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Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program, the Jimmy Dore Show.
So CPAC finished up last week when we were on vacation, and I didn't have a chance to talk about it.
But, you know, CPAC is where...
CPAC is where the Republican Party gives birth to the latest new ideas from 1957.
At CPAC, you can see conservative activists of every type.
Social conservatives, fiscal conservatives, paleoconservatives, religious conservatives, tea baggers, libertarians, more bubbles than a fart in a bathtub.
CPAC is where Rush Limbaugh listeners can meet Alex Jones listeners.
Boom.
And it's where anti-feminist women who want their vote to matter can talk to anti-socialism senior citizens on Medicare.
This year's group of soon-to-be-failed presidential candidates fishing for book deals all took turns at the podium saying liberty, freedom, and God bless America.
How many clowns can you fit into a car driven by Fox News?
The answer is endless.
This year at CPAC, they included Scott Walker, also known as the main ingredient in chloroform.
Scott Walker said American unions are like ISIS because they both have less than 30,000 members in them.
Wow.
Walker is considered the GOP's breakout star, which explains why liberals run Hollywood.
Jeb Bush was there.
Jeb, son of President George Bush, brother of President George Bush, wants to be the first President Bush, not named George.
Like the Smothers brothers, Jeb is the one that mother liked best.
And he's a dick.
But he got booed by part of the crowd at CPAC that think he isn't sufficiently dickish to immigrants.
Those people think the number one threat to America, a nation of immigrants, is immigrants, which brings us to Marco Rubio.
Yes, Marco Rubio, the one immigrant CPAC members would let marry their daughter.
Rick Perry spoke, wearing glasses, or as he refers to them, AI.
That stands for artificial intelligence.
Perry proved he can successfully recite three points in a row if he reads them off a teleprompter.
Ted Cruz was there and he gave his usual sermon of senseless non-sequiturs.
It was rousing to pro-business social conservatives, the people who are against abortion and against gay marriage, but are for corporations getting married and aborting their workers.
Star of Duck Dynasty got a free speech award at CPAC.
Sean Hannity asked probing questions like, tell us how you love America.
And Senator Tom Cotton spoke of getting government out of business while asserting the importance of agricultural subsidies, thus reminding everybody that the GOP is still the party of crop.
Excellent.
It's a play on words.
All of the speeches were designed to appeal to the typical Republican voter.
You know the type, a bunch of regular people on the edge of bankruptcy who feel they haven't done enough for billionaires.
Speaking of bankruptcy, Donald Trump was there and he spoke.
He convinced all who heard him that he should be sent to the Middle East to negotiate face-to-face with terrorists.
There was also their old favorite failed reality TV star Sarah Palin who says the Nazis are all dead now, except for those in the audience.
If it's true what she says about Nazis, how does she explain all the blue-eyed blondes in Argentina?
This year, some CPAC favorites were busy making news elsewhere, like Rudy Giuliani, who recently said that Obama doesn't love America, but to be fair, Rudy was suffering from not enough blood getting to his head because of his pantyhose were too tight.
Black Republicans like Ben Carson and Herman Kane and Alan Keynes are sort of like the Republicans' beards.
They get to say things that white Republicans can't say, and they are loved for it.
Some Democrats lament that they don't have the equivalent of CPAC.
Actually, Democrats should be proud that they don't.
All right.
It's the Jimmy Dore Show.
the show for gut-minded, lowly-livered lefties.
The kind of people It's the show that makes Anderson Cooper save.
It's hard to talk to you, Kevin.
And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
It's Jimmy Dore!
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to this week's show.
I am joined in the studio across to me.
Cross for me, hilarious comedian, actor, writer, father, and African-American.
It's Ted Lyde, ladies and gentlemen.
How are you, Ted?
I love that you never fail to conclude that last detail.
Thank you.
You know that he does that to all of us.
Next to him, hilarious comedian from Team Yasamura, it's Japanese man Robert Yasamura.
You know what we say?
We say Ohio.
By the way, if we're driving to Santa Barbara, we just say ohi.
Okay, cross the glass for me, hilarious comedian.
She just got done playing Frau Blücher in musical The Young Frankenstein, where she stole the show.
It's our resident Latina, Steph Zemarano.
Hi, Steph.
Hola, Jimmy.
Yes, good to have.
How was your play?
I saw it.
You were amazing.
Thank you so much.
I had a great time.
I had a great time.
And yes, Jimmy, you're right.
I did steal the show.
She did steal the show.
You taught those kids the staying character all the way to the dressing room, didn't you?
That's right.
Okay.
Also with us from the Young Turks is Edwin Umanya.
Hey, Edward, how are you?
Edwin.
Hello, Edwin.
How are you?
I'm doing good.
I'm on the other side of the wall.
I'm not even good.
I can't even see.
I know.
And also, running the show today is Elliot Spitzer Schirtzer Michael Schurzer.
How are you?
Hey, what's up, Jimmy?
Oh, on the phone.
Hilarious comedian.
You know him.
You love him from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
It's TV's Frank, Frank Connoff.
Hi, Frank.
Hello there.
Yay.
All right, let's get to some jokes before we get to the jokes.
You know, I don't know if you guys follow this stuff, but the new supergirl costume.
Have you seen it?
It's too dark.
It's wrong for the character.
It's not true to the original DC comic.
And oh my God, I'm so lonely.
