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There is no evidence whatsoever that man-made climate change is a problem, that it's going to kill us, that we need to amend our lifestyle in order to deal with it.
It's a non-existent problem.
But how do you explain this stuff to your normie friends?
Well, I've just brought out the revised edition of my 2012 classic book.
Watermelons, which captures the story of how some really nasty people decided to invent the global warming scare in order to fleece you, to take away your freedoms, to take away your land.
It's a shocking story.
I wrote it, as I say, in 2011 actually.
The first edition came out.
And it's a snapshot of a particular era.
The era when...
The people behind the climate change scan got caught red-handed, tinkering with the data, torturing till it screamed in a scandal that I helped christen ClimateGate.
So I give you the background to the skullduggery that went on in these seats of learning where these supposed experts were informing us, we've got to act now.
I rumbled their scan.
I then asked the question, okay, if it is a scan...
Who's doing this and why?
It's a good story.
I've kept the original book pretty much as is, but I've written two new chapters, one at the beginning and one at the end, explaining how it's even worse than we thought.
I think it still stands up.
I think it's a good read.
Obviously, I'm biased, but I'd recommend it.
You can buy it from jamesdellingpole.co.uk I hope it helps keep you informed and gives you the material you need to bring round all those people who are still persuaded that it's a disaster,
we must amend our ways and appease the gods, appease Mother Gaia.
No, we don't.
It's a scam.
It's a scam.
To the DellingPod with me, James DellingPod.
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Alistair Williams.
Amen.
I'm so happy to have you back.
Happy to be back.
I really am.
Because I needed somebody to talk.
I saw this amazing TV series.
No, no, no, wait, wait.
On Netflix.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I think it was compelling state-of-the-nation drama about a very real crisis within our midst of 13-year-old boys killing people because they've been radicalised online.
Is there anything we can do about this, James?
Is there any way that we can respond as a nation?
Perhaps.
Yeah, actually, do you know what?
I don't normally follow the newspapers, but apparently we've got this Prime Minister called Keir Starmer, who seems to be quite honest at the moment.
Right, oh yes.
Because what he's done is he...
He's watched this, has he?
Well, he wouldn't lie, would he?
No.
He's definitely watched it with his children and been moved by it.
Oh, right.
I'm not even sure that he knows his children's names.
I think that whole thing is just a kind of scam.
I think he's not, how can I put this, heterosexual?
Well put, yeah.
More or less, I mean, parche Oscar Wilde, but it's more or less a prerequisite of having children that you are, you know.
Who knows the depths of depravity that the prime ministers are behind closed doors?
The problem is we do.
This is the awful thing, isn't it?
This is one of the punishments about going down the rabbit hole, that you do discover what goes on behind closed doors, and it's so unedifying.
I hate to tangent in here, but this will make me think of this.
Do you remember when Prince Charles was coronated and they put up some screen around him?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And you couldn't see what was going on behind the screen?
Yeah.
Can you imagine what is going on behind?
I guarantee you it's some kind of sexual violence, something just appalling is going on back there, because he looked awful when they dropped.
I'm telling you, there will be just, because it's in a cathedral and the whole nation's watching, they're praised probably having sex with a turkey back there.
You know what I mean?
Something really gross.
At the very least, the turkey.
What?
Didn't you think that?
I was like, no way.
No, no, no.
I mean, it's a given.
It is a given that whatever went on behind the screen was, well, satanic apart from anything else.
Yes.
But how many...
I didn't sort of inquire too much about the details.
How many people were behind the screen at that time?
So, I think you could see like three, couldn't you?
I can't remember exactly.
You could see, like, a few.
There was at least, like, two men and him, you know.
And who knows what came out of the trap door or, you know.
A force.
Jeez.
So, Welby, presumably, was there, wasn't he?
Yeah, oh, that's...
Two other clerics, or what?
I think so.
I can't 100% remember.
You know, I was only sort of...
I was only doing a commentary on it to sort of take the mickey, as you can imagine.
I wasn't watching it in awe.
Indeed.
Indeed.
It was...
It's...
That whole thing, I mean, it gives me the shudders.
The mysterious cowled death figure that was seen wandering across the...
Oh, yeah.
They're breaking you up there, so I couldn't hear most of that, but I can guess at what you said.
Yeah.
But, just going back to...
Turn Starlink on, James, I think you need to.
Oh!
Hang on.
Starlink is on at the moment.
I'm using Starlink.
It is?
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
Does it work?
Well, you'd think, but it's...
It's really good now, whatever you just did, if you did something.
I just turned it on, turned it off again, or something.
Ginormous.
Just briefly, going into the present, away from the exciting part.
That's my bad.
Adolescence.
Yeah.
What Keir Starmer has done...
Is he has suggested that schools around the country screen this drama so that other children can be aware of the dangers posed by their 13-year-old classmates, that they might kill them at any second because they've been radicalised by Andrew Tate.
Man.
I mean, another reason to keep your kids out of schools, isn't it?
And this is what's going on in school now.
You know, are we honestly expected to believe that this is how the country is being run?
Just some guy watching Netflix and going, oh, I've seen this Netflix thing.
Let's change the country based on this Netflix thing that I've seen.
Like, even if that is true, which is obviously not, what a ridiculous way to suggest that we would run the country based off what him and his family have watched on Netflix.
We're going to adjust the school system based on the program that you saw.
It's made up, by the way.
Well, yeah, it's made up that he didn't watch.
Probably.
But he called a documentary in the Houses of Parliament.
It's like...
It's...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
He's deliberately trolling us at this point.
But that's from people like you and me to pick up on and get a big flap about.
I've reached this new level of, like, discernment now where I'm like, no, you're actually taking the mickey out of people like me and James.
You're throwing out this red meat for us and expecting us to dance and merry dance.
And it's like, no, no.
The new super-based thing is to just be like...
No, I'm not interested, mate.
Shut up.
Oh, you're right.
There was something in it for everyone.
So the people who are not where we are, there's quite a big constituency.
The kind of people who think Nigel Farage is a good egg.
Or the kind of people...
Oh, the people who watch Sargon of Akkad's podcast.
That kind of thing.
Lotus Eaters.
Why is it called Lotus Eaters?
Of all the things to call it, weird.
I don't know.
And Sargon of Akkad, by the way, is another version of, like, Satan, isn't he?
You know, he's like the first king.
He was a Sumerian king, wasn't he?
Yeah, the first...
Tower of Babel.
It goes back to that.
I only know about Nimrod's involvement in the Tower of Babel.
Right, Nimrod, who is a massive, massive figure in the Bible as, you know, possibly the guy behind the Tower of Babel, etc.
It's not a good guy.
No, Nimrod is definitely a baddie.
I don't know.
Prince Philip had Nimrod played at his funeral.
You know, what's it called?
Elgar, who, by the way, is someone else I'm interested in looking into because he featured heavily in the Commonwealth Games' Birmingham Satanic Ritual.
It's all about Elgar and all this stuff.
There's something going on there.
Are you about to take Elgar away from us as well?
I'm sorry.
There's something going on there.
There's something going on.
I don't know what it is, but there is something going on there.
Something going on there.
With the Nimrod song.
Why would you have Nimrod in a song?
You know, Nimrod's not a random character that you just make a song about.
I never thought, when I was thinking, what are we going to talk about in this podcast?
I never thought the evil...
Of Edward Elgar would...
Because I was at school in Malvern for ten years, and we were steeped in Elgar.
We could see the Malvern Hills, which apparently gave the shape of the Nimrod variant.
You're right, though.
If you go back and watch that Birmingham Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, right, they make a massive deal about Elgar and his music, and they actually talk about how Elgar says that there's some...
Really sort of nefarious or weird mystery to his songs, and they sort of hint that there's something, there's a picture being painted in some sort of nefarious way.
There's definitely something.
Principal, it doesn't play at your funeral unless it's weird.
Look, it is definitely, there are hidden clues.
It is called the Enigma Variations, and you were supposed to guess what...
I can't remember what...
I mean, it has been solved, this enigma, whatever it is.
I think, is it possibly the shape of the Malvern Hills?
I can't remember.
But it's got some banging tunes in it.
Yeah, I mean, I love that.
That one, the Nimrod one, that Prince Philip has.
It's really good.
But then again, I noticed this yesterday, watching Disney stuff on YouTube for a little bit.
Like, my little girl's obviously into, like, the Disney princesses and the songs.
I don't let her watch the films, because I know that...
That's just going to be disgusting.
But if you look at what we're up against, I'm always trying to get her to watch Bible stuff, you know, like Veggie Tales and there's Bible stuff.
But if you look at the production levels that we're up against, you know, this Disney stuff, it looks so good.
The songs are so catchy.
You know, they're spending billions of pounds on this children's entertainment, not because they love your kids, because they want to suck them in.
You know what I mean?
It's awful the amount of cash that's stacked against you as a Christian parent, you know?
Last time we spoke, you'd actually encouraged her to watch Christian things that you've weaned her off.
Yeah.
You can get that going for a bit, right?
But the production values, even though they're good on this Christian stuff, it can't compete.
You know, the songs, it can't compete with Disney and, by the way, the whole princess thing.
It's another whole psyop.
If you've got a little girl, it's like a princess programming thing, basically designed to make your little girl completely unwifable when she grows up.
You know, it's all about, be a princess.
I want this.
I don't want that.
I'm special.
Give me all this.
I sit around all day.
I don't do anything.
I'm rich.
You know, it's like, it's a whole other psyop there.
And every little girl at my church, by the way, almost everyone walks around dressed like one of these princesses.
Moana or Jasmine.
You know what I mean?
It's every little girl, more or less, has their favorite princess or whatever.
The worldly soup that is all around us aimed at kids.
This is my number one thing at the moment.
It's stuff that's aimed at kids.
Really, really, really bothers me because you realize how much of it there is and how tough it is to shelter your kids from frozen.
Just frozen.
You know what I mean?
Just Frozen is so catchy, and it's so everywhere, and girls love it.
It's designed just to get them to love, and it's always based on spells and magic, which seems powder puff, but it's not.
It's all about witchcraft, essentially.
You know, like that latest film, Wicked, or whatever.
It's literally making witchcraft popular, and from someone who has discernment, you know, I walk around London, I look at the musicals.
And it's literally like, transgender person, the devil wears Prada.
One of them is literally just like, the devil is cool.
It's not even like, I'm not even exaggerating, you know?
The other one was cross-dressing.
Apparently Shrek the musical is just completely gay.
Like, if you want to go and see Shrek the musical, it's just gay.
