Hodgetwins dissect the Secret Service's discovery of cocaine in the White House library, speculating Hunter Biden left it during a visit while President Biden was at Camp David. The hosts criticize the agency's tepid response and conduct racialized commentary on drug use, linking the incident to Hunter's past addiction. Ultimately, the segment concludes with a promotional offer for a Ford Raptor and cash from officialhardsworth.com, explicitly connecting the ad to purchasing cocaine. [Automatically generated summary]
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White House Cocaine Incident00:08:27
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Got a damn good show.
All right, so that was an incident at the White House.
Yeah, give me some B-roll.
It was an incident.
The hazmat team was there.
They found a white substance.
Yeah?
Oh, man, that sounds like anthrax to me.
They think it was some kind of biological weapon.
White powder?
Yeah, that's why you would have it.
That's going to be a terrorist attack right there.
Yeah.
White dust just sitting on the table?
Just sitting there in the White House?
In the White House.
Oh, come on, man.
How did that get there?
It's got to be inside y'all.
Thirds out, it was nothing like anthrax or biological.
It was that white man's drug.
BC powder?
What?
BC powder.
No, man.
Some white man's drugs.
See, white man, they don't mess with that fentanyl.
Yeah.
That damn heroin.
See, that's all that nigga shit.
Yeah, they don't mess with that crack.
Well, I mean, I mean, typically they don't.
But you know, there's some outliers.
Yeah.
But white man, they only do the good stuff.
So it turns out it was cocaine.
Cocaine.
You know, some cocaine, man.
I bet you hunter left it.
And Hunter visited the White House and put a couple lines in there.
Hey, dad, I'm coming up to the house.
Yeah.
I'm going to do a couple lines in that bitch.
So that's an article on this.
I'm going to read this article.
Yeah.
You know they can find out who left that very easy.
I'm pretty sure they could.
But they ain't going to find out.
They don't want to.
Yeah.
Okay, let me read the title.
I'd like to get some title going.
Yeah, get some title action.
Yeah, substance found in White House Library test positive for cocaine.
See, they automatically should test, drug test everybody that was in the vicinity of the cocaine.
Yeah.
Real easy, man.
They find out who was taking that.
They need to delve into this and figure out who's the culprit.
Yeah.
They don't even have to explore much, man.
Be a quick investigation.
They already know who's doing it.
Yeah.
Let me read the article.
The unknown item that forced a brief evacuation of the White House Sunday night and drew a hazmat team from Washington, D.C. fire and MS to the executive mansion initially tested positive for cocaine according to cocaine cocaine according to a dispatch card.
Cocaine hydrochloride.
Yeah.
Just cocaine, man.
Why you got to put the chloride on there?
We have a yellow bar stating cocaine hydrochloride.
A DC firefighter stated in a radio communication at 9.49 p.m. on Sunday.
Bag it up and take it out.
I bet you they snorted all that shit.
I bet you like it.
Yeah, it's cocaine.
Yes.
You know what?
That's good.
Oh, that's a damn, that's a damn White House cocaine.
You know, that shit is pure.
Yeah.
Let me keep reading, man.
You know, that got to be some good cocaine they find in the White House.
Oh, man, I bet just the purest, cleanest cocaine.
Yeah, best cocaine in America, man.
Find that in the White House.
Bag it up and take it out, the firefighter.
The white powdery substance was found in the residence's library.
Somebody up in the White House in the library doing lines of coke.
You talk about white privilege right there.
You thought he was white.
He'll put a white hour.
How comfortable, how comfortable you got to be to do that in the White House?
Like, it had to be, it couldn't have been, it had to be more than one name.
Ain't nobody going to have the balls to go in the White House library and do Coke by himself.
Even Hunter had a hooker with him, and he was in his house.
That's probably who it was.
Yeah, it had to be, man.
Let me keep reading.
It had been Hunter in there.
The white pottery substance was found in the residences library according to the dispatch called the Secret Service told the Post the agency did not comment on an active investigation declined to comment further.
Oh, okay.
So finding White House.
I mean, find, sorry, finding cocaine in the White House library doesn't want an investigation.
That's crazy.
No, they're going to, they say it's under investigation.
No, what did they just say?
