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May 7, 2024 - Info Warrior - Jason Bermas
01:11:49
Kurt Metzger Takes Us To Flavor Camp
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And boom! My next guest has been a long time coming.
I think it's been like six months since we've gotten together.
And that's not even the one I want.
Now you're on green screen. You're not there.
You're on the moon. Yeah, there we go.
We are on the moon. Project A. Project Bluebeam-y, dude.
Oh, see, I can't even go to that one.
Well, Bluebeam! When I yell Bluebeam, that means you get that picture up.
Yeah, that's right. You're vacationing on the moon right now, Kurt.
It's good to see you. Bluebeam.
Let's talk, bro, because we're kind of in a wild spot.
We're in the criminal cases of Donnie T. We're maybe on the verge of World War III. I say, though, okay, the eagle head has, the beak has turned to the right.
You know how there's some kind of contest of, like, you pussies fight it out.
We'll decide, you know, and like, well, I guess you had your chance, whatever gross thing.
Looks like we're going back with the old school APAC, George, HW. Well, not HW. He got run out of office, I guess, for putting a stop to settlements, right?
Kind of. I mean, the way I look at H.W., he was never a popular president.
He was probably a little burnt out as kind of he orchestrated all the big things in the Reagan administration, right?
I mean, he's had his hands all over what would be known as Iran-Contra.
Never really had to do anything with that.
But remember, part of Iran-Contra was running the cocaine through MENA, Arkansas.
You know, so...
Yeah, and Clinton was replacement because he towed the line on...
You know, the Clintons are, like, ambitious.
They're like, how may we serve, Lord?
I don't mean to Israel as that.
I mean, like, whatever lizard creature is in charge of the world.
I agree. I think they're social climbers, and I think that he was a slick political candidate that they kind of groomed, came out of nowhere.
I mean, he was nowhere on a national level before that.
Like Obama. Like Obama came out of fucking nowhere.
His mom's a CIA whore.
Who's mom was at the CIA? Well that's what they do.
They send him out like whores to marry some foreign guy.
Barry Soweto, right?
Sotero. Barry Sotero.
But Sotero, he took that from actually the guy that hooked up with his mother after the supposed Barack star's father, but that's not even Frank Marshall Davis.
I don't think that's his father, the guy who says his father.
Yeah, I think it's Frank Marshall Davis.
Yeah, some revolutionary black guy, right?
He looks just like him. Sounds just like him.
Barack Obama is... Yeah, and then they bred that right out of him.
Yeah. The CIA whore bred the black revolutionary out of Obama with his CIA whore mother and made him a bit of a...
The thing that's so funny is, dude, Mike McCray, who does a good impression of Obama on Jimmy's show, when the news broke from that guy, who is not an operative of any kind, he was just writing about Obama, and he happened to find the pages of this book Of Obama telling some girl how he, in his mind, he has sex with men.
But he, like, no, he didn't say he asked for projects, but it's some goofy shit.
Like, he's saying some really good, I try to imagine, you know, because the highest level of knowledge, I don't know if you know this, in the Hermetic Orders, in the, like, your Rosicrucians and your All-Seeing Eye, the highest secret knowledge is that a hole's a hole.
That's what they teach you at the highest initiate level.
A hole's a hole. So don't make a big deal about it.
Whatever hole is a hole.
Is it frozen or are you being hit with this knowledge?
Oh, no. I'm absorbing.
Yeah. So you can learn that lesson at the top, the very top of society, or the bottom.
You can learn in prison. Let me tell you a secret of the universe that life prisoners have known for centuries.
Trans women are women.
So, at Bohemian Grove, I was watching you talk about their goofy almanacs of them doing a powder puff game or whatever the fuck they do.
Wait, what's happening? I'm being an idiot is what's happening.
I'm sorry. Go ahead. I was watching you talk about their almanacs of what fruity thing they're going to do.
What Giuliani SNL appearance they're going to make of...
Right? I do. Yeah, no, I have the...
I don't have the latest one.
Booing women. The guy says, he's a jazz man.
He's staying out with women. Boo!
They're all booing. And that's the...
Dude, it's all like...
And also, by the way, most of them probably hate gays.
They're all like...
Once a year, just fucking the ass.
Like... I always wonder, right?
I think this to me is how it goes, right?
Artists are dirty people, Jason.
Let me tell you. My mother told me when I went to art school.
She goes, you got to watch your stuff in your art supplies.
Artists are dirty people.
They steal. My mother was right.
I'll tell you, I was, well, I mean, that's kind of the field I was in, but I wasn't as artsy as you.
I got into this school, I was too poor to go.
I would have loved to go. Wait, Art Institute?
Yeah, Art Institute of Philadelphia is where I thought I was going.
That was a cheap-ass school, too. What? That was a cheap-ass school.
You must be trash. Yeah, no, total trash, bro.
What? The only time I've ever taken money from the government is for college with like the, what was it, the Pell Grants or whatever.
Yeah, I got them. Yeah, I mean, they made me go to a state school.
Basically, the day before we were supposed to go sign up, they were like, no, we don't have the money for it.
You can go apply to Oneonta.
And this was in May.
Well, Oneonta, I thought, was a kind of comparable thing, wasn't it?
They kind of tried to make it that.
I knew people from that. No, it wasn't?
Well, I'll say this.
The guy that was running it, he wasn't on the payroll of Macintosh, but everything was decked out in a Mac, and he had a free Mac, and they used to give him even watches before.
It was a smartwatch. And in that angle, I felt betrayed because I'm sitting there and I'm a student.
I'm poor as shit. And, you know, they're trying to sell me on a Mac that's three times as expensive as a Pentium 2 at the time that does the same exact thing, right?
If not better. And then you could pirate the software much easier.
Ooh, I said that I pirated software as a college student.
Oh, wait a minute.
So, okay, see, it's funny.
Whatever school I went to, I went for a computer animation program.
And by the time I left...
They were teaching us on...
What the fuck was it called?
It was before Flash.
Yeah, yeah. So when Flash came out, whatever the hell that I forgot...
3D Studio Max was like a big one, but we didn't even get to learn that.
They were trying to teach us on Bryce, which was a joke.
Maya was another big one at the time.
That's right. And what was the other one we had?
I don't know, but all of it was useless when Flash came out.
So my friends that graduated, they were working at like Heavy.com and...
Places I got work writing when Machinima was a big thing, I would get little $2,000 jobs to write these scripts, and they'd be sponsored by the military.
SOCOM, this video game for PlayStation, which I did play.
I remember SOCOM. I own it.
Yeah, and SOCOM. So I made a fake script of a Full Metal Jacket parody with the SOCOM people.
And I think they didn't approve it.
I didn't know how anything worked back then.
So, you know, the way things have to get approved through your Asian-Chinese CCP general.
I don't think we were quite there, but since Sony is a Korean company, I'm sure there was a little bit of that.
No, I'm saying America has that.
Whatever you think they do in Asia where some fucking government guy with commie colors comes in, America does that with the equivalent uniform and to make sure the propaganda is...
You know? No, you're not wrong.
Yeah. I mean. Yeah.
And so it was all useless by the time I got whatever I knew was useless.
Flash dominated and you just learned it at work.
Luckily, it wasn't that much of a loan to Art Institute.
I mean, it's like 10, 15 grand.
So it's not a lot of money. Would have been a lot for me.
Would have been a lot for me. Yeah.
No, it was for me at the time, but now I'm like, you could in your lifetime pay off a $15,000.
That's a thing that could be done.
Absolutely. Absolutely. And was done, like most people.
But again, dude, I was just back in New York last week.
It's a shithole. My college town is dead.
It's worse than ever, dude.
It's unbelievable. I had homeless people that had never been there before all throughout Main Street.
