Joe Biden faces a fact-check regarding his high school epiphany on same-sex marriage, which hosts contrast with his Marine Corps-era segregationist reaction to interracial kissing at a Burger King. The discussion mocks his past views while debating transgender youth protections, citing Leviticus 20:13-14 to argue against male-male intimacy and questioning if federal legislation can truly shield children from state-level restrictions on abortion and gender identity amidst rising censorship concerns. [Automatically generated summary]
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Biden's Daily Show Take00:11:10
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I wanted to ask you a slightly different question.
So my partner Josh and I have been engaged for the last five years, which really only means that every auntie and uncle that I have is beyond disappointed that there hasn't been a wedding yet.
But Cardi B is going to marry us, apparently, officially at our wedding, which would be nice.
But my question for you, Mr. President, is you codified support for same-sex marriage and interracial marriages like ours.
I'm curious what your evolution was like on marriage equality and what the federal government might be able to do to protect LGBTQ Americans, especially trans kids who are dealing with all these regressive state laws that are popping up right now.
I can remember exactly what my epiphany was.
Okay.
I hadn't thought much about it, to tell you the truth.
And I was a senior in high school, and my dad was dropping me off.
I remember about to get out of the car, and I looked to my right, and two well-dressed men in suits kissed each other.
I mean, they gave each other a kiss.
And then one went, looked like he was heading towards the pump building, one looked like he had to the Hercules Corporation building.
And I'll never forget, I turned and looked at my dad.
He said, Joey, it's simple.
They love each other.
It's simple.
No, I'm not joking.
It's simple.
They love each other.
And it's never been...
It's never been...
It's just that simple.
So, come on, man.
That couldn't have been your reaction in the 60s and 70s.
Maybe it was the 50s.
I know.
He said, high school.
That was your response in the 50s?
And he said, no, I'm not kidding, because the dude started laughing at you.
He didn't believe you.
Well, your response is nothing like my first response.
My first experience.
Remember, I was sitting, I was fresh out of the Marine Corps.
Yeah.
I just got done serving my country.
Ulright, United States Marine Corps.
Right?
I was sitting up in Carls Jr. with my friend Bill.
As you can tell, he's white.
Bill.
Short for William.
But anyway, we're sitting up in Carls Jr., I was waiting for my famous stars with no cheese, right?
Couple guys come in.
It was a white guy and a Mexican guy.
I ain't thinking nothing of it.
Just a couple dudes hanging out, getting some burgers like me and my friend is, right?
They sat like two tables down.
Then we're sitting there talking.
And then I look over at them and they start kissing.
I was like, what the fuck?
Oh, man, why the hell would you do that?
You sick fuck.
I mean, that was just, that's a natural human response.
I mean, that's a natural response.
I find it hard to believe.
You grew up as a segregationist that you had a response that like that.
Like you had...
No, man.
You're pandering for votes.
That's what you're doing.
You're pandering.
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't do anything to them.
Yeah.
I mean, I just, I just got my food and left because it was ruining my appetite.
Nothing against them because, you know, I'm a straight guy.
Well, my brother's trying to say we're straight, you know, and we shouldn't be punished for that.
If it was two gay women he started kissing, I would have stayed and finished my birth.
Why is that?
We don't have nothing against the gays.
We just don't.
I prefer the two women style.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't got nothing against the gays.
I can sit and watch two women.
Oh, they'll be like, oh, man.
Keep going.
Hey, man.
Come on, man.
You're stupid, man.
I was just joking.
Y'all, you're going to burn in hell.
He's joking.
Look, I don't have nothing against gay people.
I don't.
I don't.
I really don't.
But if you believe that little, that lie, that story that Biden gave you, I mean, come on.
If you're homosexual, you can't believe that.
They believe it.
He's patterning for your vote, man.
Personally, I do agree with a lot of what he says, you know, because I'm a Christian.
I mean, what God said about you in that book, man, it was horrible.
What is that, Leviticus?
I don't know.
What did we say?
Can you pull it up?
Yeah, pull up that thing.
Leviticus.
Leviticus 20.
See McColon 12-14.
If a man lies intimately with his daughter-in-law, both of them shall most certainly be put to death.
They have committed incest.
Their blood is on them.
If a man lies intimately with a male as if he were a woman, both men have committed a detestable, perverse, unnatural act.
They shall most certainly be put to death.
Their blood is on them.
It is immoral and shameful if a man marries a woman and her mother and her mother, and all three shall be burned in fire.
What the hell happened?
Treat your neighbor as thyself.
Hold up, pull that back up.
What about the three that are threesome?
It is immoral and shameful if a man marries a woman and her mother.
All three shall be burned in fire so that there will be no immorality among you.
You know what's crazy?
I can't find anything in the Bible about women on men.
But women on women.
It's always dues on dudes.
Yeah.
I think Jesus.
You take the dude out.
