Hodgetwins - Two Imaginary Women Fight on Twitter
Aired: 2022-11-03
Duration: 09:47


=== Two Men Fighting Over Womanhood (08:41) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:01]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  So Caitlin Jenna and Dylan Mulvaney, they're in a Twitter fight.
[00:00:09]  Yeah.
[00:00:09]  They're fighting over who can be the...
[00:00:15]  They're fighting who's the better woman.
[00:00:17]  Yeah.
[00:00:18]  Two men fighting over who's the better woman.
[00:00:21]  Hey, hey, Caitlin.
[00:00:23]  Hey, man, I support you.
[00:00:24]  Big fan over here.
[00:00:26]  Hope us.
[00:00:26]  Harsh twins, big fans.
[00:00:29]  Big fans, Caitlin.
[00:00:30]  Yeah.
[00:00:30]  You doing?
[00:00:31]  You're doing God's work.
[00:00:33]  Shut up.
[00:00:34]  She don't, man.
[00:00:35]  She's the sanest transgender we have in the United States of America.
[00:00:39]  She's doing God's work.
[00:00:41]  You should do God.
[00:00:42]  You should throw God in there.
[00:00:43]  Hey, God work in mysterious ways.
[00:00:48]  Yeah, you're like the sanest trans I've ever seen.
[00:00:52]  I mean, even though you chopped your dick off and you're living life as a woman, I think.
[00:00:56]  Well, why are you saying things you don't know, man?
[00:00:58]  Well, I might be wrong.
[00:01:00]  But when a man starts walking around and calling himself a lesbian, that is crazy.
[00:01:04]  Well, it's not crazy.
[00:01:06]  Well, she's, you don't, you don't understand Caitlin unless you walked a mile in them high heels she wearing.
[00:01:15]  Yeah, but anyway, anyway, we big fans, Caitlin.
[00:01:18]  You're doing God's work.
[00:01:20]  Keep doing what you're doing.
[00:01:21]  You're making a change.
[00:01:26]  You tell these damn, you tell these damn transgenders how it's done.
[00:01:30]  So Caitlin and Dylan Mulvaney got into a fight, and it all started with this Dylan Mulvaney video.
[00:01:36]  Yeah, check it out.
[00:01:38]  74 being a girl, round of applause for the makeup.
[00:01:41]  And I wore this outfit shopping today, and I thought that these might be my new shopping shorts, but I was walking around and everyone was staring.
[00:01:50]  And I was like, oh, okay, what's going on?
[00:01:52]  And they were all staring directly at my crotch.
[00:01:55]  And I went, oh, I forgot that my crotch doesn't look like other women's crotches sometimes.
[00:02:00]  What?
[00:02:00]  You forgot?
[00:02:01]  It doesn't look like a little Barbie pocket.
[00:02:04]  And I thought, okay, Dylan, you have some options here.
[00:02:07]  Number one, you can stop wearing clothes that fit like this and just find looser fitting items.
[00:02:14]  Number two, I can do a tuck, which is going to have to be a whole other video, but it's very painful and involved of a.
[00:02:20]  Or number three, I just normalize it and I wear clothes like this.
[00:02:25]  And we all just normalize women having bulges sometimes because we're coming up on bikini season, baby.
[00:02:31]  And you might see a bulge or two.
[00:02:33]  So normalize the bulge.
[00:02:36]  We are normalizing the bulge.
[00:02:38]  Women can have bulges and that's okay.
[00:02:42]  We're not going to stare at their crotches while they're wearing their little shopping shorts at the mall.
[00:02:50]  Thank you.
[00:02:51]  Love you.
[00:02:52]  Bye.
[00:02:53]  That crazy bitch actually got a singing voice.
[00:02:56]  Hey, Keith.
[00:03:05]  Man, you gonna blow your head off?
[00:03:07]  Might as well, man.
[00:03:08]  The world's gonna come to an end real quick.
[00:03:10]  How you forget you got a cock?
[00:03:13]  Oh, I forgot I got a cock.
[00:03:18]  How you forget?
[00:03:19]  You ever forget you got a cock?
[00:03:22]  Oh, I forgot I'm a cock.
