Hodgetwins - WATCH LIZZO ABSOLUTELY CRUSH BODY-SHAMERS
Aired: 2023-01-15
Duration: 10:33


=== Lizzo As A Modern Philosopher (09:33) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:01]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  Lizzo wants to show you her body again.
[00:00:06]  Yeah, she's a philosopher, man.
[00:00:08]  A philosopher.
[00:00:10]  Yeah, she is.
[00:00:13]  She's going to share her philosophies, man.
[00:00:15]  She's a modern day philosopher.
[00:00:16]  She's an influencer.
[00:00:17]  She ain't like the philosophers in the old days, you know?
[00:00:20]  Like Socrates and like Aristotle and Plato.
[00:00:26]  You know, Plato.
[00:00:28]  Is it Plato or Plato?
[00:00:32]  Plato sounds like the stuff in Plato.
[00:00:35]  Not Play-Doh, Plato.
[00:00:39]  I said, put the D in her.
[00:00:41]  Plato.
[00:00:44]  But anyway, this is what she had to say.
[00:00:46]  Check it out.
[00:00:47]  Course around bodies is officially tired.
[00:00:50]  The discourse around bodies is tired.
[00:00:54]  I have seen comments go from, oh my gosh, I liked you when you were thick.
[00:00:58]  Why'd you lose weight?
[00:00:59]  To, oh my gosh, why'd you get a BBL?
[00:01:01]  I liked your body before.
[00:01:02]  To, oh my gosh, you're so big.
[00:01:05]  Oh, you need to lose weight.
[00:01:06]  But for your health, to, oh, my gosh, you're so little.
[00:01:09]  You need to get acid titties or something.
[00:01:11]  So, oh, my gosh, why does she get all that work done?
[00:01:14]  It's just too much work.
[00:01:15]  Are we okay?
[00:01:18]  Do you see the delusion?
[00:01:21]  Do we realize that artists are not here to fit into your beauty standards?
[00:01:25]  Artists are here to make art.
[00:01:28]  And this body is art.
[00:01:31]  And I'm going to do whatever I want with this body.
[00:01:36]  I wish that comments costed y'all money.
[00:01:39]  So we can see how much time we are fucking wasting on the wrong thing.
[00:01:43]  Can we leave that shit back there, please?
[00:01:46]  Yeah, so I guess she's criticizing.
[00:01:48]  Man, where is she at, man?
[00:01:49]  That's beautiful back there.
[00:01:50]  Probably a house.
[00:01:51]  She's like Mountain St. Helens back there.
[00:01:53]  Probably that big old mountain like a volcano, man.
[00:01:55]  Yeah, it's probably her house.
[00:01:56]  I seen pictures of her.
[00:01:58]  It's like, she got a view in there.
[00:01:59]  She lives in a desert, don't she?
[00:02:00]  No.
[00:02:01]  I thought she lived in the desert.
[00:02:02]  Shut up.
[00:02:04]  But anyway, I guess she's talking about she's like going through social media, looking at other famous people's comment sections, and people like always complain about other people's bodies.
[00:02:13]  Yeah, well, they're offering some criticism.
[00:02:15]  They're not complaining, they criticize.
[00:02:16]  They criticize.
[00:02:17]  It's a free country.
[00:02:18]  We got First Amendment.
[00:02:20]  Right?
[00:02:21]  So I guess she takes offense to that.
[00:02:23]  Well, people, people are hypnotized by celebrities.
[00:02:26]  And a lot of people live through their favorite celebrity.
[00:02:29]  Oh, you shouldn't have did this.
[00:02:30]  Oh, man, what'd you do to your lips?
[00:02:31]  Oh, man, you like a duck.
[00:02:33]  Oh, man, what's that stuff you do?
[00:02:35]  Oh, man.
[00:02:35]  You see these girls when they get their lips done?
[00:02:38]  Yeah, they look.
[00:02:41]  They take my lips.
[00:02:46]  It makes them sick out.
[00:02:47]  And the way they talk him, like, as soon as you look at him, you think one thing.