Everything's cool.
I think Jesus.
He likes lesbians.
He likes lesbians, man.
But nobody doesn't say anything in the Bible about that.
Seriously, it doesn't say anything.
Yeah, I can't find it.
Now, I totally disagree with Jesus about putting y'all to death.
I am not down with that.
I believe in honoring thy neighbor as thyself.
He probably totally forgot that when he wrote that.
It's love thy neighbor as thyself.
It's something like that.
I'm just, you know, paraphrasing.
I don't know the Bible by heart.
Yeah, I don't.
Actually, I don't think y'all should be burned.
I think that's horrible.
Yeah, just for success.
God cause a man suck another man's off, you be put to death.
I mean, that's a bit much.
No, but so let me say this.
Now, the whole gay marriage thing, I think that's a religious sacrament.
I'm going to get serious on this.
I think y'all, if y'all, see, why would y'all want to be married?
That's a religious sacrament.
Why don't y'all do something, make it better?
Call it a civil union.
Why y'all want to do this marriage stuff?
That's for straight people.
Yeah, you're taking what straight people are doing.
Yeah, once you make it better.
Yeah, right?
Call it a civil union.
I mean, it's not marriage, really.
It's a civil union.
And you get between man and a woman.
And you get all rights as if you were married.
Why does it have to be marriage?
Yeah, and why does it have to be in a church?
You see how Jesus see y'all.
Yeah, you see.
He wants to put y'all to death.
Yeah, why would y'all want to marry?
He's going to even throw more gasoline on you.
Look, what we're trying to say is we're joking.
I don't have anything against homosexuals.
I prefer lesbians, but I don't have anything against homosexuals.
You know, I just want to put that out there right now.
We believe in you live your life.
I believe in the right to happiness, pursuit of happiness, and all that.
Freedom, how to live how you do.
I didn't know that dude was gay.
I didn't know he.
He's got to be a top, though.
Oh, man.
You gay, you.
He don't look like the Finnman Titan.
I can't see him laying on his back with his legs spread, you know.
I think he's doing the pound.
Why would you want to.
I mean, shut up.
They people.
I'm trying to.
What you bringing that up for?
Just saying he doesn't look like a bug.
Hey, pull up the second video.
Like a robot, don't he?
Your kids is a really harder day thing.
What's going on in Florida is, as my mother would say, close to sinful.
I mean, it's just terrible what they're doing.
It's not like, you know, a kid wakes up one morning and says, you know, I decided I want to become a man or I want to become a woman or I want to change.
I mean, what are they thinking about here?
They're human beings.
They love.
They have feelings.
They have inclinations that are, I mean, it just, to me, is, I don't know, it's cruel.
And the way we do it is we make sure we pass legislation like we passed on same-sex marriage.
You mess with that, you're breaking the law, and you're going to be held accountable.
Did he say it was sinful to keep from kids from being transgender?
And do you know what the word sin means?
It's sinful.
It means full of sin.
That's sinful?
Keeping people from committing sin.
He said kids don't wake up and say, I just want to be a man or a woman.
That's literally how it works, asshole.
Yeah.
They're being manufactured.
They're being taught that.
No kid decides to be transgender.
Yeah.
They're being fed that crap from their parents.
And let's make it, let's get it straight.
Those kids are not making that decision.
Their parents are.
Yeah.
Who the hell listens to kids?
Yeah.
Did y'all hear the last part?
Do y'all understand the implication of what he said?
They're going to do the same thing they did for gay marriage for transgender kids.
They're going to legislate that into law.
So he said they're going to have to follow it?
Which means they're going to let them get surgeries, take drugs.
More than likely, it's going to ruin the rest of their life.
You know, but these kids are not, these kids' lives are not going to be ruined in vain or anything like that because one day these kids are going to become adults.
Yeah.
And we all know who we're going to be able to blame.
It's not going to be the conservatives or the Republicans.
He said they're going to pass legislation to normalize.
Yeah, because they're trying to navigate around what the Republicans are doing in their states.
They're banning all this crap.
And not same-sex marriage or anything like that, but they're writing legislation to protect kids.
Yeah.
You know?
But he's trying to legislate where federally, well, you will have to abide by these laws regardless of how your state sees it.
No, you can't do that.
Because he said, when it comes to abortion, you can't do it.
Dude's talking out of his ass.
That's how you got these blue states when it comes to abortion.
You got these red states when it comes to abortion.
And if you do pass legislation like that, you're going to still have red states like, nah, you ain't playing that stuff here.
Yeah, because trans kids.
Yeah, because we're a republic.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
Y'all see all that damn scrotum skin he got on his forehead?
Like his nuts got tight as shit.
Abortion Politics Explained00:00:35
What?
His forehead.
It's not tight as forehead skin get.
Well, you know a lot of people think he's dead, right?
That's a damn robot right there.
They haven't perfected the skin over his forehead.
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