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Feb. 3, 2023 - Hodgetwins
05:20
Sam Smith is trolling.

Sam Smith is the focal point of a comedic dissection regarding his "amazing voice" and deliberate androgyny in a music video featuring men with Brazilian butts and crowns. The hosts debate whether conservative listeners are turned off by imagery of nipple stains and helicopter scenes, contrasting this with the artist's "flaming" gay identity. Ultimately, the segment highlights the complex intersection of vocal beauty, sexual expression, and the "fate of speech" in modern pop culture. [Automatically generated summary]

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Sam Smith's Controversial Performance 00:04:05
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
All right, today's topic is Sam Smith.
Damn superstar.
If I could sing like this dude, man, I'll be a superstar.
You know how many women we could get, man?
Oh, man.
I could have like a thousand women on Monday, another thousand on Tuesday, take some time off on Wednesday, have another thousand women on Thursday.
Take it easy on Friday, have about two, three hundred.
Saturday, take it off.
Then Sunday got to take that off.
It's lower today.
Gotta repent.
We joking over here.
He's got like one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard, though.
Yeah, that's sounding gay when you said that.
Yeah, because he's gay.
You can't compliment a gay man.
No, he doesn't have a beautiful voice.
He has an amazing voice.
Be masculine.
Yeah, it was gay, huh?
Beautiful voice.
Women have beautiful voices.
Yeah, men have amazing voices.
That sounds sexist, though.
I'm a man.
What are you, a misogynist?
Not a misogynist.
I'm just a man.
Hey, man.
So I can't say he has beautiful.
He has an amazing voice.
Yeah.
I got to get masculine.
Yeah.
Sam Smith's gay is starting to rub off on me.
Well, Sam Smith, he came out with this new...
Go ahead and pull it up.
I'm going to just keep talking.
Yeah, just keep talking.
Yeah.
Well, how beautiful.
Look at those women.
Those are not women.
Oh, man.
Man, you need to take the man out of that.
Just have the women in there.
Women, they're all men, ain't they?
How'd the man get them nice butts?
That's men?
Yeah, that's men.
They got, what, a Brazilian butt left or something?
No, I think some of them might be women.
No, those are all men.
I can tell totally Sam Smith is a man.
Yeah, he's making a horrible effort and trying to be an androgynous.
Hey, if you want to drink some wine, why don't you just put in a glass?
Why you got it squirting on your face?
See, this is what you should be doing, like this.
All the other stuff.
He is gay as hell.
But he's just a gay man now.
He's just a gay man.
No man's supposed to look that passionate through his eyes like that.
What is going on in this video?
Cut off, cut off, cut off.
You're going to burn in hell for eternity for this video.
This is too much.
You made NASA acts look like the Pope.
No, sister, a gay guy.
You know how women have that seductive when they look at you?
Yeah, but it's different when a man does it.
But when a dude does it, you'll be like, oh, man.
Yeah, because this is what Sam Smith is doing in this video.
It's not uncommon.
Women do it all the time.
But, you know, different when it's a man, when it's a man.
That's the only thing.
What's the name of the song, man?
I'm So Gay?
What's the name of the song?
I forget.
It's today for the song.
I don't want to make friends.
I'm not here to make friends.
It was a nice song, but that video, man, it kind of tarnished your music because now when I listen to this song, thinking about all these dudes bent over and you taking, getting something squirt in your face, man, now I can't even listen to the song anymore.
Got hearts on there.
I mean, I think you're doing yourself a disservice.
No, he's not.
He is.
He turns a lot of people off from this.
I mean, if you're gay, you're going to like this.
If you're a whore, you like this.
If you're promiscuous, you're, you know.
I mean, if...
Well, if people just...
He's not turning people away.
He's turning people away.
Well, when people, not politically, but when people are like conservative and they appreciate your voice, and when they see you aligning yourself with this kind of entertainment, with this kind of image, then it turns them off.
But I don't think it has to be anything conservative.
It could be liberal.
No, I'm not saying politically.
Just a single conservative.
It has nothing to do with politics.
Yeah, yeah.
Just conservative people that just like, I don't know.
But I don't think he's not doing it for everybody.
I think when he first came out, maybe he was more open to being for everybody, but now he just wants to be himself.
Turning People Away From Queens 00:01:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he was high.
He wants to be a flaming.
I mean, on fire gay.
He even holding it back.
As soon as you look at him, he's like.
Hey, can you go to the beginning of the video?
Am I doing it right?
What?
Yeah, that's Jeffrey Dharma Gay right there.
Here you go.
Hey, go to the beginning of the video.
I don't know why you got them stains over your nipples.
You kind of look like you got titties, don't you?
Hey, why are we looking at this again?
No, the very beginning.
Not all this.
It was the dudes, ain't it?
What's up with the thing pulled down your chest?
It's supposed to be over your chest.
Got some crown like he the queen.
We got the queen over here.
We got the queen Sam Smith over here.
Hey, the very beginning of the video, can you put up he's on the helicopter?
No, I didn't.
I didn't put that in.
Oh, you didn't send all that?
Oh, I didn't send all that.
Well, here's an image of it.
You can put it up and post.
Well, what about this image?
Oh, well, when I saw this, I said, Well, hold on to your panties.
Hold on to your panties.
is fate of speech.
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