Hodgetwins - Dear Joe, You Make This So Easy!
Aired: 2023-06-17
Duration: 08:06


=== Biden's Cognitive Decline (04:09) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:06]  I mean, if you don't think Biden is crazy, you're obviously looking the other way.
[00:00:11]  He's letting your biases dictate how you think that.
[00:00:15]  Any rational human being can obviously see this dude as absurd.
[00:00:19]  Well, Kevin, stop talking about the disabled like that.
[00:00:22]  What's wrong with you?
[00:00:23]  Yeah, you're right.
[00:00:24]  Have some respect.
[00:00:26]  And he's the president of the United States.
[00:00:28]  Have some respect for the presidency.
[00:00:30]  You're right.
[00:00:30]  Man, bullying somebody disabled.
[00:00:32]  You ain't bullying them.
[00:00:33]  You're just being too honest.
[00:00:34]  Yeah.
[00:00:35]  Being too blunt.
[00:00:36]  Yeah.
[00:00:37]  Got a sugar coat.
[00:00:38]  You just say, man, hey, everybody, this is wrong.
[00:00:41]  This man's got cognitive decline.
[00:00:42]  He needs some help.
[00:00:43]  When he steps down before he falls down, there you go with the being disrespectful again.
[00:00:50]  I had to throw that one in.
[00:00:50]  That was a good joke.
[00:00:52]  I've never seen anybody fall going up the steps.
[00:00:56]  Lucky for him, because usually you fall going down the steps.
[00:00:58]  Lucky he didn't fall like that going down the steps.
[00:01:01]  You wouldn't even be having this conversation.
[00:01:03]  We'd be in a worse position.
[00:01:04]  We'd be in a very, very bad position.
[00:01:06]  Kamala.
[00:01:07]  Kamala.
[00:01:08]  Be with nuclear war.
[00:01:10]  I'd rather have that damn Kamala from wrestling.
[00:01:12]  Remember him that smacking his stomach?
[00:01:16]  Remember Kamala?
[00:01:17]  That face paint and them big.
[00:01:18]  Big old white lips.
[00:01:20]  Man, that's a real African right there.
[00:01:22]  No, I don't think he's real African.
[00:01:23]  I think it was an old act.
[00:01:24]  Yeah, it was Koonin.
[00:01:28]  That was a Mr. Show.
[00:01:31]  That was entertaining, though.
[00:01:32]  But anyway, yeah, big fat African guy slapping the shit out of white people.
[00:01:38]  Remember he used to do the splash?
[00:01:40]  Yeah.
[00:01:41]  Hey, man, I'm going to talk about Biden.
[00:01:43]  I'm talking about that.
[00:01:45]  Yeah, let's get back.
[00:01:46]  Let's get back on point, man.
[00:01:47]  So Biden had some more gaffes this week.
[00:01:50]  These are not gaffs.
[00:01:51]  This dude is literally falling apart.
[00:01:55]  You can't even call him.
[00:01:56]  This dude is admitting to crimes.
[00:02:00]  He's so old, he's actually, he don't know where he's at.
[00:02:03]  He just confessing.
[00:02:08]  Yeah, I know this man dirty, man.
[00:02:10]  I know him and his son and his wife, and he's some dirty people, man.
[00:02:15]  Let's go to the second video first where he's confessing the crimes.
[00:02:20]  I was just thinking.
[00:02:24]  Anyway, I started off without you.
[00:02:29]  I sold a lot of state secrets and a lot of very important things that I've just shared.
[00:02:38]  They laughing at him.
[00:02:39]  They think he's joking.
[00:02:41]  I mean, his son just got out of Scott's smoking, cracking, waving a gun.
[00:02:44]  You can't touch this family.
[00:02:46]  Hey, baby, he was joking.
[00:02:48]  I don't think he was joking.
[00:02:49]  You see that Indian dude?
[00:02:51]  Yeah, the Indian dude's like, man.
[00:02:54]  Look at that white man beside the Indian guy.
[00:02:57]  That white guy ain't got no sense of humor.
[00:02:58]  He's like, man, this dude is literally telling on himself.
[00:03:05]  I think the Indian people are laughing because it's actually true.
[00:03:08]  He might have sold them some state secrets.
[00:03:10]  He said, man, why are you telling me all that stuff you sold?
[00:03:12]  Hey, man, what you doing, man?
[00:03:14]  You're supposed to keep this under the table, man.
[00:03:16]  I just gave you $50 million.
[00:03:17]  Are you out here telling anybody?
[00:03:21]  We joking.
[00:03:22]  It never happened.
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:23]  Just speculating.
[00:03:24]  It's just a gaff.
[00:03:25]  Yeah.
[00:03:26]  Dude's just mentally dead up there.
[00:03:28]  Yeah.
[00:03:29]  But you know, if you want my honest opinion, a president shouldn't be making jokes that he sold state secrets.
[00:03:36]  It's not presidential.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, I don't think he's joking, though.
[00:03:40]  I don't think he is either.
[00:03:41]  I think he's throwing it in everybody's face.
[00:03:43]  It's like, can't touch me.
[00:03:45]  He's immune to prosecution.
[00:03:46]  He's by the law.
[00:03:48]  What's the word?
[00:03:49]  Immune.
[00:03:50]  Yeah, immune.
[00:03:51]  Immune.
[00:03:53]  Let's go to the next video.
[00:03:55]  This dude think, whatever.
[00:03:57]  You'll see.
[00:04:06]  It's hard to tell, but he was clearly losing the war in Iraq.

