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June 22, 2023 - Hodgetwins
07:10
San Francisco Has Official Hit Rock Bottom!
# white supremacists urban decline transgender individuals black neighbors chicago democratic governance drug use homelessness homelessness crisis karens prostitution public safety rape robbery san francisco shootings suburban life

Hodgetwins declare San Francisco has hit rock bottom, blaming democratic rule for a dystopian landscape of homelessness, drug use, and violent crime involving machetes and shootings. The host contrasts this decay with suburban life among "Karens," whom he claims enforce better civic order than Black neighbors, while admitting to exaggerating past comments about white supremacists for comedic effect. Ultimately, the segment frames these urban failures as inherent consequences of progressive governance, ending with a promotional plug for a Ford Raptor truck and a cash giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]

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San Francisco Dystopian Future 00:05:44
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
San Francisco.
Man, you could literally go to every big city.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
In some parts are like a third world country.
Yeah, and it's all because of democratic rule.
Yeah, policies.
Seriously, if you get full democratic rule in this country, it's going to turn into a dystopian future for us all.
Nightmarriage.
Hellish.
Or William.
Yeah.
Crackheads.
You go outside, you're going to work.
There's a crackhead right there sucking a pipe.
And then before you get to a car, prostitute cup.
Prostitute come up.
Hey, it's going to be a black dude too, dressing like a woman.
Hey, you want to get sucked off?
With a wig on looking crazy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby.
You want to get sucked off?
Yeah, I can suck it real good because I used to be a man.
So I know exactly what you want.
Me being transgender and all.
Hey, but check out this video from San Francisco.
I found this on Twitter.
This is a journalist.
Yeah, he's an independent journalist.
And he's like shooting videos.
Independent, huh?
Yeah, he's independent.
He ain't signed with nobody.
No, he ain't signed with nobody.
Which means he's an actual journalist.
Check out the video.
Okay.
This is journalism right here.
I can't even get through the sidewalk.
Hey, man, even black homeless people dress the same as black people.
Sack the pants.
Yeah.
Down in San Francisco.
Just down here.
Some white homeless people.
I've broke.
That's Latino.
That's a white dude.
That's another nigga right there.
Yeah, he just said, forget the sagging.
I'm just going to win around my hand.
You got the kids right here, man.
The federal building in San Francisco, California.
This dude broke his back.
As you can see, there's a fence on the back.
That dude's back is broken.
Man.
This looks crazy.
He's Latino, ain't he?
You know what that's?
No, that dude.
The homies just said, man, get out of my house.
It's my house.
You trespass.
Get out of here.
Got in a crack?
That's man.
Broad daylight, I saw someone get raped.
I've been raped, bullied, picked on, stripped naked, robbed, and somebody gets stabbed.
I mean, like someone robbing me of a machete today of all my stuff.
Getting mad with crowbars and bad.
But that was a lot of people.
I saw you get shot in the back of the head.
You will end up getting hurt out here.
Yeah, other homeless people are scared.
Are you fat and homeless?
Man, San Francisco is a rough spot, man.
That dude was wearing some MC hammer pants.
There's a white one for you.
He ain't got no teeth in his mouth.
He got that moon crescent shape.
He got that damn, what's that, Serial Killer?
He looked like this dude got himself.
What's that?
Serial killer killer?
Well, he's not.
The unabomber.
Didn't he look like a unibomber?
This dude broke his neck and back.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Yeah.
These people are actually dying on the street.
Well, I think it's...
This cameraman needs to learn how to, like up in Washington, D.C., I forget what city.
I think it's New York, Washington, D.C. They're giving up, they got vending machines with needles for the crackheads.
Oh, it's nice.
Yeah.
But they want to spread the AIDS.
Man, spread the AIDS.
Man, look at them banes, man.
Them banes is kicking in.
And it's that Rogan you got going.
It said Rogan coming in, man.
That's San Francisco.
It's like, and you could go to like every major city in this country.
They're all Democratic rant, Democrat ran.
And it's like, I mean, Chicago.
Man, it's just.
If you've been to one city, you've been to them all.
Because one city is just a microcosm of the rest of the liberal cities in America.
And then you go out to the suburbs where all the white people live.
Like, look, they're racist.
They don't want to live with us.
They used to live here, but they moved out because they're racist.
Now they just want to live around a bunch of crackheads and dudes walk around with their hats around the ankles.
That's the first thing I did as soon as I got some money.
I'm going to get me some white neighbors.
Hey, John, how's it going?
Hey, hey, um, Ted.
Hey, Ted.
Yeah.
Hey, Karen, how are you doing?
Yeah.
Thank you, Karen.
I'll get the trash.
Shut up.
Yeah, man.
Ain't nothing.
Man, I'd rather live in a neighborhood surrounded by Karens than a bunch of niggas.
Oh, any day.
Because all Karen gonna do, all Karen gonna do is gonna make me a better citizen.
You know, gonna make me a better man.
Just Karen.
Open the door.
Hey, Karen, how's it going?
Um, hey, the trash star left.
You still got your trash cans out.
Hey, Karen.
What?
Karen's knocking on your door, ain't he?
Yeah, she knocked up.
Follow along.
Okay, I'm in my house.
I hear that.
Slow down.
I'm black.
Slow down.
I heard it.
Karen's knocking at my door.
Okay.
Hey, Karen, what's going on?
What?
My trash cans are still out there.
Oh, the trash already went by.
All right, I'll go get them.
Get him now.
It makes the neighborhood look bad.
Get your races.
Get back trash cans when I want to.
What?
You're going to put them back.
All right.
That's a good neighbor.
Damn good neighbor.
What do you think them niggas will do?
Huh?
Hey, open up a new year now.
Open the door.
They start robbing.
Home invasion.
Kev, what's wrong with you today?
Karen Confronts White Supremacist 00:01:25
You sound like a damn white supremacist.
Oh, man.
I'm just exaggerating.
I'm embellishing on it to make white people laugh.
I've been about what's about Dr. Barbara.
Ain't nothing like a good nigga joke called white people.
Hey, Kevin.
I've been about to.
Because there's some kids coming to our neighborhoods and they break into your cars and stuff.
Yeah.
What color are they?
You don't have to answer that.
They already know.
Kev, come on, man.
But Dr. the Door, right?
The Sunday was dark.
I went to the door and I looked.
It was a black dust.
I ain't asking this.
Yeah, we got a bunch of home invasions in.
No, I said, no, I'm not going to answer.
I said, hey, not interested.
You said, okay, he left.
Hey, hey, we ain't interested.
Get off my property.
All I can see is your eyes and teeth.
You got a ski mask on?
Hey, Kevin.
I shouldn't have said that.
That was going too far.
Yeah, man.
Samson.
I'm sorry.
Did the black conservatives watch it?
I'm sorry.
I admit when I'm wrong.
And that was good.
Damn, good shit.
Yeah, don't forget.
Getting with a new truck, a Ford Raptor, and $10,000 in cash.
Cold hard cash.
End of the win, go to officialhorstwins.com.
Anything you buy gets you into the win.
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