Hodgetwins - CNN Enlist Charles Barkley & Gayle King For New Show!
Aired: 2023-12-12
Duration: 09:18


=== King Woke Show (08:31) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:01]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  Charles Barkley got him a new show.
[00:00:05]  Yeah, I know that show is going to be woke as hell.
[00:00:07]  Yeah, got Gail King on there with him.
[00:00:09]  Oh, man.
[00:00:10]  That's Oprah's girl right there.
[00:00:12]  King Charles.
[00:00:13]  You mean you ought to call it King Woke?
[00:00:17]  I don't know.
[00:00:18]  I don't understand taking a basketball player, giving him that platform.
[00:00:21]  Well, he's got a big fan base from TNT.
[00:00:24]  You think that's going to translate well too?
[00:00:25]  No.
[00:00:26]  It's going to suck.
[00:00:27]  I know Michael Straham, he went to Good Morning America.
[00:00:30]  He stayed well for himself.
[00:00:32]  Why are they not talking politics?
[00:00:33]  He's standing in his lane.
[00:00:34]  He's doing sports.
[00:00:36]  You see what I'm saying?
[00:00:37]  He's standing in his lane.
[00:00:39]  See, Charles, you think you know everything.
[00:00:41]  You even call the show King Charles.
[00:00:43]  Like you, King James in the Bay.
[00:00:45]  Just politics here.
[00:00:46]  You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:00:48]  And plus, you can't be, and you know what?
[00:00:51]  You can't be too...
[00:00:52]  You can't be too genuine and sincere on that show because you're on CNN.
[00:00:56]  Yeah.
[00:00:57]  That's a woke network you own.
[00:01:00]  You can't come out there and be honest with people.
[00:01:03]  You can't be objective.
[00:01:05]  So, of course, what are you going to do on this show?
[00:01:07]  You're going to bash Trump 24-7.
[00:01:09]  Yeah, you're going to peddle to your base.
[00:01:10]  Hey, man, we need some votes.
[00:01:12]  We need a couple of you Negroes to go come out and vote for Biden because it's not looking good.
[00:01:17]  All right, let's go to, like, this is a brief clip from his show.
[00:01:20]  Yeah.
[00:01:20]  King Charles.
[00:01:21]  Is that what it's called?
[00:01:23]  Yeah, King Charles, man.
[00:01:24]  King Charles.
[00:01:25]  Gail King, King.
[00:01:26]  Then you got Charles Barkley.
[00:01:28]  King Charles.
[00:01:29]  You get it?
[00:01:30]  Oh, I get it.
[00:01:31]  It's not King Charles.
[00:01:32]  King is Gail's last name.
[00:01:35]  Then you take Charles, so you got King James.
[00:01:38]  I mean, then you got King Charles.
[00:01:39]  I'm sorry.
[00:01:41]  Let's go to this whack woke show.
[00:01:45]  I'm not a big Trump fan.
[00:01:47]  Really?
[00:01:47]  I'm just not.
[00:01:48]  Because like I say, it's the president of the United States.
[00:01:51]  It ain't for no small little group of nutty people.
[00:01:54]  It's everybody.
[00:01:56]  I don't care.
[00:01:57]  You know, man, you're independent.
[00:01:58]  You ain't no independent.
[00:01:59]  I don't have anything against Republicans.
[00:02:01]  I don't have anything against Democrats.
[00:02:03]  His supporters would object to you calling them nutty people though.
[00:02:06]  Well, I only call them that because they are.
[00:02:09]  They're crazy.
[00:02:10]  They're like your drunk friend.
[00:02:12]  Like, once your friend's drunk, there's nothing you can say to him.
[00:02:15]  Like, can you imagine?
[00:02:17]  Let me ask you this, because you ever seen that movie, A Time to Kill?
[00:02:19]  Yes, I have...
[00:02:22]  Can you imagine if President Obama was acting like this dude been acting?
[00:02:26]  But they'd be like, this dude cannot be president.
[00:02:29]  He's not even presidential.
[00:02:31]  I mean, you're supposed, like, even George Bush, you ain't senior.
[00:02:35]  Resume for his sneakers on.
[00:02:37]  Even though I might not agree with his policy, but he acted like a president.
[00:02:41]  You're supposed to be like superior.
[00:02:44]  I know what you're doing before you learn.
[00:02:48]  You talk about Trump ain't presidential.
[00:02:50]  Dude, what kind of socks are you wearing?
[00:02:53]  You're supposed to look political when you're talking politics.
[00:02:55]  You're like, damn, fool on that shit.
[00:02:59]  Like, you got some white shoes.
[00:03:00]  Hey, soxy sneakers.
[00:03:01]  Hey, okay, you said the right is nutty.
[00:03:03]  What political parties pushed on?
[00:03:05]  Well, you said the right is nutty and they're drunks.
[00:03:08]  Well, what political party is pushing this idea?
