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Welcome back, Elizabeth Nixon.
Welcome back to the Delling Pod.
It seems like only yesterday when you were here last, talking about...
What were we talking about?
I can't remember.
No.
I know it was June, but that's it.
Oh, wait a minute.
We were talking about MKUltra and...
Oh, Canada and your upbringing and your sort of tangential relationship with the Illuminati.
Yeah.
Yes.
Your class relationship.
Yes, that's right.
Yeah.
I was inspired to invite you back so soon by a most excellent piece you wrote on Substack which said stuff that I had expected to see everywhere.
Yeah.
I mean, you've been talking about P. Diddy, which we'll go into in a minute.
Every time I say the name P. Diddy, I feel uncomfortable.
It seems like the most stupid name anyone could ever invent for themselves.
I mean, even more than that squiggle symbol that Prince chose for himself.
P. Diddy, it's a stupid name.
It demeans you every time you use it.
But anyway...
I think that's part of it.
Oh, is it?
You can talk about this.
So...
Here's the thing that puzzles me.
I occasionally glance across the breakfast table and I can't help but see the copy of the newspaper that my wife insists on reading.
And there's a kind of, there's an arts section to this and it's full of Articles of the kind that I used to write, which is sort of celebrity interviews and stuff.
And it's all the same thing.
I mean, actually, whether it's interviews in the arts pages or whether it's showbiz stories creeping into the newspaper, the main section, everything that you see in the media creates this perception that Celebrities,
actors and musicians are groovy people whose opinions we should care for, whose lifestyles we should emulate and who, frankly, we should look up to and feel privileged to have them deigning to speak to us from their perspective.
from their pedestals because they're just the greatest people and then simultaneously you've got this story sort of really emerging mainly in the the sort of alternative media and and stuff and it seems to be showing that these people that we're supposed to idolize and admire are Only got where they are by engaging in the most hideous satanic
rituals, frankly.
And what I don't get is this kind of, this parallel world that one has to live in, where on the one hand one knows what goes on at PDD parties.
On the other hand, the media is still promoting these scumbags as people whose opinions we should care for.
What's going on?
Well, it's a giant industry and they can't lose it.
So I think they're just going to protect as much as possible.
I can see...
I follow it on TikTok because the people...
They're ordinary people or people who've been involved in the Hollywood scene.
And they report their experiences with it, some of which are terrifying.
And so that seems to be more real.
But what TikTok is doing is it's censoring them out.
So there's fewer and fewer of them.
And if I save some, and I do save them, they get deleted.
By the program.
So I think they're trying to, just like with Epstein, they're trying to protect them as much as possible.
I guess what happened with P. Diddy was there was just too many reports.
And I don't know, I suspect you don't agree with me, but I do think that there are white hats in the Justice Department in the states that maybe...
Took a decision that they were just going to prosecute.
Do you want to tell you something interesting before you go on?
Do you know where the word white hat comes from?
No.
White hat is used by Freemasons to describe somebody who's reached the 33rd degree.
Ew!
They wear white hats.
I bet you didn't know that.
God, they're everywhere, aren't they?
They're everywhere.
You know, the men in my family were all Masons.
All of them.
And in mine.
Yeah.
So they said...
But they weren't 33rd degree.
So they weren't evil, I don't think, but it seems unlikely.
But they were all Masons, every single damned one of them.
I even think my father, who didn't join anything, was a Mason because he had to be.
Otherwise, you know, you weren't invited to, you weren't given economic opportunities for Yeah, that makes sense.
I suppose, look, I've been wondering who I was going to talk to about P. Diddy, the whole, not just P. Diddy, but the whole, you know, Jay-Z and all the others, and actually Simon Cowell as well.
And my sort of initial...
Instinct was that I should find some, I don't know, some alternative media, like showbiz person, some groovy young person that one hasn't heard of before, but there's bound to be one.
But actually, I think it's much better getting you to talk about it, because, I mean, you are old school people.
Old school mainstream media.
You were European editor?
Bureau chief.
Bureau chief of time.
Life.
Life, sorry, yeah.
Same difference.
You see how carefully I've done my...
I did my research for the last one of life, but...
I mean, you're one of the few people out there who can share my mix of disgust and bewilderment that the industry I worked in and believed in is yet running cover for these people.
Yeah.
That's what they do.
I mean, there's no question of it.
I mean, from what I can tell, the lawsuits that are coming forward, there was one yesterday that was reported by ABC in Chicago that Diddy raped a 13-year-old girl and she's after damages.
There are...
What is it?
There's 130 plaintiffs in a case out of Florida with a very serious lawyer attached.
They say that there are going to be arrests coming soon of...
Pretty much everybody says Jay-Z is much more wicked than P. Diddy and somebody else was pulling Diddy's strings and in fact there are CIA people on On these short videos who are saying that Diddy didn't do any of this.
It was all planned for him.
There were teams of people who ran these parties, who told him who to invite, who staged the whole thing.
And that he was just really a factotum with a really, really, really bad sex addiction.
I mean...
Okay.
Can we just take it...
Okay.
Just let me say, you know, we talked about George Michael last time.
And when I met George Michael, he was at the beginning of his career.
And he was this...
He was still so innocent.
He was this sweet-faced kid who was worried about his appearance, and he was awkward, and he had this fresh face.
And ten years later, he looked like he'd Emerge from the pit of hell.
So I think what they do is they grab these people at the moment that they are emerging and they corrupt them.
And they pull them in and they turn them into monsters.
Via their sexuality and with drugs.
So that room full of baby oil was filled with the date rape drug so that it would be absorbed through people's skin.
You see what I mean?
So they would just pull them into these things and tell them, well, this is how you make a hundred million dollars.
This is how you make half a billion dollars.
Leonardo DiCaprio has fled to Europe because he was one of the principal participants at those parties.
Jay-Z and Beyonce are thinking of moving to Europe.
Lucky you!
So, there are lists of people that everybody is expecting Oprah to be.
It seems almost impossible, but it's quite clear that she was part of the procurement industry that they run.
Also, when I was in New York, before I moved to London, we had a lot of friends who were in Hollywood and I had gone to Hollywood from the Village Voice or the New York Times who had been picked up and they were making $100,000 a script and it was, you know, all very lush.
So you go out there.
It was so innocent.
So this was a...
I was just out of grad school.