Nice joke, Frank.
So the Selma, the Selma anniversary was last week, and Republican leaders wanted to go, but they were too busy not giving a shit about civil rights.
They really did.
Republican leaders, you know, not attending the Selma anniversary, but they were suppressing the votes of the marchers in Spirit.
And I don't know if you guys, how you feel about this, but I know one thing for sure.
The hungry will not be fed, the poor will not be clothed, and the sick will not be cured until we learn more about Hillary's emails.
You mean Benghazi, too?
And then yes, Benghazi, too.
Exactly.
Hey, this week we've moved our clocks forward.
I don't know if you guys are right.
We're all here on time.
So, yeah, I moved my clock forward, but then I read the new Maureen Dowd column about Clinton and Lewinsky, and time moved backwards again.
Hey, by the way, Lindsey Graham, friend of the show, said he never sent an email.
That's adorable, Grandpa.
You know, Lindsey Graham never said why he doesn't use email because when he said it, he said it to Chuck Todd, who never asks a follow-up question.
Did Chuck Todd happen to mention that he sits on the technology committee in the Senate?
Oh, really?
Yes.
So Lindsey Graham sits on the technology committee and he never sent an email.
Yes.
You know, Lindsey Graham saying he's never sent an email reminds me of that time Eisenhower bragged he'd never made a phone call.
But back to Maureen Dowd.
You know, Maureen Dowd does not realize that her writing is a bigger stain on journalism than any stain Bill Clinton ever left on a dress.
Robin Thick, we got the, they got the verdict.
They said he stole Marvin Gaye's song.
Yes.
And he's going to refute that he plagiarized Marvin Gaye and his upcoming album, What's Going On?
The beauty about the new Apple Watch is it's capable of making you pay for shit you already have at amazingly fast speeds.
There you go.
Can I just say that the Apple eye watch is really cool.
It really is.
And let me just say this.
The kids today, Robert, who didn't live through those general foods international coffee ads have no idea what real suffering is.
All right, what's coming up on today's show?
Jim Kramer goes crazy.
We have Ben Carson.
He talks about gay stuff, and he's a brain surgeon.
Dr. Ben.
Dr. Ben Carson, plus, oh, plus Morning Joe.
A panel of five white guys decide what rap music is all about.
That's today.
And plus, we got phone calls from Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, Ron Paul, Peter King.
That's today on the Jimmy Dore Show.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Yeah, Jimmy is Peter King.
Hello, Congressman.
How are you doing?
Enough with the pleasantries.
Yeah, okay.
Can you believe this crazy shit, Jimmy?
I mean, when I'm the most reasonable guy in the room, holy fuckballs.
You're the most reasonable man in the room.
Are you talking about the funding crisis for the Department of Homeland Security?
Of course I am.
A bunch of these tea party types with their tinfoil hats and whatnot.
Don't want to fund DHS when there's friggin terrorism all over the goddamn place.
We got two ISIS morons in New York the other day.
You got your Charlie Hebdo attack there in Paris.
There was even a terrorist attack in Denmark the other day.
Friggin' Denmark, Jimmy.
You know what goes on in Denmark?
No, I know what goes on in Denmark.
Nothing.
It's the most boring country in the friggin' world.
I tell you, no, these terrorists are crazy.
They just pulled a signfold of terrorism.
They did a terror attack about nothing.
So just to bring our listeners up to speed, can you explain what this funding issue is about?
Yeah, sure.
A couple of months ago, dictator Obama did said he was going to give Andersy to a bunch of sweaty brown drug dealing types, man.
Congressman, the president issued an executive order, which is his right to do.
That expanded and deferred action to more families currently living here illegally.
Yeah, well, you say potato, I say Mexican rape cartel.
Anyways, everyone is like, what if we put a provision in this DHS funding bill that undoes Obama's friggin' thing?
That'll really fix that guy's wagon, right?
I guess.
But then it was pretty clear that he wasn't going to, it wasn't going to work.
So all of his non-crazy types were like, let's just go ahead and pass a clean bill because how do you not fund DHS?
Okay.
Jimmy, shutting down DHS that's like hanging our dicks out while wearing t-shirts and say, why don't you come cut off my dick?
You get me?
I understand what you're saying, Congressman.
All of a sudden, these 40 or 50 tea party guys and gals, people turn off that duck dynasty or whatever long enough to say, hey, we want something that's never going to happen to happen.
So let's defund DHS.
Tell you something, Jimmy.
When Alec was gerrymandering these districts, they must have been like, let's put everyone with lead plumbing in one precinct and see what happens.
You know, I agree, Congressman.
It's very irresponsible.
Irresponsible?
Jimmy, these people are more worried about the Illuminati Lizard conspiracy than they're worried about actual sick.
I agree, Congressman, but to be fair, your party has pretty consistently failed to call them out.
Because they'll friggin' killers, Jimmy.
You saw what happened at the Dukes of Hazard ranch there a couple of months ago.
You mean the Clive and Bundy incident?
Did you see how many of those moleheads showed up in their Army Man outfits?
These people are looking for an excuse to start their turn of diary's fantasy camp.
And I, for one, don't want to get shot by some Jabber George Hamplet misquoting the Constitution.
That's terrifying, Congressman.
Yeah, I faced worse.
What have you ever seen that's worse than that?
Yeah, I used to drink with IRA guys.