[00:03:24]  I have a cock.
[00:03:25]  Yeah, it's not socially acceptable for men to walk around with that dick just laying on the side of their leg.
[00:03:30]  I always like tuck mine.
[00:03:32]  You can't like, I could be, I could have, like, when I walk around, you don't see nothing.
[00:03:39]  Yeah.
[00:03:39]  Because it's tucked straight down.
[00:03:41]  Who walks around with a cockman on their leg like you?
[00:03:44]  And you pretending to be a woman.
[00:03:48]  Hell, I'm a better woman than you.
[00:03:51]  But so Caitlin responds.
[00:03:52]  Who the hell doesn't know how to tuck?
[00:03:55]  So Caitlin responds with the tweet.
[00:03:58]  There is a difference between acceptance and tolerance and normalizing exposing your genitals in a public way in a public place.
[00:04:05]  I do not support that at all in the slightest.
[00:04:08]  Dylan, congrats, you're transfer for penis.
[00:04:11]  Now, that was a sane response.
[00:04:14]  That's why I'm a big fan of Caitlin, man.
[00:04:16]  Big fan.
[00:04:16]  She's sane, huh?
[00:04:18]  She's sane.
[00:04:19]  She got brains.
[00:04:20]  She's smart.
[00:04:21]  She's a very intelligent woman.
[00:04:24]  That's why I'm a big fan.
[00:04:27]  Big fan, man.
[00:04:28]  If I ever see you, I'm getting a picture and I'm getting an autograph.
[00:04:32]  Shut up.
[00:04:32]  And it's going on.
[00:04:33]  Instagram is going everywhere.
[00:04:36]  Hey, Kevin, because I support the LGBTQ community.
[00:04:41]  I support those people.
[00:04:42]  I support the alphabet people, you know.
[00:04:48]  What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:04:50]  What do you mean what I'm talking about?
[00:04:58]  That was the same rational tweet.
[00:04:59]  We should not normalize it.
[00:05:03]  You shouldn't.
[00:05:04]  It's common sense, really.
[00:05:06]  I'm a big fan of common sense.
[00:05:11]  Anyway, so Dylan Mulvaney got pissed off after seeing this response.
[00:05:16]  It pissed him off.
[00:05:17]  Why would this piss off anybody?
[00:05:18]  It was the same response, but we all know Dylan Mulvaney is not a sane person.
[00:05:23]  Did you sound in that video?
[00:05:24]  He's like, and you saw you saying, and that's why I get bigger so everybody can see his and hold damn mouth on the side of your face.
[00:05:34]  How do you do that?
[00:05:37]  But anyway, here's Dylan's response to Caitlin.
[00:05:39]  It's very immature.
[00:05:41]  Video is for Caitlin Jenner.
[00:05:42]  Hi, Caitlin.
[00:05:43]  I'm Dylan.
[00:05:44]  And we are two of the most privileged trans women in America at the moment.
[00:05:49]  And with that comes a lot of responsibility.
[00:05:51]  Yep, it does.
[00:05:52]  But then you decided to ridicule me very publicly.
[00:05:56]  Yep.
[00:05:57]  And honestly, this tweet didn't phase me all that much.
[00:06:00]  But then this one made me go, oh, not you calling me a he.
[00:06:06]  That is just, oh, terrible.
[00:06:09]  But you didn't stop there.
[00:06:11]  You said there is a difference between acceptance and tolerance and normalizing, exposing your genitals in a public way and a public place.
[00:06:19]  I do not support that at all, in the slightest.
[00:06:21]  Dylan, dot, dot, dot, congrats, you're trans with a penis.
[00:06:25]  Girl, you're making me sound like I'm some creepy flasher exposing myself.
[00:06:30]  That's what you are.
[00:06:30]  I was wearing perfectly normal shorts at a mall, and I've never been great with sarcasm, but I do think that last line was probably not an actual congrats.
[00:06:39]  And in this moment, I am not as comfortable talking about my private parts as I was when I made that video.
[00:06:45]  What?
[00:06:46]  And it felt like I got outed.
[00:06:48]  And I didn't fully know how to tuck that early on.