We had people now smoking crack in the medians because of the catch and release.
They didn't want to deal with that.
Over 1,500 students down in the area.
That's huge for a school that does about 5,000 and then the private university does about 1,500.
I mean, everything.
Dude, the price is in New York.
I know you're out in California. What part of New York?
I was in upstate New York.
I was in Oneonta. Yeah.
Yeah. So that's always been what's called, I guess, a sacrifice zone.
Whether they knew it or not, they were always a Camden to the people that run shit.
I mean, yeah. Now it's bad.
The city naturally filters out the people that can't survive in that barren Harkonnen giddy prime environment.
So they're going to go to where you're from and you're going to lay on the streets up there.
Yeah. Or just get bussed up there.
Like, that's also part of it.
Like, they got a whole bus system.
Yeah, that's a better point.
Also, the forced bussing, much like in UK, where they're like, hey, all these illegals that we just brought in are going to your small...
It's like some little pepperpot English lady.
But also there's all these, like, you know, Syrians with kind of a rightful grudge.
Yeah. You know, that's a whole other issue.
But like they also, it was the first place in New York State where they put the Suboxone in the vending machines.
So the first month, it got pulled 120 times.
120 times in the first month.
Wait, what got pulled? So it's a free vending machine at what used to be the Lord's Table where my fraternity would do like, so like once every couple months we'd go to the Lord's Table and we'd serve the homeless community or, you know, people that were poor a free meal.
Now, they have an open door with a vending machine that's no money for Suboxone.
So people are just, you know, hitting it, you know, in case of overdoses, but really just to take it as a drug, too.
You know, it's not just being used.
Yeah, if you're not, if, you know, because I'm like, I feel like where they're going really, really wrong with that is the vending machine that you just hit.
Like a fucking dog getting a treat out of a thing?
I feel like that's where they made the mistake.
Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't believe it.
Like, again, I was just like, oh my god.
But then on the flip side of that, one of my fraternity brothers that I'm talking to,
he just did three years as a cop in the Bronx in New York City. And obviously that's a trying gig.
That's not necessarily like being a cop anywhere else in the world. I mean, when you're in the
cesspits of those cities, it's pretty dark. But he quit his job and he's now becoming a sheriff's
deputy up in upstate New York at Otsego County. And as bad as it is there, he's not going to have
to deal with gang shootings every other day and things like that. So yeah, my buddy, I have a
friend, he used to be my boss when I worked at the Wiz when I was like 19 and he became a cop
in Camden, which is a, he's a nice guy.
Like he was like, the people at Camden, I actually liked them a lot.
He told me there's some rich ass family that runs Jersey, the whole.
Okay. I can't remember their name.
He told me, he goes, because his family, like they just get to make the decisions of what is what.
I'd never heard of them before. Okay.
I gotta text him and ask again.
He explained to me how all this shit works.
And I kind of knew, because growing up near Seaside, You know, like, my parents were in garbage.
That's where the mob got run out of that when I was in high school.
They had the trials for those Sopranos family in Tom's River.
And, like, if you want to build...
And then friends of mine later got jobs, like, being, like, city planners and shit.
And then you're like, oh, it's this really old-boy corrupt shithole for a long time where, like, just to get a liquor light...
You know all the bullshit you got to go through to start a business and whatever, and it's all, like...
I don't know, people don't know anything about it.
Have you ever been in a co-op building?
The tyranny of co-ops, it's like that, but for the whole town.
It's a complete bureaucracy. They come in, they say the code work, okay, you're allowed to have this many people there, but you've got to change the vents.
Oh, you want a liquor license?
Well, you can't get that, or a beer license, unless you're serving food, so now we've got to have a kitchen, and then the kitchen has to be up to code.
I mean, they just keep lopping it on all the time.
Completely corrupt, and that is standard.
It's not even, I mean, I don't even make a big thing of it, because it's not.
That's the normal way most shit works.
And I guess people are like, just like, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know anything. And anybody who ever ran a business will tell you how to fucking shit.
You know, I have a buddy that ran Hogs and Heifers in New York and got run out of business and still thinks the Trump trial is like a real thing and Trump's a problem.
Bro, again, I was in New York, so I went and visited my best friend from high school.
Now, she was like the valedictorian in, again, a school that we only had like, I don't know, I graduated with 54 kids.
But she's smart. You know, she was in all like the advanced classes, AP this and that.
I mean, she went to Boston College, you know, pretty astute.
Her and her husband, they're kind of yuppies.
They work for the government.
They're going to retire at 55 in like a little over a decade.
Totally believe January 6th was an insurrection.
Totally believe that Joe Biden got 81 million votes and there was no evidence.
They didn't understand the not standing thing.
Totally believe that Trump is guilty of all these crimes.
Well, okay, let's say you do believe that, okay?
And this is what I was saying to my friend.
Who actually said the word insurrection.
That's because he was in New York during the pandemic.
So people in New York during the pandemic, that's a bunch of laptop job drug addicts.
My buddy's not that, so it's weird, but it is the lifestyle there.
And so that's the city where you didn't know Obama didn't do a good job the whole time.
You just didn't know. Why would you even learn?
You'd be like, he did the best he could.
I don't know. Whatever. I live in New York.
It's a city based on not seeing things to survive, like a prison.
You've got to just not see shit.
You learn that real quick to not dry snitch by looking at something.
That's how you get by.
I saw a guy fisting...
It was my hour. A guy fisting his own asshole in the subway.
That's New York.
That's what you can see. What do you want?
And so... That instinct, that survival thing, I don't know if it's always has been thus or if it's just because of the acceleration of shit now, but that instinct is, I mean, it's like just pure prison instinct.
Like, you got a government job and you're all set and you got to just like, whatever, I don't need people making waves right now.
Just go along with the thing because our family's set.
We're going to be fine because we have our pension or whatever the fuck.
You know, that's a unique one.
That's not even like your Howard Stern, Bill Maher kind of retard.
They're just like so wealthy and they're so like narcissist and have all this shit and like inflated sense of shit that I realized why I kind of got lost that was because I didn't go that far in it.
You know, like once you get far and farther in it and that's like your entire reason for living.
You're a guy that rents black hookers most of the time for your companionship, right?
Not Stern, Maul.
And you're like, and I hate kids.
And I'm pro-abortion because it is murder.
And he was pro-death down the line.
Yeah. Okay?
And it's like a perfectly normal thing.
It's perfectly reasonable.
Dude, Doug Stanhope, who I love, awesome comic, his big thing when he was joking about, overpopulation.
So these are the natural kind, especially if you grew up somewhere around people that are dumb as shit, okay?
Yeah. And the whole society is based on see who you're better than and look down on them.
And, you know, keep trying to raise yourself so you can look down on more people.
That's the always present subtle message of one of the most important parts of being alive.
Okay? So then people...
And so, you know, it makes you stupid.
Like, I didn't understand that podcasts would be a big thing.
Because we all worked for like, I remember like, on YouTube, I remember that on Amy's show because some magician was like, they stole this bit.
I don't want you, you think I want you YouTube?
Like, you understand? Like, I didn't watch YouTube.
I remember seeing the posters for it with some, like, gay kid who's like, yeah, you're great.
Tyler or something. And I'm like, what is this for, like, slow people?
What the fuck is this shit?
And now it's completely taken over.
I didn't know anything about it. Okay?
I didn't start watching it until years after the best years of it were done.
Before it's earning a living or whatever.
So there was no stealing of it.
And by the way, the bit was some hacky bullshit that I didn't think they should have even had in the first place, of course.
But the arrogant thing is like, I'm on real, I work for real stuff.
I'm not looking at your stupid thing.