[00:02:50]  I wish you would just...
[00:02:53]  But that's why they get it.
[00:02:54]  You know?
[00:02:56]  And some women get their butts done.
[00:02:58]  Well, wait a minute.
[00:03:00]  Let me finish.
[00:03:01]  No, this stay on the lips for a while.
[00:03:06]  This is a pandemic.
[00:03:08]  It's just reaching proportions right now.
[00:03:10]  A lip pandemic?
[00:03:12]  Yeah.
[00:03:14]  Some women put too much stuff in their lips, man.
[00:03:16]  What do they put in there?
[00:03:18]  What is that?
[00:03:19]  Collagen?
[00:03:20]  Yeah, collagen.
[00:03:22]  What is that?
[00:03:22]  They put them collagen lips.
[00:03:24]  They want their lips nice and full because they know dudes like girls with full lips.
[00:03:28]  You know what?
[00:03:28]  Ain't nobody.
[00:03:29]  Yeah, it's attractive.
[00:03:31]  It's appealing.
[00:03:31]  I mean, think about it.
[00:03:32]  You meet a girl, she like this.
[00:03:34]  Hi.
[00:03:36]  Looks can be deceiving, man.
[00:03:38]  Huh?
[00:03:38]  Looks can be, you don't judge a book by course.
[00:03:40]  I had this big girl, right?
[00:03:42]  And she didn't have no lips.
[00:03:43]  No lips.
[00:03:44]  Swear to God, best blowjob I ever got.
[00:03:47]  I said, oh my God.
[00:03:49]  Room was spinning.
[00:03:51]  She wasn't much to look at neither.
[00:03:52]  My mushroom tip turned into Mountain St. Helens.
[00:03:55]  Explosions all over the place.
[00:03:57]  Hey, she wasn't much to look at neither.
[00:03:58]  She like, what's that dude?
[00:04:00]  Stephen Hawking.
[00:04:01]  Back in the sixth century.
[00:04:02]  No, hold on.
[00:04:03]  No, Kevin, she likes Stephen Hawkins.
[00:04:05]  You're taking things too far.
[00:04:06]  Stephen Hawking?
[00:04:08]  She looked like a Stephen Hawking that was six foot two and could stand up and had glasses that was thick as like damn Coke bottles.
[00:04:14]  It's so thick.
[00:04:16]  She's she.
[00:04:20]  I can't believe you did that.
[00:04:22]  Hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
[00:04:24]  There we go, beauty.
[00:04:25]  When she was looking up with me, them big, them big trifles, them bitty ass eyes.
[00:04:30]  Like damn Meal House.
[00:04:34]  Like Meal House.
[00:04:35]  She had eyes like Meal House.
[00:04:40]  Well, you was 18 at the time.
[00:04:41]  You're 19, 18.
[00:04:42]  But anyway, back to what Lizzo's saying.
[00:04:44]  I mean, there's a lot of truth to what she said.
[00:04:46]  I mean, it's like truth to what she's saying.
[00:04:47]  Yeah.
[00:04:48]  But then the reason why she, the whole point of her doing this video, she wasn't really trying to hit on that.
[00:04:52]  She's just trying to show all this off again.
[00:04:55]  That's what you was really trying to do.
[00:04:56]  Hey, bring a picture up.
[00:04:57]  Can you bring up a steel picture, Lizzo?
[00:04:59]  Yeah, just bring up the video and just scan in on it.
[00:05:01]  Yeah, you got to scan it on it.
[00:05:02]  She scanning wide enough.
[00:05:04]  No, I wanted to take up the whole screen.
[00:05:07]  No, I want to see the background.
[00:05:08]  It's beautiful.
[00:05:09]  I ain't trying to look at some trees.
[00:05:10]  There's like a volcano's behind her, man.
[00:05:13]  Huh?
[00:05:14]  It's beautiful, man.
[00:05:15]  What you tell them about?
[00:05:19]  All right, we have some technical difficulties.
[00:05:23]  Shit ain't coming up.