[00:03:11]  Men could be women.
[00:03:12]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Women could be it.
[00:03:13]  That is nuts.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  But we're the nuts.
[00:03:17]  Who the hell?
[00:03:18]  You got men going in women's restrooms.
[00:03:21]  You got men competing in women's sports.
[00:03:23]  I'm a motherfucker now.
[00:03:24]  Yeah.
[00:03:25]  And you call us nuts.
[00:03:26]  You call us drunks?
[00:03:28]  And you call yourself an independent.
[00:03:30]  Bull crap.
[00:03:30]  You're not independent.
[00:03:31]  You're on that show for one reason, one reason only.
[00:03:34]  Talk crap about Trump and he gets some more black people to vote for Biden.
[00:03:38]  You're the token Negro.
[00:03:40]  Just like Kamala is the, that's why Kamala's got her job.
[00:03:44]  Yeah.
[00:03:45]  We need the black vote.
[00:03:46]  And the bitch is not even black.
[00:03:50]  Yeah, but you know these Negroes, they're going to fall for it.
[00:03:52]  Hook, line, and sinker.
[00:03:54]  Did I say that right?
[00:03:55]  Hook, line, and sinker.
[00:03:57]  Which one of her parents is black, Kamala?
[00:04:01]  Her dad.
[00:04:02]  Her mama's from India.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Right?
[00:04:04]  I'm talking red dot.
[00:04:06]  The red dot actually, right?
[00:04:08]  And her daddy looked like me.
[00:04:09]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  How much black do you think she is?
[00:04:12]  I barely made the cut, according to ancestor.com.
[00:04:15]  I barely made the cut.
[00:04:17]  I was like, damn it, I'm one of those.
[00:04:19]  I was hoping that Irish was going to take over.
[00:04:23]  What?
[00:04:23]  I'm a Negro.
[00:04:26]  This is bullshit.
[00:04:34]  Every time I fly out of application, damn, man, I got to tell him I'm a Negro.
[00:04:38]  Shit.
[00:04:39]  Never going to call me back.
[00:04:41]  But be you, whatever.
[00:04:43]  These are just jokes.
[00:04:44]  You know his trick?
[00:04:45]  They see Hodge.
[00:04:46]  Yeah.
[00:04:47]  They look Negro.
[00:04:47]  Yeah, when I come like, they'll be like, wait a minute, his name's Kevin Hodge, but he's put Negro.
[00:04:51]  Oh, that's probably, oh, he probably made a mistake.
[00:04:53]  Check the wrong box.
[00:04:54]  No.
[00:04:54]  Show up.
[00:04:54]  Now, guess what happened?
[00:04:56]  No, this is what happened.
[00:04:57]  You show up to an interview.
[00:04:59]  Show up.
[00:05:00]  Keith Hodge.
[00:05:01]  Keith Hodge, right for the other.
[00:05:02]  I stay up.
[00:05:02]  Be like, oh, he snuck one of them in here.
[00:05:06]  That looks like a Negro to me.
[00:05:11]  So where are you from?
[00:05:12]  And how did you get that last name?
[00:05:14]  That's how the interview started.
[00:05:17]  Oh, my great-great-great-grandfather was from Ireland.
[00:05:22]  Yeah.
[00:05:24]  Yeah.
[00:05:24]  Then he said, okay.
[00:05:27]  Okay.
[00:05:28]  Okay, just to be quick.
[00:05:30]  Hey, but anyway.
[00:05:31]  What the hell are we talking about?
[00:05:33]  We just joking.
[00:05:34]  Oh.
[00:05:34]  But I like how he says he's an independent.
[00:05:36]  He's not.
[00:05:37]  Every time he...
[00:05:37]  He probably never even voted.
[00:05:40]  He's probably voted.
[00:05:41]  I bet you's never voted for a Republican.
[00:05:43]  Dale Kane, you never voted for Republican.
[00:05:45]  Y'all keep claiming y'all independent.
[00:05:47]  Can you provide proof that you actually voted at least one time for a Republican?
[00:05:50]  Well, you know what he's doing?
[00:05:52]  See, I know what you're doing.
[00:05:53]  Let me say it.
[00:05:53]  I know what you're doing.
[00:05:54]  You're trying to come down like you in the middle.
[00:05:57]  Like you ain't got no side.
[00:05:59]  You got a side.
[00:05:59]  And then as soon as you say that, you're over here bashing Trump.
[00:06:02]  Yeah, you got a side.
[00:06:03]  That's why you don't see anybody.
[00:06:04]  Biden's son just got indicted.
[00:06:06]  You ain't got no criticism for Biden.
[00:06:07]  I've never heard you criticize the left or Biden for anything.
[00:06:11]  Yeah, Joe Biden, he's falling.
[00:06:12]  He falls going up the steps.
[00:06:14]  He's falling asleep in meetings.