It's just gayness everywhere in Shrek the musical.
And I'm like, I'm so pleased that I don't let my kids get involved with this stuff.
Because you can't even take your kids to Shrek without the whole point of it being like, You know, have anal sex.
You know, it's insane.
Really crazy.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
I like it when you rant.
There's so much to take in there.
How is...
Do you know...
Does Shrek have sex with the donkey or something?
How do they work this one in?
They work it...
This was from another Christian couple that we had dinner with that explained it.
They work it as in, like, it's being different.
You know, Shrek is different.
And it's good to be different.
And from that angle just comes...
Homosexual stuff.
You know, bear in mind this is aimed at kids, this Shrek the musical, and one of the characters is sort of flamboyantly gay and really sort of over-the-top, you know, suggestive.
You know, like Pantos.
There's always a cross-dresser.
Yes, of course.
It's always like a, ooh, here I am, I'm totally gay, and the adults think, oh, this is so good, there's something in it for us.
It's like, no, no, no, it's normalising being a homosexual and being weird and cross-dressing to your children, and you're just lining them up there.
You know, in a Panto, the whole thing is, It seems so innocuous, but it's really not.
Like my latest bit of material about the Spice Girls and how they're basically aimed at sexualizing young girls, you know, because if you listen to their lyrics, dude, it's all about sex.
Every single Spice Girls track, from the very first one, if you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends.
That's basically saying, you want to have sex with me, you know?
They're performing this at schools, and it seems like innocuous, but it's not.
Someone has sat down and said, We want to use the word lover, not like, if you want to be my boyfriend, you know?
No, no, no.
Let's have it be about F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing.
You know what I mean?
And when you see what they're about, dude, even something as innocuous as the Spice Girls is awful.
It's awful.
And you just can't let your kids, if you want to keep them innocent and pure, which is how they come out of the factory, you know, it's almost impossible to let them, you know, watch.
Anything.
Me and my wife are ready to smash our TV that we bought before we were completely awake.
You know, we were semi-normy when I bought a TV.
Now I wish I'd never bought this thing, you know?
It does get harder the more awake one gets.
And what only goes in one direction.
What do you mean it only goes in one direction?
You only get more awake, you mean?
You only get more awake.
And, I mean...
I now notice things that even a year ago I wouldn't have noticed.
And, like, I mean, a year ago, I'd have looked at the paper and gone, you know, the white, sorry, the white newspaper and gone, oh, for goodness sake, really, really?
And now I look at it and I just, I'm even more incensed.
I just notice more.
I notice more of the psyop.
What you were saying, then, about princesses.
Yeah.
Fathers.
A complicit in this, because the whole notion of, oh, my princess, nothing is good enough for my princess.
So, fathers, culturally, I think, have been encouraged to spoil that.
I'm sure fathers always look fondly on their daughters.
I'm guilty of that.
I'm guilty of that, for sure.
Because they're girls, and they respond from a very early age, don't they?
They respond in a different way to daddy.
They just, like, their eyes light up.
They hear a female voice, and they respond.
They're little flirts, female babies.
Boys are just like, yeah, whatever, I don't care.
Shit.
wonder how much of that has been weaponized and when it started, well, I've been Disney, Disney goes back to what the 1940s Disney princesses.
I saw an interesting article online actually about how what Disney basically does is they take like a fairy story like Snow White for example and they take out all the edge and all the grittiness and all the stuff that is actually supposed to teach you a lesson about truth and life and they just sort of Just turn it into this,
you know, something that doesn't teach you anything about life or lessons and it just entertains you and that's basically, I think it was Tolkien who said it.
He was basically saying, I will never let Disney near any of my work because they'll take out all the real richness and all the real meaning and all the real things that people are supposed to learn and just turn it into...
You know, stuff that actually does more harm than good, and that's why Disney acquires all these things, all these stories, folk stories, that people have told for years and years and years and passed down to their children to teach them lessons, and then they just turn it into just mush that does, you know, and there's always a childhood trauma,
if you notice this.
Lion King, Bambi, it's always frozen.
The parents are always dying, and it's always hitting your kid before they are ready with, your mum's dead, your dad's dead.
You know what I mean?
It's really sick.
It's a prerequisite of almost all kiddie literature and stuff.
You think about, if that's the right word, Harry Potter.
Harry loses his parents a kill.
You name it.
James and James and the Giant.
Giant Peach is an orphan.
He lives with Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge.
The Lemony Snicket series, The Children Are Orphaned, it just goes on and on and on.
Name one.
Where is there at Disney where there's just two parents, just parenting normally?
You know what I mean?
It doesn't exist.
And I won't mention the person, but I know this lady who told me that her relationship with her mother was completely ruined because she watched...
Snow White or whatever before she was a kid.
And she used to think that her mum was the witch from Snow White.
She was petrified of her mum for like four years, you know, because this evil witch character, it's too soon for a kid to have that image of evil.
It's like the genesis, the knowledge of good and evil.
It's too soon for these kids.
To be hit with the kind of trauma, the kind of evil that Disney have worked into their stories.
And it can really just scramble a kid's brain to the point where they're like, I think my mum might be the witch from Snow White.
And this lady was terrified for years that her mum was the witch from Snow White because she's like four.
And I'm not even blaming the parents here.
I mean, you think, oh, you, Snow White, dwarfs, great.
Pitch this at my four-year-old.
But you can end up just...
Literally traumatising them just from letting them watch something that's rated as you.
You can't let your kids watch anything.
Whatever the rating says, you know, you can't.
It really is that simple.
Oh, well, ratings are designed by the same establishment which is pushing all this stuff on us.
I mean, it's like...
So many of the ways that they get us are...
Predicated on this understanding that normies have, that there is a kind of a regulatory system out there to protect them from things.
So they would never give us kill shots because all the regulatory authorities would ensure that vaccines are safer and effective.
Films aren't going to really ruin your kids' brains because we have a film...
Classification system with people sitting in studios and they're wearing a kind of responsible hat that looks after your...
Because they're doing it.
You don't need to.
You know, it says you.
Stick it in front of your kids.
Leave the room.
You know, someone else has safeguarded this.
But like you say, that person is probably a multiple paedophile sex offender.
You know what I mean?
No offense.
This has been one of my steps on my awakening journey.
They are all pedos.
All of them are pedos.
Isn't it?
It's, you know, the worst thing you can do.
So, of course, they're all at it.
They're all videotaped doing it.
So they can't turn around and pull the plug on anything because, you know, who wants that to come out, you know?
And that's what it is, unfortunately.
Yeah, it's the worst thing that you can do, which is why, of course, as far as...
Satan is concerned.
It's the best thing you can do, which is why you get special privileges for this stuff.
You get rewarded for it.
Satan blocked that one.
Satan blocked what I just said.
You get...
It's the worst thing you can do.
Worst thing you can do.
So, which is why Satan loves it so much, which is why you get special rewards.
I mean, there are consequences for benefits for doing this kind of stuff, and they know it.
Yeah, I mean, the whole...
The enemy can work miracles of a kind.
You know, there is power in evil magic and witchcraft.
It's the real stuff.
Witchcraft and blah-de-blah.
It's real, and most of the video games and the videos and the movies that we watched are, you know...
They have that kind of evil magic spoken over it and, you know, like back-masking and music and that whole rabbit hole which you can lose an entire afternoon going down, you know, listening to stuff backwards and what's really in it.
It's like, wow.
We may come back to this, but I wanted to ask you a big, big question.
Cool.
Have you come across...
Agent 13711 on Substack.
No, no, no.
It's an anonymous character on Substack, and he does some really good deep-dive research.
It's well worth reading his stuff.
It's really, really good.
I mean, he's on to all sorts of things.
Like what?
Well, like Force Flag.
False flag.
Things that didn't happen that we were told that.
Like the Pulse gay nightclub where there was a massacre, where there wasn't really.
It was all a sort of money laundering scam and stuff like that.
Or I don't know.
He's done quite a good series on vitamins.
His line is that you look at what vitamin tablets are made from.
Yeah.
You don't want to be taking this stuff.
They're very, very long pieces.
And he's on the money on quite a lot of the stuff he looks at.
And you think, wow, how does he research this stuff in such short space?
Is he an individual or is he a team?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Sounds good.
He's really good, which is why I'm kind of shocked this week to see that he's...
He's done a series which calls something like, Was the Crucifixion a PSYOP?
He's done the first of what are going to be several essays, I think, questioning what he said.
What he tells us is, I was brought up a Catholic and I decided to treat Christianity through the same critical lens as I do all my other conspiracy theories.
What I found really shocked me.
You'll never guess what.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So he says things like, I discovered that Nazareth didn't even exist in the time.
And the laws governing the Jews and the Romans in that time would not have allowed blah, blah, blah.
We didn't go into detail.
Something I will tell you is that the enemy is not above.
Launching a series of exposés where they give you all this truth for 10 years and then the true agenda of this is then to get you to disbelieve that Jesus died for you because that's actually the only objective of the enemy and they'll happily spend years telling you,
oh, there's fluoride in the water and there's this and there's that and, you know, it's the Hugo Talks thing.
Where we're going to establish this trust and we're going to give you all this truth and then, wham, don't believe in Jesus.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I actually believe that.
I know, I'm not saying that Hugh is exactly that.
I think he talks about the Bible all the time.
But I've noticed that, inevitably, you get these big, huge accounts come out.
There's some guy online.
He's this black guy.
He's a fitness guy.
He just does videos of himself.
Getting ready in the morning for 15 minutes, you know, where he sort of dunks his head in frozen water.
What's his name?
I've got to watch this.
It's Ashton Hall or something.
Are you aware of this?
It's not hit your timeline.
It's huge on X and everywhere, right?
Everyone's talking about this guy.
I don't need to know about these people, no.
Well, neither do I, but, you know, there's something that's so huge.
He's like 10 million followers on Instagram.
Everyone's talking about how he's growing so fast.
And he's basically just come out and said, he's starting to include the Bible in his videos, right?
Where he's like...
All that I do is built on Jesus.
It's like, dude, you are unloading the most worldly series of videos I've ever seen.
He's got his shirt off in every video.
You know, it's all like, I've got money, I've got this, I'm opulent, and then they claim Jesus.
And it's like, oh, I see what the style is here.
Now, it's this really un-Jesus-y person with an un-Jesus-y lifestyle that then tells 10 million people this is to do with Jesus when it's nothing to do with Jesus.
And the same thing with, like, Russell Brand.
And you see all these big, huge accounts that start talking about Jesus.
