Charles Barkley and Gayle King face intense scrutiny in this segment, where their upcoming CNN show is dismissed as "woke as hell" for allegedly bashing Donald Trump to court Black voters. The host mocks the title "King Charles," attacks Biden's cognitive fitness, and defends transgender rights while labeling Republican supporters as irrational. Amidst escalating political vitriol and personal anecdotes about racial identity, the discussion concludes with mutual disdain for both major party candidates before abruptly cutting to a commercial promotion. [Automatically generated summary]
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King Woke Show00:08:31
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Charles Barkley got him a new show.
Yeah, I know that show is going to be woke as hell.
Yeah, got Gail King on there with him.
Oh, man.
That's Oprah's girl right there.
King Charles.
You mean you ought to call it King Woke?
I don't know.
I don't understand taking a basketball player, giving him that platform.
Well, he's got a big fan base from TNT.
You think that's going to translate well too?
No.
It's going to suck.
I know Michael Straham, he went to Good Morning America.
He stayed well for himself.
Why are they not talking politics?
He's standing in his lane.
He's doing sports.
You see what I'm saying?
He's standing in his lane.
See, Charles, you think you know everything.
You even call the show King Charles.
Like you, King James in the Bay.
Just politics here.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And plus, you can't be, and you know what?
You can't be too...
You can't be too genuine and sincere on that show because you're on CNN.
Yeah.
That's a woke network you own.
You can't come out there and be honest with people.
You can't be objective.
So, of course, what are you going to do on this show?
You're going to bash Trump 24-7.
Yeah, you're going to peddle to your base.
Hey, man, we need some votes.
We need a couple of you Negroes to go come out and vote for Biden because it's not looking good.
All right, let's go to, like, this is a brief clip from his show.
Yeah.
King Charles.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, King Charles, man.
King Charles.
Gail King, King.
Then you got Charles Barkley.
King Charles.
You get it?
Oh, I get it.
It's not King Charles.
King is Gail's last name.
Then you take Charles, so you got King James.
I mean, then you got King Charles.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to this whack woke show.
I'm not a big Trump fan.
Really?
I'm just not.
Because like I say, it's the president of the United States.
It ain't for no small little group of nutty people.
It's everybody.
I don't care.
You know, man, you're independent.
You ain't no independent.
I don't have anything against Republicans.
I don't have anything against Democrats.
His supporters would object to you calling them nutty people though.
Well, I only call them that because they are.
They're crazy.
They're like your drunk friend.
Like, once your friend's drunk, there's nothing you can say to him.
Like, can you imagine?
Let me ask you this, because you ever seen that movie, A Time to Kill?
Yes, I have...
Can you imagine if President Obama was acting like this dude been acting?
But they'd be like, this dude cannot be president.
He's not even presidential.
I mean, you're supposed, like, even George Bush, you ain't senior.
Resume for his sneakers on.
Even though I might not agree with his policy, but he acted like a president.
You're supposed to be like superior.
I know what you're doing before you learn.
You talk about Trump ain't presidential.
Dude, what kind of socks are you wearing?
You're supposed to look political when you're talking politics.
You're like, damn, fool on that shit.
Like, you got some white shoes.
Hey, soxy sneakers.
Hey, okay, you said the right is nutty.
What political parties pushed on?
Well, you said the right is nutty and they're drunks.
Well, what political party is pushing this idea?
Men could be women.
Yeah.
Women could be it.
That is nuts.
Yeah.
But we're the nuts.
Who the hell?
You got men going in women's restrooms.
You got men competing in women's sports.
I'm a motherfucker now.
Yeah.
And you call us nuts.
You call us drunks?
And you call yourself an independent.
Bull crap.
You're not independent.
You're on that show for one reason, one reason only.
Talk crap about Trump and he gets some more black people to vote for Biden.
You're the token Negro.
Just like Kamala is the, that's why Kamala's got her job.
Yeah.
We need the black vote.
And the bitch is not even black.
Yeah, but you know these Negroes, they're going to fall for it.
Hook, line, and sinker.
Did I say that right?
Hook, line, and sinker.
Which one of her parents is black, Kamala?
Her dad.
Her mama's from India.
Yeah.
Right?
I'm talking red dot.
The red dot actually, right?
And her daddy looked like me.
Yeah.
How much black do you think she is?
I barely made the cut, according to ancestor.com.
I barely made the cut.
