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Feb. 16, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Dylan Mulvaney is BACK!

Dylan Mulvaney returns as a global superstar after 335 days of documenting his transition, featuring facial feminization surgery by Dr. Harrison Lee that reshaped his jawline akin to a young Caitlyn Jenner. While hosts debate whether he is capitalizing on existing fame or promoting transgender issues, they acknowledge his age allows personal choice despite concerns about influencing minors. Ultimately, the episode highlights the intersection of cosmetic intervention, celebrity influence, and ongoing cultural debates regarding gender expression in the public eye. [Automatically generated summary]

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Dylan Mulvaney's Superstar Journey 00:09:16
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Got a damn good show.
Dylan Mulvaney.
He's a superstar.
This dude, one of the biggest stars this globe has ever seen.
He's big time.
Well, if you...
Stop hating on him.
Stop being a hater.
He's a superstar.
Well, this guy's transitioned into a woman.
He's been following.
He's been doing videos daily following this journey.
What day is he on now?
It was 330-something.
300 and something.
That's damn near a year, man.
Damn near a year.
So I want to show y'all this man's progress.
I'm going to show you this picture.
This is day one or something, huh?
No, this is before he transitioned.
I guess he was a Mormon.
Well, this is Ground Zero.
This is Ground Zero.
Show him the picture.
I think he used to be a Mormon or something.
Well, that explains a lot.
I guess he used to be Mormon or something.
No, man.
Well, I think he's a paid.
He's actually a paid actor.
Yeah, he's Mormon.
I don't think he was ever a Mormon.
That's those people on the bicycles come to your house.
Ain't that the people mama threw out of the house?
Because they say we're descendants of the house.
Mitt Romney is a Mormon.
Well, that explains a lot, too.
Not that we got anything against Mormons.
I ain't got nothing against nobody.
Just a red flag, you know.
I had a bad experience when I was a kid.
Damn Mormons came to my house.
And they said we was descendants of Cain and said we're a curse.
That's why I'm black.
So after that, you know what?
You damn Mormons can kiss my ass.
But I got Cain cursed.
I'm born in the eyes of the Lord.
God made me.
I'm not cursed, little damn fallen angel.
God.
Yeah, no, that's a true story.
And we got a lot of emails from people who are Mormon.
He said those assholes doesn't represent the Mormon church.
Oh, they don't?
No.
Oh, okay.
So not on.
So don't generalize Mormons like that.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't generalize.
People only make it a big thing when you generalize somebody when it's Jewish people.
Yeah.
You can generalize everybody else.
Conservatives?
Muslims?
Well, you can't touch Muslims.
They blow your house out.
I want you falling out.
Yeah, AK.
I did.
That's a hasty generalization.
That was bad.
I apologize to the Muslims.
I'm a comedian.
Yeah.
Hey, so let's get back to Dylan Mulvaney.
So that's Ground Zero.
And then...
Let's look at Ground Zero one more time, man.
The Mormon, I forgot it.
You know, we've been talking and shooting this shit.
I mean, he...
All right, let me get a good look at him, man.
Book of Mormons.
He does look holy in this picture.
I ain't going to lie.
Yeah, it looked like he just got off his bicycle.
Bicycles wheels are still spinning in the front yard.
He just got in the house.
He's trying to save somebody, right?
So, but then he started transitioning.
Bring up this next picture.
Now, he's dressing feminine.
He's got the pink going.
He's got some five o'clock shadow going.
And you can tell, you know, something's off with that damn chin action he got.
Them damn hands ain't fooling nobody either.
Them thick-ass fingers he got.
Right?
But here recently, Rick Dylan.
Big strong joe, he ain't fooling nobody.
But recently, he ain't fooling nobody.
Yeah, but recently, Dylan, he hasn't changed his name.
He still got a masculine name.
He stick with Dylan?
Yeah.
I wonder why we wouldn't change his name, man.
It's his life, man.
It's free country.
You look more like a Diane now.
What do you mean he look like Diane?
What?
He made a drastic improvement or something?
Well, he came up with a...
He still looked like Dylan to me.
He looks like a dick.
Like his name could be Dick Mulvaney.
Yeah, bring up his name tag on that Mormon.
I forgot to bring that up.
Elder White.
Elder White.
So yeah, he's making fun of white people, I guess.
Oh, you're going to burn in hell for that.
You burning in hell for eternity.
Making fun of Christians, man.
Making fun of white people.