Then I found out a long time later that a bunch of shows, if they're competitive enough and the environment shitty enough, yeah, they will go and steal from, they'll go specifically to steal from shit.
But I've never, I'm good at writing, dude, so it wouldn't even occur to me to do, and it wouldn't occur to me the desperation people would do to stay in And, you know, it's funny, I'd even heard stories about Paul Mercurio, who I always got along with.
He was a warm-up guy at Daily Show, but he used to be a writer.
He got caught stealing by Jon Stewart.
Really? He would wait.
This is what I heard, okay?
I don't know the story, but I think it's true because they made him the...
He was a great crowd-warm-up guy, so they made him the crowd-warm-up guy.
He didn't fire him, you know, to not...
But it is like...
The story I heard was he was...
He would wait to see who turned in what, you know, when they put all their shit in.
And then he would, like, copy it and, like, put his so John would see it first.
And I guess Jon Stewart saw through that pretty quick because it doesn't seem like a great point.
Dude, anybody I ever worked for that was any good, especially if they're a comic, they knew exactly who wrote what fucking jokes.
They made it a point to know who wrote what.
If they didn't have you mark your initials next to it, because a lot of you, then they would find out.
Because, you know, it's a show with your name on it, so you kind of give a shit.
It's a really stupid plan.
But that's like a little desperate move, right?
And anyway, whatever.
So they made him be up. So obviously, that's a real thing that happened that I knew about.
And then I would still like, I don't know, like, you know.
And then there would be things like, so who's the guy who did that?
That's it. Like, Giannis Papas used to have his trans character.
Okay. I'm not aware, but okay.
It was a great character. I mean, it was a Dominican.
Not Puerto Rican, Dominican. And you're like, that's it?
No, but that's it. It was really funny.
Giannis does great characters.
Saturday Night Live had the Dominican kid they hired, who I know, who was like a nice guy.
That's a saying that they go, that's it.
That is a saying. And I know SNL had to have had a discussion about, because Giannis Pappas has been in New York for years, okay?
And can I watch people argue about they took this bit and whatever?
And I'm like, I know what happened.
They sat and had a conversation, right?
And the thing he's doing in the SNL sketch, besides saying that's it, he's being just like a fucking Dominican, I want to say a chick.
I don't know. I can't remember if he was even dressed up like a woman.
He might have been. So saying that's it, they probably had a discussion and they went, okay, well, he's Dominican, so he has more right to it culturally to say that's it.
And it's not the same character, right?
I promise you they had a conversation like that.
But isn't it like so cutthroat in places like SNL? You could also just not do that part because somebody already does it.
You also have that option. Yeah.
From every time I've seen any honest interview with people like Brewer, Schneider, every time, they're always saying how cutthroat it was in that room.
Yes, and I've never heard a good thing about SNL. A bunch of people used to write for SNL. And supposedly it's different now, but I don't think that it is.
But it's the same fucking nightmare.
And when I was in New York, I saw a bunch of my friends that worked there.
So I hadn't seen Shay in a long-ass time.
I fucking love that dude, Mike J. I always loved Mike J. And him and a bunch of writers were sitting there at the table.
And Rosebud Baker was there.
It's all people that I like. I know them and like them.
Her grandfather is James Baker.
You know that? No, I did not know that.
Yeah. I'm like, Rosebud, your grandfather, James Baker, that's pretty recently in New York, I was on the show.
And so when I walked in, so...
Like, I can't remember who else was sitting there, but I mainly know Rosebud and Mike, and they're all right, they're just hanging out at the cellar.
And so I'm like, all right, what's cool to talk about with them, you know, because I know New York's full of fucking fax mandate, fucking, let's all just stop talking about the masking.
And that's the craziest thing to me.
Like, what she kept bringing up is that I texted her on May 15, or I'm sorry, March 15, before everything closed down.
And she was at dinner. My friend that I was talking to you about in New York, I texted her.
I go, hey, they're about to shut everything down.
Are you ready for this?
And so she was very well aware that I texted her beforehand.
She still was talking about it four years later.
She even talked about how she thought it was funny and didn't believe me, and then it happened.
And yet, still, like, I'll give you an example.
I went to their wedding. It's got to be 15 years ago or whatever.
And I gave them my documentaries, right?
Yeah. And they brought up the fact they still had the documentaries I gave them, but they were still in the same bag that I gave them sealed in the basement.
They were on lockdown.
I was just like, so wait a minute.
I got that right.
You've known me for years and you still didn't go check out anything I've said.
No, I'm especially not going to go check out what you said because you got that right.
This is what you're thinking like a poor person.
So why would you go poking around for more things that you're going to be right about?
Anyway. I didn't know what to talk to.
And I'm like, oh, here's a fun, fun conversation anybody can enjoy.
P. Diddy And the P. Diddy shit, which is all...
Because I've been blathering about that for like three years, okay?
And so I figure that's a thing.
You know, the weekend update was going to maybe mention something.
It didn't occur to me.
No, I'm not saying any of them said this or they're in some way involved, but I'll bet you it will not come up on SNL because I'm sure Lauren is friends with him in some way or the NBC is like much like the OJ shit.
I'm sure that's not, but I didn't think it is at the time.
And so I bring it up, and then the younger, I can't remember his name.
He's a black dude. He's very nice.
There's this gay guy who writes there, but he said this to me.
Fuck, what's his name? Anyway, he was shitfaced, okay?
But when I brought up Pete Diddy, it was all weird that I brought it up.
It was weird. And I'm like, I think the raid had happened...
Maybe it hadn't happened yet, the Raid.
The Raid hadn't happened, but the shit was in the news.
Because I was like, oh, wow.
Because I've been doing this joke about how, why is rap music so misogynistic?
They used to say when I was, you know, the height of Diddy and all.
Sure. And I'm like, oh, now we know why.
Because a fuckton of rappers are gay, and they have to fuck pussy for work, and it fucking sucks.
So that comes out in their art, in their raps, they're like, I fucking hate pussy.
Money is better because I was kind of like pussy better than money.
And I thought there was something wrong with me, but I think I just wasn't gay.
Oh. So, you know, yeah.
And then like if I had to be gay for work, I'd probably write homophobic raps.
You know, holy shit.
The boondocks nailed that way, way back in the day.
They had that whole episode of the DL and the rapping and, you know, the guys actually.
Because Wendy Williams was the Alex Jones of Who's Gay back then.
Before Boondocks. She was the Alex Jones of her day of who's gay and rap.
And all of them. The answer's all of them.
Nearly all of them. And, yeah, so...
But the one kid, he goes, oh, that's funny.
You're talking about black people things, but I love you.
So I'm like, wait, what?
So he wasn't mad or saying anything to attack me.
But... No, he automatically went to identity politics because the guy's black.
It's not because he's a successful person in the entertainment industry and this shit is dirty.
And that's crazy.
Okay, so that's the...
And my girlfriend at the store by us that she shops at, she said she's buying her roast chicken and she called it him.
And a non-binary guy.
But again, not attacking her.
He goes, oh, he just assumed his gender.
Because it's like hiccups.
Like you're programmed to go, like they get like woke hiccups.
And it's programming.
You could see the absolute.
Now I realize when you see all that trigger, oh, were you triggered?
Now it's like an insult if you got triggered.
When that horseshit started making the rounds through fucking rich Twinkies in Ivy League schools, everybody knew that that thing, that effect they were talking about, is not caused by a word, it's caused by sense memory, such as a random smell or a color, and that's what brings back trauma.
This is already known, and now we know it again somehow.
We've come full circle of knowing that's how it is again.
But I think that was a very deliberate thing.
And it was trigger as in trigger words.
And that was part of the programming.
Because last time I saw you, I was telling you about Project Monarch.
