Hodgetwins - Dylan Mulvaney is BACK!
Aired: 2023-02-16
Duration: 14:57


=== Dylan Mulvaney's Superstar Journey (09:16) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:07]  Dylan Mulvaney.
[00:00:08]  He's a superstar.
[00:00:10]  This dude, one of the biggest stars this globe has ever seen.
[00:00:14]  He's big time.
[00:00:15]  Well, if you...
[00:00:16]  Stop hating on him.
[00:00:17]  Stop being a hater.
[00:00:18]  He's a superstar.
[00:00:19]  Well, this guy's transitioned into a woman.
[00:00:21]  He's been following.
[00:00:22]  He's been doing videos daily following this journey.
[00:00:24]  What day is he on now?
[00:00:25]  It was 330-something.
[00:00:27]  300 and something.
[00:00:28]  That's damn near a year, man.
[00:00:29]  Damn near a year.
[00:00:30]  So I want to show y'all this man's progress.
[00:00:34]  I'm going to show you this picture.
[00:00:35]  This is day one or something, huh?
[00:00:37]  No, this is before he transitioned.
[00:00:38]  I guess he was a Mormon.
[00:00:40]  Well, this is Ground Zero.
[00:00:41]  This is Ground Zero.
[00:00:42]  Show him the picture.
[00:00:44]  I think he used to be a Mormon or something.
[00:00:48]  Well, that explains a lot.
[00:00:54]  I guess he used to be Mormon or something.
[00:00:55]  No, man.
[00:00:56]  Well, I think he's a paid.
[00:00:58]  He's actually a paid actor.
[00:00:59]  Yeah, he's Mormon.
[00:01:00]  I don't think he was ever a Mormon.
[00:01:02]  That's those people on the bicycles come to your house.
[00:01:05]  Ain't that the people mama threw out of the house?
[00:01:07]  Because they say we're descendants of the house.
[00:01:08]  Mitt Romney is a Mormon.
[00:01:10]  Well, that explains a lot, too.
[00:01:13]  Not that we got anything against Mormons.
[00:01:15]  I ain't got nothing against nobody.
[00:01:17]  Just a red flag, you know.
[00:01:18]  I had a bad experience when I was a kid.
[00:01:20]  Damn Mormons came to my house.
[00:01:22]  And they said we was descendants of Cain and said we're a curse.
[00:01:25]  That's why I'm black.
[00:01:28]  So after that, you know what?
[00:01:29]  You damn Mormons can kiss my ass.
[00:01:33]  But I got Cain cursed.
[00:01:35]  I'm born in the eyes of the Lord.
[00:01:39]  God made me.
[00:01:40]  I'm not cursed, little damn fallen angel.
[00:01:43]  God.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, no, that's a true story.
[00:01:46]  And we got a lot of emails from people who are Mormon.
[00:01:48]  He said those assholes doesn't represent the Mormon church.
[00:01:51]  Oh, they don't?
[00:01:52]  No.
[00:01:52]  Oh, okay.
[00:01:53]  So not on.
[00:01:54]  So don't generalize Mormons like that.
[00:01:55]  Yeah, you can't do that.
[00:01:57]  You can't generalize.
[00:01:58]  People only make it a big thing when you generalize somebody when it's Jewish people.
[00:02:02]  Yeah.
[00:02:02]  You can generalize everybody else.
[00:02:04]  Conservatives?
[00:02:05]  Muslims?
[00:02:07]  Well, you can't touch Muslims.
[00:02:08]  They blow your house out.
[00:02:12]  I want you falling out.
[00:02:14]  Yeah, AK.
[00:02:15]  I did.
[00:02:15]  That's a hasty generalization.
[00:02:16]  That was bad.
[00:02:17]  I apologize to the Muslims.
[00:02:19]  I'm a comedian.
[00:02:20]  Yeah.
[00:02:21]  Hey, so let's get back to Dylan Mulvaney.
[00:02:23]  So that's Ground Zero.
[00:02:25]  And then...
[00:02:26]  Let's look at Ground Zero one more time, man.
[00:02:27]  The Mormon, I forgot it.
[00:02:28]  You know, we've been talking and shooting this shit.
[00:02:30]  I mean, he...
[00:02:31]  All right, let me get a good look at him, man.