Yeah, if you did, if you did that to Jewish people, you'd already be canceled, but you get away with that stuff with Christians.
Yeah, Mormons.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think he's actually getting paid to do that, though.
You think he's just a comedian?
Well, he labels himself as an actress.
So I'm sure he's done roles to get that he got paid, but I don't think what he's doing right now, all this transition, I don't think anybody's actually paying him, even though I think he's making a lot of money for himself.
He's definitely got an incentive to.
Yeah, I mean, he definitely got an incentive to.
But he came out and he got this feminization surgery on his face.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, feminization surgery.
Feminization.
What the hell?
335 of being a girl.
And I wanted to go on record to say that this might be the hottest I've ever looked and will ever look in my lifetime.
And I'm making this video so that in thousands of years, there will be evidence.
Is it the dress?
It could be the dress.
Is it the makeup?
Or is it the hair?
Because I think it's the extensions.
And when I have extensions in, I don't know my name.
I don't know where I live.
I just know that I love these.
And I know that I look like I could steal a husband.
But I want to promise you, look me in the eyes.
I want to promise you that I would never do that to you.
Okay, I am a girl's girl.
And I love ya.
Woo!
But seriously, this is good, right?
Okay, okay, okay.
Love you, love you.
Okay.
I don't know about stealing anybody's husband.
You might, you know, suck off a couple dudes.
I don't know about them running away from their wives, you know.
You being a transgender female, female and all you know.
Yeah, he could, you got to change the name from Dylan to Debbie.
Looks like a Debbie, huh?
A Debbie or Deborah or Diane.
That's a good change name, you know.
Yeah, Diane.
Still masculine, man.
It's feminine, Diane.
Just about every Diane I ever met got a hard-ass face.
But anyway, I don't know what he did to his face.
Yeah, feminization surgery.
What did he do?
Go up on his face and scrape out some bone action.
Feminization surgery?
Yeah, I mean, pull up the thing and pause it.
Let me look at his face.
What could they have done to make him look like that?
Well, they suffered up his face.
Like his chin is not as pronounced.
You know, before this, he had that crimson chin going.
Yeah, you know.
You know who he looks like right here?
He looks like a young Caitlin Jenner, 16.
Hit puberty.
He do, don't he?
Like Caitlin, like Caitlin's daughter.
That's why Caitlin don't like him.
Be hating on him.
As long as you can tell, men want you or I mean, I mean, I got no problem with men doing this, but you got to tell men.
Yeah, that's false advertising.
If I'm going down and do me some carpet munching, I ain't doing no sucking, you know.
And you put yourself in a bad position, too, because if you're not being open and honest and trustworthy, reliable, right?
Credible.
You go down there and you see some mushroom tip action.
Balls.
Balls.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, you be setting the temperature of the room.
No, them girls are guessing.
Hey, but um, baby, I'm not gonna lie, you look just like a female.
No, you look.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, just saying you don't look feminine is like just being non-objective.
And being mean.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I want to say this.
Before I got married, I used to, you know, when I dated, before I got married, I'd meet a girl, right?
See y'all daughter, she's looking great.
Then after that night's over, you wake up in the middle of the night and you look at us like, where's the bitch I fucked three hours ago?
It's like y'all can just take your makeup, you're a totally different person.
Women do that.
Yeah.
I want to say that.
Women do that.
Yeah.
Actually, I left it with women.
Like, wow, man, you look way better three hours ago.
That's why, you know, I like women.
I prefer women that don't wear a lot of makeup.
I think a lot of women wear too.
Eat a couple pieces of chicken, get that shine going.
That's all I need.
What?
Eat a couple pieces of Kentucky fried chickens and Popeyes.
Get that grease going.
Get a good shine going.
And that's all you need, man.
Throw your head back in the bun.
I want to know what I'm sticking.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, just a little lip gloss.
I don't like these women walking around like clowns.
Damn, face just painted up.
Women walk around like that.
You with the fucking makeup.
Makeup and Facial Reconstruction 00:04:11
Yeah, man.
I'm like, it's too much.
You look like a damn drag queen yourself, man.
Yeah, I see women wear so much makeup, they look like drag queens.
Yeah.
I remember I was dating this girl, man.
She came on round and said, bitch, you crazy as hell.
All that damn makeup, I don't even recognize you.
Take that shit off.
Yeah.
I want to say this.
Are we being mean?
No.
Just being honest, right?
Yeah, we're not.
It's First Amendment.