It was like the 80s, the mid 80s.
It was still very, very innocent.
This has all happened in the last...
Not that it wasn't going on before, but that it became an industrial scale of rape and murder and child rape and child trafficking.
That began in, I think, the 90s, around the time that George Michael went dark.
That's my opinion about it in terms of a timescale from...
My experience interviewing celeb movie stars and, you know, knowing people in Hollywood when I was a kid.
But how can you know?
How can I know that they weren't raping children on an industrial scale when I was hanging around at the Chateau Marmont?
It just didn't look like that from my perspective.
It looked sort of awkward and provincial and, you know, I think it's recent.
I mean, not that it wasn't going on, that it maxed out.
It's just in the last 20 or 30 years.
So, okay.
Um...
I think you are being sweetly innocent, Elizabeth.
I tell you why.
Look, I'm not saying anything about Tom Hanks' private life.
All I'm saying is that I spent an hour interviewing Tom Hanks once.
Oh, did you?
And I thought he was the nicest guy you could ever meet.
Now, some would say that I was...
Incredibly naive or gullible.
Some would say, well, he's an actor.
That's his job.
Tom Hanks' job, his public face, is to act nice.
And all the roles he plays are kind of nice in some way.
They're heroic, but they're also nice.
And that's what he does.
And that's what these people do.
I don't think you can trust any of them.
I mean, for example, you could look at the...
The movie actors of the 60s.
Of the late 60s.
The people who were in Easy Rider, say.
Oh, I see.
The Warren Beatty crowd.
That crowd.
You're not telling me that Warren Beatty is outside this system that we're talking about.
Some of these people haven't even got birth certificates.
They come from the same backgrounds that all the fake pop stars did in the West Coast music, the Laurel Canyon music scene.
They're from...
CIA, US Naval Intelligence.
Yes.
And then you look at what's the, you know, the American actor that we all love appears in that Christmas movie that everyone likes.
My brain's gone blank.
You know him.
He served in the US Air Force in the war.
Yeah.
Jimmy Stewart?
What?
Jimmy Stewart?
Yeah, Jimmy Stewart.
Yeah?
Jimmy Stewart.
I've seen early photographs...
Of promo photographs of Jimmy Stewart, you can Google it, with his doing the one-eye illuminati thing.
So, and you think about the fact, because occasionally things break out, don't they?
Sometimes there's a sort of brief revelation of the method.
Fatty Arbuckle.
Fatty Arbuckle was what, the 1930s?
Yeah.
And you think about the scene surrounding Walt Disney, Satanist.
I don't know.
I think this stuff has gone on since forever and that Hollywood is just fundamentally evil.
Yeah, I can't disagree with you on that.
I had an experience with Warren Bedia.
A lot of my friends had sex with him.
I was working for Arthur Penn.
Do you remember who that is?
He directed Bonnie and Clyde.
Yes!
I like that movie.
So he was an American auteur.
So I was just his assistant.
So every time Warren came to town, Arthur would get very, very excited and sort of turn up.
And...
And so he told me to take a script over to Warren.
Warren had met me just in passing, working for Arthur.
So I took the script over to the Ritz on Central Park South, and I went up to his room.
I knocked on the door, and he opened it, and he was dressed in a white terrycloth dressing gown that just about covered his crotch.
And that was all.
And behind him, I could see a bed tossed with white sheets.
And he said, well, thanks.
Come on in.
And I said, oh, no, I can't, I can't, I can't.
And I took off.
I ran down the hall at top speed.
And you know what he tried to do to me?
He tried to get Arthur to fire me after that.
Just for not putting out when he wanted it.
Yeah.
That's extraordinary.
Yeah.
And, you know, I was...
Well, I probably looked about...
14, you know, at that stage in my life.
So, obviously, I was a desirable object.
But, yeah, I mean, I just never got out of a hotel so fast.
And I also, as an exhibit B or C, I present to you, Julie Garland wrote about this when she went with her mother to, when she was about 13, She went to meet some top Hollywood producers.
And it was clear that they were trying to shag Judy Garland, 13-year-old Judy Garland.
So I just...
Anyway.
Shirley Temple, too.
Apparently it's all coded through her autobiography, what happened to her.
Yeah, I think they did it to all the...
And that's why everybody goes crazy.
That's why Judy Garland ended up on drugs, and all of them just sort of...
You either become a predator or you're prey and you decompensate and die horribly, right?
That seems to be the path.
Yeah, right.
I just want Jay-Z and Beyoncé and Oprah to go down.
That's like my wish list.
That's my wish list.
Yeah, yeah.
There's an English journalist I know.
I'm not going to mention his name.
But I remember him writing a piece in a prominent newspaper or magazine, I forget which, in praise of Beyoncé, praising about her Christianity.
You're talking about her Christianity and stuff.
And I just kind of, I hope he feels embarrassed about this piece of crap that he wrote.
Because it's just, in the same way all those people who've penned articles in praise of Taylor Swift and her positive influence, if she's a she, his or her positive influence on girls.
I mean, this is a creature that has girls at his or her concerts shouting in unison, fuck the patriarchy.
You know, this is not what pop stars should be telling 11, 12, 13-year-old girls.
It's just, like, completely wrong.
But, I mean, that's the least of the terrible things that this lot do.
Can we just take a step back a second, Elizabeth?
Imagine, not quite like I come from Mars, I don't believe in, by the way, I don't believe in the planets, but...
As if I was slightly out of touch, can you explain to me what the P. Diddy business is and how it came to vaguely the public realm?
Before he was arrested?
Well, just to...
Okay, so P. Diddy...
Was a rapper, originally called Sean Coons.
He was a party guy.
I mean, he had white parties in the Hamptons every summer that everybody went to.
And he was a party guy in Miami, and he was a party guy in LA, and he had these massive houses.
Did you ever meet him?
No, no.
That was after my time.
I was out of that world by the time rap came along.
I mean, to tell you the truth, James, this is what I think is going to happen.
When I watch television or Netflix, which is not that often...
A lot of the background music now is rap, right?
If you listen to it, it's all that pounding, basic beat.
I think that is going to be identified as disgusting.
I think all of these people are going to be identified by...
Consumers as revolting in the extreme, and I think it's already happening.
You can tell now by even the polling for Trump and for the people running in Canada that Gen Z is shifting rights.