And they're not talking about Jesus because they want to truly lead you to Jesus.
They want to flavor Jesus with being a rapist or flavor Jesus with being a narcissist.
You know what I mean?
But it's really telling about how the enemy can't stop talking about Jesus.
They can't stop talking about ignore Jesus or treat Jesus like this.
Because Jesus is the real thing.
It's the only thing the enemy actually cares about misleading you about.
All the other misdirections is to get you to not see the truth about Jesus.
And that really is the real crux of it.
If you believe in Jesus and you have faith in Jesus, the enemy can't actually do anything.
Anything to you at all, because your eternal soul is saved, and that's the real game down here.
The real game down here isn't about having a comfortable life and figuring out that, you know, adolescence is a psyop.
The enemy doesn't care about any of those things.
None of those things are going to eternally save you.
Oh, he does a bit.
The enemy does a bit.
He's quite interested in the adolescence fury.
Right, okay.
I'll give you that one.
But you see the point I'm making.
It's like...
That's the real war that's going on.
It's interesting that that's your take, sight unseen, on the Agent 13711.
Yeah, I haven't seen any of them, just as a guess.
Yours was my immediate response.
And maybe I'm dissing him.
Can you summarise what you just said, James?
I lost you again, sorry.
Can you hear me?
Yep, you're back.
My gut response was exactly that.
This has built up all my trust.
You are the go-to guy for conspiracy theories.
You know so much.
You're not like Alex Jones.
You're not one of those fakes.
You are the business.
And then suddenly I'm, what?
Hang on a second.
I think what got my antennae twitching slightly was when he started using phrases like I went into this open-mindedly, and I never expected to discover this information.
And I'm thinking, I don't know, actually, mate.
Can I interject a question here?
Why did you go into this open-mindedly?
Why are you taking aim at the crucifixion of Jesus Christ?
I mean, what is this Psyot producing?
The Bible says by the fruit trees.
Is it...
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you?
Is that what you're trying to undo?
Is that the horrible thing that the enemy is going to do?
Which of Jesus' teachings are damaging the world that you need to take aim at his crucifixion?
Do you see what I'm saying?
I do, but actually, I'd like to play devil's advocate here.
Because I spend a lot of time engaging with non-Christians.
In chat, you know, responding to my articles.
I mean, I know what my position is.
This is what we're leading on to in a way.
But one often hears these lines from awake non-Christians, stuff like, yeah, yeah, I used to be like that.
I'm getting like one word in 40 here, James, sorry.
Oh.
Satan's really playing defense on this chat.
Hang on.
I wonder if I can...
Now you're clear as day, of course.
I'm just going to try...
No.
We'll stick for that one a moment.
You're frozen.
Let's have a look.
Wait.
Oh, rats.
T-t-t-t-t-t-t. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not going to move.
I'm going to assume you're coming back.
You're back.
Is that any better?
Or is that worse?
Currently.
Currently.
You know?
Currently.
Carry on as if nothing happened.
I was really interested in what you were going to say.
You're playing devil's advocate, right?
Yeah.
Actually, no.
I think it's worse.
It's worse.
I'm just going to change back to that thing.
Wait.
Wait.
All right.
And I was going to do one other thing.
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Thank you.
Thank you.
you.
I'm not going to lie.
I sneaked in a tactical pee.
Don't blame me.
Because I'm on this detox at the moment.
I'm currently on my bowel cleanse.
Okay, nice.
Good luck.
You've got to drink like three litres of water a day, which is actually quite a lot.
So you're constantly, anyway.
Fine.
Has it got any clearer?
I turn off my Wi-Fi most nights, except when I'm banned from doing so by my children.
Can you hear me?
You can't.
You're back.
Yeah, you're back.
Okay.
I turn off my Wi-Fi, and it involves turning off lots of different things, including the boosters, and sometimes I forget to put them all back on again.
Did you hear that?
No.
Yeah, I mean, there was a blank spot.
Right, okay.
Okay, let's try and...
So, the point I was making about responding to the non-Christian types, there are those who say, you've got to realise it's all a psyop.
And there are various...
It was invented by the Romans to control us.
It was invented by the Jews to deceive us.
You don't understand.
We're all living in a matrix.
It's all an illusion.
You get all this different stuff.
And I kind of...
I'm curious to hear what their arguments are for their position.
Because I think that if you're going to be a conspiracy theorist, or rather an awake person, you've got to keep an open mind about everything.
So I think it's not right to say, right, well, I know what I think about 9-11 and it's a psyop and the Beatles and dinosaurs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But my special thing, my Christianity, my Christianity is sacrifice.
Can't be questioned.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can't be questioned.
So I think it's fair enough.
But here's the thing, and this is what I wanted to discuss with you.
I sort of looked through some of his, some of Agent 13711's I was reading all
this, and I was thinking, To myself, I don't feel threatened by any of this.
None of this even slightly shakes my faith.
But I can see that to somebody who wasn't...
Get them.
Of that view.
He might be going, well, look at him.
I mean, he's just an idiot who just has got this faith thing.
He can't prove anything, so he's just got the faith thing.
Well, how's that going to bring me round?
I haven't got the faith thing.
So I was wondering, what for you is, how do you know that you're, I mean, I know I'm right to believe in all this crazy stuff.
How do you know you're right to believe in it?
The first thing I would say to somebody on that line of like, don't you know, it's just a psyop, it's all used to control us, etc., etc., right, is, first of all, you're correct.
Religion is used to control us.
It always has been.
And I would ask them, it's like, who do you think had Jesus executed?
The police?
The FBI?
Like, it was the religious leaders of the time.
That had Jesus executed.
And if you go back and you study the Bible, which, by the way, is one of the most widely recognized historical documents in the whole world.
There's more copies of the Bible that spring up all over the world that are exact replicas.
The Bible is concrete history, the Bible.
People seem to think of the Bible as this book of make-believe fairy stories.
It's history.
The Bible is history.
The Bible is...
Take the Gospel, for example.
It's four different accounts of exactly the same thing happening, replicated like, if you want to get into it and research whether the Bible is historically accurate, do so, because it is.
It's history.
And the religious leaders on time are on record saying, look, if we don't kill this guy, everyone's going to believe in him.
If we don't crucify Jesus, if we don't get rid of him...
Everyone started to believe in him because he would go around, he would raise the dead, and he would heal the sick, and he would tell us to love each other, and he would behave exactly how God really would behave if he was a man walking around.
And I don't believe in Jesus and God based purely on the history of it.
I believe in it because I read the Bible, and every word I've ever read in the Bible has been true.
Word.
And when I follow the instructions that God gives me in the Bible, my life gets better.
Every single time without fail.
Right?
Down to things that I never thought I would be able to do.
I'll give you an example.
When Jesus, with lust.
Okay, I'm a married man.
When it comes to lust.
One of the things that, as a man, you think is good for you is you see an attractive woman or something wearing her yoga pants or whatever, like they do now.
They basically walk around naked women now.
And you think, oh, I'm going to have a little look at her because my flesh is telling me, oh, she's attractive.
Pervert her.
Stare at her.
And your whole body as a man is crying out to look.
Right?
And as a...
As a man, I used to do that.
I used to look, right?
And then Jesus says, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That is adultery.
Jesus says, if you're looking at her with adulterous thoughts, you're committing adultery on your wife.
I don't care that you've not done it.
It's in your heart.
And the remedy that Jesus gives for that is if your eye causes you to sin, cut it out.
And that doesn't mean cut out your eyes, but what it means is don't look.
So now, when I see a woman in yoga, I'm like, whoa, the other way.
I'm like, I am not looking at that.
No, thank you.
And the difference that has made to my life, to my marriage, I am so much happier, dude.
Not doing that thing that my body cries out for me to do.
My flesh tells me to do that.
And I deny my flesh, and I feed my spirit, and it has made my marriage, my life, my happiness so much better.
Guess what?
Jesus was telling me the truth when he said, if the old eye causes you to sin, cut it away.
And there's so many.
It's not just that example.
I can give you a thousand examples of like that, where God tells me, behave like this.
And people often think of the Bible as, well, if I follow these rules that God gave me, I'm going to have this boring life and I'm not going to have any fun because I'm not going to be doing anything bad.
And that is one of the greatest lies the enemy has, is that if you follow God's instruction for you, your life's going to get worse.
The opposite is true.
You're going to be so much happier living the way God tells you to live.
Some of the happiest people in this world have got nothing except for their faith in God, and they're so happy.
There's nothing that can give you happiness like the life that God has planned for you.
And this is what I say to people who are non-believers.
I start talking like this.
I start telling them how amazing God has been in my own life.
Not even getting to the personal revelations that God has given me.
The incredible testimonies that I can give you of the time that God has saved me in this way that could only be God.
You know?
Have we done all those?
Have we done about the one where I was so broke and I had this giant tax bill and I couldn't pay it.
And then somebody sent me the money the day after my...
The pastor and his wife basically said, well, if you were really on God's path, he would send you the money.
Literally, my phone was like, ping, here's the money.
And stuff like that, you know is God because of the timing of it.
And also, no one is sending you three grand, you know what I mean, for any other reason that doesn't know me, complete stranger, just said, God, tell me to send you this money right now.
And he was insistent on, and it's got to be right now.
Guess what?
It's frozen.
Guess what?
It's frozen.
Well, of course it's frozen now.
I'm telling you about...
So there was that one.
There's...
When I won the British Comedian of the Year and I voice record all my sets and I had no idea how many numbers there were, how many voice recordings I had.
And I made up my mind, I'm going to go out there and thank Jesus when it's my time to go out there and give my little speech.
So I voice recorded it, went out there, thanked Jesus, emailed it to myself.
And when I checked the email, that was voice recording number 777.
Which still gives me goosebumps.
That's God's perfect number.
And that was God saying to me, I planned this all.
I planned you losing your career.
And I've planned, you know, when you lost your career and you didn't have any money and you couldn't support your family.
And I waited until you were literally in the car having an argument with your wife who was like, well, you know, maybe you're not following God and you can't pay your bills.
And I felt so distraught then.
I was like, this is throwing into upheaval.
All that I believe because I faithfully followed God.
And now I'm in this position where I can't provide for my family.
And God was like, hey, I'm right here.
Here's the money.
And it was just electrifying.
It was like, wow, God is really real.
He's really with me.
He's really planned this all.
And he was testing my faith.
He wanted to see, were you going to take this the whole way?
Are you going to really follow me down to the point of, and God's not going to let you be tempted more than you can bear.
