing if those emails we just talked about are connected to an ongoing Russian disinformation effort.
Huh.
Huh.
Now, we already know some of the American producers of this drama because the New York Post says it was tipped off to the existence of the emails by Steve Bannon.
Steve Bannon.
Then Rudy Giuliani gave the post a copy of a hard drive containing the emails.
Now, here's where it gets even weirder.
The post claimed that the emails were found on a laptop computer that was brought to a repair shop in Delaware in the spring of 2019.
And a shop employee saw the emails and then was worried about getting in trouble or getting in danger.
And he made copies of them.
There's a lot about this story that does not add up.
Okay, it 100% adds up.
That's exactly how everything happened.
Isn't this amazing?
This is the guy reliable sources is the name of his show.
Reliable sources.
I mean, to give him his credit, it is very, all you got to do is listen to whatever Brian Steltzer says.
And you know that the exact opposite is true, just like with this news segment right here.
So, I mean, every single time.
So in that regard, he is pretty reliable.
Employee has not helped matters.
He has contradicted himself in interviews with reporters.
And I mean, for all we know, these emails are made up, or maybe some are real and others are fakes.
We don't know.
But we do know that this is a classic example of the right-wing media machine.
A tip from Bannon and a hard drive dump from Rudy led a former producer for Sean Hannity show to write a story for the New York Post that gets splashed on the front page that Rudy then used to trash the Bidens all over Fox.
And they're doing it almost every hour of the day.
And Trump has been hyping the drama for days on end.
And this is how it goes on and on.
That guy's been rehired by CNN.
Yes.
This guy is now one of the faces of CNN.
This guy, this is their news reporting.
Everything he just claimed that the right-wing media was doing, he's actually doing in this video clip, creating a story, making it up.
And he's still this year, just the other day, lying about it, saying that this isn't true.
Does he not know how video works?
Does he think it just goes, it disappears like a, like after you're done airing it?
It's forever.
Eric Stoner says that may be the most extended projection screed I've ever listened to.
And that's exactly what it was.
Well said.
Tomorrow, Brian will announce he's leaving Twitter because it has become toxic.
And his BS will get called out, paraphrasing, of course.
May says, we've seen that so many times.
May says, we've seen that so many times.
Somebody quotes Orwell.
He was a faddish man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasm, one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the party depended.
Wow.
Good catch.
Good catch, Pano Shack.
He was a faddish man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasm, one of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the thought police, the stability of the party depended.
That's it.
That's what Chomsky refers to as manufacturing consent.
He's manufacturing consent for the establishment.
And the establishment candidate was Joe Biden, not Donald Trump.
And the establishment narrative was that Donald Trump was a liar and that the Bidens were good people.
Bidens are criminals.
Joe Biden's one of the worst politicians we've, I mean, as far as the effects of his work.
That's why our prisons are overflowing.
He's for every war, including Iraq.
He's currently trying to start World War III before he gets out of office with Iran and Russia.
I wish George Orwell would stop giving these people ideas.
You know that they probably built Brian Stelzer right after reading that.
He literally came back and said that's not true.
He said that's that this as if this video doesn't exist.
He said you're before the 2020 election claim is false.
And 2 million people saw him lie.
And now, whoever watches this video.
It's about it's you can't, there aren't any bigger liars than the corporate media, except maybe the people in government.
Brian, you should try to stare into the skid.
You shouldn't try to lie about it.
But, you know, it's kind of tough to stare into the skid when the skid is in your pants.
Am I right?
Come on.
So he obviously freaks out that someone's calling him out and he decides to do more of what got him in trouble in the first place.
Lying.
He decided to lie more.
He's lying about lying.
He was lying here and then he lied that he didn't let every lie.
That's what they do.
That's what Anderson Cooper does.
That's what Fauci does.
That's what Brian Stelter does.
That's what CNN does as they air fake news segments all the time, like the one we just showed you in the Syrian prison.
Completely hoax.
It's amazing.
So this is Van Jones.
Is that guy literally wearing a mask?
Oh, my.
Is that no, that's it?
No, that's his shirt collar.
Yes, it is.
Okay, thank God.
I thought he was doing a chin diaper, too.
I thought he was doing a chin diaper, but here we go.
So Van Jones says Donald Trump was smarter than all of us.
Have you seen this, Kurt?
Watch this.
No.
How the hell did Donald Trump figure out the mainstream media is the fringe and the fringe is now the mainstream?
Wow.
How did hell that Donald Trump is, we're told he's been a moron.
You mean the guy that Hollywood was giving Emmy nominations to?
You mean that guy?
The guy who everybody, the guy who Oprah wanted to run for president?
You mean that guy?
You mean the guy who's been on the cover of every magazine, guest hosted Saturday Night Live?
He's been celebrating.
He plays golf with every president.
They all go to each other's third and fourth west.