[00:02:33]  Book of Mormons.
[00:02:34]  He does look holy in this picture.
[00:02:35]  I ain't going to lie.
[00:02:35]  Yeah, it looked like he just got off his bicycle.
[00:02:38]  Bicycles wheels are still spinning in the front yard.
[00:02:43]  He just got in the house.
[00:02:45]  He's trying to save somebody, right?
[00:02:47]  So, but then he started transitioning.
[00:02:50]  Bring up this next picture.
[00:02:52]  Now, he's dressing feminine.
[00:02:54]  He's got the pink going.
[00:02:56]  He's got some five o'clock shadow going.
[00:02:58]  And you can tell, you know, something's off with that damn chin action he got.
[00:03:01]  Them damn hands ain't fooling nobody either.
[00:03:03]  Them thick-ass fingers he got.
[00:03:07]  Right?
[00:03:07]  But here recently, Rick Dylan.
[00:03:09]  Big strong joe, he ain't fooling nobody.
[00:03:11]  But recently, he ain't fooling nobody.
[00:03:14]  Yeah, but recently, Dylan, he hasn't changed his name.
[00:03:17]  He still got a masculine name.
[00:03:20]  He stick with Dylan?
[00:03:21]  Yeah.
[00:03:21]  I wonder why we wouldn't change his name, man.
[00:03:25]  It's his life, man.
[00:03:26]  It's free country.
[00:03:27]  You look more like a Diane now.
[00:03:31]  What do you mean he look like Diane?
[00:03:34]  What?
[00:03:34]  He made a drastic improvement or something?
[00:03:36]  Well, he came up with a...
[00:03:37]  He still looked like Dylan to me.
[00:03:38]  He looks like a dick.
[00:03:40]  Like his name could be Dick Mulvaney.
[00:03:43]  Yeah, bring up his name tag on that Mormon.
[00:03:47]  I forgot to bring that up.
[00:03:48]  Elder White.
[00:03:49]  Elder White.
[00:03:49]  So yeah, he's making fun of white people, I guess.
[00:03:51]  Oh, you're going to burn in hell for that.
[00:03:53]  You burning in hell for eternity.
[00:03:55]  Making fun of Christians, man.
[00:03:57]  Making fun of white people.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, if you did, if you did that to Jewish people, you'd already be canceled, but you get away with that stuff with Christians.
[00:04:05]  Yeah, Mormons.
[00:04:06]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:04:08]  I don't think he's actually getting paid to do that, though.
[00:04:11]  You think he's just a comedian?
[00:04:13]  Well, he labels himself as an actress.
[00:04:17]  So I'm sure he's done roles to get that he got paid, but I don't think what he's doing right now, all this transition, I don't think anybody's actually paying him, even though I think he's making a lot of money for himself.
[00:04:28]  He's definitely got an incentive to.
[00:04:30]  Yeah, I mean, he definitely got an incentive to.
[00:04:31]  But he came out and he got this feminization surgery on his face.
[00:04:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:04:36]  Yeah, feminization surgery.
[00:04:38]  Feminization.
[00:04:39]  What the hell?
[00:04:41]  335 of being a girl.
[00:04:43]  And I wanted to go on record to say that this might be the hottest I've ever looked and will ever look in my lifetime.
[00:04:51]  And I'm making this video so that in thousands of years, there will be evidence.
[00:04:56]  Is it the dress?
[00:04:58]  It could be the dress.
[00:05:00]  Is it the makeup?
[00:05:02]  Or is it the hair?
[00:05:03]  Because I think it's the extensions.
[00:05:05]  And when I have extensions in, I don't know my name.
[00:05:08]  I don't know where I live.
[00:05:09]  I just know that I love these.
[00:05:11]  And I know that I look like I could steal a husband.
[00:05:14]  But I want to promise you, look me in the eyes.
[00:05:16]  I want to promise you that I would never do that to you.
[00:05:19]  Okay, I am a girl's girl.
[00:05:21]  And I love ya.
[00:05:23]  Woo!
[00:05:24]  But seriously, this is good, right?
[00:05:26]  Okay, okay, okay.
[00:05:27]  Love you, love you.
[00:05:27]  Okay.
[00:05:28]  I don't know about stealing anybody's husband.
[00:05:30]  You might, you know, suck off a couple dudes.