He's not going to destroy your marriage because you can't provide, you know, because you wanted to follow him.
He's going to come through for you, right?
But sometimes you have to go through the wilderness.
You have to be, you know, Joseph in prison for a falsely accused of rape.
I'm still following God.
You have to be Daniel.
I'm going to get thrown into a giant furnace of...
Fire, or I'm going to be thrown into the lion's den for following God.
Yeah, chuck me in there.
You know, it's in those moments when God really comes through when you're a Christian, when your faith has been tested to the limit.
It's that perfect timing when God comes into your life and moves, and that's when you know it's God, when the timing is perfect.
As only God can be, the timing is perfect, and it produces this result of faith in you.
And it produces the result of someone like me who can't wait to tell you about how great God is and how good God is and how God is with me and despite everything I've been through, I know that God is with me.
And look at the smile on my face.
Listen to the joy in my voice that I live in a world where the enemy surrounds me but can't really do anything to me because despite all the world and how horrible it is, God is with me.
Okay?
That's it.
That's the pitch.
That was a model answer.
No, no, no.
And it gels with my own conclusions.
I was less convinced by the bit where you say, well, look, the Bible is history and the Bible's great.
Because these are kind of...
They're almost appeals to authority.
They're like saying, well, yeah, experts tell us that this book is the bestest, most historical book ever.
And I find that there's something beyond looking at the history and comparing historical notes and seeing whether they...
If I may, James, if I may, the sensational thing about the fact that Bible is history, the Bible is history pre-written.
Which means you can read in the Bible about what's happening in 10 years' time now, right now.
And the reason why the Bible is verified beyond historians say it's this or that, you can read about the sacking of Jerusalem and it being destroyed hundreds of years before it happens.
In exactly...
Glorious HD 10, exactly what happens.
You know, the Bible predicts to the exact day, the day that Jesus comes into Jerusalem on the donkey and people declaring him the Messiah, thousands of years before it happens.
If you really want to, forget about what historians say, whatever.
If you do your own research, you can read about stuff that happens before it happens in the Bible.
You can read about Jesus in the book of Isaiah, in the Old Testament, and you definitely, you can't mistake it.
You're like, wow, this guy's talking about...
A guy on a cross, you know, everything that happens to Jesus thousands of years before it happens.
And that's the reason why the Bible is authentic.
It's the only religion that is, how can I put this, it's the only religion that's intertwined with history.
Okay?
History itself is intertwined with the Bible.
Like, Muhammad could have had his revelation in any cave, at any time, whenever, and it would be the same.
You can't say the same of the Bible.
History is interwoven into it.
If you really study history and the Bible, and there's nobody else that could do that except God.
The cashless society is in the Bible.
You can read about it in the Bible, in the book of Revelation.
The mark that means you won't be able to buy or sell.
That can't exist without cash.
So if the Bible's true, you'd see cash going up the world as we come towards the end of the world.
Guess what's happening?
Guess what's happening?
Do you believe that?
If you don't believe in the Bible, do you believe that cash is going up the world?
Can you see that happening?
Go and read it in the book of Revelation.
You know?
These are the reasons why God has given us the Bible.
So you can, as an unbeliever, you can go in there and be like, wow, I can't argue with this.
I can't argue with this.
Yes.
You're addressing, I think, what is unique about...
If you treat Christianity as...
One potential conspiracy theory to be examined among others.
What the other ones...
Okay, so you can look into 9-11, for example.
There's never going to be a supernatural element to 9-11.
Well, I mean, okay, probably there is to do with sort of occult symbolism and stuff.
The other supernatural, yeah.
Yeah, but the thing, as you say, that makes the Bible more extraordinary than any other historical document, That it is an historical document with a supernatural prophetic element to it.
That's the thing.
I mean, if we use the word magic, we'd call it a magic book, except we'd call it a holy book, because you're right, it predicts the future.
It's remarkable.
I agree with everything you've said.
The other thing, which we've sort of talked about before, but I think is another compelling argument for Christianity, is If Christianity is not real, if the essence of Christ's teaching and his experiences are not real,
how come all the bad people in the world care about destroying it more than anything else?
Exactly.
If it's really just nonsense that people made up to justify, to deal with the fact they were going to die, they didn't want to die.
If that's all it is, how come?
The baddies are constantly on its case.
They're constantly blaspheming.
Jesus, Christ, this.
You know, how many times they mock Jesus in, like, The Last Supper or, you know, Kendrick Lamar or, you know, Hollywood's constantly, constantly mocking Jesus and Christianity.
They never do that to Buddha.
They never do that to Mohammed.
You know, people say, oh, you don't do it to Muhammad because they're scared of what's going to happen.
It's like, no, no, no, that's not the whole story, man.
It's like, the enemy only mocks, only counterfeits the real thing.
They don't waste any time trying to dissuade you from following, you know, a false idol.
That's why they only ever take shots at Jesus.
They never take shots at any other god.
Yeah.
I suddenly remembered a thing we did.
Remember when we were talking about the Sagan of Akkad and we got distracted?
That constituency, you know how there's a layer of the PSYOP for every particular group?
And the adolescents, that constituency, the Farage stroke, anti-woke, their particular thing was, why is he white?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It was a black person what did the actual crime in which it was based and blah, blah, blah.
And I'm thinking, oh, no.
Perfect.
I'm not going to be like the greyhound coming out of the trap chasing after that particular thing.
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Red meat, that is.
So many people got worked up.
The problem with adolescence is not that it's about a white boy.
It really isn't.
It's much, much worse than that, than you understand, you people.
What I want to say about that is, okay, and when we talk about why you believe in the Bible, by their fruits you shall know them is one of my favourite pieces of scripture that rings true every time.
So let's look at this, what you're talking about.
Okay, so let's say you watch adolescence.
You go, oh, it's supposed to be a white guy, but they've switched it to a black guy.
And you go online and you start, ah, I've got them.
They switched it to a black guy.
What's the fruit of that?
Okay, what is that going to produce?
Imagine for a second that you're a black person that lives in the United Kingdom and you go online.
And what do you see about adolescence?
You see this group of people who are saying, well, actually, the killer was a black guy, and it's not a white guy, it's a black guy.
What's your response?
You're like, F you!
I'm just a normal black guy.
Why are you making it about black guys, even though it was a black guy?
But that's the fruit of that.
It produces us arguing with each other about whether we're black or whether we're white, which is complete nonsense.
And the whole point, that's why they race-switched him.
So you'd argue about it.
Not, you know, to make you think bad about black people or white people.
That's a whole unrelenting, never-ending psyop is to get us to talk about the colour of our skin because it doesn't solve anything.
Yes, and to focus on Islam being the threat.
Loads of people have gone for that one.
They love it.
They can't get enough of it.
Well...
Well, my take on something like that is if you read the Bible time and time again, when people turn their back on God, their countries get given over to foreign invaders, essentially.
And so when people are like, well, there's mosques everywhere and they're doing this and doing that, it's like, yeah, yeah.
Why?
Why?
Because you used to be a Christian country.
You used to believe in God.
God used to be in that space.
And now you've given yourselves over.
You don't believe in God anymore.
And so God is saying, okay, fine.
Well, then, income.
In comes something else.
You know, it's a judgment of God.
It's not because of the conservatives or because of labor or because of the deep state.
Because you've turned your back on God and this is your judgment.
You know, it's the judgment of God when you turn your back on God.
It's okay.
See ya.
Best of luck.
You know, see what you end up with.
I did something very bad this week that you were going to disapprove of.
Great.
I hope you're going to disapprove of it.
I don't know.
I watched a thing on Amazon Prime.
Okay.
Called Last Man Laughing, is it called?
Okay.
Tell me what you think about that.
I've not seen it, but I think I understand.
So, I've had an aversion to comedians since...
Since the COVID nonsense.
Same.
I watch these people.
They're kind of licensed grifters, aren't they?
There's an establishment, the BBC and Channel 4, through our tax money and license fee money, bankrolls and supports this ecosystem of already very, very well-paid comics and promotes their careers.
I mean, they're constantly on panel shows and game shows and things.
This provides free advertising for their live tours.
Makes them an absolute fortune.
And I'm not averse to people earning money, but...
No.
I think if you've got a talent, which is God-given because all talent is, you've got a talent to make people laugh, it cannot simply be used or ought not simply to be used to feather your nest.
And traditionally, we always used to tell ourselves one of the jobs of comics was to speak truth to power, to afflict the comfortable.
Yeah.
And just speak up for the little man.
And you know what I'm coming to?
During COVID, these people turned away from the truth, from their job, and ended up sort of wandering around supermarkets wearing masks, following arrows, and saying, get the jab, get the jab, get the jab, and being paid for it, probably.
And doing material about anything apart from the elephant in the room.
You know, talking about, oh, isn't Uber Eats terrible?
Or, you know, oh, I've watched all this Netflix stuff.
So you're not going to talk about government overreach or, you know, we're all being forced to be vaccinated.
You're not going to talk about any of those things, are you?
You don't see...
You're supposed to be a professional observer.
You're not observing any of this, dude.
You know what I mean?
Especially the...
And by the way, if I can just add to what you just said, the way that the industry works, when people are looking for a live comedian, okay, Someone who is at the level I'm at, like a headliner, the guy you put on last, on every post when they're looking for a comedian, they'll be like, please send TV credits.
And you can't get, even the live work that's got nothing to do with television, you can't get the good paying live work unless you've been on television, unless you've been on these panel shows.
So it's a way of the television controlling who gets to even just perform live.
You know, there's an echelon you can't get above unless...
The television company have said, you're worthy of being on television, even though no one watches television anymore, you know?
And oftentimes with these panel shows and stuff, it's just like you're talking about.
You should be speaking truth to power.
You should be a dangerous individual speaking the truth.
No, no, no.
What they want is you...
On Noel's house party, getting covered in gunge.
You know what I mean?
Task masks.
They want you doing anything apart from using your eyes and speaking your mind.
You know what I mean?
They want you coming down a big slide.
You know, like the clown.
That's what they want you to be.
You know what I mean?
Not, you know, actual Jimmy.
What's his name?
George Carlin.
They don't want you.
They want them anymore.
They want, you know.
Harry Hill.
You know what I'm saying?
Who was the one that died and became Alex Jones?
That is Bill Hicks.
Yeah.
Bill Hicks.
Yeah, and he's now Alex Jones.
I never really knew about him.
You know, Joe Rogan was always like, oh, Bill Hicks is a great guy, and I used to believe in that.