You mean that guy?
The guy that only richer people don't like.
Yeah.
He's like, how the hell?
Because that's the.
How did you not see it?
Exactly.
How did you not see that?
So the point is, you're dumber than Donald Trump.
That's the point.
Here we go.
How the hell did Donald Trump figure out the mainstream media is the fringe and the fringe is now the mainstream?
How the hell did Donald Trump figure out?
I mean, Joe Rogan is obvious, right?
Like, we knew the guy had a big audience.
It's not like we were like stunned.
But like, how the hell was he, the 78-year-old guy who doesn't even have a computer and still like writes handwritten notes?
How did he become the guy who cracked the code on, to your point, running a cultural, I don't even want to say campaign, running movement, heading a cultural movement versus a credit card.
Every one of your people knows Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon.
Listen.
Everybody keeps, I mean, the problem is you have a framework in your mind that how can Donald Trump, how can Donald Trump, how can Donald Trump, guys, can we cut it out?
Donald Trump is not an idiot.
Donald Trump, let me just be very clear.
Donald Trump is smarter than me.
Yeah, can we cut it out?
The answer is no.
No, they can't cut it out.
Because that's what they've been told and that's what they repeat.
And it makes them feel better if they can project all their stupidity that they have put.
It's in their shadow onto Donald Trump.
Every bad thing about people who hate Donald Trump, it's because they are that and then they project it onto Donald Trump.
They also don't know when they're lying because he knows that that bill, that first step act that he wanted passed, that Trump got done, he knew that was going to be a popular thing, especially with black people where Trump had record voter turnout, right?
So I don't understand how you're like, it's a kind of dumb where you do know the answer.
Is this for me to watch and think that like you didn't know?
I don't get it.
Making team dumb.
Let's listen to more of this.
And all critics.
You know how we know?
Because he has the White House.
So he just said he's smarter than all his critics.
So is Joe Rogan.
So is Joe Rogan.
So let me back it up a little bit.
Donald Trump is smarter than me, you, and all critics.
You know how we know?
Because he has the White House, the Senate, the House.
Totally agree.
The popular vote.
He has a massive media ecosystem bigger than the mainstream built around him and for him and a religiously religious fervor in a political movement around him.
And he is best, but he is the richest person in the history of the world.
And the most relevant Kennedy is with him.
This dude is a phenomenon.
He is the most powerful human on earth and in our lifetime.
And we're still saying, well, how was this guard?
We look like idiots to organize.
You're totally right.
Wow.
So now, isn't it amazing after the election, they all can start, oh, you're right.
We're all stupid and Donald Trump's smart.
Isn't that amazing?
I don't buy none of it.
What do you mean you don't buy it?
Because I know, like, I don't know Van Jones, but I know like Lamont Hill.
I know a bunch of media people from New York.
And when you talk to them not on a thing, guess how they talk?
Like, they know everything going on, including stuff that you would call conspiratorial.
So I don't ever believe these displays.
I'm like, oh, you're splitting into your TV persona right now and you're saying the thing you know you should say.
But they all get drunk and talk and bang and do they're all like full of it.
I don't know.
Intentional liars.
I know that.
So you so out of business.
Donald Jones is intentionally lying.
We saw it on the James O'Keefe video.
He knew Russian Gate was a nothing burger.
He said it to a hidden camera.
So he's intentional.
The other nerd is the same deal.
They're trying to get a game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're all the same.
I know this.
You think that judge doesn't have to be aware of that.
What I'm saying right now is what they were lying all along about how stupid Donald Trump is.
And now they're forced to admit that, yeah, he's actually outsmarted all of us.
Yeah, they're not as smart as they think they are, is what it is.
He's outsmarted all of us.
And what we were just doing was propaganda.
And that's exactly what they're smart.
So now they're admitting, yeah, we've been doing propaganda since 2016.
Of course, to get ahead in the industry, that's what you so Katenji Brown, the judge, where they ask what a woman is, a woman.
And she didn't know what it was.
And if you're from the right schools, you think that's a great answer she gave.
They go, oh, that's savvy.
She goes, I'm not a biologist.
That's the smart way to answer.
I'm not a biologist.
But if you are hot, if you're elite, you're trained to talk like you're a Kareem John Cringe Pierre.
You know, I know it's wrong, but my team needs me.
If you're at college, if Grant, you have a graduate degree and you don't know what a woman is.
How do you know who to date?
Yeah, you got ripped off worse than the insurance thing with Luigi Mangioni.
How do you know who to date?
How do you know?
You're like, oh boy, I just have to cross my fingers and hope you are a male because I certainly don't know what a female is.
I don't know what a woman is.
They quietly swipe, was it right or left to not have they quietly do that and then go extra hard condemning someone else for a non-crime.
That's how they do it.
You throw it on to somebody else because you're guilty.
I've watched this for now 20 years from all these people.