[00:06:15]  The dude seems like he's lost.
[00:06:17]  It's like he's got severe cognitive decline.
[00:06:20]  I mean, he looks like he's not worthy to be president.
[00:06:24]  I mean, you can actually see it.
[00:06:25]  It's not an opinion.
[00:06:27]  You could actually see it when he talks, when he moves, his mannerism.
[00:06:31]  I mean, Trump is the same age, but he's more fit to serve because, I mean, he's very active.
[00:06:35]  He plays golf.
[00:06:36]  I mean, I understand you have some criticisms for Trump, but I've never heard y'all say anything negative about Sleepy Joe or his crackhead son.
[00:06:43]  Yeah, all y'all do is call the other side nutty.
[00:06:46]  Yeah, like you said.
[00:06:46]  It's nutty for me to have a right to bear arms.
[00:06:50]  It's nutty for me to protect women's sports.
[00:06:53]  Yeah.
[00:06:54]  I'm a nut because I think the border should be locked down and all these immigrants should be just flooding to our country taking the resources from Americans.
[00:07:04]  That makes me nuts.
[00:07:05]  But y'all the same ones.
[00:07:07]  Y'all got dudes.
[00:07:09]  You got docs out here.
[00:07:10]  Hold on.
[00:07:10]  You got docs out here chopping people's penises off and say, yep, you're a woman now.
[00:07:15]  You're freaking nuts.
[00:07:17]  Yeah, and you say you're independent.
[00:07:19]  You don't come off genuine to me.
[00:07:21]  You're on that show to get votes.
[00:07:23]  Yeah.
[00:07:23]  To swing the election towards Biden.
[00:07:25]  They think the reason why you have that show, you have a lot of fans because you're a Hall of Fame or basketball player.
[00:07:31]  They think you're going to swing the vote.
[00:07:32]  You ain't swinging nothing.
[00:07:33]  Black people, man.
[00:07:34]  Black people, you know what's going to happen?
[00:07:36]  Black people, nothing vote this election.
[00:07:38]  Like, man.
[00:07:38]  Yeah, what's the point?
[00:07:39]  What's the point?
[00:07:40]  Biden sucks.
[00:07:42]  And Trump sucks.
[00:07:42]  So I'm not even going to vote.
[00:07:44]  That's what they think.
[00:07:44]  So they're not going to even vote.
[00:07:46]  Y'all just pushing this idea that he's a dictator now.
[00:07:50]  Whatever.
[00:07:51]  Trump, you suck, man.
[00:07:53]  I was a big fan.
[00:07:54]  Round mound of rebound.
[00:07:56]  You said, Trump, you suck.
[00:07:57]  I mean, Barkley, you suck.
[00:07:59]  He's starting to sound like Joe Biden.
[00:08:00]  I know, I got some Biden that shit went airborne.
[00:08:03]  Barkley, you suck.
[00:08:05]  You literally suck.
[00:08:06]  Well, he's pro-shutdown.
[00:08:07]  He's pro-vaccine.
[00:08:08]  He loved what they did out in Australia.
[00:08:10]  He's a communist.
[00:08:12]  I believe in communists.
[00:08:14]  I believe in conservative communism, though.
[00:08:16]  You in that woke communism.
[00:08:19]  Man, I'm tired of this.
[00:08:22]  That show's gonna get canceled.
[00:08:24]  I know those rapes suck.
[00:08:26]  Niggas don't even watch.
[00:08:29]  Hey, we got a new show coming.
[00:08:30]  I mean, what?

=== Power Stroke Marketing (00:47) ===

[00:08:31]  We got a new giveaway going.
[00:08:33]  I'm tired as hell.
[00:08:35]  I got some cognitive decline going.
[00:08:40]  Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
[00:08:42]  The Ford F-350 with the power stroke.
[00:08:45]  What's that?
[00:08:46]  What's that?
[00:08:46]  Power stroke?
[00:08:47]  What is that?
[00:08:47]  Transmission?
[00:08:48]  What is the engine?
[00:08:49]  It's all as powerful.
[00:08:50]  Where'd the stroke come from?
[00:08:51]  You saw that stroke action in the engine, I think.
[00:08:54]  And we give away...
[00:08:55]  Yeah, and then it comes with $10,000 in cash.
[00:08:58]  Then it'll win.
[00:08:58]  Go to officialheartstrains.com.
[00:09:00]  Anything you buy on the site, automatically.
[00:09:04]  Then it'll win.
[00:09:05]  What that stroking is, what is that?
[00:09:06]  The pistons?
[00:09:07]  Yeah, it's stroking in that.
[00:09:08]  I think it's just marketing in the power stroke.
[00:09:10]  No, it's a power stroke in there.
[00:09:12]  What kind of stroke?
[00:09:13]  It's stroking.
[00:09:15]  What is this stroking?
[00:09:17]  Cut this camera off.