Tell you what, those guys will pull out of your teeth just for not knowing all the words to Danny Boyd.
A friggin' soccer game doesn't go that way, and it'll blow up a preschool.
Getting back to the DHS issue.
Sure.
So you're hoping Speaker Boehner can wrangle the votes to pass a clean bill?
I've said that publicly, but look, no.
And don't get me wrong, John Benny is a great friggin guy.
We go hot covering together the last Friday of every month.
That being said, I don't think anyone could get these defectives to stand in line.
So what do you think is going to happen?
Probably some kind of, you know, Namagden or something.
Really?
You think that?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go on record as saying that I believe this is the beginning of the planet of the apes.
Well, what are you going to do?
That's just the way the game is played.
Well, great talking to you, Jimmy.
Hope you don't die in the terrorist attack.
All right, that's Peter King, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you.
So we all heard about, we all saw the video.
I don't know if you saw, I saw the video of the S-A-E fraternity.
No, God, yeah.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon, the Eps, affectionate known as SIG EPS.
SIG EPS.
The SIG EPS, sure.
And by the way, you know...
That video was so offensive, even ISIS said we wouldn't do a video like that.
Ah!
There you go.
There you go.
And I could have been in a frat when I was in college if I had just held that egg in my ass eight seconds longer.
Anyway, so the SIG EPS at Oklahoma State University, they were filmed on a cell phone video of they're all on a bus and they're all doing a chant.
And the chant is not nice about black people.
I'll play a little bit of it.
The chant is riddled with a racial slur, references to lynching, but the video captured this.
So they're saying there'll never be an N-word at SAE.
You can hang him from a tree, but he'll never sign with me.
There'll never be an N-word at SAE.
So these are all grown-up white kids in college.
They're grown-ups.
They're not kids.
They're grown-ups.
Kids their age right now are killing and being killed all over the world in Afghanistan, in Iraq.
So they're grown-ups.
They're grown-up people.
And then a funny part of this kind of was that the mother, the house mother for them, she said she was outraged by it.
And then there was a video surfaced of her last year from last year saying the N-word about seven or eight times in a row, real fast.
Yes, there you go.
See, that's why I have Ted here so we can do that.
They have no reason to feel or say what they're saying.
It's just programmed bigotry with no legs.
You know, I mean, I understand bigotry if there's legs, you know, if there's some sort of experience that drives you to this bitterness, even though it's wrong and creepy and sad.
But these are white kids who have no, they don't know a black person.
So you're saying, like, maybe if a white person was brutalized by some black people, maybe he could have a reason why he would have a chip on his shoulder against black people.
If you looked out your window and you saw a black guy with saggy pants every day and it fucking made you furious, that would be more of a legitimate reason to at least lash out in some form.
These guys are in a vacuum.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Are you saying saggy pants gives me complete freedom?
No, that's not a problem.
Can I say the N-word then?
Because I hate baggy pants.
I'll say it right now.
That's not what I'm saying at all.
What I'm saying is that these kids are privileged white kids who have no reference or no, there's no connotation for their bigotry whatsoever.
I agree.
And you know what?
To the degree so much they have no problem filming it.
Yes.
This is a celebration and they had no idea like, hey, maybe we shouldn't film this, nor should we post this anywhere on social media.
No, all bigotry is wrong.
I'm not pro-bigotry.
The point I'm making is that bigotry without context is the saddest cancer of all the bigotries.
Well, two points.
First of all, that's true all over this country.
I mean, like, a lot of the people who are worried about immigration as an issue have never seen an immigrant.
The second thing is I am glad to know that a lot of bigotry in this country is pants-based.
Good point.
Good point.
I know, as a black man, that's how I feel.
So you would think that having heard about this horrible thing that happened on the bus that was filmed, you would think that the commenters on Morning Joe would find that behavior of those boys reprehensible.
They would discourage any hate speech and condemn those involved.
Or they did what they did, which here comes a prime example of why nobody should take these shows seriously.
You have a cut and dried case here of institutional racism, white supremacy, discrimination, and somehow, by the magic of stupidity, this becomes an issue on Morning Joe about rap lyrics and how the black community speaks.
It's quite a spin.
So here's, the rapper, his name is Waka Flaka Flame, which is, that's got a little alliteration to it.
Waka Flaka Flame.
I like that name.
Waka Flaka Flame was scheduled to perform at the University of Oklahoma, but he canceled after this video surfaced of the guys chanting the racial slurs.
He went on TV in an interview, and he said he was disappointed and he didn't want to go there.
And that seems normal.
He's not the only person to be turned off by ignorance and racism.
Yeah.
And there was also a football recruit who had decided not to go to Oklahoma.
He's going to go somewhere else for his education.
Good for him.
Yeah.
How good could the education be at Oklahoma?
Okay, so, right.
So here is Morning Joe, and here, you'd think they'd be upset.
It's funny.
Watch what they're really upset with.
Try to guess what, who do you think they're going to be upset with?
The answer just might surprise you.
Or will it?
Saying that in the wake of the video, he's disgusted and disappointed.
So talking about Waka Flocka Flame, the rapper.
He was saying that he was disappointed.
And I'm just, I'm You saw him on another network.
I'm shocked and stunned and deeply saddened that they use that.
And then they said, Waka Flock of Flame, thank you very much.
Good luck to you.
And I'm like, I look at his lyrics, and I'm thinking, why wouldn't you ask this guy why you would go on that campus?