I think he's more name-checked than actually listened to or appreciated.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a myth, I think.
I agree.
He was one of the greats.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
What's your favourite?
Hour of his that you've watched.
Yeah, yeah.
No one's seen anything.
I used to be the same when I first started comedy.
I was like, oh, Bill Hicks.
It's great.
I haven't watched any of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely none.
Once you realise that so many of your reactions to things are dishonest.
You've been programmed to react.
Oh, yeah, Bill Hicks.
Yeah.
I never heard any of his stuff.
I don't know.
I know he's somebody whose name you've got to drop.
Exactly.
The more I go down the rabbit hole, the more I've started to realise that most people who are famous are crap at whatever it is.
Down to even things like football, which I have this conversation with some of my people who are sort of semi-awake, and they're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The best footballers become footballers.
I'm like, are you joking?
That is not the way it works, man.
You know, the best footballers don't become footballers.
Football is like anything else.
It's like...
You play the game, you do the thing, you get the opportunities.
Some of the players that play for Man United right now are crap.
They are crap.
They are literally crap.
You're supposed to be one of the best footballers in the entire world playing for Man United.
Some of these people can't control the football.
And when you realise this and you listen to the commentary, it's actually hilarious.
The commentators are breaking their neck to find something good to say about some of these players who are terrible.
Gary Neville actually said, I was watching Man United game, and he actually goes, this is a direct quote.
What did he say?
He goes, well, you know, this guy is not that good with the ball to feet, but...
And I'm like, he's a professional footballer, Gary.
What the hell are you about to say?
It's like, are you mad, bro?
He's not that good with the ball to feet, but...
Stop the thing right now.
He's a professional footballer, Gary.
You've just told me he can't really kick the ball with his feet.
What are we watching here?
And this player cost £80 million.
He's on a huge contract.
And he's crap.
I'm telling you, there is some peekaboo club 666 BS down to who gets to be a pro footballer, man.
Do you know, you have just eclipsed Edward Elgar is evil.
You have just, I mean, in the net, back of the net, my son, whatever phrase he used.
As you know, I'm not an expert on kickyball.
And that is really interesting.
And I see these faces.
They've all got haircuts.
They've all got really eye-catching haircuts.
I mean, they're actors, aren't they, really?
They're just almost like fashion models, you know, do blue sapphire or whatever.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
They've obviously played football their whole life, right?
They're obviously, they can kick the ball, they can run.
But when I was growing up, like everything in life, everything is getting terrible now.
Like, when I was growing up watching football, the sensational footballers were everywhere.
There was two or three on every team who played with real creativity, real individuality.
You know, people like Letizia or something like that.
There was 25 of them in the league.
There's like one now in the world.
Like, all the individuality.
Who's that?
What's he called?
Lamin Amal, who plays for Barcelona.
He's 17 years old.
He's like a real footballer.
Lamin Amal?
Yeah.
Plays for Barcelona.
He's like a kid.
He's 18 years old.
But he's like Michael Jackson.
Clearly talented.
Clearly amazing.
Most of those players now, they have that coached out of them from a kid.
All these coaches are robots now.
It's like, don't do anything crazy.
Don't be an individual.
Pass sideways.
Pass backwards.
Don't take any risks.
The game itself has been cauterized.
It has been...
You know, all the excitement, all the passion, all the brilliance has been gone out of it.
Whenever they score a goal, they stop the game now and go to an instant replay for 12 minutes.
You can't even celebrate in the stadiums anymore.
That was the great thing about football.
Like, goal!
Now it's like, oh, we've put in an application for a goal and we're just going to wait five minutes and then you wait five minutes in the stadium and then they're like, goal!
And you're like, yay!
You know, it's just dead.
The whole thing.
Gutted.
How have the normies not noticed this?
Yeah, kind of.
But it's even at the stage now where Gary Neville has just talked about this.
He's been quoted about it today.
We're on Big Sky Sports, which is as brainwashy world as you can get.
He was like, well, you know, it's all robotic now.
It's reached the stage where the enemy's sort of revealing its plan and, you know, trying to have you convinced that you've learned something.
But really, you know, it's all by design.
All individuality, all human brilliance is coached out of these players from, like, age five now, where it's all, like, pass backwards, pass sideways, retain the ball.
You know, people used to shoot from 40 yards, bang, into the top corner, and it was sensational.
You're not allowed to do that now.
You can't shoot from 40 yards.
You'll be benched, you know, because it's all stats and nonsense and people on Twitter pretending that they...
Talk about football all the time.
You know, this guy's XG of this and that.
And it's all spreadsheet-based.
There's no humanity in the game anymore, James.
And this is someone who used to love football.
And I still like football.
I still watch football because it's just, you know, something I grew up enjoying.
But just like music, just like comedy, just like art, just like architecture, just like anything, you name it, the beauty has been turned to grey, car parked.
You know, it's...
Everything in this world is losing its beauty.
I know you have mentioned before your struggle with football.
It's your kind of one normie thing.
And I was wondering, you talked about how God helped you no longer look at women.
I agree.
When I look at these women, I think...
Young Missy, you really are doing yourself no favours dressed like that.
Put some clothes on, will you?
Please, like, it's gross to me now.
Yeah, I'm with you.
But I was thinking, maybe, maybe God, in his wisdom, has made football rubbish so that you no longer feel the pain of having to...
Very true.
Very true.
Interestingly, the team that I follow, Crystal Palace, right, that I've grown up watching...
Our back five are all practicing Christians.
Are they?
That's unheard of.
Like, they all pray before games.
Our captain, Mark Gahey, was forced to wear one of those pride armbands.
I made a video about this.
Oh, wait, I saw it.
Yes, yes, come on.
He wrote, Jesus loves you.
Yes.
On this armband.
And they tried to, like, you know.
Insinuate that he's some terrible person.
But it was such a brilliant protest.
It was like, I'll wear the pride number, but I'll write Jesus loves you on it.
And they were like, what a hate-filled...
What are you talking about, dude?
Jesus loves...
What's wrong with that?
And it's the perfect thing, because if you're a homosexual, Jesus loves you.
You know, it's like...
Being a homosexual is no different from having sex before marriage or anything.
It's like there's no agenda there.
So...
Which is just interesting to me, because...
I've never seen that before.
I've never seen so many Christians on a football team before and it's something that our team is becoming quite known for and I obviously absolutely love that.
Is their defence strong?
It is.
It's incredible.
And we're a rubbish mid-table team but we've got one of the best defences.
Really?
We actually broke a record.
We just had six Premier League games where we won all six away from home without conceding a single goal.
They're way above their level.
Get some Christian forwards.
Yeah, I mean, that's just an interesting side note that makes me enjoy following Crystal Palace more, is that there's a real strong spine of Christianity to our team, which, you know, before the game starts, they all kneel down and pray like a whole back five.
This is incredible.
I'm loving this.
Asda, you read the Bible a lot, and one of the recurring themes is when God's on your side, you win, totally.
So, you know, I mean...
It's a semi-final this year.
Never won a trophy before.
Quite close.
That's interesting.
It's crazy.
It is.
It is.
And one of our best players, he does this every time he scores.
His name's Ebereche Eze.
He plays for England now.
He's a Christian as well.
It's not just these defenders.
He does this every time he scores because he's a huge Christian.
So it's possible to slip through the net.
It's possible to be a Christian and end up as a professional footballer.
I'm not suggesting that every professional footballer is a talentless hack who...
Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
But there's definitely, you can't convince me otherwise, there's definitely an element of, you know, if I try and convince people that the comedians are on telly, most of them are rubbish, and they're not actually that funny, and the funniest comedians don't end up on telly.
People, they're like, what are you talking about?
You know, normally that would blow their mind.
They're like, no, no, no, you're just, you've failed for some other reason.
That's why you're telling me this.
You're a bitter, you know, failed comedian.
If you were good, you would be on TV.
That's not the way it works in any, Industry, really.
There's exceptions, but generally, if you don't play the game, forget about it.
Yes, well, okay.
I was going to digress up briefly on to, well, very briefly I will.
I've got this theory, which I can't back up because I don't really watch it, but Formula One.
Oh, yeah.
I just feel in my bones that Lewis Hamilton is probably not a very good racing driver.
Right.
Just wouldn't surprise me at all if his car's driven by AI or something and he's just sitting there playing with the buttons like a DJ.
You know?
Wouldn't surprise me at all if the whole thing's...
There's theories about professional sports that they're all fixed.
Ah, yes.
Exactly.
Is football fixed?
Not from my perspective.
I don't believe...
I've watched enough to know that looks authentic and real and...
I don't believe that professional football is fixed.
I believe with things like VAR and video referees, it's corrupt.
Certainly, it's corruptible.
You know, you can massage things the way you want them, and you know what I mean?
I think there is that.
But some sports, American football, basketball, I don't know.
They might be...
American football, the Super Bowl is completely rigged, apparently.
Right.
Like Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift and that whole thing, it's like, okay, this stinks of...
You know what I mean?
I believe with American football, it's actually classified as sports entertainment, like, legally.
It's not...
That's where it's classified.
Yeah, so there's nothing wrong legally with them faking the whole thing, like...
And there's a few American footballers who've gone on record as saying, yeah, it's all fixed, it's all fake, and obviously they get...
Eradicated completely.
But I don't believe that's the case with football at all.
But I definitely believe it's the case that some of these professionals are actually not very good, and they're there because, I don't know why, but much like...
I mean, it's in the enemy's best interest to have things suck that you enjoy.
So it's in the enemy's best interest for most of the professional footballers to actually just be pretty boring to watch, which is the case now.
The comedians...
Yeah.
So, Jimmy Carr hosted this particular, because it's format TV.
Apparently it started out in Japan, and it's now, there's been about 20 different countries.
Last Man Standing, Philippines, Last Man Standing, Ireland, Graham Norton, stuff.
And, so obviously I wanted to hate it, because Jimmy Carr, who I think looks like a cadaver, now he's had his teeth done, and he's had too much work done.
Right.
I don't think men should get work done.
What type of work?
I'm sure I agree with you.
Well, it's sort of...
When I get my teeth done, you'll know there's a problem.
Right, okay.
Too white, too big.
Yeah, that sort of thing.
There's this sort of...
I think they use Botox and stuff, which I'm sure is the work of the devil.
But anyway.
Jimmy Carr, we can never forgive, can we?
Although we shouldn't be Christians, I suppose.
We can never really forgive.
We'll certainly never forget the fact that during the pandemic, he actually made jokes at the expense of people who hadn't been vaccinated.
