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Aug. 31, 2023 - Hodgetwins
07:17
Climate Protest In Nevada Goes South!
# wife swapping trump documents arrest traffic rights burning man burning man festival civil disobedience climate protesters ford ranger law enforcement conduct nevada political hypocrisy ram diesel truck semen swapping sodomy taser

Hodgetwins clash over Nevada climate protesters blocking Burning Man traffic, debating whether civil disobedience to save Earth justifies illegal detention akin to kidnapping. The hosts dissect a police officer's Ford Ranger confrontation, sarcastically criticizing the V6 engine while comparing the chaos to presidential document arrests. Amidst explicit claims that the festival is a front for gay activities like wife swapping and semen swapping, they mock a Ram diesel giveaway before concluding that such protests fundamentally challenge property rights versus environmental urgency. [Automatically generated summary]

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Climate Protesters and Survival 00:07:16
Yeah, gotta show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Yeah, we've all seen the videos of these climate protesters blocking traffic.
I haven't seen them.
Stop assuming things.
Hey, Ken, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Hey, bitch, what's wrong with you, man?
You in a rag against?
No, man.
You fucking, you gotta contradict everything I say.
We've all seen the videos of these climate protesters blocking traffic.
We've seen the video.
Everybody's seen the videos.
Well, I seen a few.
Right?
I'm not on IG like you.
You've seen them all.
I just seen a few.
Ain't got time for all that.
I ain't got time for all that foolishness.
Right?
And we all, you know, when we see it, we think, man, if I was there, if only if I was there, man, I'd do this and I'd do that, you know?
That's horrible.
What kind of human being are you?
What would you do?
Man, we got places to go.
People to see, got to pick up the kids.
They got to take mom to the doctor.
You got to go pick up groceries.
You got to go get the oil change and they're out here blocking traffic.
No, they're trying to save the earth, man.
See, you got a horrible perspective.
They're trying to save Mother Earth.
Trying to save the trees.
Mother Earth is a good thing.
Trying to save air.
Mother Earth is going to be fine.
It's gone, man.
And we're going to be long gone.
Not if you infect Mother Earth.
Mother Earth is going to remove us.
Yeah, whatever.
So this Patriot shows up.
This is in Nevada.
This Patriot shows up.
Patriot, huh?
Damn, Patrick.
I'd be the judge of that.
Damn, George Washington showed up.
What?
This dude showed up like George Washington on his horse.
Man, we need some more George Washington.
Check out George Washington in Nevada.
Pull it up in his.
Pull up the B-roll, man.
Here we go.
A Ford Ranger?
They can't even get a Ford.
Right over there little obstacles.
Look how he dropped.
Watch this.
Yeah.
He's coming back.
Get out of the way.
Run.
Get out now.
Get out.
Did you pull his gun?
What's that a taser, man?
It's a damn patriot right here.
Get off the ground.
It's a damn patriot.
Get on the ground.
Man, if I was a cop, I'd love saying that.
So they got to go, get on the ground, get on the ground.
Well, they all breaking law when they do that.
Yeah.
You impeding traffic.
You taking away other people's rights to move and to travel freely.
That's against the law.
What crime is that?
Is that a, what's that called?
Kidnapping.
That ain't kidnapping.
Kidnapping is when you take somebody, put them in your truck, and take them somewhere you don't want to.
I'm just stretching along just like that woman down in Atlanta, George, is doing.
What they're doing to Trump, I'm stretching along.
That's kidnapping.
You keep me from here, though.
I would say it's an involuntary detainment.
Think like a dumb, stupid black prosecutor.
Like the one in Atlanta.
You can come up with kidnapping on that.
It's kidnapping.
You're going to jail.
Damn, folks.
You think that's a little excessive running over the shit?
Don't you know?
You think it's a little excessive.
Do you think it's a little excessive arresting the president of the United States for some damn documents?
Yeah, of course.
But man, he just trying to stay the earth, man.
No, he's doing his job.
No, man, he could have gone up there, pulled over his little Ford Range.
Look here.
Y'all impeding traffic.
I'm going to give you an opportunity to move.
Damn, moving.
If you don't move, I'm going to run over your shit.
You know?
That's what you should have did.
Kevin, they're blocking traffic.
I support environmentalists, but they're doing it.
They're going about it the wrong way.
You can't break the law.
Well, the cops going about the corner.
I believe in equal rights.
I believe in equal rights for everybody.
You know?
You have a right to protest, but you don't have the right to take away other people's rights.
It's just simple.
Just keep it simple.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I like the running over the stuff.
You know what I think is a travesty?
A travesty.
Yeah.
What's a travesty?
A police officer driving around a Ford Ranger.
We should give him some TRXs.
F-150s.
Some black widows.
Full-size truck.
He's rolling around in a V6 trunk.
They probably had some cutbacks.
Remember that gay truck they came out for?
It was a Ford Ranger?
Yeah.
But if you want to come out with a gay truck, pick a Ford Ranger and put the rainbow flower, the rainbow colors on it.
Yeah, this incident happened in Nevada at the Burning Man.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I think it attracts a lot of gay people, too.
What's the Burning Man?
It's like some physical fitness event.
They do a bunch of crazy stuff.
Oh, yeah, I think I saw a Netflix bitch.
They go out and they camp out.
It's a bunch of wife swapping out there, too, I heard.
Yeah, it's all kinds of stuff.
A bunch of circle jerks, semen swapping, all that.
Yeah.
Gets crazy out there.
Yeah, it's a front for a bunch of sodomy and gamor stuff.
They out there just busting nuts in the desert.
Jeez, Keith.
Yeah, that's what they're doing.
Burning, man.
Yeah, all of them burning when they get home.
They got all these diseases and gonorrhea.
Wow.
I'm just joking.
I think they do some very gay stuff?
No, like...
I think it's like survival stuff.
Yeah, it's like athletic.
I should do my research.
I'm over here disparaging them, and I don't even know what it is, but you got to be gay out there in the desert for like two weeks like that.
You got some gay.
Yes, that's a real man right there.
You got that living, surviving?
Out in the desert?
Around a bunch of dudes.
Smelling.
Oh, you can smell is nuts in there.
You ain't got no showers or nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know what's going on.
All that sodomy and gay and all that damn dick cheese in there.
Jeez.
Come on.
Yeah, but that damn cop, damn patriot.
I salute you.
Damn good shit.
Damn, good please.
Send that damn man to sheriff or something.
Give him a full size truck, please.
Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
Go away a ram.
We're giving away a ram diesel 25, a ram 2,500 diesel.
You got lazy tongue, you know that, right?
We threw a cranny in there.
It's a Cummins cranny.
Sounds gay, but it's manly in the crop.
And $10,000 in cold hard cash to enter the win.
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