And if you look at every single song, I guess you call it, he's written, it's a bunch of garbage.
Full of N-word.
Kill that.
Full of F-bombs.
Kill that.
It's wrong.
And he shouldn't be disgusted with them.
He should be disgusted with himself.
That's all I have.
So when I saw those white college kids chanting, hang a black guy from a tree, and there'll never be an N-word at SAE, I was like, I'm sure that there's a black guy responsible for this somewhere, right?
I was like, this is no way these white kids just did this on their own.
So Waka Flaca decides to pull out of his scheduled performance.
And man, did that really make those guys at Morning Joe angry?
As you're having a video where a bus full of white guys are chanting about hanging black people from trees, ah, that's no problem.
But Waka Flaca cancels his show as a result.
The humanity, the injustice.
Yeah, that's the go-to position is that we, as blacks, we bring all of our misery and all the disdain that we get from white people.
We bring it on ourselves.
Yes.
We've earned it in some way.
And that's all that.
That's all she's saying is that, hey, how do you expect us to treat you good when you know you're- You guys say N-word in rap songs, so now we want to hang you from trees, and it's really all your fault again.
You guys are horrible.
This is the kind of mental gymnastics that people refer to as Olympic level mental gymnastics.
Okay?
That's what this is.
You see a video clip of a bunch of white people chanting, hang black people from trees, and you go, those fucking rappers.
Yeah.
And you know what?
You know what, Jimmy?
MSNBC and Clundis like them.
They're always talking about, oh, Obama doesn't, he doesn't understand the optics of this.
Hillary doesn't understand.
The optics.
And meanwhile, they have a show where four middle-aged white people are discussing rap music and how it's the cause of racism.
Yeah, so they wanted to, they wanted to break down what this videotape really means and what the rap culture is all about.
So they recruited five of the most out-of-touch rich white people.
Five.
Five.
One of them is William Crystal.
And this clip by the way.
Crystal, why does anybody let him on TV anytime to talk about anything?
Because he's gorgeous.
And the other one is Mika Brzezinski, by the way, who is the daughter of the former National Security Advisor to Jimmy Carter.
Yes.
Yes.
So here comes Bill Kristol, and he's going to weigh in.
Because I'm saying popular culture becomes a cesspool.
A lot of them.
By the way, noted hip-hop authority, William Kristolf.
Oh, sure.
He's going to.
Okay, here we go.
Because I say, popular culture becomes a cesspool.
A lot of corporations profit up over it often.
And then people are surprised that some drug 19-year-old kids repeat what they've been hearing.
Exactly.
So, yes, they never heard the N-word anywhere else.
They heard it first in rap videos, and then you get surprised that white kids from Oklahoma are repeating the N-word.
And I think that's right, because that's where these kids learn to talk that way.
Because I remember reading about how slave owners in the antebellum South used to quote NWA all the time.
In fact, they never even started saying the word nigger until they heard it on a hit track up straight out of Compton.
That's where they got the N-word from.
It was from rap.
Those kids made a previous video that was considered anti-Semitic because of what they said about John J. Shingleheimer Smith.
By the way, did you hear Bill Crystal slam corporations in that clip?
Bill Crystal just slammed corporations when they're making money.
But he didn't say, right, but he didn't say specific corporations.
So he's saying, ah, the corporations make a lot of money.
And then you get a bunch of innocent 20-year-old white kids chanting the N-word because of rap music.
Yeah, we all, they were talking about lynching black people on the chant.
They were talking about lynching black people.
You can hang them from a tree.
And we all know the pro-lynching hip-hop artists.
Right?
You know, we all know, like, there's the Wu-Tang Klux Klan.
You know them, right?
On MSNBC, you know, shows like Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, Chris Hayes, they love to slam Fox News.
They love to do segments about how lame Fox News is.
But you know what?
Morgan Joe is on your network.
So don't even say anything about Fox News until you say shit about Morning Joe.
Because it's just as bad as anything on Fox.
I'm 100% with you, Frank.
And all I want to say about William Kristall is when he heard that frat kid chanting the N-word, he immediately endorsed him for president.
And you know what?
I just have to say that frat mother who they had the other video of, for her to use a word as offensive as the N-word, I mean, I just thought she came off like a total cup.
The song is if you're happy and you know it.
If you're happy and you know it.
So that further distances any rap argument.
Yeah, they're not rapping.
Those kids weren't rapping.
No, the song, the song.
Because we all know all those raps about fraternities.
Yeah, the song's a nursery rhyme.
If you have it, you know it.
And so to drag rap into it and justify that with rap is just, there's no, there's no legs that argument at all.
So here comes Willie.
By the way, this segment on Morning Joe is so horrible that Willie Geist saves the day.
Okay, here we go.
Here's Willie Geist.
Here he tries to stop this train wreck of out-of-touch white ignorance, borderline racism.
No, it's borderline.
I don't know if they're being racist, but I think what they're doing is they're doing what racists would do, which is not talk about the racism.
They're talking about something else.
We're sitting here talking about a bus full of white privileged college kids chanting in suits and ties, chanting, hang black people from trees.
And they make the entire segment about how disgusted they are with black people.
That is my.
When people do this kind of stuff, even if they don't think they're racists, it is the job of the society to say, yes, you are.
And you know what?
This is racism.
I don't know.
