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May 18, 2023 - Hodgetwins
11:00
The LGBTQ+ Community Is Just Making Up S**t Now.
# trans woman transgender rights three strikes law adoptive mothers bathroom access cisgender women fathers day gender expression gender identity lgbt motherhood mothers day social justice

Hodgetwins mocks a trans woman, asserting they are men who cannot be both male and trans women while claiming bathroom access endangers cisgender women. The host ridicules her Mother's Day dilemma, suggesting a Parents' Day alternative, and dismisses her lost leg as irrelevant to her gender identity despite her raising children. He concludes by proposing a "three-strikes law" to lock up repeat offenders, framing transgender existence as an exploitative fabrication that threatens societal peace. [Automatically generated summary]

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Green Hair Arguments 00:09:37
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Every time I come across somebody with green hair.
Green what?
Green hair.
Yeah.
What you think I said?
Oh, I supposed to say hair?
No, it's hair.
Green?
How?
That's how I say it.
From the South.
That's how country niggos say it.
What?
That's how country Negro say it.
You said country negos say it.
You talking about the way I'm saying hair.
Country niggas, man.
Anyway.
Anyway, what?
All right, check this dude out.
It's a dude.
Well, he's a trans woman.
No, man, stop playing.
He can't be both.
Well, he's a trans woman.
You can't be either a man or you're a trans woman.
Pick a side.
He's a trans woman.
There ain't no such thing as a trans woman.
He's a man.
Let's stop being nice to these people.
You give him an inch.
They take a mile.
Let him go in the bathrooms.
Now they're beating up women and competing against them.
These people are not sane, rational people.
No, man, I'm tired of bending down to the LGBT.
Let me say this.
There is nothing a trans woman would do.
There is nothing a trans woman won't explore that was meant for women to affirm that gender.
Yeah.
Anything that was meant for an actual woman, trans women, men, would explore it and say, well, if women get it, I get it too.
Even a diaphragm.
What?
Even a diaphragm.
They need a diaphragm for.
Put up their butt so they won't get pregnant.
Trans woman?
They just get pregnant different.
That diaphragm will keep them from getting pregnant.
Hey, check out this first video with Diarrhea.
Just show you this insanity.
Okay, so Mother's Day is tomorrow, and this is the second day that's rolled around.
Hold on.
There's two different days in the year that I question.
This sounds like the damn next version of Bird White.
That deep ass, you could have been a damn country music singer.
Got that John Wayne voice.
I mean, hell, you look like John Wayne with green hair.
How long you been a trans woman?
About five minutes?
He looked like he just decided he wanted to be a damn trans woman.
Still got hair on his chest.
Talking deep as hell.
Look like he discovered he was a trans woman right after he shaved that morning.
He ain't got no skin in the game.
Yeah.
Okay, so Mother's Day is tomorrow, and this is the second day that's rolled around.
There's two different days in the year that I question.
There's Mother's Day and there's Father's Day.
As a trans person, as a trans woman, which one do I celebrate?
Father's Day rolled around.
I don't feel like a father.
Sounds Day is tomorrow.
I feel like a mom, but who celebrates me?
It's not a situation of pity me or anything.
I just genuinely want to know, is there other people out there that you don't know which one you fall under?
Are you a mom?
Are you a dad?
Where's Parents' Day?
Why can't we just have a Parents' Day?
Like you're a parent.
That's worth celebrating.
Why does it have to be one or the other?
It actually bothers me a lot.
I didn't think about that until the day you.
You gonna cry?
You gonna cry?
You didn't cry.
You crying.
You should have been crying after you dyed your hair green.
Hey, you know there is a Parents' Day.
It is?
Yeah.
I didn't learn until this stupid video went up.
People say it's actually a Parents Day.
So he's crying for nothing.
Well, he's crying because he doesn't know which day he wants to pick.
Well, there's a Parents Day, but he didn't know that.
Well, if you are a parent, right?
How did you make that kid?
I'm pretty sure you didn't get pregnant.
So that's the one you go with.
It's really not that hard.
It depends on who was doing the plowing.
Who was doing the receiving?
Was doing the plowing?
Were you doing the plowing or the receiving?
Yeah.
I got a hunch that you was doing the plowing.
Yeah.
If you're doing the plowing and the squirting, I think you the dad.
All right, there's more to this.
It's other videos.
So after I saw this video, I said, let me check this dude out.
Turns out this dude is batshit crazy.
Really?
It took further investigation to determine that?
You didn't know that from this first video.
Let's go to the next one.
Man, look, you will never be a mother.
I have two daughters.
Pretty sure that makes me a mom.
