White Preacher ROASTS Black Church Pastors! The host critiques a white imitator's disrespectful performance of black preaching styles, citing exaggerated funeral antics and an $80,000 Cadillac that misrepresents divine favor. While mocking the spectacle for its potential comedy success among white audiences, the segment concludes with a giveaway announcement for a Ford F-350 and $10,000 cash, urging listeners to purchase from fishhawstwins.com to enter. [Automatically generated summary]
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The White Preacher in the Cadillac00:05:00
Yeah.
Got Nefopio.
Got a damn good show.
I came across this white preacher.
He's very popular.
I forget his name.
Yeah.
It's disrespectful.
I don't know his name, but he's very well-established preacher.
He seems like a very likable guy.
Yeah.
But he's pretending to be a black preacher.
And.
Well, he pretends to be a white preacher.
He's already a white preacher, but he cut.
Nah, fuck it.
It's fun.
It's, man.
I can't even put in the words.
You guys see this.
I mean, I'm black.
I thought it was funny.
If you all been to a black church and you've seen a black preacher, sometimes a lot of them are ridiculous.
Yeah.
It's almost like they're a caricature of a preacher.
Like, I just went to a funeral in a Destiny family, and somebody started getting Holy Ghost at the funeral.
I was like, put that shit a little bit.
Fucking family's on.
And the bitch you're talking about, oh, they talking about me, honey.
She was the only one not doing it.
She'll do it.
She started doing it.
I was like, oh, here we go.
She thinks she tripped you at a funeral, bitch.
Start doing this.
I was like, Tim, my wife said, stop looking at her like that.
Hey, let's go to the video.
Hey, Keith, we got.
You crazy.
A white preacher would say it like this.
And God is able to make all grace abound towards you.
That you always having all sufficiency in all things.
May abound to every good work.
Can I get a witness?
That's right.
But if I preach at one of the brothers' churches, one of the bishops, and God, I said, the Lord.
Oh, you ain't hearing me, baby.
I'll go over here.
Why?
And the Lord.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh!
Hey!
And God is able!
And God is able, hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, boy, Aboy, Aboy, Aboy, Aboy, Abel.
And mother, whoa!
She just takes off.
Look at the white people.
And God is able.
It's called hooping.
And God is able.
I said, the Lord.
I said, He's going to make it great.
Oh, Lord.
That dude played.
That dude's a better black man than I am.
Oh, man.
Well, black tricks is just real entertaining.
I mean, you got people having the Holy Ghost.
It could be exhausting, too.
Yeah.
If he did any stand-up, he'll sell out.
Fast.
Audience full of white people.
Hey, dude, the black preacher's on.
Hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, boy, Abel.
So I can't even do it.
She got that big, thick Negro tongue.
That's why.
Hey, boy, Aboy, Aboy, Aboy.
I can't do it either.
No, but he hit the nail on the head, man.
Yeah.
Like, black tricks, it's like really entertaining.
It's like, kind of, it's almost like it's disrespectful.
Black tricks.
You just take it too far.
I remember mama took us to a black church.
Yeah.
And everybody started getting Holy Ghost, right?
This dude, this big fat black dude, he was banging on his tambourine, right?
He was hitting it hard.
So, man, this dude's going to break his hand on that.
Then all of a sudden, the tambourine busting the smillerines and all the little silver tambourine things start flying everywhere.
Mama said, look, he done broke the tambourine.
Mama would just look at him like he's crazy.
Mama's about 72 at that time.
Look at him.
Look, Keith, and Kevin.
He didn't broke his tambourine.
You know why?
Because he's got God in him.
I said, Mama, that dude ain't got shit in him.
This is nuts.
Everybody there dressed over dressed acting crazy get the get the Holy Ghost dude all this I said man don't ever bring me back to this church mama This is ridiculous It's funny man that damn preacher who showed up in that Cadillac that damn cost like $80,000 Yeah tipping in that church Yeah, one of that preacher bought him a new tambourine Well, that wasn't the preacher.
That was just somebody went to the church.
I think he was with the choir.
No, that was the preacher's pull up in that Cadillac.
I'm talking about the tambourine, man.
I ain't talking about the fat dude with the tamarind.
I'm talking about the preacher when he put up in his Cadillac.
You remember that damn preacher when he pulled up in that damn $80,000 Cadillac?
Yeah, I remember that.
Mama said, wow, he sure got a nice car.
God working mysteriously.
God so been good to him.
Mama.
No, mama.
Y'all been good to that nigga.
Y'all putting all that damn money in the collection, but that dude went up and bought him a brand new Cadillac.
God ain't got a good one.
Dude, I think he even had a system in there.
Power Stroke Giveaway and Win00:00:28
Yeah, he's pulling up.
Parked out.
Look, that's the preacher.
Man, black church is crazy as hell.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, show's over.
Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
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With the power stroke.
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