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Don't just sort of don't just sort of hang around like chatting.
Like, that's really rude.
Go and sit down in your chairs because the main act is about to come on.
Get a move on because the bar's not open that long.
so we gotta go go go Am I up here with you?
I think so.
Am I your guest?
Should I be there?
I don't know.
Does this one work?
Well, even if you're not excited, I'm really excited.
But I'm not.
Everyone take their seats.
We were expecting to start now, weren't we?
It's not.
It's not.
Well, we might have gone on for longer than anyone would have wanted, but we were determined to squeeze out as many subjects as we could.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how bands do, isn't it, Andy?
Is India Jane here?
She's not here.
Oh, dear.
Well, she's a sharkling, but she hasn't been here before.
That's sad.
Is she outside?
She may not have come.
She was coming for something else.
Why is she called India Jane?
That's her name.
She comes from India.
No, no, she's gone, she's gone.
We've had someone come from Ecuador, so.
We have.
Has anyone here come further than from Ecuador?
Because somebody came from Ecuador.
Jonathan, where's Jonathan?
Look, Jonathan came from Ecuador just to see the show.
I was just speaking to Jonathan.
I didn't realise that he was going to play some of the bad merch off me before you dragged me up here onto stage.
So, Jonathan, I'll see you after the show.
And very happy to do so.
And I heard that in Ecuador, the part that Jonathan lives in, he actually sees fewer parrots than you all have seen this evening.
So there's no point going to Ecuador, is there?
Are we ready to start?
Shall we start?
First of all, can I say thank you to the unregistered chickens for entertaining us?
Thank you.
As you know, Dick is the organized one and I'm not.
I know don't talk to Dick before these conversations we have because otherwise I'd run out of material.
So Dick, I don't want you to ask me some things.
Have you got the lyric sheets for Jerusalem?
No.
Fuck off.
How, what are we going to...
People will either know it or they won't.
Does everyone...
Does everyone know here the words to Jerusalem?
Because we're going to say it at the end.
I don't obviously for a mental fight, isn't it?
It's not strikes, mental fight.
I don't think anyone will be calling us out on it if it is going to get a word wrong.
Have a chance to download it onto your phones in the meantime if you don't know it.
But we went to a school where it was pretty much the school song because of the hills being in Moulman.
They thought, oh, there's hills in this song.
And we died.
It was our school song.
So we all knew it by the end of our time there.
Yeah.
When we were drunk, we sang it a lot.
A lot.
Thank you.
This is the Guinness Zero, by the way, Michelle.
The lovely and wonderful Michelle has just given me some treatment.
She said, the last thing I want you to do right now is to drink alcohol because I've just unleashed it.
Has that got them?
It's that.
It's a Guinness Zero.
Oh.
They're really nice.
Okay, Andrew.
Can I have one like Dick?
Andrew, can I?
Can I have one like Dix?
Andrew.
It's zero.
she said, do not drink.
So I'm going to, if we've got all the toxins flushing through me, she said, drink a little water.
Don't add more toxins to it.
So in case Michelle is watching and saying, I told you not to, but it isn't.
No, she's gone to give my present.
Yes.
Unfortunately, before we started the show, Michelle gave me a treatment.
And she'd given me one two weeks ago where she discovered that I had concussion from...
You can't imagine how I got a concussion.
And she treated me today and said, you're still terrible.
So I've still got my concussion, which means I can't drink any alcohol.
But it's not going to ruin my performance, my perf, darlings, because I don't drink before perf anyway.
But what it means is that those of you who wanted to buy me a drink afterwards are going to be unable to do so.
So I'm very sorry about that.
Any other housekeeping before we...
I bigged up the merch stands, including Brand Zero.
Brand Zero.
I've got another chance to give them a big up because they are big supporters of the podcast and their television.
Just good stuff.
Like their honey.
The Moroccan honey.
I did.
And the paper.
The black seed oil in capsules.
I'm on that every day.
And yeah, they've got some good stuff there, so pay them a visit.
Good.
Well.
And do we do the Lord's Prayer before I've done the introduction of you?
always start with the lord's prayer yeah but it's good to explain why because not all of you are christians and that's fine but and you might apart from the fact they're going to burn You're probably good with that by now.
If you're not a Christian, you probably don't believe in hell anyway, so it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
You probably all think, well, we're part of the oneness.
Oh, I did the salt this time, anyway.
What?
I did the salt.
If you look around the corners, there's denotes a little pile of salt in each corner.
And I did the prayer of the archangel Michael in Latin while I did it.
Did you?
So the place has been hopefully cleared of demons.
But did you do Varde Retro Satana?
No.
Because that's quite good, isn't it?
Yeah, good.
Look, anyway, should we start the podcast?
And you do Lord's Prayer.
Before the intro or the.
Afterwards?
No, it's your podcast.
Okay.
Welcome to the Delling Pod with me, James Dellingpole.
And I know I always say, I'm excited about this week's special guest.
But I'm not.
Because it's just a guest.
It's Dick!
Dick!
It's Dick!
Dick's much more fun with me.
But before we have any more fun, we've already had so much fun, we're going to start by saying, as we always do on these occasions now, we're going to say the Lord's Prayer.
With all that doxology.
Ah, that's a good.
No, we're going to do the doxology.
Because.
I just like to use the word doxology.
Even without the glasses on, I can sound clever.
Do you all know what the doxology is?
The doxology is the kingdom, the power, and the glory.
It was added later on.
Yeah, there were conflicting theories about this, and I'm not sure what the answer is.
The deep conspiracy take on the doxology is that it was inserted by on the orders of James I for the King James version, and that King James was not, was not really a Christian.
He was like all the English kings and queens since, I think, about 1327, something like that.
He was a, he was basically a, a Satanist, and and that the doxology is actually an occult phrase which has got nothing to do with Christianity and and it's nothing to do with anything.
Jesus talk, but I've heard others say no no, hang on, it's actually legit.
So we'll say it in the hope that it's legit.
Now, the reason, the reason that we do the Lord's Prayer, is because even among you, lovely people, there will be these demonic entities lurking around waiting to feed on our, on us.
Yeah, it happens, they love things like this.
And just in case, Dick's holy salt is not working.
I'm feeling quite good, I'm not feeling any demonic energies here, but just in case, the Lord's Prayer is the most powerful of all the prayers and it's like napal.
It's not no, it is, it is like napalm.
So I'll explain those of you who haven't heard this before, we have a friend who can here, who has what he calls the world's crappest Superpower, and he is able to see the sort of low-grade demonic entities that feed on us.
So you can see them all, but the low-grade ones, he's described them as like vaguely human-shaped shadows that just kind of cling to you like an unwelcome friend.
And they have suckers.
Imagine I was a demon.
I mean.
And they love.
What they love is drug addicts, people who have just lost a lot of money, gambling, people who are generally depressed.
Conspiracy theorists.
Conspiracy theorists.
They love it.
One of the things they have to feed on is the sort of emotion you get when you're on Twitter and you've seen something say something, someone say something really stupid.