It's all when Me Too first came out.
I love that you immediately put up that email that she sent you because if you had gone to a lawyer and the prevailing wisdom was not, you can't get ahead of a story.
It doesn't matter that you're telling the truth.
That's what they used to tell you.
And it's not like that now.
And it's because we have this other media.
I was actually told to get ahead of the story.
That's a change in how they used to do it.
Because it used to be you couldn't, but now it's different.
Well, I had the dead to rights.
I had to blackmail.
She was so stupid.
She blackmailed me and DM'd me it.
I find her sincere because of how sincerely stupid that was.
How sincerely stupid she was.
Yeah.
She's sincerely a liar.
What did you say?
She's sincerely a liar.
But anyway, let's not switch up.
I want to watch this one more time.
How the hell did Donald Trump figure out?
Hey, watch how fast Chris Salizza flips.
So he flips.
So this guy's a moron and he figured it out.
And then he says, well, no, he's actually smart enough.
He goes, Yep, I agree.
You're right.
Watch how fast he smiths.
It's amazing.
How the hell did Donald Trump figure out the mainstream media is the fringe and the fringe is now the mainstream?
How the hell did Donald Trump figure out?
I mean, Joe Rogan is obvious, right?
Like, we knew the guy had a big audience.
It's not like we were like stunned, but like, how the hell was he, the 78-year-old guy who doesn't even have a computer and still like writes handwritten notes?
How did he become the guy who cracked the code on, to your point, running a cultural, I don't even want to say campaign, running movement, heading a cultural movement versus every one of your people knows Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon.
Listen.
Everybody keeps, I mean, the problem is you have a framework in your mind that how can Donald Trump, how can Donald Trump, how can Donald Trump, guys, can we cut it out?
Donald Trump is not an idiot.
Donald Trump, let me just be very clear.
Donald Trump is smarter than me, you, and all critics.
You know why I know?
Because he has the White House, the Senate, the House.
Totally agree.
The popular vote.
He has a massive media ecosystem bigger than the mainstream built around him and for him and a religiously religious fervor in a political movement around him.
And his best buddy is the richest person in the history of the world and the most relevant kidney is with him.
Oh my God.
This dude is a phenomenon.
He is the most powerful human on earth and in our lifetime.
And we're supposed to be like, how is this going to?
We look like idiots to ordinary.
He's totally right.
First of all, he's not right.
They're leaving at the main part.
It's not that everybody loves Trump.
I don't love Trump.
I never have.
I actually like him better now from watching what they were trying to do to him.
That don't mean I think Trump is Jesus the way they're trying to imply with that.
What it is, is they hate you and your stupid glasses and your stupid, fake, dumb.
How are we not the mainstream?
Well, okay, I know they hide the numbers from you because it's cable and they don't want to raise your pay.
So maybe that's why you haven't put together.
But surely you talk to someone who's not in your little peer group.
Surely you notice the cancel times kicked out everyone independent from the lowest beta small Monsanto tainted feminine men that are left.
Surely you notice that.
Everyone hates what you are.
So Trump, who was never a guy people liked like that, you're so disgusting and insincere and you think that's a virtue.
They went to Trump.
Acknowledge that part, that you suck.
It's not that he's so...
What am I smarter than all of you?
I guess I must be.
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So here's all you need to really know about the Syria conflict.
Conflict, the overthrow of the Syrian government by Israel, Turkey, the United States, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar.
This is all you need to know because Muamar Gaddafi, a guy who they murdered because he wanted to start his own banking system, separate from the U.S. dollar and the Euro.
That's why they killed him.
And they wanted to turn Libya into a failed state so they could take refugees from Africa and flood Western Europe.
That's exactly what he thought he was safe because he was going to stop that kind of migration.
They wanted it.
So that was another point against him.
So here, here he is giving a speech predicting exactly what has happened to Syria.
Here we go.
They are determined to remove Syria and Lebanon from the map.
Why?
So that Israel's borders are with Turkey.
Yeah.
That's right.
As God said, I say these words and you will see them achieved.
If not in our era, then in our children's era.
Well, it's being achieved right now.
The Greater Israel Project.
Well, he's going to tell you they're going to break up.
But unfortunately, it will happen.
Syria and Lebanon, the plan is to remove them so that the borders of so-called Israel are with Turkey rather than with Arab countries.
Yeah.
The Israelis write about it.
The Balkanization of Arab countries and balkanization means the splitting up.
Like was done to America.
And like they want to do the right thing.
They thought they were going to be able to do that to Russia, balkanize Russia and split it up.
And they couldn't.
Meaning the Balkanization of Egypt.
The Balkanization of Syria.
Egypt is being mapped to become four states.
Yeah.
Syria will become five small states.
A small Lebanon, a division of nations into states, communes, and cantons.
This is an existing map, and the words are written.
