Hodgetwins - White Woman Transitions To Negro
Aired: 2022-09-15
Duration: 05:06


=== White Woman Trying to Be Black (03:48) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  I'm going to show y'all a white woman so woke, she want to be black.
[00:00:08]  Look at her.
[00:00:10]  White girl here.
[00:00:12]  Yeah.
[00:00:13]  Look at her.
[00:00:13]  Flight attendant, I guess.
[00:00:14]  Yeah, white girl.
[00:00:17]  My eye color has changed.
[00:00:19]  My eyebrow color has changed.
[00:00:21]  And I can feel in myself that I'm changing to a black woman.
[00:00:27]  I like the curves of black women and I want to get them step by step.
[00:00:33]  Hey, do you see the two white correspondents?
[00:00:35]  Can you bring them back up and freeze it?
[00:00:37]  You know what they're thinking right there?
[00:00:38]  Man, this nigga crazy as hell.
[00:00:42]  What they think.
[00:00:45]  This nigga done lost her.
[00:00:52]  Yeah, she's...
[00:00:53]  They say it's...
[00:00:55]  White privilege.
[00:00:56]  Yeah, right.
[00:01:00]  I've always heard about white people trying to be black.
[00:01:04]  You know, I mean, what?
[00:01:07]  There's so many white people trying to be black nowadays.
[00:01:09]  I've never seen a black person trying to be white.
[00:01:12]  Michael Jackson?
[00:01:13]  He had a skin disease, you jack.
[00:01:14]  Hell with no damn skin disease.
[00:01:16]  No, he had, what's it called?
[00:01:18]  Vigilago?
[00:01:19]  Vigilago or some shit.
[00:01:20]  He had some Vigilago.
[00:01:22]  Yeah, he had Vitilago.
[00:01:24]  Over his entire damn body?
[00:01:25]  Well, he had to bleach the rest of his body or it wouldn't match.
[00:01:30]  Man, I call bullshit on that.
[00:01:35]  That's some bitch even got a damn butt chin like a white person.
[00:01:38]  How many black people you see with the butt chin?
[00:01:40]  Yeah, he got them nose jobs too.
[00:01:41]  Yeah, I think he was trying to be white.
[00:01:43]  He even straightened his hair.
[00:01:43]  He got rid of his afro.
[00:01:46]  I think Michael was lying to everybody.
[00:01:47]  He just wanted to be white.
[00:01:48]  Didn't want to tell nobody.
[00:01:49]  He didn't even look white.
[00:01:51]  He looked like a...
[00:01:52]  He looked a damn albano Indian.
[00:01:59]  Hey, let's get back to this lady, man.
[00:02:01]  Pull up the black woman again.
[00:02:05]  You just leave it up.
[00:02:06]  I'm just going to look at her.
[00:02:07]  Yeah, bring up Cicely Tyson back up again.
[00:02:12]  And man.
[00:02:14]  She was injecting melatonin.
[00:02:17]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:18]  Oh, that's reversible.
[00:02:19]  I don't think that shit's reversible.
[00:02:21]  I think you're done.
[00:02:23]  It's over.
[00:02:24]  Her hair get all nappy.
[00:02:26]  Is that a weird?
[00:02:27]  She said the more melatonin she squirted in her body, the nappier hair got.
[00:02:32]  Hmm.
[00:02:33]  Hmm.
[00:02:35]  Man, it's crazy.
[00:02:36]  She just go see a black female makeup artist because black women don't wear that color lipstick.
[00:02:42]  Yeah, black prostitutes, maybe, but not black women, no.
[00:02:47]  Man.
[00:02:47]  Even the insides of her hands, she does melatonin.
[00:02:50]  I think a lot of people don't realize that that melatonin, I think they get that from aborted black babies.
[00:02:56]  Yeah.
[00:02:59]  Which makes this whole story even sucker.
[00:03:01]  Yeah.
[00:03:02]  Poor white woman, man.
[00:03:04]  Don't want.
[00:03:04]  Just threw away all that white privilege she had.
[00:03:08]  She had her whole world in the palm of her hand.
[00:03:10]  She threw all that white privilege away to just be some sorry ass nigga.
[00:03:20]  She got a breast done, too.
[00:03:22]  Oh, I could tell she did a breast done.
[00:03:24]  I knew that was, I knew she, man.
[00:03:25]  Ain't nobody walking around with triple F's.
[00:03:27]  Hey, bring that picture back up.
[00:03:29]  You see how big them dudes?
[00:03:30]  She got two watermelons up on her damn.
[00:03:34]  Man, that is huge, man.
[00:03:36]  I mean, I think breasts are overrated, man.
[00:03:40]  I don't like big breast costs when they kind of smother you.
[00:03:43]  Yeah, especially when on top, you can't breathe.
[00:03:45]  Can't breathe like, man, turn that way.

=== Throwing Away Privilege for a Breast Job (01:17) ===

[00:03:49]  Can't stand all them.
[00:03:50]  I'm like, I can't breathe.
[00:03:52]  I can't breathe.
[00:03:55]  Yeah, man.
[00:03:56]  It's like, I would call this.
[00:03:58]  See, I'm not a doctor.
[00:03:59]  I'm just speculating here, but this is schizophrenia.
[00:04:06]  You call it schizophrenia.
[00:04:08]  She got a split personality, man.
[00:04:12]  Well, you don't sound black.
[00:04:14]  You still sound like a white, a privileged white girl.
[00:04:20]  Play her again, her voice.
[00:04:23]  Myself, that I'm changing to a black woman.
[00:04:27]  I like the curves of black women, and I want to get them step by step.
[00:04:33]  But all women have curves, not just black women.
[00:04:36]  Yeah.
[00:04:40]  She's real bad at talking with her hands, too.
[00:04:42]  It's almost like she's giving sign language when she's talking.
[00:04:47]  Pull it up again.
[00:04:48]  It killed the sound.
[00:04:49]  It just killed the sound of the show.
[00:04:52]  Because I'm tight.
[00:04:53]  She's working for Southwest and she's directing traffic.
[00:05:00]  If you took her hands away, she wouldn't be able to say a damn word.
[00:05:05]  That was a damn good show.