Not getting any of this, but I know where you're going.
Punch the vaccinated people, that one?
Yes, exactly.
Punching the vaccinated people.
Not a joke.
For starters, at all.
It's not even a joke.
Technically, what's the punchline?
Punched him in the face?
How is that a joke?
It doesn't follow any basic structure of being a joke.
It bombed.
I did a video about this where I showed that no one in the audience was actually laughing or clapping.
They added that sound in.
But there's a couple of frames where you can see the audience and everyone's sat there like this, but you can hear clapping on the track.
So I don't believe that everyone was really like...
What?
That didn't happen.
That's BS.
But that makes the viewer think, oh, that's what everyone thinks.
But not the case.
Yeah, I think comedy is quite dodgy, isn't it?
I mean, we talk about American football, which is obviously, you know, satanic.
But comedy, I think, has been very heavily infiltrated by the dark.
It's one of the most...
I always tell people, my number one enemy for my entire comedy career has been the comedy industry and the people that run comedy.
They've tried to...
Absolutely bury me.
And it's not difficult to...
So you get live reaction if you're a comedian from the audience about whether they're enjoying it or not.
If everyone's laughing, this is really being enjoyed.
And all the comedy industry's job is to...
The people that are getting everyone to laugh is to make sure everyone finds out about them.
And it works almost the opposite way.
Like, literally the opposite way to that.
It's like...
Some of these people that turn up on Live at the Apollo or whatever, I'm just like...
Wow.
Wow.
Like, you know, I see they're on Live at the Apollo.
I'm like, they are, like, open mic level.
You know, like, not even should be working on a weekend at a comedy club.
And they're like, big lights, make up, here they come.
And it's like, wow, you are scraping the barrel here.
It can't be on accident.
You know, some of these people are so mundane, so bad.
It's like, dude, you're just picking some of the worst ones.
You are.
Under the guise of box ticking sometimes.
It's like, woman, black, lesbian.
And that is the way the industry works.
It's like, you've got to be gay, you've got to be black.
You know, that whole Psy operation is, you know, in full effect.
But that whole thing, you know, like the thing with Lord of the Rings.
So they'll cast an elf as a black guy.
Ariel the mermaid is like a black woman with red hair.
That's the same thing as the adolescence thing where it's like, oh, it's another black guy.
That's what they want you to do.
That's why they're race swapping everything.
You know what I mean?
Same thing with comedy, really.
They don't want just the black women.
They want the unfunny black women because that...
That doubles the PSYOP.
It's like, you're annoyed, oh, it's another box ticker, and they're crap.
If they were really funny black women, you'd be like, this is great, she's great, I'm so pleased she's on my television.
They've also got to be crap in order for you to be annoyed.
You know what I mean?
So, yeah, this is why I felt bad for enjoying Last Man Standing.
Was it good?
Well, it was good enough for me to watch the whole thing.
What's the premise?
Okay.
Ten comedians are stuck in a Big Brother-type room with cameras everywhere.
Okay.
And they're stuck there for five hours.
Right.
And they have to sort of wander around chatting to each other and making each other laugh, doing tricks to make each other laugh.
And the rule is the moment you smile or laugh, you get a yellow card.
And if you do it again, you get a red card and you're out.
So it's comics not laughing at each other's jokes.
It's quite interesting.
Okay.
I can see why that would be amusing to watch.
Well, so it's quite hard to adjudicate because, okay, so you've got the Daisy Mae thingy from this country.
Do you see that series?
It was quite funny.
Setting the Cotswolds about these kind of Cotswold folk.
What, nothing?
No.
Oh, can you hear me?
No?
No, I mean, I can't.
I don't know who that is.
I've got no memory.
I can hear you.
So, her reaction when somebody said a joke was...
Which doesn't count as a smile.
So, technically, she hadn't smiled or laughed, but...
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's kind of cheating.
And at one point...
Bob Mortimer did.
He was going to laugh and he went like that.
So the camera, because there wasn't a camera up there, could not see him.
So there's little tricks where they kind of...
But it was interesting...
What's the stake?
What do they want to win?
What's going on?
Oh, a silly trophy.
I mean, the stakes were very, very low.
It was all about ego, basically.
Oh, I see.
And I suppose that...
Do comics laugh at...
In real life, do they laugh at one another's jokes, or are they quite ungenerous?
Yeah.
Yeah, they do, yeah.
Yeah, they do, yeah.
But oftentimes, the point of shows like that is, if we've got all the comedians doing that, they're not doing stand-up comedy.
You know?
They're playing some silly game, you know, so they're not doing stand-up comedy.
The point of the comedy industry, to me, appears to be, get comedians to do anything else apart from comedy.
Get them to do adverts, get them to do game shows, get them to do panels, get them to do anything else.
Apart from sitting down and saying, this is what's weird in the world.
Have you noticed this?
That's...
That's a good point.
Right.
While you're doing that, you're not doing your job.
Because there is a lot...
I don't know whether you've noticed.
There's a lot of weird stuff going on right now.
I have.
Why you'll never see me on the television?
Because I'll inform people.
Do you know?
That there's weird stuff going on.
That can't happen on the television.
The role of the television is the opposite of that, isn't it?
To convince you that there's no weird stuff going on.
It's all perfectly above board.
You're absolutely right.
Cliff High, who I used to listen to, but I think he makes me look like a normie.
He's so out there.
And Cliff is constantly saying in his predictions, which has never come true, His predictions, or they're not going to come true for another hundred years, whereas he's saying it's like next week.
He says things like, and my programming, my magical visionary seer device on my computer tells me that very soon now, the normies are going to start waking up to the utter absurdity of the stuff they read in the news.
They're going to look at this stuff and go...
He's saying that's going to happen soon?
Well, he's been saying it for the last...
Since I've been listening to him.
Right.
But it never seems to happen.
Even though it gets more absurd.
No.
I mean, is that ever going to happen?
I don't know.
I know some more people are receptive to chemtrail stuff now, I've noticed.
I think more people are starting.
No, it's not most people, but I think I know quite a few normal people who are like, yeah, I can see that.
You know what I'm saying?
People don't run sprinting from me when I say, you're not seeing that?
Because it's right there in front of your eyes, and people enjoy sunshine.
They enjoy, and they do notice.
Have you noticed?
Of course you've noticed.
We've had, like, at the time of recording this, we seem to have had about 10 days of unbroken blue skies.
Yeah.
All the norm is, it's like a memory wipe.
It's completely erased any doubts they might have had about the weather, because look, it's blue sky like we've always had.
Yeah, yeah.
Quick to forget, yeah.
But I noticed they were spraying around yesterday, but today's completely clear.
But interestingly, I had a thought on this, what you think about this, right?
So, you know what the excuse for it is, that these aeroplanes are so high up?
And that's why the Ward of Ava or whatever is happening.
But if you look up in England, sometimes you can see like 20 or 30 of these planes, right, like so high up.
So my question would be, okay, in order for a plane to hit cruising altitude of 30,000 feet or whatever it is, right, the planes don't fly like spaceships, right?
They gradually go up.
So why am I seeing geographically where Britain is?
Why are these planes all flying over us at cruising altitude?
If a plane takes off from Heathrow and is going to Spain, I'm not going to see it over Surrey at 40,000 feet.
It's going to take 45 minutes for that plane to reach that cruising altitude.
And there's no excuse for 20 or 30 planes to be at cruising altitude flying over Great Britain.
You see what I'm saying?
I do.
You know what I mean?
You have to fly for...
Hundreds of miles in one direction to hit that height.
Why are you over Britain going in all these directions?
Like, where are you flying from and to that you're over Britain at cruising altitude?
I like your theory, and I particularly like the attention to detail, the fact that you know how long it takes for a plane to reach cruising altitude.
How many miles?
That's very interesting.
Well, I've just been on holiday, just got on a plane.
And they were like, when we hit, like, Jersey or something, they're like, we're beginning our descent.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, right.
Where did you go, by the way?
That's how long it takes to get from up there to down there.
So that is kind of how long it takes to get from down there to up here.
So there is...
And by the way, when you get to the Canary Islands, there's no chemtrailing, really.
And I told my wife why.
I'm like, because you have any idea how obvious it would be?
There's no excuse for all these planes.
Like, where are these planes going to come from?
You know, there's not a chemtrailing facility in Lanzarote.
I don't know.
I've got some of my...
Viewers, listeners, followers who live in the Canary Islands and they say, yeah, they've been chemtraining us to buggery today.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I'm only using my limited experience of 10 days over there where I was like, I didn't see any.
So I was like, oh, maybe they're not doing it here, but maybe they are outside of peak season.
Yeah.
And was it all right?
Yeah.
I spotted one chemtraining player and you know me, I was looking at the sky like an absolute hawk.
One single plane with chemtrails I spotted.
And it was really overcast for the first four or five days.
There was clouds pretty much everywhere.
But I said to my wife, this is what a real overcast day feels like.
Because although there was clouds everywhere, there was little breaks in the clouds and little patches of blue.
You know what I mean?
And that was the first time I think we'd seen in a few years an actual overcast day that was just cloudy.
And it's nothing like what it is here when it's just...
I always tell people, oh, it's cloudy, is it?
Point to me the clouds.
Point to me the clouds if it's cloudy.
And they can't do it because there isn't a single cloud in the sky.
It's just a grey ceiling.
You know?
If it's cloudy, point for me three clouds.
You can't.
Because it's all just the same.
It's not...
And then when you get above it and the sun's shining when you're in a plane, you're like, oh, right.
It's actually a really sunny day up here.
Um, I...
Can I go for another pee?
Is that right?
Yeah, please.
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Okay.
See, basically, if I hadn't done that, I'd have had to rush the last bit.
I'd have been trying to get rid of you.
Thanks.
Actually, when you get older, I have to say, Alastair, you're a young stripling, but when you get older, what you find, even when you're not doing one of these health regimens where you're doing your Your detox and stuff.
What you find is that you don't need a pee, and then suddenly you need a pee so badly, you've got to stop right now and do it.
You haven't got that kind of...
Definitely do it in that case.
...bladder control.
It's suddenly become...
I'll take your word for it, James.
I will take your word for it.
I mean, you may be lucky.
You may not live that long.
You may not reach my old age.
See?
Maybe Jesus will return before that point.
We'll see.
It's all to play for.
Yeah.
So what were we talking about before I went?
We were talking about the...
M-Trails, Lanzarote.
We were talking about.
But you were saying that you know some people down there who say, oh, they are M-Trails.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which was surprising because I think it would be so blatant.