They've already mapped this out.
This was mapped out in the 80s.
Wesley Clark told us about this.
And then there was the project for a new American century.
And then you hear, which they said they're going to go into Syria, Libya, Lebanon, Somalia, Sudan, Iran, and Iraq.
Clean it out.
The last one on the list now is Iran.
And we're doing this at the behest of Israel because Israel controls our government.
We got to go clean it out.
The words are written.
And so, of course, they had to murder that guy in the worst way possible.
He was trying to set up a different kind of banking system.
I remember the Qaddafi mad dog, Gaddafi, mad dog propaganda thing I watched on Showtime about him.
And it's funny, I was on a Gaddafi's side, but I was like, because they're talking about this preposterous idea to make his own currency for Africa and how stupid and dumb of a plan that was.
And I was like, was that like a good plan?
Why do you keep going on about it?
It turns out it was BRICS.
So here he is at an Arab League summit in 2008 in Damascus.
And he's warning Assad that you're next.
And turns out he was next.
And then it was Assad.
It went Saddam Hussein.
It went him.
Then Assad.
Oh, they also overthrew Egypt's leader.
They also did that.
That's right.
They also did that.
That fake spring, the fake Arab Spring.
The fake Arab Spring, which was all made up.
It was all invented by the CIA.
In fact, I can't even visit.
Yeah.
Everything of my entire life that I think about in that region turned out to be total horseshit.
Yes.
So here, watch here.
He says it here.
Watch this.
What is the reason for the invasion and destruction of Iraq?
The killing of one million Iraqis.
What is the reason?
Let our American friends answer this question.
Why Iraq?
What is the reason?
Is Bin Laden Iraqi?
No, he is not.
Why are those people who attack New York Iraqis?
No, they were not.
Were those people who attacked the Pentagon Iraqis?
No, they were not.
Yeah.
Where were the weapons of mass destruction?
They were not there.
Even if Iraq did have weapons of mass destruction, Pakistan, India, they all have nuclear bombs.
So's does China, Russia, Britain, France, America, and Israel.
Should all these countries be destroyed?
Fine.
Let's destroy all the countries that have weapons of mass destruction.
Along comes a foreign power, occupies an Arab country, and hangs its leader and hangs its president, talking about Saddam Hussein.
And we all sit on the sidelines laughing.
Like Hillary after he dies.
As if they're not next.
Why didn't they investigate the hanging of Saddam Hussein?
Meaning the Arab League.
How can a POW be hanged?
He was a prisoner of war, and they hanged him.
How can a prisoner of war be hanged?
A president of an Arab country and a member of the Arab League, no less.
So he's saying this to the Arab League.
I'm not talking about the policies of Saddam Hussein or the disagreements we had with him.
We all have political disagreements with Saddam Hussein.
And we have such disagreements among ourselves here in the Arab League.
We share nothing beyond this hall.
And there's Assad laughing.
There's Assad laughing.
Why won't there be an investigation into the killing of Saddam Hussein?
An entire Arab leadership was executed by hanging.
I mean, the Arab leader of Iraq.
They just executed them.
An entire Arab leadership was executed.
Yes, yet we sit on the sidelines.
Why?
Why didn't the Arab League do something about this?
Any of you might be next.
Well, it turns out he was next.
Yeah.
And then it was Assad.
And they're laughing.
And they're all laughing.
Well, because they're all helpless.
America fought alongside Saddam Hussein against Khomeini In Iran.
He was their friend.
Cheney was a friend of Saddam Hussein.
They were all friends.
Rumsfeld was a friend.
They all went and took pictures with him and hugged him, gave him weapons.
Because Iran's bad.
Rumsfeld, the U.S. defense secretary at the time Iraq was destroyed, was Saddam Hussein's friend, a close friend of Saddam Hussein.
Ultimately, they sold him out and they hanged him.
Look, this guy's laughing.
You are friends of America.
Let's say, by the way, did you know what Henry Kissinger said?
He said, it's bad to be an enemy of America, but to be a friend is absolutely deadly.
I mean, the guy with Henry Kissinger, you remember that, Kurt?
Yeah.
The guy that was funny.
You got to give him that.
You got to give him that.
So here we go.
You are friends of America.
Let's say that we are, not you.
But one of these days, America may hang us.
And they did.
Yeah.
And here, I'm going to here's the here's the real.
Here's James Corbett to tell you exactly what is actually happening with Syria, why they're going after Lebanon and Syria.
It's all about natural gas and it's all about oil.
That's why Al-Qaeda is in charge of Syria and they did that prisoner unboxing on CNN.
Iran wanted to put a pipe, just so you know, and I covered this.
Qatar and Saudi Arabia wanted to put a pipeline and go through Syria to sell that stuff, to sell oil and gas to Europe.
Well, guess who else wanted to do that?
Iran.
