Hodgetwins - San Francisco Has Official Hit Rock Bottom!
Aired: 2023-06-22
Duration: 07:10


=== San Francisco Dystopian Future (05:44) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:05]  San Francisco.
[00:00:06]  Man, you could literally go to every big city.
[00:00:09]  Mm-hmm.
[00:00:10]  Right?
[00:00:11]  In some parts are like a third world country.
[00:00:13]  Yeah, and it's all because of democratic rule.
[00:00:15]  Yeah, policies.
[00:00:16]  Seriously, if you get full democratic rule in this country, it's going to turn into a dystopian future for us all.
[00:00:23]  Nightmarriage.
[00:00:24]  Hellish.
[00:00:25]  Or William.
[00:00:26]  Yeah.
[00:00:27]  Crackheads.
[00:00:28]  You go outside, you're going to work.
[00:00:29]  There's a crackhead right there sucking a pipe.
[00:00:31]  And then before you get to a car, prostitute cup.
[00:00:33]  Prostitute come up.
[00:00:34]  Hey, it's going to be a black dude too, dressing like a woman.
[00:00:38]  Hey, you want to get sucked off?
[00:00:43]  With a wig on looking crazy.
[00:00:45]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby.
[00:00:47]  You want to get sucked off?
[00:00:48]  Yeah, I can suck it real good because I used to be a man.
[00:00:51]  So I know exactly what you want.
[00:00:55]  Me being transgender and all.
[00:00:58]  Hey, but check out this video from San Francisco.
[00:01:01]  I found this on Twitter.
[00:01:02]  This is a journalist.
[00:01:04]  Yeah, he's an independent journalist.
[00:01:05]  And he's like shooting videos.
[00:01:06]  Independent, huh?
[00:01:07]  Yeah, he's independent.
[00:01:07]  He ain't signed with nobody.
[00:01:08]  No, he ain't signed with nobody.
[00:01:11]  Which means he's an actual journalist.
[00:01:14]  Check out the video.
[00:01:14]  Okay.
[00:01:17]  This is journalism right here.
[00:01:19]  I can't even get through the sidewalk.
[00:01:22]  Hey, man, even black homeless people dress the same as black people.
[00:01:26]  Sack the pants.
[00:01:27]  Yeah.
[00:01:29]  Down in San Francisco.
[00:01:31]  Just down here.
[00:01:32]  Some white homeless people.
[00:01:35]  I've broke.
[00:01:36]  That's Latino.
[00:01:38]  That's a white dude.
[00:01:42]  That's another nigga right there.
[00:01:43]  Yeah, he just said, forget the sagging.
[00:01:45]  I'm just going to win around my hand.
[00:01:48]  You got the kids right here, man.
[00:01:50]  The federal building in San Francisco, California.
[00:01:52]  This dude broke his back.
[00:01:55]  As you can see, there's a fence on the back.
[00:01:58]  That dude's back is broken.
[00:02:01]  Man.
[00:02:03]  This looks crazy.
[00:02:04]  He's Latino, ain't he?
[00:02:05]  You know what that's?
[00:02:05]  No, that dude.
[00:02:06]  The homies just said, man, get out of my house.
[00:02:09]  It's my house.
[00:02:11]  You trespass.
[00:02:12]  Get out of here.
[00:02:14]  Got in a crack?
[00:02:18]  That's man.
[00:02:20]  Broad daylight, I saw someone get raped.
[00:02:22]  I've been raped, bullied, picked on, stripped naked, robbed, and somebody gets stabbed.
[00:02:28]  I mean, like someone robbing me of a machete today of all my stuff.
[00:02:30]  Getting mad with crowbars and bad.
[00:02:32]  But that was a lot of people.
[00:02:33]  I saw you get shot in the back of the head.
[00:02:38]  You will end up getting hurt out here.
[00:02:40]  Yeah, other homeless people are scared.
[00:02:45]  Are you fat and homeless?
[00:02:46]  Man, San Francisco is a rough spot, man.
[00:02:48]  That dude was wearing some MC hammer pants.
[00:02:53]  There's a white one for you.
[00:02:54]  He ain't got no teeth in his mouth.
[00:02:56]  He got that moon crescent shape.
[00:02:58]  He got that damn, what's that, Serial Killer?
[00:03:00]  He looked like this dude got himself.
[00:03:03]  What's that?
[00:03:03]  Serial killer killer?
[00:03:04]  Well, he's not.
[00:03:05]  The unabomber.
[00:03:06]  Didn't he look like a unibomber?
[00:03:07]  This dude broke his neck and back.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, this is crazy.
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  These people are actually dying on the street.
[00:03:17]  Well, I think it's...
[00:03:18]  This cameraman needs to learn how to, like up in Washington, D.C., I forget what city.
[00:03:22]  I think it's New York, Washington, D.C. They're giving up, they got vending machines with needles for the crackheads.
[00:03:27]  Oh, it's nice.
[00:03:28]  Yeah.
[00:03:29]  But they want to spread the AIDS.
[00:03:32]  Man, spread the AIDS.
[00:03:35]  Man, look at them banes, man.
[00:03:36]  Them banes is kicking in.
[00:03:38]  And it's that Rogan you got going.
[00:03:40]  It said Rogan coming in, man.
[00:03:42]  That's San Francisco.
[00:03:43]  It's like, and you could go to like every major city in this country.
[00:03:46]  They're all Democratic rant, Democrat ran.
[00:03:49]  And it's like, I mean, Chicago.
[00:03:53]  Man, it's just.
[00:03:55]  If you've been to one city, you've been to them all.
[00:03:58]  Because one city is just a microcosm of the rest of the liberal cities in America.
[00:04:02]  And then you go out to the suburbs where all the white people live.
[00:04:04]  Like, look, they're racist.
[00:04:05]  They don't want to live with us.
[00:04:08]  They used to live here, but they moved out because they're racist.
[00:04:11]  Now they just want to live around a bunch of crackheads and dudes walk around with their hats around the ankles.
[00:04:16]  That's the first thing I did as soon as I got some money.
[00:04:19]  I'm going to get me some white neighbors.
[00:04:21]  Hey, John, how's it going?
[00:04:24]  Hey, hey, um, Ted.
[00:04:27]  Hey, Ted.
[00:04:28]  Yeah.
[00:04:28]  Hey, Karen, how are you doing?
[00:04:32]  Yeah.
[00:04:33]  Thank you, Karen.
[00:04:34]  I'll get the trash.
[00:04:36]  Shut up.
[00:04:38]  Yeah, man.
[00:04:39]  Ain't nothing.
[00:04:40]  Man, I'd rather live in a neighborhood surrounded by Karens than a bunch of niggas.
[00:04:44]  Oh, any day.
[00:04:45]  Because all Karen gonna do, all Karen gonna do is gonna make me a better citizen.
[00:04:50]  You know, gonna make me a better man.
[00:04:52]  Just Karen.
[00:04:53]  Open the door.
[00:04:53]  Hey, Karen, how's it going?
[00:04:55]  Um, hey, the trash star left.
[00:04:56]  You still got your trash cans out.
[00:04:58]  Hey, Karen.
[00:04:59]  What?
[00:04:59]  Karen's knocking on your door, ain't he?
[00:05:01]  Yeah, she knocked up.
[00:05:02]  Follow along.
[00:05:03]  Okay, I'm in my house.
[00:05:04]  I hear that.
[00:05:04]  Slow down.
[00:05:05]  I'm black.
[00:05:06]  Slow down.
[00:05:07]  I heard it.
[00:05:07]  Karen's knocking at my door.
[00:05:09]  Okay.
[00:05:10]  Hey, Karen, what's going on?
[00:05:11]  What?
[00:05:12]  My trash cans are still out there.
[00:05:13]  Oh, the trash already went by.
[00:05:14]  All right, I'll go get them.
[00:05:16]  Get him now.
[00:05:17]  It makes the neighborhood look bad.
[00:05:21]  Get your races.
[00:05:24]  Get back trash cans when I want to.
[00:05:26]  What?
[00:05:27]  You're going to put them back.
[00:05:28]  All right.
[00:05:30]  That's a good neighbor.
[00:05:31]  Damn good neighbor.
[00:05:33]  What do you think them niggas will do?
[00:05:34]  Huh?
[00:05:37]  Hey, open up a new year now.
[00:05:39]  Open the door.
[00:05:39]  They start robbing.
[00:05:40]  Home invasion.
[00:05:42]  Kev, what's wrong with you today?

