Hodgetwins - The LGBTQ+ Community Is Just Making Up S**t Now.
Aired: 2023-05-18
Duration: 11:00


=== Green Hair Arguments (09:37) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:01]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  Every time I come across somebody with green hair.
[00:00:06]  Green what?
[00:00:07]  Green hair.
[00:00:08]  Yeah.
[00:00:09]  What you think I said?
[00:00:11]  Oh, I supposed to say hair?
[00:00:13]  No, it's hair.
[00:00:16]  Green?
[00:00:16]  How?
[00:00:17]  That's how I say it.
[00:00:19]  From the South.
[00:00:20]  That's how country niggos say it.
[00:00:22]  What?
[00:00:23]  That's how country Negro say it.
[00:00:24]  You said country negos say it.
[00:00:27]  You talking about the way I'm saying hair.
[00:00:30]  Country niggas, man.
[00:00:32]  Anyway.
[00:00:34]  Anyway, what?
[00:00:37]  All right, check this dude out.
[00:00:38]  It's a dude.
[00:00:39]  Well, he's a trans woman.
[00:00:41]  No, man, stop playing.
[00:00:43]  He can't be both.
[00:00:44]  Well, he's a trans woman.
[00:00:45]  You can't be either a man or you're a trans woman.
[00:00:48]  Pick a side.
[00:00:49]  He's a trans woman.
[00:00:50]  There ain't no such thing as a trans woman.
[00:00:52]  He's a man.
[00:00:53]  Let's stop being nice to these people.
[00:00:55]  You give him an inch.
[00:00:56]  They take a mile.
[00:00:58]  Let him go in the bathrooms.
[00:00:59]  Now they're beating up women and competing against them.
[00:01:02]  These people are not sane, rational people.
[00:01:04]  No, man, I'm tired of bending down to the LGBT.
[00:01:06]  Let me say this.
[00:01:07]  There is nothing a trans woman would do.
[00:01:10]  There is nothing a trans woman won't explore that was meant for women to affirm that gender.
[00:01:15]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  Anything that was meant for an actual woman, trans women, men, would explore it and say, well, if women get it, I get it too.
[00:01:24]  Even a diaphragm.
[00:01:26]  What?
[00:01:27]  Even a diaphragm.
[00:01:28]  They need a diaphragm for.
[00:01:30]  Put up their butt so they won't get pregnant.
[00:01:33]  Trans woman?
[00:01:34]  They just get pregnant different.
[00:01:36]  That diaphragm will keep them from getting pregnant.
[00:01:38]  Hey, check out this first video with Diarrhea.
[00:01:41]  Just show you this insanity.
[00:01:44]  Okay, so Mother's Day is tomorrow, and this is the second day that's rolled around.
[00:01:49]  Hold on.
[00:01:50]  There's two different days in the year that I question.
[00:01:52]  This sounds like the damn next version of Bird White.
[00:01:55]  That deep ass, you could have been a damn country music singer.
[00:01:59]  Got that John Wayne voice.
[00:02:02]  I mean, hell, you look like John Wayne with green hair.
[00:02:05]  How long you been a trans woman?
[00:02:06]  About five minutes?
[00:02:09]  He looked like he just decided he wanted to be a damn trans woman.
[00:02:12]  Still got hair on his chest.
[00:02:13]  Talking deep as hell.
[00:02:15]  Look like he discovered he was a trans woman right after he shaved that morning.
[00:02:22]  He ain't got no skin in the game.
[00:02:23]  Yeah.
[00:02:25]  Okay, so Mother's Day is tomorrow, and this is the second day that's rolled around.
[00:02:30]  There's two different days in the year that I question.
[00:02:32]  There's Mother's Day and there's Father's Day.
[00:02:35]  As a trans person, as a trans woman, which one do I celebrate?
[00:02:40]  Father's Day rolled around.
[00:02:42]  I don't feel like a father.
[00:02:44]  Sounds Day is tomorrow.
[00:02:46]  I feel like a mom, but who celebrates me?
[00:02:51]  It's not a situation of pity me or anything.
[00:02:54]  I just genuinely want to know, is there other people out there that you don't know which one you fall under?
[00:03:01]  Are you a mom?
[00:03:02]  Are you a dad?
[00:03:03]  Where's Parents' Day?
[00:03:06]  Why can't we just have a Parents' Day?
[00:03:08]  Like you're a parent.
[00:03:09]  That's worth celebrating.
[00:03:10]  Why does it have to be one or the other?
[00:03:16]  It actually bothers me a lot.
[00:03:17]  I didn't think about that until the day you.
[00:03:20]  You gonna cry?
[00:03:21]  You gonna cry?
[00:03:23]  You didn't cry.