Iran wanted to put a pipeline through Syria and sell it.
And they couldn't have that.
So watch this.
An article that was posted on globalresearch.ca in March of this year called Greater Israel.
So now this was from several years.
I don't know exactly what year this video is from, but he's telling you exactly what this was their plan.
And then now they're fulfilling it.
I know this plan for the Middle East.
And this talks about the Oded Yin Yinan plan.
I don't know.
The Oded Yanon plan.
This is Greater Israel.
See, see the part in gray?
That's Greater Israel.
It's going to cover half of Iraq.
It's going to be in Syria, Lebanon.
And past the river to the sea.
That goes way past that.
Past the river to the sea.
This is the project for Greater Israel.
And this has been on the book since the 80s.
Something that was developed in a document that was published in 1982 in the journal called Directions that's published by the Department of Information for the World Zionist Organization.
And this document was translated into English by the Association of Arab American University Graduates.
So I will put the English translation in the links for the show notes for today's episode.
So you can go and read this document for yourself directly.
I think it's a very eye-opening document going back again, well, actually, three decades now.
First of all, how could you have a project for Greater Israel when the current Israel is so fantastic?
Yeah, it couldn't get any better.
It keeps Jews safe.
The way they embrace different cultures and beliefs, the only way you can make it greater is to colonize Mars.
That's a fair, that's fair.
And everybody would weigh a third less.
And that would take care of the Ozempic thing.
Israel's bigger foreign policy and its plans for basically breaking and carving up the Middle East in order to institute this greater Israel idea.
And it lays this out in some detail, but let's just take a look at just the operative part of this document talking about what the Israeli plans for Syria was in this world Zionist Organization document.
And it says, quote, the dissolution of Syria and Iraq later on into ethnically or religiously unique areas, such as in Lebanon, is Israel's primary target on the Eastern Front in the long run, while the dissolution of the military power of those states serves as the primary short-term target.
Syria will fall apart, in accordance with its ethnic and religious structure, into several states, such as in present-day Lebanon, so that there will be a Shiite Alawi state along its coast, a Sunni state in the Aleppo area, another Sunni state in Damascus, hostile to its northern neighbor, and the Druzes, who will set up a state, maybe even in Argolan, and certainly in the Hauran and in northern Jordan.
They're balkanizing Syria right now and they're dividing it up among Sunni, Shia, Alawites, the whole thing.
Here we go.
There is no guarantee for peace and security in the area in the long run.
And that aim is already within our reach today.
End quote.
Yes, peace and security as defined by the Zionists of the Israel foreign policy planning community, i.e., peace and stability for Israel.
And certainly it does absolutely play into Israel's interests to keep the Middle East area divided ethnically and religiously and get those different sects fighting with each other, because that obviously makes for the command for the divide and conquer strategy that has been the go-to strategy for would-be imperialists and tyrants for millennia.
And it certainly does serve Israel's foreign policy purposes to keep the Muslims fighting amongst each other along their religious and sectarian lines rather than fighting against Israel.
And that's exactly, lo and behold, what is happening in Syria as we see the Sunni majority fighting against the Alawite sect, that the minority that has been in power under Assad and under his father for decades now in Syria.
And it is interesting to see not only, of course, the native inhabitant Sunnis of Syria, but of course all the foreign-funded jihadists who are being shipped into the country who are fueling this very conflict.
And in fact, if people go back to my interviews on RT back at the very start of this Syrian uprising back two and a half years ago now, you'll see that I made this point specifically that part of what this is all about is the destabilization of the Shia land bridge, the so-called land bridge that connects Iran all the way to its Hezbollah forces.
So these non-pipelines.
So this is the Shia land bridge from Iran through Iraq, through Lebanon, and they were going to put a pipeline.
Because it looks like that.
It looks like a pipeline.
That's exactly what, yes.
The land bridge.
To its Hezbollah forces in Lebanon through that Shia land bridge that runs through Syria.
But if that can be destabilized and the Shia Alawite sect minority that rules Syria can be replaced with a Sunni majority ruling over the country, then that would break up that link between Iran and Lebanon and would further destabilize and isolate Iran on the path towards committing, well, the ultimate strike on Iran.
And this is something that can be seen in the policy planning documents of various think tanks, such as the now infamous Witch Path to Persia document from the Brookings Institution, which Tony Cartolucci of Land Destroyer report has written about so much.
So there are definite geopolitical interests for Israel and its adjunct to the United States in the Middle East in keeping Syria divided against each other.
And that is a very key part in what's taking place there in Syria.
But that isn't all.
Surprisingly enough, for people in the United States, there are other factors in the Middle East other than the United States and Israel.
And there are other players who are trying to become regional players in various different degrees as a result of this.
And of course, in that regard, we have to look to some of Syria's neighbors and some of the other people in the region who are looking to step up, including Turkey and Qatar and Saudi Arabia, and how they all fit into this and what their part to play is in this Syrian drama.