Like, wait a minute.
It's cloudy all the time in Lanzarote.
Like, you know, somewhere where it's usually sunny.
For it to then go...
Because you can get away with it here because people are just so programmed.
They're like, oh, it's England, mate.
It's cloudy.
It's like...
It's one of my bugbears.
It's called doing the enemy's work for them.
And normies are doing it all the time.
They are always explaining away anomalies in the way that the enemy wants them to do.
It's like...
The chemtrail one's so frustrating.
It's so frustrating.
It really is.
Because it means such a lot to people.
It's like, dude, you really want to live in just grey all the time?
You don't want to just man up a bit and say, yeah, this could be weird?
You want to just convince yourself?
Fine.
Fine.
I think it's the worst, actually.
The worst.
The worst, yeah.
Because you...
The feeling that we've been getting these last few days...
About this sense of sort of exaltation and just like, wow, this is just great.
I've been doing so much gardening.
Too much gardening.
I got gardening poisoning yesterday.
I actually had problems.
Well done.
When you get on a roll and you realise how many tasks need to be done before the sun sets.
And so you get really into it, and you go, all right, I'm going to load this chunk of this.
Huge bag of topsoil.
I'm going to put it in the wheelbarrow.
And then I'm going to go over to the wall garden and there's a pile of well-rotted horse manure.
I'm going to transport that back in the car.
And I'm going to unload that onto my new redesigned strawberry bed.
And oh, I haven't put enough topsoil on because I'm using the no-dig method.
And oh, I better get those strawberry plants in that I took out so I can put the cardboard and topsoil on.
I better plant them tonight because they're going to be all this stuff.
Sounds fun.
It strikes me that this is what we should be doing and this is what God wants us to do.
He likes it when we do stuff like garden.
He likes it when I ride a horse.
He really does.
Gardening is literally what he made us for.
Literally, isn't it?
Cultivate this garden.
Put us in a garden.
That's what our purpose was, to keep this garden going.
Yeah.
Gardening.
It feels good gardening, doesn't it?
You see, that's the thing.
I was having a discussion with a fellow Christian.
Laura Brett.
Okay, yeah.
Laura.
Very familiar.
We did a Psalms podcast.
Nice!
You should do a Psalms podcast sometime.
Only if you've got a particular Psalm that you've got a burning desire to talk about.
Otherwise, we can just do Alistair and James.
We were talking about a perennial concern of mine, which is how do you know that it's the voice of God speaking through you?
And not demons or not just kind of made up shit that you just kind of made up.
Yeah.
And I do notice that when you're a Christian, that the sort of the forces of darkness, Satan really wants you having stuff in your head, which is just designed to mess you up and make your life hard, you know, pretending to be a voice of kind of rectitude or whatever.
But you know when...
You know when God's speaking to you because it feels good.
It's calming.
It's reassuring.
It's uplifting.
There's no kind of malice in it.
He's not there going, you haven't done that.
He's much more like, do this, James, and you will feel much better.
Trust me on this.
I'm God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But have you noticed that?
Yeah, definitely.
My wife always says that to me.
She's like, when I'm like, does this from God, did it uplift you?
And it's always uplifting from God.
If it doesn't uplift you, then it's not from him.
You know what I mean?
It's always going to be, it's always going to uplift you or, you know, have that sort of an effect.
But yeah, I find I do struggle with that, with my mind just being cluttered with, you know, stuff that...
Is not of God.
Is a problem.
Because it's fairly...
It's not like sinful stuff, but just stuff that, you know, is just junk.
Spiritual junk.
You know?
I think football comes into that category.
Yes.
Think about it too much.
Great are the troubles of the righteous, but the Lord delivereth him out of all.
I mean, that's kind of the deal.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Do you know what I've started doing recently, actually?
My wife gave me this idea.
I've started taking one piece of scripture a day, right?
And then what you do is you say it out loud a hundred times.
And I've got a little clicker on my phone.
And I find that so much...
It's really working for me in that oftentimes you read the Bible for half an hour and you can't remember a single believing thing that you read after the end of it.
But this, you're just hammering these...
And also speaking the word of God is powerful.
You're speaking it into this space over and over again.
And it's really like, I'm really being able to memorize some scripture now, which I think is very, very handy.
The sword of the spirit, you know, and I think that's something you've got going on that is very good, that you can just pull this up.
There's, of course, the danger of pride creeping in where, yeah, I can block my scripture.
Yeah, that's definitely it.
That's definitely it as well.
But it is very consoling.
What's the one from Psalm 37 which I really, really like?
Oh, actually, one of the ones I like when I'm in the hunting season is what is it?
He keepeth all his bones so that not one of them is broken.
Nice, yeah.
Which is a prophetic reference to the crucifixion, where he doesn't get his legs broken by the...
Oh, yeah.
...he keepeth all his bones so that no one of them is broken.
But it doesn't have much of a general sort of use thing, whereas delight thou in the Lord, and he shall give thee thy heart's desire.
Oh, yes.
Isn't that great?
It's a good one.
It's such a good one.
It's such a good one, and it really means a lot, that one.
People think that when you believe in God, it's like, God's going to give me everything that I want.
It's like, no, no, no, it's very specific the way around that one is.
It's like, delight in the Lord, and he'll give you all the heart to die.
So if you want what God wants for you, you get it all the time.
That's the way to get what you want, is to delight in God and want what God wants you to have, and you always get it.
That's the way to be happy.
It's to have all your heart's desires.
It's to change what your heart desires to what God wants for you.
I mean, this has been sort of part of the theme of this particular podcast, that I think what the non-Christians don't get and never will get until they experience it for themselves.
And all they've got to do is just say, please, you know, ask Jesus and he'll give it to them.
Is this thing that you get given all sorts of treats by God when you follow his path?
And I think, are Christians coy about this?
Or maybe a lot of Christians aren't properly on board with Christianity.
They just think that you've just got to go to church and be like a nice social worker.
But it seems to me that this supernatural bit, this relationship you have with God, is key.
I mean, without it, what's the point?
Yeah.
It's the only important thing, really, is your relationship with God.
And it is, you know, a relationship with God.
It's not.
It's a daily...
Relationship that you have with God that is important on and is where your joy comes from.
And I think it's especially beneficial in today's world is to have that.
I feel so at peace in today's horrible, evil world, even though I know more about the horrible evilness of the world than most people, yet because I know that God is with me and...
His only things are happening to me that he allows to happen.
I'm so chilled and upbeat about, you know, living in this time that that's the kind of peace that only comes from knowing that God is in control.
Because if you don't know that in today's time, I can't imagine how stressful that must be, you know, listening to people like us.
Yes, I would be...
Well, you'd be blackpilled, wouldn't you?
Yeah, that's it.
And I don't know.
I don't know how...
That's not really a sustainable position.
How could you not sort of get...
Well, suicidal, actually.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't...
I don't...
I'm not sure, but I'm sure.
And it's...
How do you not produce the sort of depressing comms if you're, you know, in that sort of headspace?
You know?
Yes, but the thing that the black pill people get pissed off with us white pill people over is they say, yeah, but you're Christians, you just think God's going to sort it all out and you don't have to do anything.
That's right, yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, sorry, what is your plan for destroying the thousand-year-old paedophile cult that runs the entire world and everything in it?
You know, what are you going to do about it?
You know what I mean?
Like, what's your...
You know, how are you going to take this thing down?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you not realise that you need God's help to live down here?
Yeah.
One of my favourite people I follow on Twitter, Legal Man.
Okay.
Oh, he's great.
You can't do that.
You can't retweet him anymore because he's done that thing where you kind of opt out.
But he's really, really just bleak.
All those people who say like, yeah, RFK Jr.
Now he's in charge of health.
He's going to fight the vaccines.
I hate popping those people's balloons.
It's like...
Because they get so annoyed at you.
Right?
But that's kind of what we're talking about.
Isn't that fun though?
Yeah, I mean, kind of.
Kind of.
You know, you become just sort of like...
Someone like me who makes YouTube videos, okay?
You become just kind of one...
Direction, sort of, you know, every video is like, and the answer is Jesus, and there's no saviour apart from him.
But it's the case, you know?
I can't chop that up any other way for you.
You know what I mean?
I'm so sorry.
I get so many people like, oh, I'm not following you anymore, because all you talk about, the answer is Jesus.
Like, well, sorry, dude, but that's what it is.
You know, I'm not going to change, you know?
You know?
Sorry, it's what I've got, you know?
I just tell people what I think the truth is, and that's it.
I think I'm going to have to be more like that, actually.
Because it's kind of my view, but I sometimes try and make excuses or whatever.
But, like, yeah, I do my bit.
It's like an information war as well.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it is.
It is.
But having the information without spiritually having God on your side isn't going to bloody help you.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
More the opposite.
Before we go, I want you, because I sometimes treat you like my sort of father confessor.
Because you're quite good at this stuff.
Okay.
So yesterday, I was tempted.
I was sorely tempted because some good news had happened.
Yeah.
Which was that the Labour MP, who's...
Foremost among the animal rights Nazis who want to ban fox hunting, ban hunting, had been very, very sadly, Alistair, very, very sadly, been arrested as a rapist and a pedophile.
No way.
And the sore temptation in my heart, I just wanted to tweet about this and say something like really, really gutted to see that...
Labour's foremost animal rights campaigner has been arrested for rape and paedophile.
I can see why that would be tempting, yeah.
And I just want to know, what do you think my position...
I mean, I didn't do it because I thought, God doesn't like you.
And it's Sunday as well.
And God doesn't like you exulting in the misfortunes, even of your enemies.
But what do you think?
What should I have done?
I mean, technically, you should probably...
Pray for that person to find Jesus would be the best thing you could do for them.
You know, the Peter Farley rapist guy that you don't like.
You're supposed to pray for your enemies.
That's not really forgivable.
Well, I'm just saying what you should do.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
So you probably should do that.
But, you know, I understand the temptation to, I have to, you know, constantly rein myself back in from, you know, like...
Russell Brand's another good example.
You know, I don't want to be like, I told you so, or whatever, but you know what I mean?
You just have to do it.
Is there a fundamental conflict between being a good Christian and being a snarky, piss-takey...
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
But, you know, it's a line I've got to tread.
Yeah.
Do you know what I found particularly hard recently?
It's talking about this sexualisation of children in the music industry, right?
So I'm writing comedy about that.
Trying to do that without swearing is so hard because I'm trying to sort of satire these songs without using the F word and without using gratuitous sexual violence.