When I read about it, I'm like, this just looks like a metaphor for society.
Which it is. Which it is.
Oh. I'm at the mass production end of it.
I'm living at where it's matriculated.
So you have a few prototype people that you work.
Exactly what's the best traumas and the best shit to fucking program the fuck out of people.
And it's not invented by the CIA, obviously, or whatever.
That's the goal. Gore Vidal said, the goal of every society is total control.
So these are religions and every fucking thing you could imagine to control your goddamn behavior because humans are programmable, especially when they're little.
Especially when they're little, okay?
So how do we get you young?
And everything's built around that.
And do you think our amazing forward-thinking government is going to just drop their MKUltra program?
Like, we had to do it because the Russians were doing it.
And then when they stopped, we stopped.
And then what they did was perfect it.
And that's why I'm watching people who will be otherwise rational about all kinds of things.
You can watch them get their fucking programming hiccups.
I just watch them fucking...
You're talking about a black thing.
I'm like...
Dude, it still haunts me thinking about that because I'm like, that is such a pro...
So, like, you gotta...
This is the comics table, dude, where, like, we would have been talking about...
First of all, I made it my ringtone.
P. Diddy fucking Meek Mills up the ass in my ringtone.
Oh, you did that.
I put a lot of time into it.
Well, not a lot. I use GarageBand.
Sure. It'd be funny, because I thought it'd be really funny, you know?
And it was funny, but I do regret it a lot, because if I'm thinking about something, and I get just, it's my text tone, dude.
I just get texted, and it sounds like that lady that was stomping grapes, that viral reporter, and she fell out of the grape tub.
That's the noise Meek Mill was making.
They're not making love, and I'll just be thinking about something.
I hear, ah! Like, oh god.
I just keep my ringer off most of the time now.
I should just change it.
You should. I don't know how I'm programmed.
I know something's coming up where I'm going to have that ringer on.
It's going to be really...
I'm really going to be glad I did.
Like, I'm going to forget I have it on there.
I'll be talking somewhere. Something being recorded.
Hopefully something important. And then that's just going to burst out of nowhere.
That sound. Well, I would hope also kind of like it may be like a Thanksgiving dinner or something like that with a lot of people around.
Next time I see Mother and we're going out, when I'm having coffee with Mother, I will bring it.
Wait, so... Anyway, so Pete Diddy thing is so amazing to me because...
That's why Justin Bieber was acting out.
Remember how we all judged him for not being a clean cut?
I never judged the kid.
I never gave a shit.
Yeah, me neither. Remember America judged him?
Well, let me say this. Remember Simone Bales didn't show up for the Olympics.
At the very end. And everybody shit all over her.
And I'm like, she was molested.
Yeah, she was one of the major people.
I thought I was remembering wrong because I couldn't believe the night and day.
I just heard this Larry Nassar disgusting story.
Yeah. And she was fucking viciously molested by that guy.
And then, so, and also, whatever her fucking, you know, I don't know if she's on Ritalin or what the fuck she's taking from a prescription.
Yeah. And they don't allow it in the country she's in.
And what's the point?
If she's on that, first of all, that's like a kind of speed they give people that if you go off that, you're going to have an effect.
For the Olympics, you're going to just not have that.
It's not getting her wired, it's getting her normal.
Yeah. And again, just that trauma associated with the Olympics, when I saw everybody acting that way towards her, I was like, you know what?
Fuck you guys. Like, you don't know, like, what that, like, this guy literally, apparently hundreds of victims, and she was one of them.
I'd probably be pretty averse.
You know why they did it? Because they're all programmed.
I'm watching it now with Israel bullshit.
Mm-hmm. All the fucking channels on YouTube that are in my thing, especially if they lean towards the right side of the aisle, you can watch how they did their calculus for what side they're on or any given issue.
So a lot of them, to me, it looks like they're going, okay, this larger creator that I may one day do a deal with, which way are they going on this?
Because I want to be in line with the money.
See, you don't got to... The money is already the perfect fucking devil influence...
Because you're going to not cheat yourself out of money down the line.
So you're not going to just blurt out shit.
What that kid was saying to me by going, you're talking about black people things, is where his particular zone in the fucking prison planet is not a profitable thing to do what I did.
Because that's the circles they run in.
It's not profitable to notice the insane shit going on in the city.
I saw two different videos.
One was where Colin Jost at that press dinner where the press and the government, once a year they have this sacred dinner where they acknowledge that they're all in on it together.
The press corps dinner, yeah. The press corps dinner, which I've never understood why that happens, how that's okay, why no one sees a massive problem with this.
But I remember no one boycotted, you know, because all the people I boycott because of Palestine.
As far as I can remember, the only person that ever boycotted that was Trump.
It wasn't for Palestine.
The only person that was like, I'm not showing up for that shit, was Trump.
To his credit. Right.
And Colin, so first I see Colin do two jokes up front that were very decent jokes.
He said something about he didn't bring Michael Che because, like, the president, he's losing all his black support.
You know, like, he had two good fucking things.
So I thought he might...
I was like, oh, he probably did a hit.
And then...
And he probably did.
During his set, he probably hit both sides.
I'm sure he did. But at the very end, he had a heartfelt thing about decency, what I'm voting for, Biden's decency, and my grandfather.
So he had to do his...
I don't know if Colin viewed it this way.
It looked very heartfelt, but I view it as what they call a humiliation ritual.
After you make fun of the whatever king, and he had to do his heartfelt piece of shit, whatever, to make it okay for the little tiny things he said up at the top, Especially when you go decency.
He went to MIT, that motherfucker, okay?
These aren't stupid fucking people.
So I know that they're on purpose not knowing shit, okay?
You're not knowing shit on purpose because it's not profitable.
And also, is he married to fucking ScarJo?
Is he Scarlett Johansson's husband?
Yeah, and so she's in her, like, MILF years.
I mean, he did fuck that MILF. He did.
That's his kid, right? You know what?
I'm so not into the Hollywood thing.
I don't know. And he was always a nice guy who I always liked him fine.
His face bugged me, but it's not his fault in any way.
I'm never held out against him.
He has like a small amount of faces.
He looks like he plays collegiate tennis.
Like he's got that very...
It's like a better version of a Charlie Kirk face.
There you go. There you go.
It's a very Reed Seligman face from that lying stripper that said that they called her race words.
You know, that team that everybody said was guilty and they weren't guilty?
No. Because they're white?
Didn't see that one.
No. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
Well, I said I didn't see it.
I don't know if I saw it. It was a big case.
They had a black stripper.
These guys look like every douchebag frat boy that you were being told was a rapist.
In the Glee times, whenever Glee was being popular.
Nai Fong, who was named the DA, was in, I don't know, Carolina or something.
Mike Nai Fong. He got this barred because of this.
Okay. And he sent these kids out.
They hadn't done anything wrong. This chick was just a crazy...
She ended up going to prison for trying to kill her boyfriend.
Oh. And it was a big news story.
They had to sue about it, and there's a documentary.
You're just forgetting it, but I'm telling you, there's no way you didn't see it when it came out.
I don't know. I don't remember that.
Let me ask you this.
Since we're talking about narratives and whatnot stories, have you covered the Baltimore School AI story yet?
What's that? Yo, it's the craziest shit ever.
So, there was a vice principal there that had to step down because audio came out of him dropping N-bombs, just talking...
Oh, then there was somebody...
And, okay... So that was another teacher was doing it to frame him.
Somebody else in the school district.
Yeah, and I saw the teacher and it was like some black nerd guy that didn't like...
What did they not like him about? It had to be like he talked about Diddy too much as a white man.
I have no idea, but it was scary to me that it went that far and that this guy...
I mean, he had to hire security.
