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June 30, 2023 - Hodgetwins
07:50
Biden Supporter Does The Unthinkable!

Hodgetwins host Harshtwins confronts a Rhode Island Democrat senator who keyed a car bearing an anti-Biden sticker, framing the act as a constitutional violation despite the senator's self-defense claim. The discussion escalates to Hunter Biden's alleged crimes and foreign business dealings, contrasting these with Trump's quid pro quo accusations while mocking QAnon followers and corporate censorship of LGBTQ merchandise. Ultimately, the segment portrays the Biden family as corrupt beneficiaries of white privilege, using this specific incident to validate broader anti-Democratic sentiment. [Automatically generated summary]

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Democrats Are The Biggest Threat 00:06:39
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Democrats.
I'm starting to believe Democrats are the biggest threat to this country, man.
Well, they say that about us, the Republicans.
We're a threat to them.
Nah, nah, nah.
They misrepresenting Republicans.
What do you say that?
January 6th kind of hurt us, man.
That was just an isolated event.
Yeah, that was an isolated event.
That's a bad luck.
That's an outlier.
That never happens.
And I think, I can't say it on camera, but I think some people planned it.
Oh, the FBI.
No, not the FBI.
You can't say that.
CIA?
You can't say that either.
Some undercover rogue government agents.
You can't say that either.
What are you trying to get?
A bullet in your head?
Well, it was all the Republicans' fault.
Nobody was involved, but Republicans.
Yeah, it was Republicans, yeah.
It wasn't the government.
Yeah.
Why would he do that?
Yeah, I know.
Like, some people think they killed JFK.
That's just crazy talk.
They said they killed MLK, too.
The government.
These people?
Yeah.
QAnon.
Conspiracy theorists.
Yeah.
Psychos.
That's what they are.
The government wouldn't kill a civil rights leader, a president.
It's crazy.
Anyway, we came across this Rhode Island Democrat.
Oh, they real crazy up there.
That's Bernie Country.
Rhode Island?
Them people up there ain't got no sense, man.
Hey, Rhode Island.
Yeah, so Nutcase Island.
So it's this Rhode Island senator.
This is the first time I've ever heard of him, but he key somebody's truck because they had a Biden suck.
See, that's what I'm saying.
These people are the biggest threat to America, man.
He doesn't believe in freedom of speech.
It's freedom of speech all day long right there, man.
Man, they're anti-constitution, man.
But check out this video.
He's going to jail.
I heard a loud scratching noise, and as I turned the corner, there he was with keys in his hand facing the people.
He was blocking my way, saying I scratched his car.
I didn't scratch his car.
I'm a state senator.
I think he recognized me.
I think he's one of the gunk.
I don't even know any of the senators, to be honest.
You keyed his car.
Yeah.
Do you know the guy?
Why would you key his task?
That's why you could write a statement saying he threatened, you know, whatever the case was.
And then, you know, I key it out of what?
I don't know, anger.
I don't know what your issue was.
I thought he was one of the gun nuts that, you know, stalked me before.
So, right, but they're going to...
What's the reason to key the car, though?
That's the question.
I just want to put these on.
What?
Yeah.
Key to call?
What is that?
Self-defense?
Why aren't you doing that?
I'm a senator.
He's a gun nut.
I keyed his car for self-defense.
Gunnut.
Yeah, why am I a gunnut because I don't have the right to protect myself?
That makes me a gun nut?
Makes you a nut.
Gun nut.
Really?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Never understood the logic behind that.
See, Republicans were stupid.
Yeah.
Democrats, they're like intellectuals.
They're geniuses.
Yeah, they don't need guns.
Somebody breaking the house, just call the cops.
That's the way they say.
That's all you got to do.
Yeah.
You don't need a gun.
Cops come in, save the day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe you are gunnets.
It's funny how he tried to hide behind being a senator.
I'm a senator, and he knows who I am.
I mean, nobody, you can never trust a man with a nose like that.
I've been to several people with nose like that.
They all liars.
Yeah.
Pinocchio.
Yeah.
That's why his nose is so big.
He's lying all the time.
His nose was meant for a person my height.
Look how big my head is.
That nose belongs on my face.
That dude's shorter than false, and he's got that nose.
It's not proportionate.
Hey, man, that's the way God made him.
No, God didn't make that.
He comes from Satan.
He comes from the bowels of Satan.
Not the same in his bowels.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, if he's really a gun nut, shouldn't he have blown your head off after you?
That's a good point.
If he's a gun nut, if you keep my car, I'm going to blow your brains out.
I bet the first idea is going to pop in my mind.
Yeah.
Look like that damn Looney Tunes car too.
That damn light bulb is going to go off.
Oh, yeah, I'm a gun nut.
I'm going to blow his damn brains out.
He's going to blow his brain.
I'm going to blow off both his kneecaps.
I'm going to blow off his elbows and blow off your tallywhacker.
Yeah.
I'm going to let you live, but I'm blowing everything off.
Yeah, that's what a gun nut would do.
But did he do that?
No, he called the cops.
He behaved like a rational.
Yeah.
He just exercised his First Amendment right.
Biden sucks.
Is that the type of stick he had on his car?
Yeah, something like that.
It's not a crime.
He's just expressing his First Amendment right, you know?
And that's just right.
That dude literally sucks.
His son sucks even harder than he does.
Yeah, he sucks that glass.
You know.
That family sucks.
Why would you even, if I'm a senator, Democrat, right?
Why would you support a man whose family has got away with murder?
What, figure of speech?
Figure of speech, yeah.
Metaphorically.
Metaphorically.
Because you know his family is dirty as hell.
I mean, he does.
His son made all that money from foreign businesses while his daddy was vice president.
You really think he got that job without his daddy?
How can any rational person come to the conclusion that he got those jobs from his personal experience?
His personal experiences, his acumen?
No.
He got in there because his dad, I can't say it on camera.
Like they accused Trump of quid pro quo.
And that dude's on videotape doing it.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Got emails doing it.
Nothing.
Plea deal.
Slap on wrists.
Yeah, that dude sucks.
You know how many niggas in jail for the exact same things Hunter Biden did?
And they doing a long time.
Yeah.
It's dudes on camera waving guns, smoking crack.
That's at least 15 years.
Hey, what do you think that Biden sticker looked like?
It probably looked, this is what the Biden sticker probably was.
Probably Biden on his knees.
It's a drag queen right there.
Yeah.
He's sucking him off.
And under the stick, under that, that image just got Biden sucks.
Literally.
Hunter Biden And White Privilege 00:01:10
You could make a million dollars off of that.
See, I ought to start.
I can't sell that there.
Shut my sight down.
Yeah.
You can sell it.
Well, you know, a lot of these corporations, they're communists.
Yeah, Shopify shut my sight down.
Yeah, shut it down, man.
Can't do that.
Can't do it.
You can put crazy all kinds of LGBTQ stuff on your shirt.
Kids sucking off.
You could sell a shirt saying kids are sexy.
Yeah.
They're selling it, right?
Yeah.
Kids are sexy.
Trans kids are sexy.
Nothing.
Joe Biden's son, smoke crack, waving guns, banging hookers.
15 cents for the big guy, 10 cents.
Nothing.
Smoking crack.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Joe Biden's son is the epitome of white privilege.
That's a damn good show.
Damn good show.
Gotta leave him a high note on that.
Hey, got a new giveaway going.
Giving away a Florida Raptor in $10,000 in cold, hard, white American cash.
Yeah.
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Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically registered to win.
Ew.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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