And you're like, I've got to put a tweet back.
They love that emotion.
They love all that angst.
They literally feed off it.
And so they want you in the situation where you generate those negative emotions because that is their food.
So by saying the Lord's Prayer, we pretty much wipe them out like American people.
But I haven't told you the other interesting thing.
So we did a test because I said, are there any of these entities hanging around at the moment?
And he said, yeah, yeah, they're wandering around looking for people to feed on.
I said, okay, right.
So I'm going to walk through these demonic entities and I'm going to try different prayers and see which ones have the right effect.
And we tried various ones.
We did the Jesus Prayer, the Noetic Prayer, which is the one that the Orthodox particularly are into.
And it's a very good prayer.
I think we did Psalm 23, which I tried to teach to my Illuminati tier guests.
When they came for the those who made it to the bell ring, I'm very sorry for the lady.
I'm so sorry that you missed out on that one.
There's always one.
I don't want to be called Illuminati.
You are, I'm afraid.
You are Illuminati tier, I'm afraid, because you're in the front row.
And so I tried out these different prayers, and Psalm 23 was pretty good.
Jesus' prayer was good, but he said it's just like you sort of, it parts them, but it doesn't destroy them.
But the one that takes the demonic entities apart, like they've been hit by napalm, is the Lord's Prayer.
So, without further ado, let's all say the Lord's Prayer.
Let's do that.
Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory for ever and ever.
Amen.
Yes!
Isn't it good?
We're not going to stick to the whole Jesus thing online.
No, we're not.
It does crop up, but we will.
I just want to talk through one or two other things that are very pertinent to that.
Now, you know, I've started, I'm starting to become your author.
So I've started to go down an Orthodox Christian route, and I found a little local Orthodox church.
Happens to be Greek Orthodox, but one of the first things you learn is it doesn't matter whether it's Russian, Greek, or Serbian Orthodox, whatever, the Orthodox Church is one church.
It's the oldest form of Christianity.
Therefore, it's kind of like its purest form.
They liken it to the raw milk version.
If you consider that maybe C of E is skinned milk, maybe Catholicism is semi-skinned milk.
Orthodoxy is raw and pastoral.
This is just my.
We've got some lovely Catholics here, and I won't say it.
They all love milk, that's fine.
But you said semi-skinned milk.
You'll get more of a hit from the raw stuff.
But for the Lord's Prayer, when they do it in our church, they don't say deliver us from evil.
It's deliver us from the evil one.
Yeah, that's definitely better.
I just love that.
That's kind of hardcore.
Because, let's face it, the CMV doesn't really want to talk about the devil.
It doesn't want to talk about demons.
It's thoroughly embarrassed about the whole spiritual side of faith.
And they seem to just want to avoid it, which seems to me to be missing the point.
Because, like a lot of Christians who only woke up like me in 2020 by seeing true evil in what they're doing to us, so many people have come to faith through that by seeing the evil side and saying, well, I was taught at school what the opposite of that is.
Let's get more of that.
So to ignore the demonic would be to ignore all the people who are coming onto faith this late in life.
So I'm glad to be part of a church that acknowledges that.
And I'm sure that the Church of England was a lot better at it in the past, but it just isn't anymore.
Dick, I want to get.
It's good to have plots.
I brought some plots.
I brought a copy of the David Telegraph.
Lol.
I brought you some Christmas presents.
And I want you to open them and get.
I want to see your little face light up.
Now, this is the thing.
It looks small.
It looks disappointing.
It is small.
And also, look at the wrapping.
Who's that?
That's Satana.
Satana.
It is.
Satan claws.
I don't know about you.
I've got really anti-Christmas recently.
It's clearly been evil-fied.
I mean, I'm sure it did have a kind of good element to it.
And Satan claws is definitely.
Making kids think it's all about opening.
You've seen kids opening their Christmas presents, Christmas.
I didn't want that.
What's that?
More, I don't think that's culturally healthy here.
Anyway, this.
Sorry, there is a child in the audience who's barracking us.
We're being heckled by a child.
We're being heckled.
Where is the child?
Child, show yourself.
Where is Baal when you need help?
How many children do we have here?
I'm sorry about the demon talk.
Is it.
Well, at least we're not going to be sharing.
I don't want to give up nightmares.
Maybe I can show you the nightmares.
So, as some of you will be aware, I went to Russia.
I was invited directly by the evil putler who wanted me to shill on his behalf.
You know he wants to invade Europe, don't you?
Honestly, really honest.
Dick, I read the telegraph.
I know that he's the new hit there, and he wants to conquer us all.
I think we should send more storm shadow missiles to kill lots of people in Russia because they can't see any other way around it.
So I was invited to Russia by Evil Putnam.
And while I was there, I got given a thing, which I think is really cool.
And I've brought it up so much that I'm slightly worried it's going to be an anti-climax, Dick.
Because I know what's been going through his head in the two months since I've first mentioned this to him.
But, Dick, open this one first.
And then we can perhaps.
Does anyone in the audience speak Russian, by the way?
Come on, there must be somebody.
Yes!
Crispin, do you?
Can you read some of its grid?
Okay.
Good.
Is it two things?
Tell me what you think it might be.
I think it's probably some sort of because they're cloth patches.
And they've got military colours, although they've got Christ over a crucifix with lots of really text.
But they're Velcro on the back, which means they're probably worn as part of the military uniform.
Yes, yes.
So they're a psychosection badge for some elite Christianity.
Well done.
So you recognise the chap on the front.
The chap on the front.
Who's that?
Our Lord and Shavier.
It is Jesus.
Okay.
And I'm going to ask Kristen to read what it says.
They're both the same.
We can pass them around so you can all look at them.
Because they're things of beauty.
Read on the top.
Read through the microphone.
If you can read it.
World on for Crispin for speaking Russian.
Read out.
Zaveriu Zarya i Svatuyu.
Which means for truth, czar and freedom.
That's not business.
Might well be.
Why not?
Might well be.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
Oh, I hope somebody.
Yeah.
Three in one roof.
Like Russia, three in one roof.
Brilliant.
I didn't think you were going to be up to doing that.
Well done.
I can only read.
So.
For those who want really good eyesight, we'll leave them at the front so you can come round and have a look later.
But they're very cool.
I shall wear it all by.
So I was introduced to this guy.
He was, I think, six foot five.
And he was called Vlad.
And he came from Siberia.
I think he came from Obsc or Tomsk, one of the other.
And he kept as a pet a black wolf which he'd reared from a cub and he regularly went on missions to the Donbass.
And this, these are the badges worn by czarist Christians, the Tsarist Christian faction.
That's pretty hardcore, I like that.
So there were, as you know, quite a lot of the Ukrainian, well, particularly the Azov brigade where SS paraphernalia and the Black Sun.
They're the good guys, don't they?
There are a lot of Satanists and SS on the Ukrainian side.
Apparently some people on the Russian side also wear the Black Sun, so it's not like the sort of Satanists on the Russian side as well.
