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Aug. 28, 2025 - Hodgetwins
12:09
Black Thug Tried to Act Tough Cop Made Him Look Foolish!

Hodgetwins analyze a viral altercation where a man named Unk, accused of parking in a handicapped spot, aggressively confronted police and security guards. While Unk claimed he jumped out of airplanes for two decades and alleged officers treated him like a child, the hosts criticize this as immature exaggeration. They contextualize the outburst through "black fatigue," noting how social media amplifies such incidents where perceived disrespect escalates into disorderly conduct, ultimately arguing that the man's refusal to move his Bentley and aggressive posture caused the situation rather than any physical aggression from law enforcement. [Automatically generated summary]

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Loud Mouths Get Smacked 00:10:19
I learned this in high school.
People that's the loudest got the biggest mouth don't do nothing.
Yeah.
That coppton pushed him and smacked his hand out of his face.
He ain't did nothing.
But he's talking all this game.
Yeah.
Yeah, watch.
They're also the dumbest.
Yeah, watch this.
Say walking up like he's gonna do something.
Watch what the cop does.
Don't do that.
Don't do that, bro.
Don't get in my house.
You back.
And what is he doing?
Running his mouth.
Can't go do nothing.
All he doing is posture.
That's all he's doing.
Yeah.
I remember I got in a fight with like four guys.
And this other dude, he was bigger than me and everything.
He was talking all his trash.
I did when it came to fighting.
He just sat in that.
He just sitting there shadow boxing.
Right.
And I got whooped.
He took off running, didn't he?
Yeah, he tried to run, but he called him.
Step up on me.
Don't put your hands on me again, guys.
I'm getting myself a go.
Very much.
No, you talking to yourself.
No, you didn't.
You come in there talking to me like a child, bro.
How did you deal with your car?
Sim said, this is really big with the black community.
Whenever you see an altercation between blacks or blacks just crashing out in public, it's because they felt like they was disrespected.
He went there.
The cop went and asked him whose car that was because it's parked in a handicap.
And he said he came in talking to him like he's a child.
You come in there talking to me that way.
When you tell me, come outside and move it right now.
You ain't talking to no child.
I don't give a f.
I don't give a f.
Okay.
If I gave a f, I wouldn't have fucked you.
But you don't come in there talking to me like no child.
And James, put your hands on me.
You acting like a kid.
Yeah, he's got the mentality of a 14-year-old.
A 14?
This dude acting like he's seven years old.
Yeah.
This dude is crashing out.
Yeah.
And he parked in a handicap.
It looks like he's trying to cut him a break.
You just need to move your car.
Yeah.
Because somebody, the handicap, might need the parking spot.
I'm going to call downtown on you right now, frustration.
Me and you're going to have it out, bro.
I'm going to call you a supervisor, bitch.
You're going to get an opportunity.
You know, I get much fun here.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
Hurry up with my shit, too, bitch.
You want to see father?
Yes, or no.
Man, you put this shit on my motherfucking car.
I don't put that on your car.
Who put it on there?
Security guard, nigga, because you illegally parked in the handicapped spot.
Security guard in the parking lot did it.
Dave walker like he gonna do something?
Yeah, he just running his mouth.
No, it's not.
You know what this is for?
It's not.
You know what this is for?
It doesn't matter.
You got it.
You got my face.
Make noise and you fucking make me get the f out my face, sir.
You bet you want, bro.
You like.
You must.
No, you making it.
You ain't got nothing to do.
Do what I did.
Do some real s.
Okay.
That cop is doing some real stuff.
He's talking about he's jealous because what kind of car is this a Bentley or something?
I don't know.
I can't see it.
So he's making it.
He's trying to frame this story like the cops mess with him because he's jealous of his car.
Yeah, it sounds like the sub-Saharan do that all the time.
Look what I do.
I make this amount of money.
Look at the car I got.
Look at the gear.
I got look at the clothes I'm wearing.
Yeah.
Due respect.
No, he didn't.
When he tells me, come outside right now.
I ain't no child and I ain't his.
Now who the f is you talking to?
No, he wasn't.
No, he wasn't.
That's why it's going like this.
That's why it's going like this.
That's why I'm talking to you about you less than no.
You talk to him like that, both these cops coast.
You are.
That's why you're talking to him like that.
And you out here spreading black fatigue.
That's why you're talking to him.
That's why a lot of people look down on us because of people like him.
Yeah.
I'm saying you less than I know I do.
I know it.
I know, Cliff.
I know I got that.
I know I got that.
Hey, just so y'all know, you can watch or listen to us now on Spotify.
Yeah.
Link is in the description.
Yeah.
I jumped out of airplanes for 18 years, homie.
What did you do?
He said he jumped out of airplanes for 18 years, so he's retired military.
He ain't jumping.
He might have jumped out of planes, but he didn't do that for 18 years.
He's exaggerating, just like he's exaggerating this whole situation.