[00:06:52]  And I was still wearing men's Calvin Klein underwear.
[00:06:55]  What man doesn't know how to tuck?
[00:06:58]  Even straight men know how to tuck.
[00:07:00]  Where have you been?
[00:07:02]  It's like socially not acceptable for a man just to walk around with his dick laying on the side of his leg.
[00:07:06]  Yeah, no man walks around with a bulge.
[00:07:09]  I mean, sometimes you see some dudes with bulges.
[00:07:14]  No, but look, it's just man.
[00:07:16]  Keep in here cock staring, everybody.
[00:07:18]  Look at dudes' crotches.
[00:07:20]  What are you, a homosexual?
[00:07:21]  No, but I could tell in those shorts, he just had his dick laying on the side of his leg.
[00:07:29]  And stop calling them normal shorts.
[00:07:31]  You know how short and tight them shorts is?
[00:07:33]  And you're skinny and it's still tight.
[00:07:36]  Those are not normal shorts for a guy to wear.
[00:07:40]  I mean, for you to say that you don't know how to tuck, that's a lie.
[00:07:46]  I tuck.
[00:07:47]  I've been tucked.
[00:07:48]  I don't even know how long I've been tucking.
[00:07:50]  I know it's socially unacceptable for me to walk around with a bulge.
[00:07:55]  Who doesn't know that?
[00:07:56]  And like whether you're wearing boxers or briefs, I don't wear briefs, man.
[00:07:59]  I feel like it's choking my nuts.
[00:08:00]  But boxers, even the boxers, they like, all you have to do is tuck it down.
[00:08:05]  Yeah.
[00:08:05]  Just don't make sure it's laying on the side of your leg.
[00:08:08]  And you don't know how to tuck.
[00:08:10]  Well, them transgenders, man, they've been going on.
[00:08:13]  No, you trying to.
[00:08:14]  Above and beyond.
[00:08:14]  They be trying to, they take that tip and wrap it and tape it on the bottom of that lower back.
[00:08:22]  They try to make that crotch look like a Barbie pouch.
[00:08:25]  Yeah, but you said it yourself.
[00:08:27]  You're trying to normalize this.
[00:08:29]  That's why you did it.
[00:08:30]  So why are you saying you don't know how to talk?
[00:08:32]  You're like lying and making up excuses why you did what you did.
[00:08:36]  And you just totally, anybody with a rational brain, see you're just lying to make yourself feel better.

=== The Art of Tucking (01:05) ===

[00:08:41]  You're trying to normalize this.
[00:08:43]  That's not normal.
[00:08:44]  That's why Caitlin went off on your puck ass.
[00:08:47]  That's why I'm a big fan of Caitlin.
[00:08:49]  Big fan over here.
[00:08:50]  She's starting to grow on you, huh?
[00:08:52]  Yeah, man.
[00:08:52]  She's been growing on me.
[00:08:53]  I mean, Caitlin's against like men competing against women.
[00:08:57]  I mean.
[00:08:58]  She's against the drugs to prevent you from going into puberty, child muting.
[00:09:03]  And kids.
[00:09:03]  She's against all that.
[00:09:04]  So she's a sane transgender.
[00:09:06]  If an adult wants to grow up and be like Caitlin Jenner, okay, that's fine.
[00:09:10]  Yeah.
[00:09:10]  But you shouldn't push that on kids.
[00:09:13]  Like Dylan Mulvaney pushing shit on kids.
[00:09:15]  Now he's trying to push bulges on people as a woman.
[00:09:18]  Yeah.
[00:09:20]  You said.
[00:09:20]  Total psychopath.
[00:09:21]  You said something very important.
[00:09:23]  With your fan base, you got over 8 million followers.
[00:09:26]  It carries a lot of responsibility.
[00:09:28]  You can either make transgenders like freaks or you can make them look more normal.
[00:09:32]  You're making them look like freaks debauchery, like they're antisocial, like they're the scum.
[00:09:38]  You try to normalize, walk around with a bulge.
[00:09:41]  Well, she's the typical transgender that thinks Drag Queen story out, dancing with kids is normal.
[00:09:46]  Yeah, that's unacceptable.