Lizzo confronts body-shaming discourse in her latest video, challenging societal beauty standards while sparking debate on health risks versus body positivity. The hosts reference Jamie Lopez's death and compare physical appearances to Marilyn Monroe and Stephen Hawking, acknowledging cosmetic trends like BBLs and lip injections. Despite joking about the "lip pandemic" and debating whether Lizzo should lose weight for longevity, they ultimately defend her right to exist without conforming to narrow ideals, highlighting the tension between free speech and harmful criticism in modern culture. [Automatically generated summary]
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Lizzo As A Modern Philosopher00:09:33
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Lizzo wants to show you her body again.
Yeah, she's a philosopher, man.
A philosopher.
Yeah, she is.
She's going to share her philosophies, man.
She's a modern day philosopher.
She's an influencer.
She ain't like the philosophers in the old days, you know?
Like Socrates and like Aristotle and Plato.
You know, Plato.
Is it Plato or Plato?
Plato sounds like the stuff in Plato.
Not Play-Doh, Plato.
I said, put the D in her.
Plato.
But anyway, this is what she had to say.
Check it out.
Course around bodies is officially tired.
The discourse around bodies is tired.
I have seen comments go from, oh my gosh, I liked you when you were thick.
Why'd you lose weight?
To, oh my gosh, why'd you get a BBL?
I liked your body before.
To, oh my gosh, you're so big.
Oh, you need to lose weight.
But for your health, to, oh, my gosh, you're so little.
You need to get acid titties or something.
So, oh, my gosh, why does she get all that work done?
It's just too much work.
Are we okay?
Do you see the delusion?
Do we realize that artists are not here to fit into your beauty standards?
Artists are here to make art.
And this body is art.
And I'm going to do whatever I want with this body.
I wish that comments costed y'all money.
So we can see how much time we are fucking wasting on the wrong thing.
Can we leave that shit back there, please?
Yeah, so I guess she's criticizing.
Man, where is she at, man?
That's beautiful back there.
Probably a house.
She's like Mountain St. Helens back there.
Probably that big old mountain like a volcano, man.
Yeah, it's probably her house.
I seen pictures of her.
It's like, she got a view in there.
She lives in a desert, don't she?
No.
I thought she lived in the desert.
Shut up.
But anyway, I guess she's talking about she's like going through social media, looking at other famous people's comment sections, and people like always complain about other people's bodies.
Yeah, well, they're offering some criticism.
They're not complaining, they criticize.
They criticize.
It's a free country.
We got First Amendment.
Right?
So I guess she takes offense to that.
Well, people, people are hypnotized by celebrities.
And a lot of people live through their favorite celebrity.
Oh, you shouldn't have did this.
Oh, man, what'd you do to your lips?
Oh, man, you like a duck.
Oh, man, what's that stuff you do?
Oh, man.
You see these girls when they get their lips done?
Yeah, they look.
They take my lips.
It makes them sick out.
And the way they talk him, like, as soon as you look at him, you think one thing.
I wish you would just...
But that's why they get it.
You know?
And some women get their butts done.
Well, wait a minute.
Let me finish.
No, this stay on the lips for a while.
This is a pandemic.
It's just reaching proportions right now.
A lip pandemic?
Yeah.
Some women put too much stuff in their lips, man.
What do they put in there?
What is that?
Collagen?
Yeah, collagen.
What is that?
They put them collagen lips.
They want their lips nice and full because they know dudes like girls with full lips.
You know what?
Ain't nobody.
Yeah, it's attractive.
It's appealing.
I mean, think about it.
You meet a girl, she like this.
Hi.
Looks can be deceiving, man.
Huh?
Looks can be, you don't judge a book by course.
I had this big girl, right?
And she didn't have no lips.
No lips.
Swear to God, best blowjob I ever got.
I said, oh my God.
Room was spinning.
She wasn't much to look at neither.
My mushroom tip turned into Mountain St. Helens.
Explosions all over the place.
Hey, she wasn't much to look at neither.
She like, what's that dude?
Stephen Hawking.
Back in the sixth century.
No, hold on.
No, Kevin, she likes Stephen Hawkins.
You're taking things too far.
Stephen Hawking?
She looked like a Stephen Hawking that was six foot two and could stand up and had glasses that was thick as like damn Coke bottles.
It's so thick.
She's she.
I can't believe you did that.
Hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
There we go, beauty.
When she was looking up with me, them big, them big trifles, them bitty ass eyes.
Like damn Meal House.
Like Meal House.
She had eyes like Meal House.
Well, you was 18 at the time.
You're 19, 18.
But anyway, back to what Lizzo's saying.
I mean, there's a lot of truth to what she said.
I mean, it's like truth to what she's saying.
Yeah.
But then the reason why she, the whole point of her doing this video, she wasn't really trying to hit on that.
She's just trying to show all this off again.
That's what you was really trying to do.
Hey, bring a picture up.
Can you bring up a steel picture, Lizzo?
Yeah, just bring up the video and just scan in on it.
Yeah, you got to scan it on it.
She scanning wide enough.
