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Dec. 26, 2025 - Hodgetwins
09:00
Dog attacks Mailman then the entire Black Neighborhood Jumps in to Help!
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Hodgetwins react to a viral video of a dog attacking a mailman in a snowy Black neighborhood, noting residents lacked weapons while debating the animal's aggression against horror tropes like Cujo. As Miss Lucas intervenes and gets bitten, they question her safety and criticize her for remaining outside after the dog was struck by a mallet. Ultimately, the commentary shifts from analyzing the attack to speculating on the woman's injuries and why she stayed exposed despite minutes of danger. [Automatically generated summary]

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Mailman, Dog, and Broom Chaos 00:02:07
Poor mailman.
I think it's the mailman.
Dog.
Well, he's wearing a mailman uniform.
Yeah, this video is nuts.
Check this out.
Somebody's sitting in the car filming.
What she thinks she's doing with that broom?
I don't know.
It's probably her dog.
There you go.
He got his hand.
He ran back to the car.
Yeah, that guy's hand.
Pick the trash can back up.
Man, that crash cat ain't gonna do nothing.
You made him not gun?
All these black people, nobody has a gun.
Nobody has a knife.
That's the mailman.
Mailman.
Look how this dude just walking.
What is that?
Some paper rich or something.
Man, go get a butcher knife.
That ain't doing nothing to that dog.
He needs some water.
You think that's her dog?
It's gotta be.
The other guy runs away.
What is he doing?
He thinks screaming is gonna scare the dog away.
Nobody got a knife?
Pepper spray?
Internal Bleeding in Nice Neighborhood 00:06:53
I think.
I know FBI statistics.
I know y'all got some criminals in that neighborhood.
Nobody has a gun?
A shank?
This is probably a nice, good black neighborhood.
No, that's impossible.
This gotta be Chicago, I'm thinking.
Nobody has a knife.
Yeah.
Let's keep watching.
He tired.
He gave up.
Oh, he got a sledgehammer.
That's not a sledgehammer.
That's like a mallet.
That's not a sledgehammer.
You know what a sledgehammer is like?
I would have got a butcher knife.
Yeah.
Oh, that's his dog.
It's probably their dog.
Yeah.
He put the mouse on him.
Idiot.
Yep, it's their dog.
Yeah.
Two idiots.
Oh, that dog just want to play?
That dog want to play.
That dog think is playing.
You see what he did right here?
Watch this.
The dog thinks this is like fun.
Look.
The dog's playing.
See, if the dog really wanted to hurt him, he would do something.
But the dog's playing.
They're very bad owners.
Maybe that's not his dog.
Get it.
Get it.
Thank you.
Oh, fuck.
That dog is acting very rude.
Yeah, I don't know why he just gonna.
Fuck.
Thank you.
A dog like Cujo sit now.
Remember that movie, Cujo?
What's he out there standing there for?
My dog.
I got a dog look just like that.
Yeah, but it's gray.
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
No problem, man.
This fucking dog's sick.
This fucking dog's sick.
And I know dogs get green.
Miss Lucas, go!
Go in the house.
Oh, Jesus.
Miss Lucas trying to get bit.
And I know dogs get green.
Miss Lucas, go!
What's going on in the house?
What Miss Lucas doing?
Damn, she failed.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
And I know dogs get green.
Miss Lucas, go!
Go in the house.
Oh, Jesus.
I don't think Miss Lucas made it.
Yeah, hold on.
See, she fell.
She fell.
You know what?
If that was my neighborhood, Keith, man, I'd have put the whole clip in that dog.
Hey, Kevin, you know, like in a horror movie?
Like, when you're running from whatever horse chasing you, you always fall.
That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
That's how all of Jason Foorhees, Michael Myers, they always fall.
I don't think, I don't think that dog got it.
I think she made it, though.
How do you know?
What are you psychic?
The video cuts off.
That dog probably tore up.
What was her name?
Miss Lucas?
Nah.
If the dog wanted to get Miss Lucas, he would have got her.
Well, got her.
But I think that's in Chicago.
It's cold, snow, houses right beside each other.
Property taxes through the roof.
A lot of the houses are brick in Chicago, too.
Yeah.
I guarantee you that's a suburb of Chicago.
You saw she was hitting that dog?
She hitting that dog like this.
Yeah, women be doing like...
No, you needed something.
Needed a shank.
A gun.
All those black people and no weapons.
Yeah, I would have gotten a car.
I think I'd have just ran it over.
While it was...
Yeah, right there.
I would have just ran it over.
Because it's dangerous.
Right.
I ran it over.
I don't know.
But you know what, me, you got brains.
Yeah, but that dog's probably.
That dog's going to hurt somebody.
It already hurts somebody.
Where'd a mailman go?
I bet he.
You know how they always make fucking mailmen?
Dogs always.
That happens, yeah.
Yeah, that is real life.
Yeah.
Every time I talk to mailman, they don't play with them dogs.
Amazon drivers, too.
They freak out when they see dogs.
See, man, you'd have did, he would have gone through all this stuff.
I just don't get.
I suppose to go up behind the dog and pick up his back legs and do like that and spread them.
Yeah.
I don't see why she's just standing out here like this.
Get your channel.
No, she needs to go ahead and go in.
See him?
He's running in the house.
Yeah.
What is she doing?
What she picked?
Did she pick something up?
What she picked up?
I don't know what Miss Lucy's doing.
Like, she picks something up.
A snowball?
A phone?
Why don't she go in the house?
She's probably scared.
Paralyzed.
That woman ain't scared.
She's been out there the whole time.
Look at her.
She started walking away.
I don't know why she stayed out there.
I don't know why she stayed there.
I think Miss Lucas fell down and bashed her head open.
I hope she got away, man.
That is like, I don't know.
Nobody has a shank, butcher knife, gun.
Nobody.
Well, that dude had a mallet.
Yeah, I think that's how he got the dog to let go.
That's probably why the dog is collapsing.
He probably got internal bleeding.
No, it's probably popped a couple ribs.
No, it probably concussed the dog.
The dog's probably concussed.
Yeah.
Because the dog's like just falling over and stuff.
Right here.
Yeah.
Sir.
The dog is just.
I think the dog is concussed.
Dog got CT.
See?
See the dog?
He concussed.
Yeah.
Just dizzy.
This is the time to make your getaway.
Yeah, he probably hit him in the skull with that mallet.
Yeah, he's concussed.
Dog, look at that brother and say, why y'all running from me?
All I want to do is play.
Yeah, I don't know what.
Yeah, I don't get Miss Lucas.
Miss Lucas trying to run.
She steals.
Whoever was filming, why did he put the camera?
He went to go get Miss Lucas.
No, not after that dog been chewing on me for five minutes.
No, it's your turn to get chewed over.
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