And they're shifting away from sort of the overt sexualization of the culture.
They're shifting away from party culture.
That's what the statistics are telling us.
And it's a large margin.
It's 60%.
It's 65%.
So to me, those are the early adopters of the new culture.
And I think this P. Diddy thing, I think they're trying to stop it.
I think they're going to try to suppress as much as they can the participants in those parties.
But If you listen to people listing off the participants, and everybody knows because a lot of people were working at those parties, and they are all online, and they're all trading this information.
It's like this thing that's rising like a miasma from a swamp of Of revulsion and disgust.
Everybody knows about trafficked children now.
I mean, no matter how much our old employers try to suppress it, it's everywhere.
It's in the air that this is happening.
And I think it's inevitable.
I think in the next five years, also, Hollywood is failing.
Right?
Their productions are down 60% across the board this year in the US. 60% down is an industry in extreme distress.
Yes.
Because they've lost a good half of their audience.
So all conservatives in the States, and we're at least 55-60%, have just turned it off.
They just turned it off.
So they've lost their audience.
Is that, when you say Hollywood, I mean, Does that include stuff like Amazon Prime and Netflix?
Have they all migrated?
Yes, their production is down 60%.
All of them, Disney, Netflix, Amazon, Paramount, all of them, they are floundering because they're not getting...
The eyeballs that they need.
People aren't turning up at movie theaters.
I mean, it's almost an event to go to a movie now once a year.
I think the industry is, well, actually, this is from actual reporting from actual screenwriters and producers and, you know, below the line personnel.
They're desperate for money because their industry is dying.
So set decorators, production designers, makeup people, all cinematographers, writers, they're all on TikTok begging for work.
And they're saying, we don't...
People say, okay, we've got to survive until 25.
But now they're saying we've got to find other ways of working.
We've got to go independent.
So I think on balance, and I know that I'm a lot more hopeful than you because I'm too...
I'm too scared to not be hopeful.
Um, I think that the industry over the next five years is going to transform.
And I think that this overt sexualization of the culture is going to die because people are disgusted by it.
So, you know, the, the P Diddy arrest is part of it.
Um, Whether the still virtuous people in the Justice Department decided to actually do something about this, that there were just too many complaints, there were too many charges.
There was one...
A woman who came out of the woodwork last week, she described in excruciating detail what happened to her with Diddy.
I think she was maybe, I think she was 16 at the time.
And she was heavily drugged.
She was gang raped by these people.
And she woke up and walked outside into the garden and he apparently said to her, I'm surprised you can walk.
I gave you so many drugs that I can't believe that you can walk.
I mean, he made a joke out of it.
And she accused him in front of everybody that, you know, you raped me and you raped me and you raped me.
And she said initially what they tried to do was buy her off.
He said, okay, we'll pay you.
And somebody at that party let her into the street where she called the police department and the sheriff and they showed up.
Oh, I know.
A neighbor called.
So three police departments refused to prosecute this and just told her to go away.
We can't do anything and so on and so forth.
So she went the private route.
And that apparently is the most...
It's a detailed account of what went on there.
Although, I guess you've probably listened to Ali Carter.
Have you listened to Ali Carter?
Are those the ones that you put up on your substack?
I looked at some of those.
Yes, yes.
So she was a 15-year-old and had been basically a sex slave since she was eight because her drug addict mother pimped her out and she fell into this netherworld.
And so she is...
She's on the run with her adopted mother who's white and is a clear, you know, she's clearly a working class white woman who has got the bit between her teeth and she's going to protect this girl and get her story out no matter what.
And they just spend their time driving from place to place to place because anytime they turn up anywhere like a hotel or a Walmart, They're immediately found.
Because...
I mean, with all of this, you have to say, well, okay, that's interesting.
Maybe it's just a story, but...
It's a story that is completely unusual and original.
So when you listen to these people talk about what happened to her, you can't help but say that is maybe true.
So what happened to Ali Carter and how she escaped that she was...
Taken down into the tunnels under LA through the Getty Museum.
Now, I've heard many times that there are tunnel accesses in the Getty, which makes sense because it's a new museum.
And they go to every celebrity house, including B. Diddy, and they are used to channel...
She called herself a party favor.
So the party favors were kids.
They were 14-year-olds.
They were 13-year-olds.
They were completely in the thrall of their pimps.
So she managed to escape from that world because there was an earthquake and everything went crazy.
And she was at a celebrity's house in the driveway and she and her best friend just ran.
And somehow they got out, they found help, and they disappeared from that whole world and started to rehabilitate themselves, at which point she was at the age of...
16, adopted by a white woman.
So she went through the shelter system and became a Christian and spent her working life helping other kids like her, of which there are apparently thousands and thousands in Los Angeles.
So when Tucker Carlson interviewed Roseanne, you know who she is?
Yeah.
Okay, so Roseanne had several nervous breakdowns over the course of her career, and she said when she was in The mental hospital, it was all filled with kids who had been victims of this regime that was happening.
So that you would have, in terms of victim status, you'd have people like Allie Carter at the beginning, at the very bottom, who were nobodies, who had fallen through the cracks, who were available to be killed for a price.
That's what Allie Carter said.
Her pimp was in the process of selling her to Russia, and the reason that she was being sold for so much money was that she would be used and then killed.
In a ritual, I guess, a satanic ritual.
So they had these kids at the bottom, and then there were all the young hopefuls who had gone to Los Angeles to build a career in the film industry, which, you know, at this point, every mother on the planet should stop them.
I can't believe that at one point one of my...
Granddaughters was so beautiful and I thought, you know, maybe I could get her.
I have friends in Hollywood and I could get her an agent.
I mean, you know, she's in a university in the most obscure city in Canada and I don't want her anywhere else.
You know, I want them obscure, lost, studying, hard stuff, like mathy stuff.
Yeah.
Anyway, so there were all these kids that would come to Hollywood, whether they're influencers or wanted to be actresses or models or whatever, and they'd just be taken and ruined.
So that was like a one step up.
You take an innocent with a provenance, with a heritage and a family, and you just destroy her.
And that was particularly pleasurable for these people.
And then there were the Predators and, you know, there are lists of them going around and they're, you know, all the guys, all the people that you can imagine.
Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and then hundreds and hundreds of executives in the music industry.
They have university presidents in these.