We're talking about actual women.
You can talk about actual women all you want.
These trans women.
That's what you're doing.
Yeah, you can't talk about them.
They're like the Jewish community.
But anyway.
He's got an ump on his Instagram.
Pull up the video.
I'll keep talking.
This is like high production.
A lot goes into something like this.
You got music playing.
You can see the surgery and all of that.
Yeah.
You can totally tell.
You need to do something with that chest because you got some pecs going.
Got some abs going too.
You know, I like women with abs.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
But anyway, I don't like men with abs.
Do you see right there in the description area?
You see that?
What do you say, man?
My wonderful doctor at Dr. Harrison Lee.
Can you click that?
Can we go to the profile?
I mean, I guess you can.
Yeah, go on and click it, man.
Go and go, Dr. Harrison.
That's got 1 million likes on it.
Okay, it's an Asian guy.
You can tell he's gay.
No, you can tell he got money, too.
Yeah, you can tell he's a child.
He did work on his own damn face.
Yeah, you can tell that's a gay, rich, what is he?
Japanese Korean?
You can't tell he's gay.
Pull that picture back up.
You can't take a look at that picture and see that's a homosexual.
Come on now.
He's gay.
You think so?
Yeah.
I can tell by that.
He's certified.
He's got that gambling.
Dubois.
Nah, he's...
Does he has an office in Dubai?
I don't think they accept that.
He's got an office in Dubois.
No, he'd get thrown in jail if he's in Dubois.
He'd be doing 30 years.
Hard labor.
Hard labor.
No, but what I want to say is, I bet you Dylan got this surgery for free.
Yeah, could you imagine how many people is going to go to him now?
Women and men.
Just women, cause women, cause what Dylan's doing to be like, they'd be like, wait a minute, you made him look like that?
Man, I'm really going.
Yeah.
Because women already do stuff like this to their face with the lips and the fillers.
Women do this.
So that's a facial reconstruction.
What?
They don't do the facial craving scarf.
Have you seen the Kardashians?
Oh, yeah.
That's a young girl.
What's her name?
Chloe?
Not Chloe.
Kylie, you sell pictures when she was a teenage girl, and now you're not even the same woman anymore.
Yeah, women already do this.
So when you see a guy go through this, the woman be like, man, I am sold.
50,000, that's it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So, I don't think Dylan Mulvana is actually getting paid to do this.
I just think he's making a lot of money while doing this.
Yeah, people are supporting him, affirming himself to be a female guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think he's actually doing this.
I don't think he's being paid to, you know, a lot of people think he's being paid to, you know, push this on kids and other people.
No, I just think he's naturally doing this.
He's got a huge fan base and people are just throwing things at him for free.
Yeah, and he's making a killer.
This dude is making a killer.
This dude is living American dreams.
Total mindfuck.
Your name is Dylan.
Hey, looking for Dylan.
Where's Dylan at?
Hey, I'm over here.
Hey!
You need to calm down.
Like, you sound like Crimean Frog, don't you?
Yeah, he's like, it's him, man.
It's him.
You're too theatrical when you talk.
You can't change him, though, man.
That's him.
You accept him for who he is.
I accept him for who he is.
Okay, then, man.
Let the man.
I mean, let the woman be.
Man, fuck it.
Living the American Dream 00:01:29
How do y'all feel about this?
You know what?
Let me say something.
Shut up.
Let me do some talk.
You've been hogging all that time.
Like, I don't care, really.
I mean, it's his life.
I don't give a shit what he does.
Yeah, I just shut up.
I just don't like when they try to push this on like kids.
Like, he's of age.
I think he's over 21.
If you're over 21, 18 is still a little too young.
That's just my honest opinion.
But if you're over 21, you can do whatever you want.
As far as a kid, nope, you shouldn't.
Because look what Dylan's doing.
You're going to do this at a young age.
You could always change your mind later on in life if you really want to do it.
I mean, if you go through this too young, you might regret it.
So it's no rush.
Yeah, it's no rush.
Because look at Dylan.
He didn't do this when he was 12, 11, 10 years old.
Look, he looks just like a bitch.
Yeah.
You know?
So he get all kinds of action at the Glory Hole.
This is signs.
Because you know, you look through that hole, you'd be like, hold up.
Sue's back here.
Oh, okay.
Hold up.
Lightning was bad.
Let me look one more time.
Hold up.
Man, come on.
Where you at?
Where you going?
My lucky day.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah, man.
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