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Aug. 31, 2023 - Hodgetwins
07:57
Dylan Mulvaney Is Back In The News.. Here We Go!

Hodgetwins host Kevin and Dylan Mulvaney clash over Streamy Award recognition, with the host claiming preferential treatment for queer talent while ignoring conservative Black creators due to racism. He derides Mulvaney as a fraud pretending to be a woman and mocks supporters as "idiot[s]," contrasting his vitriol with Mulvaney's acceptance speech where he acknowledges extreme transphobia and calls for allies. Ultimately, the segment highlights deep cultural divides regarding identity politics and media bias, ending with a promotion for a Ram truck giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]

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Stripping Women's Voting Rights 00:07:24
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
We got a damn good show for y'all today.
We need to strip women of their voting rights.
Yeah, I vote for that one.
These women, we got to take away their rights, man.
They will do away with their own.
They would do it all.
They would do away with their own existence.
I was joking.
I ain't joking.
Take away their rights, man.
These women, they don't know what's good for them.
Hey, no.
They just need to be educated.
No, You got all the information at your fingertips.
You got the internet, you got the web, you got computers.
If you idiot now, you don't need to vote.
You got all the information at the palm of your hand.
Get your damn hands up my face.
I'm like, whatever.
Hey, so Dylan Mulvaney.
Oh, man, we're talking about that queer again?
I ain't talking about no damn Dylan Mulvaney, man.
Don't man.
He won this a streaming award.
For what?
Being a queer?
That's what he won it for.
He pretty much, well, he gets a lot of views.
I don't care.
That's because he's got a machine behind him.
They put his videos out there.
Yeah.
If they put me out there, I get the same amount of views.
I blow away Dylan Mulvaney.
I remember we were posting videos on TikTok, man.
We were getting like a million hits every video.
They start banning me.
Yeah.
I mean, us.
Not me, us.
So he's that queer gets preferential treatment.
So.
You know that, right?
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah.
This queer is getting all these damn getting all these awards.
All these damn awards.
I ain't never won nothing.
He's getting all these brand deals.
Why?
Because he's queer.
That's why.
It's not based on talent.
That's what when you get brand deals.
I think he's talented.
I'm talking about that.
You should just.
It should be based upon your.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I think he might be.
He's talented.
He can sing.
He can dance.
He used to be in plays and stuff.
But that's not what he's doing.
But that's not the reason why he's getting these.
I want to get to this video.
I'm going to show this video.
He's getting them because he's queer.
I'm asking you ladies.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You feel me on that one, don't you?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm just checking.
Hey, so I don't know why women's clapping for this dude.
Check this out.
Because they're idiots.
Take that vote.
Take that rots away.
Look at his face.
Like he's.
Look at his dumb broad beside him.
She's all happy for him.
It's dude.
Dylan looking good right now.
Yeah, I like blondes, too.
Oh my God.
Hi.
You know, I'm really shocked because I thought the only award I would ever maybe win was maybe a Tony award, but now I'm a musical theater gal with a streamie.
Theater TikTok, we made it to the mainstream.
532 days ago, I made a coming out video that turned into my Days of Girlhood series.
And my life has been changed for the better.
Wow.
But on the flip side, there's also been an extreme amount of transphobia and hate.
And I know that my community is feeling it.
And I now know that even our allies are feeling it.
And I look around this room and I just see so many amazing allies that have platforms.
And I think allyship right now needs to look differently.
And you need to support trans people publicly.
And some of them people are crazy as hell.
And proudly.
Why are they clapping?
Look at that black guy.
And I think the trans community and the creator community actually have something in common.
And it's that people often underestimate us.
But I know that we can stay optimistic about just the future of transness in general.
Because if we can influence people to buy $22 airborne smoothies, we can also do this.
I just, I love you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm going to go have a beer.
I love him.
He doesn't have no boobs yet.
I don't know why he keeps it.
He keeps doing this.
Like, I got more key keys than you.
Well, he's pretending he's a woman.
He can pretend he's got boobs.
But I ain't got kiki.
I got pecs.
It's all that up.
I just cracked a joke and it went right over your head.
What?
I just cracked a joke and it just went right on here.
So you don't pay attention.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
No, man.
I don't think I'm going to repeat myself again.
No, let me hear it, Kevin.
Let me hear it.
Come on.
You want to hear it?
Yeah, I'm going to hear it, man.
You see?
Yeah.
All right, I'll go ahead and say it then.
He's pretending to be a woman.
So he can pretend to have boobs.
Yeah.
It's a good joke.
It's all right.
You look good, though, man.
I mean, if he was a woman.
You hit that.
You know you would.
If it was a woman.
Hey, Kevin, what are we talking about?
Huh?
What are we talking about?
Talking about this queer who just won an award for nothing.
Nah, he's nah, he wanted for something.
Breakout streamer.
This dude.
What is that?
That dude.
We're breakout streamers.
Why didn't we get the award?
You know why?
Because he's a queer.
That's why.
We get more views than him.
We get more attraction on Twitter than him.
Why he get an award?
Because he's queer.
But no, he's big time on.
No, we're big time.
We're Hodge twins.
You know how many views we get today?
Did they give us an award?
Nope.
We've been doing it.
Put on a dress?
We've been doing it for 10 years, too.
Yeah, we got billions of views.
Ain't never won an award.
He won it because he's quick.
You know why we ain't winning?
Because we're conservative.
No, because they're racist.
That's because we're black, man.
Yeah, they think we should think of my big lips and my big black.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Man, I'm going liberal over here.
I shouldn't be making all these jokes, man.
What?
What's wrong with you?
I should be more conservative, you know?
You are, man.
You're a good conservative man.
You should be proud of yourself.
We do.
We did way more than Dylan Movady.
Yeah.
Way more.
Yeah.
He gets an award.
We get nothing.
We give away trucks, cash.
We're getting hits, videos, tweets.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Yeah.
But this homo gets all the credit.
Damn, queer getting all the views.
He's getting all the damn credit because he's queer.
He's getting all the recognition.
Yeah, he's getting preferred.
He's wearing a dress.
Yep.
This is bullshit.
Queer.
Yep.
Get shit over.
Hey, man, we got a new card.
I don't need that award.
I don't need it.
I don't need that.
I got you guys.
Hey, hey.
I got you, women.
Hey, Kevin.
I got you.
That's why I'm giving back to the community.
Hey, Kevin, if I was that, if we actually won something and we came up after him and he did that, I walked up there and said, look, I thought this award meant something, but Evelyn did.
It doesn't.
Y'all can keep this shit.
You women clapping for that dude?
You're a bat shit crazy.
You deserve everything to get comes to you.
Did I walk off the stage and I dropped the mic?
Dropping The Mic On Awards 00:00:32
Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
Give away a Ram truck.
A Ram Diesel 2500 pickup truck.
Yeah.
And we threw a tranny in there.
Like, you know, transaction.
And it's a good tranny, too.
It's the Cummins tranny.
You need to calm down.
And $10,000 in cold, hard, white American cash.
The end of the win.
Go to officialhardsworth.com.
Anything you buy from the site, get you automatically edit the win.
Yeah.
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