So again, I wouldn't say what they're doing.
Okay, well, here's Willie Geist.
I'm an iceberg.
He's the entire person.
And they introduce him as he's the expert on hip-hop on the panel.
Of the five out-of-touch, super lily white people.
And they are all five super lily white.
There's Mika Brzezinski, Joe Scarborough, who's from the Panhandle of Florida.
There's Willie Geist.
There's Bill Crystal.
Could there be a bigger pampered person?
Oh, and also Mark Halpern was there.
mark help burn i mean these I mean, Bill Williams.
When I was watching the clip, I saw Mark Halpern, and I'm like, oh, this is ridiculous.
And then when I saw Bill Crystal, it was like it was a tag to the show.
So here's Bill Crystal talking.
On this panel, I agree.
No, no, I'm sorry.
Here's Willie Geist.
I'm sorry.
As I said last time, I would love to never hear that word again in the song, White, Black, or Otherwise.
But there is a distinction between a bunch of white kids chanting about hanging someone from a tree using that word in a hate.
Did you hear her?
Oh, of course.
Oh, of course.
We've just been making that point, though, all night.
No, you haven't.
You've been saying the exact opposite.
You're saying that exactly what black people do in rap is exactly what those kids were doing on the bus.
And she also said, if you're, if you're upset, well, how can you be upset with what they're saying when you're saying this?
Which is not, that's racism.
That's not borderline anything.
Okay.
How can you be upset with them, you know?
Right, because you guys have, you also say the n-word, but they say it in a totally different way and for different reasons, and they have different experiences.
We had slavery in this country, for Christ's sake.
We had Jim Crow up until a generation ago.
And it still exists in lots of places.
And we're finding out it still exists in places like Ferguson and all over places like that.
Okay, here's Lou, but he has Morning Joe.
You are correct.
He's got a little bit more to say.
And we are going to get to that coming up in the second half of the Jimmy Door show.
Plus, we got phone calls from Bill O'Reilly.
Bill Cosby calls in and Ron Paul and a lot lot more on the second half.
Plus, Nancy Grace makes an appearance.
But right now we're up against a break.
We'll be right back in one minute.
This is Jimmy Doer's show on Pacifica.
Hey, big thanks, everybody who made it out to the live show at the YouTube Space LA on March 7th.
That was a great time.
Holy shit.
That was fun.
I think we're going to do more of those.
So thanks to everybody who made it out.
That was such a fun time doing the show on a real sound stage with a real live audience.
God damn it.
I can't wait to do it again.
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Okay.
We've got a second half coming up.
We're going to start off with a phone call from Bill O'Reilly, and then we get right back into Willie Geist trying to straighten out the crew at Morning Joe.
How will it go?
And that doesn't.
What do you think?
What do you think how it goes?
All right, let's get back to the second half.
Hello.
Jimmy Dore, it's Bill O'Reilly.
Hey, Bill.
I just want to weigh in on the Oklahoma video.
Well, what's your take, Bal?
Sad to say, I try to warn everybody, but this is the end result of kids watching Beyoncé video.
What are you talking about?
As soon as I saw those white college kids in the racist chance, I thought Beyonce.
Bill, you are literally making no sense.
Where do you think those white kids get it from?
Hip-hop videos and culture.
They're the ones always using the N-word.
Bill, this is about white college kids' ugly behavior towards blacks, not videos.
Why do you have to play the race car, Jimmy?
Play the race car?
Bill, that's what this thing is all about.
White kids got exposed for publicly singing racist songs and calling blacks the N-word.
Don't play the race car, Jimmy.
You're better than that.
This isn't about the race car.
Bill, you're just trying to obfuscate.
Those kids are only repeating what they hear in rap videos, and it's rampant throughout the hip-hop culture.
So when you see racism, you got to use your head and think of what caused it.
In this case, the racism was caused mostly by blacks who perform hip-hop and rap.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
This has nothing to do with hip-hop culture or finding the root cause of ugly racist behavior, which to you somehow is always the fault of the people the racism is aimed at.
You could ignore it if it makes you feel better.
But even the KKK was, in part, formed as a reaction to the aggressive stance that blacks took around the Civil War and the radical ideas about destroying the economic system of the South.
When you say destroy the economic system of the South, you mean they wanted to get rid of slavery, an economy built on slavery.
And the white folk were just responding to the radical upheaval of the entire society.
Can't argue with that.
You know, Bill, you have a penchant for victim blaming, whether you know it or not.
Whether it be slut-shaming rape victims like in Steubenville.
I never slut-shamed anyone.
That Steubenville girl was a town whore and everybody knew it.
The facts of the case were that she was wasted at a party where she knew horny guys were also getting wasted, so it's her fault.
End of story.
You know, Bill, I think I'm going to hang up because this isn't funny anymore.
Can I just tell you how much I love to see stuff like this?
Stuff like what?
See, all of you far-left loons lose your shit over racism.
You get so self-righteously indignant, it cracks me up every time.
You're a horrible person, Bill.
Thanks for the laughs, Jimmy.
Hey, Gay should be in prison.
All right, Bill, I'm hanging up.
Immigrants are takers and should be rounded up.
Okay, bye, Bill.
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Okay, goodbye.
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Okay, let's rejoin our discussion about Morning Joe's reaction to the racist chants of the Oklahoma college students.