People wanted to kill him. I mean, if you listen...
I listened to what was supposedly him.
And I mean, you were like, holy shit.
And all of it was fake.
And it wasn't even like students.
It was some kind of academic rival that didn't like the guy.
I heard that on the road to you.
What's the most coveted position there is, working in a Baltimore public school?
You gotta understand how cutthroat it is at those levels.
And that was kind of the point that this was such a low level and it was so dangerous.
This hasn't even entered into the political spectrum yet.
Have you seen that the Ukraine has now created their own digital avatar, a woman of color, to instruct on the military operations?
Would you like to see? Hold up.
Yes, I would. Now, remember the other trans woman spokesman who I believe has de-transitioned?
This is the replacement. What happened to that dude who's now a dude again?
On to a new mission? I don't know, but I can show you this.
This is the new AI avatar.
So, again, this is the AI spokesperson to provide timely updates amid the war with Russia that looks like a real-life influencer.
Okay, so that influencer is not for Ukrainians, that's for us, because there ain't no way they would be putting that for Ukrainians.
That's how I felt about it, but apparently this is based on some celebrity over there.
But Victoria Shee is not a real person.
It is AI now.
It's in this conflict.
And most people, unfortunately, have kind of put this conflict to the side because of how egregious and crazy the Israeli conflict has gotten out of control.
Yeah, well, they're all dead now, so what's the point?
You're a new group of people to kill, right?
Yeah. They already wiped out...
I mean, that's... So that's going to be...
I imagine... They're like, oh, they wiped out a generation of men.
Probably women, too. They're going to be replaced with self-serve kiosks.
Ukraine's going to be an AI country of just AIs.
And, you know, then Israel...
I don't know what the fuck, how this is going to end up.
I'm guessing... They're going to wrap up killing as many as they can of Palestinians, send the rest of them here and to other countries.
That was what I think the goal is.
Whatever internal fight, which I'm guessing the two factions are the WEF versus the AIPAC type people, Because that's your two sides.
Like Brian Stelter's a WEF and Anderson Cooper's a APAC. Okay?
And this is like pitting brother against brother, some of these.
I mean, I'll be honest. Because they all went to young leader school and now look at them.
I don't think it's going anywhere, Kurt.
I think that... There's no ceasefire.
Obviously, the only bargaining chips the other side has is this 100-plus hostages that haven't been released.
They cut the deal before and immediately started getting bombed again.
We're using AI to kill people.
This is the first time I've ever seen Netanyahu and the other leaders out there openly saying there is no two-state solution.
That's done. Well, if that's done...
Well, he said it when he funded Hamas.
He was saying it. Well, all the way back then, when we were talking about putting Hamas into leadership, it was pretty apparent you can't have a two-state solution without a government with a military, right?
And that's why they funded Hamas and promoted it back then.
A lot of people, that fails to even ring on their deaf ears.
My biggest thing is this. Israel's going nowhere.
They hear it. Because this is my number one thing with my friends that support this shit.
Yeah. I always bring that up first, because I ain't letting that go.
And so when I was at Roseanne's at Thanksgiving, I fucking love Roseanne, but I haven't talked to her about all this real shit.
I don't even want to, because let me tell you, a bunch of my friends are like, yay, Woke is over, and now fucking...
It's insane.
I mean, Woke is over. That's October 7th.
That was right. That was the thing that killed Woke.
It was October fucking 7th when a bunch of Ashkenazi Jews realized that they are considered white and they're like, hold the phone.
No, we're not. They thought that Ben Shapiro was ringing the alarm that, hey, we're only going to lose our...
We are white, but we're also a minority.
This is what everybody's scrambling for their Ivy League shit and their little whatever they're going to grab.
And that idea of, they make an excuse for that piece of shit, Netanyahu.
See, I think if you funded the terrorist organization that attacked you, And whatever.
I think it's your fucking fault and you shouldn't get to kill all the people that kind of look like them that you keep in a fucking concentration camp.
Well, again, Kurt, they're not talking about the fact that U.S. Special Forces were already on the ground on October 7th.
They were there. That we have more U.S. Special Forces on the ground after the fact.
And there was just recently a space over there.
We're not talking about this country.
We have sent U.S. soldiers over there.
It's not just funding the weapons system.
Yeah, I know. A guy lit himself on fire for that.
Remember a guy lit himself on fire because he found out he was going to have to go participate in the murder?
And you know what? I never thought that 2024 was going to be the year of American immolations, right?
Like, you didn't just get one.
I count three. I count three.
So, historically...
You know, zero to one shows things aren't going well.
A guy lighting himself on fire, bro.
And if you think in the 60s, that's like a Buddhist monk.
Like, I'll be honest, I don't give a shit about.
Buddhist monks do goofy shit all the time.
Mummify themselves, light themselves on.
So, and that was a big cultural thing they made posters of.
This is three not wearing fucking robes and diapers people.
Like, regular people.
You understand the magnitude of the guy in the Air Force, which I've watched.
I don't like that motherfucker.
Short Fatako.
Short fat otaku talk about these people that like themselves on fire.
He's such a little fat Canadian neoliberal cunt.
It actually makes me mad listening to him talk, you know?
I don't know who he is. Well, it's just stuff in my feed.
Okay. There's people where I'm like, I'll watch, it'll be interesting, then I'm like, what the fuck is this, dude?
And he's one of them. And he's one of them like, there's not a problem.
Stop being extreme. And where I'm like, You know, it's a lot of that.
Like, don't act all dramatic like there's a fucking...
What is this, David Icke stuff?
Like, you should be listening to every cuckoo story at this point because by way of a, for instance, P. Diddy, in 2018, I watched a crazy guy being interrogated named Jonathan Addy.
Did you ever see it? No.
Wait, I think... Wait, was he like a younger black guy?
No. Okay, maybe not. The white guy, I thought his accent was a retarded accent, but it wasn't.
He's South African. He's from the dancing...
Have you ever seen these pornos?
The dancing bear? Oh, I know the dancing bear.
Reality Kings. Yes.
Sure, sure. I don't think those are real parties, by the way.
Oh, you don't? You don't? You know, back in the day, I remember Kimbo.
Kimbo Slice was actually fronted by those guys because he was security for them.
And he used to be in a lot of those videos, the party, in the VIP line, not so much the dancing bear.
Yes. He had to handle those women when they got out of line.
So wait, so...
So when this guy ran to a Trump hotel in Miami wearing a wetsuit in the video...
I'll find the video to send you because I saw this in 2018.
It was hilarious. So this guy, Jonathan Otte, you see him running in with a gun in this Trump hotel.
All people are cleared out.
He's putting an American flag across the front desk.
Then he puts on a pair of socks.
He's barefoot in his wetsuit.
Then the next camera clip is him running through this smooth marble floor with socks.
And they shoot me slides on it.
I mean, it's one of the funniest things, like, when I'm just watching it, I'm like, Jesus Christ.
Okay, so, then he's being interrogated by whatever, I don't know, the FBI or C-serves, and he's going, yeah, well, that was, basically, he's trying to get a warning to Trump that they're after him.
He goes, so I was a sex slave of Pete Diddy, okay?
And his B-Tiddy's in the boule.
You know what that is? This agent you can see is like, well, the black Illuminati.
So it's like the B-E-T Illuminati.
He goes, Pete Diddy?
He's gay. DJ Khaled?
He's gay. He's a Hamas supporter.
He's gay. What's the other fun guy?
The one that took his name from the real drug dealer?
Rick Ross. Rick Ross?
He's gay. He wasn't a sex slave like he was owned.
He was like being paid to be a sex slave.
Yeah, he's a call boy.
Call guy. Okay, so the thing, and he's saying this perfectly calm, and not, like, he's not at all crazy, even though everything he's saying is the crazy.