[00:03:24]  You crying.
[00:03:25]  You should have been crying after you dyed your hair green.
[00:03:29]  Hey, you know there is a Parents' Day.
[00:03:31]  It is?
[00:03:32]  Yeah.
[00:03:33]  I didn't learn until this stupid video went up.
[00:03:34]  People say it's actually a Parents Day.
[00:03:37]  So he's crying for nothing.
[00:03:39]  Well, he's crying because he doesn't know which day he wants to pick.
[00:03:41]  Well, there's a Parents Day, but he didn't know that.
[00:03:43]  Well, if you are a parent, right?
[00:03:47]  How did you make that kid?
[00:03:49]  I'm pretty sure you didn't get pregnant.
[00:03:51]  So that's the one you go with.
[00:03:53]  It's really not that hard.
[00:03:54]  It depends on who was doing the plowing.
[00:03:56]  Who was doing the receiving?
[00:03:58]  Was doing the plowing?
[00:03:59]  Were you doing the plowing or the receiving?
[00:04:02]  Yeah.
[00:04:03]  I got a hunch that you was doing the plowing.
[00:04:05]  Yeah.
[00:04:06]  If you're doing the plowing and the squirting, I think you the dad.
[00:04:11]  All right, there's more to this.
[00:04:13]  It's other videos.
[00:04:13]  So after I saw this video, I said, let me check this dude out.
[00:04:16]  Turns out this dude is batshit crazy.
[00:04:19]  Really?
[00:04:20]  It took further investigation to determine that?
[00:04:22]  You didn't know that from this first video.
[00:04:26]  Let's go to the next one.
[00:04:29]  Man, look, you will never be a mother.
[00:04:35]  I have two daughters.
[00:04:37]  Pretty sure that makes me a mom.
[00:04:41]  I've been a parent for a long time.
[00:04:44]  I raised my baby brother until he was about six and I moved out.
[00:04:48]  You're a good mom.
[00:04:50]  And uh, you're damn good.
[00:04:52]  I've raised both of my daughters and I've defended them with my own physical body.
[00:04:57]  Supposed to do that.
[00:04:59]  Come ass.
[00:05:00]  That's why I'm disabled now.
[00:05:02]  Because I chose to stand my ground and defend my family.
[00:05:06]  And it cost me my leg.
[00:05:08]  Oh, man.
[00:05:08]  Military.
[00:05:09]  And it cost me a whole lot more than that.
[00:05:12]  Sorry to hear that.
[00:05:13]  And do you really think that this comment affects me in any capacity?
[00:05:17]  You can't take away that I've been a mother to my children.
[00:05:20]  You cannot take that away from me.
[00:05:23]  Never, mother.
[00:05:24]  But you can stay hydrated and stay away from me.
[00:05:28]  Hey, man, why don't you talk into your mic?
[00:05:33]  Here go Kevin when the videos.
[00:05:34]  When we look at the video, you was never a woman.
[00:05:39]  You ain't no mother.
[00:05:39]  You look like a dad.
[00:05:42]  Hey, they get the picture.
[00:05:44]  You think they can hear you?
[00:05:45]  Yeah, they can hear me.
[00:05:53]  Hey, man, sorry to hear about your leg, man.
[00:05:55]  You know how you lost it?
[00:05:56]  It's probably the military.
[00:05:58]  It's not like a service member.
[00:06:00]  I don't know.
[00:06:01]  Maybe he just construction just fell in a hole or something.
[00:06:05]  I don't know.
[00:06:06]  Yeah.
[00:06:06]  But it's horrible to happen.
[00:06:07]  Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry to hear about your leg.
[00:06:09]  But hey, man, I mean, ma'am, come on, man.
[00:06:14]  Let's stop playing here for a second.
[00:06:17]  You sound like a dude.
[00:06:18]  You look like a dude, but damn it, that means you're a dude.
[00:06:22]  What's that saying?
[00:06:23]  If he walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, then you got a duck.
[00:06:32]  I see green is your favorite color.
[00:06:34]  Green hair, green glasses, green shirt.
[00:06:37]  I bet you even wear green condoms.
[00:06:43]  Hey, it's one more video.
[00:06:44]  It's another video.
[00:06:45]  Yeah, this is to seal the deal.
[00:06:52]  Okay, so let's just set me aside for a second.
[00:06:54]  What about the uh, look, see right there?
[00:06:56]  Is that a wig?
[00:06:57]  Or is that just his roots?
[00:06:59]  I say his roots coming out.
[00:07:00]  No, that's a wig.
[00:07:01]  That looks like a wig.
[00:07:02]  Do y'all think that's a wig, right?
[00:07:04]  That can't be as her.
[00:07:06]  That's just her.
