Hodgetwins host critiques Disney's live-action Snow White, condemning the casting of a non-white actress as "woke" and racist while mocking her appearance. He argues the film removes the Prince and traditional romance to feature Snow White running for president, comparing this shift to altering Black Panther. The host laments the absence of dwarfs, predicts future changes to Beauty and the Beast, and contrasts these edits with his positive view of the original monster's redemption through true love before an ad break. [Automatically generated summary]
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Disney Hijacks Snow White00:05:47
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
We got a damn good show.
So Disney coming out with a new Snow White.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the actress they pick is not white at all.
Really?
Yeah, she's woke.
Look like a Mexican to me.
Yeah?
I mean, I don't know what she is.
That was just a racist joke.
She could be.
She looks white.
She could be from Lebanon.
No, she's got like a nice tantal skin.
White people got, some of them got like an olive.
Those white people have been desecrated.
What?
They've been mixed with these other dark-skinned racisms.
See, me and you?
They're not pure white.
Yeah, they're not pure white.
See?
Yeah.
We got white in us, but got that black in us.
Yeah.
Yeah, she looks white, but she got like an olive skin.
Maybe she's Jewish.
Some of them niggas get brown.
You know?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I've seen some Jews.
But anyway, this new...
They get a good tan, you know, like a butterball turkey.
You know?
That's like the perfect color to me, a butterball turkey.
Mm-hmm.
Especially on Thanksgiving morning.
Yeah.
Especially in the bed, too.
She's a nice butterball turkey in the bed, boy.
Hey, Kevin, come on, man.
Let's get serious.
Hey, so.
So you say she woke, though.
Okay, let's go to the video.
This girl is woke.
This whole movie's woke.
Yeah?
Yeah, check it out.
Original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so.
There is a big focus on her love story with the guy who literally stalks her.
Weird.
Weird.
So we didn't do that this time.
Cast a guy in the movie, Andrew Burnap.
Great dude.
All of Andrew's scenes could get cut.
Who knows?
It's Hollywood, baby.
You said you were bringing a modern edge to it.
Paul's on set.
Paul, you keep it up.
Look at Wonder Woman.
That's Wonder Woman?
Yeah, that's Wonder Woman right there.
Yeah?
Yeah, that's Wonder Woman.
I haven't seen Wonder Woman.
You getting good?
Oh, man.
Wonder Woman.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
That's Wonder Woman right there.
She's tall as hell.
Either she's tall as hell or that girl's a midget beside her.
Probably a little of both.
Yeah, she do look like she got midget proportions.
Look how big her head is down there.
Yeah, she got some T-Rex going.
Her head the same size as the tall girl, but she's down at the floor.
Look at all that damn head going.
Her head matches her body, though.
I mean, she's cute, too.
Yeah, she's adorable.
That would definitely hit that.
Okay, play it.
I just mean that it's no longer 1937.
And we absolutely wrote a Snow White that is not going to be saved by the prince.
She's not going to be saved by the Prince, and she's not going to be dreaming about true love.
She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.
The leader that her late father told her that she could be.
And she was fearless, fair, brave, and true.
Look at Wonder Woman.
And so it's just a really incredible story for, I think, young people everywhere to see themselves in.
Snow White is running for president.
I'm launching my campaign.
And you took a beautiful story and ruined it.
I don't even think it's got the dwarfs in there.
No?
I don't think so.
Snow White, and you have no damn dwarfs in there?
And Snow White's not white.
They hijacked it.
I mean, they hijacked Snow White and they're using it for a different purpose.
I'm tired of this woke stuff, man.
That's like taking...
When I want to go see Snow White, I want to see a white woman.
Hey, blonde hair, blue eyes, and thick.
And a little freckle action going.
With little freckle action.
You know what?
Make a redhead, too.
Yeah, get some firecrocks going.
Give me some of that damn fire crocs going.
That's what I think.
A Snow White.
Hey man, what y'all did to Snow White is like going to Black Panther and making them Brad Pitt Taking Brad Pitt and putting waves in his hair.
Get him a fade.
He got a Vedoo rag on.
He wearing do rags in the movie.
I mean, it's Snow White.
Yeah.
Why didn't y'all?
If y'all want to make up another.
I mean, I know Snow White is fictitious, but why y'all taking all the white characters, all the white-led cartoons, fictitious characters, and making them...
Yeah, something they're not.
Yeah, you shouldn't call it Snow White.
You should call it Maria Maria Dora in Boots.
That's what you call it.
Dora.
What you call it?
Dora and Boots.
Put a little monkey in there.
Call it Dora in Boots.
Becomes a leader.
I mean, that's what you were saying at your little interview.
Becoming a strong, powerful woman.
This is a damn fairy tale.
That don't make no sense, man.
I mean, it's a fairy tale.
Are y'all gonna go back and change Peter Pan and Little Red Riding Hood?
What are you gonna do to Beauty and the Beast?
They're gonna replace the beast with a Negro, I bet you.
What?
That's what they're gonna do?
No, they're gonna.
No, I know what they're gonna do.
What they're gonna do.
What they gonna do?
They're gonna.
I ain't gonna say it.
I'll probably get in trouble for it.
You know what I'm thinking.
I don't know what you're thinking.
That's why I'm asking.
Why don't you go and tell everybody?
I ain't saying shit.
Too much suspense going on.
Whatever.
I like Beauty and the Beast.
That beauty was hot.
Then that monster came in and just...
Replacing The Beast With A Negro00:01:08
Oh, oh, oh.
No, he did.
Oh, yeah, he did.
He won a heart because she was looking for true love.
Yeah.
Right?
Because it's not what's on the outside.
It's what's on the inside.
Put that damn beast in the suit and everything.
Walking around dancing with the bitch.
Beauty and the beast.
That's a damn good show.
They ain't ruining Snow White, man.
It ain't about time.
Look at that woke shit y'all playing.
Hey, man, we got a new giveaway going.
So that damn show is about a damn girl grown as being leader.
They ain't no fairytale no more.
That's real life.
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