2018, you're like, oh, this guy.
First of all, you're watching a video of him, of his hijinks, followed by this interview, okay?
So it stuck out.
So then, all of a sudden, I started hearing, you know, a few years ago, 2020, and all of a sudden, all this stuff comes out.
And then I went back and looked at that video again of that guy, and I went, oh, okay, that's verified.
All these things happened. All these things came out, except I haven't heard the Boulay mentioned, which is I haven't heard BET. I always bring it up because I think it's hilarious that diversity killed the Illuminati, too.
Typical. It sounds like it's out of Louisiana, though.
I want, like, it being like...
It is out of Louisiana. Of course it is.
Of course it is. It's absolutely...
Where else would it be from?
It's some kind of voodoo...
It's not called voodoo.
And they don't have voodoo dolls.
I didn't know how all this bullshit that you've heard from...
It's all from movies. From our goddamn North Korea-level accuracy of...
Hollywood is North Korea level bad in terms of being accurate.
And don't even... It's funny when I think about it.
I'm like... And then regularly they just put lies.
Well, yeah, for the story it had to be...
You're putting this for the story.
Like, what? Anyway, I'm watching this guy talk about it.
So everything he said and he's...
Now the names that he mentioned...
He started mentioning other names, okay?
Such as Ben Mislis.
You know who that is? No, I don't.
From the Mislis brothers.
He's a lawyer, Ben Miseless.
He's connected to Hillary Clinton.
The Miseless brothers are Democratic, like, who's the guy who made Media Matters, that piece of shit?
Oh, yeah, you're talking about...
David Brock. David Brock.
Yeah, Aliphant's boyfriend, yeah.
So, David Brock's not the only David Brock.
There's a bunch of aspiring, despicable...
Type 1 reptoid parasite lizard creature, metaphorically or literally, I don't know which.
Don't care. That's what they are.
They're the scum of the earth.
They grow them in D.C. Okay?
They're like Jonas Brothers of propaganda to work for the Democrats for smears and shit.
And when Joe Rogan, remember, spoke at how it was Dr.
Ivermectin, they recolored his face.
Everything Joe Rogan said during the pandemic, everything he said, and people who didn't Weren't against him.
Josh Zapp, who I like a lot, used to be on CNN, he corrected Rogan.
Josh was wrong. Rogan was right.
Every single thing, because Rogan looked it up.
And Rogan was the focus of the don't do your own research.
How dare you, a guy with muscles.
A guy that physically takes care of his body and has made social commentary that made people laugh for decades.
How dare he have an opinion?
Well, I'll see people attack Rogue in two ways.
There's one, fuck you because of your sports...
It's crazy.
And how dare you question?
And it's just purely like fucking...
He's like their Rodney Dangerfield at their country club in a way for some reason.
So it's that... Okay?
And then, from the other end, our friends of mine are like, well, he's not funny.
Why does he have the number one podcast?
His comedy's not funny. Like, dude, first of all, I'll say this for Rogan's comedy.
I've had to lose at least four premises that he got to, he already had jokes about, that are very unusual premises.
Mm-hmm. You probably didn't watch any of his comedy or whatever, and I rarely watch any of my friends, besides Attell.
I almost never...
Love Attell. I've seen him live a couple times, actually.
He was my hero of comedy, so I always watch...
But what I'm saying is, to even, like...
So, I'm not going to take nothing away from his comedy.
If I had to drop jokes...
Because he's original.
But the reason his podcast is big has nothing to do with comedy.
Do you think that's why he...
First of all, what he does is so much more important than anything with stupid fucking comedy.
And the people that have said that to me are people that are invariably in New York.
Because they are like...
Like I said, New York trains you to not see a thing that you should see.
Because you want to not be traumatized every second of your life by sights and smells.
I jumped on subway tracks one time to get an iPod Mini off the tracks.
You did not. Yeah, and I jumped right back up and a Sikh Indian guy just looked at me like this.
He couldn't believe it.
Do you think I was going to ride the subway?
I had a long-ass subway ride.
Do you think I was going to sit there listening to the sounds of humanity on a fucking subway going from Washington Heights deep into fucking the Jefferson stop?
But, okay, no.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die than hear those.
So I know the feeling of not wanting to see reality very well, you know?
And that's where they got to find ways to trash him because he's like...
Like I said, that guy's one of the best people I ever met in entertainment business.
I've never seen him be like an ego motherfucker of people.
He was awesome to me when I met him, and this is well before the podcast took off.
My Rogan story is I kind of got him and Alex Jones back together because Jones had a problem with his...
Well, that N-word thing Jones had picked out, right?
He didn't like...
He was pissed off about Fear Factor, and especially, I don't know if you remember Robbie, I think it was Robbie Williams, remember the pop star?
He had that one where they were putting metal things through his skin, and he didn't like the torture porn of it.
And then he would also be like, you know he hangs out with LeVay's kid.
Because he'd hung out with LeVay's kid a couple times.
I'm like, dude, you know, and this is before the podcast.
I go, you don't understand how culturally significant he is.
I go, UFC's only going to explode.
I go, his comedy is still top tier.
I remember I was watching the Gorilla Fuck Your Girlfriend bit from one of his comedy, which was excellent.
And eventually they did. They got back together.
And in 2000, I think it was either, I think it was 2009, UFC came to Dallas and I got tickets to 103.
And I got to go hang out with him and Ari Shafir and Eddie Bravo.
And, you know, they were big time skeptical of me, you know, but they were, you know, Joe was awesome to me.
It was fucking great. Yeah, he doesn't just believe any shit.
I believe crazier shit than he probably believes.
I 100% believe crazier shit than he believes.
And that's not, I'm not talking about spaceship stuff.
I'm talking about land news.
Sure. If you talk about Haiti, if you talk about what goes on in Haiti...
In fact, when I was on his show, he was like, oh, you're a conspiracy.
I'm like, dude, I'm just talking about current events in Haiti.
That's not a conspiracy. I mean, that's...
We haven't even got to my crazy shit, I think.
You know, I watched you on there.
You killed it. And then you did Jones the same day that that was dropped.
You killed it there. Oh, so Alex...
So when I was talking...
Because... Okay. He brought up a good...
A very good point on there about...
Because I want to know about the old religion, you know, the thing that Mark Passio talks about.
Sure. Because, and I've looked, now I went on such a crazy ass, like, going, looking through shit, especially like, because I didn't know like Gnosticism was like an insult kind of name.
I didn't know that, like how Wahhabism is, or these are called Jehovah's Witnesses, Millerites, or Jehovah's, or whatever, you know, like, it's like an insult name, because you're being a big gno-it-all, and people don't like you.
Gno-it-all. But I was watching that guy, John Lash.
So I'll watch anybody's thing because I just want to know their take on it.
Because frequently, especially if people are like Bible believers, like...
Okay, so Alex was talking about how these people think that they're channeling Zeus and...
I'm sure a bunch of these people think they're doing that in various little cults.
I don't think they're all united because Christianity is not all united.
Nothing's united like that.
There's sects of things, okay?
But this guy John Lash said a thing that I suspect is true, which is, yeah, they trace their lineage.
I've said this before here, people, I don't know what their Scientology, the top level, they trace their lineage to Atlantis, right?
And I suspect they're not from Atlantis, I must say.
Oh, do you? I also suspect they're not from it.
I mean, that's Stanley, Manly P. Hall's The Secret Doctrine.
You know, 18 talks about it.
So, John Lesh is the only other guy I've seen Satanists because I just look at it through a lens of being in a turn-of-the-century weird sect of Jehovah's Witnesses.
The way we thought about, the way I thought about being a Christian was I was doing the original Christianity that Jesus did.