On these lists, all kinds of senior bureaucrats are on these lists.
Yeah, policemen, I'm sure.
All kinds of politicians.
So it was a blackmail operation.
Somebody in the CIA called Diddy a blackmail bank.
That's what he was.
He was a black male bank.
So he was in some ways the black version of Jeffrey Epstein.
Yes, exactly.
Except, of course, it wasn't just black rappers who came to his parties.
No.
I mean, the rap world definitely had that covered, but loads of Hollywood stars.
Oh, all kinds of them.
I mean, and he would actively solicit and seduce because he was apparently so charming.
I mean, he was like Warren Beatty.
If you got into Warren Beatty's tractor beam, you were lost, right?
You were just...
Which is why I ran so fast.
So are you saying, did he have great personal charm?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Interesting.
And when he wanted to seduce you, he would give you the world.
I mean, there were part times in my life, if somebody bought me something extravagant, I was just, you know?
Right?
Yeah.
Girls.
You have that weak spot, don't you?
Yeah, we sure do.
So, did he...
Okay, so he was the kind of the low-level...
He was sort of the front man.
But behind the scenes, you're suggesting that Jay-Z... Yeah.
I mean, I remember there were...
Back in the day, you used to read articles about the relative wealth of the different rappers, and it was astonishing how much Jay-Z was worth.
He'd made far more than even Kanye West, who I think is the better rapper for what that's worth.
But at the time, it was explained away that he had a great clothing line, but it never made...
He sold a lot of clothes, a lot of hats, a lot of...
A lot of baseball caps and oversized shirts.
I mean, we don't know, do we?
But a lot of these people...
And we have to be very clear that this is all speculation.
Yeah, speculation.
I mean, the rumour now is that every time Beyonce goes out on tour, some major star is sacrificed.
So Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and there's another one, every major tour.
She's that powerful in terms of...
That's what they say.
Yeah.
I wonder how...
I wonder how that works.
Well, in the Illuminati, within this Illuminati, there are mothers of darkness and they are all powerful.
And so she probably is.
She's probably the mother of darkness in Hollywood, which means that she requires blood sacrifice.
And They say that any female artist that comes up, Jay-Z will either suppress their work or have them killed.
So that Rihanna's most successful Album was suppressed, and that's one of the reasons why she quit the music industry, is that she can't get anything past Jay-Z because Jay-Z wants Beyoncé to be the only one.
Crikey!
I mean, this sounds, like, implausible.
Where do you get this stuff from?
TikTok.
Yeah, you see, that's the thing.
I don't know how to use TikTok, but...
It is an amazing resource.
You can find out anything on TikTok or Reddit, but TikTok's better because you can see the face of the person reporting and judge.
You can immediately tell when something's AI. You can immediately tell if it's professional.
So celebrities on TikTok are just, like, ignored because they're too practiced, they're too glossy, there's too much makeup.
So the people want the face of real people.
It's like this huge hunger that we all have to see other faces naked without a glaze over them.
And I think that, in fact, a screenwriter I watched said that TikTok is eating...
Hollywood's lunch because everybody is so hungry for reality and not reality television, but reality reality.
So the people who are most successful on TikTok are the people who are most real.
Anyway, so they all have stuff to say.
That could be me.
And they make money doing it, right?
So you come out and you say, okay, this happened to me.
I went to a ditty party.
There were all these rooms.
There were rooms that you had to go through.
Every room had a different guard at it.
You know, the guy gets three million views and he makes money.
So there's motivation for it.
Yes, but some would say also motivation for just making up shit.
Yes, but that's what...
The naked face gives you.
You judge whether somebody is bullshitting you or not.
I mean, you know, everything is, we can't, you know, everything is on, it's fungible, it's on an unsteady ground.
Yeah, yes.
But by the very nature of the subject, you're not going to have people saying, yeah, this is what happens at diddy parties, you know, they bring in a 13-year-old on a platter, and we all have sex with her, and here's some affidavits from my lawyer confirming...
I tell you what, Elizabeth, so I've got this telegram chat group, and I remember bringing up the subject of your article.
And there were various people who said...
Yeah, but that girl, she's not real.
She'd have been killed by now.
And I was thinking, so this is your take home.
You've got a really big story with so much information.
Too much information to just discount it as vapid hearsay, just people attention to it.
It seems to me...
Fairly obvious that really, really obscene, evil stuff happened at P. Diddy parties involving majorly the most famous people in the world.
And they were participating in these vile rituals as part of their contract with the devil.
For which in return they get fame and wealth and...
One thing that I've observed about sexuality from male friends that I've had who were very successful with women, let's call them that, is that you always want a bigger high.
So if you're a movie star or a rap star and you can have anything you want and you can have sex with 100 people, Girls a day at the Chateau Marmont and eventually you just need stronger and stronger inputs.
You need something more and more friction, more excitement.
So eventually it ends up you're raping a baby.
Right, yeah.
The progression goes.
And, you know, that happens.
And I would think that anybody on your Telegram group that ran into something like that would say, no, that's not happening.
I can't take that on.
I can't handle it.
But...
But again, there's just way too much evidence to ignore it, and it's an awful, awful thing to contemplate, but it's happening, and you can't ignore it.
You cannot be an ethical person and ignore that this is happening.
And you have to look at every witness and say, is she telling the truth?
Is he telling the truth?
And you can kind of tell by how terrified they are.
Last night I listened to this kid who, I don't know, he was about...
I guess he was in his late 20s.
He went to Hollywood because he was an influencer.
He had a really successful Instagram or TikTok channel and he...
He ended up at a ditty party, and he described it in detail.
And as the evening progressed, and everybody went from room to room to room, and there were these rituals in each room.
Like in one room, you were...
You were just swearing and kidding somebody and yelling and you're getting all your aggression out and in another room it was like sort of the beginnings of an orgy and everybody was you know on ecstasy and weaving together and then you went to this next room and at And there was a guardian at the door, and he was giving out the holy book of whichever...
Were you Muslim?
Were you Christian?
Were you Jewish?
So if you were Jewish, you would get a copy of the Torah, and on top of it would be a metal diamond, and you were forced to repeat, I am my own God.
I can do whatever I want.
I am my own God.
And you went into the next room.
And so this kid, it was this little cherubic face with, you know, dark hair, completely ordinary with a bit of charm.
