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April 8, 2026 - Hodgetwins
07:07
Women Try to Block Parking Spot… Instantly Regret It

Hodgetwins dissect a viral confrontation where an elderly woman refuses to vacate a parking spot despite recording, sparking racially charged commentary about white men and general female rudeness. The narrative shifts to an Uber driver halting service due to a passenger eating inside, leading to speculation about immigrant drivers avoiding black riders based on past experiences in Hawaii. Ultimately, the hosts reframe perceived racist behaviors, such as clutching purses near black individuals, not as prejudice but as survival instincts triggered by specific visual cues. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: CohereLabs/cohere-transcribe-03-2026, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
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Stereotypes and Racist Comments 00:05:40
Hey everybody, we have stereotypes for a reason.
Holy moly!
Check this video out.
She's coming, she's coming.
That's her.
Look, and the dog, and the dog.
So they're black in the pockets.
Put them on, put them on.
They're so steady.
So immature.
The one that can't walk.
As long as you don't touch it, it's fine.
I will.
As long as you keep recording, don't even say anything.
Y'all still parked right here.
Don't have a park.
She's elderly.
I want to say something so racist, but I can't.
Don't, don't do that.
You better not.
No, but they deserve it.
She's elderly and can't.
Well, no.
All right.
You ready to go?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, just keep recording.
Just keep recording.
Why do you think they're recording?
Oh, poor little girl's giving a loser sign.
Yeah.
She's doing this for a loser.
I bet her daddy long gone.
Look, we have stereotypes for a reason.
Remember this saying?
Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.
There you go.
I mean, look at this.
You're not ashamed of nothing in front of a little kid.
She's elderly and cat.
Over a parking spot.
You ready to go?
Yeah.
Well, just keep recording.
Just keep recording.
I hope y'all go on the day.
I want to look.
Right here, and they didn't want to move.
So he low key tried to pull us before my mom could pull us.
Hey, thanks for the entertainment.
Hey, thanks for the entertainment.
How did you come today to bust this like a pizza ass?
Hey, say, how do you do?
Hey, say, how do you do?
Your elderly ass mother?
Wow, look at that.
Look at that.
Look at the little girl.
Yeah.
The little girl's doomed.
Yeah.
Man, I wish I could shake the man's hand who came over with that.
You know he's a white man.
Offended by everything.
Ashamed of nothing.
That had to come from a white man.
I don't know what it is.
This, um, I hate to make this about race, just our women in public are just rude and loud and obnoxious.
Check out this next video.
You think this is bad?
Watch this video.
Hey, say how do you do?
Hey, say how do you do?
Your elderly ass mother?
This is too bad, though.
Hey, say how do you do?
Say how do you do?
Say how do you do?
Hey, you deserve to walk closer.
Oh fuck that, that's what this is.
There's another one in the back.
This is an Uber.
Who you being another one?
for the meeting.
Stop recording me if I get mad.
What?
Stop recording me.
If I throw all the food on your floor and make you mad right now, I'll throw the food on the floor.
Okay.
Of course, recording.
I have recording here too.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, miss.
Don't worry.
You can't eat this mic out.
This is taxi.
This is not restaurant for you.
They're going to cancel it right now.
Right now, they're going to cancel it.
Bring me back.
Okay.
Which address?
Bring me back.
My name is your driver just pulled over his car because I am eating in his car.
I'm a grown-ass lady He pulled over on the side of the road.
I told him if he have a problem cancel the trip right now he cancel the trip and send me a different driver Tell him to bring me back to my destination.
I'm a grown-ass lady sir.
He's pulling over his car on the You're on speaker.
He's pulling over the car in the middle of the street.
That's very unprofessional Okay, okay, no problem.
No eating, okay?
Okay, thank you.
My taxi, no restaurant, okay?
I'll show you right now.
I'll show you.
What do you mean, show you?
I'll show you.
Now I make money.
Now I make money.
I make money now.
Watch.
Now I make money.
Don't touch my car, okay?
Look, miss.
You see?
I don't care.
Bring me back to my destination.
I'm talking good with you.
Bring me back so I show you now.
I make less in the car now.
Yeah?
Bring me back over there where I was at.
I was over there.
Bring me over there.
Bring me over there.
Wow, what are you doing?
What is she doing?
Look at the area he's working Uber in.
Look what's outside.
Uber Areas and Immigrant Bias 00:01:23
Look, look, guys, that's crazy.
Look, you see, okay, I'm gonna charge now.
Why would she even work in that area?
Well, obviously, he's an immigrant, he don't know no better.
Tell you what, I mean, think about it like this.
Next time he picks up a person, right?
He's going to pull up and he's going to see it's a black person.
Are you going to really fault him if he just drives off?
You know, that happens to me a lot.
It happened to me a lot in Hawaii.
I would call the Uber, do a pull up, and then they would just take off as soon as they saw him.
I was like, that was racist.
Well, we know why.
Because people are going to stereotype you.
Oh, that's one of them.
Yeah.
I'm going to keep going.
That happened to me twice when I was in Hawaii.
Yeah.
I'm in an elevator.
A white woman comes in and she clenches her purse.
We know why.
Because you're one of them.
Because I'm one of them.
I mean, that's not really racism.
It's pattern recognition.
Yeah.
It's a survival instinct, really.
That Uber driver pulls up and sees your big black ass.
Oh, no, not again.
No, no,
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