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Sept. 11, 2022 - Hodgetwins
05:53
Aqua Dummy Jason Momoa Cuts Long Hair to Save The Planet
# waste management virtue signaling single use plastics celebrity hypocrisy consumer culture eco friendly masks environmental activism jason momoa landfills n95 style masks ocean conservation plastic pollution private jet

Hodgetwins aggressively dismantle Jason Momoa's environmental claims, labeling his long haircut sacrifice as "bullshit" virtue signaling designed to garner attention rather than aid the planet. While Momoa briefly mentions eliminating single-use plastics, the host counters that swapping materials like rubber or glass fails to solve landfill issues and mocks his private jet ownership and plastic-fiber masks as hypocritical. Ultimately, the rant concludes that genuine environmental protection requires proper waste disposal, not narcissistic image campaigns that ignore the reality of trash management. [Automatically generated summary]

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Cutting Hair to Save the Planet 00:05:52
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Jason Mamore, he's doing his part to save the planet.
He's doing his part to save the oceans, the wildlife in the oceans.
Yeah, he actually is claiming he's cutting his hair to save the planet.
Y'all believe this bullshit?
No, you doing this because you got the camera all up in your pretty face.
Trying to make yourself, you know, you're a narcissist.
This is what you are.
You're a damn narcissist.
You know you're a handsome man.
You know what?
I'm going to do this because women are sucking for men who want to take care of Earth.
I'm going to put my pretty face into the camera.
I'm going to put my eyes in there and I'm going to cut my hair.
Yeah, I'm doing this to save the planet.
What do you call that?
That's a term for that.
Yeah, look at me.
Hey, Kevin.
Yeah, I'm cutting my hair.
What?
That's a term for that.
It's called.
Dumbass.
Can't save the planet by cutting your hair.
That shit's going to get in the ocean.
I bet you he flushed that shit right in your foot.
Yeah, it's some poor dolphin in the ocean coughing on his hair right now.
Yeah, choking up hair balls.
Now, the term I was looking for, virtue signaling.
That's what he's doing.
Check this video out.
Those braids.
Shaving off the hair.
Oh, oh, man.
I've never even felt the wind right there.
Do it for single-use plastics.
I'm tired of these plastic bottles.
We gotta stop plastic forks, all that just goes into our land, goes into our ocean.
I'm hearing how about you right now.
I'm just seeing plastics coming in our ocean.
It's just so sad.
So please.
Anything you can do to eliminate single-use plastics in your lives.
Aloha.
We're going to keep going.
Get out of my face.
I love you guys.
Hello.
Yeah, plastic.
I'm pretty sure those beads are plastic.
And that damn guard on them damn electric, whatever's cutting your ear is plastic.
Yeah, that cord coming from it, it's got to have some kind of plastic in it.
Everything's got plastic.
Hell, this water bottle, man.
I mean, everything.
Single use, you know?
Balloons.
Everything's made of plastic.
I mean, if you're going to do away with plastic, what are you going to replace that with?
Rubber?
Glass?
Shit's still going to go in the ocean.
So your message should have been, hey, everybody, discard your trash appropriately so it doesn't show up in the ocean.
Yeah, that's what you said.
No, no, no.
You're going to take the angle you took.
Because he's auditioning for Hollywood.
You virtue signaling.
Yeah, man.
Hey, you know what?
It's not conceivable to do with everything.
Just imagine everything that's in plastic.
You know, lotions, shampoos.
Hell, some rubber, some condoms are made out of plastic.
I went to the drive-through, man.
Got me a nice plastic straw.
Got me a...
This is plastic, ain't it?
Yeah, this right here is going to have...
When I go through the drive-thru, what are you going to, instead of putting it in plastic, what are you going to put it in?
Paper.
That shit ain't going to work.
Got to drink it real fast.
I mean, what do you, okay, what I'm saying is, your message should have been, dispose your garbage appropriately.
Yeah.
You already said that, man.
You sound like a broken record.
What?
So you already said that.
You sound like a broken record.
Well, I'm going to say something else.
Hey, for somebody that's trying to save the damn planet, why you got a private jet?
Yeah, man.
Thank God this ended well.
I think your engine caught on fire and you had to land.
Bitch, you was pissing all over yourself.
If you really want to save the planet, why don't you fly like everybody else?
You can upgrade the first class.
Yeah.
Oh, I know why.
You tired of taking pictures because that pretty face of yours.
Is that it?
But you wait.
You're going to use that pretty face to push this damn notion that you're cutting your damn hair to save the planet.
Man, you can't, I mean, come on, man.
Let's be rational.
Let's think logically for just one second.
Yeah, let's do that.
You didn't cut your hair to save the planet.
Just wanted to show all the women how handsome you are.
You know?
That's why you did it.
Let's tell the truth.
What's his name, Jason Mamore?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
I'm going to call you Aquaman.
Yeah.
You know?
That's why you did it.
Well, he's got like a, he's selling a bunch of eco-friendly stuff.
I think this is a play on this merchandise.
Like, you're selling like these masks.
Yeah.
100% cotton, which means it's 100% worthless.
You might as well be selling a chain-link fence over people's faces.
100% 20% cotton.
Eco-friendly.
Eco-friendly.
It's going to protect you from viruses.
Like the N95 master, the one they pushed, that actually is kind of effective.
Those are good.
You know what it's got in it?
It's got plastic fibers in it.
You know what?
Everything, regardless, like trash just ends up in the ocean.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Whether it's plastic or whatever.
Your message should have been, dispose your trash.
Did you know that we got things called landfills?
Yeah.
Yeah.
These landfills, what do they look like?
They just take everybody's garbage and just bury that shit and cover it up like it's going to disappear.
You should have brought that up.
Hey, man, it's still going in the land, though.
That's why he's doing all this.
He don't want it to go in the land or the ocean.
I mean, regardless of what you replace the plastic with, it's still going in the land.
Your landfills.
You just don't want it to go in the oceans.
People just, you know, your message should have been properly dispose of your trash, you know?
Yeah.
Instead of putting your face all in the camera.
That was a damn good show.
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