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Sept. 15, 2022 - Hodgetwins
05:06
White Woman Transitions To Negro
# white flight attendant watermelon breast vitiligo aborted black babies cicely tyson gender transition medical misinformation melatonin michael jackson race identity racial passing schizophrenia skin bleaching southwest airlines

Hodgetwins mock a white flight attendant claiming to transition to Black, ridiculing her cosmetic changes and speculating she has schizophrenia. The hosts contrast this with Michael Jackson's alleged desire to bleach his skin, citing vitiligo and plastic surgery as evidence he wanted to be white. They further deride the attendant's breast implants as "watermelons" and suggest her melatonin injections come from aborted Black babies, ultimately framing these identity shifts as delusions requiring psychiatric intervention rather than valid self-expression. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: nvidia/parakeet-tdt-0.6b-v2, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
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White Woman Trying to Be Black 00:03:48
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
I'm going to show y'all a white woman so woke, she want to be black.
Look at her.
White girl here.
Yeah.
Look at her.
Flight attendant, I guess.
Yeah, white girl.
My eye color has changed.
My eyebrow color has changed.
And I can feel in myself that I'm changing to a black woman.
I like the curves of black women and I want to get them step by step.
Hey, do you see the two white correspondents?
Can you bring them back up and freeze it?
You know what they're thinking right there?
Man, this nigga crazy as hell.
What they think.
This nigga done lost her.
Yeah, she's...
They say it's...
White privilege.
Yeah, right.
I've always heard about white people trying to be black.
You know, I mean, what?
There's so many white people trying to be black nowadays.
I've never seen a black person trying to be white.
Michael Jackson?
He had a skin disease, you jack.
Hell with no damn skin disease.
No, he had, what's it called?
Vigilago?
Vigilago or some shit.
He had some Vigilago.
Yeah, he had Vitilago.
Over his entire damn body?
Well, he had to bleach the rest of his body or it wouldn't match.
Man, I call bullshit on that.
That's some bitch even got a damn butt chin like a white person.
How many black people you see with the butt chin?
Yeah, he got them nose jobs too.
Yeah, I think he was trying to be white.
He even straightened his hair.
He got rid of his afro.
I think Michael was lying to everybody.
He just wanted to be white.
Didn't want to tell nobody.
He didn't even look white.
He looked like a...
He looked a damn albano Indian.
Hey, let's get back to this lady, man.
Pull up the black woman again.
You just leave it up.
I'm just going to look at her.
Yeah, bring up Cicely Tyson back up again.
And man.
She was injecting melatonin.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's reversible.
I don't think that shit's reversible.
I think you're done.
It's over.
Her hair get all nappy.
Is that a weird?
She said the more melatonin she squirted in her body, the nappier hair got.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Man, it's crazy.
She just go see a black female makeup artist because black women don't wear that color lipstick.
Yeah, black prostitutes, maybe, but not black women, no.
Man.
Even the insides of her hands, she does melatonin.
I think a lot of people don't realize that that melatonin, I think they get that from aborted black babies.
Yeah.
Which makes this whole story even sucker.
Yeah.
Poor white woman, man.
Don't want.
Just threw away all that white privilege she had.
She had her whole world in the palm of her hand.
She threw all that white privilege away to just be some sorry ass nigga.
She got a breast done, too.
Oh, I could tell she did a breast done.
I knew that was, I knew she, man.
Ain't nobody walking around with triple F's.
Hey, bring that picture back up.
You see how big them dudes?
She got two watermelons up on her damn.
Man, that is huge, man.
I mean, I think breasts are overrated, man.
I don't like big breast costs when they kind of smother you.
Yeah, especially when on top, you can't breathe.
Can't breathe like, man, turn that way.
Throwing Away Privilege for a Breast Job 00:01:17
Can't stand all them.
I'm like, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
Yeah, man.
It's like, I would call this.
See, I'm not a doctor.
I'm just speculating here, but this is schizophrenia.
You call it schizophrenia.
She got a split personality, man.
Well, you don't sound black.
You still sound like a white, a privileged white girl.
Play her again, her voice.
Myself, that I'm changing to a black woman.
I like the curves of black women, and I want to get them step by step.
But all women have curves, not just black women.
Yeah.
She's real bad at talking with her hands, too.
It's almost like she's giving sign language when she's talking.
Pull it up again.
It killed the sound.
It just killed the sound of the show.
Because I'm tight.
She's working for Southwest and she's directing traffic.
If you took her hands away, she wouldn't be able to say a damn word.
That was a damn good show.
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