[00:05:34]  I don't know about them running away from their wives, you know.
[00:05:38]  You being a transgender female, female and all you know.
[00:05:42]  Yeah, he could, you got to change the name from Dylan to Debbie.
[00:05:46]  Looks like a Debbie, huh?
[00:05:48]  A Debbie or Deborah or Diane.
[00:05:53]  That's a good change name, you know.
[00:05:55]  Yeah, Diane.
[00:05:56]  Still masculine, man.
[00:05:57]  It's feminine, Diane.
[00:05:59]  Just about every Diane I ever met got a hard-ass face.
[00:06:04]  But anyway, I don't know what he did to his face.
[00:06:08]  Yeah, feminization surgery.
[00:06:09]  What did he do?
[00:06:10]  Go up on his face and scrape out some bone action.
[00:06:14]  Feminization surgery?
[00:06:16]  Yeah, I mean, pull up the thing and pause it.
[00:06:18]  Let me look at his face.
[00:06:19]  What could they have done to make him look like that?
[00:06:20]  Well, they suffered up his face.
[00:06:22]  Like his chin is not as pronounced.
[00:06:24]  You know, before this, he had that crimson chin going.
[00:06:27]  Yeah, you know.
[00:06:28]  You know who he looks like right here?
[00:06:30]  He looks like a young Caitlin Jenner, 16.
[00:06:33]  Hit puberty.
[00:06:35]  He do, don't he?
[00:06:37]  Like Caitlin, like Caitlin's daughter.
[00:06:39]  That's why Caitlin don't like him.
[00:06:41]  Be hating on him.
[00:06:42]  As long as you can tell, men want you or I mean, I mean, I got no problem with men doing this, but you got to tell men.
[00:06:52]  Yeah, that's false advertising.
[00:06:55]  If I'm going down and do me some carpet munching, I ain't doing no sucking, you know.
[00:07:00]  And you put yourself in a bad position, too, because if you're not being open and honest and trustworthy, reliable, right?
[00:07:08]  Credible.
[00:07:09]  You go down there and you see some mushroom tip action.
[00:07:13]  Balls.
[00:07:14]  Balls.
[00:07:14]  Yeah.
[00:07:16]  I mean, yeah.
[00:07:38]  Yeah, you be setting the temperature of the room.
[00:07:40]  No, them girls are guessing.
[00:07:52]  Hey, but um, baby, I'm not gonna lie, you look just like a female.
[00:07:57]  No, you look.
[00:07:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:59]  I mean, just saying you don't look feminine is like just being non-objective.
[00:08:03]  And being mean.
[00:08:04]  Yeah.
[00:08:05]  Yeah, but I want to say this.
[00:08:07]  Before I got married, I used to, you know, when I dated, before I got married, I'd meet a girl, right?
[00:08:12]  See y'all daughter, she's looking great.
[00:08:14]  Then after that night's over, you wake up in the middle of the night and you look at us like, where's the bitch I fucked three hours ago?
[00:08:22]  It's like y'all can just take your makeup, you're a totally different person.
[00:08:27]  Women do that.
[00:08:28]  Yeah.
[00:08:29]  I want to say that.
[00:08:30]  Women do that.
[00:08:31]  Yeah.
[00:08:31]  Actually, I left it with women.
[00:08:33]  Like, wow, man, you look way better three hours ago.
[00:08:38]  That's why, you know, I like women.
[00:08:40]  I prefer women that don't wear a lot of makeup.
[00:08:43]  I think a lot of women wear too.
[00:08:44]  Eat a couple pieces of chicken, get that shine going.
[00:08:47]  That's all I need.
[00:08:48]  What?
[00:08:48]  Eat a couple pieces of Kentucky fried chickens and Popeyes.
[00:08:51]  Get that grease going.
[00:08:53]  Get a good shine going.
[00:08:55]  And that's all you need, man.
[00:08:57]  Throw your head back in the bun.
[00:08:58]  I want to know what I'm sticking.
[00:09:02]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:03]  Oh, just a little lip gloss.
[00:09:05]  I don't like these women walking around like clowns.
[00:09:08]  Damn, face just painted up.
[00:09:10]  Women walk around like that.
[00:09:11]  You with the fucking makeup.

