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March 18, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Jamie Lee Curtis Called Her New Oscar What?!

Jamie Lee Curtis and her daughter Ruby dominate the conversation, centering on Curtis's Oscar win and her use of "they/them" pronouns for Ruby. The host speculates Curtis is transgender due to her daughter's transition from male to female, while questioning singular pronoun validity and noting Ruby's marriage to a Black woman. He argues most trans individuals are not gay and claims Curtis won the award for being "wokiest," ultimately framing the speech as an agenda push rather than pure celebration. [Automatically generated summary]

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Jamie Lee Curtis Back in the Day 00:05:52
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
All right, so Jamie Lee Curtis, she won an Oscar.
She did?
Yeah, she won.
For what?
That's an actress or something.
Really?
She still acting?
Yeah.
Well, whoa.
Remember her back in the day?
I remember her back in the day.
Oh, man, back in the day.
I bust plenty of...
Kevin.
Back in the day, Jamie Lee Curtis.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, you know us niggas, we're a sucker for white women.
Even if they're 400 pounds.
Hey, but anyway, she gave a...
That was a joke, and it just went right over your head.
I ain't in a 400-pound woman.
You know a lot of black guys, they get with white women, and they be 400 pounds, and they be proud as hell.
Yeah, they'd be white.
Yeah, but look at my woman.
Hey, but look at the girl I got.
I got me a white woman.
Yeah, she about 400 pounds overweight, but we working on that.
Hey, man.
So, Jamie Lee Curtis, I think it was ML.
You know what it is?
It's a status symbol.
What are we talking about?
I'm trying to talk about Jamie Lee Curtis.
You're talking about fat bitch.
All right, so Jamie Lee Curtis, she went on MSNBC, right?
Oh, she did?
Yeah, this is what she had to say about her Oscar.
I bet she still look good.
Oh, look at this.
Here they are.
Have we named her?
What's her?
I'm in support of my daughter, Ruby.
I'm having them be a they, them.
Oh.
I'm going to just call them them.
They, them.
And they are doing great.
And they're settling in.
And I couldn't, I mean, I just, in my life, I never thought in a million years that I would have this couple days.
And I'm very, very moved by the whole thing.
Man, if my kids come up to me and say, I'm they, them, say, get the hell out of my house.
When you get a brand, you can come back here.
But there's no such thing as a they and them unless you're talking about a couple guys as twins.
They, them?
That's insane.
Everybody, our pronouns, he, him, they, them.
But that makes sense, right?
How can one person be they, them?
You're not a she or he.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
But I didn't know she had a trans daughter, which already tells me.
Well, she's trans.
It's a dude.
He's trans?
He wants to be female.
Why are you going by they, them then?
See that?
What am I?
A psychoactive?
You need to go ask that mom.
Nah, man.
You know what's going on?
We're not asking the tough questions.
We're letting these people wig around and do what they want.
He's a transgender female, but he go by they them.
Hey, this is him before he transitioned.
Nice jacket.
Mom's still looking good, boy.
So, I mean, she doesn't look like she aged much since his transition.
She looks the same as she does now.
So I think his transition, his transition is a good thing.
Well, she still looks good.
She got some platinum action.
But she got a little neck action going on.
Oh, man, she's still looking good.
Yeah, she still look good, man.
She's still looking good.
I like the glasses, Jamie.
But that's her son, but this is her son now.
Jesus Christ.
What in the actual...
What, what?
He's a girl now.
He's got his mama's chin.
He ain't got his mama's neck.
Pull it back up.
If you had your mama's neck, you could pull it off better.
That neck is a little bit too damn masculine for me.
His hair's looking good, though.
I love the hair.
He's got great hair.
Yeah.
And he's kind of thick, you know.
I told you I like thick women.
You know?
I like his mama better though.
See, he got married, right?
He got married.
Yeah, see, that's some kind of unconventional wedding.
That was a wedding.
Yeah, they got.
Look like they're going to a Halloween party.
No, but that's how they did the wedding.
Everybody had fun.
They dressed up as characters.
Now, see, he got married.
Now, see, the black, the black girl, he married.
You married a black girl?
I mean, she married.
They married, yeah.
But get this.
That's a female right there.
He married.
I saw that one coming.
See, a lot of you people don't realize these transgender people, they're not even gay.
That's why I think it's so asinine to have these transgender men walk in the, I mean, transgender women use women's bathrooms.
They're still attracted to women.
And most transgenders, like, I had a transgender close to my family.
She's a babysitter.
She was gay.
I didn't know she wanted to be transgender, but she was involved in a relationship with a guy who wanted to be a girl and she wanted to be a guy.
And that's when I first determined, I first established that most of these people are not even gay.
I don't even know why they're part of the LGBTQ.
Y'all want to go through all this to affirm your new gender, but you don't want to be a woman in the bedroom.
If you really wanted to be a woman, wouldn't you want to be on your back getting packed?
Yeah.
But you in there.
You still doing missionary.
You in there.
You on top.
You still in between them legs.
You on that.
You in there still busting nuts.
You still getting between them legs doing that pumping.
You ain't on your back with your legs spread wide open.
Yeah.
And she doing the pumping.
Nah.
Y'all having straight sex in there playing pretend.
Dressing up in your costumes.
Hey, let me say this.
How much you want to bet she won this Oscar because of her trans daughter?
The Bedroom Gender Debate 00:01:24
Oh, yeah.
And she's taking that trophy.
Day damn.
How much you want to bet?
That's why she won the Oscar.
Yeah.
How much you want to bet?
Yeah.
Y'all feeling what I'm telling you, huh?
That's why she had that thing upside her head like that.
Huh?
That's why she had that thing upside her head, man.
Yeah, damn Grammy.
That's why she...
It's like some people think these people don't know who's going to win.
Oh, they don't know.
They know.
Say, look, I mean, this is all speculation.
I could be.
No, I think you...
I could be dead wrong.
I think you're pretty.
I'm just voicing my opinion here.
If somebody, man, no, they're giving it to the wokiest person, man.
Oh, Jamie, she's been in the game for a long time.
Guess what I heard about her son is now they them now.
She'll be great for this ward to push our nerve to push our agenda.
Yeah.
Damn good show.
More damn good shows.
Click one of these two videos over here.
Jamie, you still looking good.
I likes me.
He's a damn good cougar.
Even if you're liberal and crazy.
Too late.
I'm married.
Happily married.
Got a nice wife.
She's an immigrant.
She's a good immigrant.
And she's sane.
Yeah.
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