[00:05:24]  Producer just said the shit ain't coming up.
[00:05:31]  Well, what she said was true.
[00:05:32]  See how beautiful it is back there?
[00:05:34]  If she would move the hell out the way, you can see the mountain back there.
[00:05:37]  Where'd that come from?
[00:05:39]  Oh, this is a different.
[00:05:40]  This is a different image.
[00:05:41]  Would you?
[00:05:43]  Man, she got some big-ass hands, don't she?
[00:05:47]  I want to see the view.
[00:05:48]  I bet she can palm a basketball.
[00:05:52]  It's how big her hands are.
[00:05:54]  The discourse around bodies is officially titan.
[00:05:58]  All right, now pause it and scan.
[00:06:00]  You see the volcano?
[00:06:01]  The bottoms back here?
[00:06:02]  It's beautiful.
[00:06:03]  Yes, that's our house.
[00:06:04]  That's our house?
[00:06:05]  That's our house.
[00:06:06]  That thing ain't a house.
[00:06:07]  I see huts back there.
[00:06:10]  All right, she's on vacation.
[00:06:11]  Hey, can you pose?
[00:06:12]  Oh my gosh, you're so big.
[00:06:13]  Oh, my.
[00:06:14]  You need to lose weight.
[00:06:15]  But for your health, to all of us.
[00:06:17]  She's just trying to show that off.
[00:06:18]  Cut off.
[00:06:19]  That's enough.
[00:06:23]  I mean, I guess she's just trying to spread this whole body positivity thing.
[00:06:27]  There's nothing wrong with a little body positivity.
[00:06:30]  Yeah, being comfortable in your own body.
[00:06:34]  Yeah, let me say something.
[00:06:35]  She's just, that's the whole point.
[00:06:37]  That's the whole point of body positivity is you to be comfortable in your own skin.
[00:06:42]  Yeah.
[00:06:42]  But you shouldn't be that comfortable.
[00:06:46]  What are you talking about?
[00:06:46]  She shouldn't be that comfortable.
[00:06:47]  It's a free country.
[00:06:48]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:06:49]  You either believe in the First Amendment or you don't.
[00:06:52]  No.
[00:06:52]  That's freedom, right?
[00:06:53]  It was like this one TV show.
[00:06:55]  It was one of these.
[00:06:56]  She was like a big girl.
[00:06:58]  She was all about body acceptance and body acceptance and all that good stuff.
[00:07:03]  And she died.
[00:07:04]  You had a heart attack, right?
[00:07:05]  Yeah, a damn heart blew up in the chest because she was like 500, 600 pounds.
[00:07:09]  Yeah, her arms were like this, about 35 inches round.
[00:07:12]  That was a huge girl.
[00:07:13]  Yeah, keep bringing that up.
[00:07:14]  That was a big girl.
[00:07:15]  And she died.
[00:07:16]  She was one of the biggest purveyors of body positivity.
[00:07:20]  Yeah, she died.
[00:07:20]  She had a heart attack.
[00:07:21]  Yeah, her name was Jamie Lopez.
[00:07:23]  Jamie Lopez.
[00:07:24]  She's a beautiful woman.
[00:07:26]  Man, shut up.
[00:07:27]  She was.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, she's pretty in the face.
[00:07:30]  Yeah, she's pretty in the face.
[00:07:32]  I guess, yeah, man, what you talking about?
[00:07:34]  I mean, she's a beautiful woman, man.
[00:07:35]  She's beautiful.
[00:07:37]  What the hell is beautiful to you?
[00:07:39]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:40]  What you quit.
[00:07:41]  Get your leg off me.
[00:07:43]  What, you think she's unattractive?
[00:07:45]  She's average.
[00:07:47]  I wish she's average.
[00:07:49]  Oh, that girl I was dating like Stephen Hawking.
[00:07:51]  Well, that was hideous.
[00:07:52]  That's not average.
[00:07:53]  That was below average.
[00:07:55]  I didn't even register.
[00:07:58]  I wouldn't say that.
[00:08:01]  You conferred to that damn one you was telling me about.