=== Makeup and Facial Reconstruction (04:11) ===

[00:09:16]  Yeah, man.
[00:09:17]  I'm like, it's too much.
[00:09:18]  You look like a damn drag queen yourself, man.
[00:09:21]  Yeah, I see women wear so much makeup, they look like drag queens.
[00:09:26]  Yeah.
[00:09:27]  I remember I was dating this girl, man.
[00:09:29]  She came on round and said, bitch, you crazy as hell.
[00:09:32]  All that damn makeup, I don't even recognize you.
[00:09:34]  Take that shit off.
[00:09:35]  Yeah.
[00:09:37]  I want to say this.
[00:09:38]  Are we being mean?
[00:09:40]  No.
[00:09:40]  Just being honest, right?
[00:09:41]  Yeah, we're not.
[00:09:42]  It's First Amendment.
[00:09:43]  We're talking about actual women.
[00:09:45]  You can talk about actual women all you want.
[00:09:47]  These trans women.
[00:09:48]  That's what you're doing.
[00:09:48]  Yeah, you can't talk about them.
[00:09:50]  They're like the Jewish community.
[00:09:52]  But anyway.
[00:09:56]  He's got an ump on his Instagram.
[00:09:59]  Pull up the video.
[00:10:01]  I'll keep talking.
[00:10:01]  This is like high production.
[00:10:04]  A lot goes into something like this.
[00:10:05]  You got music playing.
[00:10:06]  You can see the surgery and all of that.
[00:10:08]  Yeah.
[00:10:09]  You can totally tell.
[00:10:10]  You need to do something with that chest because you got some pecs going.
[00:10:12]  Got some abs going too.
[00:10:14]  You know, I like women with abs.
[00:10:15]  Yeah.
[00:10:16]  Yeah, I do.
[00:10:17]  But anyway, I don't like men with abs.
[00:10:20]  Do you see right there in the description area?
[00:10:22]  You see that?
[00:10:23]  What do you say, man?
[00:10:24]  My wonderful doctor at Dr. Harrison Lee.
[00:10:27]  Can you click that?
[00:10:28]  Can we go to the profile?
[00:10:30]  I mean, I guess you can.
[00:10:31]  Yeah, go on and click it, man.
[00:10:32]  Go and go, Dr. Harrison.
[00:10:34]  That's got 1 million likes on it.
[00:10:36]  Okay, it's an Asian guy.
[00:10:37]  You can tell he's gay.
[00:10:38]  No, you can tell he got money, too.
[00:10:40]  Yeah, you can tell he's a child.
[00:10:41]  He did work on his own damn face.
[00:10:43]  Yeah, you can tell that's a gay, rich, what is he?
[00:10:47]  Japanese Korean?
[00:10:48]  You can't tell he's gay.
[00:10:50]  Pull that picture back up.
[00:10:51]  You can't take a look at that picture and see that's a homosexual.
[00:10:55]  Come on now.
[00:10:56]  He's gay.
[00:10:57]  You think so?
[00:10:58]  Yeah.
[00:11:00]  I can tell by that.
[00:11:01]  He's certified.
[00:11:02]  He's got that gambling.
[00:11:04]  Dubois.
[00:11:05]  Nah, he's...
[00:11:06]  Does he has an office in Dubai?
[00:11:08]  I don't think they accept that.
[00:11:09]  He's got an office in Dubois.
[00:11:11]  No, he'd get thrown in jail if he's in Dubois.
[00:11:14]  He'd be doing 30 years.
[00:11:16]  Hard labor.
[00:11:17]  Hard labor.
[00:11:19]  No, but what I want to say is, I bet you Dylan got this surgery for free.
[00:11:24]  Yeah, could you imagine how many people is going to go to him now?
[00:11:28]  Women and men.
[00:11:29]  Just women, cause women, cause what Dylan's doing to be like, they'd be like, wait a minute, you made him look like that?
[00:11:36]  Man, I'm really going.
[00:11:38]  Yeah.
[00:11:38]  Because women already do stuff like this to their face with the lips and the fillers.
[00:11:42]  Women do this.
[00:11:44]  So that's a facial reconstruction.
[00:11:46]  What?
[00:11:47]  They don't do the facial craving scarf.
[00:11:49]  Have you seen the Kardashians?
