Hodgetwins - Snow White Is Getting A WOKE Makeover..
Aired: 2023-08-19
Duration: 06:56


=== Disney Hijacks Snow White (05:47) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  We got a damn good show.
[00:00:05]  So Disney coming out with a new Snow White.
[00:00:08]  Yeah.
[00:00:09]  Yeah.
[00:00:11]  And the actress they pick is not white at all.
[00:00:15]  Really?
[00:00:15]  Yeah, she's woke.
[00:00:16]  Look like a Mexican to me.
[00:00:18]  Yeah?
[00:00:21]  I mean, I don't know what she is.
[00:00:22]  That was just a racist joke.
[00:00:24]  She could be.
[00:00:25]  She looks white.
[00:00:26]  She could be from Lebanon.
[00:00:27]  No, she's got like a nice tantal skin.
[00:00:29]  White people got, some of them got like an olive.
[00:00:32]  Those white people have been desecrated.
[00:00:35]  What?
[00:00:35]  They've been mixed with these other dark-skinned racisms.
[00:00:39]  See, me and you?
[00:00:40]  They're not pure white.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, they're not pure white.
[00:00:42]  See?
[00:00:42]  Yeah.
[00:00:43]  We got white in us, but got that black in us.
[00:00:46]  Yeah.
[00:00:55]  Yeah, she looks white, but she got like an olive skin.
[00:00:58]  Maybe she's Jewish.
[00:00:59]  Some of them niggas get brown.
[00:01:02]  You know?
[00:01:03]  Yeah.
[00:01:03]  Mm-hmm.
[00:01:04]  I've seen some Jews.
[00:01:05]  But anyway, this new...
[00:01:06]  They get a good tan, you know, like a butterball turkey.
[00:01:08]  You know?
[00:01:09]  That's like the perfect color to me, a butterball turkey.
[00:01:11]  Mm-hmm.
[00:01:12]  Especially on Thanksgiving morning.
[00:01:14]  Yeah.
[00:01:14]  Especially in the bed, too.
[00:01:16]  She's a nice butterball turkey in the bed, boy.
[00:01:19]  Hey, Kevin, come on, man.
[00:01:20]  Let's get serious.
[00:01:21]  Hey, so.
[00:01:23]  So you say she woke, though.
[00:01:26]  Okay, let's go to the video.
[00:01:29]  This girl is woke.
[00:01:30]  This whole movie's woke.
[00:01:32]  Yeah?
[00:01:32]  Yeah, check it out.
[00:01:34]  Original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so.
[00:01:39]  There is a big focus on her love story with the guy who literally stalks her.
[00:01:46]  Weird.
[00:01:46]  Weird.
[00:01:47]  So we didn't do that this time.
[00:01:49]  Cast a guy in the movie, Andrew Burnap.
[00:01:51]  Great dude.
[00:01:52]  All of Andrew's scenes could get cut.
[00:01:53]  Who knows?
[00:01:54]  It's Hollywood, baby.
[00:01:55]  You said you were bringing a modern edge to it.
[00:01:57]  Paul's on set.
[00:01:58]  Paul, you keep it up.
[00:01:59]  Look at Wonder Woman.
[00:02:01]  That's Wonder Woman?
[00:02:02]  Yeah, that's Wonder Woman right there.
[00:02:04]  Yeah?
[00:02:05]  Yeah, that's Wonder Woman.
[00:02:06]  I haven't seen Wonder Woman.
[00:02:08]  You getting good?
[00:02:08]  Oh, man.
[00:02:09]  Wonder Woman.
[00:02:10]  Oh, man.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:12]  That's Wonder Woman right there.
[00:02:14]  She's tall as hell.
[00:02:16]  Either she's tall as hell or that girl's a midget beside her.
[00:02:20]  Probably a little of both.
[00:02:21]  Yeah, she do look like she got midget proportions.
[00:02:23]  Look how big her head is down there.
[00:02:25]  Yeah, she got some T-Rex going.
[00:02:26]  Her head the same size as the tall girl, but she's down at the floor.
[00:02:30]  Look at all that damn head going.
[00:02:32]  Her head matches her body, though.
[00:02:35]  I mean, she's cute, too.
[00:02:36]  Yeah, she's adorable.
[00:02:38]  That would definitely hit that.
[00:02:40]  Okay, play it.
[00:02:43]  I just mean that it's no longer 1937.
[00:02:46]  And we absolutely wrote a Snow White that is not going to be saved by the prince.
[00:02:50]  She's not going to be saved by the Prince, and she's not going to be dreaming about true love.
[00:02:54]  She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.
[00:02:57]  The leader that her late father told her that she could be.
[00:02:59]  And she was fearless, fair, brave, and true.
[00:03:01]  Look at Wonder Woman.