And as we start to expand the scope of this, of course, one of the things that, as always, in these Middle Eastern conflicts comes into play is the resource wars that is always at least part of what's going on.
So let's take a look at one of the interesting developments in recent years that has really, I think, been one of the focal points for why it is so important to kick off the Syrian war now.
And that is the prospect of an Iran-Iraq-Syria pipeline.
Now, this is something that, in fact, has been on the table for a couple of years now.
And just for more information on that, let's quickly turn to the Tehran Times from July 26th.
So that's really all you need to know.
There's a lot more info.
It's great.
Everybody go watch the Corbett report.
But that's what's going on.
And Gaddafi predicted it.
He knew that.
I was honest for saying that because he had a stripey shirt on.
I thought he might be a.
And that's why he got kicked off YouTube.
Oh.
Um...
Thank you.
And here's what it looks like: Greater Israel.
So it's going to encompass Syria.
It's going to encompass Lebanon.
It's going to go right up to Turkey.
It's going to have half of Iraq.
It's going to be into Egypt, the promised land, Jordan.
There it is.
Oh, the promised land.
I think that map is wrong.
Where's America on that map?
We definitely should be included.
I mean, we paid for it.
Yeah.
This is their weekend crash pad and laundry service.
Not even bottom billing, Jimmy.
We should have a new Pledge of Allegiance.
We should have, I pledge allegiance to the dual flags of Israel, and I mean the United States, and two of the republics for which we straddle two nations under one God, easily divisible with liberty and justice for Israel.
Well, not even.
Not even.
Remember, they were going to overthrow the government because of Netanyahu.
So, no, no one gets any justice.
It's for no one.
These are gangsters.
I always forget how Saudis and Qatar are in on it, too.
That's right.
They're Sunni, right?
Yeah, they develop these crazy terrorists.
Our friends.
It's always our friends.
These terrorists who are so anti-Semitic but never attack Israel, only only us.
And then people we don't like.
So now you know the rest of the story.
And again, this is stuff they're never going to tell you on CNN, the New York Times, Washington Post, MSNBC, Fox News.
They're never going to tell you this.
They're going to do fake prisoner releases and fake rockets.
And that's why the New York Times has to do hit pieces on YouTube News and Rumble.
That's what this is all about because we're telling the actual news that they won't tell because they're owned by the people they're supposed to be exposing.
Right.
And those people are running out of content to hand the news people to repeat like parrots.
And they're panicking and they have to say stupider, like dumber stuff.
The NBC, CNN, Fox News, the New York Times, they're all owned by the people they're supposed to be investigating and exposing, which is why nobody trusts the mainstream news anymore.
Well, and well, some people do.
I met him at a Hollywood party last night.
They're fucking brain dead.
Well, remember, Hillary, we played her saying we're going to lose total control.
Yeah.
I don't think that's even a slip.
That FCC act that her and Bill, the co-presidents, put into effect to make sure that there's a bottleneck of information only coming through their approved sources, which is why they made everything a monopoly.
the thing that was to make us balkanized, which is social media, internet, is also backfiring on them.
Because you, if you, if you're fed up and want to know information, you can find it.
It's actually not top secret.
You can find all the information.
It's just, you have to be like, check more than one website and settle.
It's amazing when I go to a Hollywood party, which I don't go to many at all.
I don't, I don't look forward to them.
I went just as a favorite of my friend.
Bring your own baby oil.
And, and, and the people know to come, come seek me out and ask me questions.
Jimmy, well, well, aren't you afraid Bobby can't take away the vaccine, but they don't know to actually watch my show and look into it.
Yeah.
Isn't that funny?
They all talk about my show, but none of them watch, actually watch it so they could actually get information.
I don't want to sit through it.
I just want you to tell me the thing because I don't do my own research.
I could get a lot of trouble.
That's right.
We're not supposed to do our own research.
That's bad.
Hey, come see us do live shows January 3rd in Los Angeles, Honolulu after that, Baltimore, Maryland, Atlantic City, new york and providence rhode island go to jimmydoor.com for a link for tickets this is uh this is that dr casey means as she wrote that bestseller.
And it's all about how our food is poisoning us and the stuff that they never teach.
They never teach them about this stuff in medical school.
Hey, seed oils are bad for you.
Actually, cholesterol isn't bad for you.
That's been a lie.
And you need cholesterol for your brain.
And people with the lowest cholesterol actually, so things like that.
And the sun's actually, you need the sun.
It's good for you.
And that the skin cancer is, if you look into it, turns out to be a bit of a scam.
We've covered it.
Look at the go look at the video on this channel.
So here she's going to go off on all the things she didn't learn in medical school.
This is Casey Means.
She's a Stanford-trained physician and a leading voice in the metabolic health.