=== Karen Confronts White Supremacist (01:25) ===

[00:05:44]  You sound like a damn white supremacist.
[00:05:46]  Oh, man.
[00:05:47]  I'm just exaggerating.
[00:05:49]  I'm embellishing on it to make white people laugh.
[00:05:53]  I've been about what's about Dr. Barbara.
[00:05:55]  Ain't nothing like a good nigga joke called white people.
[00:05:58]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:05:59]  I've been about to.
[00:06:01]  Because there's some kids coming to our neighborhoods and they break into your cars and stuff.
[00:06:05]  Yeah.
[00:06:06]  What color are they?
[00:06:08]  You don't have to answer that.
[00:06:11]  They already know.
[00:06:13]  Kev, come on, man.
[00:06:17]  But Dr. the Door, right?
[00:06:20]  The Sunday was dark.
[00:06:21]  I went to the door and I looked.
[00:06:23]  It was a black dust.
[00:06:24]  I ain't asking this.
[00:06:27]  Yeah, we got a bunch of home invasions in.
[00:06:29]  No, I said, no, I'm not going to answer.
[00:06:31]  I said, hey, not interested.
[00:06:33]  You said, okay, he left.
[00:06:36]  Hey, hey, we ain't interested.
[00:06:38]  Get off my property.
[00:06:39]  All I can see is your eyes and teeth.
[00:06:43]  You got a ski mask on?
[00:06:45]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:06:46]  I shouldn't have said that.
[00:06:46]  That was going too far.
[00:06:49]  Yeah, man.
[00:06:49]  Samson.
[00:06:50]  I'm sorry.
[00:06:51]  Did the black conservatives watch it?
[00:06:52]  I'm sorry.
[00:06:53]  I admit when I'm wrong.
[00:06:56]  And that was good.
[00:06:57]  Damn, good shit.
[00:06:58]  Yeah, don't forget.
[00:06:59]  Getting with a new truck, a Ford Raptor, and $10,000 in cash.
[00:07:04]  Cold hard cash.
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