And he was there with a friend and he said, I can't do this.
There's something, I can't do this anymore.
I've got to leave.
Please leave with me.
And his friend said, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll go first so you can see that it's okay.
And so his friend went first and he got up to it and he leaned over to this guard and said, you know, man, I can't do this.
And the guy turned to him and said, okay, that's no problem.
Called someone over and they escorted him out the door and pushed him into the garden.
And that was it.
There was no...
No comeback.
He was just allowed to go.
So what he did was he snuck around to the side and he looked in the window of the room that he didn't go into and he wouldn't describe what he saw but he said it was the most disgusting thing he had ever seen in his life.
It was something that he couldn't imagine human beings doing to each other and he ran.
He just ran.
And I think there was an incident when he got out of the place, but everybody let him out and he was fine.
There was no blowback.
And he had a friend coming in from his hometown the next morning.
And the friend actually had just completed his police training.
And over the next week, This kid experienced one extremely unnerving incident after another.
They were obviously in his apartment every day.
They moved things.
They replaced things.
And finally he broke down and he told his friend what had happened.
And his friend said...
We have to leave.
He believed them completely, 100%.
We have to leave.
We have to get you out of here.
We go back to the flat.
We pack up.
We leave.
We go to LAX and leave.
So they went back to the flat, and I guess they were in some sort of apartment building that had a Starbucks on the ground floor.
And at the Starbucks, he met his friend.
Who had gone to this thing and his friend said to him if you don't get out of this city right now both you and I are dead And so they just, he said, I got out of the industry, I left the city, I left things behind, I just vanished.
So you listen to that video, and I can discount it, because there's no corroborating evidence, but it's just too genuine, and it's too original.
The whole thing is completely original.
It's not It's not hackneyed or AI or anything like that.
And you know, I think it's a Deuteronomy thing that if there's two or three witnesses, you must believe.
Yeah.
Because I do lots and lots of podcasts about...
I know you do.
It's heroic.
I don't know how you do it, man.
I've got to do something in between.
Well, I had a nice morning, as I told you.
I was having a jumping lesson.
I am so jealous.
That was really good.
The best bit was where I... There were some jumps at the end that I'd been...
I hadn't done at the beginning because I was scared.
Yeah.
Because they were big.
And I said to the teacher...
Do you think I should do those?
And she said, well, yeah.
And I forced myself to do it.
How high?
Because the horse by that stage was, you know, we'd got our mojo.
And I did them.
And it was just fantastic.
You know, there's nothing better, eh?
Nothing better.
But that's the thing.
I mean, this is a digression, but the natural things, the horses...
Long country walks, swimming in rivers.
These are the things that God made us for and God delights in us doing.
He doesn't really want us to go to comedy parties and have sex with 12-year-olds under the influence of GBH and crack or whatever.
But so, yeah, I... Only very few, a small percentage of my podcasts deal with stuff like this because it's painful and it's horrible and maybe it puts you at greater risk, I don't know, and it's hard to...
Pinned down.
I mean, there's quite an information deficit.
Or rather, there's a deficit of information signed in triplicate by lawyers, you know, witnessed by lawyers.
Except for there's at least 150 sworn affidavits about to go into court.
So those things do exist.
They do exist.
And in those affidavits, Biden, the Obamas, the Clintons, all of those people are named.
They're named.
How are they going to do this, though?
I mean, how are they going to do it?
Because didn't Trump go to some of them?
Well, I don't know.
There's a Trump on one witness list that I've seen, but I suspect that's just there because everybody's got Trump derangement syndrome.
It could be that one of his kids went more likely at one point.
But I don't...
I can't see it, frankly, but possible.
Yeah, I don't think one could go to a Diddy party and just go, yeah, I didn't see anything.
I just had a cocktail and then I left.
I think once you're there, that's it, isn't it?
No, I think you're stuck.
Well, I mean, you know, there's a face.
There's a face.
There's a white party.
And at a certain time, it...
Yes.
So maybe you leave before midnight.
Maybe that's what the Cinderella story is about.
Your coach turning into a pumpkin is what happens if you don't leave the party before midnight.
Because these fairy stories...
They're also a revelation of the method, aren't they?
I mean, what's the be bold, be bold, but not too bold, lest your blood run cold?
That story.
That seems to me a fairly accurate description of what happens at these parties when you enter the different rooms.
Or the Mask of the Red Death.
Well, yes, and a lot of them are European or German, specifically.
And I mean, the Germans seem to me to be a particularly bloody-minded race.
I have German heritage, so I'm criticizing myself.
But I would imagine blood ritual...
That's a big part of their cultural life at the top.
And certainly you've watched the affidavits of young women who were hunted through the forests in Belgium and Germany and so on.
Yes.
Yes.
And again, they show us in the movies occasionally.
They have...
Well, Get Out was the sort of the trendy black director version of it, wasn't it?
I didn't see that.
Yeah, it was like the twist was that kind of Trump voters were being hunted down on this.
But this stuff actually does go on.
I think there's Yagton.
Yeah, you know, if you're in a position where you can have anything you want and you've had enough women and you've had enough men, oh, that's another interesting aspect of it is the forced homosexuality of it for male movie stars and the necklace of pearls that some of them wear.
What, men or women?
Men.
Oh!
What's that about?
I think what it is is they're convinced to have sex as a submissive in order to fully understand their female nature so that they can express I think it's
so sad about Justin Bieber.
He was so sweet when he first appeared, wasn't he?
And you saw these videos of this cute Canadian kid and you thought, I hope he doesn't get corrupted.
And probably not long after one thought that, he was inducted into this world where he was just passed around like a party favour, as you say.
Yeah.
But I think they all were.
So was Serena, Selena Gomez, and so was Britney Spears, and so was Justin Timberlake.
They were all raped young, let's put it that way.
Because a Disney star is worth $5 million to take the virginity of a Disney star.
So people will bid for that.
And there's a lot of testimony about that as well.
So all these kids, Miley Cyrus, that's why they are so fucked up.
They presumably don't get the five million either.
No, they don't.
They get these stellar careers and end up with half a billion dollars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Brittany is, you know, she tried to fight it.
She tried to fight it, and they took everything from her.
She probably was worth $500 million, and they put her in, they did an MKUltra thing that she describes in detail.
They made her sit in a chair for 12 hours a day and not move.
