Hodgetwins - Dog attacks Mailman then the entire Black Neighborhood Jumps in to Help!
Aired: 2025-12-26
Duration: 09:00


=== Mailman, Dog, and Broom Chaos (02:07) ===

[00:00:00]  Poor mailman.
[00:00:01]  I think it's the mailman.
[00:00:02]  Dog.
[00:00:03]  Well, he's wearing a mailman uniform.
[00:00:05]  Yeah, this video is nuts.
[00:00:07]  Check this out.
[00:00:12]  Somebody's sitting in the car filming.
[00:00:21]  What she thinks she's doing with that broom?
[00:00:23]  I don't know.
[00:00:23]  It's probably her dog.
[00:00:34]  There you go.
[00:00:40]  He got his hand.
[00:00:41]  He ran back to the car.
[00:00:42]  Yeah, that guy's hand.
[00:00:47]  Pick the trash can back up.
[00:00:48]  Man, that crash cat ain't gonna do nothing.
[00:00:50]  You made him not gun?
[00:00:54]  All these black people, nobody has a gun.
[00:01:03]  Nobody has a knife.
[00:01:10]  That's the mailman.
[00:01:11]  Mailman.
[00:01:13]  Look how this dude just walking.
[00:01:18]  What is that?
[00:01:19]  Some paper rich or something.
[00:01:21]  Man, go get a butcher knife.
[00:01:27]  That ain't doing nothing to that dog.
[00:01:37]  He needs some water.
[00:01:44]  You think that's her dog?
[00:01:45]  It's gotta be.
[00:01:50]  The other guy runs away.
[00:01:57]  What is he doing?
[00:01:58]  He thinks screaming is gonna scare the dog away.
[00:02:03]  Nobody got a knife?
[00:02:05]  Pepper spray?