[00:03:02]  And so it's just a really incredible story for, I think, young people everywhere to see themselves in.
[00:03:06]  Snow White is running for president.
[00:03:08]  I'm launching my campaign.
[00:03:11]  And you took a beautiful story and ruined it.
[00:03:16]  I don't even think it's got the dwarfs in there.
[00:03:19]  No?
[00:03:20]  I don't think so.
[00:03:21]  Snow White, and you have no damn dwarfs in there?
[00:03:25]  And Snow White's not white.
[00:03:27]  They hijacked it.
[00:03:28]  I mean, they hijacked Snow White and they're using it for a different purpose.
[00:03:33]  I'm tired of this woke stuff, man.
[00:03:34]  That's like taking...
[00:03:35]  When I want to go see Snow White, I want to see a white woman.
[00:03:40]  Hey, blonde hair, blue eyes, and thick.
[00:03:43]  And a little freckle action going.
[00:03:45]  With little freckle action.
[00:03:48]  You know what?
[00:03:48]  Make a redhead, too.
[00:03:49]  Yeah, get some firecrocks going.
[00:03:51]  Give me some of that damn fire crocs going.
[00:03:54]  That's what I think.
[00:03:54]  A Snow White.
[00:03:59]  Hey man, what y'all did to Snow White is like going to Black Panther and making them Brad Pitt Taking Brad Pitt and putting waves in his hair.
[00:04:11]  Get him a fade.
[00:04:12]  He got a Vedoo rag on.
[00:04:13]  He wearing do rags in the movie.
[00:04:16]  I mean, it's Snow White.
[00:04:18]  Yeah.
[00:04:18]  Why didn't y'all?
[00:04:19]  If y'all want to make up another.
[00:04:22]  I mean, I know Snow White is fictitious, but why y'all taking all the white characters, all the white-led cartoons, fictitious characters, and making them...
[00:04:31]  Yeah, something they're not.
[00:04:32]  Yeah, you shouldn't call it Snow White.
[00:04:33]  You should call it Maria Maria Dora in Boots.
[00:04:42]  That's what you call it.
[00:04:43]  Dora.
[00:04:44]  What you call it?
[00:04:44]  Dora and Boots.
[00:04:46]  Put a little monkey in there.
[00:04:49]  Call it Dora in Boots.
[00:04:51]  Becomes a leader.
[00:04:53]  I mean, that's what you were saying at your little interview.
[00:04:56]  Becoming a strong, powerful woman.
[00:04:58]  This is a damn fairy tale.
[00:05:01]  That don't make no sense, man.
[00:05:04]  I mean, it's a fairy tale.
[00:05:06]  Are y'all gonna go back and change Peter Pan and Little Red Riding Hood?
[00:05:10]  What are you gonna do to Beauty and the Beast?
[00:05:13]  They're gonna replace the beast with a Negro, I bet you.
[00:05:16]  What?
[00:05:17]  That's what they're gonna do?
[00:05:18]  No, they're gonna.
[00:05:19]  No, I know what they're gonna do.
[00:05:20]  What they're gonna do.
[00:05:22]  What they gonna do?
[00:05:23]  They're gonna.
[00:05:24]  I ain't gonna say it.
[00:05:25]  I'll probably get in trouble for it.
[00:05:27]  You know what I'm thinking.
[00:05:29]  I don't know what you're thinking.
[00:05:30]  That's why I'm asking.
[00:05:31]  Why don't you go and tell everybody?
[00:05:33]  I ain't saying shit.
[00:05:34]  Too much suspense going on.
[00:05:38]  Whatever.
[00:05:40]  I like Beauty and the Beast.
[00:05:43]  That beauty was hot.
[00:05:45]  Then that monster came in and just...

=== Replacing The Beast With A Negro (01:08) ===

[00:05:48]  Oh, oh, oh.
[00:05:54]  No, he did.
[00:05:54]  Oh, yeah, he did.
[00:05:56]  He won a heart because she was looking for true love.
[00:05:59]  Yeah.
[00:06:00]  Right?
[00:06:00]  Because it's not what's on the outside.
[00:06:03]  It's what's on the inside.
[00:06:08]  Put that damn beast in the suit and everything.
[00:06:12]  Walking around dancing with the bitch.
[00:06:17]  Beauty and the beast.
[00:06:20]  That's a damn good show.
[00:06:21]  They ain't ruining Snow White, man.
[00:06:22]  It ain't about time.
[00:06:23]  Look at that woke shit y'all playing.
[00:06:27]  Hey, man, we got a new giveaway going.
[00:06:29]  So that damn show is about a damn girl grown as being leader.
[00:06:33]  They ain't no fairytale no more.
[00:06:35]  That's real life.
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[00:06:55]  You got it to win.