[00:08:04]  Bring up Jamie Lopez.
[00:08:05]  That's not average, man.
[00:08:06]  Come on, man.
[00:08:08]  You're being tough on.
[00:08:09]  That's not average.
[00:08:09]  That's an average fat woman right there.
[00:08:13]  That woman behind her, Mary Monroe, man.
[00:08:15]  That one was hot.
[00:08:15]  Yeah, that was hot.
[00:08:16]  Bring back up Marilyn Monroe.
[00:08:19]  Bring back up Marilyn.
[00:08:21]  That's all kinds of white privilege back there.
[00:08:24]  Scan in on that.
[00:08:25]  Yeah, can you scan in on that?
[00:08:27]  There you go.
[00:08:27]  Move Jamie out the way.
[00:08:31]  That's good enough.
[00:08:32]  That's good enough.
[00:08:34]  Well, I'm just saying, I wouldn't say.
[00:08:36]  Marilyn's average.
[00:08:37]  I wouldn't say Jamie Lopez is average.
[00:08:39]  I would say she's a...
[00:08:40]  Like, average is five, right?
[00:08:42]  I give her five and a half.
[00:08:45]  She's above average.
[00:08:47]  Yeah, don't worry about bring up Jamie Lopez.
[00:08:49]  God rest her soul.
[00:08:50]  But she was like, I think she was around 600 pounds.
[00:08:53]  I don't know how much Lizzo weighed.
[00:08:54]  600 pounds?
[00:08:56]  Yeah.
[00:08:56]  You know, that's three of us?
[00:08:58]  Well, three of me.
[00:08:59]  Well, that's.
[00:09:00]  Two and a half of you.
[00:09:02]  No, let's do the math on this.
[00:09:03]  230.
[00:09:04]  230 is 460.
[00:09:07]  That's both of us and a half another one of us.
[00:09:11]  Just walking around.
[00:09:12]  Just walk around.
[00:09:15]  That's unhealthy.
[00:09:16]  Yeah.
[00:09:17]  I mean, I guess Lizzo, I think the whole point Lizzo did this video is to make her size more acceptable.
[00:09:26]  Which is nothing wrong with you accepting your body and being comfortable in your head.
[00:09:30]  But you need to drop about 200 pounds.
[00:09:32]  Yeah, you should get comfortable with that.

=== The Weight Comparison Math (00:59) ===

[00:09:34]  Yeah.
[00:09:35]  And I mean, for the sake of your, for sake of longevity of your life, man, you could, you could, you could use to lose about a couple hundred.
[00:09:43]  How much you think she weigh?
[00:09:46]  No, she ain't six.
[00:09:47]  No, she ain't six.
[00:09:48]  She's about four.
[00:09:49]  You six.
[00:09:49]  Once you hit four, you have trouble walking.
[00:09:51]  This girl looks like she doing jumping jacks.
[00:09:53]  Who, Lizzo?
[00:09:54]  Yeah, Lizzo will be jumping back.
[00:09:55]  I've seen some big people do a backflip.
[00:09:59]  I bet she can't do no damn job.
[00:10:00]  Hell no, she can't do no backflip.
[00:10:02]  Break her damn spine.
[00:10:05]  Falling back her hair.
[00:10:06]  She gone.
[00:10:06]  Lizzo gone.
[00:10:07]  I'm just saying, for someone bigger shit, she moves around pretty good.
[00:10:10]  Move around damn good.
[00:10:11]  She move around better than me some days.
[00:10:13]  Nah, nah, nah, you just lying right there.
[00:10:16]  Yeah, shit.
[00:10:16]  You ain't seen me.
[00:10:17]  Nah, nah.
[00:10:18]  So let's say me and you together.
[00:10:19]  We with Lizzo, we out here chopping it up and a line coming in.
[00:10:22]  Who you think gonna get away?
[00:10:25]  Well, Lizzo ain't getting away because that lion see all that meat over there.
[00:10:30]  What you talking about?
[00:10:32]  You say she moved better than you.