This is for the czarist Christians and they're very only about only about 3% of the Russian population are sort of fervent believers or regular churchgoers, but they are, they're pretty hardcore, they're the kind of ones you'd like.
So, do you like the present?
Do I like?
How good is your present?
The present is excellent.
I'm just thinking about, as you probably all know, I'm a reactor.
My current favourite impression is a 1900 French foreign legion look, which has taken me ages to put together.
But I'm just thinking in a few years' time they'll be reenacting this war.
And I'm already one step ahead of the competition and putting together a unicorn.
I'll base it around that.
I'll try to put on a bit of height and then maybe get the puppy on the go.
So I was thinking, when I met Vlad, I was thinking, I do not want my children to be fighting your children.
He had six boys, apart from saying he's over outnumbered.
Could he be any manlier?
He was six foot tall.
He's quite.
He could be manlier.
Go on.
There's a video of him wrestling a bear.
An actual bear.
And it wasn't a sort of friendly bears like they used to have in Shakespeare's time.
Had Shakespeare which he didn't.
Oh, what's that?
Yeah, it wasn't a Paddington level bear.
It was a proper Russian.
Yeah, so he was not Pooh either.
No, no, no.
He was a very serious person.
Oh, Dick, at the end, as we parted, he gave me that Russian hug.
back when you actually had a Russian barrel from a six-foot this is why you're not concussion It's not falling off.
It's being hugged by the Vlad.
And I got attacked from that man I had on the podcast.
Did that blow?
I mean, David Hughes?
What?
What's that with that?
Oh, he said, I felt very uncomfortable when I listened to Dicken James' podcast talking about Russia.
I thought, I don't think that people should be taking sides, especially when they're being paid for by Putla to go out.
I paraphrase, but that was, yeah.
I didn't think we should be fighting each other.
Well, I don't think it's necessarily taking sides.
I think we're one of the few people I know on our side.
So many people fail to wake up to the psyop that is Ukraine.
And people who avoided the jab and were awake to so many other things all over Ukraine and wanting them to win.
I don't care how many of them we kill, we just need to wipe them out.
I don't want anyone to be sending their son off to a pointless, and daughters these days, to a pointless slaughterhouse.
I don't want Ukrainian boys being rounded up in the streets of Kiev now.
Well, they've run out of boys too.
They're getting the middle-aged people.
No, no, it's more pertinent now.
I'm much worried about people our age.
Yeah, being rounded up and sent to the front to die for a cokehead who plays the piano with his penis.
I didn't know what's that about.
It's, it's...
With a golden toilet.
With a golden...
And, and how much is he worth?
How much?
How many billion?
Well, look, bear in mind he had a career as a comedian in Ukraine.
It's understandable that he's very, very wealthy because this is clearly money he made before he became a politician.
That's correct.
Don't go casting a spurt on your Augustine.
Yeah, yeah, sorry, you're right.
We've got to keep it in proportion.
will you now open your other present which is um i bet i bet he isn't here Oh, you are here!
You actually made it.
Almost this.
No, I just wanted to say, Dick, that this present, strictly speaking, I didn't buy it because Izzy gave it to me.
And I did obviously mean to buy a copy, but for the purpose of this evening, I hope you won't be offended, Izzy, if you went for James, but the bullet hit me.
I'm the one that caught the author, Bucket, and you've been telling me about this.
I read it, Everyday Saints and Other Stories by Metropolitan Tikon Shivkonov.
Yeah.
Yeah, um, is that a wolf?
Is that a black wolf?
I've got so much reading to do with this thing.
I've been online a heck of a lot.
When you join this particular church, it's a tiny little 12th century chapel on my side of the River Seburn in Worcester in a place called Brantsford.
The congregation is about 12 people.
They run the services mostly themselves because they only get a priest once a month.
But it just feels like being part of sort of 10th century worship, pre-Norman conquest worship in this country.
And all the liturgy is sung.
You spend the entire service standing up.
A lot of crossing yourself.
And just for the record, crossing yourself in Orthodox, it's head, belly, right shoulder first, then left shoulder but slightly lower, with your fingers held like that for the Trinity and those two for the two aspects of Christ as God and man.
Everything has symbolism.
And it's a steep learning curve, but there's a lot of crossing yourself, a lot of venerating icons and all this sort of stuff.
It's all part of what we've let go.
Initially with the Norman Conquest and then later with the Reformation.
So it's lovely to be delving back into, it shouldn't be seen as a foreign thing.
what we used to do here but let me just because I know I keep banging on about this book but it really is I read it in the bath.
And I have to limit myself to one little section, each bath, because I don't want it to run out.
It's a thick book, but it's very addictive.
And what it's about is, well, it's about being a monk, but it's also about the small miracles that happen that this chapter's experienced.
Because I think that a lot of if you've been brought up in the Anakin church, as probably most of us have here, the kind of exciting element of Christianity tends to get written out of the picture so that they don't really want to talk about, well, demons and stuff, we've already established.
But they don't really want to acknowledge things like miracles either.
And I think that once you start taking Christianity seriously, you realize that it does actually work.
That there are all these sort of, well, it's like magic.
We don't call it magic.
It's because that's Harry Potter and that's the other side.
That's written by Satanists.
But it does actually work.
Miracles, even small, I mean obviously the greatest miracle that we all experience is the miracle of Dollars Tits.
It's almost my proudest moment in the history of the Daniel Pod, where we all prayed for Donna's tit.
Because Donna was about to get, I don't think Donna's here tonight, but she's been to a few events.
Donna was about to have one of her breasts removed.
And I met her at one of the earlier events where it all gets messy and you all sort of wander off looking for a late-night drinking place.
And I was talking to this girl I then met before, and we were talking about horses and things.
And she said, oh, I'm a bit sad though.
I said, why?
And she said, well, I'm going to have one of my tits chopped off.
I said, well, that's a shame, Donna.
You've got very nice tits.
And it'd be a shame to lose one.
And she said, yeah, I know, I know.
And I said, well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
I will get my listeners to pray for your tit.
And I didn't hear anything about this for quite some time.
And then Donna got in touch.
And it was really quite extraordinary.
When she'd gone for her, she went in for her operation and you have a pre-chat with the operating team.
The surgical team and stuff.
And the first thing they asked was, so did you get the COVID jab?
And she said, no, no, I didn't.
And she was expecting them to say, oh, that's not good.
And they said, you've made the right decision.
That's really good.
And they stood up and they gave her a round of applause.
And they said, how did you know?
They said, how did you know?
And they were very happy because they realised that this was going to improve her chances of getting through this operation successfully.
And the second thing that happened was that the surgeon that was originally going to operate on her and remove her breast was changed to a female surgeon who looked at her notes and said, I think we can save her.
And she didn't have a mastectomy.
She's done a lumpectomy.
A lumpectomy.
And I put that down to the prayer.
I mean, that was it.
As simple as that.
So this book is all about these everyday saints and everyday miracles.
And I don't want to bang on about it too much, but there's one story I read last night where the author, Shevkinov, decides, he became an Orthodox priest under communism.