I've been a parent for a long time.
I raised my baby brother until he was about six and I moved out.
You're a good mom.
And uh, you're damn good.
I've raised both of my daughters and I've defended them with my own physical body.
Supposed to do that.
Come ass.
That's why I'm disabled now.
Because I chose to stand my ground and defend my family.
And it cost me my leg.
Oh, man.
Military.
And it cost me a whole lot more than that.
Sorry to hear that.
And do you really think that this comment affects me in any capacity?
You can't take away that I've been a mother to my children.
You cannot take that away from me.
Never, mother.
But you can stay hydrated and stay away from me.
Hey, man, why don't you talk into your mic?
Here go Kevin when the videos.
When we look at the video, you was never a woman.
You ain't no mother.
You look like a dad.
Hey, they get the picture.
You think they can hear you?
Yeah, they can hear me.
Hey, man, sorry to hear about your leg, man.
You know how you lost it?
It's probably the military.
It's not like a service member.
I don't know.
Maybe he just construction just fell in a hole or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But it's horrible to happen.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry to hear about your leg.
But hey, man, I mean, ma'am, come on, man.
Let's stop playing here for a second.
You sound like a dude.
You look like a dude, but damn it, that means you're a dude.
What's that saying?
If he walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, then you got a duck.
I see green is your favorite color.
Green hair, green glasses, green shirt.
I bet you even wear green condoms.
Hey, it's one more video.
It's another video.
Yeah, this is to seal the deal.
Okay, so let's just set me aside for a second.
What about the uh, look, see right there?
Is that a wig?
Or is that just his roots?
I say his roots coming out.
No, that's a wig.
That looks like a wig.
Do y'all think that's a wig, right?
That can't be as her.
That's just her.
Let me read the um comment.
Why don't you make up your own moronic holiday and let the mothers who carry children have their day?
World doesn't revolve around you.
All right, now listen to him.
Okay, so let's just set me aside for a second.
What about the women, cis women who were born women, raised women who adopted children?
Are you really gonna exclude an entire, entire population of people who are adoptive moms?
Who is sad?
That you're pretty sad, dude.
You have literally overlooked an entire section of people who adopt their children.
I don't want the world to revolve around me.
It does not revolve around me.
And it certainly does not revolve around you.
It does not revolve around cis women.
The world revolves around itself.
It is an ever-flowing organism, and we all have our roles to play.
And obviously, you forgot your roles and fell over into the wrong lane.
So you need to go get back over into your lane and say, hydrate to your eyes on the.
Nobody's who's making that argument because you adopted a child that doesn't make you a mother?
Who made that argument?
Have you ever heard of that?
Has anybody ever heard of that shit?
If you adopt a child, you're not considered a woman.
Anybody make that argument?
Anybody?
Have you heard anybody make that argument?
I've never heard anybody make that argument.
Only ones making that argument is your green-haired ass.
Yeah, nobody's...
I've never heard somebody go, a woman go adopt a baby.
You're not a mother.
These trainees, man, they all say the same stuff, man.
Oh, oh, you can't have a kid.
That means you're not a woman.
Nobody's saying it.
Oh, you lost your breast because of a disease.
Oh, you're not a woman now.
You people are the only people that make these arguments.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you.
You can't get pregnant.
That means you're not a woman.
But if I put on a dress and dye my hair green, that makes me a woman.
I'm so sorry.
Life sucks, don't it?
Yeah, man.
This place would be beautiful.
What?
We could ban.
Don't say it.
Don't say it, man.
This video is going to come down.
These people.
I was going to say ban stupidity.
You can't do that.
It's a free country.
We can institute a three-strikes law.
You do your three dumb things.
Exploiting Gender Definitions 00:01:22
Well, guess what?
We're locked up.
Everybody's locked up.
It'd be the most peaceful place.
This planet would be so peaceful.
Everybody be locked up, man.
Yeah, but nobody's making an argument.
You're just insane.
Yeah.
I think you are.
You are insane.
If you think that somebody that adopts a child is not a woman.
Yeah.
I was going to say something, but you keep talking over me.
I'm sorry.
I'm just agitated.
That green hair triggered the hell out of me.
And that dude, those arguments, man.
I remember now.
Shut up.
There is nothing a trans will.
There is nothing a trans won't exploit to make a point.
Yeah.
They will exploit the most evil stuff just to make their point.
There's nothing that it won't exploit.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Not a thing on this planet they won't exploit.
Damn good show.
Hey, happy Father's Day if you're watching.
Hey, I got short videos.
I got long videos.
Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe to the YouTube channel.
Yeah.
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