Yeah, yeah.
You started all this by parking in a handcuff.
You ain't doing shit.
You ain't doing.
Got it all over you.
Got it all over.
He keeps saying this is not what you want.
Like he's going to beat down the cop.
He has not laid one finger on either one of these guys.
Yeah, if you wanted to go there, won't you put your hands on?
Yeah, that other leaf off.
The other cop and touched you three times.
Yeah, talking about waiting, but don't touch me.
You don't want none of this.
You don't want none of this.
You ain't did nothing but run your mind.
This ain't what you're going, he said.
He got a bunch of training.
That's who I work with.
What you doing?
You ain't doing no out here harassing people.
That's how you do it.
You had that bother me.
Putting that on my motherfucking G-Ride.
Oh, my nigga.
All of you have to be famous.
He ain't got no business to ask me.
It don't matter.
Look at you.
Look at how you bark.
Look at how you bark.
So then what the f.
I was on the call for the time.
I don't give a damn.
How you know I ain't on the call?
How you know I'm not on the phone?
You ain't in no cop car.
You don't know that.
He's making the sense.
Making the sense.
You don't know what I'm doing.
You don't know what I'm doing.
You don't know who I am.
You hear the black girl in the background thinking all this is funny?
Yeah, every time I come across a video like this on social media, it's always a black woman filming, giving commentary behind the camera.
Oh, you ought to see the comments on TikTok.
Yeah.
Oh, those cops wasn't ready for Unk.
Well, there's a bunch of black people.
Yeah, they like pumping them up and congratulating.
So, yeah, that's how you handle the propos.
So, our culture.
So, these cops showed a lot, demonstrated a lot of restraint.
They could have arrested him for disorderly.
Yeah.
I used to do that, Kevin when I was 18.
Yeah.
Bumping my music loud.
Yeah, it's a sign of immaturity.
Yeah, it's like when I got awesome, man, this is stupid.
Yeah.
Get off the steroids, dollar.
She's sat in the seat.
The cop is trying to push his butts, goes up to his car, opens his door.
You dare?
He wrote a particular.
Yeah, yeah.
Get off the steroids, dog.
Nah, nigga, come on, you can put your hands on me.
I'm mad at this about you putting your hands on me.
But hold on, your body camera's gonna show that.
Then when it shows that, when it shows that, listen, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
That's what I don't like.
People putting their hands in my face talking to me.
Yeah, the body camera's gonna show how gonna show your behavior.
You're acting like a seven-year-old.
Yeah.
I'm gonna offer you the chance to put your hands on me for a chair.
I'm gonna go to your boss and I'm gonna show you that.
He's gonna look at what you did.
Then when he see that, you're gonna have an option.
I'm gonna have to sign a display.
Get your ass in the ring with me.
Listen to me.
Thank you.
If you ever put your hands on me again, man, if you ever put your hands on me, don't give me a shot.
If you ever put your hands on me, give me my.
If you ever put your hands on me again, if he had his hands on you three times, you did absolutely nothing.
And you ain't gonna do nothing.
Put your hands on me again.
I'm gonna mash your off.
I'm telling you right now.
I'm gonna go first.
I'm telling you.
I have the right to go.
I'm gonna advise you.
I got the right topic.
I'm in my selling.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
I had a conversation on it.
Thank you.
And I'll have to leave till I get ready.
You understand that?
You can't make me do nothing, girl.
Okay, I'll move my car, but you can't make me do nothing.
Thank you, sir.
Have a good day.
Thank you.
Put your hands on me.
Touch me now.
That cop is hoping he gets out the car and sleeps on me.
That's why the cop is standing right there.
He said, man, this dude put his hands on me.
Yeah, because he could so easily just walk away.
Yeah.
Touch me that.
I thought so.
Well, y'all back to why I got something better.
These same motherfuckers coming to the house in the middle of the night.
Especially if I see him all night long.
Twenty Years of Night Jumps 00:01:14
When I'm out here working, he don't fit.
If you're going to see me tonight, you deserve it.
If you f with me tonight, you don't wear a map.
You know what I'm saying?
I see you an extra time.
Only when I knock out the line and store put your hands on me again.
Put your hands on me again.
He put his hands on you three times.
And he pushed.
He said, and he pushed you back.
He said, back up.
Black dude said, don't be walking up on me.
Pop was just sitting there.
You walked up on him.
Yes, that's low capacity.
Yeah.
He said he'd been jumping out of airplanes for 20 years.
Yeah, I don't think you jump on that long because it messes up your back.
Yeah, you can't.
It's hard on your back.
I don't know.
I'm not, I'm ignorant to it, but you can't do that for two years.
Don't jump out of airplanes for 20 years.
You might jump out of an airplane once every three years.
Jumping out of planes consistently over 20 years, you ain't got no knees, no ankles.
You that dude off a king of the hill, that dude that lost his sins in World War II?
Yeah.
Moron.
Crash out in public.
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