Hodgetwins - Zelensky Demands More U.S. Money
Aired: 2022-10-18
Duration: 06:45


=== Zelensky Needs Thirty-Eight Billion (05:06) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:01]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  Hey, President Zelensky, you need some more money.
[00:00:06]  Check it out.
[00:00:07]  Yeah.
[00:00:08]  This time, we have two key financial needs of the country.
[00:00:12]  That's $38 billion to make up for the deficit of our budget for next year.
[00:00:18]  Another $17 billion that were verified by the World Bank and needed to rebuild the critical infrastructure.
[00:00:27]  We need also targeted credits in the amount of $2 billion to rebuild the electric energy infrastructure after the destruction and to expand our export to Europe.
[00:00:41]  We need credit limits to purchase gas and coal for the future heating season.
[00:00:48]  The scope of this year's support should be not less than $5 billion.
[00:00:55]  He said that shit like it's $50.
[00:01:00]  Did he say they need how much money?
[00:01:03]  Because they got a deficit.
[00:01:04]  Yeah, they got a deficit.
[00:01:05]  Y'all got a deficit?
[00:01:07]  Guess who else got a deficit?
[00:01:10]  We got a deficit too.
[00:01:12]  You don't see us begging for money, D.
[00:01:15]  He said he needed a credit card.
[00:01:16]  $2 billion, huh?
[00:01:19]  You need a $2 billion credit card.
[00:01:22]  What else he want?
[00:01:22]  Oh, that's right.
[00:01:23]  He wants some coal and gas.
[00:01:25]  Hey, man, but the Democrats, they trying to give this dude an American Express card with no limit on it.
[00:01:30]  That's why he's asking for it.
[00:01:31]  This dude reminds me of that damn friend or cousin of somebody.
[00:01:35]  Hey, man, our times are tough.
[00:01:37]  I got a deficit at the house.
[00:01:41]  Let me get, let me get a...
[00:01:43]  The car broke down.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, let me get, let me get, let me just get, let me just get $100 so I can fill my truck up.
[00:01:49]  Yeah, my kids hung.
[00:01:50]  I need some groceries.
[00:01:51]  All I need is about $400.
[00:01:56]  Did a couple months go by.
[00:01:57]  Hey, man, what's up?
[00:01:58]  I just got fired.
[00:01:59]  Hey, man, I can't pay you back, but I want to stay sovereign.
[00:02:04]  I got this deficit building up.
[00:02:07]  I need about $2,500, man, because you don't want me to get thrown out, do you?
[00:02:11]  Yeah, kids ain't got nothing to eat.
[00:02:13]  Kids ain't got nothing to eat.
[00:02:14]  Wife looking like...
[00:02:14]  Just give me $500.
[00:02:15]  I'm going to go get some top ramen.
[00:02:16]  I'm going to stretch it.
[00:02:17]  I'm going to get some top ramen.
[00:02:18]  I'm going to go get some of that bologna.
[00:02:20]  I'm going to get some bread, man.
[00:02:21]  I'm going to make this shit last and some peanut butter, some jelly.
[00:02:24]  Hey, but the Democrats have been giving to him.
[00:02:26]  He said he wanted a credit card for some gas and some coal.
[00:02:29]  Have you heard of climate change, asshole?
[00:02:32]  I can't believe Democrats are willing to give him this.
[00:02:34]  Well, our country's willing to give him this money when we're so big on climate change over here.
[00:02:38]  Yeah.
[00:02:38]  But he can burn all the coal he wants.
[00:02:40]  No, man, we ain't give you that money, man.
[00:02:42]  The world's going to end in like 12 years.
[00:02:44]  We keep burning all this damn gas and coal.
[00:02:46]  Won't you get on this electric?
[00:02:48]  You need to jump on the phone with AOC.
[00:02:50]  She'll set you straight.
[00:02:55]  Hey, what?
[00:02:55]  How does this like Biden and his entire administration?
[00:02:58]  Everybody keeps asking, how much longer?
[00:03:00]  How much longer?
[00:03:01]  They said they're going to keep supporting Ukraine for as long as it takes.
[00:03:06]  For as long as it takes.
[00:03:08]  They said, whatever it takes.
[00:03:09]  Yeah.
[00:03:10]  Whatever it takes.
[00:03:11]  We're in it for the long haul.
[00:03:13]  Whatever it takes.
[00:03:15]  What does that include?
[00:03:22]  No, the other guy he fighting.
[00:03:24]  He's got nukes.
[00:03:25]  He got plenty of money.
[00:03:31]  I mean, what's the end game here?
[00:03:35]  I would like to know what's the end game.
[00:03:38]  This.
[00:03:39]  Please, God.
[00:03:41]  Please, Lord in heaven.
[00:03:42]  Now shut up.
[00:03:44]  I haven't prayed in a while.
[00:03:45]  I forget that prayer is a good prayer.
[00:03:48]  What's that prayer?
[00:03:49]  You remember?
[00:03:51]  We used to say it for every basketball game.
[00:03:53]  Shut up.
[00:03:55]  I would like to know the end game.
[00:03:57]  Let's say.
[00:03:57]  It ain't no end game.
[00:04:00]  We ain't giving them money to fight that war.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, we're giving them money to fight the war and help the economy there.
[00:04:23]  They got some dirt on mine.
[00:04:27]  All right, I heard enough.
[00:04:30]  You know what?
[00:04:30]  Not saying that they don't need the money.
[00:04:32]  Yeah, they need the money.
[00:04:33]  But I know plenty of other countries need that money.
[00:04:36]  I just saw a nigga washing his face in piss.
[00:04:39]  Cattle piss.
[00:04:46]  Got a good lather going.
[00:04:49]  Get some on the legs, Negro.
[00:04:53]  Man, somebody give that boy some lotion.
[00:04:56]  Some shea butter, some cocoa butter.
[00:04:59]  Give him something.
[00:05:00]  Give him some shoes.
[00:05:02]  See, in Africa, he needs that money.

