Hodgetwins - White Preacher ROASTS Black Church Pastors! Aired: 2023-12-14 Duration: 05:29 === The White Preacher in the Cadillac (05:00) === [00:00:00] Yeah. [00:00:01] Got Nefopio. [00:00:02] Got a damn good show. [00:00:05] I came across this white preacher. [00:00:07] He's very popular. [00:00:08] I forget his name. [00:00:09] Yeah. [00:00:09] It's disrespectful. [00:00:10] I don't know his name, but he's very well-established preacher. [00:00:12] He seems like a very likable guy. [00:00:14] Yeah. [00:00:15] But he's pretending to be a black preacher. [00:00:17] And. [00:00:18] Well, he pretends to be a white preacher. [00:00:21] He's already a white preacher, but he cut. [00:00:24] Nah, fuck it. [00:00:25] It's fun. [00:00:25] It's, man. [00:00:26] I can't even put in the words. [00:00:27] You guys see this. [00:00:28] I mean, I'm black. [00:00:29] I thought it was funny. [00:00:31] If you all been to a black church and you've seen a black preacher, sometimes a lot of them are ridiculous. [00:00:37] Yeah. [00:00:37] It's almost like they're a caricature of a preacher. [00:00:40] Like, I just went to a funeral in a Destiny family, and somebody started getting Holy Ghost at the funeral. [00:00:46] I was like, put that shit a little bit. [00:00:49] Fucking family's on. [00:00:54] And the bitch you're talking about, oh, they talking about me, honey. [00:00:57] She was the only one not doing it. [00:00:59] She'll do it. [00:01:00] She started doing it. [00:01:02] I was like, oh, here we go. [00:01:04] She thinks she tripped you at a funeral, bitch. [00:01:10] Start doing this. [00:01:11] I was like, Tim, my wife said, stop looking at her like that. [00:01:19] Hey, let's go to the video. [00:01:20] Hey, Keith, we got. [00:01:22] You crazy. [00:01:23] A white preacher would say it like this. [00:01:24] And God is able to make all grace abound towards you. [00:01:27] That you always having all sufficiency in all things. [00:01:31] May abound to every good work. [00:01:33] Can I get a witness? [00:01:35] That's right. [00:01:39] But if I preach at one of the brothers' churches, one of the bishops, and God, I said, the Lord. [00:01:46] Oh, you ain't hearing me, baby. [00:01:47] I'll go over here. [00:01:48] Why? [00:01:49] And the Lord. [00:01:51] Hey! [00:01:53] Hey! [00:01:54] Oh! [00:01:55] Hey! [00:01:56] And God is able! [00:01:58] And God is able, hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, boy, Aboy, Aboy, Aboy, Aboy, Abel. [00:02:02] And mother, whoa! [00:02:03] She just takes off. [00:02:06] Look at the white people. [00:02:10] And God is able. [00:02:11] It's called hooping. [00:02:12] And God is able. [00:02:14] I said, the Lord. [00:02:15] I said, He's going to make it great. [00:02:19] Oh, Lord. [00:02:23] That dude played. [00:02:25] That dude's a better black man than I am. [00:02:28] Oh, man. [00:02:29] Well, black tricks is just real entertaining. [00:02:31] I mean, you got people having the Holy Ghost. [00:02:33] It could be exhausting, too. [00:02:35] Yeah. [00:02:38] If he did any stand-up, he'll sell out. [00:02:40] Fast. [00:02:43] Audience full of white people. [00:02:45] Hey, dude, the black preacher's on. [00:02:52] Hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, boy, Abel. [00:02:54] So I can't even do it. [00:02:57] She got that big, thick Negro tongue. [00:02:58] That's why. [00:02:59] Hey, boy, Aboy, Aboy, Aboy. [00:03:01] I can't do it either. [00:03:02] No, but he hit the nail on the head, man. [00:03:04] Yeah. [00:03:05] Like, black tricks, it's like really entertaining. [00:03:08] It's like, kind of, it's almost like it's disrespectful. [00:03:13] Black tricks. [00:03:14] You just take it too far. [00:03:15] I remember mama took us to a black church. [00:03:16] Yeah. [00:03:17] And everybody started getting Holy Ghost, right? [00:03:19] This dude, this big fat black dude, he was banging on his tambourine, right? [00:03:23] He was hitting it hard. [00:03:24] So, man, this dude's going to break his hand on that. [00:03:26] Then all of a sudden, the tambourine busting the smillerines and all the little silver tambourine things start flying everywhere. [00:03:34] Mama said, look, he done broke the tambourine. [00:03:39] Mama would just look at him like he's crazy. [00:03:40] Mama's about 72 at that time. [00:03:42] Look at him. [00:03:43] Look, Keith, and Kevin. [00:03:44] He didn't broke his tambourine. [00:03:46] You know why? [00:03:47] Because he's got God in him. [00:03:49] I said, Mama, that dude ain't got shit in him. [00:03:53] This is nuts. [00:03:56] Everybody there dressed over dressed acting crazy get the get the Holy Ghost dude all this I said man don't ever bring me back to this church mama This is ridiculous It's funny man that damn preacher who showed up in that Cadillac that damn cost like $80,000 Yeah tipping in that church Yeah, one of that preacher bought him a new tambourine Well, that wasn't the preacher. [00:04:21] That was just somebody went to the church. [00:04:23] I think he was with the choir. [00:04:24] No, that was the preacher's pull up in that Cadillac. [00:04:27] I'm talking about the tambourine, man. [00:04:28] I ain't talking about the fat dude with the tamarind. [00:04:30] I'm talking about the preacher when he put up in his Cadillac. [00:04:32] You remember that damn preacher when he pulled up in that damn $80,000 Cadillac? [00:04:35] Yeah, I remember that. [00:04:36] Mama said, wow, he sure got a nice car. [00:04:39] God working mysteriously. [00:04:41] God so been good to him. [00:04:43] Mama. [00:04:44] No, mama. [00:04:45] Y'all been good to that nigga. [00:04:48] Y'all putting all that damn money in the collection, but that dude went up and bought him a brand new Cadillac. [00:04:56] God ain't got a good one. [00:04:56] Dude, I think he even had a system in there. === Power Stroke Giveaway and Win (00:28) === [00:05:01] Yeah, he's pulling up. [00:05:03] Parked out. [00:05:04] Look, that's the preacher. [00:05:06] Man, black church is crazy as hell. [00:05:10] Yeah, yeah. [00:05:11] Anyway, show's over. [00:05:13] Hey, we got a new giveaway going. [00:05:15] Give away a Ford F-350. [00:05:18] With the power stroke. [00:05:19] 350. [00:05:20] F-350. [00:05:21] Got the power stroke in there and 10,000 cash. [00:05:23] The end of the win. [00:05:24] Go to fishhawstwins.com. [00:05:25] Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically into the win.