And they broke her and then sent her on tour, made $500 million and she finally got her freedom and they left her with a house and 60 million bucks and a destroyed psyche.
And they tried to do that to Kanye because he too tried to walk away.
Yes, but has he walked away?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with him.
Has he been able to?
I know he's indicated that his mother, his beloved mother, was essentially the blood sacrifice that he had to make.
I don't know how it works.
I mean, obviously he didn't kill his mother, but he's of the view that somehow...
She died on the table having a facelift, right?
Oh, did she?
Yeah.
Okay, so sort of routine surgery goes bad, a bit like happened, that's how they finished off Joan Rivers, isn't it?
Yeah.
Well, so it makes me realise it all explains the latter career of Johnny Cash, doesn't it?
How do you mean?
Well, you look at Johnny Cash's last songs.
They're all very biblical.
They're all about...
It's obvious that he made the pact early on in his sort of fulsome prison, man in black days.
And he was just a bad boy.
And he had it all.
And he wrote some great songs and did well.
But then his late songs, he had this sort of late bloom in his career where he did the American recordings he did.
But a lot of his songs were about, you know, the devil and Jesus and stuff like that.
And I think he was trying to break the pact.
Yeah.
And I think Kanye tried to do it, but I think he, somebody said that he has taken so many, so much amyl nitrate.
There's some sort of thing, some sexual aid that rots your brain.
And then they, there are a lot of stories about him and Diddy.
Pre-Kim Kardashian and their behavior at the Chateau and just having sex with 20 girls a night and using a lot of poppers and so on.
So it's arguable that Kanye is...
I mean, I recognize mental illness because I grew up with it and he reads to me to be mentally ill.
Right.
Struggling, trying to...
Trying to find a way, a clarity, but I don't think he ever will.
I really don't.
Do you know, I was so naive not so long ago that I used to imagine that the Kardashians happened because this...
This media-saffy family approached the TV networks and said, we've got this great idea.
You can come and film inside our house and you'll make us really famous and we'll get rich together because people will be interested in the kind of stuff we do.
But the Kardashians!
I don't know what to think about them.
I don't know.
I mean, everybody says that they are in the witch tradition, so they're in the female...
They're a coven, aren't they?
I thought I heard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's not just her enormous bottom that's there.
In fact, the enormous bottom is a distraction.
Yeah, well, they say, I think, that Kim Kardashian is the female version of Diddy in some ways, in that she would take, she would drug extremely powerful, wealthy men and steal their secrets.
That is the persistent charge against Kim Kardashian.
That's what witches do, isn't it?
I mean, that's sorceress.
That is what they do.
I guess I must have thought about this in such detail that it doesn't really affect me anymore.
I've kind of integrated into my worldview that this is all happening and, you know, it is real.
There is a sense of unreality.
But I'll tell you, James, I have never been so grateful to be from a deeply provincial family.
You won't.
Yes.
There were members that were extremely sophisticated, like my paternal grandmother.
She was presented at the Court of St.
James with Prince of Wales feathers in her hair.
But most of us were very, very ordinary, and I am so grateful for that.
I wasn't pulled into that world at any level at all.
I mean, it literally is the protection of God.
I totally agree.
I'm so glad that I'm basically quite common.
Black country and Birmingham.
And although, you know, I do...
I can go into Toff World and pass sometimes, but only as a tourist.
I remember when I went up to Oxford and started cultivating these upper-class friends and trying to get into the kind of smart set.
And I remember my mother Being seriously unimpressed.
She was not thinking, this is great.
My son is rising above his station.
She was thinking, no.
I don't think she knows what goes on.
Something instinctive told her that it's much better coming from a fairly ordinary background.
Having simple values.
Like enjoying a nice walk.
Yeah.
Because these people are freaks and perverts, and it's often not even their fault, because their parents have inflicted on them, and their parents' parents, and so on it goes down the generations.
Yeah, I mean, it's just a mark of spiritual development.
If you believe, as we all do, they'll have another chance after an eternity in hell.
They can always repent now.
They could always repent now, which is what I think, you know, Kanye is trying to do, actually.
That's one way in which he's actually really interesting, is that he's trying to...
Oh, there's this other guy.
I wanted to ask you whether you'd run across him.
His name is Nathan Reynolds.
I bought his autobiography.
He was brought up in a satanic family.
Reynolds Tobacco, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So he was from the underside of that family.
So there's an upper side that is conventional and normal.
And then there's an underside that makes all the deals and sacrifices all the children and does all the rituals and so on and so forth.
And he was grabbed as a four-year-old and taken down into the tunnels.
All of these were around Colorado and Arizona principally.
And he was taken up into the mountains around Sedona, I guess.
Those are all very holy mountains in a way.
And taught Indian rituals by the Pico Indians, I think.
And he learned...
He was trained as an assassin because he had, when they split his personality, his grandfather and his great-grandfather had bedtime rights with him.
I mean, R-I-G-H-T-S. So they were allowed to have sexual...
Intercourse with their four-year-old grandson and over time that broke his personality and he had alters.
They identified the altar as having assassin talents and so he was from the age of six trained as an assassin and he killed people.
He says he killed people with his teeth and He killed other children using his teeth because they had split his personality so thoroughly that he was feral.
At the age of 17, he started to try to get out.
He met this girl at...
I don't know where.
He started going to church.
He started to say, I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to tell everybody.
And he went through a Christian conversion and...
Confession and absolution and torture.
I would say 70% of the book is his process of purifying himself, of confessing what he had done and experiencing the pain that he had brought to other people.
And the havoc that he had caused.
And to the point that he was almost insane for short periods of time.
He longed to go back to the tunnels.
He longed to go back into the hills and be with his feral compatriots.
He was part of the Jason program, the Jason Bourne thing.
So he was part of that program.
And he had this woman that he loved and he married and she was a Christian and she stood by him.
They had children.
His father and grandfather kept trying to come back into his life and twist their lives and They wanted his children.
So the book is a book of...
It's the most astonishing conversion story I've read.
And I've read a lot of that stuff, of that literature.
And he had to purge his whole self...
Of what he had become and what he had done before he could reach a level of peace.
And he's clearly one of the things I think that happens to these kids that are lost in Luciferian cults is when they're chosen, the stress is so great that they become brilliant.
