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Feb. 2, 2023 - Hodgetwins
05:22
The Milwaukee Buck Decided To Go Woke!

Hodgetwins dissect the Milwaukee Bucks' halftime show, contrasting "chill eaters" with provocative 6'4" drag queens in green and yellow skirts. They argue that NBA profanity and violence, exemplified by the ignored white fan in the Malice at the Palace documentary, logically necessitate such performances. Ultimately, the hosts conclude that the league's lack of family-friendly standards validates these controversial displays rather than condemning them. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: nvidia/parakeet-tdt-0.6b-v2, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
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Provocative Dress and Chill Eaters 00:03:05
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
You got a damn good show.
The Milwaukee Bucks.
Yeah, this halftime show, ain't it?
They had a halftime show, and during the halftime show, not only they got the chill eaters.
See, you can see the chillies standing right off to the left in the black.
You sure that's a chill eater?
No, those are chill eaters.
You can't tell these days.
Yeah, no, those are the Milwaukee Buck Chill Eaters right there.
I can see them.
See them right there in black?
Yeah, they look, you know, good.
But they was having some kind of pride night or pride month or something.
Who was the other two huge women?
It was some big-ass women.
Yeah, that's a two-couple drag.
Them women big as hell.
How big are them women about 6'3, 6'4?
Ain't they about 220?
They're like wide receivers.
Yeah, there was drag.
They had a drag for perform.
Hold up.
Calm down.
Your anxiety's kicking in.
Yeah, they had a drag performance during halftime of the NBA game.
During halftime?
Yeah, this was during halftime.
During halftime at an NBA basketball?
Check it out.
Yeah.
See, the women, see how the chill eaters are dancing, but look at the drags.
They dress more provocatively.
Not gonna lie, the one in the green skirt ain't half bad, you know.
How about the one in yellow?
She's too big for me.
She's about three times my size.
Well, you would, I didn't, I would.
I'm being facetious.
You think I'm being serious?
Yeah, look, seriously, but seriously, if you...
They look like women, though.
No, but seriously, if you didn't tell me, I would think those were women.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I am kind of far away.
You know what I'm saying?
I bet you how many of those people in the crowd...
You got to get up close, Keith.
Then you start to see that stubble.
Then you start to see them features.
You can fool me about 200 yards away.
But when I get right up on them, like, wait a minute.
Your damn jawline looks hard as shit.
That damn Addis Apple look big as hell.
You got some damn shoulders on your ass.
What's up with them big ass hands you got, bitch?
No, but I mean, you look at the chill eaters, look at the chiliers, how they were performing.
Then you look at the drag queens.
That's what they like to be called, right?
Drag queens?
Drag apples.
That was drag now.
Drag queens.
Okay, you got the chill eaters.
You see how they perform.
And then you look at the drag queens.
There's a stark difference.
Yeah, the chill eaters, they dressed a certain way.
Yeah.
I mean, the reason why you have those chill eaters dressed a certain way, because you don't want them to be oversexualized.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Or you would feel that the chiliers are being inappropriate.
Why do they have to dress that way when a man can dress and do whatever he wants?
It's a man's world.
That's why.
It's a man's world.
It's a patriarchy.
Damn, James Brown made that was like, yeah, this is a man's world.
You live in a patriarchy.
A patriarchy.
That's why men can do it and women can't.
That's why men can't compete against females.
It's a patriarchy.
And women, they're, you know, they're easily manipulated.
Drag Queens vs Patriarchy 00:02:17
That's not what they think, though.
No, I was being facetious.
Okay.
You have me going there for a second.
What?
Hey, but if you ever went to an NBA game, those words that come out those players' mouths, they cussing.
They calling each other niggas.
Hey, niggas, stop father.
It's like you at the damn park.
Hey, get off me.
In your face, nigga.
The people, that's why you can't, they don't have mics by the court.
These niggas are cussing the whole game.
There's no standards of what they can and cannot say on the court.
I mean, this is the next logical thing to occur.
Drag queens.
Got a bunch of niggas out there cussing each other out.
Father becoming all violent.
We should have seen this coming.
Y'all remember that game?
It was Detroit against Indiana Pacers.
Was it the Indiana Pacers, that big fight?
Yeah, it was in the Palace.
You know, they did a documentary on that on Netflix.
They call it, what was it called?
The Malice at the Palace.
The Malice at the Palace.
It was fit for the Platform.
Which is kind of crazy, though, because they made it out like black people were...
If you look at the documentary, it was messed up.
What?
Because they was talking down about the players saying they're animals, they're criminals, they're thugs.
And then a white guy in the stadium started everything.
Threw a bill on one of them.
He threw a bill and started everything.
But they was calling all the players thugs, criminals, mental illness, and all this.
When a white person actually...
Well, that did look crazy as hell.
Yeah.
I remember one of the basketball players, a fat dude, came on the court, said, what's up?
Then that dude said, knocked that fat ass off as one of the fans or something.
Yeah, you shouldn't walk onto the...
Anyway, let's get back to the damn thing.
But this is why I brought that up.
At the basketball game, that's not actually a family-friendly place to begin with.
Yeah, it's not.
There's a lot of cursing going on.
I remember they had a mic.
They picked up something.
LeBron, get the- get the fuck
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