No, I wanted to take up the whole screen.
No, I want to see the background.
It's beautiful.
I ain't trying to look at some trees.
There's like a volcano's behind her, man.
Huh?
It's beautiful, man.
What you tell them about?
All right, we have some technical difficulties.
Shit ain't coming up.
Producer just said the shit ain't coming up.
Well, what she said was true.
See how beautiful it is back there?
If she would move the hell out the way, you can see the mountain back there.
Where'd that come from?
Oh, this is a different.
This is a different image.
Would you?
Man, she got some big-ass hands, don't she?
I want to see the view.
I bet she can palm a basketball.
It's how big her hands are.
The discourse around bodies is officially titan.
All right, now pause it and scan.
You see the volcano?
The bottoms back here?
It's beautiful.
Yes, that's our house.
That's our house?
That's our house.
That thing ain't a house.
I see huts back there.
All right, she's on vacation.
Hey, can you pose?
Oh my gosh, you're so big.
Oh, my.
You need to lose weight.
But for your health, to all of us.
She's just trying to show that off.
Cut off.
That's enough.
I mean, I guess she's just trying to spread this whole body positivity thing.
There's nothing wrong with a little body positivity.
Yeah, being comfortable in your own body.
Yeah, let me say something.
She's just, that's the whole point.
That's the whole point of body positivity is you to be comfortable in your own skin.
Yeah.
But you shouldn't be that comfortable.
What are you talking about?
She shouldn't be that comfortable.
It's a free country.
No, I'm just saying.
You either believe in the First Amendment or you don't.
No.
That's freedom, right?
It was like this one TV show.
It was one of these.
She was like a big girl.
She was all about body acceptance and body acceptance and all that good stuff.
And she died.
You had a heart attack, right?
Yeah, a damn heart blew up in the chest because she was like 500, 600 pounds.
Yeah, her arms were like this, about 35 inches round.
That was a huge girl.
Yeah, keep bringing that up.
That was a big girl.
And she died.
She was one of the biggest purveyors of body positivity.
Yeah, she died.
She had a heart attack.
Yeah, her name was Jamie Lopez.
Jamie Lopez.
She's a beautiful woman.
Man, shut up.
She was.
Yeah, she's pretty in the face.
Yeah, she's pretty in the face.
I guess, yeah, man, what you talking about?
I mean, she's a beautiful woman, man.
She's beautiful.
What the hell is beautiful to you?
What are you talking about?
What you quit.
Get your leg off me.
What, you think she's unattractive?
She's average.
I wish she's average.
Oh, that girl I was dating like Stephen Hawking.
Well, that was hideous.
That's not average.
That was below average.
I didn't even register.
I wouldn't say that.
You conferred to that damn one you was telling me about.
Bring up Jamie Lopez.
That's not average, man.
Come on, man.
You're being tough on.
That's not average.
That's an average fat woman right there.
That woman behind her, Mary Monroe, man.
That one was hot.
Yeah, that was hot.
Bring back up Marilyn Monroe.
Bring back up Marilyn.
That's all kinds of white privilege back there.
Scan in on that.
Yeah, can you scan in on that?
There you go.
Move Jamie out the way.
That's good enough.
That's good enough.
Well, I'm just saying, I wouldn't say.
Marilyn's average.
I wouldn't say Jamie Lopez is average.
I would say she's a...
Like, average is five, right?
I give her five and a half.
She's above average.
Yeah, don't worry about bring up Jamie Lopez.
God rest her soul.
But she was like, I think she was around 600 pounds.
I don't know how much Lizzo weighed.
600 pounds?
Yeah.
You know, that's three of us?
Well, three of me.
Well, that's.
Two and a half of you.
No, let's do the math on this.
230.
230 is 460.
That's both of us and a half another one of us.
Just walking around.
Just walk around.
That's unhealthy.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess Lizzo, I think the whole point Lizzo did this video is to make her size more acceptable.
Which is nothing wrong with you accepting your body and being comfortable in your head.
But you need to drop about 200 pounds.
Yeah, you should get comfortable with that.
The Weight Comparison Math00:00:59
Yeah.
And I mean, for the sake of your, for sake of longevity of your life, man, you could, you could, you could use to lose about a couple hundred.
How much you think she weigh?
No, she ain't six.
No, she ain't six.
She's about four.
You six.
Once you hit four, you have trouble walking.
This girl looks like she doing jumping jacks.
Who, Lizzo?
Yeah, Lizzo will be jumping back.
I've seen some big people do a backflip.
I bet she can't do no damn job.
Hell no, she can't do no backflip.
Break her damn spine.
Falling back her hair.
She gone.
Lizzo gone.
I'm just saying, for someone bigger shit, she moves around pretty good.
Move around damn good.
She move around better than me some days.
Nah, nah, nah, you just lying right there.
Yeah, shit.
You ain't seen me.
Nah, nah.
So let's say me and you together.
We with Lizzo, we out here chopping it up and a line coming in.
Who you think gonna get away?
Well, Lizzo ain't getting away because that lion see all that meat over there.