And it was very hard to get hold of Bibles.
And he decides to make a bit of money and spread the word of God by printing a clandestine edition, clandestine edition of the Bible illustrated by Gustave Doure.
And so he borrows the Bible of a priest.
And it's a cherished family alien and very, very rare, so that he and his mate can print off this book illicitly and make a decent amount of money while serving God.
And the chapter is headlined, You Cannot Serve God and Mammon.
And so he gets taught a lesson here because it all goes horribly wrong.
And His business partner, the moment he gets the Bible, he flogs it on the black market and spends it more on drink.
And the chap he's borrowing the Bible off keeps saying, When am I going to get my Bible back?
And he said, Oh, in a few weeks, in a few weeks.
And he realises that the crunch time is going to come sooner or later.
And he's got to face up this guy and explain to him that his very, very expensive Bible has been pissed away.
I mean, a chap just drunk the proceeds on the black market and drunk the proceeds.
And he doesn't know what to do.
So then he thinks, I know.
I'm going to go back to my spiritual fathers, my guides at the Pskoff Caves Monastery, which is where he trained as a novice.
And the one he wants to go and see isn't there.
So he goes to see another kind of sort of genial guy who's always happy and slightly one of the bearers, but he's generally sound in his advice.
And the chap says to him, Well, it's obvious what you do in this situation.
You say the prayer for lost things.
And the prayer for lost things is a two-fold procedure.
First of all, you say what we would know as Psalm 51.
You lot would call it Psalm 50.
And then you say the Nicene Creed.
And I'm not going to say you all try tonight.
Has anyone lost anything recently?
Did anyone claim the mobile phone?
Yes.
The mobile phone was found without the need to go to Psalm 51.
And so all the way back from Piskoff Caves Monastery, to Moscow, he says nothing but Psalm 51 and the Nicene Creed and just prays relentlessly.
And when he gets back to Moscow, somebody else has managed to locate this lost Bible and paid over the odds for it and returns it to its rightful owner.
I thought they were in Italy when he flogged it.
Did anyone else hear me say Italy at any point?
Are you gaslighting me?
Are you trying to make me think I'm going mad?
If you were not mentioned.
I thought it was printed in Italy.
I was in Italics.
I've killed a story that was told so much better by Metropolitan Tickle.
It's still pretty incredible.
Yeah, it's good.
Have you prepared any games?
Nothing.
You know what?
Because you know what I've been for this show?
Taxi driver, band, and guest, and merchman.
Tell him only one thing that I made you do when.
Where is he?
I'd arrived, and James gave me a bit of rye bread and some delicious smoked salmon.
And then he goes, Right, Dick, are you up for a mission?
No, not really, but you need to go and pick up Janssen.
Where is Janssen?
Is he listening?
Jansen!
Jansen!
Show yourself!
Where is your job?
Jansen, he is an incredible individual.
Don't miss a chance to speak to me.
Yeah, Jansen.
Janssen was going to walk here from the other side of Daventry.
11 miles.
And it's kind of like, he'd still be on his way now.
But so we couldn't leave him there.
James couldn't go.
So it fell to Dick, sidekick Dick.
You were quite cross, weren't you?
Bob Mortimer to your Vic Reeves.
The Julian Lloyd Weber to your Andrew Lloyd Weber.
No!
No!
That was a low low.
Yeah.
I was trying to give a counter duo that I could shoot back at you.
The cannon to your ball.
The cannon to your ball, yeah, exactly.
yeah the the barry chuckle to the what's the other one called The one who's still alive.
The crunky, crunchy, small boy thing creature to the other one.
Okay, we've probably done that one.
Yeah, yeah, okay, fine.
Yeah, and apparently, on the way out, you met Helen, who's Sister Helen.
The best of the three of us, as she is.
And apparently you exchanged words about how crap I was.
Well, that's not your fault.
I mean, eye rolls, eye rolls, yeah, exactly.
I did the only thing we can do.
I picked up a friend who was in need, and I was trying to think, well, stop being so unchristian.
You could do helping someone out.
And everything's gone fine.
The gig went alright, and I was happy to have him in my car.
And I don't want to lay all this on him because he'll feel guilty.
But Jansen, you're welcome to a lift anytime.
Yeah, good.
So I brought, I brought the telegraph as a prop.
This goes to show how I don't prepare, because this is today's exciting So I can't possibly prepare in advance, can I?
Because today is Saturday, right?
And I guess, do any of you still, do any of you read the newspapers?
No, I just wanted to talk to you about the kind that, well, I'll hand it.
About the kind of shit that they put in the papers.
You used to write for that one.
I know.
I used to write for it.
So it says, okay.
This is the point where when I read papers now, I can parse every story within milliseconds.
So the main story is Streeting Rainer and the Pact for Number 10.
I'm assuming that Streeting and Rainer are politicians in the government.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm really.
I look at these people, photographs, but I don't know who they are.
I mean, I don't care.
But I realise that in the Norway world, they're investing their hopes that these people might see sense or that they might.
I don't know.
But I see that story.
It's complete following because Farage, it's already been pronounced the Farage.
Not that I'm saying we deserved you, but they've already decided the Ferraris is going to be the next Prime Minister.
It's not in doubt, because everything is...
I've had a lot of friends who go, oh, I wouldn't write Kenny off just yet.
Really?
No, where's the other one?
Oh, yes, here's a story.
You're like this.
Put your masks back on for flu, say experts.
I don't even need to explain that one.
Oh, this is a good one.
3.3 million savers will be here.
What do you notice about those lovely games?
It's just like, it's unbelievable.
3.3 million.
What was the other one?
No, Christmas jumpers could upset customers.
HSBC tells staff.
And there was a bit in the story.
Okay.
Nicholas Papadopoulos, the Dean of Salisbury, wrote in a booklet produced by Church House Publishing.
This goes to your point about the Church of England.
You see, Christmas jumpers are tasteless, and here's the thing.
God is tasteless too.
What?
How?
How is God tasteless?
Isn't that a nice thing?
When God was designing the lily, I don't think he was going to be able to do it.
I'm going to make that flower look really shit.
Because I don't care.
Do you think that's all how God went?
Or I'm going to look at parrots, I'm going to make the yeah, I'll go back in really stupid.
I don't look at a parrot thing that's a stupid bird.
Do you?
I love the fact that you're still on parrot.
Yeah, right there.
This is how my mind works.
So, um, but I was thinking the deeper point about this is that I mean, C.S. Lewis, despite himself being.
Are we all down the C.S. Lewis is a wrong bird?
No, I don't know that one.
It's too much.
Too much to say C.S. Lewis from the moment.
No.
Okay.
Don't take that.
Hands up who thinks C.S. Lewis was a goodie.
Helen!
You've read me a Christianity.
Yeah, I have read The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
No.
C.S. Lewis was a pedo and savanna and was just very good at.
I must admit, I do get a lot of grief when I say this on some sort of floaters from Substan, they don't like it at all.
Okay.
But you cite Mere Christianity, and one of the good points he does make in Christianity is as evidence of the existence of God, that we are drawn to truth and beauty.