If you listen to him, and there are a lot of podcasts with him now, well, not a lot, but a few, He's highly, highly intelligent.
I mean, he's a brilliant...
I'm sure he tests up in the 150s.
And he's still...
You've sold him to me, Elizabeth.
Nathan Reynolds.
I mean, he'll talk to anybody, I think.
But it's fascinating, his story about the town in Arizona where they harvest adrenochrome underneath a recreational center, and it's called the Gold Juice, and that's what they sell to the Diddy Parties.
That's the element that they sell to the Diddy Parties.
That these people use in order to reach their ecstasies.
I wonder what percentage of the people watching this podcast are going to be thinking, who is that crackpot woman that James had on?
I mean, I normally like his stuff, but he really does go out there sometimes.
Okay, so let me just defend myself for a moment.
Yeah, yeah, go on.
For those of you who are still listening.
So I'm from a very good upper middle class WASP family.
I have, I'm collaterally descended from George Washington several times.
He was a baddie.
I'm not quite sure, but he did say at one point that he was sharply aware of the Illuminati and sharply aware of how evil they are.
There's a quote that he...
He did.
I'll find it for you and send it.
Anyway, I'm also a Spencer many times over, so I'm a cousin of both Diana and William.
I have spent eight years in university.
I was mentored by my cousins who are senior, senior academics.
My male cousin decided who got the Order of Canada.
In science for 20 years.
He's that brilliant, a DNA scientist.
So, you know, I'm from the...
You don't get more mainstream than me.
You just don't.
You don't.
But you haven't been to a Diddy Party, so you don't really count.
I was trained at Time Magazine by some of the most brilliant people in journalism at the time.
So, you know, I know what I'm doing.
And this is happening, and it's time that everybody got on board and stopped it.
Yeah, yeah.
For fuck's sake.
Yeah, I'll tell you another thing that you get some stupid people who don't understand how journalism works and they say, well, they might say about you, well, why doesn't Elizabeth track down somebody who's been to a Diddy party and interview them?
Or...
Or get herself an invitation to a similar party.
And I'm thinking, you don't really understand that the world of information is so fractured now.
Yeah.
That you don't actually need to physically go to a PDD party or indeed talk to somebody who's been there.
There's enough information out there.
You've just got to sift it.
That's what I think we do now.
Yeah.
And we form judgments based on a mixture of gut feeling and comparing with other sources and seeing where they tally.
Well, like you said, Deuteronomy.
If you've got two or three witnesses agreeing...
Sorry, just on a brief digression.
How weird is Deuteronomy?
I was reading...
Do you know, the passage I was reading last night says that if...
A woman's husband is fighting another man and the woman comes in and grabs his balls.
The man has the right to kill her.
What?
I tell you what, all these people who say, yeah, the Bible, every word of it is true, and it all has equal weight, and yes, if it's in Scripture, God wanted it to be there.
I'm sorry.
I don't think that if you cut out that paragraph of the Bible, it would be any less powerful or important.
I think there are bits which are just weird, and that's one of them.
I know, I think it must have been some sort of tribal Fact of life.
Yes.
Within tribes, it has to be.
I used to think that Leviticus and the whole thing about gay people was one of those prohibitions that, you know, it was inevitable that some people would be gay, 4% kind of made sense.
I mean, I have lots of gay friends, or I did before I turned into a conservative.
Yeah.
But now I'm thinking they had a bloody point because all of this sort of sexual sort of exploration and, you know, you don't criticize or judge anything has led us to grown men raping babies.
That's where we sit right now as a culture.
Yes.
It's very interesting you say that.
I was just...
So I still, to my eternal discredit, I still watch television of an evening.
Well, partly because I'm a TV critic and I'm kind of obliged to.
But there's a series that people are talking about at the moment called Industry.
Lots of people are saying, have you seen Industry yet?
No, no.
That's on Apple, right?
It's on BBC, actually.
Maybe Apple have picked it up.
But Industry is a BBC production.
And it's very slick.
It's not obviously BBC in that it's not clunkily...
It's politically correct.
It's quite zappy.
And it's set in the banking industry.
And it's set at a bank called Peerpoint.
So you can guess who they're based on.
No.
J.P. Morgan?
Peerpoint Morgan?
Peerpoint, yeah.
And I watched the first episode and there's a slick...
It's a grabby storyline about these graduate recruits from different ethnic backgrounds, different classes, joining the bank.
And it's about their workload and about how they try and vie for positions within the bank because they're all on probation and they all get...
I have family who worked at J.P. Morgan and they work your ass off.
You don't get night sleep.
The first episode, I thought, well, I could watch some of this.
And I tried watching the second episode last night.
And within five minutes, you've got the blonde Etonian wanking off the black Etonian, who looks like he's based on quasi-quartone.
And you see some sperm on his chest.
And he says, you're going to wash that off?
He says, no, I think I'll take you with me to the office or something like that.
And I'm thinking...
I don't want to be watching this.
Why do I need to be watching this?
Why do I need to have men's sperm, gay sex, rubbed in my face, so to speak?
I mean, I didn't even...
Even the heterosexual scene in the nightclub was too much for me.
And seriously, it is...
You're watching and you're thinking, when is the sex scene going to move on so that I can get a bit of plot about finance?
Because that's the only thing I'm really interested in.
So I looked it up and I looked up to see where this series came from.
And it was executive produced or the person who sort of thought up the concept was Lena Dunham.
Oh, God.
Now, Lena Dunham, she's just kind of a byword for all this kind of woke horribleness.
But I'm thinking, so you've got what could be a really good interesting drama about how the business world works and stuff.
But instead, they use that as a vehicle for...
But it's flooding you with sex, sex, sex, sex, and more sex, gay sex, lesbian sex, men's gay sex.
The idea being that if you're not doing this stuff, you're kind of a bit weird.
That you should be okay with this stuff, and maybe if you're not getting it yourself, then you're missing out kind of thing.
And that's BBC. It's how they subvert us.
And I've become very old-fashioned.
I kind of think people should be finding a nice girl, you know, men that is, they should be finding a nice girl who can do the laundry, you know, and homemaker, nice, you know, good interior design taste, keeps the house, you know, maybe, you know, good wife material.
100%.
And be a good mother.
Yep, yep.
Not enough gay sex.
I won't watch any of that stuff.
The minute it comes on, I turn it off.