I was like, damn it, I'm one of those.
I was hoping that Irish was going to take over.
What?
I'm a Negro.
This is bullshit.
Every time I fly out of application, damn, man, I got to tell him I'm a Negro.
Shit.
Never going to call me back.
But be you, whatever.
These are just jokes.
You know his trick?
They see Hodge.
Yeah.
They look Negro.
Yeah, when I come like, they'll be like, wait a minute, his name's Kevin Hodge, but he's put Negro.
Oh, that's probably, oh, he probably made a mistake.
Check the wrong box.
No.
Show up.
Now, guess what happened?
No, this is what happened.
You show up to an interview.
Show up.
Keith Hodge.
Keith Hodge, right for the other.
I stay up.
Be like, oh, he snuck one of them in here.
That looks like a Negro to me.
So where are you from?
And how did you get that last name?
That's how the interview started.
Oh, my great-great-great-grandfather was from Ireland.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then he said, okay.
Okay.
Okay, just to be quick.
Hey, but anyway.
What the hell are we talking about?
We just joking.
Oh.
But I like how he says he's an independent.
He's not.
Every time he...
He probably never even voted.
He's probably voted.
I bet you's never voted for a Republican.
Dale Kane, you never voted for Republican.
Y'all keep claiming y'all independent.
Can you provide proof that you actually voted at least one time for a Republican?
Well, you know what he's doing?
See, I know what you're doing.
Let me say it.
I know what you're doing.
You're trying to come down like you in the middle.
Like you ain't got no side.
You got a side.
And then as soon as you say that, you're over here bashing Trump.
Yeah, you got a side.
That's why you don't see anybody.
Biden's son just got indicted.
You ain't got no criticism for Biden.
I've never heard you criticize the left or Biden for anything.
Yeah, Joe Biden, he's falling.
He falls going up the steps.
He's falling asleep in meetings.
The dude seems like he's lost.
It's like he's got severe cognitive decline.
I mean, he looks like he's not worthy to be president.
I mean, you can actually see it.
It's not an opinion.
You could actually see it when he talks, when he moves, his mannerism.
I mean, Trump is the same age, but he's more fit to serve because, I mean, he's very active.
He plays golf.
I mean, I understand you have some criticisms for Trump, but I've never heard y'all say anything negative about Sleepy Joe or his crackhead son.
Yeah, all y'all do is call the other side nutty.
Yeah, like you said.
It's nutty for me to have a right to bear arms.
It's nutty for me to protect women's sports.
Yeah.
I'm a nut because I think the border should be locked down and all these immigrants should be just flooding to our country taking the resources from Americans.
That makes me nuts.
But y'all the same ones.
Y'all got dudes.
You got docs out here.
Hold on.
You got docs out here chopping people's penises off and say, yep, you're a woman now.
You're freaking nuts.
Yeah, and you say you're independent.
You don't come off genuine to me.
You're on that show to get votes.
Yeah.
To swing the election towards Biden.
They think the reason why you have that show, you have a lot of fans because you're a Hall of Fame or basketball player.
They think you're going to swing the vote.
You ain't swinging nothing.
Black people, man.
Black people, you know what's going to happen?
Black people, nothing vote this election.
Like, man.
Yeah, what's the point?
What's the point?
Biden sucks.
And Trump sucks.
So I'm not even going to vote.
That's what they think.
So they're not going to even vote.
Y'all just pushing this idea that he's a dictator now.
Whatever.
Trump, you suck, man.
I was a big fan.
Round mound of rebound.
You said, Trump, you suck.
I mean, Barkley, you suck.
He's starting to sound like Joe Biden.
I know, I got some Biden that shit went airborne.
Barkley, you suck.
You literally suck.
Well, he's pro-shutdown.
He's pro-vaccine.
He loved what they did out in Australia.
He's a communist.
I believe in communists.
I believe in conservative communism, though.
You in that woke communism.
Man, I'm tired of this.
That show's gonna get canceled.
I know those rapes suck.
Niggas don't even watch.
Hey, we got a new show coming.
I mean, what?
Power Stroke Marketing00:00:47
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I'm tired as hell.
I got some cognitive decline going.
Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
The Ford F-350 with the power stroke.
What's that?
What's that?
Power stroke?
What is that?
Transmission?
What is the engine?
It's all as powerful.
Where'd the stroke come from?
You saw that stroke action in the engine, I think.