[00:11:51]  Oh, yeah.
[00:11:52]  That's a young girl.
[00:11:52]  What's her name?
[00:11:54]  Chloe?
[00:11:55]  Not Chloe.
[00:11:56]  Kylie, you sell pictures when she was a teenage girl, and now you're not even the same woman anymore.
[00:12:04]  Yeah, women already do this.
[00:12:06]  So when you see a guy go through this, the woman be like, man, I am sold.
[00:12:11]  50,000, that's it.
[00:12:14]  You know what I mean?
[00:12:16]  Yeah.
[00:12:17]  So, I don't think Dylan Mulvana is actually getting paid to do this.
[00:12:22]  I just think he's making a lot of money while doing this.
[00:12:25]  Yeah, people are supporting him, affirming himself to be a female guy.
[00:12:30]  Yeah.
[00:12:30]  Yeah.
[00:12:31]  I don't think he's actually doing this.
[00:12:33]  I don't think he's being paid to, you know, a lot of people think he's being paid to, you know, push this on kids and other people.
[00:12:41]  No, I just think he's naturally doing this.
[00:12:43]  He's got a huge fan base and people are just throwing things at him for free.
[00:12:46]  Yeah, and he's making a killer.
[00:12:48]  This dude is making a killer.
[00:12:51]  This dude is living American dreams.
[00:12:55]  Total mindfuck.
[00:12:56]  Your name is Dylan.
[00:12:57]  Hey, looking for Dylan.
[00:12:59]  Where's Dylan at?
[00:13:01]  Hey, I'm over here.
[00:13:03]  Hey!
[00:13:05]  You need to calm down.
[00:13:07]  Like, you sound like Crimean Frog, don't you?
[00:13:09]  Yeah, he's like, it's him, man.
[00:13:12]  It's him.
[00:13:13]  You're too theatrical when you talk.
[00:13:17]  You can't change him, though, man.
[00:13:18]  That's him.
[00:13:19]  You accept him for who he is.
[00:13:21]  I accept him for who he is.
[00:13:22]  Okay, then, man.
[00:13:23]  Let the man.
[00:13:24]  I mean, let the woman be.
[00:13:25]  Man, fuck it.

=== Living the American Dream (01:29) ===

[00:13:28]  How do y'all feel about this?
[00:13:32]  You know what?
[00:13:33]  Let me say something.
[00:13:34]  Shut up.
[00:13:34]  Let me do some talk.
[00:13:35]  You've been hogging all that time.
[00:13:36]  Like, I don't care, really.
[00:13:38]  I mean, it's his life.
[00:13:39]  I don't give a shit what he does.
[00:13:40]  Yeah, I just shut up.
[00:13:42]  I just don't like when they try to push this on like kids.
[00:13:45]  Like, he's of age.
[00:13:46]  I think he's over 21.
[00:13:47]  If you're over 21, 18 is still a little too young.
[00:13:50]  That's just my honest opinion.
[00:13:52]  But if you're over 21, you can do whatever you want.
[00:13:54]  As far as a kid, nope, you shouldn't.
[00:13:56]  Because look what Dylan's doing.
[00:13:57]  You're going to do this at a young age.
[00:13:59]  You could always change your mind later on in life if you really want to do it.
[00:14:03]  I mean, if you go through this too young, you might regret it.
[00:14:06]  So it's no rush.
[00:14:07]  Yeah, it's no rush.
[00:14:08]  Because look at Dylan.
[00:14:09]  He didn't do this when he was 12, 11, 10 years old.
[00:14:11]  Look, he looks just like a bitch.
[00:14:13]  Yeah.
[00:14:13]  You know?
[00:14:14]  So he get all kinds of action at the Glory Hole.
[00:14:17]  This is signs.
[00:14:23]  Because you know, you look through that hole, you'd be like, hold up.
[00:14:26]  Sue's back here.
[00:14:28]  Oh, okay.
[00:14:30]  Hold up.
[00:14:31]  Lightning was bad.
[00:14:32]  Let me look one more time.
[00:14:33]  Hold up.
[00:14:39]  Man, come on.
[00:14:41]  Where you at?
[00:14:41]  Where you going?
[00:14:44]  My lucky day.
[00:14:55]  That was a damn good show.
[00:14:56]  Yeah, man.