And right now, we're going to read Willie Geist is trying to explain to them the difference between white kids chanting Hang Black Kids from a Tree and when rappers refer to each other as nigga in a song.
So Willie Guy's having a tough time explaining that to these people.
I'm joined by Frank Conner from Mystery Science Theater 3000, Michael Schertzer, Robert Yasser, Murray, Ted Lied, and Edwin Umanya and Steph Zemarano.
Now let's get back to the studio.
And this is a term that you hear in hip-hop that African-American guys sometimes in certain contexts call each other.
I don't like it, but you hear it in songs.
Jay-Z used to say it all.
The most famous rappers in the world say it.
Again, I'm not defending it, but there is a distinction between white kids on a bus talking about hanging someone and walk a flock of stuff.
Of course there is.
Of course.
Oh, of course.
Of course, we've just...
Because you've been saying the exact opposite, Joe.
And then when Willie Geist steps in and straightens your ass out, you pretend like, but it only lasts for almost less than a second because immediately they're right back at it.
But if Rocka Flock is going on CNN acting shocked and stunned and deeply sad when he uses the word everybody.
He talks about murdering people, shooting people, f-bombing.
Not exactly.
Very nice.
Very nice treatment of women.
Yeah, abusing.
Boy, if you're going to take tips on how to treat women on the Morning Joe show, I think Tina Turner is going to have a little something to say about that.
Morning Joe is upset with the treatment of women in rapid Morning Joe.
By the way, this is a televised domestic abuse situation every morning, okay?
And everyone knows it.
At the end of every episode, Mika tells people she fell down a flight of stairs.
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Ha, ha, ha, ha.
And Willie Geist has to make that point.
What Willie Geist is really saying is, hey, idiots, it's a totally different thing.
And you look like assholes saying this stuff.
In fact, you look like racists.
That's what he wants to say, but he can't.
He talks to Joe Scarborough like a kid talks to their alcoholic father.
He's afraid he's going to get hit.
That's how everybody talks to Joe on that show because he has a personality disorder.
He does.
And what I love, the visual of watching that show that I love the most is Joe Scarborough going on an incredibly stupid, abusive rant.
And all of these big-time pundits, Mark Halpern, whoever, just sitting there silently, not challenging him on anything, not saying anything.
It really is like a dysfunctional family where you're not allowed to talk back to the abusive father.
I think they need to do some.
I'm expecting to see a therapist on there one morning and they all start doing some inner child work because that I'm not kidding.
That is that they are all acting like adult children of alcoholics and Joe is the alcoholic.
But I do wish that Mike Barnacle had been there because he might have plagiarized some good insight about.
Let me just say this, Frank.
The people on Mooring Joe are so out of touch.
When they don't like a Marvin Gaye song, they blame Robin Thick.
That's right.
Hey, you know what?
I just wanted to say that one of these guys that was caught on the bus chanting and filmed, he came out.
I think his name is Parker Rice.
He's 19 at Dallas.
Of course his name was Parker Rice.
Of course it was.
Parker Rice.
It wasn't Beauregard.
No, no.
And he says, the song was taught to us.
They didn't learn it in rap songs.
They didn't see it in a video.
No, no, but it was taught to Jesus.
Jay-Z didn't teach it.
He won't tell them who taught them, but it was taught to them.
So that's nice that some learning is going on in that fraternity.
And then the other thing is the house mom.
I don't know if you already said this, but the quote about the house mom, she says, heartbroken by the portrayal that I am in some way a racist.
And then they got the video of her saying the N-word Seven Thousands.
And that's responding.
She's responding to that very video that in some way that makes her seem a racist.
And it goes back to that idea of they don't know how deeply embedded they are in their racism.
And that gets back to the problem I was talking about.
You can't do this.
We can't do this anymore.
We can't have middle American white people saying, I'm not a racist, but and not calling them on it.
I'm with you 100%, Robert.
And I have to deal with this in my own family.
They're not sophisticated racists.
Right.
If they were sophisticated racists, they could go on TV and talk about how Obama favors Muslims over Christians or how he wasn't born in America or how he's un-American or he believes in an anti-colonial point of view.
Those are the kind of racist things that you can say on TV and get paid a lot of money and never get kicked off.
It's so weird how people will say, like, I don't mean to sound racist, but, and then say something racist.
They'll be like, I don't mean to sound racist, but black people are clearly inferior race, right?
Well, what I like about that is that also, there's so many things about this clip that are horrible that I like in a horrible way.
The fact that they made fun of Waka Flaka's name, right?
So they were kind of.
I'm sorry, I would make fun of Waka Flaka.
Waka Flaka Flame.
It is a very problematic name, and I don't know why he just didn't come up with a stage name.
Well, what's funny about this to me, Frank, is that Micah's last name is Brzezinski, right?
Which can only be pronounced properly after anesthesia.
And Waka Flocka is a rap name.
Micah Brzezinski is her actual name.
Good point.
And in fairness, they did distinguish between Waka Flaka calling his friends nigga and a white frat boys in the South chanting the N-word, but only because someone on their panel makes the distinction for them.
If Willie Geist wasn't there, they would have never ever, that would have never even come up.
The fact that they even believe the two things are connected just goes to show how disconnected they are from reality.
Black people using the word nigga as a term of endearment isn't the cause of racism in the South.
It's a byproduct of racism in the South.
That would be like blaming the marks on a tree for lynching somebody.