She is also the author of Good Energy, which focuses on metabolic health and its impact on overall well-being.
Here we go.
From processed food, while 93% of industry-sponsored studies reflect no harm in medical school, I didn't learn.
So processed food.
Oh, most of the industry studies say there's no harm from processed food.
So that's so here we go.
95% of the people who created the recent USDA food guidelines for America had significant conflicts of interest with the food industry.
So they don't tell you that.
Oh, you know, the food pyramid, the people who created that are being paid by the food industry to create that pyramid.
They didn't tell her that in medical school.
Maybe everything a pyramid.
Right?
I did not learn that 1 billion pounds of synthetic pesticides are being sprayed on our food every single year.
99.99% of the farmland in the United States is sprayed with synthetic pesticides, many from China and Germany.
And these invisible, tasteless chemicals are strongly linked to autism, ADHD, sex hormone disruption, thyroid disease, sperm dysfunction, Alzheimer's, dementia, birth defects, cancer, obesity, liver dysfunction, liver dysfunction, female infertility, and more, all by hurting our metabolic health.
I did not learn that the 8 billion tons of plastic that have been produced just in the last hundred years, pasta was only introduced in Ventenol about 100 years ago, are being broken down into microplastics that are now filling our food, our water, and we are now even inhaling them in our air.
And that very recent research from just the past couple of months tells us that now about 0.5% of our brains by weight are now plastic.
So maybe big budget Hollywood sci-fi movies are just to get us to think that being made of pesticides and plastics is cool and far out.
I mean, our brains are already plastic.
So I think that does explain the election of Joe Biden.
I mean, our brains are already plastic.
So I think that does explain Ileana Douglas.
Come on.
Anyway.
Which one is that?
She's a real bitch to me.
That's a real 90s reverence.
I'm in.
I'm old.
She was trying to suck up to Ben Makowitz to become a host on Turn Classic movies, and she could not be the, she is the worst version of a Hollywood phony that I've met in Hollywood.
And that is saying something.
Did you ever call a garbage pail Annabelle skiorcha?
Annabelle Siora?
Siora, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Like a less hot Annabella skewer.
I didn't learn that there are more than 80,000 toxins that have entered our food, water, air, and homes by industry, many of which are banned in Europe.
And they are known to alter our gene expression, alter our microbiome composition and the lining of our gut, and disrupt our hormones.
I didn't learn that heavy metals like aluminum and lead are present in our food, our baby formula, personal care products, our soil, and many of the mandated medications like vaccines, and that these metals are neurotoxic and inflammatory.
Wow.
Well, I do know that the FDA says the vaccines are safe and effective.
So she sounds like a real jerk.
Yeah.
But Jimmy, I trust medical professionals.
They know best.
And of course, I believe all women.
Oh, wait.
Don't listen to this raving lunatic.
Jimmy, you don't understand.
She's a medical professional and she's a woman.
Oh, don't listen to that crazy meta-kook with her uneven dress.
She's spreading misinformation about her lifelong field of expertise.
Yeah, look at that missholder mation on her dress.
That's a great point, Jimmy.
Yeah.
Also, you have to understand, I am prescribed at least five different kinds of mood-altering Brave New World drugs to take my life.
So I hate when someone starts talking about how these are bad for me.
I'm legally prescribed Lexapro, so I'm numb to reality.
Here's from her appearance on Tucker.
Doctors are in a trap.
You know, it's $500,000 of education.
You have this guaranteed salary, and all you have to do is drink the Kool-Aid.
All you have to do is stay heads down and not ask questions, not ask why.
That is so imperative for people to understand is that the reasons we're having surgery, the reasons why we're getting sick, the reasons why American competitiveness is plummeting, the reasons why our kids are chronically ill, half of the kids in America are chronically ill are all from preventable issues.
So if you're a doctor who's not spending any time on focusing on that, then unfortunately, for better or worse, you are bankrolling on the problem.
Yeah, that doctors are bankrupt.
Doctors everywhere.
Yeah, I need this job so I can afford to buy organic for my kids.
Sorry about your kids being sick, but how else can I buy my kids yellow watermelon?
Medical school, if you know, I know doctors now personally friends with them.
And medical school is all about saying what the teachers want to hear.
They don't want You questioning them.
Same with comedy these days, by the way.
Give them the jokes they expect, not the ones that would make them think.
And the next thing you know, you got a Netflix special.
So, why is it this woman on ABC News?
Why isn't she being interviewed by George Nuffalopagus?
Why isn't she being interviewed by Anderson Cooper?
Why is she being interviewed by Rachel Maddow?
Why do I have to go to Tucker Carlson or this show?
Or get a video of some kind of congressional hearing.
Why?
Because those people, George Nuffilupagus and Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow, they're all paid for by the big pharma company and the food companies that are poisoning you.
You know, I used to wonder when I watched the, I haven't watched Meet the Press in years, but I used to.
