Hodgetwins dissect a Twitter feud between Caitlin Jenner and Dylan Mulvaney, framing it as two men competing to be the superior woman. The host champions Jenner as the "sanest transgender" figure for opposing child puberty blockers, while condemning Mulvaney's video about normalizing visible genital bulges in shopping shorts. After Jenner criticized the exposure of genitals and joked about Mulvaney being "trans with a penis," the host mocks Mulvaney's claims about tucking difficulties, labeling him a potential flasher. Ultimately, the segment argues that rational opposition to harmful normalization is essential for protecting children from inappropriate trans advocacy. [Automatically generated summary]
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Two Men Fighting Over Womanhood00:08:41
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
So Caitlin Jenna and Dylan Mulvaney, they're in a Twitter fight.
Yeah.
They're fighting over who can be the...
They're fighting who's the better woman.
Yeah.
Two men fighting over who's the better woman.
Hey, hey, Caitlin.
Hey, man, I support you.
Big fan over here.
Hope us.
Harsh twins, big fans.
Big fans, Caitlin.
Yeah.
You doing?
You're doing God's work.
Shut up.
She don't, man.
She's the sanest transgender we have in the United States of America.
She's doing God's work.
You should do God.
You should throw God in there.
Hey, God work in mysterious ways.
Yeah, you're like the sanest trans I've ever seen.
I mean, even though you chopped your dick off and you're living life as a woman, I think.
Well, why are you saying things you don't know, man?
Well, I might be wrong.
But when a man starts walking around and calling himself a lesbian, that is crazy.
Well, it's not crazy.
Well, she's, you don't, you don't understand Caitlin unless you walked a mile in them high heels she wearing.
Yeah, but anyway, anyway, we big fans, Caitlin.
You're doing God's work.
Keep doing what you're doing.
You're making a change.
You tell these damn, you tell these damn transgenders how it's done.
So Caitlin and Dylan Mulvaney got into a fight, and it all started with this Dylan Mulvaney video.
Yeah, check it out.
74 being a girl, round of applause for the makeup.
And I wore this outfit shopping today, and I thought that these might be my new shopping shorts, but I was walking around and everyone was staring.
And I was like, oh, okay, what's going on?
And they were all staring directly at my crotch.
And I went, oh, I forgot that my crotch doesn't look like other women's crotches sometimes.
What?
You forgot?
It doesn't look like a little Barbie pocket.
And I thought, okay, Dylan, you have some options here.
Number one, you can stop wearing clothes that fit like this and just find looser fitting items.
Number two, I can do a tuck, which is going to have to be a whole other video, but it's very painful and involved of a.
Or number three, I just normalize it and I wear clothes like this.
And we all just normalize women having bulges sometimes because we're coming up on bikini season, baby.
And you might see a bulge or two.
So normalize the bulge.
We are normalizing the bulge.
Women can have bulges and that's okay.
We're not going to stare at their crotches while they're wearing their little shopping shorts at the mall.
Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
That crazy bitch actually got a singing voice.
Hey, Keith.
Man, you gonna blow your head off?
Might as well, man.
The world's gonna come to an end real quick.
How you forget you got a cock?
Oh, I forgot I got a cock.
How you forget?
You ever forget you got a cock?
Oh, I forgot I'm a cock.
I have a cock.
Yeah, it's not socially acceptable for men to walk around with that dick just laying on the side of their leg.
I always like tuck mine.
You can't like, I could be, I could have, like, when I walk around, you don't see nothing.
Yeah.
Because it's tucked straight down.
Who walks around with a cockman on their leg like you?
And you pretending to be a woman.
Hell, I'm a better woman than you.
But so Caitlin responds.
Who the hell doesn't know how to tuck?
So Caitlin responds with the tweet.
There is a difference between acceptance and tolerance and normalizing exposing your genitals in a public way in a public place.
I do not support that at all in the slightest.
Dylan, congrats, you're transfer for penis.
Now, that was a sane response.
That's why I'm a big fan of Caitlin, man.
Big fan.
She's sane, huh?
She's sane.
She got brains.
She's smart.
She's a very intelligent woman.
That's why I'm a big fan.
Big fan, man.
If I ever see you, I'm getting a picture and I'm getting an autograph.
Shut up.
And it's going on.
Instagram is going everywhere.
Hey, Kevin, because I support the LGBTQ community.