And Dick Gregory using the N-word as the title of a book, or Richard Pryor saying it in his stand-up act.
That's not the reason we have racism.
They were fighting against racism.
Micah Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough were angry when Bing Crosby went electric.
So let's remember that.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
*music*
I got a phone call from Ron Paul called me.
Yeah, Ron Paul, he's going to talk about something.
Hey, Golden Dragon Chinese restaurant.
Dr. Paul?
Oh, yes, who says now?
It's Jimmy Dore, Congressman.
Are you running a Chinese restaurant out of your house?
Well, yeah, I guess he caught me.
But how are you, Jimmy?
We caught him.
We caught him running a Chinese restaurant.
Is that what he said?
You know, I'm fine, Dr. Paul, but why are you...
You know, I worry about you and your prostate.
Why are you worried about my prospect?
Well, you're over 40.
It's pretty much taking time bomb from there on hell.
You know, one day you just wake up and it's just exploded all over the place.
And then your penis is on the ceiling.
Dr. Paul, I wanted to get your opinion about the Oklahoma frat controversy.
Oh, isn't that just awful what those boys were doing?
Yeah, that was some pretty horrible racism.
Oh, I'm not talking about the racism.
I'm talking about that chant.
It was so pedestrian.
I mean, if you're going to be racist, take time to write some original music.
So it was the music that bothered you.
Well, it wasn't even music.
It was just like some dumb chant you'd hear at a union rally.
When I was a racist, I would advocate lynchings with three-part harmony.
Three-part harmony.
At one point, I had a 100-piece polyphonic choir singing.
When you were a racist, is that something you've stopped being?
Pretty much.
I mean, I just woke up one day and was like, I didn't really have the energy to hate black people today.
You know, I still ought to rituals and politics and such.
Holidays?
Oh, yes.
They have won there for holidays.
Some of my happiest memories are standing around a burning cross on Hitler Day.
And like little Rand would look up at me and say, I sure do like Hitler, Dad.
You know, saying, oh, no, you love Hitler, little Rand Paul.
I did not know that.
Of course, I still like the food.
The food?
I'm sorry, the food.
Oh, my, yes.
Racist food is wonderful.
Like steak and potatoes and green beans and jasmine rice.
Dr. Paul, I think that's just food you're describing.
That's what the Jews want you to think.
Dr. Paul, I really want to get back to this OSU thing.
Yeah, well, sure.
Now, do you think those boys should be expelled for this?
Oh, heavens, no.
I mean, it's Oklahoma State.
It's not like it's a real school where people are expected to know better.
You're talking about a university.
Oklahoma University.
It's basically a four-year special act program.
Classes like how to make change for the bus.
Every stove is online.
Maybe Annual Husbandry or something like that.
Remembering the stove is on.
Fuck, damn it.
So you think by definition Oklahoma University students are too stupid to be held accountable for their actions.
Well, sure, unless they kill a white woman in Texas.
We still have the IQ of a gopher and we still straight up murder your ass.
I know that about your state.
Yeah, but it's on our license plate.
What do you think actually will happen to those students?
Oh, they'll definitely be expelled.
Why do you think that?
Well, football, of course.
That's all anyone cares about in Oklahoma because, you know, most of them can't read.
Man, Dr. Paul, you really hate Oklahoma, don't you?
I had a lay over there once that was awful.
Anywho, once Oklahoma realized that black men would voluntarily come to Oklahoma.
Well, that was that.
Pretty sure they have a special orientation for the white students where they tell them, hey, don't piss off the colored fellas.
You know, keep the racism on the down low, okay?
Congressman, there is no way Oklahoma is as bad as you're describing it.
I don't know what you want me to say, Jimmy.
The only people who live there are the ones who are too stupid to realize the Dust Bowl is happening.
Kansas make fun of Oklahoma.
Kansas don't understand how taxes pay for stuff.
But these are parts of the country where you've enjoyed a lot of support.
Yeah, well, you know, Jimmy, I'm a very complicated person.
I hate people that love me.
I just, I'm just like that.
Congressman.
Let's see.
I got to go.
I've got the lunch rush coming in here right now, and I need to heat up the mushroom sauce prompt.
Okay, Congressman.
Welcome to Ball Dagon.
You like egg roll?
Rod Paul, run a Chinese restaurant.
So I was watching Nancy Grace, and you know, she was a mistake.
That is a mistake.
She was talking about marijuana.
And, you know, the America is divided between two types of people: those who love grass and those who love lawns.
And I'm betting that Nancy Grace has a really nice lawn.
Was that another foreign reference?
She had on a rapper called Two Chains, and there must not be a big trial that she can sensationalize and inflame the lynch mobs about.
So this week, she has proclaimed legalized marijuana guilty.
Nancy Grace, with her Dr. Spock eyebrows looks, she looks like someone is holding a dog turd under her nose.
Doesn't she always look like that?
She always looks, she's got that look on her face like, what am I smelling?
She's smelling her own writing.
Yeah.
Here she tackles the subject of legalized marijuana with all the level-headed intelligence and insight we've come to expect from her.
Oh, boy.
Here she is.
Here she's talking to this rapper, and here's what she says about pot being legalized.
If this is legalized, then everybody is going to have unlimited access to pot.
And unlike other people that are responsible, irresponsible child abusers are going to have greater funeral.
Irresponsible child abusers are going to have access to pot.