I used to watch Meet the Press every Sunday.
And I remember they would do it.
They would always be sponsored by Archer Daniel Midland.
I'm like, why would Archer's Daniel Midland and Monsanto?
Why would they be advertising on Meet the Press?
Just like, why is Boeing advertising on Meet the Press?
I'm not in who's in the market to buy a jet that's watching Meet the Press.
Oh, it turns out what news organizations are supposed to do is take money from their advertisers to fund their investigations of the powerful.
Except when the powerful give them that ad revenue, that ad revenue is not there so they can fund their investigations of the powerful.
They're there to fund the non-investigation.
So now Big Pharma has the control of the cable news media and the print media because if they withdraw their advertising, which is 70% of the revenue on cable news, if they withdraw it, they'll all go bankrupt.
So they got them.
And that's the point of Big Pharma advertising on news shows.
I already have a doctor.
He knows if I need a drug.
I don't need to see a commercial for a drug.
The doctor knows.
Why would I tell the doctor?
Why I'm going to go tell my doctor what I so the whole point of that is so they can control the news media.
So that's why they lied to you about COVID and you you you were misinformed about COVID.
You're misinformed about everything.
You're misinformed about cholesterol.
You're misinformed about statins.
You're misinformed about vaccines.
You're misinformed about everything.
You're misinformed about the obesity epidemic.
You're misinformed about it.
And now they tell you my eyes.
Oh, we're going to give you Ozempic.
That's how you fix it.
You're going to give kids.
They're giving Ozempic to children.
Instead of doing what this woman says, which is, hey, how about we get the garbage out of their food?
How about we get the pesticides out?
Which, if you think, I've heard seen RFK Jr. say this.
If you think you have a gluten, if you have a gluten allergy, oh, I can't eat gluten.
When did that start?
When I was a kid, nobody talked about gluten.
Never heard of it.
It started when they started spraying all our wheat with glyphosate.
So you probably, you probably don't have a gluten intolerance.
You probably have an intolerance to glyphosate, which, by the way, they have jury verdicts all the time where they have to pay that Roundup for causing, but they still use it.
Yeah.
For causing cancer.
Do you remember?
I didn't know this, but back in the day, Disneyland, they had a ride called Monsanto's World of the Future.
No.
No kidding.
Yeah, because in the 50s, all this stuff was great.
Nukes and microplastics were the wave of the future.
So all the stuff they don't teach you.
That's, again, we learned through COVID that most doctors.
So I found out when I got seriously ill with my bone disease, which is incurable, I have to treat it, right?
So just, but just getting it diagnosed took a couple of years.
I had to find a great doc.
So just like comedy, Kurt, just like comedy, 80% of the comics are hacks and unoriginal.
And then there's about 15% of the comics who are good.
And then there's like a very small percentage who are actually great.
Yeah, well, not only that.
Same thing with doctors.
80% of the doctors are hacks, never had an original thought.
They just opened the book.
What drug am I supposed to give you?
Oh, I'm going to give you that.
And I've, and I found that out when I was sick because I went to a million doctors and I saw how shitty they were.
And I saw the ones who didn't like you to question them.
And when, and the ones who were misdiagnosing me, they got angry at me.
Of course, it's your fault.
And then I found a great doctor, Dr. Charles Sharp, who doesn't practice anymore.
And he figured out what I had.
He goes, hey, no matter where you go, nobody's going to know what this is.
And I go, well, how do you know what it is?
And he said, because I saw it once in 1968.
And he's thorough.
I did blood tests.
I did urine tests.
They all looked at the same thing.
He looked at my tests and he knew immediately I had hypophosphatimic osteomalacia.
Nobody, everybody else told me, give me vitamin D, give me calcium, give me, first of all, they said it wasn't even my bones.
They said it was my nerves.
They said it was muscles.
They said it was in my head.
They said it was in my head.
Say the word again.
Hypophosphatimic osteomalacia.
And then my bones got so I had osteoporosis as a young man in my 40s.
So bad that my spine collapsed.
That's what happens to old ladies when they're 90.
Anyway, so that's a good analogy because here's another aspect of that.
And much like comedy, where eventually you figure out that being funny is probably as low as the 10th most important thing on the list in the business of comedy.
Funny is like way low on the list compared to 20 other things.
So too medicine.
You getting help is like 20th on the list.
And above that is a lot of venture capital, advertising, every other thing except the thing that you do that you thought the business was about.
So it's just shocking to me that this is somehow Niche information that only a handful of people are aware of.
People who watch Tucker Carlson read her book or watch this show.
No, privatization makes everything better, and that's how you get these incentives.
Yep.
And here's the rub: whatever your lefty thing is, there's only one system.
A bunch of elites on top are going to take everything and figure out how to take more.
And fuck you.
That's right.
There's only one system in the whole world.
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