It's hard to satirise this music.
So I do find that very difficult sometimes.
Not swearing during stand-up comedy sometimes, because sometimes these swear words are the funniest word.
Are you finding you're getting through it?
Well, I only really do these materials at my nights that I do with Tanya.
Next one's coming up May 3rd.
Get tickets online right now.
Where everyone in the audience is on our page.
These evenings, I can just uncork on, you know, chemtrails and the predators in the music industry and just know that this is an audience of people who are ready to hear this stuff.
You know, on a regular Saturday night, if I'm booked on a mixed bill, I can't start launching into the moon landing or, you know, any other stuff because, you know, it's a psychological grenade into these...
Turbo normies head.
And, you know, they're just not ready for this.
You know, they're certainly not ready to.
What are they ready for?
Seeds.
You can plant seeds.
You know, for example, during the vaccination period, I would, I was able to get audiences of people to laugh about the fact where I would take the mickey out of them.
I was like, you all just got vaccinated.
Go on holiday.
All right.
And they, they all laugh.
And I'll be like, oh, I'm helping the elderly.
I'm like, were you helping the elderly from Tenerife, mate?
Oh, you were, yeah.
You know, they'll all laugh at that, because it's like, it's true, and they're all like, yeah, yeah, all right.
Because that's part of the psyop that's implanted in their head.
They don't mind laughing at that.
They don't mind laughing.
So you plant that seed, then that's where I'll look to go.
I'm looking for, how can I just plant a little seed here for you to see that you've been conned a little bit, and then you can grow it out from there.
You know, so I'm looking to plant the seed in there, but you've got to, with experience, you know, okay, you can go too far.
Do you sort of sense, do you use your antennae to suss out what the audience are, where they are, and then move in accordingly?
No, I just mow in.
There's little bits I have in my set, like I've got a bit in my set where I talk about pronouns.
Where I go right in on the they-them nonsense, and I can tell when I start talking about it.
Like, sometimes I might get to a venue, and there'll be, like, gender-neutral toilets, and I'll be like, oh, maybe I'll leave that bit out.
You know what I mean?
It's like, okay.
Or I'll get to the first joke in the series of six, and it's just kind of like, oh, they're terrified.
I'm like, okay, I'll cut that short here.
But generally, I blast people with that now.
I've made that bit so funny now.
It's like, I can take an audience of normies and I can get you laughing about somebody using they-them pronouns, even if there's someone in the audience with blue hair who's clearly on that side of it, you know?
But would you, in terms of other topics, would you cover dinosaurs?
Cover what?
Dinosaurs.
I lost the bit.
You know, you went...
Just at the bit where you said the topic.
Sort of areas...
Conspiracy areas to take them into.
Would you do dinosaurs?
Yeah, I'm desperate to do it.
At my next night, May 3rd, with Tanya, tickets available online, May 3rd, Top Secret Comedy London, I'm going to do...
I've got a bit about dinosaurs that I've been working on, about how, you know, we have so much information on dinosaurs that just makes me sceptical.
Like, how did we know...
You know how they know so much about dinosaurs?
Yeah, they've got feathers, apparently.
Beautiful, coloured feathers.
Raptors hunted in packs and they were super intelligent.
It's like you got all this from bones.
You know what I mean?
Like, did you find a fossil of them playing chess?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, how do you...
And then when you say, when was Jesus born?
They're like, oh, nobody knows for sure.
It's like, wait a minute.
You know that the Diplodocus went swimming up to its neck.
That's billions of years ago.
But no one's really sure whether Jesus was crucified.
Like, piss off.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
And the moon landing is the next one that I want to really go for.
Are they ready?
I've not actually tried this stuff yet.
I found a detail that I like, which is that if you watch the clip where he's talking to the astronauts on the phone, the president, whoever it is.
He's doing it on a landline.
He's literally...
I'm like, wait a minute!
Where is that line going?
You know what I mean?
If you actually stop and think about it, just little bits like that.
And the fact that...
What blows my mind is not only did they go to the moon, right?
So you're asking me to believe that they went to the moon.
Not only did they go to the moon, but when they got there, okay, they live-streamed it.
Right?
60 years before live-stream was a thing.
So not only did they go to the moon, you're telling me they set up a TV station.
On the moon, in zero gravity, with no mains electricity, and they got it to work within 20 minutes, and it's just, when you actually stop to think about the details like that, the fact that there was live footage is preposterous.
The moon is quite high up.
I mean, it's like doing it from a really high mountain, so there's no interference.
Is there?
I'm sorry, there's no interference, is that what you said?
Yeah, yeah.
There's no, because, like...
Okay, so if you went on top of Everest, there'd be no hills in the way to block the reception.
So if you're on the moon, which is miles away, you're going to get really good signal.
How did you even press the keys on a laptop or whatever?
You know what I mean?
There must have been some...
You know, you must have had to type something and you're doing it all like this with a big space suit on.
Like, there's no way you set up a live stream.
You're right.
On the moon.
You know?
And it just went off without a hitch and everyone's watching it live.
It's like, that is so ridiculous.
Do you know the size of the equipment you'd need to broadcast a television signal from the moon to the earth?
And you're doing this without electricity, with battery-operated stuff.
It's literally for children, this.
I can see some good material there.
I just...
I know I said I was going to end, but the one thing that depressed me this week...
Yeah.
So, you know all the stuff that's been coming out about...
They've released the files on the Kennedy assassination, and they've just...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
80,000 pages, and I think it's called Flooding the Zone, where they put out so much information that essentially you're none the wiser.
In fact, you're more stupid than when you started.
Anyway.
Yeah.
The Spectator, Douglas Murray.
Did an article in The Spectator saying that all this stuff was a load of nonsense.
It was obvious that Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald and everyone knew this.
And I was thinking, oh, Spectator.
Oh, Gove.
Oh, Murray.
You have seriously miscalculated here.
Even normies.
Now, every normie in town knows that Kennedy was not killed by a lone gunman.
And you're going to get shredded for this.
It's going to be like, so you've really miscalculated.
So I look up online.
And I look at the comments.
And no.
They're all like...
They kind of agree with the piece, or they might pick a few holes in it, but essentially they think that the idea that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't shoot Kennedy is one of those conspiracy theories that really sensible people shouldn't be engaging with.
And I was thinking...
Interesting.
That's where...
Of course we know online is all controlled by...
The comments are often controlled by the intelligence agencies anyway, bots or whatever.
But if that really is a measure of how far the normies are to waking up, we are in serious trouble.
I mean, they're not ever going to wake up.
I mean, unless the plan is to completely reveal the beast system and then...
Oh, I think so.
I find that interesting.
You know, that is where I would guess we're being shepherded.
Slowly, slowly, there'll be more people like us until the point where, you know, everyone will wake up that there is this horrible evil system and then it'll be replaced by something worse that is the false Jesus, you know, the human being that will fix the world and get rid of all the religion.
And he's going to be really popular.
And everyone's going to think he's amazing.
Yeah.
And amongst Christians, people like me will be the freaks who are like, oh my gosh, that conspiracy theorist, Alistair, doesn't even like the new guy.
Yes.
Satan.
You know what I mean?
Oh, totally.
That's why all these kind of Christian bloggers are being set, everyone's talking about God suddenly.
Lost that one, sorry.
It's why so many of the alternative bloggers are talking about God.
Alternative bloggers, God.
I've got three words.
Alternative bloggers or people like, well, Russell Brand is an obvious one.
All these celebrities discovering Christianity, they're setting us up for the next fail stage.
Yeah, I got 5% of that.
I think whatever you're saying is really important because all of a sudden I'm losing the connection.
But I think we're driving at the same thing here where it's like all of a sudden...
All of these people that we know are enemy agents are just talking about Jesus, and they're talking about Christianity, and you know what I mean?
Because it's the real thing.
It's important.
That's why so much of celebrity culture as well is always Bible-related, you know, unholy.
So much of the music industry is demon-based.
You know, it's actually important.
If this stuff was really made up nonsense, they'd just ignore it.
It would never be.
But there's real power there.
That's why the enemy is so fixated on it.
Tell us why.
I mean, tell us where your show is and where you can find all your stuff.
Great, because this is super important, this one.
It's the last one we're doing in London.
It's at Top Secret Comedy Club on May.
I've got this written down because whenever I promote this, you know, I usually get it wrong and Tony gets annoyed about that, which is fair, which is fair.
But May the 3rd, Top Secret Comedy Club.
In London.
Oh, I remember where I wrote this down.
I remember where I wrote this down.
At five o 'clock.
So, tickets are available online.
I'm sure there's a link or something that we can add or something or whatever.
Can we, James?
Can we add a link?
Yes, we can.
Yeah, yeah.
People to get this because we're only doing one more of these and they've all sold out.
So, it's a great event.
There's like 330 people that come to watch me and Tanya.
You get to watch both me and Tanya.
We do...
An hour of awake comedy.
So the type of comedy you don't see anywhere else.
And then we all go for a drink at the pub afterwards.
It's a very, very, very, very good time.
And it's the place where I get to do my new material.
So stuff, people that have seen me before can come to this.
So that's a Saturday?
Saturday, 3rd of May, 5 o 'clock.
That'll be really good.
Yes!
It always is.
They're always sold out.
They're fantastic events.
I get people who are like, I've come over from Ireland, I've come down from Leeds, etc, etc.
So...
If you're not London-based, don't think, oh, I'm not coming because I'm not in London.
It's like, no, no, come.
But if it's already sold out, why are you...
No, no, no.
The last three we've done have all sold out.
This one is not sold out.
This one, there's lots of tickets for people to get.
That could have been embarrassing, couldn't it?
I know, I know.
I'm glad you clarified.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, they always sell out.
We've sold every single one out that we've done, and it's the biggest comedy club in London.
It's 330 seat capacity, and we always sell it out.
So...
I want people to come.
Do you know who my next podcast guest is after you?
Go on.
Tanya Edwards.
Is it actually?
It's going to be a double plug.
Great.
Great.
In fact, I've probably stolen all your...
I will have stolen all your best humour.
It will have all been exhausted in my podcast.
Sorry.
I'll come up with something else.
Thanks for asking though, James.
That is important to plug that.
Oh, and also, please plug your...
What platform are you on?
You know, your Sunday show?
No, you can find me on Rumble, Alistair Williams.
You can find me on YouTube.
Alistair Williams is band, is the name of my channel on there.
So I do post loads of stuff there, so you can find me on there.
You can find me on Locals, you know, that sort of thing.
Get in there.
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