=== Losing Wars At Home (03:08) ===

[00:04:10]  He's losing the war at home.
[00:04:12]  And he is.
[00:04:14]  Losing the war in Iraq.
[00:04:15]  Is he talking about the Gulf War?
[00:04:17]  How do you confuse the Gulf War with the war between Ukraine and Russia?
[00:04:23]  Jesus.
[00:04:25]  Because that dude's mind, his brain is literally dying in front of everybody.
[00:04:29]  He just, like, it's working.
[00:04:30]  And then he starts talking.
[00:04:31]  Then it's a short.
[00:04:34]  I think he's a zombie.
[00:04:36]  You know what?
[00:04:36]  The Walking Dead and the Resurrection.
[00:04:39]  Remember that episode from The Walking Dead where the body comes back and starts firing?
[00:04:44]  Yeah, fix the stage he's in.
[00:04:48]  Joe Biden is a zombie.
[00:04:51]  The Iraq war.
[00:04:52]  Hell, we didn't even win that war.
[00:04:54]  Yeah.
[00:04:55]  We didn't win Afghanistan.
[00:04:57]  We actually pulled out and said, you know what, I'm tired of these camel people.
[00:05:00]  Let's get the hell out of here.
[00:05:02]  You can't change these folks.
[00:05:04]  I guess they took that some advice from Scott Adams.
[00:05:07]  You can't change them.
[00:05:08]  You got to run.
[00:05:09]  Go to the suburbs.
[00:05:11]  That was horrible when they pulled out and people's on the planes.
[00:05:14]  Yeah, it's a way to do things, a way not to do things.
[00:05:16]  We're just going to pull out anyway, but you just don't.
[00:05:20]  I mean, like, when you're having a relationship with the wife, it's a way to pull out and there's a way not to pull out.
[00:05:24]  Yeah.
[00:05:24]  You know?
[00:05:25]  You pulled out a little too quick.
[00:05:28]  Yeah, you're so.
[00:05:29]  You need to plan it.
[00:05:30]  Need to plan it better.
[00:05:32]  You can't be like, just...
[00:05:33]  You need to make sure Afghanistan gets theirs before you pull out.
[00:05:37]  Yeah.
[00:05:38]  And vice versa with the wife.
[00:05:39]  You got to make sure she's okay.
[00:05:41]  Yeah.
[00:05:41]  Then you pull out.
[00:05:42]  You just don't pull out and just spray everybody down.
[00:05:46]  What are you talking about?
[00:05:48]  It was a metaphor.
[00:05:50]  Figuratively.
[00:05:51]  Metaphorically.
[00:05:53]  You understand what I'm saying, right?
[00:05:54]  You got to make sure your wife's okay before you pull out.
[00:05:56]  You just don't just spray her.
[00:05:59]  You got to make sure she's good.
[00:06:00]  Hey, Kevin, what's wrong with you?
[00:06:01]  Ain't never wrong with me.
[00:06:03]  That's a metaphor.
[00:06:05]  You know, you can explain things a lot better when you use metaphors.
[00:06:08]  You speak figuratively.
[00:06:10]  It paints.
[00:06:10]  It's called verbal imagery.
[00:06:12]  Yeah.
[00:06:12]  So people can actually see what you're saying.
[00:06:14]  Hey, let me say something.
[00:06:19]  It's a way to pull out, right?
[00:06:22]  Like you're going to dump your wife.
[00:06:23]  You can't dump her when she's cooking done and she's got a knife in her hand.
[00:06:28]  See what I'm saying?
[00:06:29]  You don't dump her like that.
[00:06:31]  Coming as, hey, I'm leaving you.
[00:06:32]  Yeah, I know.
[00:06:33]  I've been married for 10 years, but I just met this white woman.
[00:06:36]  And I'm actually racist now, so I'm leaving.
[00:06:40]  Something bad going to happen.
[00:06:42]  Instead of doing that, what's wrong with you?
[00:06:44]  You just, when she go to work, she come home.
[00:06:46]  It's just a note on the TV.
[00:06:47]  I'm gone.
[00:06:48]  No, when you come home, Black Lives Matter going to be out there.
[00:06:53]  I'm done talking about this.
[00:06:58]  But yeah, Joe Biden, you the gift that keeps on giving.
[00:07:01]  And it's funny how the left-wing media, they don't...
[00:07:03]  They don't even try to display it.
[00:07:09]  Put it on showcase.
[00:07:10]  Yeah, it's like, y'all, if that was Trump.
[00:07:13]  Yeah.
[00:07:13]  Nah, if that was Trump, I think he'd been impeached this time in the Republicans.
[00:07:16]  Say, you know, you right.

=== Confessing Crimes On TV (00:48) ===

[00:07:18]  Get him out of here.
[00:07:19]  Yeah.
[00:07:19]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:20]  This man actually confessing the crimes.
[00:07:22]  He's mixing up wars that happened 20 years ago.
[00:07:26]  Sorry, son of a bitch.
[00:07:27]  That was a damn good show.
[00:07:29]  Now, you got all that damn stomach action.
[00:07:34]  Oh, that's a damn good show.
[00:07:37]  Hey, give away a new truck.
[00:07:39]  Ford Raptor.
[00:07:40]  Hey, you crazy.
[00:07:41]  $10,000 of cold, hard, white American cash.
[00:07:45]  You know, all you got to do is go to officialhorse twins.com, buy something, you get registered to win.
[00:07:50]  It's all that damn stomach action.
[00:07:54]  They got a tube top on.
[00:07:56]  A tube top.
[00:07:58]  It's not called a tube top.
[00:07:59]  What's it called then?
[00:08:00]  It's called a um Guess it's called a tube Yeah.