Nobody else was. Okay?
So when we read the Bible, it's like one continuous book.
Okay? And then the story continues with you at the end.
Okay? And when you're picturing what's going on back then, you're picturing a version of your own congregation in a way.
Not exactly, but you know.
You're projecting yourself as the progenitor of the story.
Of course. That's the reason we have these fucking stories, right?
So, and John Lash said a thing, and he said it in these words, though, where I'm like, oh, that's what I suspect.
He goes, because if you study older shit than the Bible, which you should, if you want to think old shit's real, you should look at the much older shit and see where everybody's cribbing from each other.
Okay? And there's like a war from the start between the king and the priests.
The middleman It's like all this economics of the middleman to the unseen entity.
And if the king is more important than the guy...
Because whoever could write, that's your first magic.
It's like you're storing information outside your brain.
Other people can't, okay? So now that's an economy of that, okay?
And so that forms a class.
And then you can see an ancient, like, whenever they're talking about Sumerian or all the old, that's the priests fighting with the king about who the fuck is talking to God.
They make little treaties here and there.
Okay, you're the son of the God, but I have to talk.
They all make deals all through this fucking time.
And around 1300 or whatever, I think is when he said, I'm sure some soothsayer said, yeah, you actually have the bloodline of Atlantis.
Like, when you hear the story of Plato hearing about Atlantis from the Egyptians, The Egyptians, if you think of Cleopatra or whatever, the Egyptians are world-renowned for surviving and being admired by the places that absorbed them.
And I'll bet you a big way Egypt would do that, I'll bet you they would do it by sucking up and telling the people that conquered them, oh, you're actually our god for Ra.
And that's, like, you're right.
That is like Jupiter, my god.
And I am his son.
Well, Egypt is smart.
They have all the knowledge.
I'll bet you. Now, that's not how John Lash put it, but...
Like, I think there are actually, I think one, there are ETs or whatever.
I think they're all con men.
I think the universe is a goddamn internet.
And you pick up all kinds of phishing scams, you know, like to phish your account.
You've got to get tricked and let them into your account, right?
And then they can fucking start taking shit from you.
And I think the collective unconscious, I said this on an Alex Jones thing, that's the original internet.
Collective unconscious. Well, it's almost like the vampire tale, right?
They can only do harm to you if you let them in.
So you have to let them in first, right?
You have to acquiesce to it.
Right. And that could be also, you know, metaphorically, like, see, that's the thing of, if you watch Jaguar Wright talk about P. Diddy, like, why is he going to fuck people in the ass that don't want to be fucked in the ass?
And she goes, because that's your dominion.
That's your house he's in.
He's draining power out of you.
I feed on a...
I like to think of it as more symbiotic, not being a parasite, but if I'm doing a show...
You feed on the energy of those around you, for sure.
And then I'm trying to put it back...
I'm trying to build it into something, right?
And sometimes if you don't feel like doing your job...
Like times when I've 100% failed going on stage is I assumed I was going to feed.
I didn't come with my own energy to feed in first.
I wasn't being in the moment and analyzing what it is I'm looking at right now rather than trying to make it a crowd from last night or make it a something.
Instead of just like, okay, what am I dealing with in this moment?
And not projecting anything onto it, okay?
Because I need to have a clear view.
I got to check my driving, check my mirrors or wherever, see where I'm at.
I'm not closing my eyes.
People do this all the time.
When you fuck up something, it's not being in the moment.
I won't bring If I need to provide energy to generate it from the crowd, I need to be prepared to do it.
So the ego trip and times where I've had a creamer meltdown with races that you've never even heard of.
Well, that's good to know.
That makes me like you so much more, Kurt, that you've had those racial meltdowns.
Kirby talk about black people.
They're not really racial. I'm terming it that way.
It's just New York's a diverse place.
I found out certain Caribbean people don't like my kind of humor because they're very much multi-level marketing kind of people and they don't like you attacking that.
They don't like you attacking Amway timeshare bullshit They tie Jesus into it.
So now you're disrespecting religion.
It's like all that... Talk about prosperity gospel infecting a group of people.
Oh, the Caribbean. All the shit that they've been through from colonization and then the hopes and dreams of like...
Those are black people that got a goddamn shot first.
Let me tell you something. When I would do my joke about...
Hey, good news. I joke.
What black people do you know?
They're going to fall for that. Remember they go black people should get their shots first?
Sure. The Caribbean?
Yeah. My old joke is like, good news, black people.
We're just emergency approved.
And you get to try it first.
Okay? And two black ladies in a corner at the comedy store get mad partway through.
I didn't even get to that part. I'm like, so that's what I'm talking about at the moment.
So I'm like, one was a nurse and one was a doctor.
They're sisters. Like, are you Caribbean?
Yeah. I knew immediately what was going on here.
Listen, I'm talking about black people, ladies, okay?
I'm not talking about you. They're not even.
Wait, wait, wait. Caribbean's black.
When I say black, I'm talking about American.
Tuskegee experiment, heritage, black.
Not the Caribbean where you're still Catholic, like your goddamn Filipinos.
They're Catholic and shit, okay?
That's a whole different ass fucking thing, even though it's black.
I... These are nuances that you only get from being in the moment and a little bit interviewing them, and then you almost psychically can figure out what the deal is very quickly.
You do a hot read. And they were laughing because I picked out their whole thing.
Everybody goes into timeshare or, like, nursing.
Same as, like, a lot of working-class whites who become x-ray techs, right?
I hate that. And you're not wrong about that.
That's so true. Metzger, I got to wrap this up because I got to go pick up the niece at work.
But... Before we go.
Okay, here's the last thing I'll tell you that I realized from, okay?
So, to tie back to what Alex Jones talked about, so my girl does a podcast called Bad Art, and she talks about kind of weird art shit.
And I did the last one, and she was talking about Athena, you know, Athena, the goddess.
Sure, the goddess, yes.
Okay, and so there's a lot of statues of this shit, and I didn't realize, so I'd heard the story of Arachne, the chick they turned into a spider because she could sew better than Athena.
Like, she bragged that she was better than Athena at the loom or whatever, like a rap battle of sewing.
And Athena, you know, is disrespectful to the gods to do that.
Athena, so they had a contest.
Okay, bitch. And it's an interesting story because Arachne was better than Athena, a goddess.
She was better. Not only was she better, she showed a picture of the rape of Europa.
So that story is about how Poseidon, Europa who became a Gorgon, I think?
I think that's what it is. It was like making fun of the gods' story of Poseidon was like a Harvey Weinstein thing of Poseidon, right?
Okay? It's like a soap opera.
And so she got punished, Arachne, because of this disrespect of saying she's better than a goddess, being better than the goddess, making fun of all the worst crime.
We're sowing that tapestry.
Okay? Was like Julian Assange shit through tapestry.
That's the worst fucking crime. Documenting it.
Yeah. And so they turned her into a spider, like rachnid.
But Athena felt kind of bad because she was good.
Okay? And so that's why she made her a spider, so she could still sew at least.
Oh. Okay? Very nice of her.
Yeah. Yeah, and The Rape of Europa, by the way, the story was Poseidon rapes this chick and then she gets turned into a Gorgon after she's been the victim.
Of a god, okay?
But there's actually two stories.
The other story is she was trying to move up in whatever, and she seduced him.
And then I realized, oh, because women are minors there, right?
So much like you could be a 30-year-old woman, but you're a minor because you're still owned by your dad, so it's rape, even if you wanted it.
I get it. Like you'd say about a child, statutory rape.
Even if they consent, they can't consent.
That's a kid. Think of the part of the world where a woman is never an adult, right?
So that's why it's a rape, a property theft.