And I think that the fact that we are drawn to beauty suggests that actually God isn't indifferent to matters of taste.
I don't think God's a relative us at all.
So I think Nicholas Papadopoulos is probably going to burn in hell as well.
What?
Dick's Helen Rotten.
Yeah, no, I didn't like him either.
I felt betrayed because I feel outnumbered.
I feel as the elder brother you ought to defer to me more.
Anyway, I think I've done enough for my next thing I was going to talk to you about, but you can talk about something.
Tell me about some interesting things that I don't know about you've been up to.
I'm constantly in danger of dragging us back down to my new obsession of orthodoxy.
We've done all that, but it is upmost in my mind.
So what?
We've done it.
I know we've done it.
But I'm surprised you're even saying, admitting that...
Okay, look, the one thing I want to say is he won't lie to you, but she might become your...
She might become your can you be his um she can be your godmother, yes, that's the thing, isn't it?
Have you chosen one yet?
No, I'm not I'm not that.
Would you like Izzy as your godmother?
Does that mean she has to come to the services and things?
Isn't she a bit far away?
Geographically.
Once you've been received.
Okay.
We'll talk about it later.
Brilliant.
Yeah, I think I'm sorry, it's really boring.
I think what we used to do was to talk about to go through a review of the podcasts of the year and the ones that you've done.
I do, but it takes me a long time to catch up.
I'm way, way, way behind.
And there's some that I just go, and you know what?
I don't like this one.
I'm gonna skip it.
Which ones do you not like?
I can't remember, it would be unfair.
Which ones did you like?
The ones with the Orthodox people.
The ones you do in Russia, with the Russian guys.
They were cool.
Yeah, because they're about orthodoxy.
It's going to be a little off gee tonight, isn't it?
Getting Dick not to talk about orthodoxy.
Maybe we'll have people throwing out topics they're not.
I was going to tell you about some interesting things.
Tell me about your interesting things.
And maybe I can find it in me to do other interesting things.
Yeah.
First of all, is there anyone who can speak German fluently?
German?
Yes.
We've had a Russian.
Can you?
Well, they lived in Germany, didn't they?
Okay.
They moved from Germany to Ecuador.
Okay.
How would you pronounce the name H-A-E-N-F-S-T-A-E-N-G-L?
Is it Heinrichschangl?
Or Heinstangl?
She's German, and she could be able to catch that one.
It's a big ask, that many letters.
Just like that.
H-A-E-N-F Heinf S-T-A-E-N-G-L.
Heinfstangl?
I don't suppose it really matters anyway, does it?
I mean, I think I did.
This is the interesting thing.
yeah so this is my this is my this is my discovery of this is my most interesting thing The book that I keep banging on about, apart from Everyday Assense, is Two World Wars and Hitler, which I finally got near the end of.
And we sort of know that I sort of knew about the First World War.
That the First World War was planned and initiated by the Milner group, who were essentially people like Cecil Rhodes, whoever was the lost child of the time.
I forget his first name.
Alfred Milner, who used to be the governor of whatever South African colony was, was the Transport.
Arthur Balfour.
Arthur Balfour, was another word?
Arthur Baltha.
Churchill.
The point about this anecdote is because, do you remember about three years ago, we were talking about our journey down the rabbit hole, and we were wondering when we were going to get to the point where we thought that Hitler was not as bad as Churchill, that Churchill was more evil than Hitler.
I have now got to that stage.
Are you there yet?
Yeah, absolutely.
But it's the conspiracy theory that dare not speak its name.
I mean, I'm glad this isn't being filmed, because this is the one that's flung straight back at you.
It is kind of like the ultimate takedown.
Yes, but they believe this.
But, you see, I am now, I feel safe now.
There was a period where I wasn't feeling safe, and that was the period when I haven't seen this thing yet.
What's that?
What's that long documentary that everyone recommends about how everything was sunny under Hitler and Jolly and everyone loved him and the Germans were going gangbusters?
What's it called?
Europa?
Yeah, Europa.
Europa.
So I haven't watched it, but have I summarised it sort of more or less?
That Germany was great, don't you know why everyone loved him?
And what I realized reading that book is that wasn't quite the case.
That Hitler wasn't a goodie.
He was deliberately selected by British and American intelligence because they wanted somebody who could completely destroy Germany, what was left of Germany after the destruction of the First World War.
So it was a two-part plan.
The First World War was designed to bring Germany, destroy the Russian economy and bring Germany to its knees.
But the Second World War was equally planned by British and Americans to finish the job and just completely crush the Germans.
And I thought, I felt so sorry for the Germans.
Because they are, I mean, they are completely crushed and cut, aren't they?
You wouldn't want to be a German.
You wouldn't want to grow up in a country where your defining characteristic imposed on you was sort of guilt and shame and stuff.
And it was not their fault.
Hitler was selected for his instability, demagoguery.
They wanted a nutcase to pit Germany against Russia.
That was always the plan.
It didn't matter who they chose.
They needed somebody to lead Germany to destruction.
And someone charismatic would have been ideal, obviously.
So, the guy I mentioned, Prince Heimstangl, was the seer of a, um, he was, uh, his father was a German aristocrat, and his mother was one of the old Puritan families of America, sort of Daughters of the Revolution, kind of, you know, back to the beginning.
Massive.
Massive social cashing.
And so the intelligence services sent in Putzi Heinstangl when he was just making his name to groom him and train him.
And Heinrich was, among other things, a very good musician.
And he wrote some of the marching songs that were used in the early days of the SA, as they were then.
He taught Hitler to do all these sort of arm movements because apparently people who move their arms get more sort of audience attention.
And after he'd done his work, Heinstangl, in 1937, he disappeared across the border because he knew that he wasn't going to last much longer because he was going to get rumbled.
So there's your answer.
It's not that, yeah, everything was lovely in Germany.
And Hitler was at every stage, and the period where the German economy was booming and they were building all these Autobahns and stuff, that was only possible because the bankers released the purse strings and flooded the German economy with money, which before they constricted it during Weimar.
So it was all along orchestrated by central bankers.
One of the World War II facts I read recently, it came up on my Twitter feed, like all good facts.
Around about the time of D-Day, the Allies killed about 350,000 French during the retaking of France.
I saw that one today.
I didn't think it was that many, but maybe it was.
It was an incredible number.
I mean, it makes a lot of sense.
They were indiscriminately bombing to make sure, the line being that Montgomery had a schedule that had to be kept at all costs, and if it meant flattening a city and its medieval city centre without telling the resistance, because if they told the resistance then the Germans would have found out.
So they would quite happily flatten and demolish an unsuspecting city to keep up their schedule.
So it's kind of like a lie by omission.
It's not something you wouldn't get in your history lesson because it is so very biased towards the glorious victim.
Yes.
So I wanted to talk to you about my realization that my early years have been Illuminati adjacent with friends like Cameron.
I was thinking yesterday I went to a funeral of a very very dear friend of mine who died.
She's only 57.