=== Washing Faces In Cattle Piss (01:38) ===

[00:05:06]  Not you.
[00:05:08]  They need a couple billion dollars so they can have a plumbing system so they can wash their hands and face.
[00:05:14]  These people ain't got a shower, ain't got a bathtub.
[00:05:17]  Hell, they even got a toilet.
[00:05:20]  Washing his face in cattle piss with a big mound of cow shit right there staring at him while he's doing it.
[00:05:27]  Yeah, they need that money.
[00:05:28]  I mean, I'm not saying Selensky, you don't need the money.
[00:05:30]  You need the money.
[00:05:32]  I'm just saying they need it more.
[00:05:36]  Hey, let's say, let's say Ukraine wins the war.
[00:05:42]  Right?
[00:05:43]  Ukraine builds a big Croaching horse and give it to it as a gift to the Russians.
[00:05:48]  Yeah, it's over.
[00:05:50]  Then Pooh's like, yes, we won.
[00:05:52]  Pooh's the horse inside of Russia.
[00:05:54]  They go to sleep and all the...
[00:05:56]  All the Ukrainians come out and take over the country and steal its nuclear weapons.
[00:06:01]  Ukraine wins the war.
[00:06:03]  That's shit.
[00:06:04]  Right?
[00:06:04]  Let's say they win the war.
[00:06:06]  Are they still a sovereign country?
[00:06:09]  Of course not.
[00:06:09]  You know why?
[00:06:10]  Because they need us for money.
[00:06:12]  Yeah.
[00:06:13]  Well, you know what?
[00:06:14]  Maybe we can add them to the United States.
[00:06:18]  You know?
[00:06:19]  Be add them as a state, you know.
[00:06:24]  Gotta change that name, Ukraine.
[00:06:26]  That don't sound American.
[00:06:27]  No, I ain't adding them.
[00:06:28]  Got Alabama, got Texas, got Massachusetts, got Rhode Island, got a Y. What we're gonna call them?
[00:06:39]  Call them Selensky Berg.
[00:06:44]  Felinskyville.