[00:07:07]  Let me read the um comment.
[00:07:08]  Why don't you make up your own moronic holiday and let the mothers who carry children have their day?
[00:07:15]  World doesn't revolve around you.
[00:07:17]  All right, now listen to him.
[00:07:19]  Okay, so let's just set me aside for a second.
[00:07:21]  What about the women, cis women who were born women, raised women who adopted children?
[00:07:30]  Are you really gonna exclude an entire, entire population of people who are adoptive moms?
[00:07:38]  Who is sad?
[00:07:40]  That you're pretty sad, dude.
[00:07:41]  You have literally overlooked an entire section of people who adopt their children.
[00:07:49]  I don't want the world to revolve around me.
[00:07:52]  It does not revolve around me.
[00:07:53]  And it certainly does not revolve around you.
[00:07:56]  It does not revolve around cis women.
[00:07:58]  The world revolves around itself.
[00:08:01]  It is an ever-flowing organism, and we all have our roles to play.
[00:08:05]  And obviously, you forgot your roles and fell over into the wrong lane.
[00:08:09]  So you need to go get back over into your lane and say, hydrate to your eyes on the.
[00:08:14]  Nobody's who's making that argument because you adopted a child that doesn't make you a mother?
[00:08:18]  Who made that argument?
[00:08:20]  Have you ever heard of that?
[00:08:22]  Has anybody ever heard of that shit?
[00:08:24]  If you adopt a child, you're not considered a woman.
[00:08:28]  Anybody make that argument?
[00:08:31]  Anybody?
[00:08:31]  Have you heard anybody make that argument?
[00:08:33]  I've never heard anybody make that argument.
[00:08:34]  Only ones making that argument is your green-haired ass.
[00:08:38]  Yeah, nobody's...
[00:08:39]  I've never heard somebody go, a woman go adopt a baby.
[00:08:41]  You're not a mother.
[00:08:43]  These trainees, man, they all say the same stuff, man.
[00:08:47]  Oh, oh, you can't have a kid.
[00:08:49]  That means you're not a woman.
[00:08:50]  Nobody's saying it.
[00:08:51]  Oh, you lost your breast because of a disease.
[00:08:54]  Oh, you're not a woman now.
[00:08:56]  You people are the only people that make these arguments.
[00:08:58]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, you.
[00:09:01]  You can't get pregnant.
[00:09:02]  That means you're not a woman.
[00:09:04]  But if I put on a dress and dye my hair green, that makes me a woman.
[00:09:08]  I'm so sorry.
[00:09:09]  Life sucks, don't it?
[00:09:13]  Yeah, man.
[00:09:14]  This place would be beautiful.
[00:09:18]  What?
[00:09:18]  We could ban.
[00:09:19]  Don't say it.
[00:09:21]  Don't say it, man.
[00:09:22]  This video is going to come down.
[00:09:24]  These people.
[00:09:25]  I was going to say ban stupidity.
[00:09:28]  You can't do that.
[00:09:29]  It's a free country.
[00:09:31]  We can institute a three-strikes law.
[00:09:34]  You do your three dumb things.

=== Exploiting Gender Definitions (01:22) ===

[00:09:37]  Well, guess what?
[00:09:38]  We're locked up.
[00:09:39]  Everybody's locked up.
[00:09:41]  It'd be the most peaceful place.
[00:09:43]  This planet would be so peaceful.
[00:09:45]  Everybody be locked up, man.
[00:09:47]  Yeah, but nobody's making an argument.
[00:09:49]  You're just insane.
[00:09:51]  Yeah.
[00:09:52]  I think you are.
[00:09:53]  You are insane.
[00:09:55]  If you think that somebody that adopts a child is not a woman.
[00:10:00]  Yeah.
[00:10:01]  I was going to say something, but you keep talking over me.
[00:10:04]  I'm sorry.
[00:10:06]  I'm just agitated.
[00:10:09]  That green hair triggered the hell out of me.
[00:10:12]  And that dude, those arguments, man.
[00:10:14]  I remember now.
[00:10:15]  Shut up.
[00:10:16]  There is nothing a trans will.
[00:10:20]  There is nothing a trans won't exploit to make a point.
[00:10:23]  Yeah.
[00:10:24]  They will exploit the most evil stuff just to make their point.
[00:10:31]  There's nothing that it won't exploit.
[00:10:33]  Nothing.
[00:10:34]  Nothing.
[00:10:35]  Not a thing on this planet they won't exploit.
[00:10:42]  Damn good show.
[00:10:50]  Hey, happy Father's Day if you're watching.
[00:10:53]  Hey, I got short videos.
[00:10:54]  I got long videos.
[00:10:55]  Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe to the YouTube channel.
[00:11:00]  Yeah.