I just, I can't, I can't do it.
And Jamie is the same way.
We both howl.
Whenever we see sort of Frank open sex on the screen, we immediately howl and turn it off.
I won't listen to it.
You know, I'd rather watch a series from the 70s, about...
James Harriot.
Do you remember that?
I can't remember the name of this.
Glittering Prizes.
Do you remember that?
Oh, that was Freddie Raphael, about Cambridge?
Yeah, it was so funny.
It was about ambition and making it.
That was terribly clever.
So they've just turned the world into this horrible, icky place.
They have.
It seems to me from what I can read that Gen Z is kind of turned off sex, right?
They aren't A lot of them are just saying, okay...
They're not having much of it.
Yeah.
They're not drinking much of it.
But, you know, this is all planned.
That's the thing.
These movements are all...
I bet if you were watching Glittering Prizes, I think it was in the 1970s, maybe early...
Yeah, 1970s.
You would find that stuff was being inserted even then...
To prepare the ground for the next generation of corruption, the next.
I mean, look at the Beatles.
I keep going back to this.
You look at the four lovable mop tops singing, love, love me do, you know I love you.
And that for its time was edgy because what it was doing was sending a signal to this new class of society called teenagers who hadn't really existed before.
Or in the past, childhood was something to be got away as quickly as possible so that you could become an adult and become a productive member of society.
You look at children's books.
I mean, children's books might as well be, you know, The language was so mature and sophisticated.
And in the same way, early Beatles was preparing the ground for late Beatles, you know, the Maharishi, the drugs, you know, the 1968-69 Beatles, psychedelic Beatles.
Oh, is it you?
So confusing for me at the time.
I was so confused by all that.
Well, it was working then, wasn't it?
Yeah.
The SIOP was working.
Yeah.
But now, the stuff that kids listen to, well, Taylor Swift, clean-cut Taylor Swift, who shows far too much bottom, far too much...
I don't like Taylor Swift's bottom at all.
She waggles it in a way that I think only a man could waggle his bottom.
I don't think...
It's not becoming in a young lady, is it?
No.
It really isn't.
It's just like...
It's worse than whorish, actually, I think.
But she's the clean face of Pop.
And then you've got Doja Cat and Billie Eilish who are basically demons.
Yeah.
And that's what they've got.
Fuck the patriarchy all the way to demons.
Yeah.
It's no wonder the kids are messed up.
Yeah, I think they just sort of have turned it off and they run around like...
My oldest granddaughter came here with her five friends for lunch about a year ago.
And they were all in their...
God, I guess how...
Say they were all 21.
They all came in here.
What they do is they seem to have enough money.
They all travel together on the weekends.
They go up here, and then they go there, and they stay in a hotel, and...
They were not wearing makeup.
They were not dressed up.
They were dressed in sweats.
They were clean, but they were just like not...
If they'd brushed their hair this morning, that morning, it would have been a surprise.
They had no jewelry on.
And they just kind of rushed in here.
All of them were very clever in one way or another.
They were studious and interested in everything and they went everywhere and they looked at everything.
But their sexuality?
Non-existent.
Non-existent.
It just wasn't part of their personality at all.
They were interested in all kinds of other things, but not that.
And so, when I took my granddaughter out for lunch before she went home for the semester in the summer, I said, so, she's very pretty.
You know, she has this gorgeous red hair.
I mean, beautiful, curly red hair and this lovely face and this lovely skin.
And I said, so, Maya, do you have a boyfriend?
She said, no.
She said, physics is my boyfriend.
And this was obviously a practice sentence that she had.
For everybody who asked her if she had a boyfriend, it was, no, I'm too busy.
Physics is my boyfriend.
And, you know, that was it.
And that was all her friends.
All of them were basically the flower of their generation.
They were from good families.
They were serious-minded.
And all of that stuff out there, all that crap, They're not interested.
But, you know, that means we've gone too far the other way.
So you've got the hyper-sexualization has led to a rejection of relationships, even.
So they're throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
It's all good.
I agree with you.
But, you know...
It's better than it was for my generation or the ones after them.
We all had to struggle with that.
You know that saying that you meant it for evil, but God meant it for good?
So this undercarriage thing that's happening, this is all happening for the good.
I mean, this is a training ground for the good.
Everybody gets to decide whether they're going to be horrible or they're going to be good.
And virtue, practicing virtue, is not...
It's not easy, right?
So all these kids, they're practicing virtue in the face of evil.
That, funnily enough, is one of the themes of my Psalms podcast I just recorded on Psalm 34.
We talk about that.
I've got to go now because my wife's going to be back soon.
I know, we've gone on for hours.
No, it's been great.
I've loved it.
Me too.
Me too.
I love talking.
If I were in London or England, I'd make you be my friend.
Oh, look, totally.
And if ever you come over, I'm not going to come over across the Atlantic for Ever.
I get scared now.
Yeah, ever.
I've completely gone off all that.
I think I might live in Idaho, but apart from that, no, no.
I think you'll agree with me that girls should still have ponies.
Girls should spend the first, between the age of about six and 15, girls should be on horseback.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My mother stopped me riding when I was 13, and I'm sure she regrets it, even now.
Even now in heaven.
If I had just let her keep riding, that would have been just the perfect thing.
Of course it would.
That would have obviated all that happened afterwards.
Yeah, because if girls have got ponies to beat up, they don't need to take it out on men.
um well i listen i've absolutely loved talking to you um and um apologies to all those viewers and listeners who think i've completely lost the plot talking to this nutcase woman apologize I apologize too.
And I'd like to stress that everything in this podcast has been purely speculative.
We don't know because we haven't got the...
We just think we know.
We suspect there is a great deal, there is a preponderance of evidence.
Yeah.
I don't think you could have an arse as big as Kim Kardashian's without being some sort of agent of Satan, really.
Yeah, she, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just can't.
Well, anyway, I'd love to talk to you.
I'm now going to make Nigella Lawson's Spanish stew with chorizo and sherry and new potatoes and coriander.
That sounds wonderful.
Should be all right.
Thank you.
Elizabeth, do you want to...
I think you should advertise your superb...
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That's all you have to remember.
Nixon Absurdistan.
N-I-C-K-S-O-N. Enjoy your Canadian day, which is just starting, whereas my English day is just ending.
Me too.
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