President Zelensky demands $38 billion for Ukraine's deficit, plus $17 billion for World Bank-verified infrastructure and $2 billion for energy exports. The host compares these requests to personal credit card abuse, questioning why Democrats prioritize climate change over such aid while Russia holds nuclear weapons. Skepticism grows regarding Ukraine's sovereignty if it wins, with the host speculating a victorious nation might become a U.S. state like "Selensky Berg," contrasting its needs against African nations lacking basic sanitation. Ultimately, the episode suggests unlimited financial dependence may compromise true independence regardless of battlefield outcomes. [Automatically generated summary]
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Zelensky Needs Thirty-Eight Billion00:05:06
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Hey, President Zelensky, you need some more money.
Check it out.
Yeah.
This time, we have two key financial needs of the country.
That's $38 billion to make up for the deficit of our budget for next year.
Another $17 billion that were verified by the World Bank and needed to rebuild the critical infrastructure.
We need also targeted credits in the amount of $2 billion to rebuild the electric energy infrastructure after the destruction and to expand our export to Europe.
We need credit limits to purchase gas and coal for the future heating season.
The scope of this year's support should be not less than $5 billion.
He said that shit like it's $50.
Did he say they need how much money?
Because they got a deficit.
Yeah, they got a deficit.
Y'all got a deficit?
Guess who else got a deficit?
We got a deficit too.
You don't see us begging for money, D.
He said he needed a credit card.
$2 billion, huh?
You need a $2 billion credit card.
What else he want?
Oh, that's right.
He wants some coal and gas.
Hey, man, but the Democrats, they trying to give this dude an American Express card with no limit on it.
That's why he's asking for it.
This dude reminds me of that damn friend or cousin of somebody.
Hey, man, our times are tough.
I got a deficit at the house.
Let me get, let me get a...
The car broke down.
Yeah, let me get, let me get, let me just get, let me just get $100 so I can fill my truck up.
Yeah, my kids hung.
I need some groceries.
All I need is about $400.
Did a couple months go by.
Hey, man, what's up?
I just got fired.
Hey, man, I can't pay you back, but I want to stay sovereign.
I got this deficit building up.
I need about $2,500, man, because you don't want me to get thrown out, do you?
Yeah, kids ain't got nothing to eat.
Kids ain't got nothing to eat.
Wife looking like...
Just give me $500.
I'm going to go get some top ramen.
I'm going to stretch it.
I'm going to get some top ramen.
I'm going to go get some of that bologna.
I'm going to get some bread, man.
I'm going to make this shit last and some peanut butter, some jelly.
Hey, but the Democrats have been giving to him.
He said he wanted a credit card for some gas and some coal.
Have you heard of climate change, asshole?
I can't believe Democrats are willing to give him this.
Well, our country's willing to give him this money when we're so big on climate change over here.
Yeah.
But he can burn all the coal he wants.
No, man, we ain't give you that money, man.
The world's going to end in like 12 years.
We keep burning all this damn gas and coal.
Won't you get on this electric?
You need to jump on the phone with AOC.
She'll set you straight.
Hey, what?
How does this like Biden and his entire administration?
Everybody keeps asking, how much longer?
How much longer?
They said they're going to keep supporting Ukraine for as long as it takes.
For as long as it takes.
They said, whatever it takes.
Yeah.
Whatever it takes.
We're in it for the long haul.
Whatever it takes.
What does that include?
No, the other guy he fighting.
He's got nukes.
He got plenty of money.
I mean, what's the end game here?
I would like to know what's the end game.
This.
Please, God.
Please, Lord in heaven.
Now shut up.
I haven't prayed in a while.
I forget that prayer is a good prayer.
What's that prayer?
You remember?
We used to say it for every basketball game.
Shut up.
I would like to know the end game.
Let's say.
It ain't no end game.
We ain't giving them money to fight that war.
Yeah, we're giving them money to fight the war and help the economy there.
They got some dirt on mine.
All right, I heard enough.
You know what?
Not saying that they don't need the money.
Yeah, they need the money.
But I know plenty of other countries need that money.
I just saw a nigga washing his face in piss.
Cattle piss.
Got a good lather going.
Get some on the legs, Negro.
Man, somebody give that boy some lotion.
Some shea butter, some cocoa butter.
Give him something.
Give him some shoes.
See, in Africa, he needs that money.
Washing Faces In Cattle Piss00:01:38
Not you.
They need a couple billion dollars so they can have a plumbing system so they can wash their hands and face.
These people ain't got a shower, ain't got a bathtub.
Hell, they even got a toilet.
Washing his face in cattle piss with a big mound of cow shit right there staring at him while he's doing it.
Yeah, they need that money.
I mean, I'm not saying Selensky, you don't need the money.
You need the money.
I'm just saying they need it more.
Hey, let's say, let's say Ukraine wins the war.
Right?
Ukraine builds a big Croaching horse and give it to it as a gift to the Russians.
Yeah, it's over.
Then Pooh's like, yes, we won.
Pooh's the horse inside of Russia.
They go to sleep and all the...
All the Ukrainians come out and take over the country and steal its nuclear weapons.
Ukraine wins the war.
That's shit.
Right?
Let's say they win the war.
Are they still a sovereign country?
Of course not.
You know why?
Because they need us for money.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Maybe we can add them to the United States.
You know?
Be add them as a state, you know.
Gotta change that name, Ukraine.
That don't sound American.
No, I ain't adding them.
Got Alabama, got Texas, got Massachusetts, got Rhode Island, got a Y. What we're gonna call them?