She died of cancer.
She must have had the jabber and I wasn't going to ask but the other one doesn't.
No, one doesn't.
It's really tasteless.
Well she jabbed.
And I looked around the room and I realised that it was a sort of, these were all my old friends,
and it was the kind of circle that I can understand why, there's one or two people on the internet who kind of make videos explaining why I'm a controlled opposition because of my associations.
My associations.
And I was thinking, yeah, my circle of friends really were.
I'd say that they're one degree of separation away from our dark overlords.
So there was a senior, former senior cabinet minister there.
There were quite a few actors.
There was a newspaper editor.
There was what David Irving would call a court historian.
And one of the things you learned reading that book about two world wars and Hitler is when the Milner group were planning World War I and World War II, one of the things they realized was the importance of controlling the media.
So they owned the Times in the form of the editor Jeffrey Dawson, who was Times editor for 30 years and he just pumped out whatever propaganda they wanted.
But another thing that was very important that they control was academe.
Now we might think, who gives a toss about academics, what happens in universities?
It doesn't matter.
But what they correctly understood is that if you control the history departments, you control history.
And so they made sure that any historian who goes off the narrative about evil hit the start of World War II, he was a madman, he had a moustache, right?
I think he did have a moustache actually, that's true.
But everything else they write about Hitler is and you think about the effects now, you think about what when children do I think it's still the case, isn't it, when children study history at school, the two things they study are the rise of Hitler and the cause of the First World War.
And they're both complete liars.
Everything they're taught in history lessons.
And the teachers don't know it better because they're getting it from the history books and the history books are written by the Oxford religious professor of history who is always a controlled man.
So anyway, there was one such historian at this party.
And I was still processing it actually.
Oh, that's right.
And the week before I was shooting in Norfolk, as you do, and I was talking to this girl next to me about my discoveries about the two world wars.
And she said, do you think my grandfather was involved in this?
And I said, well, who was your grandfather?
She said, oh, he was Lord Berry.
He was in Churchill's war cabinet.
And he owned the Telegraph.
I said, yeah.
I think he probably was.
And what did she say?
Oh, granddad.
What I realized is I think there's something that is really quite misunderstood by our people, us.
really very exceptional we are not we're weird I don't think I don't think we realise quite how unusual we are to perceive the stuff we do.
Because out there in the world, most people, well, we know that, don't think as we do.
And we think it's because they are stupid, I suppose.
But I think we are over inclined to assume that these people know that they are doing evil.
And I honestly don't think they do.
I was in no doubt that the granddaughter of Lord Berry, who was intimately involved, as all those people were, in the creation and execution of the first and second waves.
So the blood of millions is on their hands.
I don't think she had a clue about that.
She was probably thinking about Farrell Will paint charts or I don't know, what to play getting her new daily, how much to pay.
The things that most people out there in Normie world, although they may be acting in the interests of our dark overlords, they're not really processing it.
They're not really analysing it like we do.
And this was the feeling I got at that funeral.
And I realized that before I went to the funeral I'd been absolutely dreading it because I knew that I knew the kind of people who would be there.
And I was my concern was I didn't mention that most of them were, or half of them were Jewish.
I was a lot, a lot, not lots of my friends from my jealousy days Jewish.
And as you know, when you go down The rabbit hole, one of the things you become aware of is the degree, the Jewish element in the control of the world.
And I think that some people in our sort of awake community are too inclined to think, well, if they're Jews, they're definitely in on it.
I mean, it's what they do.
I don't think it's the case.
I mean, obviously, I'm not suggesting that Jacob Rothschild didn't know as he drank the blood of children and sacrificed them to Satan and stuff.
I think he probably knew what the deal was.
But I think that most Jews are as oblivious to what's going on as the rest of us.
It's like the thing they always give us about when you're talking about how obviously the moon landings were a complete fake and sham.
Now you normally will come back and say, do you realise just how many people had to be in on that lie for it to work?
But if you're a company that's been given a massive contract to make maybe a glove, maybe that's what they got, to make a space glove, they're not in on the lie.
They're making a space club and it's not in their interest to say, I bet this will go nowhere near the moon.
They're not in on it.
Take that to its logical conclusion that hardly anyone actually needs to be in on the lie.
And you've got lots of money and people who are being paid to not question it at all.
It's not in their interest to say, I bet this thing is fake.
And they would have had no inkling of it anyway.
So no, it isn't everyone who works for NASA who has to be in on the lie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was saying that how I was dreading going to this thing because I was thinking all these people will be thinking, yeah, I read your piece about October the 7th about how it was all fake and about how these Greggers knew about it and Shinbet created Hamas in order to create division within the Palestinian territories and how, yeah, all the stuff we know.
But I could see that if you were past one of my old Jewish friends, you might take exception to this.
And I think there's going to be tension here.
They're going to hate me.
And instead it was like, James, how great to see you.
What have you up to?
And I realised that nobody at this party had a bloody clue what I believed and what I did.
So I was able to, I was just this old man.
I just think the moral story is, A, we overanalyse, we create in our imaginations we think that other people are thinking thoughts far more complicated than they actually do.
They're just thinking about their lives.
They're not really worrying about you.
And the second thing is that I think this is going to sound dangerously Christian here, but I just wanted to, I just think our job is to love them and let God decide on let God judge them.
I realise that I can't look at any of these people, even though I know that they are complicit.
It may be that they're unwittingly complicit, or it may not be.
I'm not going to judge.
I'm just going to leave that one to God and concentrate on what matters, which is, well, think about this evening.
I mean, this is one of the best things in my life.
Seeing all you lot, and hanging out with you and having conversations and seeing you talk to each other, even without me there.
You're capable of that.
You can have to do that.
I'm not always there, that's true.
Even when you're here, you're not always there.
As a bare speaker expert, I think Helen and Dick could both confirm that I am often.
In fact, without Andrew, the whole thing.
Let's just give a big round of the.
Oh, yeah, let's.
And also, also, I'm just I'm here.
Also, to my secret, my little-known legal advisor, where's Venetia?
Venetia?
She's waving right at the back left.
Venicia is so lovely and so wonderful, and has helped me.
I can't see why you would ever need any legal help.
I just so you sometimes overstep the mark.
Venetia does other things.
She's my rescue lawyer.
She's really polite and lovely, but at the same time, she's quite hardcore.
You wouldn't want to cross her in the middle of the morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you get to meet Venetia, you'll be lucky.
I mean, seeing me I mean, I don't mean in a lawsuit.
Obviously, it's strong in a law suit.
Yes, so thank you, Andrew, and thank you, or Darli, as it's sometimes known to you.
Thank you, thank you, Venetia.
And Michelle.
Oh!
And thank you to Michelle.
Yes, yes.
Michelle, who's been.
I don't know.
It must be like.
I fancied it like treating Helen Keller.
But of course, Helen Keller was a side-up as well.
But if I seem quite wrong now, imagine how wrong I would have been if Michelle hadn't got to me.
I've still got concussion, but it's not as bad as it would have been.
So thank you, Michelle.