=== Internal Bleeding in Nice Neighborhood (06:53) ===

[00:02:07]  I think.
[00:02:08]  I know FBI statistics.
[00:02:09]  I know y'all got some criminals in that neighborhood.
[00:02:12]  Nobody has a gun?
[00:02:14]  A shank?
[00:02:16]  This is probably a nice, good black neighborhood.
[00:02:19]  No, that's impossible.
[00:02:20]  This gotta be Chicago, I'm thinking.
[00:02:22]  Nobody has a knife.
[00:02:23]  Yeah.
[00:02:24]  Let's keep watching.
[00:02:29]  He tired.
[00:02:30]  He gave up.
[00:02:33]  Oh, he got a sledgehammer.
[00:02:35]  That's not a sledgehammer.
[00:02:37]  That's like a mallet.
[00:02:38]  That's not a sledgehammer.
[00:02:39]  You know what a sledgehammer is like?
[00:02:44]  I would have got a butcher knife.
[00:02:46]  Yeah.
[00:02:59]  Oh, that's his dog.
[00:03:00]  It's probably their dog.
[00:03:03]  Yeah.
[00:03:03]  He put the mouse on him.
[00:03:04]  Idiot.
[00:03:12]  Yep, it's their dog.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  Two idiots.
[00:03:18]  Oh, that dog just want to play?
[00:03:21]  That dog want to play.
[00:03:22]  That dog think is playing.
[00:03:24]  You see what he did right here?
[00:03:25]  Watch this.
[00:03:26]  The dog thinks this is like fun.
[00:03:28]  Look.
[00:03:28]  The dog's playing.
[00:03:32]  See, if the dog really wanted to hurt him, he would do something.
[00:03:35]  But the dog's playing.
[00:03:37]  They're very bad owners.
[00:03:41]  Maybe that's not his dog.
[00:03:43]  Get it.
[00:03:44]  Get it.
[00:03:47]  Thank you.
[00:03:47]  Oh, fuck.
[00:03:50]  That dog is acting very rude.
[00:03:53]  Yeah, I don't know why he just gonna.
[00:03:56]  Fuck.
[00:03:58]  Thank you.
[00:04:00]  A dog like Cujo sit now.
[00:04:02]  Remember that movie, Cujo?
[00:04:04]  What's he out there standing there for?
[00:04:11]  My dog.
[00:04:12]  I got a dog look just like that.
[00:04:14]  Yeah, but it's gray.
[00:04:15]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  Thank you, thank you.
[00:04:19]  No problem, man.
[00:04:20]  This fucking dog's sick.
[00:04:22]  This fucking dog's sick.
[00:04:24]  And I know dogs get green.
[00:04:26]  Miss Lucas, go!
[00:04:27]  Go in the house.
[00:04:28]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:04:30]  Miss Lucas trying to get bit.
[00:04:32]  And I know dogs get green.
[00:04:33]  Miss Lucas, go!
[00:04:34]  What's going on in the house?
[00:04:35]  What Miss Lucas doing?
[00:04:37]  Damn, she failed.
[00:04:38]  Did you see that?
[00:04:40]  Yeah.
[00:04:41]  And I know dogs get green.
[00:04:42]  Miss Lucas, go!
[00:04:44]  Go in the house.
[00:04:44]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:04:46]  I don't think Miss Lucas made it.
[00:04:47]  Yeah, hold on.
[00:04:49]  See, she fell.
[00:04:49]  She fell.
[00:04:54]  You know what?
[00:04:55]  If that was my neighborhood, Keith, man, I'd have put the whole clip in that dog.
[00:05:00]  Hey, Kevin, you know, like in a horror movie?
[00:05:02]  Like, when you're running from whatever horse chasing you, you always fall.
[00:05:11]  That's how they get you.
[00:05:13]  That's how they get you.
[00:05:14]  That's how all of Jason Foorhees, Michael Myers, they always fall.
[00:05:18]  I don't think, I don't think that dog got it.
[00:05:20]  I think she made it, though.
[00:05:23]  How do you know?
[00:05:24]  What are you psychic?
[00:05:25]  The video cuts off.
[00:05:26]  That dog probably tore up.
[00:05:28]  What was her name?
[00:05:28]  Miss Lucas?
[00:05:30]  Nah.
[00:05:30]  If the dog wanted to get Miss Lucas, he would have got her.
[00:05:33]  Well, got her.
[00:05:36]  But I think that's in Chicago.
[00:05:37]  It's cold, snow, houses right beside each other.
[00:05:41]  Property taxes through the roof.
[00:05:42]  A lot of the houses are brick in Chicago, too.
[00:05:44]  Yeah.
[00:05:45]  I guarantee you that's a suburb of Chicago.
[00:05:47]  You saw she was hitting that dog?
[00:05:49]  She hitting that dog like this.
[00:05:53]  Yeah, women be doing like...
[00:05:54]  No, you needed something.
[00:06:00]  Needed a shank.
[00:06:02]  A gun.
[00:06:03]  All those black people and no weapons.
[00:06:04]  Yeah, I would have gotten a car.
[00:06:06]  I think I'd have just ran it over.
[00:06:08]  While it was...
[00:06:09]  Yeah, right there.
[00:06:10]  I would have just ran it over.
[00:06:11]  Because it's dangerous.
[00:06:13]  Right.
[00:06:14]  I ran it over.
[00:06:15]  I don't know.
[00:06:16]  But you know what, me, you got brains.
[00:06:18]  Yeah, but that dog's probably.
[00:06:20]  That dog's going to hurt somebody.
[00:06:23]  It already hurts somebody.
[00:06:24]  Where'd a mailman go?
[00:06:26]  I bet he.
[00:06:27]  You know how they always make fucking mailmen?
[00:06:29]  Dogs always.
[00:06:30]  That happens, yeah.
[00:06:31]  Yeah, that is real life.
[00:06:32]  Yeah.
[00:06:34]  Every time I talk to mailman, they don't play with them dogs.
[00:06:37]  Amazon drivers, too.
[00:06:40]  They freak out when they see dogs.
[00:06:46]  See, man, you'd have did, he would have gone through all this stuff.
[00:06:48]  I just don't get.
[00:06:50]  I suppose to go up behind the dog and pick up his back legs and do like that and spread them.
[00:06:54]  Yeah.
[00:06:54]  I don't see why she's just standing out here like this.
[00:06:57]  Get your channel.
[00:06:58]  No, she needs to go ahead and go in.
[00:07:00]  See him?
[00:07:00]  He's running in the house.
[00:07:02]  Yeah.
[00:07:02]  What is she doing?
[00:07:03]  What she picked?
[00:07:03]  Did she pick something up?
[00:07:06]  What she picked up?
[00:07:06]  I don't know what Miss Lucy's doing.
[00:07:08]  Like, she picks something up.
[00:07:10]  A snowball?
[00:07:12]  A phone?
[00:07:14]  Why don't she go in the house?
[00:07:15]  She's probably scared.
[00:07:16]  Paralyzed.
[00:07:18]  That woman ain't scared.
[00:07:19]  She's been out there the whole time.
[00:07:24]  Look at her.
[00:07:26]  She started walking away.
[00:07:30]  I don't know why she stayed out there.
[00:07:33]  I don't know why she stayed there.
[00:07:34]  I think Miss Lucas fell down and bashed her head open.
[00:07:39]  I hope she got away, man.
[00:07:41]  That is like, I don't know.
[00:07:44]  Nobody has a shank, butcher knife, gun.
[00:07:49]  Nobody.
[00:07:50]  Well, that dude had a mallet.
[00:07:53]  Yeah, I think that's how he got the dog to let go.
[00:07:58]  That's probably why the dog is collapsing.
[00:08:00]  He probably got internal bleeding.
[00:08:01]  No, it's probably popped a couple ribs.
[00:08:04]  No, it probably concussed the dog.
[00:08:05]  The dog's probably concussed.
[00:08:08]  Yeah.
[00:08:08]  Because the dog's like just falling over and stuff.
[00:08:11]  Right here.
[00:08:11]  Yeah.
[00:08:12]  Sir.
[00:08:12]  The dog is just.
[00:08:14]  I think the dog is concussed.
[00:08:15]  Dog got CT.
[00:08:17]  See?
[00:08:17]  See the dog?
[00:08:18]  He concussed.
[00:08:21]  Yeah.
[00:08:21]  Just dizzy.
[00:08:23]  This is the time to make your getaway.
[00:08:26]  Yeah, he probably hit him in the skull with that mallet.
[00:08:28]  Yeah, he's concussed.
[00:08:31]  Dog, look at that brother and say, why y'all running from me?
[00:08:35]  All I want to do is play.
[00:08:37]  Yeah, I don't know what.
[00:08:38]  Yeah, I don't get Miss Lucas.
[00:08:48]  Miss Lucas trying to run.
[00:08:49]  She steals.
[00:08:50]  Whoever was filming, why did he put the camera?
[00:08:52]  He went to go get Miss Lucas.
[00:08:54]  No, not after that dog been chewing on me for five minutes.
[00:08:58]  No, it's your turn to get chewed over.