And now, and then she becomes a Gorgon because she did like a power play.
So there's two different competing stories.
Why? Because a bunch of feminists in the art world and in all the colleges, all the people who study myths, There's been an active campaign to change it so Athena's not a petty...
See, these are about human nature, these stories, okay?
Really what they are is the 48 laws of power set to myths.
It's just the 48 laws of power.
And you know how the Simpsons used to be?
Both the smartest people like it and get it and the dumbest people like it and get it?
That's what the myths are. There's something for everyone.
If you're really smart, you can see it's a story about power and take something deep out of it, and that's what rulers get.
If you're an idiot, you go, yeah, then Athena did this, and then the sun, and she chased it on a chariot through the moon, right?
That's what this shit is.
They're encoding. Because I was blown away when she told me that there's this push to make Athena to change that mythology, because I hadn't heard this other mythology.
Okay. And I'm like, that's very strange.
Why would anybody in this day and age be bothering to retcon fucking Greek myths?
Who the fuck is still in that religion?
Oh, a lot of people.
Oh. Let me say this.
Jay Dyer, he does the fourth hour of the Alex Jones Show a ton.
He's very much, I mean, he's a Christian for sure, but he's a theologian.
He gets into all this stuff. Yeah, I know that.
He actually requested me to ask you to get on that show, and I think you guys would have a great discussion.
I'd love to do that. I know who he is.
I would love to talk to him. Yes, and you know, he actually met you behind the scenes at one of the Jimmy Dore events.
He told me he was really nervous.
He did. I met him at the one that, yeah, uh-huh.
I met him with Sam. Yeah, so that's got to happen for sure.
And then Dore is coming to my neck of the woods at the end of June.
I'd love to get him in studio and buy him a steak.
We're definitely going to the show, but you guys got to just keep it up, man.
You're killing it on every level.
I don't have a choice. By the way, I'm not rich in any way, shape, or form.
I have to work. I get it.
Listen, man, that's the other thing.
I'm one of them new Davos people that don't own nothing.
I'm so happy. Bro, I love what I do.
You know, and right now I got two shows.
It's a little, you know, I'm on three hours a day.
This is just kind of a side thing.
But I intend to work for the rest of my life because I actually like what I do.
And I assume you on some level, but maybe you're not touring for the rest of your life.
Yeah, I am touring. Well, I'm saying forever.
Yeah. And you can find, because me and Kyle are going to Mothership to do Pussies Live.
Me and Dunnigan are doing Pussies Live at Mothership from the 12th to the 14th.
And the Pussies Live shows are fucking great.
We did them at Largo back in the day.
And that's this month or next month?
This month. Oh, this month you're going to be down in Austin, Texas at the Mothership, 12th to 14th.
and then uh i'll be back at the mothership probably in june or july on july i'm back at the mothership just doing my hour but uh the pussies live is like i i that's like one of my favorite one of my favorite things to do is pussies live like we with those shows were we had like a lot of people show up too that like weird fans you wouldn't expect to have i told you that the tick came Oh yeah, you did tell me that. I love The Tick.
A dude from... What band was it?
Dude, like a shocking amount of people.
I'll tell you who I love is a dude from MacGruber, Ryan Flippy.
Yes. That guy's cool as shit.
He's hilarious. He looks fantastic too.
The guy looks the same as I remember him looking when I first saw him.
But there's all these like Gen X actors that are like...
We're really into it because they really can't believe how crazy...
You know, these are people that lived through the Weinstein years.
He's out! I can't believe it, but he's out.
He's not out yet. Pray, God willing.
He'll be out soon. Because I knew...
When I heard, look, I bring this up at every show about it.
I go, could I have a good joke that at prayer work, you know, like Dr.
Cosby was freed and all, but they, this came out in the trial.
Nobody remembers it. And I remember at the time where I'm like, is everybody under a spell that you don't know this aspect of the case?
What, that that woman had had a relationship with him years after?
No. One of the accusers, okay.
His dick had fallen off some time ago.
Oh, he had that weird vagina thing that was very disgusting.
His dick fell off of his fucking body and it came out during the trial because the woman's testimony was that she's standing there watching him.
She thought he was intersex or something because he had just like a stump and he had to get out some weird syringe and inject it into his dick stump during her, I guess, rape.
She stood there and watched and then what, you scissored?
What the fuck? What are we even talking about now?
Your Honor, Move to dismiss the entire case because my client has no dick.
Okay, look, just put that together.
How in the fuck is that even a thing?
Because they had people bring in their anecdotes from other shit, which is not a thing you can do in court.
And that's why I was struck down, by the way.
The Bill Cosby thing.
I'm sure Bill Cosby did that.
I'm sure he did. You don't get into power structure if you're not going to have a weird vice that they know about.
And I'm sure my black friends are like, well, it's because he's going to try to buy NBC. I'm sure he was.
And that's why they stopped tolerating what he did.
Because you're not getting that big unless you participate.
That's what we learned at Flavor Camp.
That's what Diddy told us at Flavor Camp.
And it's all coming out now.
So the thing is to look to all that prosperity gospel shit and all that fucking like now is an exciting time because people stuff that I don't even believe in but other people they're starting to see through the packaging of shit.
So that's like what I think is really good.
People are starting to notice, hey, wait a minute.
Because all that, what are you trying to tear down a black man?
Trying to tear down a Christian? What are you trying to tear down a woman who's doing something?
That old excuse for psychopaths?
Across the board, a bunch of people are noticing that it's bullshit.
You know why? Because our fuckbag satanic government forgot to promote enough of a force field of middle class blanks to be a wall to protect them from the Well, the middle class is over, man. It's over.
Middle class is pretty much over.
So they fucked up.
So that meant they were banking on...
Okay, now I'm really speculating.
Clearly, they were banking on AI to be done a lot sooner than it has been done.
It has not achieved drawing hands yet.
Let me just say this, dude.
Did you see... No, it's coming along in ways, but remember those stores where you walk in and you don't pay?
You just walk in like you're looting, and it scans your phone?
That's fun. It's like, I'm looting, but it's legal.
It turns out that AI never worked, and they've just been having Indians watching people on a closed-circuit TV. I mean, that's like if you open the hood and there's hamster wheels turning.
All I'm saying is the regulation on this has passed and no one knows about.
So let me just show you this really quick.
So they've now created an executive order, which now only about 30 days away, because this was the end of March, and HHS actually has now come into...
Lying with this, where each government agency and all corporate entities and structures are now going to have to have a chief AI officer that has a certain clearance level.
And so everything they do is going to be monitored by the Defense Department and the Intel communities, which are actually exempt from this.
Wow, the new priests are here.
Yeah, so there, if you look at this, they're going to have to have certain clearances, but the intelligence community and the department, each agency, except for the Department of Defense and Intelligence community, must individually inventory each of its AI use cases.
Everything they do, software, hardware.
It's all going and being funneled right into our defense department.
So there's not going to be any real innovation.
We've already seen the AI they've given us.
It's shit. Yeah, but they probably have one that works perfectly well, I'm sure, for the last 30 years.
But I'm talking about the ones for the idiots here who thought, so what are we going to do with all this population?
Because most of the jobs are going away, and I didn't even want to do universal basic income, because fuck these people, but they didn't want to do it.
So I guess we'll have to soft kill them with various things, wars, and we need some wars, and we need some fucking...
You know, a weird jab that...
See, we were so close to being able to put this on the YouTube.
That last line, maybe we'll just X that out.
Metzger? I could talk to you for two fucking more hours, bro.
I gotta run. I'm going to the gym.
Later, brother. I love you. We'll talk to you later.
Yo, set me up with that dude. I want to do it.
Alright, yes, we'll definitely do that to you.
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