Lovely, Michelle.
Where are you, Michelle?
Michelle has helped Dellingpod listeners.
So many of them have had their lives completely transformed.
They've been saved.
I drove down with Michelle because Michelle is based in Worcester.
And in fact, I gave the introduction to you.
Now, Michelle, when I met her, was in the process of being heavily cancelled by the Osteopathic Association, whatever they are, an organisation that didn't even exist when she qualified as an osteopath.
And there she was, happily helping people doing a bit of neck manipulation and cranial sacral stuff where the gentle manipulation of the head plates and all of this stuff.
And she found she was really, really good at it.
And you're not allowed to claim to do certain things in the alternative health world.
One of the things is certainly not allowed to do, as of the 1949 Cancer Act, is claim that you can cure cancer with anything apart from radiotherapy and chemotherapy.
They will literally chuck you in prison if you say, well, I cured it with homeopathy.
You can't say that.
If you want to find out, try doing it.
They come down on you like a ton of bricks.
Now, I don't think Michelle was claiming to do this, but it was various things that she was clearly doing, wanted to be an ideal.
Well, I think that was pre-casting out deal.
Basically, they cancelled her, and she bought back.
And ultimately, they just said, well, we're ripping up your license.
You can't call yourself an osteopath anymore.
And Michelle's response is to call herself osteo.
So it was sort of like, well, everyone knows what that means.
So she carried on doing what she's doing.
and I'm probably getting this ever so slightly wrong.
Talk to her and find out.
Michelle's writhing at this point.
Shut up, Dick, shut up.
Basically, her career has gone from strength to strength since getting involved with us weirdos.
And she's a weirdo herself.
She's mad.
But the stuff she's doing is mind-blowing.
You talk about miracles.
She's been the miracle worker.
And people are realising this.
And literally coming from all around the world.
Equitably.
And it's.
She gave me a session earlier that involved, oh my god, your neck is so bad.
What have you been doing?
Oh, you're in a terrible state.
This is why I can't drink tonight, apparently.
But feeling a heck of a lot better for it.
But that's just on a micro level.
She's been saving people who are suicidal, which has become a little bit of a speciality of hers.
A lot of stuff with babies that have had traumatic births.
A lot of stuff with absolutely hopeless cases.
And she's also trying to kind of save the world.
At the moment, she's looking to help rescue kidnapped and trafficked women.
And she's got stuff going on in El Salvador.
She's got stuff going on in India.
It's amazing what she's doing.
She's generally all through connections with you.
It's been nice.
But I'm so glad that this is the sort of thing that meeting like this face-to-face generates.
You make the connections.
You meet almost by chance someone who has got the answer to the problem that you didn't even know you had.
So part of the best thing about this evening is the making connections and meeting people like Janssen and Michelle, all the crazies that we attract to these things.
Don't pass up the opportunity because mingling with the weirdos is everything.
Yes.
Is anyone here feeling like because some people said to me that they were feeling a bit nervous at these things because they didn't know anybody?
Does anyone want me to hold their little hand and introduce them to you?
Basically, everyone you go after.
Everyone you meet is not.
Do you want me to look after you?
Thank you.
Okay.
Anyone else?
Okay.
No, no, no.
Can we ask questions?
I don't like questions.
But you deserve one.
You're waiting for me.
You can now, because you asked, but it's the only one.
You can be misquestioned.
Okay.
I understand Winston Churchill is evil.
I heard that in the last killing various people like Lawrence Moraine and all of that.
And being bombarded.
Why, in addition to bankrupting Germany, would you bankrupt England as well?
Did everyone hear the question?
Okay, so we know that Churchill was evil because he killed his mother, he killed Lawrence of Arabia, he killed Lord Kitchener, and he got the shit.
But he can't have been that bad because how do you know why would he?
Why would he want to bankrupt England as well?
Well, I suppose the answer is because all these people are psychopaths who serve the New World Order, not their nation's states.
And he was owned by banking interests, let's say, in America because he had a gambling habit, an expensive hunting habit.
And he didn't, he didn't.
And also, being a 33rd degree Freemason, which means he's basically a Satanist, he was fighting to blood sacrifices and things.
You think about it, he was behind the Dardanelle fiasco.
He was behind the Diet Fiasco, which if you're Canadian, you wouldn't like because there are loads of Canadians who sacrifice potency.
Wasn't Arnold his idea?
Jesus is shit.
In fact, I'm sure you know this, what his nickname was in Parliament in the early days, he was called Shithouse because of his initials, WC.
It would be funny if I were making it up, but it's true.
Anyway, so thank you for your question.
No, I like that question because the reason I don't like questions at these things is because normally the person who asks the questions isn't really asking a question, they're making a speech.
And yeah, I think no, I'll make the crap driving speeches because I like it.
And also deliberately I know one that will trip them up and I'm not here to be tripped up.
I don't know.
No, we love it.
We love each other here, don't we?
There's no tripping up.
Yeah, but some people get lairy and get a few drinks down and when they're on the Guinness zero.
Good stuff though, isn't it?
So was that the thing I was going to talk to you about?
About the Illuminati adjacent thing and I think it's quite I have to admit, I think it's quite cool being Illuminati adjacent.
Is there anyone else here who considers themselves to have moved in Illuminati adjacent circles or anonymous?
No?
Chat back left, but yeah.
I mean I suppose if you go through the public.
I bet Daniel you are going to hang out I suppose.
Isn't Daniel?
He's quite rackety.
I think he's probably at the bar.
Daniel.
Are you Illuminati adjacent?
He says fuck up.
I think that's the kind of language I'm using.
No other tone, doesn't it?
It's guilt by association.
Yeah, larry.
I know what you mean about larry.
Guilt by association.
If you went to school with these people and I remember hanging out with you at Oxford, I was so taken with the idea that you went to Oxford.
I failed to get it.
I tried to get into the Ruskin School of Art, which is Oxford University's art department.
And I didn't get an interview even, so I ended up at Cheltenham Art College.
I'm so glad I did.
I mean, I think Oxford is nothing to be proud of now.
Do you know why I got into Oxford?
Because you're a wrong.
Because I'm really, really clever.
That doesn't apply anymore, though.
I do not understand that.
I do not understand.
Knowing what I know now.
Do you think you could have been president of the Oxford Union?
No.
That very talented black gentleman.
I quite like him.
Yeah, I do, I do quite like him.
What do you like about him?
He's kind of winds people up.
He certainly does that.
The thing I really don't get.
Now I understand more than ever that basically Oxford and the other place, the other university, are basically training grounds for Illuminati administrators.
That really is what they are.
And and they they they handpick you um but you would never hand pick them.
I don't shall I correct you.
Why why was that?
What did they not see in me?
What what am I lacking that I could not have been I would I could be doing quite well right now, couldn't I?
I could be running the World Bank or something.
Why aren't I running the World Bank?
You're too dozy.
If you're not too interested in higher I that do you know what?
I think they they rumble I I did do the pilot.
I'm going to repeat what they what they said.
Not interested in finance.