I'm reading comprehension skills.
No, read that part again, man.
All right, I'll read it again.
Pay attention this time.
Pay attention.
The Secret Service told the Post.
Where is that at?
Oh, there you go.
The Secret Service told the Post the agency does not comment on an active investigation, declined to comment further.
Did they investigate?
They ain't investigating nothing.
Yeah, they probably ain't, but I'm just saying.
Let me keep reading, man.
Let me keep reading the story.
That justifies an investigation.
Yeah.
Secret Service spokesman Anthony.
Man, what kind of name is this?
All that damn diversity in there.
Anthony told the Washington Post.
All that damn diversity.
Who y'all get a good white man's name in there?
Athne told the Washington Post that more tests will be conducted to confirm that the substance is in fact cocaine.
President O'Brien, President Biden was at Camp David at the time of the incident.
Authorities are not trying to determine how the substance got into the White House after a Secret Service agent found the powder during a routine sweep of the premises.
Yeah, you know, that was a conservative reported this.
First son, Hunter Biden, 53, who has acknowledged a prior addiction to crack cocaine was on the White House grounds Friday.
Crack and cocaine is totally two different things.
Well, they're made from the same substance.
That's how it is.
He had crack rocks.
Yeah.
And then you got your pure cocaine.
They found cocaine.
They didn't find crack rocks.
Yeah.
That's that nigga shit.
They found the white powdery.
So they thought it was anthrax at first because it said pure cocaine.
Yeah.
Let me keep reading.
First son, Hunter Biden, 53, who has acknowledged a prior addiction to crack cocaine was on the White House grounds Friday before heading off to Camp David with his father for the holiday weekend.
You know what that baby looked like?
Pull that picture up.
Give me some B-roll action.
That baby liked Trump when he was about three years old.
Damn, same hair and everything, huh?
Yeah.
That's damn Trump right there.
You know Trump was bad when he's a kid.
That's probably, that's probably a good dramatization of Trump.
You see that?
Look at that.
I bet you Trump was bad, man.
But that was bad.
Yeah, bring it up.
Give me some B-roll.
Look at Trump.
No bad Trump right there.
No, bad.
Look at his hat.
Still crazy as hell.
Man, Trump still got a head full of hair, man.
You think he takes Rogaine?
He probably got some of that good white man's Rogaine.
Yeah.
Let me keep reading.
So I am.
I'm done reading.
Who's that?
Who's that right there?
Give me some B-roll.
Who's that?
I guess this is.
At least he got an American flag on his hat.
You should be thankful for this country.
It's giving you everything.
You should wear a hat with China on it.
Take that American flag off and put China's hat on.
Oh, that looks.
They got them aviators on.
Him and his son be wearing them aviators.
For some reason, y'all look like the damn Unabomber when y'all wear them.
But anyway, you know, that was a damn patriot that's a patriot.
That what's the word I'm looking for?
That exposed this?
No, if it was a follower, a damn secophant, a damn bootlooker, they're like, oh man, Hunter was here.
Take the crap off.
Hunter Coke and craft.
Yeah.
I know, man.
This is a damn patriot.
Yeah.
He's probably going to get killed.
Man, don't say that, man.
Don't say that.
A damn patriot.
Don't say that.
Man, look at everything.
Hunter's Operation Exposed00:01:34
I mean, look at the I mean, this administration has been a complete travesty, right?
Yeah.
It's been a debacle, man.
How are you going to find cocaine in the White House?
That shows you what kind of operation you run.
You got cocaine in the library.
That's crazy.
What you going to find next?
A used condom tied off at the base.
I bet you Clinton did some crazy stuff in there.
No, Clinton, man, he was smooth with his.
He's just getting sucked off, huh?
Yeah.
He didn't leave evidence.
That girl just stupid.
Well, you can't be blasting on dresses.
No, man, girl's stupid, man.
She kept the dress because it had the semen on it.
Girls do crazy stuff.
That's like a badge of honor for her.
Don't touch it.
Don't watch it.
That's the president's semen on that.
That's crazy.
Think about you, an intern.
You sucked off the president of the United States.
You a girl.
That's like a badge of honor.
It's like you finally made it.
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And that's an incentive.
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