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June 17, 2023 - Hodgetwins
08:06
Dear Joe, You Make This So Easy!
# ukraine russia conflict state secrets presidential conduct afghanistan withdrawal donald trump foreign policy confusion impeachment impeachment standards iraq war kamala mr show official horse twins political hypocrisy president biden

Joe Biden is criticized for alleged cognitive decline and potential crimes, with hosts comparing him to a zombie who confuses the Iraq War with Ukraine-Russia. The segment alleges he sold state secrets while his son smoked and waved a gun, noting Republicans would have impeached Trump similarly. A bizarre tangent involves wrestler Kamala and racial stereotypes before the host metaphorically compares withdrawing from Afghanistan to ending a marriage abruptly. Ultimately, the episode promotes a Ford Raptor giveaway while questioning Biden's immunity and the ethics of leaving vulnerable partners. [Automatically generated summary]

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Biden's Cognitive Decline 00:04:09
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
I mean, if you don't think Biden is crazy, you're obviously looking the other way.
He's letting your biases dictate how you think that.
Any rational human being can obviously see this dude as absurd.
Well, Kevin, stop talking about the disabled like that.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, you're right.
Have some respect.
And he's the president of the United States.
Have some respect for the presidency.
You're right.
Man, bullying somebody disabled.
You ain't bullying them.
You're just being too honest.
Yeah.
Being too blunt.
Yeah.
Got a sugar coat.
You just say, man, hey, everybody, this is wrong.
This man's got cognitive decline.
He needs some help.
When he steps down before he falls down, there you go with the being disrespectful again.
I had to throw that one in.
That was a good joke.
I've never seen anybody fall going up the steps.
Lucky for him, because usually you fall going down the steps.
Lucky he didn't fall like that going down the steps.
You wouldn't even be having this conversation.
We'd be in a worse position.
We'd be in a very, very bad position.
Kamala.
Kamala.
Be with nuclear war.
I'd rather have that damn Kamala from wrestling.
Remember him that smacking his stomach?
Remember Kamala?
That face paint and them big.
Big old white lips.
Man, that's a real African right there.
No, I don't think he's real African.
I think it was an old act.
Yeah, it was Koonin.
That was a Mr. Show.
That was entertaining, though.
But anyway, yeah, big fat African guy slapping the shit out of white people.
Remember he used to do the splash?
Yeah.
Hey, man, I'm going to talk about Biden.
I'm talking about that.
Yeah, let's get back.
Let's get back on point, man.
So Biden had some more gaffes this week.
These are not gaffs.
This dude is literally falling apart.
You can't even call him.
This dude is admitting to crimes.
He's so old, he's actually, he don't know where he's at.
He just confessing.
Yeah, I know this man dirty, man.
I know him and his son and his wife, and he's some dirty people, man.
Let's go to the second video first where he's confessing the crimes.
I was just thinking.
Anyway, I started off without you.
I sold a lot of state secrets and a lot of very important things that I've just shared.
They laughing at him.
They think he's joking.
I mean, his son just got out of Scott's smoking, cracking, waving a gun.
You can't touch this family.
Hey, baby, he was joking.
I don't think he was joking.
You see that Indian dude?
Yeah, the Indian dude's like, man.
Look at that white man beside the Indian guy.
That white guy ain't got no sense of humor.
He's like, man, this dude is literally telling on himself.
I think the Indian people are laughing because it's actually true.
He might have sold them some state secrets.
He said, man, why are you telling me all that stuff you sold?
Hey, man, what you doing, man?
You're supposed to keep this under the table, man.
I just gave you $50 million.
Are you out here telling anybody?
We joking.
It never happened.
Yeah.
Just speculating.
It's just a gaff.
Yeah.
Dude's just mentally dead up there.
Yeah.
But you know, if you want my honest opinion, a president shouldn't be making jokes that he sold state secrets.
It's not presidential.
Yeah, I don't think he's joking, though.