I did do the milk round of interviews for the various merchant banks and I did not get beyond the second stage interview and I think you're absolutely right.
They rumbled quite early on about not interested in finance.
I remember in one interview this chap I began really well with him and he swings his speech onto the table.
He says, so I suppose you think being a merchant banker is all about sitting at desk like this and feeling comfortable and having nice lunches and making lots of money.
I said yeah that's about the longest shortest.
I thought he'd admire my commander with honesty.
Because isn't that what they're looking for?
It's like when they do the what dinosaur would you be?
And yeah, there's one of those sort of left field questions and you couldn't say well none of them because dinosaurs are made up and gay.
The answer, you know what the normal answer is?
T-Rex.
T-Rex.
And they go, oh what?
A ruthless predator that goes around tearing the heads off smaller animals.
Where do they ask these questions?
The milk round type questions for you know because they can't ask you ordinary questions.
They have to wrong foot you and see how you are under pressure.
Well I'd say I'd say I'm a transgender dinosaur.
Just casually yeah.
Tyrannosaurus.
Yeah.
Would that be good?
If you get the Trannosaurus line they'd have to at least take you on to run their camera.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah.
I go for that one.
We very nearly named unregistered chickens after a dinosaur.
We thought it would be a really good thing to do because we wanted a name that would resonate with the awake crowd and they'd all know that if we chose the name of a dinosaur that we'd be doing it with a little wink.
That's quite subtle there.
So we but we thought obviously you take a Tyrannosaurus Rex but we thought we'd abbreviate Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Tyrannosaurus R.
That was very nearly the name.
But we went for unregistered chickens in the game, which is a shame.
Maybe that should be our first album.
Are you bored?
Yeah.
Well look, we have pointed out that the best part of the family.
It's too hard, that's what it is.
What?
Shares are too hard.
Yeah, they are hard and...
No, you know, it's not to church goers.
Our asses are pretty tough, I can tell you.
Oh, that's, yeah.
Got back onto author.
Yeah, but I've been told that you can wander in and out.
can go and venerate saints and then come back yeah you can go you can you can sign the are you not no No, you're supposed to stay with it.
The people who come and go are slightly frowned on.
Nobody frowned on me in Russia.
No, because you're not author.
just didn't they indulged you yeah they didn't like well I went to see the Saint Matrona And Saint Matrona is the most beloved saint of Moscow because she's got healing powers.
And I went to venerate St. Patrona to get to help with a lover.
And there were two queues.
There was the 45-minute queue to venerate the icon of the picture of St. Matrona.
And then there was the hour and a half queue to venerate her actual bones.
And I'm not sure we can.
I thought it was rude to my host, you know, to keep me waiting an hour and a half.
So I went in the 45-minute queue, which was good, you know, with all the bummis with their headgear on.
And after I'd done my bit, our guide then said to me, she took me over to the other place where the actual bones were.
And she had a word with the woman at the door.
And she explained that I was a visitor to Moscow.
She said, oh yeah, come on in.
So I jumped to the front of the queue.
And nobody minded because queuing for an hour and a half is part of the thing.
So no one was thinking that I was cheating or doing any better because actually I was kind of missing out.
But yeah.
Good icon story.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Before we wrap up, do we need to make any announcements about your church service tomorrow?
Yes!
Dicky, I'm so glad I got an organised brother.
Does anyone fancy coming to this thing tomorrow morning?
I've just got to choose the hymns.
Yeah, so I did ask for Jerusalem, and I was going to have to unask for it because it's not really an advent here.
I wanted four absolute banners, but they explained to me that you can't have four banners.
You've got to have some sort of downbeat ones in the middle.
So I've tried to go for, if we're lucky, we'll get in the bleak midwinter.
Just thought it was a good, yeah.
And I think we're definitely going to get O'Come and Maggie Bar because that's unmistakably an advent here.
And we're going to get, maybe even better, Hills of the North Rejoice.
Do you know that one?
Hills of the North Rejoice.
Barley Marshall Spirit.
Hallelujah, Joyce, Burley and Lowland.
Anyway, it's a Belton.
It's a Belton.
Love it.
And it's communion.
But the church is in Char Welton.
Char, as in T, and Welton, as in the Welton Raboot and On.
So Char Welton.
You're going to have to look it up on your ways.
You drive in.
Charlton is off the A361.
I thought it was your little local church.
No.
And so you get to Char Welton, if they're coming from this direction from the north, and it's the only left into the town, and you just keep into the village, and you keep going and keep going, and you're thinking I've gone wrong.
You just keep going and keep going, keep going, and you eventually find yourself driving through fields with gates that you have to open.
And you keep going, and there ahead of you, we see this isolated church with this fantastic Queen Anne building next to it, surrounded by farmland and sheep, and over cows on the way in, which will block your vehicle as you go through.
I mean, it's worth it just for the experience of getting there.
Char Welton, and you can also see the remains of the medieval village that was demolished by the squire because he didn't want them to live in there.
The service starts at 9.15.
But it'll be good.
And I've got an organised in, so we don't have to have a recorded thing.
So 9.15.
That sounds good.
Charlotten.
And what's the name of the church?
In case people want to put it into their church.
How long is it?
Oh, about an hour.
It's no longer.
We keep them, you know, we don't go.
And yeah, it'll be good.
So that's for those who are staying locally or those who already are local and those who are staying over here.
And there's also, I mean, people really want to hang around.
There's also at three o'clock in Forsetch Church, there's our Christmas carols, which will be very nice as well.
Candle lit, lovely.
If you fancy.
I shall be on my way home.
Yeah, you will.
Okay.
Right, I'm bored.
I'll say those things.
Get on with meeting each other and making those connections.
Dick and I might be around.
I'm going to have a bag now.
I've got to go and get my backy and that but that's oh what's what what's your what tobacco is it then Pueblo.
Oh, it's hot.
As we know, it's got to be organic tobacco.
Pueblo blue or American spirit.
Because they're good for you.
And that's like, so good.
See what I do, just put a lovely little smile on your face.
So easily please.
Do you know what I'm not giving you?
This lighter.
Do you know what it says on it?
No.
Tabak.
It says tabak and pivot.
Pivot, right?
I mean, isn't that cool?
It says in Russian.
Tabak and Pivo.
Right.
Tobacco and beer.
Oh, right.
Right, I'm going to have this back.
Well, how do you normally wind these things up?
On your channel?
Oh, God.
Oh!
No, we have to.
Jerusalem.
Jerusalem, yes, Jerusalem.
Were we going to try and talk Emily into?
We're going to Jerusalem.
Emily, are we able to?
Right.
You had trouble seeing your music last time, didn't you?
I know, I might have been talking together.
I completely forgot about Jerusalem.
Probably you were all looking forward to it.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to sing it through the mic though, that's just too much.
No, that's true.
Yeah.
So anyway, thanks everyone and enjoy mingling, enjoy the drink.
I don't know if the beats are still on.
Apparently it was limited time, but see you all soon, I hope, somewhere, festivals and things like that.