I support those people.
I support the alphabet people, you know.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What do you mean what I'm talking about?
That was the same rational tweet.
We should not normalize it.
You shouldn't.
It's common sense, really.
I'm a big fan of common sense.
Anyway, so Dylan Mulvaney got pissed off after seeing this response.
It pissed him off.
Why would this piss off anybody?
It was the same response, but we all know Dylan Mulvaney is not a sane person.
Did you sound in that video?
He's like, and you saw you saying, and that's why I get bigger so everybody can see his and hold damn mouth on the side of your face.
How do you do that?
But anyway, here's Dylan's response to Caitlin.
It's very immature.
Video is for Caitlin Jenner.
Hi, Caitlin.
I'm Dylan.
And we are two of the most privileged trans women in America at the moment.
And with that comes a lot of responsibility.
Yep, it does.
But then you decided to ridicule me very publicly.
Yep.
And honestly, this tweet didn't phase me all that much.
But then this one made me go, oh, not you calling me a he.
That is just, oh, terrible.
But you didn't stop there.
You said there is a difference between acceptance and tolerance and normalizing, exposing your genitals in a public way and a public place.
I do not support that at all, in the slightest.
Dylan, dot, dot, dot, congrats, you're trans with a penis.
Girl, you're making me sound like I'm some creepy flasher exposing myself.
That's what you are.
I was wearing perfectly normal shorts at a mall, and I've never been great with sarcasm, but I do think that last line was probably not an actual congrats.
And in this moment, I am not as comfortable talking about my private parts as I was when I made that video.
What?
And it felt like I got outed.
And I didn't fully know how to tuck that early on.
And I was still wearing men's Calvin Klein underwear.
What man doesn't know how to tuck?
Even straight men know how to tuck.
Where have you been?
It's like socially not acceptable for a man just to walk around with his dick laying on the side of his leg.
Yeah, no man walks around with a bulge.
I mean, sometimes you see some dudes with bulges.
No, but look, it's just man.
Keep in here cock staring, everybody.
Look at dudes' crotches.
What are you, a homosexual?
No, but I could tell in those shorts, he just had his dick laying on the side of his leg.
And stop calling them normal shorts.
You know how short and tight them shorts is?
And you're skinny and it's still tight.
Those are not normal shorts for a guy to wear.
I mean, for you to say that you don't know how to tuck, that's a lie.
I tuck.
I've been tucked.
I don't even know how long I've been tucking.
I know it's socially unacceptable for me to walk around with a bulge.
Who doesn't know that?
And like whether you're wearing boxers or briefs, I don't wear briefs, man.
I feel like it's choking my nuts.
But boxers, even the boxers, they like, all you have to do is tuck it down.
Yeah.
Just don't make sure it's laying on the side of your leg.
And you don't know how to tuck.
Well, them transgenders, man, they've been going on.
No, you trying to.
Above and beyond.
They be trying to, they take that tip and wrap it and tape it on the bottom of that lower back.
They try to make that crotch look like a Barbie pouch.
Yeah, but you said it yourself.
You're trying to normalize this.
That's why you did it.
So why are you saying you don't know how to talk?
You're like lying and making up excuses why you did what you did.
And you just totally, anybody with a rational brain, see you're just lying to make yourself feel better.
The Art of Tucking00:01:05
You're trying to normalize this.
That's not normal.
That's why Caitlin went off on your puck ass.
That's why I'm a big fan of Caitlin.
Big fan over here.
She's starting to grow on you, huh?
Yeah, man.
She's been growing on me.
I mean, Caitlin's against like men competing against women.
I mean.
She's against the drugs to prevent you from going into puberty, child muting.
And kids.
She's against all that.
So she's a sane transgender.
If an adult wants to grow up and be like Caitlin Jenner, okay, that's fine.
Yeah.
But you shouldn't push that on kids.
Like Dylan Mulvaney pushing shit on kids.
Now he's trying to push bulges on people as a woman.
Yeah.
You said.
Total psychopath.
You said something very important.
With your fan base, you got over 8 million followers.
It carries a lot of responsibility.
You can either make transgenders like freaks or you can make them look more normal.
You're making them look like freaks debauchery, like they're antisocial, like they're the scum.
You try to normalize, walk around with a bulge.
Well, she's the typical transgender that thinks Drag Queen story out, dancing with kids is normal.