I don't think he is either.
I think he's throwing it in everybody's face.
It's like, can't touch me.
He's immune to prosecution.
He's by the law.
What's the word?
Immune.
Yeah, immune.
Immune.
Let's go to the next video.
This dude think, whatever.
You'll see.
It's hard to tell, but he was clearly losing the war in Iraq.
Losing Wars At Home 00:03:08
He's losing the war at home.
And he is.
Losing the war in Iraq.
Is he talking about the Gulf War?
How do you confuse the Gulf War with the war between Ukraine and Russia?
Jesus.
Because that dude's mind, his brain is literally dying in front of everybody.
He just, like, it's working.
And then he starts talking.
Then it's a short.
I think he's a zombie.
You know what?
The Walking Dead and the Resurrection.
Remember that episode from The Walking Dead where the body comes back and starts firing?
Yeah, fix the stage he's in.
Joe Biden is a zombie.
The Iraq war.
Hell, we didn't even win that war.
Yeah.
We didn't win Afghanistan.
We actually pulled out and said, you know what, I'm tired of these camel people.
Let's get the hell out of here.
You can't change these folks.
I guess they took that some advice from Scott Adams.
You can't change them.
You got to run.
Go to the suburbs.
That was horrible when they pulled out and people's on the planes.
Yeah, it's a way to do things, a way not to do things.
We're just going to pull out anyway, but you just don't.
I mean, like, when you're having a relationship with the wife, it's a way to pull out and there's a way not to pull out.
Yeah.
You know?
You pulled out a little too quick.
Yeah, you're so.
You need to plan it.
Need to plan it better.
You can't be like, just...
You need to make sure Afghanistan gets theirs before you pull out.
Yeah.
And vice versa with the wife.
You got to make sure she's okay.
Yeah.
Then you pull out.
You just don't pull out and just spray everybody down.
What are you talking about?
It was a metaphor.
Figuratively.
Metaphorically.
You understand what I'm saying, right?
You got to make sure your wife's okay before you pull out.
You just don't just spray her.
You got to make sure she's good.
Hey, Kevin, what's wrong with you?
Ain't never wrong with me.
That's a metaphor.
You know, you can explain things a lot better when you use metaphors.
You speak figuratively.
It paints.
It's called verbal imagery.
Yeah.
So people can actually see what you're saying.
Hey, let me say something.
It's a way to pull out, right?
Like you're going to dump your wife.
You can't dump her when she's cooking done and she's got a knife in her hand.
See what I'm saying?
You don't dump her like that.
Coming as, hey, I'm leaving you.
Yeah, I know.
I've been married for 10 years, but I just met this white woman.
And I'm actually racist now, so I'm leaving.
Something bad going to happen.
Instead of doing that, what's wrong with you?
You just, when she go to work, she come home.
It's just a note on the TV.
I'm gone.
No, when you come home, Black Lives Matter going to be out there.
I'm done talking about this.
But yeah, Joe Biden, you the gift that keeps on giving.
And it's funny how the left-wing media, they don't...
They don't even try to display it.
Put it on showcase.
Yeah, it's like, y'all, if that was Trump.
Yeah.
Nah, if that was Trump, I think he'd been impeached this time in the Republicans.
Say, you know, you right.
Confessing Crimes On TV 00:00:48
Get him out of here.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
This man actually confessing the crimes.
He's mixing up wars that happened 20 years ago.
Sorry, son of a bitch.
That was a damn good show.
Now, you got all that damn stomach action.
Oh, that's a damn good show.
Hey, give away a new truck.
Ford Raptor.
Hey, you crazy.
$10,000 of cold, hard, white American cash.
You know, all you got to do is go to officialhorse twins.com, buy something, you get registered to win.
It's all that damn stomach action.
They got a tube top on.
A tube top.
It's not called a tube top.
What's it called then?
It's called a um Guess it's called a tube Yeah.
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