You know what I don't want child abusers to have access to?
Children.
It's not the pot.
I love she says irresponsible child abuse.
As opposed to the responsible child abuser.
This is also.
And the pot really is the problem because I've never heard of any case of a parent getting drunk and beating their kids.
Yeah.
That's what never happened.
So she says that if it's available, then irresponsible child abusers are going to be able to get their hands on it.
And Two Chains pushes back.
He says this.
No, but everybody has the ability to get their hands on pot right now, whether it's legal or not.
I just feel like if you legalize this particular drug, it could cut out certain things in an criminal justice system as far as the overcrowding of prisons, as far as putting us on our criminal record to prevent us from getting loans, prevent us from getting homes.
Just the whole thing around recreational weed is not making any sense.
And do you want to qualify?
Why don't you just not have a recognition?
Why don't you just not smoke pot?
It's interesting that Two Chains, he made a pro-business argument.
Nancy Grace is making a pro-business argument too, specifically prisons, cops, and lawyers.
Those would be the economic engine.
Go ahead.
I don't know if you heard, but she was so stupid in this interview that she had her name legally changed to Don Lemon.
Yes.
And I love that she kicks off her argument again by with the children.
We're going to be child abusers and the children.
Always be suspicious of people who make that argument.
What about the children?
Particularly if they're not talking about poverty, health care, and education.
If they're talking about education, healthcare, and poverty, and then they say, what about the children?
Then I'll listen to you.
But it's never, they never use that argument when talking about those things.
And you knew Nick.
She showed a clip of some parents who let their kids smoke pot.
And I've known a lot of pot users, and I've been one myself for a period of time.
But for like 40 or some odd years, I've known a lot of pot smokers.
And I don't know one instance of anyone letting their kid have pot.
But I do know a lot of instances, Frank, of people letting their kids drink.
That happens all the time.
People drink wine at the table.
People drink beer all the time.
People let their kids drink beer.
You know, I would be more worried if I saw a child with an adult that has an open alcohol container.
And yet, I would never call for the proven failed policy of prohibition.
By the way, I would be much more concerned if I saw a parent who'd let their kid watch Nancy Gray.
And you know, Nancy Grace is abuse right there.
Nancy Grace's own kid is probably getting high at home watching the show, being like, shut up, mom.
Yeah.
So here she goes back.
He goes back more with this two chains.
Right now, we got to try to find ways on getting out.
So I figured if we got half of the state's legalizing pot, if the rest of the community legalizes pot, that frees up taxpayers' money.
That allows us to do something with this extra funds as far as fixing everything from buttholepayers money.
For me, I'm a taxpayer, okay?
She doesn't know.
She doesn't get that.
I don't understand.
What do you mean, freeing up tax?
How would not putting people in prison, how does that save us money?
How does you mean $35,000 a year per prisoner?
How does that say?
Nancy Grace can't figure that out.
By the way, she's a lawyer.
Yeah.
She can't figure that out.
Okay, there's more.
And I have one example.
For me, I'm a taxpayer.
My bus gets pulled over and they say they smell weed like they do all the time, okay?
They find a grind on my bus that has 0.01 of residue inside of it.
Okay, they lock me up.
They strip me.
Then they find out I'm a rapper and they want to know how fine is Nicki Minaj.
They want to take pictures and they want to let me go.
They obviously charge me with 0.01.
I go to court.
I go to trial.
And then they say, you pack your own bags.
Is this your grind?
I tell them no.
Well, who pack your bags?
They find out my security does it.
They drop my case and then they pick it up on my security, who obviously beats the case.
If that's not a waste of taxpayers' time and money, I don't know what it is.
Yes, that's exactly.
So he's laying it out for you.
This is the big waste in the criminal justice system, attacking people for a pot.
And because they go through his bus, they find a leaf or something in his grinder, and then they arrest him.
And, you know, speaking of which, I wonder what kind of prescription drugs we would find if we searched Nancy Grace's bag.
Yeah, really.
You know, and after watching this interview with her, viewers can all agree that we need less calm, collected, and coherent people like Two Chains in the World and more hysterical reactionary fearmongers like Nancy Grace.
She makes two chains look like the sage that he was in this segment.
Good for two chains.
Don't be so familiar.
Call him Mr. Chains.
Oh, Mr. Chains.
Yeah, that's right.
What's that, Frank?
I just say he did a great job in that segment.
He was artistic.
He had his points.
He was ready.
I'm still concerned about all those irresponsible child abusers.
You know, apparently they're leaving their dishes out or something.
They're irresponsible, but they're not signaling when they change lanes.
They're very irresponsible.
You know, pot is not good for children, but what's even, what's better for children are parents in jail for pot.
Yeah, that was net.
Yeah, great point.
So I got a call from Bill Cosby.
And we talked about Oklahoma.
Jello.
Hello, Mr. Cosby.
Yellow.
Yes, listen, I just wanted to get your take on the horrible racism that was revealed at Oklahoma State.
All the dokey-dokies on the bus stayed the scene.
Yeah, they're chanting the N-word saying that blacks should be hung by a tree and they'll never be allowed in their fraternity.
It's the fault of the old rap and the band fagging down.
What?
The white people pick it up and take the death for $2,000.
Okay, there's a lot more.
Okay, you know, there's a lot more to that Bill Cosby phone call, and there's a lot more.
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